Zombie Xmas Fairytale

[NaltrexoneNotGod]

I've always wondered what would happen if Lenny Bruce, Dom Deluise, and The Sex Pistols were all one Aussie who hosted a Christmas special in a caffeine frenzy.

. . . and now I know.

[gabrielized]

YAY, it's almost time for this year's Christmas address!! Can hardly wait!!

[magaara]

religion is pointless

[Xakryn]

I too want mass consumerism to die, why is that? its not like I can live without consuming SOMETHING, I just think there are too many bi-pedal cunts out there eating my slice of the pie. You have a pie, with 10 people, you get a fair slice. But then you have 20 people at the next pie, and half of those people have 20 people to share their meager slice with, things well.. its not enough pie. It makes me think of horrible things like, becoming not just pro-choice, but pro-abortion.

[goochieguy]

bake more pies.

[Xakryn]

One pie is all you get cause one planet is all you get. I figure your just being sarcastic though. :P

[goochieguy]

yeah, i do enjoy being a smart-ass,

we do consume way too much compared to what is neccessary for us to survive and thrive. but if the pie isn't peach or strawberry of some kind, you can have my slice.

[PsychoticCat723]

lol I was gonna say ten people and one pie?!?

but somebody was more witty than me. Well done sir (pompous voice). haha take it easy.

[jackdupuisisdead]

Brilliant as always.

[kyle803]

i love your videos and i dont disagree with anything yousay...but for no real reason i wanna push you down that fucking hill you walk by...:D keep up the great videos

[12gaugeboomers]

big fella=phill martin?

[bigfella11]

hahaha, some moments are very jim caryish

[ArmageddonAfterparty]

Part 3

More on topic: it was great being with friends and family in a non spastic way, if only we had more free time to squander together.

No, I'm not sorry about the length of my comments, if Gahd wanted us to be limited by character counts, he would have invented a digital rubbish bin.

[ArmageddonAfterparty]

Part2

First thing that came to my mind was "my gods, as if school wasn't bad enough for kids" but I'm interested in what you think about it. My second thought was: "you can't really stop people from perverting any information to fit their own mini-Adolf agendas". I like to see Mr. Dennett being idealistic and don't want to spoil it with my built-in cynicism, but the great Gnargelwharf made me what I am with good reason no doubt, blessed be his balls.

[ArmageddonAfterparty]

Part 1

Hope you had a nice one, happy new year Sean and oh, everyone here. I quite enjoyed getting to the presents stuck under the dying tree my gf brought in and which is now chucking it's needles at me in revenge.

What do you make of Daniel Dennett and his idea of teaching kids about every single religion in a matter of fact kind of way? About their traditions, rituals, history, the lot?

[sonicoliver]

bloody awesome!

[cockbreath1]

what a fat cunt with a muppet nose.

[jfleshdprop]

I hate Christmas.

Jack Dupuis

1974-2008

R.I.P.

[XthunderA]

Had to rerere watch it:)...its like 7 times better and shit;)

[nonesuchone]

"Atheism is what all the smart people are worshiping today"

Gold.

[TithonusSyndrome]

So I guess Tu Quoque and Moving the Goalposts fallacies are "gold" now.

[CheeezMaster]

you´ve walked here before

[sy1234]

> you´ve walked here before

The world is finite. It'll eventually happen.

[fordmanzwis]

hey mate, thats a serious walk u went on!!!! haha nice rant thou!

[EricOerinToo]

Hey Sean you are one of the promoted vids at the youtube home page in Canada at least. Maybe the world or the whole fuckin universe. you are a famous as Barack lol. merry fuckin christmas mate!

[seanbedlam]

Canada? Cool!

[0owhynoto0]

LOL

[sokodimero]

funny stuff

[woutje123456]

Loser!

[seanbedlam]

Hey, angel-cakes, why are you being like this?

[TreVox]

Welcome To SurfNet, people we have Mr.Bear rat in da house...

[bdsin0]

awesome Love It

[FurbyGrl]

You would be a KICKASS movie theater preview dude....yaknow? lol.

PS. AUSSIES KICK ASS!

[tasidar25]

Australians... nuff said.

[Elienation]

good job!

[seanbedlam]

When will you return fully to this cultural noiseland?

[LukkaFilms]

Haha nice :)

[Vinseteroy123]

true....

[LongIslandEddie]

As days grow longer, you get better. I'm a failing American who has tuned in to your philosophy and found a measure of truth. what we seem to see is what it is. Agree?

I defer to those who like the call of exhudent pheromones as eminated from the wettest sanctuary of womanhood ever provided

[seanbedlam]

"Failing American"? That one is going to stick in my head.

