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hey really love your vids but I think you spent way too long going on about random text comments that were rude as. It just felt like you did the vid to rat on random comments made by the YOUTUBE world and I didn't really take anything away from the vid but that. at the end of the day like they matter anyway, it's just a comment like this one xoxo
Not that I approve of the idea of letting someone pee on you, but isn't pee actually very sterile? I mean...that's why you let people pee on your wounds to disinfect them or whatever if you get hurt or stung by a jellyfish or something, right?
You have got to tell me please...was the escalator going up or down? I'm really am sorry that happened to you but if you saw that happen to a cartoon character, which way would you rather the escalator be going?
in 1820 a man named fredrick osloft one day he was working in his lab until a ghost came by and killed him the next morning fredrick was nowhere to be seen 100 years later two boys went in the lab as a dare the boys where never seen again where aparently murdered now that u have read this comment tonight when u go to sleep the two boys and fredrick will come and murder you but you can stop this by posting this comment on 5 other videos by midnight
Human pee is sterile... as it comes out. It is also a perfect breeding ground for any bacteria that it comes into contact with. So the moment it touches you or anything it else it starts growing germs... LOOK IT UP
-- biohazards are things that could contaminate you with some biological item like a virus or bacteria -- toxic usually reefers to chemical contamination that can kill like arsenic -- sterile items are not biohazards - though they can be poisonous aka toxic
divers using wet suits are often taught to urinate on themselves to its warming. If your in the shower and some one pees on you it really isnt' a big deal there is lots of water to dilute it and such.
Baring an infection in the urinary tract its sterile - oxygen starts breaks down the urea into ammonia -- stagnate fluids with a more or less ph of 5-8 are often places where certain bacteria like to live
Good job calling out the jerks, Joe. Sometimes I go to leave a comment and I'm like... "woah... I did NOT need to see that." Some people can be so rude.
wow. just shut up. im stick of hearing from you homophobes. just back the fuck of. if you dont like the glbtq community, dont get involved. We do not need haters leaving comments on here. I am sooo fucking sick of you people leaving us comments that discriminate. we are every bit as equal as you are and why do you care who we love. it isnt your life and it never will be!
Urine is only sterile in the respect that it is free from outside contaminates, and that's onl when it is in your bladder. The reason it is considered a bio hazard is because of the thousands of diseases and bacterias it can carry once it leaves your bladder.
I totaly agree..someone shouldn't ask you personal questions about you sex life..that is something between you and the person you are with not the whole world!
but isn't urine sterile? I saw that on House. He was peeing all over himself, and he was like "no big deal, urine is sterile". It was a dream sequence tho.
I loved this video! I'm surprised that people asked you such personal questions. Well done putting them in their places. I adored your answer to knowing when you're in love, that was very well put! Great video.
Wow, I'm not suprisd thought that people will leave rude and disrespectful comments. It's in their inherent nature. So we live to see another day, and all is well. They can piss off... no pun intended.
hmmm, you seemed upset with the those few commenters that left rude questions and you could tell that in the video... however ur human and nothings perfect... so this goes to you joe and to people here that say the video wasn't good. wake call!!! we're human... i would be upset too! keep up the good job dude, you're cool!
Joe your awesome...people that say rude things are scared sad pathetic people. People that harass people via the internet are also really really desperate for attention and have no friends in real life that they can communicate with so they pick on people they dont know and know that cant find them. People that say rude things in general have no respect for others and were obviously not raised with love and common decency. Keep doing what your doing, you rock!
I agree on the 'peed on' issue...that's not sexual or sensual at all; it's just plain ol'...disgusting. The smell alone is enough to make a person want to take a walk versus hanging around their bedroom with you.
I also agree on the personal issues matter. It's none of our business, sexually or otherwise, to know what you're up to. But for those (such as jaime21985) of us who tend to be...a little STRANGE...don't let it bug you. It's a hazard of posting on youtube.
Joe, I don't think you're enjoying this project anymore. I'd say it looks to me like you haven't been enjoying 5AG from about the time you moved to Philadelphia. Its a shame because you always rocked and were very bubbly and funny. But we all move on and change eh?...
But you were right to emphasize the fact that this week's theme was not an opportunity to pry into personal lives. That's the danger of youtube though....
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Joe. Due to the fact that your video is short and 1/2 of the video is a rant, and 1/3 of the video is about you talking about other's answering questions, and then re-answered questions...and the other questions you answered weren't even fornication related.
Amazing response to rude posters. I'm impressed that there is a gay channel that respectfully answers questions from (GBTLQ community - among others) the world at large.
While I think pee is gross, it's not a biohazard. If it was, mothers and fathers everywhere who have changed diapers would be in serious danger. Especially if they have boys.
I'm not sure, but I think pee is relatively safe. And poop too as long as you don't eat it. bleh
Have you considering having a theme for Thursday? Stevie had the wheel of gay and Tyler now has fornication. I was wondering if you could have something like a Talent Thursday where you ask video/comment responses like singing/dancing/poetry/writing. You did haiku poems before. Keep up the great job on your own channel J.
but that does remind me of a demetri martin joke - "One time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half."
i really liked how you handled that cause they were very rude to have been asking that and you did a nice job about telling them off. and the peeing fetish is weird!
