Omid Djalili in Jack Dee, Live at the Apollo (4)

[TheStuartWallace]

ALWAYS WHAT?! D:

[bwoiiiii]

Part (5) here: /watch?v=FSAZ1LrJjOQ&feature=y­outube_gdata_player

[bwoiiiii]

I found part 5 here peeps: /watch?v=FSAZ1LrJjOQ&feature=y­outube_gdata_player

[TheInvincible12]

WHERS THE REST?

[sajiththefat]

2:39 LOOOOOOOOOL

[AssasinsClann]

Is that the guy from " The Mummy "???

[DubFawx]

@AssasinsClann Yes.

[lumankov]

@AssasinsClann yes,gladiator also

[majesticmaniac]

Oooh young boys lallalalalal

[majesticmaniac]

Loving the randomness

[fuckinwok]

Part 5 =s ?

[EcoWarrior95]

she's weighed down by the shopping! theres something about the way he says that which makes me piss my self :L

[maca12345678]

best opollo act

[MrTyson1337]

Somehow his laughing "haha-hahaha-haha etc" reminded me of Peter Griffin .. :P

[BlackStarShotZzHD]

PART FIVE, i NEED PART FIVE

[inderjit123]

@BlackStarShotZzHD part five is Omid Dijalili disco dancing

[Radz117]

And part 5 is where?

[tasneefstar]

who ever smelt it dealt it

LMFAO LOOOOOOOOOOOOL this guy i love man :P

[ACWilderness]

Assyria, Mesopotamia, and Thrace? XD

[blahdiblah2010]

UNBELIEVABLE!!!! oh shit now i'm late for the gym aha fail!!!

[gradgurl2007]

Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer! Loved it!

[TheOriginalBoman]

lol means "lots of love"

[U2awesome]

Whats the song called at the very end of the video??

[mycathasbeenstolen]

hahahahhahahahaa

[ClickFrankieFTW]

I'm glad that debacle is over.

[ciaochowbella]

@ClickFrankieFTW Generally folks are happy when I stop defending myself. Especially when they started it and were in the wrong to begin with.

[KHORDIxPRODUCTIONS]

oooooo young boys, ooooo

[TheBUrKeYy]

funniest by on the planet :) !!!

[harinder89]

HAHAHAHAHAHA thumbs up fr tht laughter ;))

[AnnatarYoung]

I fucking love the way he does that fake laugh! It's so mental! XD

[jimmy2k4o]

send all the middle eastern people home xpt this guy this guy is awesome :)

[Alladin1984]

Im really starting to like this thread, I have it as favorite on my internet browser xD

We have a crazy woman in her late 40's keyboard raging everyone  :D

[ciaochowbella]

@Alladin1984 You're the insitgator of this little byplay.

And FYI, I'm 487 years old, you twat. Also, I'm not "raging everyone". I'm defending myself.

Do you allow people to attack you without defense? Do you just let it roll off you like water off a duck's back?

Hell no you don't. Your initial comment was to a comment I'd made LAST YEAR! What sort of time do you have to waste when you can read all those comments?

[libertyjusticeforal1]

He makes a good point about the media in the last part. If someone has it please post it.

[DarkDevaztation]

wheres part 5

[darashish]

ashgal=rubish

[silentmgs]

ooh young boys fbbawffa....

[Alladin1984]

@silentmgs HHAHAHHAHA, had me laughing so much, stumach cramps :D:D:D

[NoScopDjoo]

23 people are rascist pr!cks who didn't think iranians like us could be funny !

[2010blackhawkdown]

@NoScopDjoo hes not iranian. hes english with a iranian background

[NoScopDjoo]

@2010blackhawkdown If you say so but the way i see it is hes fully iranian who was born in britain ;)

[2010blackhawkdown]

@NoScopDjoo hes serious about iranian culture but he isn't "fully iranian" he was born and raised in britain as far as i know

[NoScopDjoo]

@2010blackhawkdown yeah i know but his parents are both Iranian but yh he is british ;)

[TheMechanicalFox]

Ooh young boys...ooh young boys...

haha Omid is the best!

[majesticmaniac]

he is just soo random man..he switches from one joke to the next without a hint..and i just find that soo funny..

