Chico 'Cuvy Cola Bottle Body'

[SummerBieber1997]

i met him at Butlins he signed my chico t-shirt that i made :D

[MollyDeexx]

i used to absolutely adore him and i had a photo with him at butlins, i was so proud:)

[andie1525]

why is he holding a baby up?

[DaxShaw]

He screams like he's trying to be Steven Tyler or James Brown

[anxresi]

Truly one of the worst songs ever. Sung by a man who is the very epitome of legalising afterbirth abortion.

[BooNube]

That's it Chico, no one else gives a toss about you anymore. See if you can seduce a few lard arses.

The X Factor. The downfall of English culture.

[Shatterglass2]

wow this makes me feel great, I'm a natural size 0...

so I'm ugly and guys all hate me? great...

[FeryalCritic1]

@Shatterglass2 No, this healthy then for you that your a NATURAL size zero, and there are men out there that like your size. However, your body type is so rare naturally, that your extra-special. Usually women cannot achieve what you have naturally without becoming a skeloton. So he is making a statment to all who are willing to listen that you don't have to starve yourself for guys to like you. You are so very blessed with that figure, and I hope that you are happy. God Bless.

[11xEmma]

Is it weird that  I love this song ?

[goandeatshitcunt]

He is the biggest idiot ever, it's no wonder he can only get work at Butlins. J.Lo, Beyonce and Shakira would be digusted.

[Kingsdown09]

Hey im a size 8 lol would make me really skinny lol aha i saw chico at butlins + he kissed my cheek + got me up with him on stage lol he was proper sweating lol

[natalie25180]

I was at Camber sands too. Chico got me on the stage to dance with him and it was a great night !!

[seanstacey456]

he is a great entertainer he was great on the x factor

[sophiencarley123]

i love this song i saw chico last night at camber sands holiday park and signed my tshirt and i got a picture with him and he chucked water at us lol hes awsome x x

[charmedforever12]

haha!! Catchy!!

[p207001]

Love this tune althou i am a size 0

[roscopp]

Wow that song was impressively bad. And whats with the distinctly uncurvy ladies in the vid?

[Lp4Bmk]

he sang this in ireland today

he signed my hoodie

and stripped :L:L

[lapacheoujda]

lapache cousai ca va ?

[lapacheoujda]

salam wald 3amou labas ? lapache

[brummie09]

maybe he should have girls that aren't a size 10 in his video then if he loves them so much....moron!

oh, and i saw him live once....he was beyond shit.

[JannyDaBrat]

Size 10 is not skinn

[brummie09]

are you stupid? of course it it....natioanl average in england is 16!

[tigereyes5]

Excuse me just because the average UK size is 16 doesn't mean that a size 10 is skinny.

People are so quick so criticise people that lable women that are size 14 and above fat when they themselves will quickly label anyone below that skinny!

So you're telling me that women like Halle Berry, Scarlett Johansson and Hilary Duff are 'skinny' ????

[brummie09]

im not labelling people below a certain size skinny, but I am sticking with my opinion that a size 10 is skinny! Of course it is, not saying it's a bad thing! It just is a skinny size! Maybe skinny' a shit word to use, but hey.

[tigereyes5]

Yeah it is, because it is the same as calling someone fat; it has no positive element.

Size 10 is pretty slim, depending on height, but it's not really thin (as would be the better term to use)

'Skinny', as you like to say, is Kate Moss and Terry Hatcher, not a size 10 girl.

[WeLuVnLt4894]

what size are you?

[Sian123850632115]

tis song is really catchy,

[jessaldous]

i dnt lyk chico myslf but dis vid gives off a gr8 message!!

[XXxxbrinaxxXX]

Wooooo i love chico! Ive seen im live xxx

[momowoop]

<3 chico..he needs to take his shirt off lmao :))

[xbabiiA2oo7x]

is chico a daddyyy?? :|:|:|:|! lol

[lottie180992]

yeh he is

[xxKittencandYxx]

A song with a great message!

Size zero's got to go!

[fisheh00]

I think he's trying to copy Mika, and it's a terrible song.

And at least Mika had big women in his video, Chico has size 8 women, which isn't exactly big.

Yeah, great message and everything, but he could have done it with a decent song.

[csimarghelgenberger]

its not promositng blooming obesity like mika its just fighting size zero . also its about shape not size

[rosydonut]

@csimarghelgenberger

PREACH!

As long as you have that hourglass figure it doesn't matter if you're skinny or fat.

but uhhh, obviously there are some men that love straight up and down women.

There's hope for everyone guyys.

[sxcgurl1234]

This song was realeased before mikas one.

And did you know its almost as more dangerous to be overweight then underweight???

Chicos just saying its okay to be inbetween.

[momowoop]

the vid should have had more bigger women in it tho cause some in the vid look like a size 8 n thats still reali thin

[kerrie365]

yeah but at least they aint size zeroxx

[momowoop]

true

[momowoop]

love this song n vid with a great message

[mzPIGGY265265]

size zero gotta go lol what a great song for us non zeros least we look healthy a very positive song hope it gets number 1 a big whooot whooot for all us curvy cola bottles

[sunnym33]

Wicked Helen, well done! Mad tune and love the visuals!! xx

[tomandz4]

i hav mad respect for chico singing a song about this, size zero has gotta go

[chunk208]

I LOVE THIS SONG !!