Just so you know, the Rockstar brand of energy drinks are owned by Micheal Savage and his family who are extremely anti-gay, and ultra conservative.. They use the profits from the drink to help spread their messages of hate. This is a fairly well known fact in the "gay community" and you should consider drinking something else, or boycotting them altogether.
I wish they only let trained people handle biohazards... because I am definitely not and I've had to clean up EVERYTHING (don't even ask) at my job at a church. Silly uncontrollable children... :\
I just watched this video, and must say that I laughed my butt off about the escalator part ( sorry to have enjoyed your misery ) I have never fallen down the stairs, or an escalator... I always trip going up! haha
Your comments at the begging are well taken. If everyone shared ALL the stuff of life with half the imediate world, would there be any "special intamacy" with the rest?
Getting to GROW a relationship is how two really get to KNOW each other.
actually as a social worker and Med student he is right about Human waste in a public area having to be removed by a trained professional or poison control, second only baby Urine is considered good for the skin not adult, there isnt an adult human being (including myself) who are free of toxicans, plain and simple even though people do it Urine is considered poison and should be in the toilet and not on each other
PLEASE answer this question: I am a guy and have always been sexually confused; been with guys and girls in the past. I am currently in a relationships with a girl (7 months). The problem is that I am not really that into girls sexually and doing things with her is more of a chore than pleasurable. How can I break up with her and still remain friends? She is a really nice person and I don't want to hurt her, but I can't be completely happy with a girl and decided to be gay. HELP PLEASE =[
You have to be honest to yourself otherwise you will hurt yourself. You may not be able to remain friends with her, playing the straight game with her isnt fair to her and if she is a nice person then dont you owe it to her to not play her along.
Its not an easy task but in the long run, being truthfull to her and yourself is the best option
You complained that people were asking questions about the 5AG and not asking proper fornication questions, then you went on to answer 2 of those questions that you complained about.
"How do you know you're in love" - but wouldn't your answer also go for friends? My life is definitely better WITH my friends than it'd be without them. Guess it's a really stupid question for people who have been in love (or are) because it's so obvious to them. But to some of us who never have it's a real mystery.
To go along with what Harlesa2087 posted, urine is also an acceptable treatment for jellyfish stings. I too am glad the topic was narrowed to "general advice" and would probably have been as uncomfortable hearing about you guys' sex lives as you would have been discussing them. Don't get me wrong, I am all for the free and open discussion of such matters, but I don't think this is an appropriate forum for such. You guys are all "gorgus" and I love your vlogs!!!
BUT I LOVE that your topics and personalities offer advice and insight into my life as a gay man, it is kind of like the gay mans version of Oprah or better yet: The View.
Also in response to some negative comments left to this video: I agree with everything you said, except perhaps Tyler is to blame (1%) for not really clarifying his intent on this weeks topic... I honestly was a bit hesitant to watch mike on Monday because I don't want to know about your sex lives and I did not know where exactly the topic was headed...
Okay how do I know this? I was in the Navy and one part of our survivor training (on a ship) was all about what comes out of the body, disgusting I know... but just figured it would have put some insight on what you were discussing in this video.
In a situation where you have no clean water but must choose between seawater and your own urine, doctors say that urine is the better choice because it is sanitized (un like number 2). It is also a good combatant against centipede bites, and can be used as a last resort facial cleanser.
joe, FYI rockstar was founded by russell weiner, the son of extremely anti-gay radio host michael savage. (additionally, savage's wife serves as the company's CFO.)
I've never drank Rockstar, 'Cause..Well..I don't know any energy drink at all. Beside my boyfriend says I get hyped up on soda's anyway. D: Which is the sad truth. :)
i do agree with having personal boundaries, however i find myself agree with "pedigru's" comment about contradiction. i mean its all well and all to give opinions on certain questions viewers might have about relationships, but having problems sharing watered down story's and life experiences as well just doesn't seem that fair to your subscribers who are taking time out of their lives to continuously watch your videos comment and genuinely want something they can relate to. also kinda prudish
ugh. ignorant ass commenters! they will always be here, disregarding decorum and human decency. i'm glad you put them in their place.
re: watersports...UGGGGHHHHHHHH. funny you're talking about it because i just walked home from a club including a short hike up what me and my friends call "urination steps"...so rancid and foul and BLAH whyyyyy would anyone EVER want...but anyway.
i think you choose to be in love, personally. purely based on observation, though...
I think it's just sterile until it comes out. Then it gets contaminated by all of the bacteria...down THERE. Haha. So, sterile or not...peeing on anyone is a bad idea. I can't believe I just typed that.
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Two things:
1) Urine is sterile when it exits the body. Have you ever heard of peeing on a cut, snake bite, or sea-urchin wound? Urine can flush out poison or other nastiness from a wound to prevent infection.
