Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his sons

[buckeye430]

I have converted from Atheism to become a Pastafarian. I have been touched by his Noodly Appendage! R'amen!!

[kaikkivetaahabaneroo]

Someone made a church named after flying spaghetti monster

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

Now an italian restaurant owner in your heart and you will be saved from your hatefull live, ass3aol!

[persondude911]

I LOVE JESUS. PRAISE THE LAWD, OH LAWDY LAWD ITS JEYSUSSSSSS. WOOHOOOOOOOOOOO

[FlyingSpaghettiMoner]

Fools, Jesus is not my son. The Flying Macaroni Monster is. I can't believe you deny this.

[f00tstep]

Stop global warming! Become a pirate tooday!

[100Skatedevil]

so this is making fun of jesus and god?

[catulus13]

the tenth condiment is the most important you all better be wearing your pirate hats right now

[ILOVEGOD773]

This made me hungry

[ChiTown7721]

I love reading all of the pissed off comments by creationists on the Flying Spaghetti Monster videos. It's like an older brother or sister teasing the younger sibling. The more Pastafarians talk about the FSM being the one true god, the more enraged and pissed off creationists get. You almost feel sorry for the creationists, like wanting to tell the older sibling "stop picking on your little brother!" Fucking priceless!

[airsofter1198]

HE BOILED FOR YOUR SINS!!!!! HA HA

[OrsihTheBad]

stairway to heaven back :O

[nikmindage]

@OrsihTheBad It sounded better the right way around... would have been a good song for the theme aswell (IMO)

[hobokombat]

All things are delicious in His Noodly world.

[ricklicks42]

Ramen!

[ratmrulesyou1]

and all virgins will taste his amazing pasta sauce.

also, sources tell me that chuck norris was also one of his sons and the only alive prophet of pastafari.

[qwertyfshag]

The flying spaghetti monster is fake! I can't believe that some people believe in it.

[sex0trone]

@qwertyfshag no one believes in it....its not a religion its an idea....look it up

[LexVanQuinonMedia]

@qwertyfshag well, something you call God which has a zombie son is fake too :D

[velveetaslingshot]

Blasphemers!!!!! All hail mac and cheese man!!!!

[AdorkableAlly]

fsm is stupidiest religion ever retards piece of shizzz lol u immature pasta people get a life

[sex0trone]

@AdorkableAlly lol, idiot you should really look it up before trying to insult a none existing thing, there is no such thing as fsm religion, its just something that was made to change the law about teaching creation theory alongside with Darwin in Kansas, it later became a tool to mock all religions in the world, which is a good thing because religion is a bad thing

[AdorkableAlly]

@sex0trone ohh shut up lol naw but still dumb to base it on spaghetti

[ChiTown7721]

@AdorkableAlly That's the whole point. Making up a god made of spaghetti makes it totally ridiculous. You know, like talking snakes, a man building a giant boat and putting two of every animal in the world on it for 40 days and nights (he also lived to be 950), a burning bush that talks, and a man living inside of a whale. How are those things NOT ridiculous? Because they're in the Bible and you were brought up to believe in them, so therefor they're true?

[AdorkableAlly]

@sex0trone its still retarded

[Lyingaboutmyage]

@AdorkableAlly

Cause believing in holy zombies that are revived over the weekend isn't stupid?

[ricklicks42]

@AdorkableAlly At least the FSM can be proven to exist! Unlike the Abrahamic Desert religious figures of Xtianisty, Islam, and Judism! R'amen!!

[AdorkableAlly]

@ricklicks42 then praise ur shit cause you dumb!!

[ricklicks42]

@AdorkableAlly you just proved how stupid you are. dont you have some homework to do little girl?

[AdorkableAlly]

@ricklicks42 actually yes but thats not the point

[LexVanQuinonMedia]

@AdorkableAlly lol they've got a life, maybe better than yours

[AdorkableAlly]

@LexVanQuinonMedia nahhhhhhhhhhhhh bitchhhhhh.

[ThePizzaNinja]

all hail the flying spaghetti monster and his noodly appendage!

[theRUSSIANjewFTW]

i will be praying for the flying spaghetti monster to forgive you

[tjinga2u1]

all hail the all mighty flying spagheti monster!

