if he was talking to me and said "leave" i would look all sad and walk up to him and hit him then run also if that other guy said "asshole" to me i would hit him too
"there is a reason people buy mounted turrets, its because theyre fuking mounted i am not gonna carry around a 2 cubic ton turret like some kind of fucking idiot" (yellow guy) " but its portable now" (blue guy) "ya bullshit it is u know what why wont u just leave, just leave. ASSHOLE
You know, there's a reason people buy mounted turrets. It's because they're fucking mounted! Im not carry around a 2 cubic ton turret like some kind of fucking idiot!
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ROFL 0:16 - 0:27 is the best part. He rips off the turret and then there is this akward silence and then that blue guy just shouts "What the F*CK are you DOING?!!?!??
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I always rip off the turret.
idonthavegoodname1 7 hours ago
Well someone needs a kick in the nuts...
TheWOOHOO52 1 day ago
Portable is better
shabadoor 1 week ago
fuck those noobs its actually a little better portable
randomgav1 1 month ago
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
MDuuka 1 month ago
if i was the yellow guy i would throw a plasma gernade at the blue guy
PaintBoy100cp1 1 month ago
lol "2 Cubic ton Turret" XD
superpikachu11 2 months ago
thumbs up if u gave this vid a thumbs up like me
greatgrunt24 2 months ago 2
this was gay as in happy cuz this rocked my world
greatgrunt24 2 months ago
Just leaf!
sporecreatorperson 3 months ago
2 cubic tons?
Lol.
sporecreatorperson 3 months ago
new Reach Matchmaking series is out now :D
Fr1edR1ce 4 months ago
2 cubic ton turret .
ROFL
0revolutionary 4 months ago
if he was talking to me and said "leave" i would look all sad and walk up to him and hit him then run also if that other guy said "asshole" to me i would hit him too
wolftail1999 4 months ago
Damn Gears of Bore commercial interrupting matchmaking!
xboxmime 5 months ago
Is it two tons? Or is it two CUBIC tons?
DualcastBahamut 5 months ago
2 cubic ton turret lmao
eatmyshorts1619 5 months ago
is it me or this video gets funnier everytime?
aldouchiha 5 months ago
back when machinima was actually good
factorx90 5 months ago
Rofl dis sum funny shit
InsaneViper2666 5 months ago
which one weighs more??? 2 cubic tons of sand or a 2 cubic ton turret? my vote... Sand
poe547 6 months ago
"asshole" lol
SuperWierdo15 6 months ago
2 cubic ton turret?! That's almost as silly as 2 cubic tons of sand! :D
crystalmoon116 6 months ago
He couldve shot all them up with the now portable turret and tea bag all of them
Arxos0012 6 months ago
ARE YOU SERIOUS? That dinosaur is fucking awesome.
CFL0LSmilyFace 6 months ago
Hold LB , RB Left Analog , A , Down On D-Pad
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laraceleste27 6 months ago
ASSHOLE rofl
aceofkings12345 7 months ago 16
2 cubic ton turret. I see what you did thar.
SashiChan102 7 months ago 9
should have run back like a terrorist and be a sudice bomber with grandes
wegotthisfool 7 months ago
Same thing here. I'm using it, then I accidently rip it off & I'm like, "Oh, shit!" Afterwards I run out od amo.
DudeIsOnFire1 7 months ago
.......................................asshole
NightRyderFilms 7 months ago
i think the turret only cause 1 dollar or 1 pesos
ferbthegadgetguy 7 months ago
Im already gonna buy you Gears of War 3!!!! Enough with the damn commercials!!!!
Alcasam1 7 months ago
lol everythings considered in cubic tons on this thing
54AgeOfRogue54 7 months ago
1:20-1:30 the walk off shame
blazingfuryoffire1 7 months ago
Lesson learned: Drop it and run.