2) It's hard to take your, "I don't want to discuss my personal life..." statement seriously when you were very happy to announce both your dating stevie and your moving in with him.
Sorry but...get over yourself. Granted some questions were rude but that's another matter entirely.
That is a very good point. But I'm thinking that he means like personal sex life not just personal life in general. But yea I do see where you're coming from though.
just because he doesn't want to talk about the personal part about his relationship with stevie. and if you've noticed they don't talk about their relationship that often.
Because I'm not the one being contradicting? I could genuinely care less about their relationship. But when someone offers up personal info in previous videos...it's difficult to take them seriously when they get upset over people wanting to know a little bit more.
Maybe I'm a bit too black and white in my thinking. Either don't ever give any personal info out at all...or do. But don't do it half assed, one day giving personal info and the next day refusing to. That's redundant imho.
on your second point...i dont think Joe or Stevie have a problem announcing that they're moving intogether/dating...bc everyone would have put 2+2 together eventually right? That's something happy that they wanted to share and 1 aspect of their relationship.
The questions he's referring to are obviously questions ABOUT their personal time together, beyond "we're dating"- stuff that happens behind closed doors (PRIVATE) and probably rude ones from the sounds of things.
I was once walking home and just outside my house I look over to see a guy leaning against a car bumper, the moment I look over I see shit falling out of his ass onto the pavement. hahaha
He looks at me and noticing that I see this says "Don't worry, I work for the city, I'll be back tomorrow to clean this up"
Anyhow I'm with u, shit and piss can stay in the bathroom, not the bedroom. hahaha
- You can have fun in your videos - more fun then just about any vlogger I know.
- At the same time, you will step up & school your fans if they need it.
A man who demands respect gets respect.
Now schools over - where was I?
Oh yeah, I think it was you who wrote that you liked 'Thursday' by 'Asobi Seksu". Do you like their new album 'Hush' (it came out 2 weeks ago)? Did you know they're playing at Johnny Brendas in Philly this Sunday?
I just saw your question and I might be able to answer it... seeing as I am in the same situation, but switched around. You have to be up front with them. The worst thing you could do is nothing. Of course you don't want to be harsh in your telling, but you do have to be straight forward. Realize that it's just as hard for you as it is for the other person. I wish you the best of luck :)
I have been around many blocks, over my life. I'm Gay, and I reckon that you 5AWESOMEGAYS get a lot of silly, immature comments because of the word "Gay" in your title. You would come up in searches that are based around the word Gay. Being openly Gay, adds to that. I am not complaining mind you. I am with you all of the way, on what you do for our kind, no matter where they might be in the world. Me, I'm in the UK :)
ALLLRIGHT ROCKSTAR :D
mamemimoma 10 months ago
I cant agree more with you!! some people need to learn that is not ok to ask private stuff in front of 20,000+ ppl!! love you!
BryanIsAllThat 1 year ago
fag
ghostfacejibbah 1 year ago
Joe, you are a rock star, and of course the others are too. But really, yeah....
ae109 2 years ago
YES! :D Rockstars are bomb.
bonanahh 2 years ago
biohazard on me!!! jk boi. i never knew that and im glad you told it.
curtisortega 2 years ago
omg I accidently rated this video one star!!! I'm sooo sorry :(
PolkadottedCam 2 years ago
I rated it five starts twice, I evened it out for you. :D
jessicaacohen 2 years ago
AAAH! No! Don't drink rockstar it's owned by Michael Savage!
PottyPantsProduction 2 years ago
hmm pee is sterile
fshando 2 years ago 5
not if it's been out in the open. while in your baldder, yes.
as soon as it leaves your body, now.
hansiqua 2 years ago
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hey really love your vids but I think you spent way too long going on about random text comments that were rude as. It just felt like you did the vid to rat on random comments made by the YOUTUBE world and I didn't really take anything away from the vid but that. at the end of the day like they matter anyway, it's just a comment like this one xoxo
guysjiveroom 2 years ago
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what a fag
ninjafish07 2 years ago
Not that I approve of the idea of letting someone pee on you, but isn't pee actually very sterile? I mean...that's why you let people pee on your wounds to disinfect them or whatever if you get hurt or stung by a jellyfish or something, right?
-Ri
ceres51892 2 years ago 10
hahha falling down an escalator must stink...hhaa you must have fallen for like ever!:]
k1n8v92 2 years ago
You have got to tell me please...was the escalator going up or down? I'm really am sorry that happened to you but if you saw that happen to a cartoon character, which way would you rather the escalator be going?
Anaprince 2 years ago
that sounded dirty! i didn't mean it like that!
cbizk1t 2 years ago
you do a LOT of hand movements with your right hand
cbizk1t 2 years ago 3
Amazing!
