John Petrucci Psycho Exercises - The Secret Tape -Subs[ESP]

[AlexVanTrue]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[PANICBLADE]

john petrucci just said in a magazine issue he has seen all of these and LOVES THEM.

[hanashihayashi]

FIVE YEARS AGO, this was funny. FIve years later, It still mak me laugh.

[tommisabre666]

Well, suck on that, MAB!

[alkleiza1995]

You, my man, are a fucking genius.

[samomac]

@alkleiza1995 Have you seen the original video's? He ripped off someone else's idea so really @adam02 is a genius

[Schwartzdying]

haha Shut up N00B!

[Schwartzdying]

1:51 hahaha Guud Malmsteen XDDDDDDD!

[ZomgMTG]

remember i can time waarp

[maniakoxd]

OMG SO FUNNY !! xD

[psyoptica]

Dream Theater: the only band to be satirized for how good they are.

[lesiu57]

Briliant stuff mate!

[konosxatz1]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooookkk­kkkkkkkkkkkk

[RYROSmetaldefender]

HAehaheHAHEHAEHAHEHAEHAEHAEHEH

Man , in some way , i confess. There are some exercises from them that are only for personal promotion , aehhaehaehe

[firefly87]

where's Yngwie?

[Bakisch]

Assclown's tribute to stupid guitar shredding asshole

[MrBigcheeseyliam]

@Bakisch haha. I laugh at your ignorance.

[noeinsane]

xq rayos varios comentan en ingles y buscan el video con subtitulos en español ¬¬

[1Sh4d0W]

best vid ever :D

[SantaVendeCamotes]

I dont have Girlfriend.....FOREVER ALONE

[MrSATANICMETAL666]

@SantaVendeCamotes My guitar is my girlfriend!!

[edogawaconan09]

haha..nice video



[pecav10]

espectacular te felicito, era hora que alguien le de una leccion a este creido que se pone a tocar con monstruos como satriani y vai sin tener el talento suficiente y en el 3g daba la imprecion de que satrianni y vai eran la mama y el papa

[MrXpride]

@pecav10 sin talento suficiente?? jajaja que me hace reir este xDD

[pecav10]

@MrXpride a lo que me referia es que tiene talento pero para mi no esta a la altura de un satriani que tiene discos que no tienen ni un segundo de desperdicio como the extremist, surfing with the alien, flying in a blue dream, etc y tampoco a la altura de vai que es archi esperimentado, mas bien petrucci se quedo a mitad del camino entre ambos y es mucho menos original que los otros dos violeros por el hecho de tener tanta influencia de los mismos

[MasterOfTrapos]

@pecav10

broder.

esta a la altura de satch y de vai

como fue q lo invitaron 6 veces al g3?

el fue el mas invitado

y no exagero

[TheLiveThrash]

@pecav10 SHUT UP N00B!!

[pecav10]

@TheLiveThrash como todo mexicano de mierda, respondiendo en el idioma de sus papis yanquis, mexicanos: gente de mierda que acomplejados de inferioridad se quiere parecer a los del pais del norte, pero los separan kilometros de pobreza, ignorancia, hambre, etc. lo unico bueno de tu pais es el chavo del ocho, jajaja thelivethrash le haces honor a tu apodo la basura viva, muerto de hambre anda a comer un pedazo de pan rancio mientras miras chespirito y soñas con ser estadounidense

[noeinsane]

@pecav10 te voy a ser sincero no debes de andar diciendo ese tipo de cosas por que hasta te ves mal y das verguenza amenos que seas un niño chiquito por que aun no piensan bien lo que dicen. y no se que hay de malo en saber 2 idiomas por que hasta donde yo se es mejor tener mas conocimiento.

