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  • I always rip off the turret.

  • Well someone needs a kick in the nuts...

  • Portable is better

  • fuck those noobs its actually a little better portable

  • ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

  • if i was the yellow guy i would throw a plasma gernade at the blue guy

  • lol "2 Cubic ton Turret" XD

  • thumbs up if u gave this vid a thumbs up like me

  • this was gay as in happy cuz this rocked my world

  • Just leaf!

  • 2 cubic tons?

    Lol.

  • new Reach Matchmaking series is out now :D

  • 2 cubic ton turret .

    ROFL

  • if he was talking to me and said "leave" i would look all sad and walk up to him and hit him then run also if that other guy said "asshole" to me i would hit him too

  • Damn Gears of Bore commercial interrupting matchmaking!

  • Is it two tons? Or is it two CUBIC tons?

  • 2 cubic ton turret lmao

  • is it me or this video gets funnier everytime?

  • back when machinima was actually good

  • Rofl dis sum funny shit

  • which one weighs more??? 2 cubic tons of sand or a 2 cubic ton turret? my vote... Sand

  • "asshole" lol

  • 2 cubic ton turret?! That's almost as silly as 2 cubic tons of sand! :D

  • He couldve shot all them up with the now portable turret and tea bag all of them

  • ARE YOU SERIOUS? That dinosaur is fucking awesome.

  • Hold LB , RB Left Analog , A , Down On D-Pad

  • ASSHOLE rofl

  • 2 cubic ton turret. I see what you did thar.

  • should have run back like a terrorist and be a sudice bomber with grandes

  • Same thing here. I'm using it, then I accidently rip it off & I'm like, "Oh, shit!" Afterwards I run out od amo.

  • ..............................­.........asshole

  • i think the turret only cause 1 dollar or 1 pesos

  • Im already gonna buy you Gears of War 3!!!! Enough with the damn commercials!!!!

  • lol everythings considered in cubic tons on this thing

  • 1:20-1:30 the walk off shame

  • Lesson learned: Drop it and run.

  • Aw poor guy

  • the walk of shame 1:22

  • lol hes being invaded and thats like the only dude on his team and hes like JUST LEAVE

  • WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! favorite line

  • ya-huh, I'm sure.

    lmao!

  • Are you Serious? best charicter

  • WHAT THE UCK ARE YOU DOING?!

    Holy crap! I'm so, so sorry. I didnt even know it came o

    YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY THAT TURRET COST?!

    Best part of the video. From 0:00 to 1:40. the best part!

  • @Harox04 he said you know how much money that turret was not cost and he said fuck not uck or duck or muck

  • shits fuckin funny dude!

    shit is fucking funny!!

  • WOOHOO I GOT AN AD I CAN SKIPP!!! :D

  • 2 cubic ton

  • in the end one the guy said "asshole" i wouldve gone n got that turret and go ape shit on his ass

  • I love the 'ARE U SERIOUS' guy

  • yea BULLSHIT it is!

  • asshole

  • i'd carry around a turret it's easier to use it and you aren't stuck in one spot the whole time =D

  • "Are you serious?"

    I say that on a daily basis! xD

  • @rstueckle omg so do i lol even the same way he does XD

  • classic. i miss match making. to bad they had no support.

  • i think he sould of killed them all with it at the end

  • @jason11998 i know right?

  • WHAT DA F*CK ARE YOU DOING??!!?? LMAO

  • GET 'EM! *boom*

    *Oh no I broke the turret. :(*

  • Are you therious?

  • best one yet

  • ha 2 cubic tons, that in their second vid!

  • +335 people are assholes....

  • @Heemsky no 335+ cant set their gun down

  • @benjedimaster ...:O then they have to go to halo school :D

  • the machinima is fine the way it is but I think it would be a little bit better if they made it to where they met travis randomely in matchmaking

  • 335 people got their turrets broken

  • 1:17 you can barely see a face in the helmet

  • "WHAT DA FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?"

    That was hilarious xD

  • "there is a reason people buy mounted turrets, its because theyre fuking mounted i am not gonna carry around a 2 cubic ton turret like some kind of fucking idiot" (yellow guy) " but its portable now" (blue guy) "ya bullshit it is u know what why wont u just leave, just leave. ASSHOLE

  • 2 cubic tons of sand +2 cubic ton turret=?

  • this is easily the best one

  • @fredrocks222 yaaaa u are right, this is the best matchmaking episode.

  • Great deal with these vids.....thumbs up all the way!

  • Why don you just leave...Just leave! But i just..i..*walks away*...Asshole..

  • I woulda loled if he picked it up and shot them all down and they were screaming and running away! XD woulda made my day lol

  • I'm not going to carry around a 2 CUBIC TON TURRET AROUND LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING IDIOT. 

  • but it´s portable now-yeah...BULLSHIT IT IS!! XD

  • Hey they refered to two cubic tons again!

  • 335 noobs pick up turrets during matchmaking

  • RageGuy moment :D

  • 2 CUBIC TON TURRET?

    ARE YOU CRAZY?

    DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH 2 CUBIC TONS ARE?