Themicsterr 2 years ago
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in 1820 a man named fredrick osloft one day he was working in his lab until a ghost came by and killed him the next morning fredrick was nowhere to be seen 100 years later two boys went in the lab as a dare the boys where never seen again where aparently murdered now that u have read this comment tonight when u go to sleep the two boys and fredrick will come and murder you but you can stop this by posting this comment on 5 other videos by midnight
im sorry i relly hate these things :'(
KennyLoftonfan714 2 years ago
AHHHHHHHHH
JOEJOEJOEJOEJOE!
From your love definition....
I am in love with my brother!
*cringe-incest-wtf-no*
MyuuNoMegami 2 years ago
ah. joe, you just made my day with that rockstar comment. =D
corny16b 2 years ago 3
haha, i thought you were calling us commoners, then i realized you meant commenters haha
YOU LOWLY YOUTUBE PEASANTS!!
JaceOfSpades65 2 years ago 16
I love how you dealt with that issue head on Joe, it was said very firmly, without being offensive in return. That was flippin awesome to watch :)
lilysmumnz 2 years ago 3
Did you ever find your keys? lol if not then that suckss mucho more
candycanedeqa 2 years ago
Human pee is sterile. Look it up.
lilcookie15 2 years ago
Human pee is sterile... as it comes out. It is also a perfect breeding ground for any bacteria that it comes into contact with. So the moment it touches you or anything it else it starts growing germs... LOOK IT UP
lilysmumnz 2 years ago 2
-- biohazards are things that could contaminate you with some biological item like a virus or bacteria -- toxic usually reefers to chemical contamination that can kill like arsenic -- sterile items are not biohazards - though they can be poisonous aka toxic
it4u 2 years ago
divers using wet suits are often taught to urinate on themselves to its warming. If your in the shower and some one pees on you it really isnt' a big deal there is lots of water to dilute it and such.
Baring an infection in the urinary tract its sterile - oxygen starts breaks down the urea into ammonia -- stagnate fluids with a more or less ph of 5-8 are often places where certain bacteria like to live
it4u 2 years ago
I am so happy you called out the jerks!
AlexandraSaporta 2 years ago 2
that's so joe! :D
yawnirbored 2 years ago
Sorry about the unfortunate awkward posts you've recieved, that's annoying.
Is your hoodie from Urban?
jkbs123 2 years ago
Good job calling out the jerks, Joe. Sometimes I go to leave a comment and I'm like... "woah... I did NOT need to see that." Some people can be so rude.
<3 !
nerdra 2 years ago 3
joeeeeeee!
ha your so hilarious, like honestly.
i drink rockstar for the same reason! ahha
COURTNEYxTAYLOR 2 years ago
amen
tyluhs 2 years ago
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bieeyyyy guays what a f.a.g fag!!!!!
noilldillon1 2 years ago
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wow. just shut up. im stick of hearing from you homophobes. just back the fuck of. if you dont like the glbtq community, dont get involved. We do not need haters leaving comments on here. I am sooo fucking sick of you people leaving us comments that discriminate. we are every bit as equal as you are and why do you care who we love. it isnt your life and it never will be!
carsonmaier14 2 years ago
yesss, rockstar. <3
ladymyatehbomb 2 years ago
Urine is only sterile in the respect that it is free from outside contaminates, and that's onl when it is in your bladder. The reason it is considered a bio hazard is because of the thousands of diseases and bacterias it can carry once it leaves your bladder.
ghettojmoney 2 years ago
"b/c it makes me feel like a rockstar" - lol
cordellgear 2 years ago
urine is sterile.
^^
fecal matter IS a biohazard, though.
when we find poo in our pool (i'm a lifeguard lol) we have to call the CDC and do emergency tests on the water and the people who were in it.
NOT a fun thing to do.
StormyStephen 2 years ago 2
I totaly agree..someone shouldn't ask you personal questions about you sex life..that is something between you and the person you are with not the whole world!
abrblambee 2 years ago 2
but isn't urine sterile? I saw that on House. He was peeing all over himself, and he was like "no big deal, urine is sterile". It was a dream sequence tho.
pete275 2 years ago
PORN?
where??? (;
loveyouJooe<3
vacaluvsu 2 years ago
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he looks like a retarded 12 year old peter parker!!!!
gooeyking 2 years ago
i love you!
corpsevalentine 2 years ago
this isn't a porn channel?
jeff1232 2 years ago
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gaaaaaaaaaaay
snipershawn117 2 years ago
Yes...that's correct he is.
urbanburglary 2 years ago
geniussssss.
donniehavoc 2 years ago
well duh.
Larab3lla 2 years ago
you are hilarious BUT don't let negative comments rule your videos!
grapemind 2 years ago
Get it, Joe. <3
wtfiskat 2 years ago
way to go joe :)
hypedragon 2 years ago
Good for you Joe. I agree with the first part of you video.
Blueaveo3568 2 years ago
I like you.
hayleyghoover 2 years ago 2
I loved this video! I'm surprised that people asked you such personal questions. Well done putting them in their places. I adored your answer to knowing when you're in love, that was very well put! Great video.
