Tactical Bacon (Canned Bacon) review

[Lannnyto]

Carmine: awww, bacon

[Evan3682]

And why hasn't epic meal time discovered this?

[11mrpm]

porn sounds

[jigglery123]

num num num

[jigglery123]

quadruple stacked bacon cli- magazines

[zfreak33]

Oh my god

[mangos420]

Should have used a P-38 to open it

[Director347]

3:20 starts ASMR

[subikkon]

If a Korean eats the whole can at once, he becomes a Zerg.

[AnthonyTotheRescue]

Shit, dude, come on! Tell us how it tastes, we're not here to wait watching you chew for that long! lol.

[TheSnowballEarth]

One of the drawbacks to surviving a nuclear holocaust- you've gotta eat this shit. Would almost prefer turning cannibal...

[TheSnowballEarth]

"OMG, what-the-fuck?" Good answer!

[FractalBolt]

"Open can. Receive bacon"... no shit... stupid product guidelines for the easily amused idiots of today.

[cannabotany]

@FractalBolt It's a joke...that you obviously didn't get. Sorry for being on your lawn, us damn kids will get off now...

[CarissimiRBeast]

@FractalBolt it was a joke, relax

[Ramjet308]

Its sad to say the younger generation these days is so easily discusted and wont eat stuff 'cause it doesn't look right.

Its bacon its bad for you, yes its grease and yes it came from a can. hard to believe isn't it?

[BeachJoshua]

@Ramjet308 I'd probably end up with a packed house if I told someone that I bought tactical bacon, and we wouldn't care what it looked like for two years we've all discussed ordering it.

[dannyywd1982I]

I just now openned my can after almost a year of having it. Not bad bacon. I like how the strips are pretty thin.

[TheMisterPeanut]

it lasts 10 years apparently so you know.. stock up for that zombie invasion

[chainaguer]

It looks exacly the bacon that we cook at mcdonads.

[thefallgamer248]

buy me on!!

[killthemall281]

dude we cant hear you speak up, and never say hella crunchy agian

[MrDhoobs1]

badass gansgsta bacon 

[Supernaught00]

"It's really, really, really, greasy..." It's bacon in a can. No shit its greasy.

[deathlyreaper996]

1:35 SHAKE THAT BACON OHHHHHH YEAH ;D

[DragonWolf]

Y U NO HAVE EYELIDS?

[Taxoblox]

SCREW U SCREWU321! I ORDERED TWO FUCKING CANS

[gtafan2006]

this is something they should have been in cod black ops. you're tactical bacon is online! the enemy has destroyed you're tactical bacon!....me after hearing that fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ima keel you damn russians that took me 50 kills!

[downtowncowtown]

my mom used to get several cans of bacon when we used to camp out all the time, but each can had the "can key" like on cans of sardines -- it was pretty tasty !

I want to get some for our SHTF stash !

[StJohn404]

where did you get this?

[129ladidas]

EPIC MEAL TIME!!!

[EDDlEMEDUZA]

TACTICAL BACON INCOMING!!!!!!!!! IT'S OVER!!!

[hugh705]

SO MANY MANY REASONS IT"S SO MMMM MMMM GOOD !!!!!!!!!

[callowaymotorcompany]

When you jiggled the bacon out the can, your tv said "mmm mmm good" in the background

[coldshadow31]

SPEAK UP!!

[W81HotPotLickin2nd]

i think the smell of frying bacon would wake anyone up

[lolque99]

Where can i acquire a can of this?

[ucg102]

@lolque99 i think that you can get this stuff at thinkgeek

[Dann29995]

Let's bomb Afghanistan with cans of this shit!

[BitesizeOwnz]

1:36 WHOS FAPPING BACK THERE *Mom*

[thatguywiththeegg]

A shame it's streaky bacon and not real bacon. That's why there is so much lard, streaky bacon is half fat.

[kmj2000]

@thatguywiththeegg You can use the grease to sustain fires. Good for camping or the Zombie apocalypse.

[LeahPiercey]

Chew with your mouth closed, luh.

[kode1303]

Tactical bacon! If your enemy happens to be muslim (hey - it COULD happen) this is a weapon.

