The Venture Bros.: Ode to Dr. Orpheus

[illfaptothis]

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffeggit

[illfaptothis]

you wanna save money on caaaw insurance

[BorikeTheBlackDragon]

I wish I had Theme music every time I talked

[Saturshi]

I love it when he speaks dramatically. xD

[Zuretis]

ADULTSWIM!

Y U NO BE IN CANADA?!?!

[MaTchBoOkPoEt]

1:16 can't there be one fucking show where the illuminati dont put their faggot symbols in

[lasoogneypubes]

@MaTchBoOkPoEt Ugh.. They're a trio of occult wizards.. It's only fitting that their symbol is something like that. Get off the illuminati trip.

[MaTchBoOkPoEt]

@lasoogneypubes sure as long as you get off the sheep trip

[lasoogneypubes]

@MaTchBoOkPoEt Haha I believe in that one world government bilderberg group type of thing but I don't think that every time I see a triangle with an eye in it that the illuminati is behind it..

[AzelRavenWood]

Would anyone want to see a fight between Dr.Orpheus and Dr.Weird from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!!!

[katey1dog]

Pumpkin is cute.

[admiralshadaw]

If I reach behind your ear, it will not be a nickle I pull out. BUT YOUR VERY SOUL!!!!!!!

Suddenly I think of Voldemort saying that. Also when you spell Voldemort wrong and spell check ACTUALLY HAS THE CORRECT SPELLING! something is VERY wrong!!!!!!!

[Booine7272]

dude was my fav character

[theend42347]

1:37 ffffffffffaget



[dragonstormx]

So this guy gloriously hams every scene possible, and from what I've read he's also one of the few genially smart characters.

[MrThreeNips]

<3 Dr. Orpheus

[monkeysoulpoet]

I came to an awesome realization about Orpheus. He's Ned Flanders as a necromancer.

[kesinpa]

Bring me my- BLUE WINDBREAKER!

[swiftie6139]

cue dramic music

[Ironbat92]

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I HAD TACO BELL FOR LUNCH!!"

[AdrblAznGrl]

Can anyone tell me how I can watch the video? Only US people can watch them. WTF

[Kevinduddo]

@AdrblAznGrl I'm watching this from Australia so BEAT IT

[Fresijon]

@AdrblAznGrl wait long enough and it will start :P

[WelcomeGhostsIV]

I miss the dramatic music! ^^

[QuelleSurprises]

This man. Why isn't he my best friend.

[BohemianBlasphemy]

@QuelleSurprises

Because he's way too cool for that.

Sorry. Just telling it like it is...

[dee32693]

1:18 + is the best part

[Azrael20k]

ffffffffffffffffffffffffagget

[madaraoluv2]

I want Pizza Rolls! But only if you didn't have taco bell for lunch. Please don't pull out my Dr. Orpheus. I need that

[maraisreq]

@ 1:05 i think the white cat smells something else....

[UmbrellaCorpXD]

Consider this your final warning, for you do not know the risk you are taking For a whisper from my lips could open your mind to a world of arcane tortures!

0_0

...Feggot

[FraterAbdual93]

Alright I'm a magic blackula hunter!

[dismemberednecromorf]

who wants PIZZA ROLLS!

[UberFacundia]

6=I HAD TACO BELL FOR LUNCH!

[Rockerbro3371]

Press 3 for the best line in the history of time

[FPSRyanFPS]

Thumbs up if Princess Luna sent you here.

[nintendude0701]

Luna sent me here.

[zoetherebel]

ffffffffffffegget

[8thgaterocklee]

Dr. Orpheus, I'd like to introduce you to a certain equine embodiment of the night... I think you two would get along fairly well.

[inukirby992]

@8thgaterocklee Twilight's gonna *love* this one.

[MrBrawler16]

@8thgaterocklee Wait what if he learned THE ROYAL CAPSLOCK from her?

[TestMonkey254]

He's probably shaking them...SHAKING THEM LIKE A NANNY POSSESSED!

[gaelicwolf]

When my friend and I watched the episode with the Pizza Rolls line, we had to pause the recording while we laughed. We snorted and giggled at first, but it escalated into hearty laughter. It was just such a plain thing to say *WITH SOOOOO MUCH DRAMATIC FLLAAAAIR!!*! *lightning and thunder*

[Alterego912]

Who else wishes that they could talk that dramatically and get away with it?

Order of the Triad, GO!!!