MeemersBrennan 2 years ago
lol - just great - esp. the concerned look discussing bio harzards
rsaddey 2 years ago
Wow, I'm not suprisd thought that people will leave rude and disrespectful comments. It's in their inherent nature. So we live to see another day, and all is well. They can piss off... no pun intended.
jamenfun 2 years ago
But your pee is cleaner than your spit. So dont make out either.
darquenite 2 years ago
POOORN CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your pretty funny
CaptianMajic 2 years ago
Very nicely done. By the way Java Monster is great, but has too much caffiene for me....
classic287 2 years ago
Joe's serious!
damn!
rRobitt 2 years ago
hmmm, you seemed upset with the those few commenters that left rude questions and you could tell that in the video... however ur human and nothings perfect... so this goes to you joe and to people here that say the video wasn't good. wake call!!! we're human... i would be upset too! keep up the good job dude, you're cool!
romaooamor 2 years ago
Monster? Rockstar? Nah!!!
FULL THROTTLE is the BEST :-D :-D :-D :-D
chantelml 2 years ago
Joe your awesome...people that say rude things are scared sad pathetic people. People that harass people via the internet are also really really desperate for attention and have no friends in real life that they can communicate with so they pick on people they dont know and know that cant find them. People that say rude things in general have no respect for others and were obviously not raised with love and common decency. Keep doing what your doing, you rock!
nevan48907 2 years ago
i adore you...
but this video = fail...
BryanJrr 2 years ago
it makes me feel like a ROCKSTAR.
PockyFoo 2 years ago
I agree on the 'peed on' issue...that's not sexual or sensual at all; it's just plain ol'...disgusting. The smell alone is enough to make a person want to take a walk versus hanging around their bedroom with you.
I also agree on the personal issues matter. It's none of our business, sexually or otherwise, to know what you're up to. But for those (such as jaime21985) of us who tend to be...a little STRANGE...don't let it bug you. It's a hazard of posting on youtube.
SabreMaiden 2 years ago
boiiiii ur my fave!
PalomaChacha 2 years ago
i think joe loves 5ag!!!!
valeriehudgens 2 years ago
shhh! your my favorite :]
x0cupy0cakes0x 2 years ago
completely agree with what you said at the beginning. :)
greyk2 2 years ago 2
Joe, I don't think you're enjoying this project anymore. I'd say it looks to me like you haven't been enjoying 5AG from about the time you moved to Philadelphia. Its a shame because you always rocked and were very bubbly and funny. But we all move on and change eh?...
But you were right to emphasize the fact that this week's theme was not an opportunity to pry into personal lives. That's the danger of youtube though....
ukmaestro 2 years ago
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You should let Stevie PEE on your Chest tonight!!!
Its good for your health!!!
peace! :-)
jaime21985 2 years ago
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This was a very BAD video... you didn't gave neither good or bad advice, you should retire from the 5awesomegays... and please, eat something!
jaime21985 2 years ago
Although pee is sterile, I agree that being peed on and/or peeing on someone is gross
rlu1989 2 years ago
Fuck That Brian Kid You're still My Fav =]
a27miranda 2 years ago
pee is not a biohazard
hotboi1017 2 years ago
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Joe. Due to the fact that your video is short and 1/2 of the video is a rant, and 1/3 of the video is about you talking about other's answering questions, and then re-answered questions...and the other questions you answered weren't even fornication related.
You are no longer a favorite.
brian8907 2 years ago
Rockstars make you feel like a rock star, Monsters make me feel like a monster. A winning combination! :D
edgehaedjr 2 years ago
PS - I thought you kinda look like Brian Molko (Placebo). Very cute ;)
IrishGirl1968 2 years ago
I learned the bio hazard pee thing from fmylife! :D
akmaccheese 2 years ago 2
ME TOO!!
readingginbed 2 years ago
Amazing response to rude posters. I'm impressed that there is a gay channel that respectfully answers questions from (GBTLQ community - among others) the world at large.
Cheers from Canada.
IrishGirl1968 2 years ago
While I think pee is gross, it's not a biohazard. If it was, mothers and fathers everywhere who have changed diapers would be in serious danger. Especially if they have boys.
I'm not sure, but I think pee is relatively safe. And poop too as long as you don't eat it. bleh
SonicDeeHedgehog 2 years ago
LOL! i drink rockstar for the same reason! hahah oh gosh
KBURNN 2 years ago
you tell 'em, joe!
poodlepaws 2 years ago 2
Have you considering having a theme for Thursday? Stevie had the wheel of gay and Tyler now has fornication. I was wondering if you could have something like a Talent Thursday where you ask video/comment responses like singing/dancing/poetry/writing. You did haiku poems before. Keep up the great job on your own channel J.
tribalpottery 2 years ago
rockstar is the best <3
hurlygurlie1213 2 years ago
ahahaha.
you are sooo cute when your serious.
=]
<333
and your answer to how do you know when your in love is amazing.
i would have PEED my pants if i saw someone fall down escilators.. yes i spell like a retard...
*sigh* you're adorable.
Meghanface16 2 years ago
you fell down an escalator? oh no!
but that does remind me of a demetri martin joke - "One time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half."