ShadowofaRoar 8 months ago
Aw poor guy
MinyBeats 8 months ago
the walk of shame 1:22
MegaBboo 8 months ago
lol hes being invaded and thats like the only dude on his team and hes like JUST LEAVE
MrDoorvid 9 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! favorite line
Reapin48 10 months ago
ya-huh, I'm sure.
lmao!
thunderbellyemm 10 months ago
Are you Serious? best charicter
gamemodder12 10 months ago
WHAT THE UCK ARE YOU DOING?!
Holy crap! I'm so, so sorry. I didnt even know it came o
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY THAT TURRET COST?!
Best part of the video. From 0:00 to 1:40. the best part!
Harox04 10 months ago
@Harox04 he said you know how much money that turret was not cost and he said fuck not uck or duck or muck
StormProductionzZ 10 months ago
shits fuckin funny dude!
shit is fucking funny!!
XzongetsuX 10 months ago
WOOHOO I GOT AN AD I CAN SKIPP!!! :D
ArmoredWerewolf 11 months ago
2 cubic ton
supdenfoosukka 11 months ago
in the end one the guy said "asshole" i wouldve gone n got that turret and go ape shit on his ass
MegaDrainProductions 11 months ago
I love the 'ARE U SERIOUS' guy
BradenGarden 1 year ago
yea BULLSHIT it is!
MrKickAssModz 1 year ago
asshole
justlaughplease22 1 year ago
i'd carry around a turret it's easier to use it and you aren't stuck in one spot the whole time =D
AshKetchumRawkz 1 year ago
"Are you serious?"
I say that on a daily basis! xD
rstueckle 1 year ago
@rstueckle omg so do i lol even the same way he does XD
PyroJosh222 1 year ago
classic. i miss match making. to bad they had no support.
justbechillin2 1 year ago
i think he sould of killed them all with it at the end
jarek168168 1 year ago
@jason11998 i know right?
haloninjaattack 1 year ago
WHAT DA F*CK ARE YOU DOING??!!?? LMAO
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criseldaprangehkg 1 year ago
GET 'EM! *boom*
*Oh no I broke the turret. :(*
Azf12 1 year ago
Are you therious?
l00eed 1 year ago
best one yet
perkill1 1 year ago
ha 2 cubic tons, that in their second vid!
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FlemingAldridge 1 year ago
+335 people are assholes....
Heemsky 1 year ago
@Heemsky no 335+ cant set their gun down
benjedimaster 1 year ago
@benjedimaster ...:O then they have to go to halo school :D
Heemsky 1 year ago
the machinima is fine the way it is but I think it would be a little bit better if they made it to where they met travis randomely in matchmaking
deadaim421 1 year ago
335 people got their turrets broken
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automouse2dotcom 1 year ago
1:17 you can barely see a face in the helmet
TheMrjakemister 1 year ago
"WHAT DA FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?"
That was hilarious xD
SupraNovaa 1 year ago 54
"there is a reason people buy mounted turrets, its because theyre fuking mounted i am not gonna carry around a 2 cubic ton turret like some kind of fucking idiot" (yellow guy) " but its portable now" (blue guy) "ya bullshit it is u know what why wont u just leave, just leave. ASSHOLE
ChinezeDawg 1 year ago
2 cubic tons of sand +2 cubic ton turret=?
Joe2point5 1 year ago
this is easily the best one
fredrocks222 1 year ago
@fredrocks222 yaaaa u are right, this is the best matchmaking episode.
ChinezeDawg 1 year ago
Great deal with these vids.....thumbs up all the way!
drpain172 1 year ago
Why don you just leave...Just leave! But i just..i..*walks away*...Asshole..
PwNno0bSs 1 year ago
I woulda loled if he picked it up and shot them all down and they were screaming and running away! XD woulda made my day lol
MrCommentcritic 1 year ago
I'm not going to carry around a 2 CUBIC TON TURRET AROUND LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING IDIOT.
xxxboobtubexxx 1 year ago
but it´s portable now-yeah...BULLSHIT IT IS!! XD
aldouchiha 1 year ago
Hey they refered to two cubic tons again!
FactnFict 1 year ago
335 noobs pick up turrets during matchmaking
djfjt93 1 year ago
RageGuy moment :D
StrifeNinetails 1 year ago
2 CUBIC TON TURRET?
ARE YOU CRAZY?