[majesticmaniac]

ooh young boys..just cracked me up

[Malphas007]

I PISSED MYSELF LOOO! FUNNIEST FOR ME WAS 2:36 to 2:41 and 2:52 to 3:02

[thepwincee]

PART 5 PLZ someone msg me when its up ai ez

[Sukyhoi]

2'06 - sounds a bit like Stewie from Family Guy in Indian accent

[hanhorror]

Whoever smelt it, dealt it.

Whoever denies it, supplied it.

Whoever shopped it, dropped it.

ROFL.

best lines <3

[Joewalshe38]

I know him personally because he knows my dad because are both baha'i

[Wantgamegetmilkful]

@Joewalshe38 Is he proper funny face to face??

[LighteningTheif]

LOL

[ozzyxyz10]

this guy is a legend

[sirmoog]

ROFLMAO @ 2:55 - 3:01

[MujahidKid]

Oh youngs boys , oh youngs boys! mwahhaha

[xvson]

"she's weighed down by the SHOPPING!"

[Biiggiinz]

Omfg I Can't Stop Laughing At The Persian Laugh At 1:08 :P Omid's Such A Legend :D

[ktockly]

@Biiggiinz lol, when i saw that i started pissing myself.

[caninedog]

where is part 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hippydud]

@caninedog a fine question

[shanthi5]

i love this guy hes well funnny mn

[wannadance11]

whoever did the rhyme did the crime ;)

[ricoverrechia2]

has he actually got an eglish accent or is he just putting it on

[TheSicDominator]

i love the way he says "BASTARD" lol

[pluckdaduck]

the persian laugh lol

[mr3li]

bruv he's stealin acts from Maz Jobrani !!

[waIIflower]

Where's part 5?

[filmgeek22]

@waIIflower yeah im a bit annoyed theres no part 5. :(

[esiabadani]

agha Omid, demet garm , kaaret doroste .... keep up the good work .

[risofsmailnet]

neva cant urself sed u calll wat arent selves cuz

Hmmm, you lazy person you, I suppose that this is what you call texting? Geeeeeez!

[celedeox54]

LMAO great comedian :D

[faramarzasal]

99domino99, i neva seeeed u cant call urself persian! i sed u can calll urself persian, as u was one day part of our empre! u cld call ur self perrrrsiiiiiannnn. i just explained that today people believe that iranians are the real persians and aryans as they had the empire of persiaaaa! so read wat i wrote bf u talk bitch! and dont tell me to fuck of cuz i sed people who arent iranians can call them selves persiiiiansssss biatchhhhhhhh!

[faramarzasal]

ever1 of u just f off persian is the same as bloody iranian , we wer used to be called the persian empire but as we no longer have a empre we are called iranians, so the people who come from iran can call the seves persian or iranian, the people who come from countries that wer our colonies long b4 can call thesemves persians if they wanted to but the real persians are the iranians now shut up at watch the stand up comedian

[99domino99]

@faramarzasal my parents are TAJIK NOT IRANIAN so I refuse to call myself iranian but I am persian so you fuck off.

[thesoldierboy222]

fuckin funny ! lol

[dottylotty]

"Because Brian Blessed is very big in Iran"

Am I the only one thinking...

'Isn't Brian Blessed very big wherever he is?'

[daikatana117]

2:35 - 2:45 is the best ooo young boys

[bleddyn2007]

haha his laugh is wikked at 1:06 lmao

[dizzee1391]

tha Things he Does Is Funny

[dottylotty]

Brian Blessed is big in Iran...

Now, am I the only person who is thinking:

"Brian Blessed would be big anywhere."

[rozh1234]

he is fucking funny

[shishi14panda]

part 5? :P

[Harvy355]

ahh this guy is so funny, love the accents he does. would love to meet him in person lol

[toffeespartan]

@Harvy355

my brother served him at his restaurant

:0

[lampmanish]

@Harvy355 i've met him and yes he's a great guy! just the same as he is on stage! :)

[atomisten]

@Harvy355 i laughed so hard cuz i read your sentence: love to meet him in prison lol

[DanEatsRainbows]

Shes Weighed down by the Shopping! XD!