[fraroc]

@kode1303 you do know it's the Jews that have to have everything kosher, right?

[DrSatan187]

@kode1303 LOOOOOOOOOL

[TheAlanDeath]

"...and every layer is covered in... ...weird-ass shit." xD

[jonathantranq1]

he was speechless after taking the first bite for a while hahaha

[AdrianF03]

Did EpicMealTime make this shit? 

[guitaristguy20]

Did it taste good?

[GTVAlfaMan]

I bought a case of Yoders bacon, it's excellent. One can fed the family for a week.

[21boxhead]

it's Bacon in a can period

[ColoradoKing26]

A bacon lover dream. I'm about to order some.

[GTVAlfaMan]

Is this Yoder's canned bacon packaged under a different name?

[Agent01101]

Turns out bacon has grease, never knew. -_-

[HerppettyDerppetty]

Asian pride 

[heyyitstony]

FUCKING SEND THIS SHIT TO EPICMEALTIME

[mmmmmarcus]

Open can, receive Bacon.  This is fucking awesome, I'm buying 200 cans of this now.

[hilder00]

NOOOO, THEY ARE SOLD OUT!!!!

[MahoroSu]

this should be in the mre...

[Corey897]

Holy shit it actually looks good. I want some.

[Grunt922]

while you were chewing i was waiting for you to barf...all over the camera x.x

[redgrouch]

Oh my God there's LARD everywhere. Nuff said.

[IndianaJesusfreak]

Bacon is greasy. Would you be shocked to find that a bottle of water was "really, really wet"?

[kcuf1107]

its a shit load of bacon

[MatthewScottB]

its really really really greasy.. oh god theres lard everywhere...

[divinegod102]

Mmmmmm bacons.

[ax275]

Looks so good right now...

[ItsOttis]

baconstrips & baconstrips & baconstrips & baconstrips & baconstrips & baconstrips & baconstrips & baconstrips & baconstrips

[fordmustang500kr]

@ItsOttis EPIC MEAL TIME

[TWutangT]

Delicious delicious death......looks like I need to order about a years supply.

[TheRockysaylor]

its coverd in white stuff

[FractalBolt]

"open can, receive bacon" talk about the dumbing down of people. I seriously hate all of these stupid, rather obvious, "instructions" that you find in products and services these days.

[CaptKing1]

@FractalBolt You're a fucking idiot, that picture is a parody of a popular internet meme. Get off your high horse you piece of shit. "OH HURRR PEOPLE R DUM DURRRR FUCK AMMMURIKA DERP DERP" Fuck off

[SuperCitrusFruit]

@FractalBolt it's obviously a joke sherlock

[thecookie354]

epicmealtime in a can

[thephilchannel]

SHTF Bacon.

[reverv]

bacon porn.

[MegaNinjaDood]

Wow.I want some. Show up to the zombie apocalypse with an m16 with mounted bacon

[Bandagedsniper]

@MegaNinjaDood Damn you now i want to try mounting bacon to my ar you basterd

[dannyywd1982I]

I just purchased a can of this and recieve it on Friday. Thanks for the review

[crazyheatrocker]

heart attack in a can

[DevastatedX]

i need to get some of this for my hiking trip

[khominian]

That's horrible. Looks like something they'd serve in Hell just before the 2 o'clock rapings begin.

What IS that? Looks like a can of smegma.

[jimmy134496]

@khominian maybe it looks like smegma beause its puberty flavored diabetes in a can?

[MechaStudios]

OMG so much bacon! XD WANTS

[ocelotsix]

Nice kitchen

[royaldragoons]

dude, where do you live? that's the nicest house i've ever seen an asian live in... me and my friends' houses look like shit compared to yours =/

[GodlessMartyr666]

p.s. holy shit how much was that can dude that is a shitload of bacon, sorry to hijack the vid wall.

[xJamesG]

It just tastes like ... Uuuum ... It just tastes like bacon and it's pretty good, it's pretty good bacon

[Sarge101stAirborne]

holy shit you dumbass, its not lard its fuckin congealed bacon grease, its good now eat it and shut up

[FrustratedNameSearch]

W....T.....H.....