[fairyheli2]

Paul the octopus is the messier

[ducktape53]

Thank you for this video! I am now a pasta-fearing American!

RAmen

[JoePotato28]

WWFSMD?

[party489]

IF i already sold my soul to satan will the FSM still accept me. I am willing to bow my head and do as he commands because I have FAITH the FSM is the true creator and omega, I am sorry for not believing in you earlier oh Great FSM. My mother was an idiot who believed iron age myths about i shit you not a carpender. He only could turn water to wine not a whole freakin volcano. I clearly see who has the power. I will honor thy pirate dress and talk and deny and laugh at all the false profets

[darkfur35]

this is stupid.

[LokiTrickaras]

All hail the holy meatball eyed one!

(it shows how all religions r just as random and illogical as a giant spaghetti monster)

[kyral210]

I love the FSU, but this video is just crap

[SinnFein4ever]

@kyral210

I'm with you.

[darkfur35]

too weird.......doesnt make any sense.......

[asimonds422]

same with the bible.

[aymqo]

Flying Spaghetti Monster DOES NOT HAVE A SON!

[TheWhiteRabbit1990]

No your wrong, Th flying spaghetti monster Is the son. And the father. He like Made himself or something Like that.

that makes since right?

[tiptiptapable]

sad thing is bizarre ridiculous things in nature such as the octopus which is a spaghetti monstor

[darkfur35]

waste of time.....childish........

[MechaStudios]

go prey to your imaginary sky wizard

[darkfur35]

weird comment, doesnt make any sense.........

[Sergiuss555]

no, stupid. it does make sense..

i just have the right to learn my belief in my school, right? FSM save us all!

[aricka88]

FSM exisits!!!! I have a box of him in my cabinet.

[DragonBallPivot]

lol

the flying spaghetti monster was made up by darwin, as a joke.

i never now it would go this far! XD

[DustinBowers15]

darwin didnt make the FSM up bobby henderson did

[DragonBallPivot]

oh...

oopthies

:P

[dakmobobo]

RAmen

[JoseEatsAirplane]

lmao stairway to heaven! =P except it's praising satan XD

[numarkdj1]

RAMEN!

[evansrs1]

I watched the part with the 10 condiements.... its so fucking stupid how you contradict yourselves by saying "ide really rather you didnt challenge hateful ideas of others.... yet number 8 and 9 says go tell muslims and christians how stupid they are... so you think its cool to talk shit to other people because you believe in a stupid fucking glob of pasta that flies in the air? and other people believe in famous ACTUAL human prophets that are known well by history? you are all fucking autistic

[kiiler2]

you want me prove FSM's existence?

ok. 1. there is The Gospel of Him.

2. we ALSO believe in famous ACTUAL human prophets that are known well by newspapers and news in TV. so, he will be well known by history as time goes.

3. personal experience - the day after i started to believe in him, supermarket in my town started to discount the price of spaghetti. how's that for proof? it ACTUALLY happened.

why do you mock the only true god who is generous enough to give his part to us?

[kiiler2]

correction : prophets->prophet. are -> is.

addition : another personal experience : after i wrote this proof of the only true god, i realised that every spaghetti tastes better than before.

[stevostevie]

You do know all this is a joke, right?

It is just to show how ridulous christianity is. How is believing in a spaghetti monster just as absurd as believing in an invisible man in the clouds?

You have to face it, it is the truth.

[PassionForPasta]

Excuse me? Joke? JOKE? This is no joke, there is a Flying Spaghetti Monster, he loves you very much...He wishes for you to become a pirate, what do you have to lose? Stripper factories, endless rivers of rum, and sacks and sacks full of pasta daily!

[natanojpr]

@PassionForPasta Ramen

[evansrs1]

your religion is fucking horse shit. how damn stupid can people get? jesus actually lived and preached. died and rised. spaghetti is a man made dinner created not to long ago. ITS NOT A GOD YOU DUMBASSES!

[dragoncrazed12]

well at least we have respect! for ourselves and others! the FSM told us not to force our beliefs on you so we dont! we believe our religion is right because it says it is right in the gospel!