Get out of my kitchen

[FaustHammacher13]

check please!

[IronBrig4]

He reminds me of Doctor Strange from Marvel comics.

[PillowKween]

@IronBrig4 that's who he's based off of. he's a parody of dr. strange.

[brawlkillers13]

0:57

god dam i just love when hes talking about magical stuff and his dramatic music plays so halrious

[DragonMagi]

I just noticed something.

HE LOOKS JUST LIKE JIM DARKMAGIC!

[admiralcrash1]

faggo.....POOF NIGGA! gone.

[benjak134]

"WHO WANTS PIZZA ROLLAAAAALLLLSSS"

[CheesyGranola]

I bet it's hilarious recording this guy's lines. xD

[MrAbstractfragment]

The two people who disliked this video are obviously.... THE SOULS OF TWO FOUL MOUTHED REDNECKS!

[TheGoldWatch]

@MrAbstractfragment They should take their local "color" somewhere else

[george77772moons]

@MrAbstractfragment And 1 nickel.

[MastaShake99]

get out of my kitchen

[r0b0tj0n3s]

"consider this your final warning, for you do not know the risk which you are taking. for the whisper from my lips could open your mind to a world of ARCANE TORCHURES!!!!"

".....faggot"

[R0ckG1r7]

@r0b0tj0n3s

*boom*

[MarioMan2010]

@r0b0tj0n3s

*Uses Dark Magic on them!*

[117tobi]

Dr. O is the greatest and the funniest cheracter on Venture Brothers.

[Prometheusmfd]

He has the most expressive face in the show

[ACRedsCreations]

I'M GONNA MAKE HIS THEME MY CUSTOM DOOR BELL... LMAO XD

[toolpot462]

YOU LEFT OUT "Good night you princes of venture... you kings of sleepovers!"

I love Cider House.

[MrJflavius]

Do not be hasty to go in there! Dr. O is too polite

[viper3183]

I want his theme music as a ringtone, where the hell can I get it?

[viper3183]

I want his theme music as a ringtone, where the hell can I get it?

[gipper086]

gotta change our diets peeps....that's why everybody has diarreha. it's the food. gotta go native, go old school people. the chemicals and preservatives are killing us all. we have to change our thinking on what we are really eating.

[tjhoenecke]

@gipper086 Just use Chipotle Away and you'll be fine....

[MaleficDan]

i wonder whatthe doc ordered

[Asstraffic91]

WHY CANT I COVERT THIS!?!?!?!?!?

[starificated]

LOOOVEEE him!!!

[ZeroJinKui]

dr orpheus is my favorite character in this show. XD

[ianflowforever]

@ZeroJinKui Agreed XD

[OZMX]

Fagget!

[aderandie2]

is it just me or have they toned him down way to much?

[antioutie]

"fined 100k by the nba at 1:36"

[mikerhoa]

@antioutie oooooooooooh I get it! Kobe!!!!!

[scar504]

click 1:27 to see aforementioned blue wind breaker

[SerasChan]

"Hehe They smell my cat!" I don't know why but that line always cracks me up :D

[WholesomeBurn]

Dr. Orpheus:Consider this your final warning, you do not know the risk your taking. Whispers from my lips could open your mind to a world of arcANE TORCHER!

Trucker:Faggot

*FIRES HIS LAZOR!*

[SilentZombie]

well..taco bell does that to you...especially the volcanoe ones...*shudders* the horror...

[ZeroJinKui]

@SilentZombie ...i never had any problem with taco bell, and i eat ALOT of tacos with lava sauce of them.

seriously, no problems on my end, maybe everyone else's digestive system is just unable to handle taco bell's awesomeness.

[GreatGarloo]

To do my DUTY!

*giggle*

What's so funny? I take my duty very seriously. *sigh* Duty....how clever.

I truly believe Triana will return as Deans nemesis.

[airondee]

Aww...

Wheres Doctor Orpheus' FAMOUS FRITTATAS?!?!?!

[youjustreadmyname1]

the only time i saw someone this dramatic was when gandolf the grey was teaching that class on MAD

[vanhalenfan74729]

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!!!!

[ContortedWhisk]

I'd kill to see a Taco Bell ad before this. lol

[Mellowcorks]

If this guy were any bigger of a ham, Jewish people would not be allowed to watch this show.

[artemis1753]

I love Dr. Orpheus :)

[NightShade1218]

I wish I had a dramatic flourish. That would make life so much more fun.