[pecav10]

@noeinsane me da la impresion que tenes algun tipo de discapacidad mental, disculpa si te ofendi por exponer lo que el resto del mundo piensa de ustedes, no tiene nada de malo saber 2 idiomas, lo que tiene de malo es tratar de imitar a los yanquis todo el tiempo como lo hacen ustedes antipatriotas de mierda, si fuera por estados unidos les cerraria la frontera para que no vuelvan a entrar jamas porque alla los odian

[noeinsane]

@pecav10 pues creo que no tengo ningun tipo de discapacidad mental.

yo no imito a los norte americanos asi que no generalices por que se nota que no tienes fundamentos bases para hablar de esa manera ademas de tu poca capacidad de comprender y expresarte correctamente citando a Benito Juarez "entre los pueblos como entre las naciones el respeto al derecho ajeno es la paz" deberias de aprender algo de eso ya que por algo es conocido como benemerito de las americas .

[TheLiveThrash]

@pecav10 Oh mira que bueno :3

[noeinsane]

@pecav10 y supongo que tu si tocas a la altura de ellos no ?

[Ommasn]

los subtitulos son malisimos , lo ha traducido un mono al azar?

[meryuin]

he should have used the indiana jones melting scene from the lost ark ;)

[UnnamedxUser]

90 people have been absorved by his guitar.

[scottwork1]

I fookin love this vid, it creases me up every time I watch it, BEWARE NOOBS !!!

[darknicram]

89 people attend Malmsteen's classes

[tommisabre666]

@darknicram In other words: 89 people are dead

[jabe75]

consider yourself warned n00b..

[TheNathvar]

That is how I want to die!

[dave63864]

guitar noobs!! 

[lecheparavaka]

some times i fear the earth is gonna explode by a Petrucci's mistake!

[JohnPetrucciness]

Call me stingy. But I really can't stand subtitles....is there another version of this without them? If there's not then it's cool, I was just wondering.

[Chedderkabob]

are you guys phuking retarded? that made Petrucci look like a fuking idiot. that was the stupidest video i have ever seen. if you like this video your high on meth.

[BulywyfGuitar]

@Chedderkabob SHUT UP N00B!!

[GruppeSechs2004]

@Chedderkabob 1,874 (myself included) are high on meth.

[critterbugcharms]

and these are just his beginner lessons!

[Medalion]

so to MEENEEmize the death toll

[paulvenkman]

lol

[link1nparkEEEwarrock]

"it wont just kill you, it will kill you in your afterlife, and your next life, and probably rape, your soul in the proccess" "try not to have people around you, so to minimize the death toll, and other various destructive repercussions"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[TheSageLucis]

LOL @ YNGWIE

[DarioCastello]

thums up for the penis in the explosion at 2:08

[Krazl21]

John Petrucci has seen this video 1787 times.

[guitar908]

2:05 sounds like super mario lol

[ryudragon12]

this is basically a slowed down video

[TheJackrose1108]

2:15 WTF!!!!!!!!



[sspheonix89]

@TheJackrose1108 Holy shit dude I ROFL'd so so so hard at your comment when I watched it!

[jacknarcotta]

I always crack up at 0:39 when he says "So anyway..." I don't know why, but that gets me every time.

[surana87s]

lol!! this is so funny lol!!!!!!!!

[demondanxxx]

Dumb!

[Bentleyfan]

Don't worry about the earth imploding. JP was playing so fast that he was already in a loophole transporting himself to the beginning of time so that he can rule the world as he saw fit. Playing at 50 billion notes per second was a rite of passage for a young man. If you can't do it, you remain a Guitar noob. Petrucci knew he was the only entity who can do this though, so just like before he ruled the world, everybody but him were "Guitar noobs"

[prannock]

i fuckin hate those huge ass subtitles that are terribly translated... at one point when he talks with his normal voice it says some people should go to the movies... wtf...?

[MiguelEduard0]

Activate subs 1:35 GOKU !!! xDDD

[ZenDeividdo]

80 people are fucking guitar noobs XP

[meryuin]

2:00 - 2:08 just love the schwarznegger movie ;)

[commando7144]

poor yngwie

[Flaitesexy]

MEGA HIPER SUPER SUBTITULES

[RommelGuitar236]

80 people's heads exploded

[mraxehand234]

Did micheal bay produce this?

