Christopher Titus - Neverlution Part 2

[Boznique]

Is he talking about eugenics?

[peteypower1]

anyone else think the asian is girl is fucking hot?

[Davetacular45]

@peteypower1 She's pretty cute physically, something about her open and charming personality elevates her to the level of "fucking hot" for me though.

[paulv28]

does anyone know if this is available on CD/DVD yet?

[baybyfoot]

This guy gives me chills cause of how true everything he says is.

[NinjaBunnyPro]

ho man, i was laughing till i was crying when i saw neverlution on comedy central

[needtoupload]

really the wisconsin budget reform is working add? My teachers are getting sacked and my extra curricular activities are getting cut

[phantomkitsunezero]

@needtoupload I feel bad for you guys, I voted against him if it's any consolation.

[DrunkenLeprechaunPro]

The interviewer was hot!

[Bakemono121]

GENIUS!!! i cant spell. . . .But i agree because my alcoholic parents beat me too. . . so look what i can be!!

[Bakemono121]

i make the 22 late term part!!

[viperrcm0214]

The revolution is coming titus. Make no mistake! But we need you to lead us.

[lennon9410]

christopher titus is like bill hicks

[2kageromaru]

I trust white people... except jews. ;D

[MsBunny1993]

*need to change

[MsBunny1993]

Just want to point this out HItler's reason for doing what he did was because after the treaty that ended fighting in the first world war germany went down hill and fast so he had to blame it on something/someone... but Titus is nothing like that he is trying to make people realize that we ourselves in to change and kind of take the "be the change you want to see in the world" approach... @singerg02

[TheBoomersooner3]

I am still being raised like a child should be raised. And I believe that if you do anything right, you do it and give a care that you are doing it. I live in Memphis, Tennessee, so I see and hear exactly what he is talking about, our crime rate is extremely high, everyone is greedy, people kill people just to kill someone, our obesity rate is off the charts, and the public school system is screwed up but it seems that all the people who are effected don't really care. In fact, they would rathe

[TheBoomersooner3]

r surrender their charter and force one of the most successful public school systems in the U.S. to take responsibility for the failure. I may be just a child, but I know that we are heading towards failure because of laziness, greed, selfishness, and many other things. I support the revolution.

[TheBoomersooner3]

I am still being raised like a child should be raised. And I believe that if you do anything right, you do it and give a care that you are doing it. I live in Memphis, Tennessee, so I see and hear exactly what he is talking about, our crime rate is extremely high, everyone is greedy, people kill people just to kill someone, our obesity rate is off the charts, and the public school system is screwed up but it seems that all the people who are effected don't really care. In fact, they would rathe

[TheBoomersooner3]

I am still being raised like a child should be raised. And I believe that if you do anything right, you do it and give a care that you are doing it. I live in Memphis, Tennessee, so I see and hear exactly what he is talking about, our crime rate is extremely high, everyone is greedy, people kill people just to kill someone, our obesity rate is off the charts, and the public school system is screwed up but it seems that all the people who are effected don't really care. In fact, they would rathe

[cookie21567]

Titus is not even close to Hitler. sure they both wanted to get rid of the people destroying the country but who wouldnt. DIFFERENCE hitler took control of the country waged war on the rest of the world (maybe you have heard about it) and started killing millions. Titus is talking about changing the way the youth is raised and how we live are lives. that way we slowly get rid of the fuck ups. he JOKES about killing them but really he is talking about a change in society.

[singerg02]

There was this guy in Histroy Class with a funny little mustache who also strived for a "perfect race" where all the 'douchebags' were wiped out. What was his name again? Uhm.... uhm.... errr... OH YEAH. Hitler! I love Christopher, but, jesus. o_O

[noremacxela1]

@singerg02

hitler wanted to get rid of all the jews. the bad and good ones. Titus only wants to get rid of the bad people of all denominations. i personally agree with him.

[singerg02]

@noremacxela1 ---- I agree it would be nice to live in the world without all the douchebags. But NO ONE has the right to take someone else's life because you don't think they're worth the dynamite it would take to blow them up is. Doesn't matter how idylic (however you spell that) it would be. It's wrong.