[LongIslandEddie]

"Failing American",the term? I plagurized the title of Karl Roves upcoming biography of George W. Bush's eight year engagement at 1600Pennsylvania Avenue, the guy who slept on his watch.

I'm in that category of American as refered to between 0:45 to 0:52 of the vid, you nailed the scene here as the family draws close and grumbles together. No matter what it brings, I will be glad to see Christmas go

even if here in America its our last white christmas for at least 4 years.

MerryXmas,LiE

[freed0m4life]

i dunno how this guy keeps his vids this consistent haha.

[Laartu]

warcraft, its the new booze for the holidays.

[MorganMethamphetamin]

hehe...Nice man. Totally agree.

Your hiliarous

[possumxena]

you're soo right

Thanks for posting :)

[PeaceProfit]

One seeking to live in an appropriate manner in accordance with others seeking a similar creation, need only act in concert with the universal truth of:

Respect, Regard, Relevance & Resolution as their point of common unity for the greater good of all.

Unite the C.H.A.O.S.

[losdeabajo94]

pa la tula la wea fome

[dante160160]

(just copy and paste)

1. hold your breath.. now!

2. keep holding it. copy and paste ounder another video.

if you make it.. it means your a really good kisser

[JiubLink]

You don't hold your breath while kissing, you just chose good moments to breath. ;)

[EdinyKapok]

мудазвон!

[MrMcMilfhunter]

Santa is offensive. He distracts people from the real reason we have christmas. Jesus sacrificed himself for our sins, and we should honour him. however, this is also a distraction. The real reason we have christmas is so i can go to the mall and score with older babes who take their kids to sit on santas lap. then i make the moms sit on my lap. oh it is good. they know how to work it. im hard now, im going to go whack off

[sultyan]

you're kinda right here! i just have talking with someone about the same subject you talked here, hehehh

[DJAngelusZero]

keep attacking Warcaft Sean and Ill come out of my mothers basement, lose some weight then hunt you down...

[ndoki9]

christianity is a middle eastern culture.. santa on the other hand is european but hey zombie jesus is a funny fairytale..

[cizinhopedro]

dff

[lordbichin]

podrias hacer uno con subtitulos xD

[silv3rmi5t]

hahahahaha fukin legend !!!

[retephslaw]

Good points. Why shouldn't white people celebrate White Culture ? ... Proboably because some would ague our history is destroying other peoples culture. Having said that if someone has a problem with Christmas which is about Giving/generosity , Santa , Jesus and family they can get fucked

[metagenpk]

<3  .

[seriouslystrange]

you make some excellent points. and there are people that think that other people find santa offensive???? what?

although i would like to point out that not all atheists are dickheads who blame religion for all of life's ills. come on, you have to give stupid people some of the credit.

all in all a good video, made me laugh, HA! thanks.

[bushsuckerm4n]

fucked vid

[Donnie2020]

do you have a life? you just go on random walks talking to yourself

hmmm? strange

[seanbedlam]

My passive-aggressive conservative judgmental friend is back.

[Donnie2020]

hahahaha

[Donnie2020]

I support Obama ; )

[SgtMaj0r]

i support sex

[Donnie2020]

i don't support freaks

[SgtMaj0r]

sex?

[ShadowAonix]

lol i play world of warcraft but i still find this fucking incredibly funny! 5/5

[jeddy000]

It's weird that I found this on the promoted videos thing, and not my subscriptions. Where it still isn't. Odd.

[lovejoyb]

Brilliant........... love it, love it, love it.

[dunno129]

what a wanker

[seanbedlam]

Don't be like that, baby-buttons.

[RiiNG911]

LOL MAN U MAD ME CRACK UP lol nice work

[InYurEye91]

i dont understand you that much..

[skatehGLOBE]

YOU SUCK

[cockbreath1]

what a fat cunt.

[chena3]

bhhhaaa humbug

[Xxbutterfly905xX]

lmao love it!!!i miss those nativity scenes

:( and merry xmas to u too mate, have a good one.

[truvelocity]

A li'l Oz fly crawled up your nose to your eye.... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[SmokingHatchetman]

ummmm ok...

[dotageek11]

wtf is this dude on about?

[Kruizinby]

LOL get hammered n spew inya mother inlaws hair! Wish u woulda gone to sydney mate, woulda been a blast to have met u!

[Flukey006]

i wanted to see a zombie get you =(

[gtaellisn]

hmmmmmmmm why does shit like this get featured were as people who actually take their time and make a good video get nothing.

[magichatdetective]

SEAN BEDLAM TEH NIGGER

[seanbedlam]

Easy tiger, that's not how you spell "The".

[Phoenix5555533]

lol good one

[keviwevi]

lol, classy, classy.... aaaaand subscribe!

