EGO PLUM's "Song of General Kim Jong Il" (Broadcast from North Korea's Kwangmyongsong-2 Satellite)

[1thetkdmaster]

Annyeog general !!! LMFAO UR DEAD ur **** dead thanks to god or whatever u were u fat buhdda

[Torquingdiesel]

DEAR LEADER I WILL MISS YOU KWANGMYWONG SHALL BE RELAUNCHED AND TELL THE WORLD ABOUT SUCH A GREAT LIFE

[skullknap]

RIP

[MACKBOOK123456]

Fatties dead now

[jnobori]

I am convinced.

[Poodleinacan]

At least, there no lirics.

[mastmanageangelatsui]

Kim Jong Il is the fucking guy & is going to hell.

[3LARI]

Perfection, of a kind, was what he was after,

And the poetry he invented was easy to understand;

He knew human folly like the back of his hand,

And was greatly interested in armies and fleets

When he laughed, respectable senators burst with laughter.

And when he cried the little children died in the streets.

[LUKKA2020]

asshole! i hope someone kills you already!

[anthraxjm]

When the Soviets launched Sputnik, the whole world gasped.  When the North Koreans launched Kwangmyongsong-2, the whole world laughed.

[chickenwings18]

Only koreans should hear this so I heared it lol

[MrAlfonzo93]

Aww how cute, in the western world we have all sorts of technological marvels and Northkorea have managed to broadcast a simple tune, D'awwww how cute... just wanna pinch his 'ickel cheeks!!! xx

[Jevon177]

It sounds like a song off a Kid's TV show from the 50s.

[D3nnisPro]

super kim

[SabreWolferos]

If I was an Alien and heard this Satellite. I would seriously think the Human Race is an Absolute joke.

[SuperFantasticFox]

@SabreWolferos Aren't we?

[cyballl]

可愛い過ぎる・・・・

[lookingatyouu]

내가 너희 바보스런 북한동포와 같은 민족 - KOREAN 임이 챙피스럽구나. 너의 싸움, 고집, 비난의 말들은 결코 너를 아름답게 표현해 주지 않을 뿐만아니라, 오히려 너를 챙피하게,  바보스럽게, 어쩔수없는 무식한 인간들로 너희스스로를 포장하고 있음을 알아야 할것이니라.

눈을 떠고 변화하는 세상을 보아라. 이제 굶주림, 추위, 무더위, 먼 타향, 천리길, 별나라, 하늘 나라란 말들이 모두 머나먼 옛말이 되지않았느냐. 하지만 오직 저 북한땅에서는 저 옛말들이 여전이 현실의 상황이요, 심지어 그옛날 조선시대때 보다 더하지 않느냐. . 저 무식한 김 일성, 김 정일 부자가 만들어 놓은 피폐한 북한, 내 동포의 고난, 굶주림이 현실에 사는 나의 가슴을 애태우는구나.

무식하고 악독한 김 정일을 죽여라.

[tracersstudio]

i shit at him

[pureperil]

pikachu!

[DayManDmN]

no trzymajcie mnie kurwa bo jak widzę tego pajaca to mam chęć mu przypierdolić

[KieranBTW]

I think I've just completed the game.

[Zusk0]

@KieranBTW THE GAME!

[NIDORAX]

Sounds like something out of an NES

[MegaKutzooi]

If this really is his son, then I think NK has been able to clone people for quite some time now....

[Dendiol]

This is HIRARIOUS!

[y11971alex]

hmm.

the sattlelite needs tuning.

[cryingonion2]

How is this a song? There aren't any words!

[Kozzzmonaut]

I can't get over how much he looks like my aunt in this picture.

[xxxdieselyyy]

Just a pic of Kim Jong Il smiling w/ some NES music :) Don't see what's so rotten about this compared to shit we hear on operation enduring Iraqi *belch* FREEDOM and kpop.

[jopopo08b]

vous ètes des oufs les nord coréen!!!