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH 2 CUBIC TONS ARE?
THAT'S LIKE THR-hey guys look what i found!
BFFWOOO-"AAAAHHHH"
gillece 1 year ago
@gillece xD
halo2untouchable 1 year ago
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?? :D
houndawg333 1 year ago
That asshole want to be Rambo haha :D
88KoKonuts 1 year ago
wtf.......u ppl have no heart i feel bad for the person who ACSADENTLY took it off
why dont i mount it on your fucken ass then you can shoot it....how do you like that jack ass >:(
evanensence1 1 year ago
@evanensence1 its funny but mean too
tege01 1 year ago
That asshole.
xxSteviexxx 1 year ago
Don't turrets only cost like 5 bucks in forge? =P
Miiaku 1 year ago 2
haha lol to bad make a new one
joshshoot 1 year ago
wtf asshole
ultimateowner56 1 year ago
HOW DO YOU BREAK OFF A 2 CUBIC TON MOUNTED TURRET I SPENT HOURS BALANCING THAT THING
SlayingEliteTOM 1 year ago
wow wat a fucking ass hole
lpfan2818 1 year ago
ass hole...
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You know, there's a reason people buy mounted turrets. It's because they're fucking mounted! Im not carry around a 2 cubic ton turret like some kind of fucking idiot!
Schnook429 1 year ago 109
@Schnook429 In Halo 2, a captain is shown carrying a machine gun turret.
Pjor1cp 11 months ago
@Schnook429 the dismounted turret rocks
ryanroxs141 8 months ago
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@Schnook429 the dismounted turret rocks eh ?
ryanroxs141 8 months ago
@Schnook429 2 cubic tons??? Thats like 2 cubic tons of sand!!!!!
1024steven 8 months ago
id pick up the turret and kill all of them to show how portable it is
bamloveme 1 year ago
Lol 2 cubic ton
Remember the sand?
dr3adskull 1 year ago
The "Are you serious" guy is so freakin' cool :)
MrRalexanderb 1 year ago
ya bullshit it is
TheDarkBlader000 1 year ago
Is it bad that stuff like that happens to me alot?
qawsx56 1 year ago
Haha. "But it's portable!" "Yeah. Bullsh*t it is! I'm not gonna go around carrying a 2 ton turret."
MrBrightSide622 1 year ago 26
@MrBrightSide622 no no no, 2 CUBIC ton my good sir :P
BusRush10Fo 6 months ago
Are you serious ?
TheHaloUpdate 1 year ago
334 people missed the like button
catscratch1111 1 year ago
pick it up and kill them all
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UhmUDieNowThx 1 year ago
When the last guy said asshole then the yellow guy should have killed him.
Terrence471 1 year ago
lol this series is in full swing at this point, the first few episodes were unfunny but this is gold
WeAreSentineL 1 year ago
this asshole just broke the turret! *elite*: R u serious? lol 5/5
esmitty7191 1 year ago
lol what the fuck are you doing , at the End ......asshole lol
Eizo141 1 year ago
for the hotels.com ads.Mr.Smart is a dumbass.Do you have any idea how much 10 nights cost?!Just for an 11th???
TheCluelessXbox 1 year ago
i hate people like that
haloboy255 1 year ago
Ass hole lol xD
harrykicksbutt 1 year ago
LOL......asshole
happytreefriends5lol 1 year ago
Lol that was so funny (Y)
CrackHeadx1 1 year ago
it will just respawn back
NickolodeonLOVER101 1 year ago
LOL
TerenceSweetwater 1 year ago
sexy
itjamie 1 year ago
Lol the elite says "are you serious?" in THE NO SCOPE SONG TOO XD I love that one
maxclay123 1 year ago
LOL Set The Gun Down XD
tege01 1 year ago
Cubic ton isn't even standard measurment.