[safewaysecurity]

You just said "hella" now I know you are norcal. lol

[nylecrane2k7]

Smoke flavor added? I hate smoked bacon

[smashbamf1]

Wow i expected the bacon to just be in the can. You know just pull one strip out of the can with one hand and shooting zombies with a gun in the other.

[HetaliaFanHawaii]

If you gave Gordon Ramsay this 90 percent he'll say

''WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHO EVER MADE THIS IS A DONKEY ASS LOOK AT ALL THAT GREASE HOLY SHIET''

or maybe something worser.

[ILGAR93]

now that ive seen an asian eat bacon, the only thing left to complete my life is to see a redneck eat sushi

[wichkid101]

@ILGAR93 i am asian and i eat bacon to

[bjizzle123]

screw tactical bacon, your paying for the can lol, its just a smaller portion of yoders canned bacon with the 10 year life, you get one pound in the yoders brand and its like half the price lol

[ironduke27]

"I firmly believe that bacon has the ability to bring about world peace" thumbs up if you agree.

[moblsche]

when he unwrapped the bacon he was all like "OMG I MUST BE IN HEAVEN"

[billy1263]

OMG like there's lard , OMG like there's fat, OMG...OMG OMG OMG LIKE there's fat...Like it taste's like Bacon...OMG LIKE it's good OMG....NO shit Sherlock!

Like OMG good video .....

[VMFA115Starloric]

"It's not the taste, it's the consistency."

[rklcardinal]

what a cool product.

Receive bacon!

Love it!

[Pinwormx]

How ironic Anthony Bordain is going the Phillipines to eat even worse things.

[NalGen3]

I WANT SOME DAMN BACON NOW

[crazyfool10001]

are u going to eat tht?

[erickr1980]

 sniff sniff god dammit 3:05-3:10

[airsoftgunner47]

You gotta feed that shit to Tex Grebner

[katrina2472]

i got 2 cans for christmas yesterday, and me and brother are eating it tomorrow, or today? :b lmfao

[crazydragon14]

Ironic Cambell's commercial at 1:36

[anteracmacash]

you sound like you're gonna have an orgasm and throw up at the same time :D:D

[Bladedspark07]

5:28 CRUNCHY!!!

[trip4201]

how much did it cost?

[PeteyPistolDee03]

Lol, this was so hilariously cute. You almost shit a brick over the grease... HAHAHA

[ThreeCharlieKilo]

The alternative to the suicide pill.

[annasajerk]

CMMG actuly makes ar15 rifles. this is interesting.

[Chayechan]

Omg the lard on it is so fricken gross xD my friend wants this stuff so badly lmfao

[kevin113423]

*runs off to start frying bacon*

[ValisFan4]

Did you notice you could add the word "tactical" in front of any product and now it suddenly appeals to camping and military people? A "tactical" flashlight is just like any other flashlight, except with the word tactical in front of it.

[rovocus]

this guy is a monster with doing things with one hand

like if you think so



[superGman003]

COOL!!!!!!!!!

[gasdorf]

oh my god .....holy shit....wtf? ....oh my god

[brottarnacke]

Well, it's bacon, it's supposed to be greasy. LOL

Sounds kinda like you want to dislike it for some reason, but can't deny the bacony goodness of it.

It actually looks a lot better than I thought it would. For how long does an unopened can last?

[Ifrink0]

@brottarnacke Shelf life is 10+ years, my guys would be in refrigration maybe 20+.

[shanebrashear]

jesus fucking christ this guy is a pussy, what is he scared of? i thought he was going to cry

[Jetmechanic001]

Cool, but your never suppose to eat tactical baco out of a dented can!! : )

[shigshwa]

I wonder what strategical bacon will be like...

[jwreagan]

@shigshwa hidden in a chocolate bar... and they are so strategical, that they don't call it strategical they just call it a "Mo Better Bacon Bar"

[shigshwa]

@jwreagan I just Googled it, and that looks NASTY!

[PornFlakes21]

This is the same pre-cooked bacon they use at Subway.