[2hellndbak]

ROfl Nice Video!

[rickybobbytomcruise]

I'd like to watch you and my mother-in-law in a battle of wits. Say, how bout Christmas dinner at her house? Rum, eggnog, and a game of monopoly. That outta bring out the best in you two. hahaha

[seanbedlam]

A mother-in-law, eggnog and a boardgame? There's a sexy combo!

[rotothirteen]

Suddenly I remember why I deleted my subscription.

[seanbedlam]

You know you want it.

[mfields66]

hey sean

[azzakabaz]

lol classic...Australians pwn

[angelburrito]

You... pretty much sum up everything I hate about Australians.

What a truly annoying video.

[omgilikeeyes]

shut just your not aussie

fucken faggot

[seanbedlam]

No worries fatso. :)

[RonzChannel]

That was fabulous, one of your best, loved it!!

[cockbreath1]

He looks like a fat Pierce Brosnan with Downes Syndrome.

[seanbedlam]

Thanks, I'll use that.

[queenwinterkat]

x-mas sux cock. i don't want anything, and nobody's getting anything...again.

[HonestySavesLies]

Yeah, Richard Dawkins really is the biggest hypocritical cunt on the face of the earth. Great video.

[basketcase412]

Satan Claus will algorithmically demote your video for being naughty.

[minomeshank]

the cyclist shouts at you at 3:19

[minomeshank]

p.s if you want to be a people person gtfo of youtube

[seanbedlam]

I know you think I'm trapped in these videos and live in your computer, but that's your problem.

[mungojorie]

we already had a guy trampled here in ny. :(

[jx14aby]

Can you believe it?  Trampled to death at walmart?

Civilization is a thin veneer.

[Wyrdmaven]

In Uhmurkah, we got the trampling done the day after Giving Thanks to Yahweh for making Uhmurkah the bestest, prettiest Grrl at the Ball.

A guy was killed in a stampede at a Walmart.

In Uhmurkah, where we talk like cowboys, we call that...trimming the herd.

Only several other million folks to go.

selah

[Wyrdmaven]

On the atheism thing...I think I know what you mean by magic(k).

I myself get a kick out of spiritual beings insulated in meat, bone, mucus, skin and hair, like Richard Dawkins for example, writing books and giving speeches and interviews and making videos where they try to deny their own existence.

Great fun.

fiat lux, Seany.

[seanbedlam]

Check out Grant Morrison talking about weirdness on Googlevideo. Juicy. :)

[SauronsEye]

You say stuff and it sounds entertaining but does it mean anything?

[seanbedlam]

Yes it does.

[ddaveinthebv]

ill be clean for 2 weeks till payday.. bahaha

sean u kick ass dude.

[JiubLink]

World of Warcraft is fun :(

/Clean for almost a year today \o/

[sweaterpuppies1]

even the flies attack sean bedlam in droves! :)

[lameuser1]

Hey, I'll be meeting (in the flesh) someone I met through WoW this holiday season.

By the way, getting drunk in the sun may be why you throwup.

[seanbedlam]

Prepare to be disappointed, is all I'm sayin'.

[lameuser1]

Eh, I'm going into it with no expectations. But, that doesn't mean it won't be fun to meet new people (people that don't have any affiliation with my social circles IRL). This will be a good learning experience for me if nothing else. It will be fun to be cultured in the ways of someone else.

[boundless1986]

I am going to just enjoy the lights stoned

[Pois3n]

Sean, what's brought WoW into this?

[seanbedlam]

The world started it!

[Forveya]

magic and religion don't have to be the same thing. i don't think it's possible to switch off religion, but i sure as hell think ...'things' would improve. a world full of religiousless magic would be nice.

[seanbedlam]

I guess the magic in religion depends on who is doing practising. Some people draw genuine power from the rituals. And then there's the angle that magic is like art, not all of it is good. Yep, I think it comes down to who is stroking the wand.

[brouhajoe]

Good to see you Sean, hope your Christmas goes well.

[seanbedlam]

I think it will. Got the right cocktail of love, bitterness and beverages. Hope yours is also a non-suck event. :)

[downhill240]

Christmas sucks!

[jloiterer]

I had to pause half way, to go look at porn.

[11reggie22]

We missed ya, Sean.

[seanbedlam]

Much appreciated. :)

[undiesinabunch]

Your mile-a-minute performance art leaves me exhausted and amused.

[TheOnlyFoe]

What I mean to say is, hilarious monologue, I wish I didn't spend too much money on a computer and interwebs and living quarters so I could give you some of my dollars.

[TheOnlyFoe]

This video feels misanthropic but it left a shocking taste of well-being and good-will and heart-warmingness in my mouth.