    THAT'S LIKE THR-hey guys look what i found!

    BFFWOOO-"AAAAHHHH"

  • @gillece xD

  • WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?? :D

  • That asshole want to be Rambo haha :D

  • wtf.......u ppl have no heart i feel bad for the person who ACSADENTLY took it off

    why dont i mount it on your fucken ass then you can shoot it....how do you like that jack ass >:(

  • @evanensence1 its funny but mean too

  • That asshole.

  • Don't turrets only cost like 5 bucks in forge? =P

  • haha lol to bad make a new one

  • wtf asshole

  • HOW DO YOU BREAK OFF A 2 CUBIC TON MOUNTED TURRET I SPENT HOURS BALANCING THAT THING

  • wow wat a fucking ass hole

  • ass hole...

  • @Schnook429 In Halo 2, a captain is shown carrying a machine gun turret.

  • @Schnook429 the dismounted turret rocks

  • @Schnook429 2 cubic tons??? Thats like 2 cubic tons of sand!!!!!

  • id pick up the turret and kill all of them to show how portable it is

  • Lol 2 cubic ton

    Remember the sand?

  • The "Are you serious" guy is so freakin' cool :)

  • ya bullshit it is

  • Is it bad that stuff like that happens to me alot?

  • Haha. "But it's portable!" "Yeah. Bullsh*t it is! I'm not gonna go around carrying a 2 ton turret."

  • @MrBrightSide622 no no no, 2 CUBIC ton my good sir :P

  • Are you serious ?

  • 334 people missed the like button

  • pick it up and kill them all

  • When the last guy said asshole then the yellow guy should have killed him.

  • lol this series is in full swing at this point, the first few episodes were unfunny but this is gold

  • this asshole just broke the turret! *elite*: R u serious? lol 5/5

  • lol what the fuck are you doing , at the End ......asshole lol

  • for the hotels.com ads.Mr.Smart is a dumbass.Do you have any idea how much 10 nights cost?!Just for an 11th???

  • i hate people like that

  • Ass hole lol xD

  • LOL......asshole

  • Lol that was so funny (Y)

  • it will just respawn back

  • LOL

  • sexy

    

  • Lol the elite says "are you serious?" in THE NO SCOPE SONG TOO XD I love that one

  • LOL Set The Gun Down XD

  • Cubic ton isn't even standard measurment.

  • gotta feel sorry for the guy tho

  • LOL!

  • lol poor guy

  • This was when the Matchmaking series was good, but then they tried to add an actual plot and ruined everything

  • @fritzz363 sum plots are gay and crap sum aint

  • nice

    

  • ......ASSHOLE LMAOllllll

  • because there FUCKING MOUNTED

  • Did any one else see the face on the helmet at 1:20 ?

  • @TheKingHalsall scary o.0

  • @TheKingHalsall Heah I did it kinda looks like a ghost face u agree with me

  • i felt sorta sorry for the guy lol

  • ROFL 0:16 - 0:27 is the best part. He rips off the turret and then there is this akward silence and then that blue guy just shouts "What the F*CK are you DOING?!!?!??

  • ass hole lol love the end

  • ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!?!

  • lllooooooooooooooooooooooooool aw some

  • lawl

  • im not gonna carry a 2 cubic ton turet like some fucking idiot hahha

  • rofl.....asshole XD thats funny

  • he is tight

  • lmao this freakin awesome

  • lol "what the fuck are u doing!!!"

  • lol

  • LOL you just come over and rip it off like its yours guys hold on this asshole broke the turet you know wat y dont you just leave

  • Asshole

  • But its like portable now...

  • Fucking adds, NO ONE LIKES RED STEEL OR WHATEVER SO STOP IT

  • @GhostReminder TO RIGHT !!! i fuckin hate that bullshit

  • yeah yah BULLSHIT IT IS!

  • XD its funny cause thats a default weapon

  • I would've just blasted them to hell.

    WHO'S MOUNTED NOW BITCH!

  • i fucking love this vid XD

  • a 2 cubic ton turret?

  • LMAO

    he should've been like

    it'll just respawn in 2 seconds!o_0

  • but its portible now yea bullshit it is

  • rofl he leaves and turet respawns

  • this video never gets old xD

  • lol

  • kinda sad but awsume! i was like lmao!

  • i feel kinda bad for that guy

  • u no what idont understand? i dont understand why people feel to need to write down things said in the vid and pos it for the people that just watched the video!...(youshouldbowdown0) <----hint...

  • you pple are stupid lol in a funny way 5 0f 5 star shit yo

  • just. just leave. set the gun down and leave. ( other guy ) Asshole.

  • "what the FUCK are you doing?" haha

  • Only series that makes me laugh after every episode

  • what about red vs blue?matchmaking is very funny but not quite as good

  • lmfao

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  • its hilarious

  • lol

    "are you serious?" and the two cubic ton thing!! haha!!

  • how big is a cubic ton really? =o

  • to my knowing, 1 squared ton is 2 tons. and 1 qubic tons is 3 tons. so 2 qubic tons is 6 tons.