[cj101094]

That duty bit was hilarious!

[Phriendship]

Who wants PIZZA ROLLS!

[thjarden]

It is impossible to find a clip of him saying "It's powered by a forsaken child!?" anywhere on the internet.

[madman101ish]

*dramatic music plays* WHO'S THE SINGLE PERSON WHO DARES DISLIKE THIS VIDEO!!!

[UndoCreation89]

get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!!!!!

[FrFghtr3005]

Dude, let us play this video on the iPad and quit being a pussy

[madman101ish]

"I HAD TACO BELL FOR LUNCH!!!"

oh gawd... did u open a portel to hell again?

[onemidnightgone]

I can only imagine what Dr. O sounds like when he's having sex. I'll bet his climaxes are very audible.

[Brolytheultimate8]

I just can't decide between Dr. Orpheus and The Monarch for who my favorite is. They are both so odd and funny. And The Monarch's lack of restraint is absolutely hilarious. Not every villain would call Oprheus a dick after he did that xD

[onemidnightgone]

One person didn't want pizza rolls.

[LynwoodAvenue]

This is the one video where im not aggrevated with people quoting the video

[FatMat426]

I want his dramatic music as my ringtone.

[xgp23killedU]

@FatMat426 if u ever find it i would pay money for that ring tone

[SuperWolsey]

This is my duty!

*Trianna giggles* What is funny about my duty? You know I take my duty quite seriously.

[VashWolfwood1]

Do not be hasty entering that room.... I HAD TACO BELLLL FOR LUNCH!!!!!!!

[unicron8]

1:37 FOOLISH FOUL-MOUTHED REDNECKS! It is not wise to antagonize a necromancer!

[DrExploadsAlot]

His theme music is so damn funny and epic.

[Optimalillusion]

The power of Doctor Strange + the love and care of a 50's sitcom dad + the delivery of Master Thespian = Byron Orpheus. One of my most favorite characters on the show.

[longliveoakenfold87]

It will not be a nickel I pull out, BUT YOUR VERY SOUL!

[HBKDave2007]

Do not be too hasty entering that room. I had Tacoooooo Bell for lunch!

That one literally made me lol.

[ketchuptits]

I WANT PIZZAAA ROLLLLSS!!!!

[giantshadow17]

i hate his new look, his face looks different. he used to look always creepy and serious and old like vincent price, but now he looks a bit goofy. his face is too round, not slim enough.

he looked best in season 1 look at the difference at 0:23 and 1:05

[EreinionEluchil]

Like Mentok The Mind-taker.

[rockfever723]

I had TACO BELL for lunch!

[ironhorse118]

mmmm Faget..... AHHHHHHH

[xXlMusashilXx]

if i reach behind your ear....it wont be a nickle i pull out... but your very souuuuul!!!

[kjax666]

Dr. Orpheus is the best character on Venture Brothers.

[jvepps]

1:36 is epic

[bicarbonat]

Dr. Byron Orpheus = a despondent Dr. Stephen Strange, after too many prescription drugs. It's funny that the show portrays him as having a problem not with necromancy itself, but with necromancy done by 'science' - probably because he needs there to be a difference between the 2, or he feels less significant.

[SidBurn4686]

Brock: Where did you get the bobblehead?

Dr. Orpheus: DON'T TOUCH THAT! IT MAY LOOK LIKE AN ORDINARY FIGURINE, BUT IN REALITY, IT HOUSES THE SOULS OF TWO FOUL MOUTHED REDNECKS!!

[tanonginosibalasi]

THE ALCHEMIST

Okay! I bring it up to smell it, right, but somehow the cotton got stuck to my fingers, so when I smell my fingers the cotton's getting stuck to my razor stubble! So then I have this shit cotton all over my face!

[tanonginosibalasi]

THE ALCHEMIST

Okay, this is really gross. Once I was out of toilet paper so I used cotton balls. So, you know, I'm wiping, and I think my finger kinda poked through the cotton, so I, and- and, do not ask me why, I smell my finger to check-

JEFFERSON

Gross!! I see where this is going.

DR. ORPHEUS

Quickly, Al, he's so close!