MrSmith2100 1 year ago
gotta feel sorry for the guy tho
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billabongJake51 1 year ago
LOL!
adolfiokz 1 year ago
lol poor guy
kevista117 1 year ago
This was when the Matchmaking series was good, but then they tried to add an actual plot and ruined everything
fritzz363 1 year ago 81
@fritzz363 sum plots are gay and crap sum aint
bmx2930 1 year ago
nice
doritosmans 1 year ago
......ASSHOLE LMAOllllll
FatalityShadow16 1 year ago
because there FUCKING MOUNTED
robloxcoconut219 1 year ago
Did any one else see the face on the helmet at 1:20 ?
TheKingHalsall 1 year ago 3
@TheKingHalsall scary o.0
Bobzortron 1 year ago
@TheKingHalsall Heah I did it kinda looks like a ghost face u agree with me
navyy110 1 year ago
i felt sorta sorry for the guy lol
knifelust9113 1 year ago
ROFL 0:16 - 0:27 is the best part. He rips off the turret and then there is this akward silence and then that blue guy just shouts "What the F*CK are you DOING?!!?!??
EuphoniumKid1 1 year ago
ass hole lol love the end
112233diablo112233 1 year ago
ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!?!
sirbuzzy 1 year ago
lllooooooooooooooooooooooooool aw some
Bluecrimsonfire 1 year ago
lawl
bonegurdian 1 year ago
im not gonna carry a 2 cubic ton turet like some fucking idiot hahha
iOutBrScRubs 1 year ago
rofl.....asshole XD thats funny
SEENIT22times 1 year ago
he is tight
moneymeech200 1 year ago
lmao this freakin awesome
BATTLEpenGuiN15 1 year ago
lol "what the fuck are u doing!!!"
rockdude999999999999 1 year ago
lol
supperdumb 1 year ago
LOL you just come over and rip it off like its yours guys hold on this asshole broke the turet you know wat y dont you just leave
iLinncolnn 1 year ago
Asshole
Grayasday6722 1 year ago
But its like portable now...
COD4snipefreak 1 year ago
Fucking adds, NO ONE LIKES RED STEEL OR WHATEVER SO STOP IT
GhostReminder 1 year ago
@GhostReminder TO RIGHT !!! i fuckin hate that bullshit
LOLZ4LEON 1 year ago
yeah yah BULLSHIT IT IS!
masterchief416 1 year ago
XD its funny cause thats a default weapon
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peekmov1 1 year ago
I would've just blasted them to hell.
WHO'S MOUNTED NOW BITCH!
CliffDiverBOA 1 year ago 2
i fucking love this vid XD
beachboy5488 1 year ago
a 2 cubic ton turret?
xPACMANONCRACKx 1 year ago
LMAO
he should've been like
it'll just respawn in 2 seconds!o_0
AZNPR1D31 1 year ago
but its portible now yea bullshit it is
jiggglyjelloo 1 year ago
rofl he leaves and turet respawns
razo12razy123 1 year ago
this video never gets old xD
saint1497 1 year ago
lol
apemannen96 1 year ago
kinda sad but awsume! i was like lmao!
000admoz000 1 year ago
i feel kinda bad for that guy
HugsumTrees 1 year ago
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iiM3TTaL1Cii 1 year ago
you pple are stupid lol in a funny way 5 0f 5 star shit yo
Bkmufucca 1 year ago
just. just leave. set the gun down and leave. ( other guy ) Asshole.
youshouldbowdown0 1 year ago
"what the FUCK are you doing?" haha
jjboy777 1 year ago
Only series that makes me laugh after every episode
DarkPigieon1 1 year ago
what about red vs blue?matchmaking is very funny but not quite as good
deathprobe9 1 year ago
lmfao
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What a hilarious part 0:23, in my opinion.
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TechKraken 1 year ago
its hilarious
pyroassasin1 1 year ago
lol
"are you serious?" and the two cubic ton thing!! haha!!
deadeye707 1 year ago
how big is a cubic ton really? =o
yuna555 1 year ago
to my knowing, 1 squared ton is 2 tons. and 1 qubic tons is 3 tons. so 2 qubic tons is 6 tons.
zenthex1234 1 year ago