The Haka is something you have to fucking earn. you have to understand what is about and where it comes from. i just want all you yanks to go suck a fat one.
TheTonetone84@ cant even spell Haka right you dumb fuck leave the haka in New Zealand we are the only people who can do it right. please if you had maoris in the team the should know how disrespectful this is.
its for football guyz relax that whole team is filled wit hacka guys and thel beat any other high scoo team that does the hacka so wat im trying to tell u is this is the best high scooo football team that does the hacka
I'm sick of hearing these dumb Maori's on here, talking shit about others using the Haka. You should be honored that people actually use the Haka, having people actually mentioning your dead culture, you should be greatful.
Samoans do the fireknife dance, you hear us complain when other cultures use it? We embrace it, because we aren't ellitist pricks like you idiot Maori's on here.
I'm sick of hearing these dumb Maori's on here, talking shit about others using the Haka. You should be honored that people actually use the Haka, having people actually mentioning your dead culture, you should be greatful.
Samoans do the fireknife dance, you hear us complain when other cultures use it? We embrace it, because we aren't ellitist pricks like you idiot Maori's on here.
disgrace, only one ima give props to is my cuzzo poochie. cuz he the only nigga that know wat he doin. and now no one no wat they doin since he gone! hahaha.
wtf, americans, leave the haka to us New Zealanders, find something of your own, yeah and if you did that here people would fukn larf at you, and then beat u uhp, this is just a discrase really, if your gonnna do it, do some research first and actually learn how a true haka is done
man all u bitches have to hate on how we do the haka! not all of them r pacific islander. shit u say its fast and all, but they r doing it to intimidate the opponent. yeah we might not be as good as u native pacific islander, but r we native pacific islander? no we r not! so we wont do it as good as u natives! so just shut up u stupid natives!
this is the worst haka Ive ever seen and it is clearly an insult to maori culture. Check out the video responses of how the haka is truly peformed. Stop ripping our haka and stick to just warming up for your game.
This is fucken horrible, they could get their asses kicked for this crap, trust me its happened before, a bunch of pakeha were trying to do a haka in NZ and when a few maori found out they found them and beat the shit out of them
lol.....im from new zealand and this is the fastest and least scarest attept at the haka i have ever seen, watch the real maori boys do it, you will piss you;re self lol
Seriously this is just a Seaside HIGH SCHOOL football team. You guys are really gonna hate on MINORS? Really, and the Stupid American thing. Ain't even funny, ugly-stank ass bxtch. Seaside to the max!
ummm... okayy was this in fast forward because you guys did it so fast it wasnʻt even worth doing. if you guys did this in Aoteroa man everyone would be pist or laughing at you guys
most of the kiwi's (people of NZ) seem to have forgotten what the All Blacks haka looked like prior Buck Shelford and co. Yes, the haka isn't "text book" but it's been taught to them by tongan's and as such will have a twist of it. Saying that, by learning about the Haka and it's mana (spirit) then I think it will improve in firing up the players
your team is a bunch of fat asses who dont deserve to even know the words Maori or Haka. This is traditional not for a bunch of fat bitches who think they are badass cause they can copy a traditional war dance from hundreds of years ago. Your team isnt even Pl.
Far out don't get so worked up over them doing the haka. It's really not that big a deal. All these people saying ohh its a disgrace on maori tangata and all these americans are useless. there not that bad and if they wanna use it let them it is after all spreading knowledge of maori around the world.
that is nothing but a spit in the face off all those who we remember in every haka and that is our ancestors someone has to stop these clowns, you can't take a haka and just perform it one day you'll get tought the hard way
This is the worst haka I've ever had the misfortune of witnessing. How about the Americans who think its "cool" to do this to amp up the crowds stop spitting on NZ and Maori culture. Poor impersonation.
da haka is biga than da maori ppl its bn plasterd all ova da place and like dey say immitation is a gud thing wether dey do it proper or not we shud b proud dat other cultures r into my culture its just like when da abs go out and play evry1 is pumpd so its all gud i think dats my opinion haka world wide means maori world wide they mite not no da bak ground of da haka
What!? The Haka is not bigger than the Maori people. It fucking originated in New Zealand, the home of the Maori. The war chants other countries do are just called a "haka" because it's what people are generally familiar with.