2ndbreakfast 2 years ago 2
i really liked how you handled that cause they were very rude to have been asking that and you did a nice job about telling them off. and the peeing fetish is weird!
duncansomerside 2 years ago 2
when i was 4ish i tried peeing on my kitty.
i couldn't catch her. ended up peeing on myself
DemonWithGoldenWings 2 years ago
so i know this is really random, and maybe
someone already asked this question but
i've noticed a periodic beep in your vidoes.
what is it?
it reminds me of the sound my smoke alarm
makes when the baterry is low.
i know i'm crazy
but i've just been wondering.
OfLittleOrNoPrestige 2 years ago
OMGGG i love rockstar tooo!
shaneholden20 2 years ago
Ahh someone actually commented something about that... So scary!
shaneholden20 2 years ago
rockstar is amazing and ten times better than monster
werewolfbitevictim 2 years ago
Just so you know, the Rockstar brand of energy drinks are owned by Micheal Savage and his family who are extremely anti-gay, and ultra conservative.. They use the profits from the drink to help spread their messages of hate. This is a fairly well known fact in the "gay community" and you should consider drinking something else, or boycotting them altogether.
sooth15 2 years ago 2
man, i am sorry some people are being so rude and obnoxious to you guys.
it's bound to happen but its terrible nonetheless.
and iiii dont know, monsters are better in my opinion :D
hahah keep it up joseph! :)
theabductionartists 2 years ago
"Because it makes me feel like a rockstar"
Aha. You are my favorite.
dougiedannyluv 2 years ago
I wish they only let trained people handle biohazards... because I am definitely not and I've had to clean up EVERYTHING (don't even ask) at my job at a church. Silly uncontrollable children... :\
thejulianneelizabeth 2 years ago
I just watched this video, and must say that I laughed my butt off about the escalator part ( sorry to have enjoyed your misery ) I have never fallen down the stairs, or an escalator... I always trip going up! haha
jfreistat1 2 years ago
Bravo ...
Your comments at the begging are well taken. If everyone shared ALL the stuff of life with half the imediate world, would there be any "special intamacy" with the rest?
Getting to GROW a relationship is how two really get to KNOW each other.
joey1948 2 years ago
actually as a social worker and Med student he is right about Human waste in a public area having to be removed by a trained professional or poison control, second only baby Urine is considered good for the skin not adult, there isnt an adult human being (including myself) who are free of toxicans, plain and simple even though people do it Urine is considered poison and should be in the toilet and not on each other
Enriquelio 2 years ago
Just wanted to inform you, though I too do not allow anyone to urinate on me, that Urine itself does NOT contain any disease or contaminates.
Urine is primarily water 96%, and the rest are salts, antibiotics your body made but didn't use, and vitamins and minerals.
You can actually drink urine (unless the person has an infection) and is quite sterile in nature - just think Ammonia.
But yeah....no watersports for me either...gross. lol
PsyogiBottoms 2 years ago
PLEASE answer this question: I am a guy and have always been sexually confused; been with guys and girls in the past. I am currently in a relationships with a girl (7 months). The problem is that I am not really that into girls sexually and doing things with her is more of a chore than pleasurable. How can I break up with her and still remain friends? She is a really nice person and I don't want to hurt her, but I can't be completely happy with a girl and decided to be gay. HELP PLEASE =[
itsmybedtime 2 years ago
You have to be honest to yourself otherwise you will hurt yourself. You may not be able to remain friends with her, playing the straight game with her isnt fair to her and if she is a nice person then dont you owe it to her to not play her along.
Its not an easy task but in the long run, being truthfull to her and yourself is the best option
skincarefanatic 2 years ago 3
I think you're being trolled. I wouldn't take the grotesque questions seriously. It is the internet, after all.
mpeters13 2 years ago
You complained that people were asking questions about the 5AG and not asking proper fornication questions, then you went on to answer 2 of those questions that you complained about.
Hypocrite.
(I still love you.)
bagelsrock88 2 years ago
"How do you know you're in love" - but wouldn't your answer also go for friends? My life is definitely better WITH my friends than it'd be without them. Guess it's a really stupid question for people who have been in love (or are) because it's so obvious to them. But to some of us who never have it's a real mystery.
JayTigris 2 years ago
Well, I would say that I am 'In love' with some of my friends. Not romantically, but still in love.
bagelsrock88 2 years ago
Which is exactly the problem. How does one know that he (or she) is "the one"?
JayTigris 2 years ago
Good question. Wish I knew the answer.
bagelsrock88 2 years ago
You and me both. =/
JayTigris 2 years ago
IM MASTURBATING RIGHT NOW!!!
ivecometotroll 2 years ago
But urine is sterile when it first comes out.
Fuukuie 2 years ago
I agree with you. The topic shouldn't be about your lives. Thats your personal stuff! Good for you for saying it!
