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  • Omg this is so funny I love it!!!!!! I think 10 is still a little too long how about we drop it to 5 mins or possibly 5 seconds!!! Haha! GO TEAM EDWARD!!!!

  • Rule 7? Not possible! ;D

  • And in new moon when Edward shows off his perfectly sculpted abs. Please restrain yourselves for going all googley-eyed

  • omg even tho twilight is alright been and gone and is now in my dvd player i think u should do one on eclipse and maybe and old 1 for new moon if you havent all ready :))

  • The Twilight Saga was the best movie I EVER SEEN ! Watch @ twilight-now {dot} com

  • If you are big fan of Twilight you should take a look at Twilight Eclipse at TwilightEclipseWatch[dot]tk  I can`t stop thinking about this movie

  • ur so rite dis rules r so da 1 i will follow but only 1 boo at jacob how about 2000 or even more and rite NO ONE SAY BOO at my future huband edward/robert pattinson

  • You're a disgrace to women everywhere. To subject yourself to being controlled in this way by a FICTIONAL character is terrible. I actually feel bad for you. And please don't try with the accent it's offensive to the British.

  • Please refrain from yelling expletives at that lucky -beep-

    LMAO. That made me laugh so hard.

    Rule 7 isn't possible. Jasper ftw.

  • Quit with the attempted accent. You're a disgrace to females.

  • please don't try 2 sound english ur not very good at it but good vid x

  • please remain from yelling expletives at that lucky &%*^$^%$&!!

    hahah i loved that part

  • How in the seven hells did a Twilight book become a movie?! It wasn't written by anybody special. However I do respect your opinions on this Twilight fan cult.....just don't shove it down people's throats. Thank you for not making Twilight a religion...oh wait......(look at her other videos)

  • you are the first twilighthater(right?) who is reasonable....kindof

  • I dun really hate it to be honest..I hate the fact that peopl like this chick who made the video likes to tell everybody what to do and how alot of the people who do twilght things often cram it down people who dun like it. Anyway its not really important. My point...I dun hate twilight...i hate the people who make a cult or religion about it.

  • ONLY ONE GIRLISH SCREAM PER TEN MINUTES! thats whack

  • Yes it is, I needed way more than that.

  • dude. i miss you. :(

  • i <3 1, 5, and 9!  What about bow chica wow wow! (rule #4)

  • i love rules, 1,2, team edward fans are only allowed one verbal boo at jacob while team jacob fans arent allowed to boo at edward at all just kidding not really lol,rule 5,6.5,8,9 go home and sleep unless ur a vampire,new vids everydayish  i liked all of it but those parts where really funny

  • I love "mysterytwilightvoice"!! She's the best. I can nnot wait until "New Moon"!!! Just thinking about it gets me so excited I want to vomit!!! Just kidding. But it does get me excited. I'm not "Team Jacob" but I sure am excited to see Taylor Lautner shirtless!! Ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • im team jacob but i will probably scream when taylor lautner comes out shirtless! lol! <3

  • lmao. I heard there's a lot of him shirtless too. Taylor is sooo hott. :)

  • I love it. One girlish scream every ten minutes! And just laugh when its funny people! Id shout encore. i hate it when ends!

  • LMAO!!!! love the british accent XD

    no booing at Edward FOR SURE! xD

    TEAM EDWARD! (i still love u, Jake ;D)

    hahahaha. this is halarious. too bad i didnt see it at the theaters cuz i still hadnt read the book :-/

  • All girls have their own little Edward(or Jacob, Carlisle, Emmett, Jasper, Mike, Sam, Seth, etc...) and vice versa with the female character to the guys.

    I mean, come on. We ALL know that they only person that's real was Stephenie. Well, at least I HOPE we all do.... lol heh

  • smart boys read twilight and take notes.

    ^,.,^

  • Lol thats so true. They could learn a thing or two!

  • lol

  • this is your best video mysterytwilightvoice

  • LOVE all the rules!! oh and so with you on the screaming for edward!!

  • Are you sure?

    Ask around you will get people who say the same thing.

  • well, i disagree. Team Jacob fans get to boo at Edward whenever he appears on screen : )

  • ok, my girlfriend made me read the twilight books. It was a cool story, with cool characters. but WOW, the level some people take it to is ridiculous.

