SKYRIM - Shouting at a table and getting killed

[gamefreak1000000]

You're an argonian. Of course you died.

[CAMSCOT501]

A lesson to us all.

Do not fuck with a Jarl's dinner, unless you want to be the one who gets served.

[Danger0usDrag0n]

one does not simply shout at tables.

[798MARCUS897]

VUS RO DAH!

[dss103]

Hey, at least your light armor increased to 30...

[jabba6288]

i did fus on a chicken one time and the whole town attacked me

[kessishkin]

Thats what you get for being an argonian!

[blackmamba345]

After defeating the imperials with the stormcloaks

Ulfric: Talos guide you :)

*shouts at table*

Ulfric: Talos smite you D:<

[jisoto]

guards dont attack you if you hit them only once, even with fus ro dah

[TeamVirusAirsoft]

@jisoto Not true, I was fighting a dragon in solitude, and s guard walked right infront of me while I was using a spell, then half the guards tried to kill the dragon, and the other half tried to kill me.

[jisoto]

@TeamVirusAirsoft dragons dont spawn in solitude

[TeamVirusAirsoft]

@jisoto I was in solitude, and a dragon attacked. Why wouldn't a dragon spawn there?

[TannerWeinberg]

@TeamVirusAirsoft Dragons don't actually spawn IN towns...they spawn outside, then fly around until they find you. I was in Solitude when an Elder Dragon swooped down after flying over Solitude then attacked me. If you use anything that causes harm to a guard, they attack you.

[delta38vader]

@TannerWeinberg I got attacked by a dragon in riften. and recently in the western guard tower a 2nd time outside whiterun.(i'm lvl 13.)

[TannerWeinberg]

@delta38vader Ok..? Cool.

[delta38vader]

@TannerWeinberg I just happened to say that because you were in a conversation about where dragons would spawn/attack......OK...?.....C­ool.

[TannerWeinberg]

@delta38vader Oh, I was just giving a reference because a couple of people were arguing about dragons spawning in towns and guards attacking "for no reason".

[nikofinman]

i was on the other end of the table and shouted the full "fus ro dah" and i didnt know how powerful it was so the shout went all the way from the other side of the hall to the otherside and i saw the poor little ulfric flying the hell out of his awsum throne :(

[49erFan1993]

The Cook: By the NINE DEVINES!!! LIZARD Soup.

[gamefreak1000000]

@49erFan1993 ...I thought it was eight?

[NimzVici]

What a boss fighting Ulfric Stormcloak with arms!

[ApocalypticVids]

@Zilzelik umm noo? he hit a guard when he shouted

[17808Taylor]

excuse me i sneezed.

[AS5kickenmnky]

This is why we cant have nice things

[undercoverpivotdudes]

@Krazycubanxtroll °O°）╯ FUS RO! ==== ┻━┻ is the correct illustation =3

[gygkingssupershow]

Argonian for tha win!

[DFTheNightmare]

@gygkingssupershow only problem with argonians is that you'll be forever alone D:

[The66Hammer]

pheww.. i already thought i would be the only one how did this.. i guess that table realy asks for it^^

[sindynr2]

I thought the table was going to kill you xD

[ubskewer]

It's rude to shout at the dinner table. That's why they killed you.

[MichaelZanin]

Your Argonian looks really funny, dunno why.

[pokemonmaster914]

Well, in the guard's defense, they probably paid good money for that china

[ExtremeMinerCraft]

king: "filthy angorian! clear the table!"

Angorian: "FUS RO DAH!"

FUS: do

RO: it

DAH: yourself

[OOZiTen]

i used to be a sweet roll.. then i took a dovakin to the plate

[Ivanus59]

And that's why Argonians are not allowed in the city! XD

[GoldenChildBH]

Who killed you o_O

[loganmatthewsful]

@Qweets 300 hours of gameplay, winning game of the year, selling 2 million copies in its first 24 hours makes a game bad, and more quests than there are adds in the yellow pages make a game bad? I didn't know that. I guess your just stupid.

