So typical of adverts trying to scare people into giving up things like crisps, when all people should be doing is making sure they eat in moderation. Admittedly only anti-smoking adverts would go as far as to say that you could lose your wife unless you give up, but still the idea is there. "I think I'll pass, actually" still makes me laugh every time. The idea that it was actually written into the advert's script "The second man decides not to eat Cressps. The 'Cressps' logo appears". Genius.
hahaha!! this never gets old! i love that it states he has been eating cressps all morning before he finally comes to his conclusion at the end of the video XD
This reminds me of when my Nan used to practicly force feed me chocolate coated raisins because she was convinced they were healthy, despite the thick layer of chocolate.
Well you know, once you raisin , you just can't splaisin!
Beautifully written, beautifully performed, and wrapped up with a terrific ending.
M&W at their best.
asp5 1 week ago
@asp5 Oh, splessp it, you...
keyboardescapism 5 days ago
god they taste horrible!
therealbobcat 1 week ago
"Oh God, they're HORRID!" lmao
RevStaplehurst 2 weeks ago 3
"Then I'll have to have ANOTHER affair" oh god haha.
deathmaskdivin3 3 weeks ago 2
Why don't you see the line "I think I'll pass, actually." in more commercials? Not very realistic!
gunterdak 3 weeks ago 7
That aspect ratio makes him look even healthier.
eightySeventh 3 weeks ago 3
laughter track, makes me sick
dan11009 3 weeks ago
@dan11009 It's screened to an audience, it isn't a laughter track, this isn't the Flintstones.
manicbabyshambles123 1 week ago
I'll help her have that affair..
Trail717 3 weeks ago 5
It was all hilarious but "SPLESSP" gave me a projectile laughing fit.
abnegatingconformity 4 weeks ago 8
They can't be so horrid people wouldn't buy that crap. I mean, people buy marmite. That says it all.
IcEye89 1 month ago
once you cressp, you just can't SPLESSP.
AutoJew 1 month ago 4
lol David sounds genuinely angry and distressed when he says 'That doesn't make any sense.'
TolpuddleMartyr 1 month ago
ahhah...i have those spice racks.
MiniSawford 1 month ago
"You'll only get fat then I'll have to have another affair."
theotendleeey 1 month ago 2
0:50 Sums up every 'healthy' crisp brand out there.
PassTheMarmalade1957 1 month ago
Oh god, they're horrid!
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RoryTelferEtc 1 month ago
I spat all over my keyboard and monitor when he said, "Once you cressp, you just can't splessp."
zeesta13 1 month ago 6
"I think I'll pass, actually"
Favorite.
DandyInHell 1 month ago 9
I love the hand gesture at around 37 secs to indicate how all the goodness is retained. Now where's that tub of lard I've been saving as a treat!
Shannmeister 1 month ago
LOL at David when it goes "Once you cressp, you just can't splessp!" and he's like "That doesn't make any sense"
XatEpicJona 2 months ago 5
Well I think crisps are horrid.
handsomebrick 2 months ago
0% fat?
IoEstasCedonta 2 months ago
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TBlenx1995 2 months ago
I guess that was him 'splessp'ing at the end cause they were horrid?
cryosabrexXx 2 months ago
love the pointless use of "natural" on the packet
minihats 2 months ago
they filmed that advert 50 times and that was the best take....
flynntheman90 3 months ago
I love how this advert quickly deteriorates LOL
Jinmane 3 months ago 8
hahaha I love it when comedy throws a curveball and makes a completely bizarre joke like "I think I'll pass actually" hahaha
cugelth3clever 3 months ago 7
@cugelth3clever Haha, yeah that was my favourite bit as well.. nice and subtle. Just wouldn't happen. :)
sphoney 3 months ago
Umm... I don't get it. What does 'splessp' mean? Does it mean anything?
constenebricus 4 months ago
@constenebricus It's a wordplay on the UK ads for Pringles/Stackers, which end with "Once you pop, you just can't stop."
hyphz 4 months ago
@hyphz Okay. Thanks.
constenebricus 4 months ago
I've seen several time already, but I still go into fits of laughter as soon as he says the word 'splesp'.
Conway79 4 months ago
Ffff
mjbrowne18 4 months ago
splessp <3<3<3<3
mandelstuvning 5 months ago
David Mitchell looks worryingly like Ed Milliband here...
Epistemofo 5 months ago
"I think I'll pass, actually."
COYH10 5 months ago 10
plessp
LegRoom3 5 months ago
I love the hand motion he makes with "retained"
DrAmazing 5 months ago 86
That doesn't make any sense
Oh God, they're horrid!! - hahhahahahhaaahahahha
2Koranteng 5 months ago
4 people can't splessp
Bootstrap193 5 months ago 4
Sarah Hadland looks a lot like Ashley Jensen in this sketch.
dannycalypse 7 months ago 2
I sometimes like to work the word Cressp or Splessp into a conversation to see if anyone questions it.
TarWoman 7 months ago 24
@TarWoman I would take offence if they didn't.