[GauriPL]

What the hell I just watched

[robertotransfor]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD the best video in the world!!

[EduEnYT]

this never gets old

[heraldo848]

THE MASTER PETRUCCI!!

[xxburningxlove]

@heraldo848 its mister PETRUCCI LOL

[KYmetalhead6]

i fucking died...

[LoveoMallieaa153]

lÓl_i_fEel_sõ_loÑÊlÿ_tøDay

[hulk001jose]

OMG my head has exploded...whait a sec Petrucci revived me whit his time machine!!!!!

[yumais666]

trrrrrrrrr!!!dush!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!



[Timo4slash]

Fucken mexicans

[slowfuse]

subs ruin it

[KyleJPie10]

LOL

[6stratostar9]

jaja se pasaron de huevos al hacer este video jajaja

[xX0UndegrounD0Xx]

@6stratostar9 jajaj siii esta chingon, y que cagado se ve ynwie...

[IceWaterColdWater]

All right I think we should stop making parodies of John.

The earthquake in Japan is the result of what happens when John isn't happy with something.

[Deathshuck]

@IceWaterColdWater LOL too soon? I laughed anyway.

[Lendog19]

@IceWaterColdWater .....oh,...dude...

[radyorebelde]

consider your self warned noob

[Horrybl]

jajajajaja malmsteen

[omarcillo375]

hahaha

[kabezadecubeta]

jajajaja malmsteen.. cri cri cri cri xD

[Deathshuck]

REMEMERH THAT I CAN TIME WEARPH!

[WoWZhen]

It's funny 'cos this isn't fake.

[VapidButchery]

Watch my drunken how to videos for fun lessons!!!!

[drummingdude47]

i love the ending haha

[pastrana2335]

OH MY GOD NOOOOOOO MI HEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Saverosso]

the subtitles are all wrong lol

[JoolsGuitar]

and who the fuck's taking us to kaioshin's planet?

[Treeworks211]

1:51 sounds like Herman Li trying to play Guitar Hero.

[nevertakeaway]

@Treeworks211 more like herman lee trying to even play guitar :D

[Treeworks211]

Besides the dubber's terrible accent, this video is hilarious!

[xAMKxx]

aaaahah 1:52,fuckn hilarious

[paulvenkman]

This is brilliant but come on at 1:51 with Yngwie Malmsteen, has anyone got that video because that is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen?

[Tyrynir]

best fallout 3 weapon ever

[violetcarlson]

HI, MY NAME IS CARLSON AND I DIED LAST YEAR BECAUSE I WATCHED THIS VIDEO, NOW COPY AND PASTE TO 5 MORE JOHN PETRUCCI VIDEOS OR JOHN WILL KILL YOU TOO.

[violetcarlson]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA 

[Throtic]

lol. this never gets old.

[GTASAmovies1]

SHUT UP NOOB! >:(

god has spoken

[jacknarcotta]

Somehow the subtitles add a bit of extra awesome to this video.

[hades001991]

jjajajjaajajaja

[iTzRockStar]

Booooom Head Shot xD

[camculver]

Ending world hunger. The one thing not on Petrucci's list of guitar tricks. Not because he can't but because its more manly to make explosions

[TheHeartlessOne777]

Plz.... don't kill my soul and rape it in the process. Thank you, John Petrucci.

[MitchTheGuitarKid]

Him and Rusty Cooley have made so many people die. XD

[lookralphsbak]

HAHAHAHAHA

[joinnytheman88]

thats wha this world need is sweet guitar licks deep voices and major explosions!!!!!!!!!!

[caisnore]

70 people's heads exploded

[Stratman78]

@caisnore Now it's 80.

[loqseaporver12]

@Stratman78 nop 90s

[anecsey]

@caisnore Its people from the 70s the ones who die, that is because of the speed of the hands of John. They travel so fast that break the timeline and go to the past.

[eimaiokalyteros]

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[Struturinn]

Dude, you didn't even need to speed anything up to make your point.