[STeNeNSTeN96]

@loganmatthewsful he didn't say the game was bad, he said "BAD FPS" meaning low Framerates Per Second...

[Bernler75]

He obviously hit a guard...



[OkatuMadness]

@Bernler75

They usually get mad if you start shouting, even if you don't hit anything.

[mattmun12]

Lol alot of these comments are hilarious.

[BurningBroadcast]

Your Character is coool :|P

[ravenwda007]

So? They used Arnold Schwarzenegger to do voice over?

[PaaKitow]

0:04 - Xfire 

[Ryan45ty]

i hate how the argonians scratch instead of punch

[SuperNinjasauce]

@Ryan45ty they do it because they have claws, and their claws do a little extra damage. khajiit claws do more, though, they add an additional 15 damage to unarmed combat. that + fists of steel perk = fists of destruction. i made a big khajiit named B.P. Pounder

[Qweets]

FOOS ROH BAD FPS... oh wait

[TheLilomar]

Bless you...

[Qman479]

0:14 Did he just say "I will spank you!" wtf

[superpiemonster]

@Qman479 He said Talos smite you

[bjrdelaney]

It's because you killed the cheese.

[sasukecool4]

I was hoping for the last part....Dah.. :(

[terry21exr]

i checked my xfire at 0:04 xD

[davidfalloutbandit]

if i were in skyrim ......i would sell KNEEPADS and become a billonaire

[Mishashule]

I would have FUS RO DAH'd their asses.

[TheRoflninja1000]

Wife: can you clean the table

Dovakin: FUS RO DAH

all done

[Im9002glorious]

They attacked you because the shout reached the guards

[SkyrimLegoPortal1106]

0:3

What, is Super Mario 64 running in the background???

And why would someone KILL you just for launching an extremely powerful burst of energy at a table?

[Krazycubanxtroll]

°O°）╯FUS RO DAH! ==== ┻━┻

[hyperkevan]

I did this and the gaurd said stop yellin all I did then was yell FUS RO DAH and he took a table to the ass

[AsianatorSwaggstuh]

FUS RO DAH!

[AdamDre0]

i one time just playng baseball with cabbage in whiterun and i fus ro dah it and try to sword it in air whats you thing 50 bounty me FUCK!

[Levengale]

Not my dinnerware! You'll die for that.

[EatACactusBro]

I got 40 bounty for punching a chicken in Riverwood.

It didn't even die.

[WangstaSP]

@EatACactusBro OMG same! cept i killed it with a sword coz i was bored... everyone fking ganged me

[bloodzboss]

I rolled a cart into a chicken then got run over by a million gaurds -.-

[Vegetius93]

THAT WAS THE GOOD CHINA!!!

[1Kurt9Donald9Cobain4]

I think its because you sent metal and other dangerous objects flying toward the guards faces...Id be pissed to if a platter of shitty day old food hit me in the dick...

[KiDxTunechi]

RACIST!!!!

[iawsomedude]

he stole a goblet off the table thats why they got mad, then he shouted 0:08

[Calamity556]

Wow...it's like if you breathe the wrong way the whole town goes against you

[xXdemonofdeath5Xx]

In Soviet Skyrim, table shout at you.

[Myli9104]

It's almost like killing chickens in Riverwood ^^ U get killed...

[OreallyR17]

You yelled at a table? Bitch this one time I picked up a fork.

[RapatipatooO]

You shouldnt be messing with their food, you know how hard it is to get such a royal dinner table out there, in real time you would also got killed for this

[Kriyze]

But i really hated that table!

[TheWilham]

Win

[killytbe6]

press 1 to power up

[shadowzekrom722]

FUS RO- thats it? I expected more from you...

[bioniclecharlie2]

ulfric obviously doesn't like his table messed up and food splattered everywhere

[CycerMan]

That table haz feelings too u know? >:(

[steaminglattes]

Well, the whole thing would have sounded like this(in english)

FUS=I'm

RO=not

DAH=hungry!