[evansrs1]

you also believe your religion because you are fucking crazy dinner worshipers who believe in a beer volcano.... please WAKE UP. jesus actually lived in this world, and everyone knows that. he did things that earned him a god title. spaghetti is a damn dinner created not even in the last 1000 years!! IT IS NOT RELATABLE OR RESEMBLANT OF A GOD!!!!

[dragoncrazed12]

u are basing everything off your own faith. u claim a beer volcano is untrue well i claim that ur god making man from dust is untrue. jesus' existence hasnt been proven. i think if he existed he was a delusional magician. he turned water to wine, well i can make playing cards float! do you know why? cuz im a magician. one day FSM decided to bless us with food made in his image. just like jesus wants us to eat his body and drink his blood. u havent seen god, so how do you know he looks like god?

[kiiler2]

but....I KNOW the flying spaghetti monster is the only God. it really saddens me that one of the 8 commendment of FSM is preventing me from forcing my religion on you. i wish i can do what you do now.

[evansrs1]

i am not forcing my religion on you... just proving that it makes sense and is REAL... now please explain to me why you believe fsm is real.......

[GDxRock]

so did Mohammed and Buddha. and yes, the FSM is definitely real. calm down.

[xj2yzz]

prove it,where is his bones?

[evansrs1]

obviously you have no clue about christianity. therefore you have no right to make fun of it. #1 his bones wouldnt even be around today because he died 2009 years ago... even regardless of that, when he died, he was put in a tomb and rose from the dead 3 days later. and everyone saw it. it was a recorded event in history. not a myth

[xj2yzz]

I believe in the FSM.

[keggerous]

yea u tell em!!! im sick of all these ppl tryin to tell me thor, zeus, lokki, apollo, athena, and all my other invisible friends are fake!!! man these guys gotta open their minds man and realize...GODS EXIST!

[evansrs1]

well they are all dumb asses. we should just stop listening to those dinner worshipping cockheads

[keggerous]

i know right!!! how much more evidence is there for the FSM then for apollo??? Not a shred more evidence thats how much!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im sick of these shananagans!!!!!!!!1111

[YodaWithYoga]

got any proof that he exists?

[keggerous]

thousand year old sacred texts....oww and thousands of sightings and miracles

[keggerous]

there have been soooo many miracles i cant even count!!! last week i prayed for spagetti and meatballs for dinner and when i got home it was waiting there for me!!!! Also one time when my younger brother was 3; he fell 30 feet onto his head...we prayed all day long and then he woke up with spagetti in his mouth!!!! its true the word of the FSM will live forever!!! RAmen!!!

[keggerous]

blah blah blah blah blah?

[sulthus]

you were born of my noodely apendage......

[flynbryan41]

How do you know?! You cant disprove that it doesnt exist....just like the christian god. So why not believe in a cool god...cause you have to believe in somthing right!? why bothering using science and reason to find out who we are and where we came from.

[kberg72]

rAMEN.... rAMEN !! praise unto thee in the highest. many VD free stippers await ye at the foot of the great beer volcano!! Blessed art thou!!

[losmononos]

The Bible is a lie the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only Truth!!!

[Zando24]

Stairway to Heaven Backwards lol. Very Nice

[BastuBasti]

"In the Beggining was the word, And that Word was 'Arrrgh!"

-PIRATICUS 13:7

[mad27]

ahahaha! Stairway backwards!

I listened to this when I first realized I was an atheist, on the church computer, during prayer.

It was funny.

Good times...

[cursingyorick]

Argh!!

[animalia1985]

RAmen

[john32190]

Lol, I have no idea what the "message" is in Stairway to Heaven backwards. Just sounds like they say Satan a couple times.

[Xzashi104]

"have you been touched by his noodly appendages??"

[ovdovovac]

staireay to heaven

[iamyohan]

ramen!!!!!

[tobbey222]

hahahahahahaaaaa funny

[50gang]

rAmen

[Mrgyn]

50gang:

Epic comment.

[burninhate33]

does he have a brother? sister? mom? dad? little nephew made of pie?

[2hgj87]

please tell me this is just a joke !!!!!

[SternMann93]

It's a satire made to show how absurd religions are.

[xXMorbidxShadowXx]

RAmen!