No respect for protocol, te reo, and your actions look foreign as bro. Respect your anscestors by learning the truth. I bet you're a Pacific Islander anyway you don't look Maori and your overall performance was arse. All the best big fulla!
w....t.....f.... was that... hahaha. was that s**t like, on the fast forward mode or some s**t... hahaha. thats the new zealand haka brada. sounded like some asian guy singing..lol
br0 wiT aLL d0o reSpecT.. i aiNt a ma0ri iM aCtuaLLy a sam0an bUt i peRf0rm kaPahAka..
iT s0unDeD sCruFFy n daH pr0n0unciaTi0n ddNt s0unD g00d.. iF y0uz reaLLy waNNa inTimiDaTe, juS kEEp daH ma0ri fLav0ur iN tHea n d0 iT TRADITIONALLY.. feeL daH w0rds aYe.. i kn0w iT s0undz gaY bUh h0nestLy y0uz aLL nEEd maNa iN daT isH!!!..
dude our ancesters will be turning in ther grave, its not about u guyz doing the haka's its about how u do it and y... u guyz only done that to look gud and maby to make the other team laugh
DUDE, tell me why we do the haka... you see how we did it there, now please tell me why. now you tryin' to disrespect me. you must give respect to get respect. and if i'm disrespecting you by paying tribute to my ancestors, then i wholeheartedly disrespect your dumb ash. KAMATE!
so did they WIN?
jenwen56 2 months ago
too bad seaside is gay and they suck
abeltram53 4 months ago
14 likes are Americans only....it's the truth
13hamos 4 months ago
@Bennyboy0272255021, bro is that ur mob number? anyways ur right these guys need to earn the haka and respect it.
now for that you all should run urselfs into a wall for this rubbish
13hamos 4 months ago
The Haka is something you have to fucking earn. you have to understand what is about and where it comes from. i just want all you yanks to go suck a fat one.
Bennyboy0272255021 5 months ago
TheTonetone84@ cant even spell Haka right you dumb fuck leave the haka in New Zealand we are the only people who can do it right. please if you had maoris in the team the should know how disrespectful this is.
Bennyboy0272255021 5 months ago
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Bennyboy0272255021 5 months ago
its for football guyz relax that whole team is filled wit hacka guys and thel beat any other high scoo team that does the hacka so wat im trying to tell u is this is the best high scooo football team that does the hacka
TheTonetone84 5 months ago
@TheTonetone84 Learn to spell Haka you make your self look like a complete dipshit.
Bennyboy0272255021 5 months ago
@TheTonetone84 yea cuz nobdy else in the league does the haka fuck face. and trust me seaside sucks this year. 2-4 oh yea what a great team.
abeltram53 4 months ago
Thats a disgrace ..
ShaqGFR 7 months ago
usually when i see a haka, it gives me the chillz! when i saw this i wanted to go take a shit! hha
uboii 8 months ago
absolute crap!!!!!
learn your liniage before you attempt this. What an imbarrassment to us all
apiaway 9 months ago
GARBAGE. HAKA? MORE LIKE TA'E
TheBigboosie 9 months ago
@TheBigboosie HHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA SIANA? te'epilo haha for real
uboii 8 months ago
@uboii hahahhaha hange ha ui kai PATO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha fuuuulllleeeeee'iiiiiii
TheBigboosie 8 months ago
wasted 39 seconds of my life watching this haha and like 12 more typing this
iGOTBASS8080 11 months ago
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motocossAW 1 year ago
@motocossAW actually i seen a bunch of straight up white boys that have no idea of the language, and we do it better than them...
uboii 8 months ago
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motocossAW 1 year ago
bulshit haka whata insult the our country gfo nz all blacks ftw bitches
TDRcustoms 1 year ago
#55 suck's hahahhaha
92doritos 1 year ago
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I'm sick of hearing these dumb Maori's on here, talking shit about others using the Haka. You should be honored that people actually use the Haka, having people actually mentioning your dead culture, you should be greatful.
Samoans do the fireknife dance, you hear us complain when other cultures use it? We embrace it, because we aren't ellitist pricks like you idiot Maori's on here.
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I'm sick of hearing these dumb Maori's on here, talking shit about others using the Haka. You should be honored that people actually use the Haka, having people actually mentioning your dead culture, you should be greatful.