[RiddckNL]

should have used your inside voice

[biggunzman]

"I WILL SMITE YOU!"

[rollerball987]

Table? please i only shouted FUS at a chicken in Riverwood and it got me 100 bounty, YES A F*(^%$ 100 OVER A CHICKEN!!!

[theitube101]

HOLY SHIT, LOL ive done the same thing last night xD

[implodingrat]

HALT! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!

[KingOfYama]

@Gac3o56 I now imagine the cabbage guy from Avatar: Last Air Bender. Keep up the good work.

[ombra247]

somone do somthing! :(

[sock4133]

Fus Ro Dah translated to

ALL THIS FOOD!

[Widefinn89]

I shouted at a guard got 105 bounty...killed the jarl...then died!!!

[Brutalyte616]

Ulfric: "You dare use such a weak shout in my presence? YOU MUST DIE!"

[FPKMASSACRE]

No i only play in 1st person too.

Hate 3rd person!

[blueguy81]

Am I the only one who plays this in first person?

[Mythodus]

@blueguy81 No but it looks cooler to take videos in 3rd person

[link123421]

@blueguy81 no i play in 1st person too

[goblue1001]

lmao nice

[spartan876]

FUS RO!

[TheHeckland]

I enjoyed killing Ulfrick so much...

[TheBobcatlover]

no wonder you got killed, that was a pathetic attempt to defend yourself

[TheKRAL17]

JASON! INDOOR VOICES!

[Encrypted182]

Now thats why you shouldn't play with your food at the table...

[kevinvranken]

I once used fire breath on 2 guards they didn't react , but I killed a chicken and got 1000 bounty XD

[killameh34]

I use to dragonshout at a table like you....then i took an arrow in the knee.

[Lordgarretindustries]

you got a awesome character too bad he got butchered D:

[odioreligion]

...and thats what i think of geico :P

[insanegamer251]

Ur character used to be alive, then he took a axe to the face and a great sword to the ass

[limitsora69]

was i the only one who shouted Ulfric to death during the Imperial war campaign? 

[ishallkillall]

@limitsora69 i showed him how to yell at people, as well ;)

[GameStudiosNL]

you hitted a guard dude

[VenomousOoze]

when they heard the shout they thought you were gonna shout Ulfric to death

[kcaroccio]

its the illuminati!!

[TheUnderclass99]

Im pretty sure i saw him grab thsat goblet right before he shouted hahaha.

[TheRealAxelFury]

That is because what is unpolite in our world, in skyrim gets people aggravated easily , it appears...

[Gac3o56]

Shouting at a table?

I got 45 Bounty for Shouting at Cabbages at Riverwood.

20% More Badass

[SuperDuperStijn]

@Gac3o56 I got killed by a cabbage car

[Laiatar]

@Gac3o56 The shouting at loose objects makes them fly and hit someone which counts as an assault.... <_<

[marshmelows]

@Gac3o56 I'm so badass that I shouted at the table and the guard only told to stop with the shouting...

[Luminates03]

@Gac3o56 My Cabbages!!!!!!!

[youtubamigo]

@Gac3o56 20% stranger

[urmomishott1]

WHERE IS DAH?!?!?!

[nbness]

Me: PASS ME THE SALT!

Jarl: Hell no, now you die.

[thewoowoowooking]

what this world coming too when you can't even shout at a table without getting killed? =(

[EpicMystixx]

@DannyEastes It's because your shout hit the gaurd

[masterman451]

0:23 he gets tossed up......

and get smacked right back down......

[RedguardStoleMyHorse]

40 bounty = death

1000 bounty = death

lolwut

[stevepwn]

u got fucked up

[eetu45]

pretty stupid to pick argonian if u play as sneaky type -.- khajit get more bonuses for sneaky type argonians dont got any kind of bonuses that would benefit a sneaky type

[Trustmeimawriter]

@eetu45 the stat bonuses in the beginning mean almost nothing. 5 minutes of training and any character can catch up to a khajiit's starting bonuses, plus the khajiit have insultingly horrible racial abilities. Unarmed combat is hardly viable and even if it is it is very inferior to using weapons. I don't feel like I have to mention how useless nightvision is. Argonians are better than khajiit's at everything because histskin isn't useless.