[sammywombarra]

All the people posting good things about North Korea are just Kim Jong-Il Trolling with his alternate accounts. Yeah i found out KJI, what you gonna do? You can't silence me, I'm not in your country.

[xxxdieselyyy]

@sammywombarra ---------Yeah i found out KJI, what you gonna do? You can't silence me, I'm not in your country---------->Now that u found out, I will kidnap u and re-educate u.

[TheOverItFellow]

Sadly for those of you who are telling the people of DPRNK to rise up, they can't hear you. Most of them believe they're the only people in the world.

[mackat4ck]

@TheOverItFellow The internet is banned in North Korea!

[LiontheLove]

I find this man to be disgraceful. His country is rotting. The cancerous acts he has committed has now taken root and is destroying his nation region by region.

Public of North Korea, you have been lied to enough! Do not stand for this anymore! Rise up against your Biased leaders, they grow fat with the treasonous acts of dishonor they committed against you!

LONG LIVE THE ALLIANCE OF THE USA AND ROK!

[elmevans]

@LiontheLove how do you know this? how do you know you havent been lied too? ..you dont... Just have a little think about who controls your country. and dont be so naive.

[Locothrope]

@elmevans kim jong il invented the hamburger, shoots 4 to 5 holes in one every time he goes golfing, and can control the weather.

Who's been lied to again?

[N0WAR1337]

@LiontheLove Shut up

[FalconsFlame]

Some fail 80's propaganda.... lol

[hamgreen]

They're very poor in DPRK. They could only afford Mario Paint Composer.

[soldeirndiver]

looks like his front 2 teeth are chicklets

[TashkentFox]

Sounds like Nintendo music.

[mukatuna]

@TashkentFox .. that's exactly what I thought. The satellite's payload must have been a friggin' Game Boy.

[TashkentFox]

LOL!

[Richiepookinshoo]

@TashkentFox Kim Jong Il - The Ultimate Koopa Trooper.

I'd love to jump on his head, lol.

[xXhanniballecterJXx]

@TashkentFox Yeah I heard that when Kim Jong Il eats a few mushrooms he's able to spit fire and jump really high. America's new super weapon (which is just a floating brick) better watch out coz I also hear the Dear Leader can destroy them with his head :p

[moniburton]

Nice that KJI would spend such time and money to transmit a song about himself into space when so many of his people are starving.

[Wyldstylist]

@moniburton Starving? that pure bull , DPRK agriculture rocks

[CaledoniaProductions]

@moniburton I completely agree, although it doesn't seem like this song required a lot of time or money.

[xxxdieselyyy2]

@moniburton ----------->So that jabba the hutt picks up da signal and kicks NATO's ass.

[AtheismCentral]

@moniburton

They are? How do you know dude LOL Shit you americans act as if you know everything. ALMIGHTY YANKEE EH? Go take care of your starving people dude!!

[MrStarbuck123]

@AtheismCentral You're right in the West we are much worse of than people in North Korea. I myself am forced to live with running water, free healthcare, free education, gas heating, television, radio, internet, three meals a day, free porn, alcohol, friends to socialise with. Wow you're right, I feel I am being oppressed.

[AtheismCentral]

@MrStarbuck123

Free healthcare? LOL

Free water? LOL

Free tele? LOL

free education? LOL

Friends to SOCIALIZE (lol) with?

Are you still in your mummies house? If you are, you soon will realize NONE OF THAT IS FREE. She and her partner or non-partner (whatnot) work their ass's off so you can keep those things. IN THE DPRK IT IS FREE!