[bfgoodrik]

Hail the flying spagetti monster. I genuflect with parmesian cheese and garlic bread. Extra sauce please. awoman

[Thorinbriggz]

my life would be meaningless without the flying spagetti monster

[ochukodavis]

haaha the comenmants are hiliarius i love this religion saghatti lol rofl lmao hahaha

[kissmygritts666]

in a million years their will probably be holy wars over the spagetti monster......religion has to start some time

[johnlewisbrooks]

From 00:00 to 01:24...MAJOR RETARDAGE!

[kissmygritts666]

let the spagetti monster into your life

[GreyAutumn]

may his noodliness be upon you

[johnlewisbrooks]

Ummm...no. I have my own noodly appendage, a very thick one!

[diegopmc]

"\Ummm...no. I have my own noodly appendage, a very thick one!"

Of course you do. ;)

[theveganamedchaze]

it does sound like he says satan, but it really depends on how you interpret it...

[darkedge21]

RAmen!!!!!!

[bobbydesi]

it seems the His noodly greatness has touched this audio file to further confuse people that there is satan, and to test the faith of the believers. Thank you your supreme sauciness for furthering myself as a follower Ramen to all!

[willowbud]

Meat Balls! Yum!

[windex72]

I always thought this song sound cool backwards. And no its not satanic of course

[antimoron08]

ya you say there is no god yet you put satanic music on this vid people like you make me cry

[Shiboneko]

Thats not satanic Music

Thats Led Zeppelin - Stairway to heaven

backwards

[antimoron08]

lisin to the song back wards and you can here him sing a satanic song ill send you a vid

[Shiboneko]

Yes, youre right. He plays a Satanic song

Because of this he must be killed and burn in a Fire. I dont understand exactly your problem

[antimoron08]

i never sed he should be killed or put in a fire ???

[amusiclover1982]

stairway to heaven....

[frydaytomato]

I love it !!!! spaghetti is love !!!!!

[Vitalion7]

Lulz stairway to heaven backwards...

"ohhh heres to my sweet satan

The one who's little path would make me sad whos power is satan."

w00000 FSM you 0wn!!

[BeautifulSnake1993]

Flying Spaghetti Monster will only show itself to you when you open your mind and your eyes. You are only lost without it.

[BeautifulSnake1993]

All will hail and glorify the Flying Spaghetti Monster who created the world out of meat, and gave it life. You must confess that Ted died on the fork to save us all from bad taste, least ye never find the light to the edible heavens. There is only one way!

[LaraEmEx]

If there was a deity to be created to mock religion, why one that, once again is masculine? Other than that I find this idea rather amusing.

[Man5man6]

well i do not believe in food i believe in GOD

[andysterdam]

Me too!! That's my favorite brand of noodles! "Instant God-Ramen Soup"! Cool.

[khicks753]

There is no end to human stupidity.

[skycibul]

All who do not believe in the FSM shall bake in the oven. enjoy the heat. FSM you are my lord. Fuck jesus and may he bake in the oven.

[92ReggieWhite]

I hope all of you, LOL, "Pastafarian's", have a fun time in hell.

[camronaldo77]

Who are you to say he doesnt exist? How can you prove it? It is just the same as saying "There is a God because I say so, but I dont have evidence. Oh wait the bible umm yea God was in a book so he is real."

[moniker127]

I'm sick of people insulting my religion. Who says that I have no right to believe in The Flying Spaghetti monster? What gives them the right to persecute me!

[Kuewt]

LOL there is actualy a religion for this piece of shit? LOL!!!

[LongLiveAndros]

Yeah, Christianity! It's hard to believe huh?

[VicodinAddiction]

This is not at all related to my FSMism. The FSM had no children. And there are only 8 I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts; you made the last two up. And the "tell muslims how stupid they are" one goes against some of the other IRRYDs. And the IRRYDs state that He does not speak to you. Therefore you could not have known any of this and you made it up.

RAmen.

[Summer302]

DAMN YOU FOOL!!! you shall burn in babooschca! (because i couldnt think of a name for spaghetti hell) All hail the FSM!!! or as an alternative you can worship his brother the floating suicidal tangerine)

(R)Amen

[johnlewisbrooks]

Actually I heard his brother was the Mutilating Eggplant From Izodori Smothered Totally Over Possibly Halfway Endubitibly and above all Likely with Sauce?