Samoans do the fireknife dance, you hear us complain when other cultures use it? We embrace it, because we aren't ellitist pricks like you idiot Maori's on here.
illusion80 1 year ago
hahah wat is this shit soposed to be imtimadating give me a fucking break this is stupid
jamo701 1 year ago
what the fuck is that shit
CleveKemp 1 year ago
their not trying to do the haka or insult Maori culture they just like the way Maoris hype themselves up before a game and they want to do the same.
and anyways fuk Maoris lol
infukincredible 1 year ago
disgrace, only one ima give props to is my cuzzo poochie. cuz he the only nigga that know wat he doin. and now no one no wat they doin since he gone! hahaha.
fialelei50 1 year ago
wow that was terrible. way to fast. and not intimidating at all. i hope you got your asses kicked in that game
emstriker 1 year ago
wat the fuk was that piece of shit haka FUCK OFF
tangipai 1 year ago 2
wtf, americans, leave the haka to us New Zealanders, find something of your own, yeah and if you did that here people would fukn larf at you, and then beat u uhp, this is just a discrase really, if your gonnna do it, do some research first and actually learn how a true haka is done
LilMissEj 1 year ago
@LilMissEj Alright then how about your drop everything american invented, owned, and used, oh wait there goes half your stuff idiot...
dude853 1 year ago
@dude853 yo dumbass. its not half of my stuff.
LilMissEj 1 year ago
man all u bitches have to hate on how we do the haka! not all of them r pacific islander. shit u say its fast and all, but they r doing it to intimidate the opponent. yeah we might not be as good as u native pacific islander, but r we native pacific islander? no we r not! so we wont do it as good as u natives! so just shut up u stupid natives!
fob831 1 year ago
@fob831 WHAT THE FUCK? DUDE JUS WATCH THIS LINK AND SEE IT FOR YOURSELF --->watch?v=19PQ67ygDs8&feature=related
madlinemen 1 year ago
so bad
HKLove159753 1 year ago
I can't believe the crowd is actually cheering for these assplungers.
this sounds very similar to monkeys screeching and hollering from the treetops.
NuiRangatira 1 year ago
this is the worst haka Ive ever seen and it is clearly an insult to maori culture. Check out the video responses of how the haka is truly peformed. Stop ripping our haka and stick to just warming up for your game.
joeydudester1 2 years ago 11
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I am american and this is a total joke
they do the haka for intimidation which is not what it is meant for
on top of that they go to fast and speak it wrong
I play both football and rugby and the haka has been of part of Maori and Polynesian culture for centuries that's why the All Blacks do it
it isn't meant for competitive advantage and should not be done by any team that doesn't have Maori ties
hockeyfreak350 2 years ago
This is fucken horrible, they could get their asses kicked for this crap, trust me its happened before, a bunch of pakeha were trying to do a haka in NZ and when a few maori found out they found them and beat the shit out of them
Tawhguy 2 years ago 8
ok hear this
im maori from nz born and bred
i think you pakehas who claim that this belongs in nz need to shut up. you hate the maoris in nz so why talk smack to americans
im filled with pride to see these guys trying to bring our culture into their country
let them be
its the most id expect from foreigners
anyways theyr doing it better than most pakehas here
CaleyAkaKiddJet 2 years ago
nah i disagree this is just fukn terrible..
br1malhpm 2 years ago
alumni and I am shamed....
flex2of4 2 years ago
WTF are you doing???
My eyes are bleeding..
03036505 2 years ago
lol.....im from new zealand and this is the fastest and least scarest attept at the haka i have ever seen, watch the real maori boys do it, you will piss you;re self lol
draco3113 2 years ago 3
Wow, fastest haka I've ever seen. Puhuruhuru has just turned into a grunt of some sort. Bizarre, very bizarre.
KiwiNJ 2 years ago
OMG! They did it on purpose! In front of people!
Shame on you fakers!!!
timeireles 2 years ago
Queer much?
taweraster 2 years ago
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0nekill0Ff 2 years ago
disgrace
jtmm4 2 years ago
Seriously this is just a Seaside HIGH SCHOOL football team. You guys are really gonna hate on MINORS? Really, and the Stupid American thing. Ain't even funny, ugly-stank ass bxtch. Seaside to the max!
jdiamond213 2 years ago
Honestly! Do you think that being a high school is reason enough to do a CRAP HAKA?!