    It's just a fun little story, nothing to get worked up over.

    in real life the "love" portrayed in that story by the main characters is closer to psychotic obsession than anything else.

    it's really nothing special.

    good story, but apparently a psychotic fanbase. . .. well.. . some of them anyways

  • i know, i am a fan of the books too ans i have seen some crazy things online such as so called 'spunk ransom' fans literally ATTACKING him.

    they really need to give him some space

  • lol good for you for reading twilight :) but i think these books are too good not to be obsessed over!!! :)

  • and that, is why you fail : p

    seriously though, its all well and good or what not. But when it gets to the point where people are violent towards other fans or non fans. that is taking it to a level it just doesn't need to be taken to.

    it's just a book, it's just a story. it's not gospel, it's not REALLY important in the great scheme of life.

    its a nice little escape on a rainy day when everyone you know is busy. plain and simple

  • Fuck Edward, Jasper ftw.

  • i like rule #2!!!

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  • lol: subscribe or ill bite you :)

    oh i did :)

  • "jolly"? - the movie sorta sucked

    haha jasper was hot...

    Jacob was hawter than Edward

  • My god. You people treat a book like it's a fucking religion or something!

    And if you say otherwise, please tell me why there have been thousands of cases of Non-Twilight fans being beaten up, hospitalized, blinded, nearly drowned, burned, and over all hurt and injured by rabid Twitards.

    Explain that. Just TRY to explain that.

  • well... it has gone far... but its fun!

  • Because that's all the immature 12 year old fans. I admit, they DO go waaaay to far.

  • yeah they do! I mean i love Twilight and all but damn, beating up and hospitalizing someone just because they dont like Twilight is ridiculous.

  • they are being hurt because well they dont like twilight! i mean so obvious. you dont like it, well then you are terribly insulting the people who do enjoy twilight so much that they make it a religion as i have myself. and please learn the names: its Twi-hards. Have some respect.

  • I wasn't calling out ALL Twilight fans. Just the batshit insane Twitards(I'll call it whatever I feel like calling it). I don't feel there's no need to obsess over a Book/Movie. You like it? Fine. Other people like it? Fine. But telling people their opinion is wrong and(In some cases)injuring them because of it? Not okay. I'm not trying to change anbody's opinion here, I'm just saying that a book isn't important enough to treat like a religion.

  • I also feel I should add that I(Somewhat)liked the book before the batshit insane fan rush. It wasn't good, but it wasn't god-awful. I just don't understand why people feel the need to obsess over it.

    And...

    "they are being hurt because well they dont like twilight!'

    That's not a good reason.

  • OMG! LOL rule #4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol, wats with the accent?!! idc its really funny!!! wen i saw it on friday (the day after the midnight screening, i kno, im not a dedicated fan cuz they would hav seen it on midnight) everyone was screaming wen edward first came on!!! it was funny!!!

    love, mrs. jacob black

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  • omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

    you are soooooo awesome make more videoes soooon pleeeaaase. I saw twilight and am so happy.(i read the books first as you should) I have been obsessed with TWILIGHT NEW MOON ECLIPSE and BREAKINGDAWN since... For ever!!!!!!! I e-mailed you... Check it and reply!!!!! You're awesome... Anyway...

    TTYL from mrs.edward cullen

    P.S. I lost the game!!!!!!

  • hahahah we screemed sooooooo much we almost got kicked out!!!!! hahahaha

  • What's with the accent?

  • luv it baby! hilarious as always, sweetie!

  • Rule #1 (the only rule) Always scream random RHPS quotes at the screen every 5 seconds to piss off fans.

  • How about when the movie comes on we're only allowed one boo per second, until Edward comes on, then we're allowed to boo one time per millisecond?

  • I think its okay for you to faint. They are supposed to be inhumanly beautiful. You faint away. Love this video. Team Jacob fans are not ALOWED to boo! You like him, gopd for you, just keep it extremely quiet.

  • can boys faint when they c rosile or alice cuz im a boy

  • British accent??

  • thats awesome!

    i saw the movie before i read the book but i still loved them both!!

    ~Atti~

  • number 8... I mean number 9 :P

  • lol!! srry but i kinda broke a couple of rules since i saw dis video after seeing the movie!! i kinda screamed 4 edward like every 5 secoonds and since i am team jacob (but i do adore edwward), i didnt boo at him i loved him!! anyway, your accent is sooo adorable and sooo cute!! anyway, love da videos and rokk onn <3

  • Team Tyler's Van.

    ftw.

