RICE DREAM EXPOSED!!!

[MrTXDRTNTXNVTXTNNC]

No shit rice doesn't grow in Antarctica. Who's the moron that put that on the label?

[JustCallMeAndreW]

Read a spam can

[ragnaroksama]

r u on the radio?

[FastFastFastRadio]

You should read the back of a can of Spam

[TheRobinWaldie]

of corse, hes lactose an tolerant

[BlackOasis21]

"Paging Mr. Herman. Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call at the front desk"

[Sparky60864CP]

HOW OLD R U?!? YOU HAVE A GIGANTIC DEEP VOICE!

[AwesomeTater417]

Damnn He Sexxyyy.!

[therav510]

I always drink rice dream

[TheEDBShow]

Rice dream is AWESOME

[UnDeadGamers]

Why aren't you sexing up my breakfast cereal commercials? Kashi too good for you? Maybe Captain Crunch? Or Steal Tony the Tiger's "Job".

[Penguin619]

club saaaaauuucceee

[0FrodoBaggins]

tay- your voice is freaking sexy!!!!!!!!!!! i love it!

[bmizzy05]

i'm jealous of his voice.

[NRGninjaC]

LMAO

[blacklable1960]

i HEAR IT TASTES LIKE SPOOGE, SO IT MAKES SENCE YOU LIKE IT...

[myuopify]

rice milk... is it good?

[woodly135]

So... I wonder what his parents sound like

[Salvador11223]

hey tay can yu play kingdom heroes come on its a great game and i may help you my character name is Saul From the in game contry is wu ok

[TERREWN0]

morgan freemans son!

[Schmedzageddon]

READ MY IMMORTAL FANFICTION.

[mariokid2115]

Poor Antarctica :(

[Mattew4321]

just do commercials already bro

[LittleRed611]

lol why do you drink rice milk??? lamee ;)

[triksterhawk206]

Rice milk sucks but it would suck less if there was a little chocolate rain in it

[S4NCT1FY]

He sounds a little bit like Three Dog from Fallout 3...

[Jesta911]

@S4NCT1FY he IS Three Dog

[netoelchido]

GO HANG YOUR bALL, then see if you have a high pitch voice

[unstoic5]

My dad's company makes the best rice in the world. I'm an indian.

[cymagen]

you should have narrated into the wormhole instead of morgan freeman.

[cymagen]

you should have narrated into the wormhole instead of morgan freeman.

[sarahkellett]

when are you going to read a condom box!~~!

[Moviemakerminutes]

Omg wtf is wrong with his voice?

[Vinguitar]

@Moviemakerminutes Is that even a question?

[MultiEcstazy]

@Vinguitar Is this even an answer?

[Vinguitar]

@MultiEcstazy Was that rhetorical?

[MultiEcstazy]

@Vinguitar Was it ?

[LabRatProductions1]

sing a few verses from any one of your songs in a voice as high as you can go.

[Gnom3Man]

Hes Spoling the rice milk!

[Rebel12guagez]

Sing the pokemon theme song!!! itll be so wrong but feel so right! 

[Altmann666]

Rice milk? O_o

Never heard about it

[thecvideospiczo]

I'm asian

[TheConceptElectro]

ARE WE LIVE IN A RADIOADVERTISEMENT

GODDAMN YOU BLOW MY SPEAKERS OF WITH YOUR VOICE :DD

[brandonlamarmusic]

lmao these videos are gettin creepy dude.

[Thisshitisfuckedup]

Mr. Taymanperson, can you show some short footage of wildlife and could you voiceover it like a documentary?

[adidasbr01]

TAY, please do Michael Buffer " LETS GET REAAAAADY TO RUUUUUUMMMMMMBLEEEEEEEE "

[Darklust413]

@adidasbr01 Huh, until you made this comment, I didn't know that guy's name. I also didn't realize he's related to the ring announcer for the UFC, Bruce Buffer.

[darkstar3108]

creepy stare there at the end O.o

[candysmiles11]

rice milk ewwwww

[FoxyMamaRox]

BRILLIANT!

[Addiction4MySoul]

are u by even the slightest chance related to the Jacksons Michael ,Janet and so on... u almost look like one

[921144666]

O.O I love this man!

[tayfan2]

I had never heard of rice milk. My first silly thought was how does one milk rice? hahaha Now I may buy some though.

[J1mmyist]

sooo your 75% black 20% white and 5% asian? wtf? thats a weird combination lol

[robertantonvlogs]

I"ma have to get me some of that! lol

[PokemonKid100]

Dat's AWESOME. :D

[amurderofcrowz]

o.o i must drink rice milk now

[poopoo563]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO DO TROLOLOL?!

[leeham991]

I'm going to go buy some rice milk now.

[DaCoolestNerdXD1]

Please do trolololololo!

[Filmaker897]

Dear Tay, If your voice is that deep, what will it sound like if you force it to be deeper

[yairoka]

i dont fucking care what says on the rice milk package

[MrTheRevsOffspring]

ok, ill ask it. what the FUDGE IS RICE MILK.

[HesDaryl]

@MrTheRevsOffspring rice milk is rice milk...

[brainstorm986]

you need a hair cut.