[nosepicker4]

@PornFlakes21 actually the bacon at subway is not pre cooked

[GodlessMartyr666]

@PornFlakes21 nah that comes in plastic and is safe to eat

[hamburgerslayer]

@PornFlakes21 wrong. this bacon tastes waaay better. because i payed more. so my imagination tells me it tastes better, so i get my money's worth. :P (in case you dont get it, im agreeing with you)

[johnwan75146]

i bought a few can(differnt brand) stuff is soooo good. nuke it for 4-8 sec. 10-14 buck per can. GREAT 4 a sandwich addon. it is a lot of bacon for a camping trip/zombe attack, but keeps well in the fridge

[nethdaniel552]

this is the Double rainbow guy of bacon

[legomaniac225]

i am buying me sum TAC BAC

[darkdoom645]

damn you are picky about food

[thesonofabob]

Anthony Bourdain was an appropriate show to be watching while filming this. Thanks for the review.

[luther1378]

Why are all these slack jaw fags shocked that there is grease involved with bacon?fucking heat it up, grease goes away, enjoy!

[smashbamf1]

@luther1378 well they made it so you can eat the bacon right after opening it because you know army dudes dont have microwaves and i guess you could toss it on a frying pan over an open campfire but you could do that with uncooked bacon soo yeah lol.

[BaconSupreme]

Hm. Quality.

[mssamnt]

"omg there is one more. ohhh." lol. nice video.

[guitargamer57]

is it actually worth the money cause im getting some soon

[nixso13]

wow tactical can opener right there !

[toxiclunch]

I went out and bought a can as soon as I saw this, and dude, you weren't kidding. This stuff is great!

[MrSkinnyAmerican]

the tv "so many reasons its so mmm mmmm good!" lol

[thermokilla35]

bacon ftw lol

[ninjashaun1337]

thats a great quality. what kind of camera are you using

[brenchtoast44]

Tactical bacon! Its....tactical.

[sniperownsuhard]

lol i was looking at a pic of an electric riot sheild and it was a zombie paranoioa site! it was like ZED or somthing, and it had this, and frickin' ARMOUR and a ... caned cheeze burger.....

[cdfgh1111]

After that first bite forgot all about the grease....Bacon is worse than Crack. But the really wild thing about this vid is how he opened the microwave, wasn't expecting that.

[Yes4HumanRace]

Bacon SOPMOD

[inkey2]

just press it between paper towels to get the grease off.......then heat in skillet

[innerblades]

Lol at 1:36

[PerrenEcho]

Oh god its all bubbly and shit

[Davey569]

mmmmm Looks good! (Y)

[pigglesnitch]

Whats the fuss its supposed to be tactical bacon, high in calories and energy

Hence the fat.

[darkenedsoulsoldier]

My God this is awesome wish I could get that stuff here at home!

[ma049]

I like tactical bacon but there is never enough in one can for a really satisfying snack.

[Havenick]

hahahha he gets so stoked when he peels the layers "Oh my god!" "oh my god, there is one more" . love the confusion face as he eats it lol priceless vid

[kasrkinisicus]

Oh my got theres lard...everywhere! ahaahaha

[dementedfish1]

ROFL @ :54

[ogpdub]

Damn, that's every single, lazy, dead beat, alcoholic, stoner, or overweight man's dream...

[snoozlefroose]

I would have boiled it just to get some of the "weird ass shit" off lol...and a microwave will only make it worse for you.

[SoadOwnsUrFace]

My friend got me 2 cans of this the other day, it cost him about $100 NZ to get it here. I had one can and it's INCREDIBLE!

And that weird ass shit is fat and preservatives I think. I don't really care what it is, as long as it tastes good. Zombie invasion, Here I come!

[wisconsinskater09]

LMAO, i wouldnt even have eatin it lmao!!!!!

[wisconsinskater09]

i take tht back, id eat the whole can

[bunnyhasbutterflies]

"And every layer is covered in...weird ass shit."

Hahaha! Loved it.

[BigSean1992]

LOL look pretty good after you nuked it you also look hilarious when you eat it looked like you were soul searching when you first tasted it

[Prismaticjoi]

You can never have too much bacon! lol

[catdoc541]

Damnit, now I want some bacon...

[catdoc541]

OMGWTF! hahahahaha