[markofthemany]

@singerg02 Making a point fail (or how ever you make one of those)

[singerg02]

@markofthemany --- My point stands. Doesn't matter how nice it would be to not have to deal with unkind people. They have as much right to live as you and I do.

[markofthemany]

@singerg02 Yeah. Then we should just leave population control up to the government. Because as long as no singular person is to blame -- it is patriotic. But then again, the Nazi's thought they were being patriotic. With that said, Wanting a limit on the amount of humans on the Earth is not a far fetched notion, it's actually going to be a standard practice in the future.

[singerg02]

@markofthemany -- It's ALREADY a standard practice in China. You remember China, right? The COMMUNIST country? -_-

[markofthemany]

@singerg02 I know what your saying is hypocritical. Because if they put a person in charge to do population control and it came down to eliminate you, or the guy next to you drooling and covered in his own shit you are gonna' hope they choose the other guy. It's self preservation, you can't bite through your own skin.

[singerg02]

@markofthemany --- What I'm saying is NOT hypocritical. We're not talking about self-preservation. We're talking about the systematic and criminal act of taking someone else's life for the sake of not having to deal with people who don't believe what you do. I believe we call that "genocide". And by the way, don't presume to tell me what I would and would not think in a situation. You don't have a fucking clue. Absorb some understanding of the issue at hand before you open your mouth to speak.

[samysasy419]

@singerg02 Christopher Titus is not like Hitler in any way. What he is saying is totally different from Hitler. Jews arn't douchebags, Hitler and the Nazis hated the Jews, pure and simple. Christopher Titus is talking about the people who are holding us back as an entire species, holding us back from the betterment of our race and for the future. He is talking about those idiots whom we have elected to lead us into a better tomorrow, and instead our leading us straight to HELL!

[singerg02]

@samysasy419 --- In Hitler's eyes, Jews WERE douchebags. What he believed is just as unjustified as what Christopher is saying. No one has the right to take another's life simply because they just feel like they are a waste of space. And sure. Yeah. It's easy to sit there and blame other people for "holding us back" when we are, in fact, holding OURSELVES back by letting those so called "douchebags" hinder our advancement and betterment as people. Duh!

[samysasy419]

@singerg02 Yes. That is why I said "whom WE have elected." Hitler did not think Jews were douchebags, he thought they were evil, spawns of satan, and they needed to be exterminated.BTW, Christopher Titus was just joking, he's not talking about killing babies, or putting them in gas chambers, or making them walk tens of miles during the winter without any shoes, all he's saying is that people like that are what is hold us and America back from building a better tomorrow.

[singerg02]

@samysasy419 --- Yeah, I realize he was joking. It was still stepping over the line. Hitler did not think they were evil, Hitler thought that they were "unworthy of life" and that they were also "holding the rest of the world back from prospering in the wake of the creation of the 'perfect race'" Hm... sound familiar?

[samysasy419]

@singerg02 Yes, Hitler did think Jews were evil, and where in that entire video did Christopher Titus say 'he wanted a perfect race'? You miss understand what he is talking about, all he's saying is that we need to leave behind people whose motives are driven be greed, and the hunger for power, and I agree with that.

[singerg02]

@samysasy419 --- No, he didn't. He thought of them as vermins, people who were "bringing down society". Evil had nothing to do with it. While it's a beautiful thought to imagine life without "douchebags" as he calls them, that is an EXTREMELY slippery slope. First it's just the greedy people. Then the power hungery. Then the non-conformists, then the people who "don't fit in", then the people who just don't "fit the mold" of society then it's the mentally and physically disabled! Unacceptable!

[samysasy419]

@singerg02 He's not talking about the mentally or physically disabled, or the non-conformists, or who don't fit in, you're just putting words into his mouth. He said nothing of the sort. It is very disrespectful to compare Christopher Titus with Hitler, when they are both very opposites, Hitler was a racist man who believed in a pure aryan wite race, no people of other colors, no handycaps, no Jews, gypsies, or homosexuals. Titus is talking about people like bush, who are destroying our society!