[Goregasm913]

Tay can you please read the description for Red Orchestra 2 on steam?

[PaulTheTrombonist]

hahaha nice!

[rosesrasapink]

Thumbs up if u think the ending was a lil too long :|

[19KISStheSKY97]

Voice is just sex.

[combat0208]

Nigguh trying so hard but da shit aint fun

[OMIGHTYGUY]

I freaking love rice. XD

[Akatori44]

Press 8 again and again

[AnnaLanay]

Rice milk? Never heard of it.

[Robert697]

Collaborate with Shmoyoho and have them songafi you reading "The Raven" by Edgar Allan Poe.

.

Nevermore

[thatswhathesaid04]

Woah....your voice....it's deep...and awesome :D

[Lord0fThePies]

You forgot to put the cap on you could have spilt it

[mystery964]

CAN I HAS SOME?

[Edwardo1993]

What does rice milk taste like?

[willbawesome123]

your like the complete opposite of fred!

[GalantyGuitarist]

Baby-V FTW, Ps where do you get your shirts?

[billythekid1470]

lol this is so funny.

[JDahlHD]

just sit in front of the camera and go: aaaaaaaaaaaa for 3 minutes

[MadCowsGaming]

im asian and rice isnt sacred its just delecious

[DXMorpheus]

Never actually heard of rice milk. Love rice though but apparently too much can be quite bad for you (can't remember why)

[ErosaScuderia]

Are you Ted William's son?

[joeyblue14]

you always look so creepy when you end a video ><

[RipperMusicRecords]

/watch?v=4e-VDXhXPSE You then turned evil: D

[azinzwule]

are you asain? and 1st reaction!!!1111

[tayvox]

@azinzwule I don't KNOW of any recent Asian ancestors. I do have a bit of American Indian, and of course American Indians came from Asia back before The Internet.

[DanielA7693]

You should sing the trololololo song :D

[MrXxsnipesXx]

he has the gods voice!

[setphasers2laugh]

...that...(sniff)....that was beautiful

[Solarallergie]

still want you to sing trololololol :3

[tayvox]

@Solarallergie I still need to find a Karaoke track that sounds like the original.

[fawkes968]

<3

[TheInunah]

Read All Your Base Are Belong to Us.

[M4ST3R185]

Do the halo voice kills thingy c:

[goihe]

hahaha i was wahing a live ustream and at 0:10 some clasic music started playing and it fited the video prefectly!! lol!!

[wilsontech1]

You GO Tay! :)

[deltrae3]

Rice Dream: awesome!

Tay Zonday reading the back of a carton of Rice Dream: FJAODIFUAKNGGAODUIGAHG;

[starwars4u]

Can you do a Darth Vader voice?

[moomooquck]

o man, you voice is so powerful with my bass boosting headphones.

[srmarquinho]

You really should make people pay you too do that.. If you are not doing it..

[linkinparklvr013]

im actually thirtsty for some rice dream :o

[Akremcol1]

Remember me ?

[tayvox]

@Akremcol1 Hi!

[Akremcol1]

@tayvox Gosh i love you man :). No homo ;)

[RipperMusicRecords]

@tayvox you smoking? Hi from Ukraine :P

[tayvox]

@RipperMusicRecords No. I live in LA though so sometimes going outside is like smoking ;-)

[RipperMusicRecords]

@tayvox Last question: D How old are you? Gorgeous tone of voice.

[tayvox]

@RipperMusicRecords I'm 29. Don't tell anybody.

[RipperMusicRecords]

@tayvox Thanks for answers =)

[Nomeninja2]

Keep your rice juice away from my moo cow milk, it's making it feel bad :<

[stratafm]

You should read the back of a box of condoms!!!

[LukeDrake94]

Please read some Duke Nukem quotes. 

[HouseMouset22]

sponsor! 

[stratafm]

Epic as usual!

[MagicCornLover]

lmfaooooo

[fcc323]

15th

[Reereeeeeful]

OMG , if i drink that will i get a deep voice to ? :]

[kobrw]

@Reereeeeeful yup!

[tayvox]

@Reereeeeeful Not sure.

[Reereeeeeful]

@tayvox AWWWW :[

[SazWonderz]

Your voice is INSANE!!!

[whipped1000]

wtf is ricemilk

[cherilyndria]

@whipped1000 its a milk substitute for ppl who are lactose intolerant, and actually quite good,(way better than soy milk) you can find it at most grocery stores, I think in the baking good aisle or by the cereals since it doesn't need to be refrigerated until its opened,

[gruntlover2]

12th!

[TheSam4596]

8th

[tezm0s]

Niggercock.

[Beavermix]

Tay, you are an inspiration.

[DrBrevin]

5th!!



[jeromyjohn02]

4th!



[DrBrevin]

@jeromyjohn02 nope

[Cadoan]

Just watched the South Park episode "you" are in; I can't stop laughing when I see it.

You're amazing, Tay!

[wardenzo]

3th!

[MrTomnoone]

awww, could listen to you all day

[linlar10]

@MrTomnoone are you a yognaught?

[MrTomnoone]

@linlar10 yes :)

[Baegus]

FIRST!