=]
anactornamedseth93 2 years ago
if someone pees on you it wont in any way hurt you, because its sterile...
right?
teefrmdabay 2 years ago
To go along with what Harlesa2087 posted, urine is also an acceptable treatment for jellyfish stings. I too am glad the topic was narrowed to "general advice" and would probably have been as uncomfortable hearing about you guys' sex lives as you would have been discussing them. Don't get me wrong, I am all for the free and open discussion of such matters, but I don't think this is an appropriate forum for such. You guys are all "gorgus" and I love your vlogs!!!
bgwillys 2 years ago
LOL NEVER try "Monster"! It'll do crazy things to you... it'll make you feel like a MONSTER!! argh lol
Anduviel 2 years ago
rockstar is on that list of companies tyler talked about and it was listed as VERY VERY VERY homophobic!!
lykeomigaw 2 years ago
Well said, Joe. Thanks for putting people in their place <3
skatmatt 2 years ago 2
BUT I LOVE that your topics and personalities offer advice and insight into my life as a gay man, it is kind of like the gay mans version of Oprah or better yet: The View.
sorry there were many comments.
and Thanks
Harlesa2087 2 years ago
Also in response to some negative comments left to this video: I agree with everything you said, except perhaps Tyler is to blame (1%) for not really clarifying his intent on this weeks topic... I honestly was a bit hesitant to watch mike on Monday because I don't want to know about your sex lives and I did not know where exactly the topic was headed...
Harlesa2087 2 years ago
Okay how do I know this? I was in the Navy and one part of our survivor training (on a ship) was all about what comes out of the body, disgusting I know... but just figured it would have put some insight on what you were discussing in this video.
Harlesa2087 2 years ago
I have a lot to say, so here goes:
In a situation where you have no clean water but must choose between seawater and your own urine, doctors say that urine is the better choice because it is sanitized (un like number 2). It is also a good combatant against centipede bites, and can be used as a last resort facial cleanser.
Harlesa2087 2 years ago
"because it makes me feel **pause for emphasis** like a rockstar"
secretPiper 2 years ago
joe, FYI rockstar was founded by russell weiner, the son of extremely anti-gay radio host michael savage. (additionally, savage's wife serves as the company's CFO.)
trimmtrabb 2 years ago
I've never drank Rockstar, 'Cause..Well..I don't know any energy drink at all. Beside my boyfriend says I get hyped up on soda's anyway. D: Which is the sad truth. :)
lightkanna 2 years ago
i do agree with having personal boundaries, however i find myself agree with "pedigru's" comment about contradiction. i mean its all well and all to give opinions on certain questions viewers might have about relationships, but having problems sharing watered down story's and life experiences as well just doesn't seem that fair to your subscribers who are taking time out of their lives to continuously watch your videos comment and genuinely want something they can relate to. also kinda prudish
smokeme23 2 years ago
lol Talk about "Raining" on someone's parade! lol
smokeme23 2 years ago
Actually urine is sterile. It's feces (poo) that is treated as biohazard.
Ludsy2001 2 years ago
fuckers go joe
krad44 2 years ago
when you were saying "commenters" it sounded like "commoners." Commoners would make more sense bwahaha
whoaitsliketaylor 2 years ago
where is your hoodie from, kind sir?
what do you mean this isn't porn channel?!?!?!?
6fatchix 2 years ago
hahaha.. the hbo/porn-channel statement was true and funny! :D
panchoxpanchox 2 years ago
rock star ftw!
gotogirl27 2 years ago
party like a rockstar?
xD
darkeststorm 2 years ago
I always enjoy listening to your vlogs, you are very well spoken and articulte. Lots of love!
countsoss 2 years ago
STFU
SimplyJunior 2 years ago
up yours
asiansFLY 2 years ago
HA HA HA HA HA! great explanation about now getting peed on. aw, escalators can be dangerous.
zjenn4 2 years ago
ugh. ignorant ass commenters! they will always be here, disregarding decorum and human decency. i'm glad you put them in their place.
re: watersports...UGGGGHHHHHHHH. funny you're talking about it because i just walked home from a club including a short hike up what me and my friends call "urination steps"...so rancid and foul and BLAH whyyyyy would anyone EVER want...but anyway.
i think you choose to be in love, personally. purely based on observation, though...
carlaface16 2 years ago
i luff u! and i agree! <3
DudeItsDavis 2 years ago
i mean...pee is sterile soooooo..NOT THAT I WANNA BE PEED ON..just saying
yakyakyuckyuck 2 years ago
I think it's just sterile until it comes out. Then it gets contaminated by all of the bacteria...down THERE. Haha. So, sterile or not...peeing on anyone is a bad idea. I can't believe I just typed that.
kiwikellie 2 years ago
Rock star is MY favorite energy drink. It's only cool if you sing "party like a rock, party like a rock star" while you're drinking it
Honeysuckle34 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Two things:
1) Urine is sterile when it exits the body. Have you ever heard of peeing on a cut, snake bite, or sea-urchin wound? Urine can flush out poison or other nastiness from a wound to prevent infection.
