The creation "scientists" ARE purposely dishonest. They are making a lot of money telling churches and christians what they want to hear. Guys like Ray Comfort are purposely misleading people. The version of "origins" that Comfort is distributing purposely leaves out important chapters to mislead people. He has had his arguments clearly refuted many many times, he has been busted telling lies many times, yet he keeps saying the same things repeatedly.
The funny thing is that Darwin was LESS biased than the rest of his time, if at all. And Hitler didn't use the concept of evolution, he wanted to keep God's race pure.
Couldnt they have done something better with the money they spent on those books,like,feed some hungry people or something.wouldnt that be the 'christian' thing to do.
if you wrote fifty pages proving the bible is shit and put it IN THE BIBLE i would BUY IT. WRITE IT YOU LAZY BITCH!! ;P seriously though i WOULD buy it
These people only give a shit when their side isn't being presented. Oh, who cares about the hundreds of thousands of other religions that aren't being taught to students so they can make an informed decision?
And because Darwin hated women, men and basically everybody (although he would've loved Hitler, had he known him), this proves that his theory was wrong. And after all, it's just a theory. And there a lot of gaps in the fossil record - like every bone of every creature that has ever existed... And science is unreliable, because it's constantly changing, whiles the world of god is eternally infallible and true...
FUCK ME!! How many times do we need to tell these morons that the theory (theory look up the definition of a scientific theory) of evolution has NOTHING to do with the big bang or how life started...only morons hate what they dont understand..how fucking stupid can you be to cling on to these ridiculous beliefs??
I disagree when you say that they're not bad people, they're clearly in this business for the money, they sell books, dvds, they take donations all day, cumfart has a hotline in his church where there's like 20 people piking up calls and taking orders, IT's A BUSINESS ! they don't give a fuck about god.
That dickwad you're bashing has a business partner called "the banana man", this guy wrote 7 books and he has a ministry with like 20 people answering phones and taking orders (voluntary workers). It's a business, these people don't give a fuck about god or science, they have no moral values, they fuck stupid people in the ass all day.
"...the unscientific belief that nothing created everything..."
Really? Unscientific?
"It turns out that multiple production of universes is an inevitable consequence even if the initial state is NOTHING (original emphasis)." Abstract for: Quantum Field Theory of the Universe, Akio Hosoya & Masahiro Morikawa, 1989
While Kirk was still going through Growing Pains, real scientists had already debunked his future idiotic ramblings.
What really makes me angry is that Cameron complains about censorship, yet Comfort went and cut out the chapters of The Origin Of Species containing Darwin's most compelling arguements and evidence for evolution.
So much for presenting "both sides of the argument," as they put it. So much for "fair and balanced." They can't even stand up to fight without sneaking in and cutting the enemy's hamstrings first.
Kirk and ray are giving away free Jesus camp literature! May the future brainwashed religious ass holes make life horrible for future normal thinking people. yay...
Oh yes, pull out Copernicus! The priest that had a lover while being a priest! And I'm PROUD of Copernicus (he was Polish after all) and I think he was a priest only cus that was one of the few ways to get educations back then.
Coctopus, here is my contribution to be added to the bible. It is to be placed at the very front of the book.
"This book uses the supernatural for settings, characters, and themes. All mystical and supernatural elements are fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only. This book contains mature content including rape, genocide, infanticide, torture, incest, murder, child sacrifice, prostitution, illicit sex, drug use, and public execution. Reader discretion is advised."
I'll bet if you dug hard enough you would find that Isaac Newton had some character flaws. Which positively proves that gravity doesn't exist. (sarcasm)
Coctopus, if I write a 50 page introduction to the KJV bible, will you promote it on your channel?
I was already working on rewriting the bible in very simple language so that people can see the shit under the flowery language used in the KJV.
Writing a preface to the bible would be pretty easy and legal as the bible is a public domain document. I can even get it published, it'd just be cool to have the word out there. PM me if you want to do this.
Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron need to realize that even if Hitler was "connected" to evolution and Darwin was racist and sexist, that goes nowhere to disproving the theory.