If you want to see a real haka by a HIGH SCHOOL rugby team then search -
HAKA - Hamilton Boys' High School (New Zealand)
TheChopperLine 2 years ago
SEASIDE U KNOW!!!!!!!!!!
Dm0ney831 2 years ago
shit. not done properly. done by the rong people. `NZ reprazent.
luinkush 2 years ago
Make me sick...Stupid Americas.
MrKalonga 2 years ago
Seaside can't do their whack ass haka anymore because of new rules
mat51292 2 years ago
we can do the haka but just not toward the opposing team AND We STILL DO the Haka At EVERY game!
SHS All The Way!!
love2quad94 2 years ago
ummm... okayy was this in fast forward because you guys did it so fast it wasnʻt even worth doing. if you guys did this in Aoteroa man everyone would be pist or laughing at you guys
brah97 2 years ago 2
do these guys even know the meaning of "ka mate" ?
SainteDevotchka 2 years ago
you guys make me burst into hysterics
if you fags did that in nz, youd be put on the 6 clock news
hahaha haka/stomp the yard:D
ImaBlack69 2 years ago
SHIT!! SHIT!! SHIT!! SHIT!! SHIT!! SHIT!! i feel bad for the maori cuz their culture is stolen by teams like these. whats next in line to steal? hmm?
stanlymanly2 2 years ago
HELLLA FAST!! L0LS!
BUH K00L i GUESS;)
lASElERZ 2 years ago
haha
too fast
kinda gay.
But its preference right?
haha
to each his own.
thatonewriter7 2 years ago
this is too fast and the pronounciation is sooo wrong. but good effort
Nofilia1 2 years ago
TOO TOOO TOOOOOOO FAST
kennoki 2 years ago
That was too bad actually!
Letufa04 2 years ago
bro good job nice!!! churrr!!!
tEeNuIsFyNsT 3 years ago
Way too fast.
Bigesquire 3 years ago
so junk dis haka...lol its way to fast...
da bes haka is where it first started in football in the U.S. was at kahuku...
kahale293 3 years ago
lmao.
ifawkyouup 3 years ago
most of the kiwi's (people of NZ) seem to have forgotten what the All Blacks haka looked like prior Buck Shelford and co. Yes, the haka isn't "text book" but it's been taught to them by tongan's and as such will have a twist of it. Saying that, by learning about the Haka and it's mana (spirit) then I think it will improve in firing up the players
coxyyt 3 years ago
your team is a bunch of fat asses who dont deserve to even know the words Maori or Haka. This is traditional not for a bunch of fat bitches who think they are badass cause they can copy a traditional war dance from hundreds of years ago. Your team isnt even Pl.
bradpop14 3 years ago 2
M-A does it better
BlackJesus66 3 years ago
Far out don't get so worked up over them doing the haka. It's really not that big a deal. All these people saying ohh its a disgrace on maori tangata and all these americans are useless. there not that bad and if they wanna use it let them it is after all spreading knowledge of maori around the world.
chakoff00 3 years ago
so basically its better to have bad publicity then no publicity?
dont think so honey! rather do it better or dont do it at all
wairakei 3 years ago
this is a fukn disgrace! all blacks murder these gay ass dudes!
thatdudeuknow 3 years ago
wots tha FUCKS ya'll smokin man??? get off tha KRACK!!! yu american Puppets. LEAVE it to the PRO'S!!!
Get10upya 3 years ago
search up all blacks haka nd study that if u evan wana try copy the maori haka fuk u
pkb
fishandalex 3 years ago
Isn't the intention to do something along the lines of intimidating your opponents.
Watch the ABs do it. Learn from the pros
2ndFiveEight 3 years ago
But - at least they look completely stupid doing it.
Sorry guys...not even close to the real thing.
tamaraklnz 3 years ago
Dis-respectful and disgusting.
Yet another example of American prats ripping off something from a culture they don't understand, from a country they've never been to.