[cerelilqt]

Funny thing is, Shawn Lane could play that fast without the speeding up the camera lol, John Petrucci said he took Shawn Lane DVDs on tour to learn from them

[Annulable]

@cerelilqt No, he couldn't. As much as I love Shawn's playing, he's not that fast.

[TotalKombatArts]

LMAO

[SHREDDER222X]

SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[jayzee91]

i think 1:50 - 1:55 was the best part

[SHREDDER222X]

@jayzee91 yeah!!! XD 

[TheNathvar]

@jayzee91 Who was that?

[flipedup]

wow... the camera must have been made out of petruccium! (a new element)

[shamif]

So this is what they call 100000000 times the standard overdrive

[25jonathan]

the guy who made this has the best humour! :D

and he plays guitar too

[uby54ty06]

@25jonathan and he's dead now >:D!

[Ramboaction]

why did they slow down his guitar speed Oo

[joebabbitts2]

he's good at guitar

[hacecafe]

Once again. This video kicks ass

[hacecafe]

jajajajaJAJAJAjajaja HAHAHAHAhahahaha....

Buenisimooooo!!! Awfully hilarious!!!

Greetings from Argentina, I'll show this video to all my friends. Every man in the world must watch it...

[LucienT7]

"Some guys have this taken care of and uh, we'll have to shoot them all."

[Treeworks211]

"Laugh my ass off! That's an impossible time signature."

"Shut up, noob!"

[metalpknot]

John Petrucci exploded Chuck Norris



[ermonski]

69/42 time signature LOL

[speedmishra13]

malsteen part was hilarious. hahahaha

[monkeychunkey]

".... but but that's an impossible time signature.." "SHUT UP NOOB!" lol this is hilarious.

[Pollinator95]

subtitles are wrong... not trolling, its a great vid.

[DieKleineWaldfee]

omies patrie spirti santi

[Metalunited101]

Can you believe Mike Portnoy left!!!??

[slickity90]

IF ONLY america would send john petrucci to iraq..........lol

[washuleroxx]

68 people exploded, later there die and their souls die again and then were sucked into a vortex

[jeez0o]

@washuleroxx oh is that so? how can dead & sucked into a vortex people press dislike?

[MoonMoney1]

@metalrules13 Translation: "Please thumbs my comment up so I can be on the highest rated comments."

Those comments make it so obvious.

[MoonMoney1]

@metalrules13 What happened to ignoring me?

[AoryuCL]

368043 People Died at this date... And Growing... Boom!!!

[number1drummerman]

SHUT UP NOOB!

[Som1onu2be]

I wonder if Shawn Lane could actually play some of this stuff....At least half as fast. Maybe. On a good day.

[Zarnix112]

It will kill you in afterlife, and in your next life, and probably rape your soul in the process, and maybe sleep with your girlfriend

[patrickloggins]

0:18

[orangyalt]

tabs?

[o0OoscarArmandoO0o]

JAJAJAJ Petrucci es la ley :D

[sick898]

365,050 have died

[abugz26]

HAHAHA yngwie malmsteen 4 the win!!! lol

[TheMoramora9854]

I'm your GOD!

[ronnie7207]

hehehe..its a nice vedio!

[ElvisBluntman777]

LMFAO so funny

[vendettav15]

WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

this thing made my day!!!!

malmsteen part was fuckin hilarious!!! and the sweeps in the end!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAaa

that made my day man thanx!!

[Madhouse255]

68 peoples' eyes were melted out of their skulls while trying to exit out of this video.

[ilikeheadcrabs]

68 people accidently clicked dislike as they died from awesomeness

[jurelletime]

Consider yourself...warned, noob.. oh mann hahahaha

[Mccloudcc]

Talk about face melting...

[Dudeprelude69]

FUCK, that's real funny, man)))

[dahomies94]

i love these... soooooo much

[GONZALOBLOOD]

JAJAAJAJAJA  DID YOU SEE THE BATIO AND MALMSTEENS FACE JAJAJA, THE FAT IS MY BEST GUITAR PLAYER BUT THIS VIDEO IS SO FUNNY