2) It's hard to take your, "I don't want to discuss my personal life..." statement seriously when you were very happy to announce both your dating stevie and your moving in with him.
Sorry but...get over yourself. Granted some questions were rude but that's another matter entirely.
Pedigru 2 years ago
That is a very good point. But I'm thinking that he means like personal sex life not just personal life in general. But yea I do see where you're coming from though.
coasterguy59 2 years ago
just because he doesn't want to talk about the personal part about his relationship with stevie. and if you've noticed they don't talk about their relationship that often.
so why don't you get over yourself?
aracdeeditor92 2 years ago
Because I'm not the one being contradicting? I could genuinely care less about their relationship. But when someone offers up personal info in previous videos...it's difficult to take them seriously when they get upset over people wanting to know a little bit more.
Maybe I'm a bit too black and white in my thinking. Either don't ever give any personal info out at all...or do. But don't do it half assed, one day giving personal info and the next day refusing to. That's redundant imho.
Pedigru 2 years ago
on your second point...i dont think Joe or Stevie have a problem announcing that they're moving intogether/dating...bc everyone would have put 2+2 together eventually right? That's something happy that they wanted to share and 1 aspect of their relationship.
The questions he's referring to are obviously questions ABOUT their personal time together, beyond "we're dating"- stuff that happens behind closed doors (PRIVATE) and probably rude ones from the sounds of things.
frack101 2 years ago
dude. he just doesnt want to discuss the "intimate" aspects of his relationship.
He's got a right to keep his personal life out of the channel if he wants.
sso... get over yourself dude.
Meghanface16 2 years ago
Aw Joe, you go girl. :D
Don't let nobodies bring you down!
pandapandax 2 years ago
.*snaps finger*
You tell 'em! I like a little anger lol.
thewillofthe313 2 years ago
I thought you called us "Commoners," and I was like what?! Since when was Joe royalty! And then I realized you were saying "Commenters."
munchkin0518 2 years ago
commoners, haha, yeah i thought that too.
charlsielem 2 years ago
I was once walking home and just outside my house I look over to see a guy leaning against a car bumper, the moment I look over I see shit falling out of his ass onto the pavement. hahaha
He looks at me and noticing that I see this says "Don't worry, I work for the city, I'll be back tomorrow to clean this up"
Anyhow I'm with u, shit and piss can stay in the bathroom, not the bedroom. hahaha
vanness5 2 years ago
you go girl
notcalebkruzel 2 years ago
OMG!! I AGREE!!!
lyoshakz 2 years ago
i like rockstars too hehehe, but i heard on the tyra banks show that pee was sanitary, isnt it?
damnchita 2 years ago
Rockstar is THE BESTEST
fangirl8392 2 years ago
Being peed on I can deal with but drinking pee is too much.
NapSeason 2 years ago
i'm glad you stuck up for yourself and the 5ag's! yay!
thejustins86 2 years ago
Joe - I really respect you
- You can have fun in your videos - more fun then just about any vlogger I know.
- At the same time, you will step up & school your fans if they need it.
A man who demands respect gets respect.
Now schools over - where was I?
Oh yeah, I think it was you who wrote that you liked 'Thursday' by 'Asobi Seksu". Do you like their new album 'Hush' (it came out 2 weeks ago)? Did you know they're playing at Johnny Brendas in Philly this Sunday?
How are your jobs going?
2bad2fall 2 years ago 2
i agree with you on "how do you know if you're in love". s.o. told me the exact same you did about it. after a huge fight.
missmarnip 2 years ago
I just saw your question and I might be able to answer it... seeing as I am in the same situation, but switched around. You have to be up front with them. The worst thing you could do is nothing. Of course you don't want to be harsh in your telling, but you do have to be straight forward. Realize that it's just as hard for you as it is for the other person. I wish you the best of luck :)
unrequited2 2 years ago
yay joe!!
u should have sang rockstar by hannah montana at the end of ur vid!
glitter123451990 2 years ago
I agree too!!!!!
johnherweh1987 2 years ago
its okay. you are a rockstar in my mind. :)
slytherinspy1960 2 years ago
Urine is sterile...? Maybe I missed your point.
CinnamonMilkshake 2 years ago 2
I have been around many blocks, over my life. I'm Gay, and I reckon that you 5AWESOMEGAYS get a lot of silly, immature comments because of the word "Gay" in your title. You would come up in searches that are based around the word Gay. Being openly Gay, adds to that. I am not complaining mind you. I am with you all of the way, on what you do for our kind, no matter where they might be in the world. Me, I'm in the UK :)
noggin48 2 years ago
haha, aww,
I have that hoodie :)
runthatshit91 2 years ago
lol you don't wanna feel like a monster?
lunatunalovegood 2 years ago 2
HAHA
kmeliss 2 years ago
Urine is sterile, but indeed...GROSS
XXxLinddzxXX 2 years ago
it's sterile until it comes in contact with oxygen...
QueerJournalism 2 years ago 2
unless you have an infection it is indeed sterile even if it is in contact with oxygen...