[GuitarHeroGabz]

LOL !

I love this dude - he is hilarious !

[cunty64]

this lad is a cracker love this man looed 4 ages 2 find him good stuff

[hadeswasframed]

is their a part five?

[Hediiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

0:13...0:56 lolllllllll

a bomb under the body warmer.. lmho.

[NixDotCom]

My Iranian friend calls herself Persian :)

[99domino99]

i call myself persian because im not iranian. im from the north which is nowhere near the middle east. Some iranians call themselves persian but there are tons of persians who aren't iranian so why should we call ourselves iranian?

[SammmySlammmaJammma]

Persian & Iranian have no different meaning you thing calling yourself Persian makes you look "ooo-ahh" iranian doesnt make any difference idiot.

[99domino99]

um yah it fuckin does. Not every British person is english are they? I'm not iranian cause im not from iran. They aren't the same thing retard. Iran also has kurds and other ethnic groups so you clearly know squat you ignorant loser. Funny so I should call myself Iranian even though im not from there. maybe you should call yourself norwegian then.

[SammmySlammmaJammma]

Actually im "Persian" myself. Retard.

[99domino99]

Actually i really don't give a shit what you are. the fact that you're persian though makes your ignorance even more embarassing.

[SammmySlammmaJammma]

shut up fool

[99domino99]

oh come on, can't you do better than that comeback douchebag? Come on hit me with something petty, witty and severe so we can litter omids video with pointless, self-indulgent arguements.

[matheya]

@99domino99

Where are u from?

I'm from Bulgaria and it's known that old Bulgars came here from nowadays North Iran ( =Persia arroud 5th century).

[99domino99]

@matheya I'm from England but my mother's from Tajikistan which has more of a russian influence than most persian countries and it's north persia. We speak Farsi but I am not iranian cause im not from iran- I consider myself british but in terms of ethnicity I am tajik persian- NOT IRANIAN!

[matheya]

@99domino99

ah, i see ;) thanks

[anongoat]

brilliant.

[DangerRifai]

Iranian cat has a BOMB under the BODYWARMER!

LOL!

[TheUnwantedRebirth]

not funny

[DanRaccoon]

Troll

[lorsujan]

for the 5th part check out 'disco dancing'

[Mardukdk]

thx lorsujan

[TheSicDominator]

this guy is the best comedian on live at the apollo

though

where the hells the 5th part?

[b00i00d]

Dave & Dave Ja Vu play this often and, trust me, Omid's soooo much funnier when you see him on a good quality big screen. I wonder whether this is available from the beeb...

[George36th]

i aint seen it on dave so far ... ever

[b00i00d]

Well, keep lookin... I must've seen it on Dave or Ja Vu at least 4 times...

[MissNemoNetball]

hahahahaha! being thrown out of a library 4 farting!!!! that happened 2 me :) JOKIN!!!

[pureko44]

this is so funny but where's the 5th part?

[sinamy]

where's the 5th part?

[darkforcecus]

Oh your from Persia?

next to Assyria, Messopotamia and Thrace?

LOL :)

[05svee]

where is number 5

[theonlytnargmatt]

omg i nerly thru up at whoever smelt it

[Aliensoldier]

2:30

that is just amazing makes me die everytime and the

[PureRockenEuzo]

haha hell yes

[T5andRSNmusic]

0:40-0:45

[switchzak]

02pg059

emm i think we get it we dont really need translation thank you

peace :)

[jtjcp88]

that fuckin laugh at 1:09 is nuts!

[IIJamStarII]

weres the rest of the video :(

[ROSAY9]

i know i want to see the bit where he does loads of different bows before the disco dancing!

[gotbannedbefore]

it did hate me

[ultimategeebee]

Well I did nothing of the sort back in my time, I was quite fh yh pho fa yh... ooo young boys! This guy is a legend.

[velo50]

We have ears dumbass.

[PAKIGANGSTA148]

HE'S A JOKER!!

[Sharingan899]

yeah omid has made my day much better, cause hes brilliant :)

[Maralig86]

love this guy!!!

[PrincessScdandy]

Haha oh come onnnnnn. He's being racist about his own country. Its called irony. Lighten up for christs sake!