  • :)(:

  • 10 minutes.... one boo at jacob hehe

    team edward

  • the movie starts with a deer ummmm idk i dont know what you think hott is but a dear is not hot

  • whn jacob was hit by the door of bellas trucki was all like SCORE ONE TEAM EDWARD!!!!

  • RULE # 2,5, &7!!!! <333

  • nvm...i love them all!!!!!!!!!

  • i booed millions when jacob came on lol

    me n my mates screamed dog n mut n everything

    hahahahaha

  • i luv ur english accent

    LOL

  • Just laugh when its funny, people! Love it!

    Dont like Jacob, dont like Team Jacob people. Theyr just weird.

  • Lulz.

    Robert Pattinson doesn't even like Twilight. Neither does Kristen Stewart.

  • could you do new moon ediquette please as i need some instruction as i broke all of the rules of twilight ediquette

  • he he love it!!

  • i wanna see the movie my best friends and my best bud, (bud and i share account). but anywho...... jasper is edward sisor hands. after u see him like THAT, (i did) you will never see him the same AGAIN! :3

  • i pause the movie at the kissing part and put my picture over kstew!!! lol

  • oh ehm gee!

    i already broke soo many rules...

    rules broken:

    #1 (i sqealed every 5-10 mins!)

    #2 (i booed Jacob waaaay too many times!)

    #4 (i called Bella some things...lol)

    #6.5 (me & my friend always talk abou thow different the movie is from how its supposed to be. XD)

    lol.

    rawr.

    ~xxDarcyDiamondxx~

  • omg, too late...

    Rules Broken:

    Number 5

    Number 6

    Number 8

    Number 9 (I really did!)

    Number 10...

    Guilty as charged... :(

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  • haha. i went with my friends and we broke so many rules.

    In the funny parts, we laughed so hard people were staring at us. =D

  • hehe whats with the english accent

    its quitee good :P

    do you think we sound really posh

    im soo glad rob is english hehe :P

    like the vid thoo ;DD

  • I agree.

    I had to Booo at Jacob a few times.

    Team Jacob SUCKS! Oh and 1 rule you should add.... Do no watch this movie with Hating parents. xD I did with my dad and all he did was make fun of it. During the scene when Bella thought Edward was in her room and he disappeared my dad was like... He went to the father's room... It's so obvious he's gay. =/

  • Hey! You're offending a team Jacob fan! :p

  • It's true team jacob sucks.

    He is a furry animal who imprints on babies and kisses girls who already have a byofriend.

  • Note the username: barfhead1239876. You might want to change it before you get in verbal arguments. ;)

  • My name doesn't violate any terms or agreements?

    So , why do I need to change it?

  • Hmmm let's make rule number one to: No screaming at all.

    That way no fan grils will end up in the hospital.

  • AHAHHAH!!! i LOVE ur vids!!! ur sooooo funny!....i broke like...all of those rules tho... xD

  • Rule 1. and 2. and 8. can happen so easily and well I broke all of them.......sorry.

  • you are soo funny,

    adoree it:)

  • that lucky *blow horn* lol

  • what is the name of the text you used for this vid???? its the same one as the book covers!!!!

  • Zephyr :)

  • hahahah i went to twilight just to piss people off

    !!!!!! 1. pointed a laserpointer on the screen almost the whole the movie 2. when when robert paterson came on i screamed "he's so hot" (im a guy) 3. when bella and ed started making out i yeld GET SOME 4. walked across the theatre hissing like a vampire at ranirsdom ppl 5. did summersaults up and down the stairs and 6. dressed as a vampire to the midnight premeire hahah gotta love twilight!!!!

  • lol Team Edward Fans are allowed to boo at jacob once and team jacobs arn't allowed to boo at all. Just jking. Not really

    classic

  • Oops I booed like all the times I saw Edward. Should have watched the video. XD

  • love the vid and especially #7

  • gr8 impression of our english accent a bit hugh grant ish

  • when I went to the movies to see it when he walked on half of the theater sueeked

    in cluding me and my friends and when he kissed her i was soo jelious!

  • SO DID I!!! hhahaha, and everytime i watch it i get even MORE jealous cuz i think hes kissing her AGAIN and AGAIN! ahah

  • rule number 5 yeah.. i bit my friend because i was kinda over excited .... but he forgave me after!! :)

  • omg every thing u say thats funny to me (thats everything) i laugh and scream to my mom!

  • I'm Team Jacob and when Rob came on, I was like "Boooo!!!!"