[tanonginosibalasi]

JEFFERSON Why is he still like that? DR. ORPHEUS We must draw him out! Draw him from hell, with hell! Quickly [points at Jefferson] what is the worst thing that ever happened to you? JEFFERSON Umm! I saw my mom raped by blackulas. I was ten. She called my name. I just stood there. DR. ORPHEUS Uhhhhh, wow. Wait, I can hear him! More ugliness!! BILLY Oh! Once I saw two homeless guys giving each other oral sex. DR. ORPHEUS Yes! He's closer! More like that!

[tanonginosibalasi]

DR. ORPHEUS The Outrider did it, he found a shortcut to the second world. I'm not sure if he's the bravest sorcerer or the stupidest. BILLY [holding up the marble] It's out! I did it. So, am I part of the Triad? THE ALCHEMIST Triad implies three. So... BILLY Alright, then you guys have to pay my rather steep fee. THE ALCHEMIST Welcome to the mystical Order of the Triad! Special brother Billy!

[thefrickenfilmcritic]

I had TACO BEEEEELLLLLLL for lunch

[236andre]

epic personal theme music

[slayerdearly]

I love how Dr O talks its so freaking funny

[dublinfool25]

Do not be too hasty entering that room....I had TACO BELLLLLL for lunch!

[Auntkekebaby]

Love Dr. Dramatic

[Chucktanium]

Why do they make Orpheus weaker every season? He used to float around throwing people into other dimensions. Now he has trouble reading minds

[WOWJBEOWULF]

Doctor Orpheus is unusual, but it does appeal to the atheist, homosexual, lesbian, and abortionist community, Adult Swim prime time group appeal: The group that also loves True Blood, and populates the fantasy world with vampires, fairies, werewolves, magical people, and other strangeness. The arcane knowledge is weird enough, most people have no idea they are officially a "mistake" in everything they do in Latin; many get upset and claims some kind of insanity, more Adult Swim values.

[bicarbonat]

@WOWJBEOWULF ? Is this comment apropos of anything? (And out of curiosity, is English your first language?)

[WOWJBEOWULF]

@bicarbonat You have never watched Venture Brothers, nor grew up from the 1970s on American cartoons, nor watched American television of all of those movies, reruns, and spooky in the post World War Two.

[bicarbonat]

@WOWJBEOWULF What are you talking about? I've watched the Venture Bros from the first episode of the first season, I've grown up watching American television - - considering that I *am* American - - and I've grown up on the syndication releases of the Hanna-Barbera age. I was asking you what exactly you were commenting on, as there was neither explicit censure nor praise of the subject (this video/ Venture Bros). Your syntax led me to question your nationality - to which you haven't answered.

[WOWJBEOWULF]

@bicarbonat I looked at your profile, any inability to understand the Venture Brothers is a problem on your part.

[bicarbonat]

@WOWJBEOWULF Also, considering that I never gave any implicit or explicit comment expressing an "inability to understand the Venture Bros" (which is bitingly sarcastic, smart, demented, and funny, but which is not rocket science), I don't see how I have a "problem."

[WOWJBEOWULF]

@bicarbonat I never asked your permission.

[bicarbonat]

@WOWJBEOWULF I never required "permission" of you. I honestly couldn't make heads or tails of what you were driving at, as re: VB. But instead of an answer, I got aspersions~

[WOWJBEOWULF]

@bicarbonat I answered your character, not your statements; you have a perverted problem, starting with your opening statements of being illiterate to English. Your inability to "get it" is part of the great cosmic design to keep the stupid from advancing.

[bicarbonat]

@WOWJBEOWULF So you find absolutely no error in: "The arcane knowledge is weird enough, most people have no idea *they are officially a "mistake" in everything they do in Latin*; many get upset and *claims* some kind of insanity, more Adult Swim values." [emphasis added]

How can someone BE a mistake in 'everything they do in Latin'? That plus the subject-verb agreement error with 'claims' had me wondering whether you were an international fan of VB who knew English as a 2nd language.

[WOWJBEOWULF]

@bicarbonat Have you ever read Latin? After 400-years of warfare between the Latin speakers of Europe and the English speakers of England, the language changed some meanings. The spin in the translation even makes the Occidental (West) to mean annihilate, destroy, interdict, to fell, to ruin, to pester (you get it, the most western part was England and then the Americas). Our language is also a source of sin, as we are trained to some behaviors by the words themselves.

[WOWJBEOWULF]

Also your open insult of English, you are also immature. You actually believe you were placed upon this world to "get it." Your presumptions of being a perfect being is unfounded and wrong. Part of the Venture Brothers is the weirdness, and you are offended at being wrong. Are you a transvestite, that is a running gag in the Venture Brothers?