[singerg02]

@samysasy419 --- And it's just a coincidence that Hitler thought the same thing of the Jews and the homosexuals and the gypsies and everyone else that wasn't just like him, right? PLEASE.

[samysasy419]

@singerg02 Hitler hated everyone who wasn't an aryan German, he thought that the German race was the only pure race and was superior to all other races. Christopher Titus isn't talking about race or religion or anything like that. There's a difference.

[singerg02]

@samysasy419 --- Even so, he still thought that he had a right to determine who deserves to live and who doesn't. What Christopher said may not have been exactly the same doctorine, but, the whole "Oh, if we could just get rid of these people, life would be grand" idea is a VERY slippery slope. I simply object to his whole line of reasoning.

[samysasy419]

@singerg02 He never said he had the right to determine who deserves to live or not, or anything close to that. Also, note that he never said things like the poor or the homeless deserve to die, which was something Hitler strongly believed. And he stated an opinion, he has the right to as an American citizen. Instead of attacking Christopher Titus, you should direct that towards the real racists, like the KKK, who truly believes in Hitler's hate, and what you claim CT does, which he doesn't, BTW.

[singerg02]

@samysasy419 -- Did you not read what I said? Let me repeat: "What he said MAY NOT HAVE BEEN EXACTLY THE SAME DOCTRINE". Got it now? I'm aware that what he is saying is slightly different and does not involve the same people but it's the SAME concept. By saying, "these douchebags are holding us back and should be gone" he (pretty much) is in a way, suggesting that he has decided who deserves to live and who doesn't. Duh. Despite how pretty the thought of no drama is, it's simply unacceptable.

[samysasy419]

@singerg02 Did YOU not read what I said?"He never said he had the right to determine who deserves to live or not, OR ANYTHING CLOSE TO THAT." It's not the same concept! You are compare the Jewish Religion with douchebags. You're comparing a spycotic, dictator with a comedian who was just joking. It's not the same, Hitler wanted the Jews dead just because he hated them, pure & simple, it's not cause they were evil or were persecuting the Germans, or destroying the economy. HE JUST HATED THEM.

[singerg02]

@samysasy419 --- Exactly my point!! Hitler didn't have a reason and there's no good reason now! What the fuck do you think he meant when he said that we should "get rid of" the "douchebags"? Send them on a cruise!? DUH. He was talking about who should be allowed to live here and who shouldn't for the sake of a "better world"! He even made a speech about "making the world better" for his son at the end! I don't give a damn if he was "just joking". It's still an awful thing to say!

[samysasy419]

@singerg02 So what you're saying, is that we should let these douchebags, haters, and bad people to just continue rulling us, and leading us into a miserable end, and we shouldn't try to make the world a better place. I agree with Ct, but I wouldn't kill them, neither would he. Again, he is just joking, and he has the right to an opinion, which I completely support.

[singerg02]

@samysasy419 --- No, I'm saying: No matter how pretty the thought is of having a "douchebag"less world, they have as much righ to be here and you and I do. And whose fault is it but our own if we allow other people to "rule us"? Not theirs. I realize he was joking and I respect his right to say what he thinks. But I didn't think that part was the least bit funny because there are really people out there who actually believe what Christopher is "joking about".

[MultiBlood1997]

@singerg02 Godwin's law.

[namessuak]

0 people suck.

[Skrippy33]

FUCK! HE WAS AT ANDRETTIES! That's not even 30 minutes from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The food at that restaurant is soo good though. SON OF A BITCH!

[goodalle1987]

any way we can watch this standup online somewhere?

[Debbie456able]

Justed watched it on Comedy Central !! LOVED IT !! And the 4th of July tribute was AWESOME !!

[deathscith]

what'd the youtuber say when he came fifth in a race? "first!"

[PSNteam501]

@deathscith good joke, u see that somewhere else or did u make it up?