  • Isnt that cinema in the picture small and ugly haha :P

  • When we went to the movie, when Bella said something about Phoenix, people would be like, "YEAH! PHOENIX!" At the randomest moments. Like, so trandom it was AWKWARD.

  • Haha! Funny accent, but i think your normal accent is cute really :). Erm i took lots of water, and i ended up needing too pee during the baseball scene **criinge**....

    Obviously i didn't leave, i lasted too the end and then ran like MAD! haha. Awsome movie, great rules.

  • lol the Flashlight Book thing was absolutley HILAIRIOUSE! :]

    hahaha!!!

  • I followed the rules... Mostly. Kinda. OK, like, mayB I scream every... I don't mili-second... But it wasn't screaming! It was..-Squeeling. Like'EEEepp!!'yeah, pretty much but I saw it at midnight and it was like a football game, we did the wave! :D! Such great memorys! like, we had Team Jacob Scream! And Team Edward Scream!(P.S. Edward won. Hip Hip Huray!)

  • awsome love the british accent:P

    I followed all the rules(if you ŕe wondering)

  • Ha!! I'm Team Jacob and when Rob came on, I was like "Boooo!!!!" XD (But I said it quietly cuz about three people had already been kicked out for screaming XD). TEAM JACOB!!!

    Urmm, number 7 didn't work out so great.....I knew Jasper was gonna be appearing...so I stuffed about 50 peices of popcorn into my mouth to stop myself from screaming(didn't wanna get kicked out now, did I?) XD

  • that stinks that you had to be kicked out for screaming! i went with two of my friends and we screamed so much our voices were hoarse when we came home!

  • team edward

  • Hilarious!!!

  • Ahh you sound like Glinda the good witch  =DD Yeah rule seven didn't really work out for me... I love Jackson Rathbone!

  • me too

  • i love rule number 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sooooo hard not to with jackson playing jasper!

  • first of all no making fun of me i am a boy and i love the twilight books i just picked one up and read them all in like 12 days

    *Team Bella*

  • lol.

  • my fav is rule 7...but thats hard.

    lmao

  • lolo thats halarious!

  • Edward is alright :S

    But Jacob Is a Hole Other Story!

    hes sexy!!! and hot! with the best smile ever :D

    even better than edwards

    ( o yes i sooo went there! )

    and he has an 8 pack

    does edwrd have an 8 pack?

    i think not!

    Team Jacob

  • Edward is AWESOMEE!!!!! EDWARD SMILE IS PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EDWARD IS HOTTER THAN JACOB!!!! TEAM EDWARD!!!!

    BTW in my mind, jacob ends up with leah clearwater. HA!

    Team EDWARD!!!!! <3

  • OMG those all happend to me atleast 1time HAHA! you see alot of stuff when u see twilight 23 times...

  • haha when i went to see it with my friends there were 3 girls at the theater reading twilight aloud to each other ... so annoying lol

  • "Just Kidding...not really..." HAHAHA LOVE IT :)

    "Because it will... get over it!"

    U ARE THE MOST AMAZING VIDEO BLOGGER EVER

  • Too late for me, but omg! that was absolutely brilliant x'D

  • woops i really shud have looked at that b4 i went 2 da movie lol :)

    ~TEAM EDWARD~

    *TEAM JACOB*

  • good rules if only i had looked at them before i saw the movie opps. LOL! i love all of your videos they are great! i can't wait for the dvd to come out on March 21,2009 omg

  • rule # 11

    when edward shows shows how he sparkles in the sunlight, and says "the sunlight shows us for who we really are",

    do not loudly whisper so that only the person sitting right in front of you will hear you say, "like a *fairy*!!",

    cuseing said person in front of you to fall out her chair laughing hysterically with her super team edward cousin to get mad at her for *laughing at edward's smexy sparkles*.

    yes, this happened to me.

    it was hilarious.

    ~TEAM SETH~

    haha

  • omg I love you. hahaha

  • Too late....I can't follow any of the rules now soo...yeah......OH WELL...i kinda got up at the end and shouted i love edward cullen and hey it was worth it...i got some appluds and agreements...btw im a vampire...and im not a vegitaian so watch out muhahaha:P

  • if only i'd seen this before i watched the movie ...

  • I SCREAMED WHEN EVERY CULLEN CAME ON!

  • dude your are so funny! i love all your comments. i feel like you understand me.lol jk

  • whats up with the accent! HAHA! its kind of funny!!!