Tastes. In my mouth. Discuss.

[PerthPete1]

Thought provoking video Sean.

[KiraBagira09]

Indeed.

[baggies70]

At least we get 2 weeks off work!

Welcome back!

[mindya12]

Great Video! Now go home and sterilize your face after the flies landed on shit before they landed on your face!

[marniespeaks]

and happy new year

where ya been?

[hunterandcollector]

Merry Christmas oh lord of the flies :)

[jedimagejoe]

about the consuming remark did you go to the wishmaster and make your wish what the hell dude a joke. in general im with you. welcome back and happy thankchristeasterween.

[Mattinmotion]

Brilliant

[Sweety1703]

that was awesome!

[mikwid]

Hey! Good to see you, you crazy fuck! Christmas is always good for us now that we don't live near any family. Before that, it was stressful and HIGHLY emotional. Good riddance. Oh, and Merry Fucking Christmas! Be careful for the YT censors, man...

[hjeremy2222]

white flour

[virvar111]

That was THE shit! The positive version of shit that is!

[wordsofcompassion]

:-) Merry Fooking Christmas! I hate hard core athiests, too. So fucking boring..where's the magic in life with these kill joys ramming the Dawkins bible in your kisser. Maybe one day they'll start making door to door visits like the mormons. At least the mormons have a nice sales pitch: blisstonia.

[throjo]

It's actually been attempted...by an Aussie, no less.

watch?v=l7wOz5a6yns

[wordsofcompassion]

Oh, i've seen that. So cool. I like athiest... just not the ones who blame religion for everthing. Take religion away and you've still got human kind: therein lies the problem: we will ALWAYS find a way to fuck up things for ourselves.

[jx14aby]

I hate christmas.

[wordsofcompassion]

I don't think you're alone in that. It's FORCED happiness at a time of year when people are skint, in debt, depressed, freeezing, miserable. Also if you had rough christmasses as a kid...i heard that doesn't help. I had really happy christmasses...so i love this time of year. But what i hate is all the drinking, fights, and people running themselves into debt for one fucking day...that is supposed to be for the kids, anyway. Well, a day designed to train them to be good little consumers...;-/

[jx14aby]

Bingo.

[seanbedlam]

Xmas is for kids = BUY! :)

[mikma]

mikma was here

[TomSka]

Great to see a new video

Good points raised.. on occasion.. sometimes

[TheMajorD]

LIES!!! U can liv3 without peeps fine! Its juz those dam ninja liiters u gotta watch out for... WoW ftw! lol

[Elaina43]

LOL re: "miracle"

(OK, I really just grinned.)

[seamoremonster]

Merry Christmas. "Peace on Earth Good Will to Men"...now just where in the fuck has that concept gone to? Peace? Good Will? Have you heard some of the Christian lunatics go on in Youtube...if they could package and sell their venom and hatred they'd earn enough revenue to bail out Wall Street, Detroit and New South Wales and clear the Third World Debt. How about a new Christmas Slogan...Merry Christmas and fuck you very much! Sounds right?

[RealArcalian]

You gonna put the paris pics up, btw?

[seanbedlam]

Still working out how to edit what I've got...

[Spankks192]

Hey Sean do you actually play World Of Warcraft or were you mearly taking the piss out of all the people you know who would rather live in a fantacy world rather than face the fact that there is something other than pixels on a screen?

[seanbedlam]

I play Playstation and avoid online gaming because it seems addictive. (I do have a problem with nerds who live online. I'd rather be outside, in the sun, getting drunk and throwing up.)

[Spankks192]

Haha indeed my friend online is addictive I love being outside also and hey getting drunk and throwing up is good fun too!

PS How was Rome?

[seanbedlam]

It was crumblingly old and excellent. Paris was also ace, and I'm still working out how to deal with all video footage.

[Spankks192]

Awesome, cant wait for the footage.

All the best

Josh

[RealArcalian]

"...reading books by Richard Dawkins about how Athiesm is what all the smart people are *worshipping* these days." For the win, Sean. For the freakin win.

And sorry about the flies.

[DouglasUrantia]

Christmas can cause you to have a nervous breakdown and start screaming at people.

[GGman21]

I agree.  'nuff said.

[KlaxonCow]

Sean, you have been algorithmically demoted for your use of profanity.

(If you don't know what I'm referring to, check out YouTube's blog under the Orwellian title of "A YouTube for All of Us" - YouTube's bringing in new censorship policies to silence your arse, to please the Christian fundamentalists who can't be fucked to look after their own kids' online habits.)

[seanbedlam]

That's okay. I don't expect to be universally congratulated for being a big rudey-pants.