OMG, that spells...MEFISTOPHELS! LOL

[knightoftheroundvaan]

Hell is just like heaven, only the beer is flat and stale and the strippers have vd.

[SnawsBall]

The information you post is false.You have spread same apon his noodly goodness..same on you.Your lower than the rank uncooked pasta, you are a fool to spead such blasphomie. The Flying Spaghetti Monster bore no children.

[johnlewisbrooks]

All hail the FSM! Those who don't will boil in an endless pit of low quality pasta sauce!

Meatwad 4:38, $.50 each, 3 for 1.oo$

LOL

[ckool900]

Wow the spaghetti monster doesnt have a son. Stop making things up learn the gospel jeese.

[knightoftheroundvaan]

it's stairway backwards i think

[mabutaleb]

What's the soundtrack music?

[fireemblem555]

yeah it the chorus to stairway to heaven backwards

[Zonde32]

brain washing song :P

[oldflute]

Condmients - It's no typo.

Conned Me Ins

Sorta makes sense.

[BLKonBLK87]

Why would someone come up with something so rediculous and actually make people believe in it?

All they did is take Christianity and the bible and tweaked it. If your gonna make up a religion then you should come up with your own ideas. Like RAmen (Amen). The ten condmients (ten commandments)

[daughtry4eva]

i love Japanese food ! Is the FSM japanese ? Or italian ? lol

[fireashes]

FSM is a god not food who created earth.

[likedancersinthedark]

It's actually the 8 i'd really rather you didn'ts.

And havn't you noticed how many modern day religions, including christianity, are just branches of ancient ones that have been 'tweaked' a little.

[siddHDS]

so you think that Christians were the first to come up with the idea of the born-from-a-virgin,miracle-mak­er,all-wise guy who is followed by 12 men, and is crucified just to be resurrected by divine power ??

go study a little my friend...

[gamecarnivor]

Stairway Backwards

[vdizhoor]

where is the soul?

Identity paradox:

watch?v=pGTleaTCXq8

[SgtOReilly]

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF PASTAFARIANISM! Just go to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster website and you will be touched by his noodly appendage. As you will see, we even have a chart about the FSM creating global warming because the number of pirates has gone down. I apologize for negeting the traditional pirate garb when telling of the FSM, but I don't know where my eyepatch is. RAmen!

[daughtry4eva]

er isnt Christianity all about money ? EG the Crusades

[daughtry4eva]

and the pope dressed in the finest robes whilst the children in Africa starving ?

[RasputinaMan]

and the fact that he owns a small country in the middle of Italy?

whilst i own none -_-....

[kitcatnos2000]

i dont get what noodley appendage stands for do explain

[kimberjung1]

Some may translate it as "Touched by the Hand of God."

[lucidmnd]

I hope that religious people could just open up their eyes and try to see the world from a different view. Like the saying goes, walk in the man's boot and you can understand him.

Of course, its too scary for them to put aside their believes, that I understand. Its easier to be an ostrich and stick their head in the mud.

[Shakinra]

and i be the cousin of the guy thats gonna kick u in the ass if u keep sayin this shit!

[jhonnytehalsom]

yes.. the pirate hat..

[ElveeKaye]

What song were you playing backwards? It sounds kinda cool that way.

[povertyofintellect]

that's stairway to heaven backwards... if you listen to it it's 'supposed' to sound like he's saying 'here's to my sweet satan'. but it doesnt.

[spoonlessjoe98]

is this serious...?

spaghetti? wtf? ok im not hateful and i wont hate u but COME ON!

[ElveeKaye]

Surely you've heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! I'd post a link if I could, but just Google it and you, too, will be touched by His Noodly Appendage!

[mcharrison7]

Please don't make fun of my faith. Can you honestly say it's any more ridiculous that any other religion with actual example why?

[SamTay04]

Your absolutely right. Not many atheists out there will tell you that your religion is any more ridiculous than any other religion. The point is that your religion is just as ridiculous as every other religion. Including the "Church of Ted".

[Shakinra]

i totally agree!

10 condiments lol