  • omg when i went somebody brought a ball and everyone was passing it around and stuff ppl screamed when edward came on

  • cool!when edward came on screen everyone shouted and whistled n stuff it was so funny!nice vid

  • booo jacob haterr.

    i still love edward<3

  • ur are SOOO FUNNY!! when edward comes on u r only alound 1 gurlish scream every 15 minetes..thats a little unreasonable make it every 10 minetes..haha.

  • yes, bookaholic95, you ARE supposed to faint when emmett comes on. because hes so hot. then again, try not to faint, cause u wouldnt wanna miss him! =)

  • hahaha

    yah, I almost did faint when Jasper came on

    haha

    I squeeled every time though, and got popcorn thrown at me

  • Ok, how bout no screaming? People might kill you if they're concentrating on it.

    I hate when people freak out about the movie. I mean, I LOVE IT too but no squeals, freak outs, etc. hahaha people where i live might kill you if you do xD

  • OMG you are Lame, but this video was funny, and i didnt, nor will ever follow your rules!!!

  • haha ur funny 123roxybaby123!

  • that was the MOST hilarious of your videos, i abs love it :)

  • Am I suspost to faint when Emmett comes on?

  • i liked it alot the only thing i would change is that he or she talks a little fast but besides that LOL

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA!!!!!

    I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!

    ome that is so true!!

    ur awsome

  • HA me and my mates went in the VIP box in cieworld so no1 could hear us shouting abuse at bella when edward kissed her, or us just plain screaming at edward (in awe )

    lol

    EDWARD!

    *SCREAM*

  • i didnt break any of those =]]

    but i didnt scream at all

    okay there was a little squeal when edward saved bella but come on i couldnt resist

    squealed like 3 times when i was reading!! lol

  • haha ya its hard to resist...i mean, just that face! swoon

    i was kind of upset that they skipped 4 kissing scenes, though...but wutev

  • there wasnt 4 kissing scenes, was there??

  • that they've skipped? yep

    #1-going to the cullen's house

    #2-going to the baseball clearing (which was my fav one...i was so pissed)

    #3-when she said good bye to charlie (well, right b4, on the doorstep)

    #4-in the hospital

    those are the kisses skipped. dont get me started with skipped chps and scenes...

  • OH-EM-GEEEEE

    the baseball clearing one was my absolute fave!!!!!!!! wait did they even film it?!?! if so i will be lookin for that on the dvd LOL

  • Ah i wish i could have screamed when i went to the midnight premiere i almost fell asleep then i had to hype up on suger.

  • the book/Movie is not onley for girls in my english class all the guys are as obssed as girls one guy is freeky and obssed with Bella and thinks Edward is the luckyist @#@#$ in the world inseted of the other way around...and im not sure i can promis you that i wont faint when Jasper commes in,hes just way to dreamy <3

  • TEAM JACOB!

  • jeez the person who marked your comment bad is so dumb Dx im a team edward fan but i admire your opinion. omg people have opinions too!!! im marking this up =)

  • omg when edward first came on screen the screaming was sooooo loud

    i was there with like 12 other girls and at the beginning we all sreamed team edward really loud

  • he he i broke rule number seven like 40 times before i went to see the movie xD

  • i love the accent. o and i think jacob is not as bad as you say.if it wasnt for him bella would have still been depressed

  • You soud like an british person

  • broke like 7 out of 10.

    lol

  • then why watch this?

  • i didn't know your voice was fuckin annoying thats why. I love Twilight, you just made me un love it.

  • i almost broke all the rules especially rule #7 JASPER!!!lol

  • i def broke the Jasper rule

  • i ment to add this..i find it funny the people who broke rule #5

  • ill probably break rule #7...he hehe

  • i think i'll probably break rule #7 go jasper!!!!!!!!!

  • hey rule #2 isnt fair

  • I think I broke probably half of those rules with my friends. We were in the very front row and when Edward kissed Bella :( my friend spit out her drink, my other friend chucked her popcorn at the screen, and I shouted out NOOOO! LOL, sorry... I have bad Twilight ediquite. Hey, MTV, where did you get the Twilight font? (it's called zephyr) I've been looking all over for a free version of it!

  • OMG!! I totally love it! i think it was great! Lol i think i fainted when jasper appeared (although what i didn't like was that he looked as if he needed to go to the bathroom) thanks il it!!

  • i defffff broke rule 5

    my bad.....

  • haha I like rule #2