[WOWJBEOWULF]

@bicarbonat Most of time I get the language accusation problem is from the homosexuals, lesbians, atheists, and abortionists; and it is because their viewpoint is from the butt of life, like a dog. The flesh is corrupt and only knows how to be evil as a natural act: Our true value is in the spirit, but that means recognizing a world beyond our flesh. Dr. Orpheus is a mystic and he does spiritual things. You are upset at critical comments, are you a transvestite? The flesh is a running gag.

[bicarbonat]

@WOWJBEOWULF So, first, I'm none of those things. I'm aware that everyone on The Venture Bros is screwed up and weird. I was *not* insulting your English - - I only noticed discrepancies in your use of the language that could obscure meaning. I never said that I was perfect; I'm an English major. And yes, English is a bastard son of Latin - is that what you meant, since Orpheus is a rather pathetic, though powerful, character, wielding power without full understanding?

[WOWJBEOWULF]

@bicarbonat You said, "Is this comment apropos of anything? (And out of curiosity, is English your first language?)" and "Your syntax led me to question your nationality - to which you haven't answered." Anyway, you have a problem; and it is you. Your entire problem turned into attacking my language, in a realm that only allows 500-character statements. You are retarded. In science, the least algorithm that allows your computer is so far beyond you, go back to kindergarten.

[bicarbonat]

@WOWJBEOWULF I've already said I wasn't attacking you, but if you perceive it, to you it is real. As for the language, I wrote "out of curiosity" for a reason - because I actually wondered. If someone said you were stupid, yes; but I didn't. I basically wondered if you were anti-VB to some degree; based on your widely-spanning list of topics (Dr. Orpheus, abortionists, the arcane knowledge, homosexuals, and Latin), it was like you were warming up to write a treatise and never finished it.

[WOWJBEOWULF]

@bicarbonat You come up to call me a retard on the opening message, makes you insulting. Do not believe for one moment that anyone cares about you. The only person I could forgive works at the UN building in New York, the rest of you are in America from my answer. Also, you never understood the Venture Brothers, you do realize it is weirdness taken to weirdness; there is nothing there to highlight as righteous. You do know where you are located? Your one-dimensional thinking is annoying.

[bombermanp978]

i loved that first scene

[RubyNbj]

LMFAO at " Heheheh, They smell MY cat! Hehehe" xD

[skywarp100]

I WHIS HE WAS MY DAD

[WinDaRich]

taco bell strikes again!

[zod65]

I take my doody very serioulsy. lmao

[ReviewerKid90]

'You Dick.'

[MoxeyFem11]

Does anybody else die laughing whenever The Monarch says the word "dick"!?

[DangeresqueTCP]

Wait, no "SLEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"? For shame adult swim, for shame.

[ReviewerKid90]

*Slap*

Hey.

*Boots catch fire* You dick.

[phoneke]

My fav character. Hes so dramatic

[WOWJBEOWULF]

Doctor Orpheus with a bachelor diploma in communications; there is much to be said about the character & personality of the audience. Modern education statistics, to graduate High School a 60% to 80% literacy (race centric black=60% and white=80%), a 2-year diploma 95% literacy (all people), and a 4-year diploma you are at 100% literacy with 1% improvement for gaining a PhD, specialist, as you really are educated in the general language. Orpheus is the educated one for the audience, magical.

[willia3r]

@WOWJBEOWULF

How did you calculate the percentages?

[WOWJBEOWULF]

@willia3r Look up the Pew studies.

[sageeagle]

God I love how how they Made this guy a Parody off of Dr. Strange!

[onemidnightgone]

I think that part with the cats was the only pussy he'd got in a very long time. XD

But seriously, someone needs to make a techno remix of all of his lines. It should be entitled "PIZZA ROLLS"

[playmaker2k]

Do not be too hasty entering that room...I HAD TACO BELLLLLL for lunch.

[InKa4484]

Definately my favorite character, Dean is a close second. I need new episodes of venture brothers and metalocalypse, and whatever happened to Lucy, The Daughter of the Devil. That show was pretty damn funny. Squidbillies and Boondocks are the only things you have my attention on now.

[MahajiHaji]

"They smell my cat :3 . . . ."

One of the cats was sniffing his balls. Lol.

[irarawkstarr]

This guy is hilarious... this show is really underrated, most shows have just a few really good characters, but in this show, they're all is awesome.