CowLunch 1 week ago
4 people can't splessp
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TransAm282 9 months ago
*insert funniest comment from the clip* -_-
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Gellis2009 8 months ago
splesp
chailizard 10 months ago
ROFL SPLESLP
Tigarius4 10 months ago
I enjoy a good splesp so no cressps for me thanks ;)
Olaffbog 10 months ago 6
SPLESSP
DCWario886 11 months ago
i love the hand gesture he makes when saying "all the goodness is retained" :D
hunkyzombie 11 months ago 8
@hunkyzombie my fav bit
mrbreckles 10 months ago
Is the way Webb spits the cressps out splessping?
littleNorwegians 1 year ago 2
@littleNorwegians well no because he clearly can splesp.
chailizard 10 months ago
Note!!! Mitchell and Webb and (the fantastic Barunka) O'Shaunessey .... !
kgs42 1 year ago
@kgs42 That was Sarah Hadland
bfdhvcnvvbjdn 11 months ago
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Alfalotter 1 year ago
and ill have to have another affair...
otraxx1 1 year ago
roflyssting
coolbean08 1 year ago
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coolbean08 1 year ago
0:13 Elijah Wood
westr5000 1 year ago 3
shame there really isn't such a product on the market. i'm always splessping.
i'm doing it right now actually.....
SimonB198207 1 year ago 6
*retained*
viridismonasteriense 1 year ago 8
I think I'll pass actually...
Experiment47 1 year ago 7
best take they had :P
BlueTwinTaco 1 year ago
...and then i'll have to have another affair LMAO
MrLW25 1 year ago
So typical of adverts trying to scare people into giving up things like crisps, when all people should be doing is making sure they eat in moderation. Admittedly only anti-smoking adverts would go as far as to say that you could lose your wife unless you give up, but still the idea is there. "I think I'll pass, actually" still makes me laugh every time. The idea that it was actually written into the advert's script "The second man decides not to eat Cressps. The 'Cressps' logo appears". Genius.
LoafOfPint 1 year ago 3
hahaha!! this never gets old! i love that it states he has been eating cressps all morning before he finally comes to his conclusion at the end of the video XD
derangedband 1 year ago
"Once you cressp, you just can't splessp!"
"That didn't make any sense!"
PC336 1 year ago 3
This reminds me of when my Nan used to practicly force feed me chocolate coated raisins because she was convinced they were healthy, despite the thick layer of chocolate.
Well you know, once you raisin , you just can't splaisin!
Superfreak937 1 year ago 154
You've been eating crisps all morning. Aren't you AFRAID you'll get FAT????
a little menacing?
rhubart 1 year ago
I love how this 'advert' slowly declines throughout xD
WheresMyDinner64 1 year ago 5
Once you Cressp, you just can't Splessp.
ResurrectedAlex 1 year ago 8
I think I'll pass, actually.
Baronofevil 1 year ago 10
Saw this last night on TV for the first time, when they said the 'Once you Cressp, you just can't Splessp' line I was crying with laughter.
gu1d4n 1 year ago
So all the health is retained
(moves arm in 'retaining' motion)
which means i can eat as many cressps as i like and just get healthier!
amazing
stoncall 1 year ago 5
You'll only get fat. And then I'll have to have ANOTHER affair... :/
X6herbius 1 year ago
Why not? Are you bulimic? XD
cassandrine 1 year ago
"I think I'll pass, actually." For some reason, I found that the funniest.
LoafOfPint 1 year ago 6
Wow, this advert sells cressps really well :P
VladVonCarstein666 1 year ago
"Once you have cressps, you just can't splessps."
Miguelohara563 1 year ago
very funny
Aurongroove 2 years ago
LMFAO!! That line is one of the most epic lines every "Once you cressp, you just can't splessp!"
sporkafife 2 years ago 285
@sporkafife That doesnt make any sense lmfao
superdubman999 1 year ago
@superdubman999 I meant to say 'That is one of the most epic lines ever' XD
sporkafife 1 year ago
@sporkafife No it did i was just quoting mitchell lol
superdubman999 1 year ago
@sporkafife why does your type have to ruin the skit for me?
MAKootage 6 months ago 2
I Think I'll Pass Actually Lmfao
conorja 2 years ago 5
once you go cressp you just cant splessp
shimberly 2 years ago 2
oh god they're HORRID!
(spits all over floor)
LOL
flozzoo 2 years ago 145
@flozzoo yes we have all heared and seen that just about 5 seconds ago.
nwLohmann 10 months ago 4
@nwLohmann aha, i know, i'm a complete loser XD
flozzoo 10 months ago
@flozzoo What everyone should say everytime they eat something terrible tasting.
kvn8907 8 months ago
@flozzoo Cause 'deep-fried grass' sounds absolutely tantalizing to begin with... XD
lovemeordie83 7 months ago
LMFAO
RawrItsOllie 2 years ago
briliant upload
1337Horde 2 years ago
lol
BattlestarPegasus 2 years ago