[TripleBarrel06]

@eetu45 If a stealth argonian makes you react like this, I wonder what my sneaky nord would do.

[SK3PTIX]

STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE SANCTITY OF THIS TABLE!!!

[pimopoly]

Thats what you get for being a slimy green shit argonian

[deviance87]

Well I would be mad too, you just sneezed all over their food.

[0oMinceMeato0]

Kahjiit? I guess they have bonus to unarmed, but who wants to play like a little PUSSY?

[Eagle45678910]

U died for 2 good reasons.

1 u played in 3rd person.

2 u werent a kahjiit. (idk if thats how u spell but thats tge best possible character in my opinion. I never have to wait for it to be day.)

[JfkAgent99]

This sorta happened to me in my house in whiterun, and as i'm walking inside I take like half a bar of damage, because I plate decided to go shuriken style to my neck... that bread really did not like that plate...

[Flapswitch13]

The best part of getting killed is when the NPC's just walk away after you die

[keo319]

ewwww fus ro...

[MrSamwilson13]

falll



[alexanderjay1]

@kiwiboy1999 Ahaha didn't notice that. Guy's just like: REJECTED!

[SolBadguyFTW]

The moral of this story is that if you yell at Thanksgiving dinner, Jergen von Strangle will murk you.

[megadoom20]

280000 visitor!



[TheMamsies]

on oblivion i got a one septim bounty for sitting down. :/

[Hjgduyhwsgah1]

@RenaJackie I really miss the Imperial Guards :(

[mgsfan15]

Poor Geico Gecko...

[kiwiboy1999]

did anyone notice how he got flung in the air and instantly smashed back down by a warhammer

[Skyte100]

@kiwiboy1999 actually no. hammer came before he went into the air

[misstressofpuppies12]

God bless you. . .

[MMAkidShahin]

dont fuckin mess with Ulfric Stormcloak hell shout you to pieces.

[cpicecheats1]

Now you learned a valuable lesson... Don't FUS DO RAH a Stormcloak's sweet roll for god's sake!

[sasuke2277]

280,000 views exactly. Wow.

[michaelrobbins1]

@sasuke2277 because the dont add every single view, the update it every few hours, and stop on nice square numbers, as such.

[masterio619916]

first: your shout hit the gaurds at the end of the hall. second: How can anybody be killed by that few guys?

[stupidvampiretwat]

@masterio619916 first, how could it have hit them? It didn't even clean off the whole table.

Second, he was slapping them. No suprise.

[Altair9498]

Wow they don't like shouting lizards...

[hich11111]

I suggest y'all read the description.

[hich11111]

I don't blame them. I'd do the same thing if someone screamed at my food.

[Wadell8]

Can't shout at tables, can't kill chickens... Geez, you're not allowed to do anything fun.

[TehZombezHazTekenOva]

you hit the garud with the jarls dildo on the table

[AWESOMENESS1724]

4 guys with swords... lets punch em

[XResiFan420X]

haha if i was those people id wanna kill you to. it probably took like 6-7 hours get all that shit set up, they invite you in and you just fuck all the shit up. id tell them i just sneezed :/

[prestobob23]

shouts always sound like your a male nord!!! WTF

[LordPunchWood]

Argonian Dragonborn.

Makes Sense.

[gerard3000gt]

same rules at home u shout and u get kill!!

[TheRobot13]

Come on, who DIDN'T do that when they entered this room and saw that table with all the stuff on it? :D

Didn't expect getting killed for that though...

[izzboxer1996]

Ok nords are mean :O

[willay23]

I did the EXACT same thing when I saw that table.

[firefox868]

Best description ever. nuff said