[MrStarbuck123]

@AtheismCentral Yes SOCIALISE (lol) with an S, In England we speak English. "work our ass's off." The average person in this country has eight hours for work, eight hours for sleep and eight hours do do whatever the fuck we want. we can go out at night to clubs, pubs, concerts, restaurants, we don't have curfews or Big Brother watching us 24/7. Yes we have the NHS and we have free schools. Don't give me that "In DPRK bananas eat you" bullshit. Communism doesn't work,Russia proves that

[AtheismCentral]

@MrStarbuck123

Oh god.... I am arguing with a 12 year old. If you don't stop being annoying I am going to tell your mother. They don't have curfews there, put away the Orwell, again free schools? LOL. Russia proves that? LOL Russia collapsed entirely when communism fell, they are trying to rebuild it as we speak! LOL

[MrStarbuck123]

@AtheismCentral I'm 18, and it doesn't matter how old I am, I'm not growing up to be a wasteman like you, who probably works in McDonalds. I'm going to university next year, to get some qualifications and have the best three years of my life. I really love how you tried to correct my spelling (fail) and you claim to be an adult lol. You can try and patronise me all you want, it doesn't make anything you say any more true.

[comfyman]

@AtheismCentral free schools in britain are some of the best in the world mate, sort it out!

its possible for a student from a lower economic background to get into oxford or camrbridge without paying a penny until they are earning a decent wage.

Shits on the American dream, pisses on communism and then spits on them both again due to the NHS.

[AtheismCentral]

@comfyman

Fuck you you stupid brit, "possible" lol, stop acting like your british shit is good, go exploit ireland or scotland some more.

[startrekwarsmixguy]

@AtheismCentral Nothing is Free, thats the way socialsm works, you have two cows, the state takes both cows and gives you some milk, you pay the price of your two cows for your own milk, with our system, you have two cows, the state takes some milk, and gives you some healthcare, the right to vote and an education, all at the cost of a bucket of milk...

[DoubleO7even]

@startrekwarsmixguy That was fucking hilarious, you watched that stupid youtube video and think you're an expert on socialism. Let me fix that for you: the workers take control of the state, take control of the means of production from the bourgeoisie and the profits go to the people as opposed to a rich capitalist living halfway around the world chomping on chicken wings while people fight over their wages.

[opetr198336]

@DoubleO7even This it wrong on so many levels....

[AtheismCentral]

@moniburton

Fail/

[TriggerfishStudios]

@moniburton I wish you'd bleeding heart to death?

[MrEnglishgodfather]

naa u need a dart or a...knife..

[RadioOperator01]

Let's throw some tomatoes up his face =D

[MrEnglishgodfather]

i like the way u think!

[RadioOperator01]

thanks...now what about the tomatoes xD

[Chauncy666]

I have eggs?.. does that count?

[RadioOperator01]

Sure do mate sure do.

[darkus13]

my two cents about all this N Koreean bussines is that what North Koreea is doing shouldn't concern the US, they have no control over North Korea, you see? they launched a satellite, not a nuke! And even if they do have nukes... why shouldn`t they, I mean, US has nukes... loads of 'em, way more than Koreea can afford. US kinda says: yea, well, we can, but you CAN'T

[89murph]

To have little faith in humanity, Kim Jong-il must feel like a very lonely man.

[Bubblezbigd]

haha he's so ronery :)

[darrenmarsh1979]

It's a Stalinist personality cult.

Have a little more sympathy for the thousands of people he murdered and the fact that his fellow countrymen were starving while he lived it up.

[Richiepookinshoo]

I swear that's the guy who got me my takeout

[hanna0viking]

Ignorant indoctrinated Americans making hateful and aggressive comments below!

Perhaps your country feels threatened because a third world country that your nation is doing it's best to ruin is still managing to launch a satellite?

North Korea has no aggressive intentions but has had it's entire country COMPLETELY FLATTENED by the US before. They believe it will happen again unless they have a strong army.

Can you blame them with the US war-mongering and 60,000 US troops in South Korea?

[BACKinBLACK1080]

we "COMPLETELY FLATTENED" North Korea because they were spreading communism.Also, we have no bad intentions with our troops in South Korea. There is bad tention between North and South Korea, and South Korea does not war.We are not trying to ruin North Korea, they broke UN sanctions with their "satellite launchings". You may not agree with our actions, but the UK are our allies, and you have to accept that.

[darkus13]

yea, so what`s the US buissines if they were spreading communism, USA is still spreading capitalism, consumarism and mcdonaldization, is that a reason for another country to "completely flatten it"?

