John Cooper Clarke - Hire Car

[grizzwoldian]

somebody really should have twatted that cunt in the crowd of SSS's.....

[mcbiffa2867]

Jcc rules!!!!!

[carshole1]

agreed that guy in the crowed is a wanka

[printer944]

that tosser in the crowd needs a telling off,

[karlpw]

Fookin Assholes in the Audience or what?

John Cooper Clarke is Classic! i remember listening to his stuff at least 10 years ago!!! He is brilliant Poet of the likes of Mike Skinner / Just Jak and other British Street Poets!!

Wicked (except for the unappreciative Gobby bastards in the audience)

:D

[Ordsall66]

Surely somebody must have twatted that cunt in the audience.

[sxybumfluff007]

JCC great

Audience farts

[door2yourheart]

J.C.C. is great! London audience are gobshites!

[ianbrownhill]

Typical cockney wankers. Northerners rule.

[spadge321]

exactly ,, the best London came up with was Atilla the stockbroker,, not in the same league,, JOHN COOPER CLARKE is awesome ,, LONDON pissed up yuppies don't understand this kind of sweet vernacular ,, characterless arseholes,, lets hope the mouthy batty man in the audience got fucking run over on the way home ,, thick twat !!

[dortyhoor]

@spadge321 'Batty man'? In dat an ole b&w Minsterels catchphrase massa?

Well done with your lame north/south stereotypes.

We're not all Yuppies just as you arent all thick, inbred, jobless Miners sons.

[spadge321]

office humour darling

[dortyhoor]

@spadge321 ooh I say, its Ekky Thump, what what. Do try and keep the vermin stoutly tied into your errm, 'Trouser bottoms' (such as they are) won't you oik.

[spadge321]

did your boyfriend leave ? awwrr, loneliness is a bitch aint it sweetie,,

[dortyhoor]

@spadge321 Gay jokes? wow thats sad.

I didnt know you were a young kid, and here was me thinking I was replying to an adult, silly me.

[freestyleminibus]

some wankers in that audience

[hilbilly87]

you're not kidding... Southerners clearly don't appreciate John's genius. He deserves absolute respect!

[QuayIssues]

Surprised to see him making Lada and Skoda jokes.... in 2008

[raindog951]

If I was John I'd fire lumps of cow shit at them :-)

[michaelstmark]

Yeah, pearls before mostly swine in this case.

[raindog951]

Pity the audience are fucks....Good poem!

[quantise]

I think they probably thought they were keeping it real :o)