Public Service Announcement 12

[toulouse666]

You don't need numbers to paint anything, you only need shitloads of free time on your hands.

I sure as fuck can, but why in the imaginary hell would I do it?

I have infinite other more important and interesting things to do.

[TheAtomicist42]

Fuck.

[mrmyxlptlk]

when i had the paint by numbers kit, i used to pain in opposite order. buzz lightyear looked trippy

[patienceking]

What kinda fuckin asshole describes Bob Ross' painting process without once uttering the words

"happy little"?

Also, clever analogy. Very pertinent. Very relatable, human platform to launch from.

Got lotsa common surface area. Got some potential sticking power.

Gotchyerself a Fish Biscuit .

also sub'd.

darn it.

[AlmightyAtheismo]

"And then we'll paint a happy little tree down over here....

....and then maybe we'll paint him a little friend.....

.....because everyone needs a friend....

even a tree...."

Bob Ross RIP for the motherfuсking win!

[ltledrummergrl90]

There's bob ross, but I remeber some german guy as well. He was around during ww2, and would often make random references to nazis. I believe he was on another cheap-o channel.

He only painted with one fucking brush, and he would literally yell at the canvas.

The total opposite of bob ross. I can't think of his name for shit..I'm gonna go see if I can find 'em.

[fuck]

[ltledrummergrl90]

William Alexander! That's the fucker's name!

If you learned to paint watching William Alexander it was incidental.

He didn't even care.

Mostly just rambled about his enemies list...cleansing bolt from valhala..nuts..

[Filiforme]

I think i recognized the voice of Edward Current!

[kirke420]

I immediately thought of projection... I could fuck up a "paint by numbers."

[DoomedEarth]

Hell, I can draw stick-men with the rest of 'em :)

[Zero4Mars]

Bob Ross is fucking awesome.

[216trixie]

I like your fucked up voice thingy you use when you talk...And bob Ross for the fucking win!

[LeksServices]

I've been told I'm not a "real artist" because I can't use those fancy new software tools. I'm sorry, but there's just no elegance in a mouse! You can get all kinds of levels of sublety with a paintbrush that a mouse and PC just can't master. At least, not without quadrillions and quadrillions of dollars in hardware.

And so you know, my sweety has told me a hudred gazillion times to stop exaggerating.

Love the analogy. :-)

[horny4bears]

paint by numbers, I can bearly paint when you just brush water on the spots, and they turn to colors!

[UnDeitized]

Fucking amazing analogy Atheismo.

[TrayDGA]

Bob Ross and his white afro ROCKED!! lol!!

[KellyMacCornmac]

where are the links to your fuckin paintings? I wanna fuckin see them. I am into oil painting myself (though I'm not really awesome at it or anything quite yet...)

[anthonzi]

modern definition of painting: photoshop/GIMP image file sent to color printer.

[bahdum]

Fuck yeah.

[QuixoticTendencies]

Paint Trolls? Really??? Fuck you...

[onijester56]

Last time I did a "paint-by-numbers", I was forced to play with my cousins...

I hated it so much I mixd the colors up, so what was to be red was blue, etc...

[anthonzi]

...and up was down... so fucking confusing.

[onijester56]

Actually I honestly did decide to do it upside down, so up was down. XD

So I put blue what was supposed to be red. Purple where it was to be blue. And so on, as well as having it upside down. It was actually fun mutilating it...then again mutilation is almost always fun...

[Except on animals...]

[dragonofthedarknight]

I know how you feel. I am very good with manga drawing, and my dad always looks so surprised and asks me where I got the sketch for it, or where I copied it from. I don't always need stupid references, and him assuming I copied or had half of it done is insulting.

[dragonofthedarknight]

Also, FUCK!

[OminousVoice]

cuntbuckets

That is all.

[tehpageofcups]

You do realize you are fucking brilliant right?

[AlmightyAtheismo]

@tomtomhungry

Yeah, you BETTER remove that comment.

Bitсh....

[nelliediddle]

snerk

( although I do enjoy me a good paint by vintage paint by numbers)

[rockerwere]

I fucking lol'd.

[AbbeyNormal]

Great landscape! I've always had trouble with painting, I work a lot better in pencils. And photoshop of course.

[AlmightyAtheismo]

It's not one of mine.

Also, remember the new rules, please.

(shιtfuсk)

[AbbeyNormal]

Whoops sorry, I meant to say "Holy shitballs!"

[infinity730]

I get it.

[AlmightyAtheismo]

"I get it"

Hooray!

Here's a cookie.

Also, please remember to use profanity, even in brief comments.

(shιt)

[dackjaniels555]

Lmao.. Paint by numbers.. Yeah because that's creating something...

[gamutman]

0:04 Yes, painting in oils is easy. Painting in oils well, on the other hand, is deliciously difficult.

[gamutman]

Oh, yeah. fuck piss shit.

[dannypantsgm]

Fuck.

[dannypantsgm]

Heh heh. Hey, Atheismo. Did you record this message yourself or did you have Hooked On Phonics guiding you through it?!!!

[AlmightyAtheismo]

lol

(fuсk)

[projektmayhem666]

i fucking love your clips make more ;D