[darrenmarsh1979]

I hope Kim Jong-Il gets to read this...

You are an evil little bastard who has a total disregard for the lives of your own starving people. You and your equally evil father both rot in hell for the misery you have caused.

To the rest of the world you are not something to be taken seriously. Nothing more than a loose-cannon and a sick joke to boot.

Your Stalinist nation has had it's day. It won't be long before both Koreas are united and democratic.

[darkus13]

... teoretically, communism can be way more democratic than your imperialism and capitalism, don`t call it democracy, democracy is an ideal, just like anarchy, not a form of government, thanx. P.S. lol they modified Kim Jong's face so much that I hardly recognized him :))

[darrenmarsh1979]

ok, so fuck off and live in North Korea then.

Or don't you have the bollocks to practice what you preach?

Typical keyboard warrior.

[darkus13]

I'm not saying that i like communism, my point is:

-US should stop picking on other countries and mind their own business

-capitalism is not democracy, people tend to call some forms of government democracy, back in 1917, communism was called democracy, and obviously it wasn't

-I'm not preaching communism, but the right of each nation to do whatever they want inside their border,because I noticed that powerful countries can do as they please,while small countries are inspected and sanctioned

[darrenmarsh1979]

Of course.

We should ignore Darfur.

Ignore Harare.

We were all correct to have ignored Rwanda, Srebrenica and what happened in Sudan last year.

And if other nations wish to threaten and harrass (such as North Korea's increasing threats to South Korea) then this should also be ignored too.

Complete bollocks. What planet are you on???

I know there have been some dreadful mistakes in British and American foreign policy over the years but how does surrendering to tyrannical regimes begin to help?

[darkus13]

the north korean tyranical regime never actually did anything just braged... owell, should we ignore Guantanamo Bay? Should we ignore what's happening in Israel, should we ignore useless war on Irak? or should we ignore the open fact that US actually supports right wing tyranny, they only seem to have problem with left wing guys because they might pose some threat to the US.

[darrenmarsh1979]

Bullshit. Kim has slaughtered thousands of his own people and his people are starving.

I don't suppose you recall reading about the Korean war which many British and Americans lost their lives fighting. I don't know how you can call that "just bragging". Now the lunatic has nukes and is destablising the whole region, which threats being made to Japan too.

Guantanamo inmates should have POW status and should have the right to a free and fair trial. Agreed.

[darrenmarsh1979]

The war in Iraq would have been a worthy cause had it not been predicated on a lie. The invasion was completely mismanged from start to finish, at the detriment of the hundreds of dead troops and the thousands of dead civilians. Blame the Bush and Blair Governments for those fuck ups. Watch a docu-film called "No end in sight" for more details.

You cannot blame Israel for all of the problems in the middle east either. I suppose you believe that Hamas and Hezbollah are peaceful organisations!

[Jolobenco]

That's funny!)

[nigletgook]

lol gay.

Kim Jong Il is a raging homosexual and is pissed that's why he's threatening war it can't accept that he's gay.

[Minidrags]

ahaha this should be their battle march into south korea

[RescoeZ]

I can imagine other countries who saw this try not to laugh.

[Hotrod6045]

FAIL. they lied about all this.

[91Robi]

Fear the mighty technology of North Korea!!!

[MaNiAc360elite]

sounds like mario!

[ghostykips]

8-bit march of the tyrant LOL Good job, now we know where all those Coleco consoles from the 1970s went

[Dimetime44]

this is exactly why i'm happy to live in a capitalist society.

[DaSilvaTwinsBarber]

This kind of makes this frightening situation somehow seem strangely less serious.

[googledoosh123]

right then...

[simmur]

...who is his dentist? Great job!

[thatwassolastweek1]

its not. we picked it up from space lol

[linglingsz]

Hmm. If it is a Test Satellite, then I guess the test was successful.

As for the song itself, I have no comments.

[metallicism]

LMAO this has got to be a joke!