I think he's kinda funny :)

[GvowelS]

Kinda funny? :P He is a completley unique hilarious comedian :P :D

[gotbannedbefore]

i hate persian cats

[gotbannedbefore]

no ias a child my family had a persian cat that attacked me every time i was in the same room i meant the breed of feline not a human

[peymaania]

I can't believe you said that, once you get to know Persian Pussy, you'll never go back!

[peanut5948]

thats really annoying. you're missing the last half hour of this show!!

[ledzepchick89]

a bomb under the body warmer!! LOLL

[omgodsword]

omid made my day.

[hwalker89]

that 'persian laugh' makes me cry everytime. amazin

[gloomyoutlook]

Okay, I'm not going to argue with people who know fuck all about what I'm saying. I'll laugh, like you, the idiots, who don't understand but think it's funny.

[EchoInfinity]

Are we ever going to get part 5?

I doubt it.

[starscouter]

Haha..I consider myself Persian. XD

Amongst other things.

[gloomyoutlook]

Silly Omid, Persian and Iranian aren't the same thing. There are Iranians who aren't Persian, like the Kurds and Azeris.

[lillestat]

Persia was where modern day Iran is now, pretty much

[Muradski]

No, its not. Persia was a name of a south-ern province of Pars that greeks got to first - so the whle territory got the name. Persians speak Farsi; make up less than half of Iranian population - Azeri Turks, Arabs, Kurds, Baluchis etc make up the rest. Jalili is Bahai & picks up on the absurdity of referring to yourself as Persian - that Persia (of Darius, Cyrus etc)hasnt existed for 2 millienia. Some of the biggest names in modern Iranian history (e.g. Shah Abbas) were ethnic Turks, Arabs etc.

[pivotali]

hes talking about his iranian friends who now say they're persian, so its his friends you should be calling silly

[gloomyoutlook]

I'm assuming his friends are Persian speakers as well, so they're actually Persian. Iranian is just a generic, all-encompassing term. Persian is more correct (y)

[LeLeMooD]

it really doesn't matter,its comedy,you are supposed to watch and laugh,not try to be a smartass.

[TCt83067695]

the poster is actually Omid himself. just realized...lol

[xxxxRageandlovexxxx]

Whoewer shopped it, dropped it!! LOL

[britain2050]

is there the full version

is there any more after this part

[Hania454]

Omid is a very funny guy. Thank you Omid for making me laugh. Peace.

[GuitarsForGroupies]

'not an Iranian cat, no an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer.'

haha xxx

[ronack1354]

He is so funny

[IonicGell200]

"Okay? its blooody brilliant ya FAT BASTARD!"

[manugiggs113]

i laughed at the comment about the SUPER SERIOUS INTERNET ARGUEMENT......BOTH YALL ARE FAGGOTS

[shemilyx]

1.08 to 1.16 cannot stop laughing at his laugh

[J0RDANBELCHER]

cant beat an iranian comedian :D

[asskickerANDco]

this guys amazing but have you seen russell peters? and also at 1:13 is does the video like de-sync with the sound when he laughs??

[arranhiggs]

no, it's just what he does

[Walrus125]

I laughed at the SUPER SERIOUS INTERNET ARGUMENT going on in the comments.

[lukeizze]

get part 4 on mann

[heychrisarnold]

You two should get together!

[Riaz125]

I agree.

[TCt83067695]

they prob already have. they're prob really good friends now. wow. that was intense. they should get one of those utube awards or something. Never have i found reading ppl utube comments very entertaining.

wow. intense

as for mr. Djalil, i am happy he now has a second series of his show on bbc.

Great stuff.

This video offers me all round entertainment. So thank you to the 'poster'

[seamr05]

I want you to write to me what you just wrote in at least 4 languages that you claim to speak fluently.

I don't care about the smattering of 6 more, because i know a few sentences here and there in many more languages besides the one i speak fluently. And I can read swedish and norwegian without any problems, so I'm still not impressed at all.

[ciaochowbella]

I don't care if his accent is English, Iranian, Persian or Swahili with a touch of Danish.....the man is HAWT!