Haka should be left to the New Zealanders.
tamaraklnz 3 years ago
that is nothing but a spit in the face off all those who we remember in every haka and that is our ancestors someone has to stop these clowns, you can't take a haka and just perform it one day you'll get tought the hard way
hanah2484 3 years ago
This is the worst haka I've ever had the misfortune of witnessing. How about the Americans who think its "cool" to do this to amp up the crowds stop spitting on NZ and Maori culture. Poor impersonation.
gnarkillkicksass 3 years ago
da haka is biga than da maori ppl its bn plasterd all ova da place and like dey say immitation is a gud thing wether dey do it proper or not we shud b proud dat other cultures r into my culture its just like when da abs go out and play evry1 is pumpd so its all gud i think dats my opinion haka world wide means maori world wide they mite not no da bak ground of da haka
ants1245 3 years ago
What!? The Haka is not bigger than the Maori people. It fucking originated in New Zealand, the home of the Maori. The war chants other countries do are just called a "haka" because it's what people are generally familiar with.
Drammm 3 years ago
What a shameful mess that was. Do they even realise they fucked it up completely? Not to mention it was about x4 the right speed.
slipperymeat 4 years ago
Lol, someones fat arse sitting on the remote control.
maoribattalion 4 years ago
hahahaha what are joke man fuckin pussies
TSBNT 4 years ago
No respect for protocol, te reo, and your actions look foreign as bro. Respect your anscestors by learning the truth. I bet you're a Pacific Islander anyway you don't look Maori and your overall performance was arse. All the best big fulla!
critiquedbydave 4 years ago
come on puchi!! y yooh speedin it up mann!! mah cuhzzii Henryy and dem gott it down packed! buh ya'll still loved!
LaNiBabbii 4 years ago
w....t.....f.... was that... hahaha. was that s**t like, on the fast forward mode or some s**t... hahaha. thats the new zealand haka brada. sounded like some asian guy singing..lol
SNEVARRM 4 years ago
true much to fast
corbyowns 4 years ago
br0 wiT aLL d0o reSpecT.. i aiNt a ma0ri iM aCtuaLLy a sam0an bUt i peRf0rm kaPahAka..
iT s0unDeD sCruFFy n daH pr0n0unciaTi0n ddNt s0unD g00d.. iF y0uz reaLLy waNNa inTimiDaTe, juS kEEp daH ma0ri fLav0ur iN tHea n d0 iT TRADITIONALLY.. feeL daH w0rds aYe.. i kn0w iT s0undz gaY bUh h0nestLy y0uz aLL nEEd maNa iN daT isH!!!..
alwaes4jc 4 years ago
WHAT A FUCKING INSULT YOU LOSERS
JDNH13 4 years ago
That was horrible. Those guys sucked it up.
rileya794 4 years ago
Wrong words... Lame actions... Disrespectful... No authority to use 'Ka Mate' in the first place.
You are insulting all New Zealanders by perfrorming this.
It is sacred and you guys have no respect for its indigenous origins.
The lack of coordination is just too much boys.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr!!!!!
Stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Give up!!!!!!
critiquedbydave 4 years ago
japanese do it
wathc them
corbyowns 4 years ago
='( man tottaly disrespecting us maoris... cmon brutha thats not kool
FREASHoffDAshelf07 4 years ago
no disrespect intended maori. but this is our haka, we do how we do. leave it be or don't watch. your choice...
jquenga 4 years ago
dude our ancesters will be turning in ther grave, its not about u guyz doing the haka's its about how u do it and y... u guyz only done that to look gud and maby to make the other team laugh
FREASHoffDAshelf07 4 years ago
DUDE, tell me why we do the haka... you see how we did it there, now please tell me why. now you tryin' to disrespect me. you must give respect to get respect. and if i'm disrespecting you by paying tribute to my ancestors, then i wholeheartedly disrespect your dumb ash. KAMATE!
jquenga 4 years ago
ur ancesters my ass, who r ur ancesters and do u know y the haka was preformed? and speaking of respect u could have atleast done the haka proply
FREASHoffDAshelf07 4 years ago
U guys are cool..
iBall5 4 years ago
Gorillas in heat! HAHAHAHA!! that was a good one. I was gonna say change the title to "Crystal Meth HAKA".
I really dont understand why everyone in the U.S wants do speed hakas. It looks so shitty.
saukino 4 years ago
What the hell was that?????
Before you do the haka learn it, so you don't sound like a bunch of gorrilas in heat.
H0riFurrah 4 years ago
Nice one Mofos , Hella yeas
DragonToes13 4 years ago
rugby boys do it better!!
mrnut 4 years ago
awesome
nxOMEGA 4 years ago
Seaside!
foodfreak 5 years ago