I think that would awesome a free copy of a scientific classic. The only catch is an introduction, which I wouldn't read. They should do this for all my text books. And video games, but they better have skip the intro button.
we should do something similar to the bible, point out all its flaws and shit, see how the fucktards like that , mind you i think it would be more than 50 pages long :)
Using Charles Darwins Origin of Species as a platform to legitimize thier fairy tale is beyond dispicable. I assume that the intention is more to use Darwins name and credibility to influence the less intelligent people who end up with these defaced copies than anything else. That is after all the way these creatons operate. What a wonderful new low they've discovered....................
HITLER... WTF!!! ah yes, hurricane katrina was an atheist an so are your worst fears. C'MON these people are RETARDED and it PISSES me off. jesus fucking christ.
Why is it the same people who can blindly follow EVERYTHING told to them about Jesus, god bla bla bla, can be the biggest deniers of things like climate change which is far more believable.
Creationism is one huge ship that is sinking faster and faster. Religion is also a sinking ship. Cameron and others have invested so much time and money into their religion that they have no other choice but lie and try to throw some of the water overboard with buckets. Its going to the bottom. Their lives/reality would surely fall to pieces if they lost their precious lies. It would all fall apart. The way of the bastard \m/
Cameron says both sides, there is not another "side" there is science (reality) and religion (fantasy). science deals with what we can observe in the natural world, as soon as you bring anything supernatural into the mix, it is no longer science.
A United States governed by the right wing neanderthals should not be regarded as a stable, modern, western nation but as an unstable, pariah State by the rest of the world
Hitler supported ARTIFICIAL selection (selective breeding) which was known about way before Darwin was born It's why we have domesticated animals and plants. Hitler wanted to apply that to humans.
Darwin discovered NATURAL selection, a totally different thing.
But of course these religious cunts aren't going to let facts get in the way of calling atheists Hitler-lovers.
Anyone who actually reads Origin of Species will likely be looking into the other theories, too. It's not like HS biology teachers make the book part of their curriculum.
I remember some people handing out bibles to us in middle school. By noon i'd say 99% of them were in the trash/toilets or turned into spitballs. Just a big waste of paper.
I say just hand out copies of the Skeptic's Annotated Bible. It's already available, it points out every inconsistency, and it does it in a very accessible way. We should send them to the 50 biggest churches in the US.
Forget burning Ray's 50 pages of stupidity and lies. Instead, let's cook Ray and make Comfort chillie... We Atheists are cannibals with no morals after all !
Handing out bibles with an atheist introduction actually sounds like a good idea. You don't even really have to write any arguments, just point out the passages that are especially bat-shit crazy in there (and there are many), and then watch their faces twist in horror as they discover that it's actually in there. I say fight fire with fire.
Since Hitler used Christianity, the bible is racist and sexist, can we get Christopher hitchens to write and introduction and hand it out at the 50 largest churches?
"What created god? "Nothing. God always was and always is and never changes. Never changes?" Hell, he apperently even changed his mind on the existence of this universe.
If those guys come to my campus Ill stop, give them a moment of my time, gratefully accept their book and then FUCKING rip out the first 50 pages, thank them for the toilet paper and leave!
Yes, these kids aren't stupid... I say... do it! Show them how stupid religion can be, maybe they start researching it knowing that if science and religion can't see eye to eye, then look at the evidence and well... you know how it all follows from here.
And if actually a person believes this bullshit and any subject which has to do with science is an important subject in their university, they don't even belong there.
About the 50-page intro in the bible, that would be fun to read as well :).
Wow seriously, why are they pushing their religion on people, its so wrong, I wish atheists were more organized, as Dawkins suggests we become and that we can counter them just like you said by creating a preface to the bible, it would be great!
Why would Hitler's killings during his reign affect the validity of evolution in any way? I mean, just because the thought is sickening, doesn't mean it isn't true? Like, let's say, priests molesting boys.
The two things creationists come up with time and again about evolution - it doesn't explain abiogenesis/the big bang/your mamma and that evolution is responsible for Hitler killing a lot of people.
We need to actually do this. We can post it all over the internet, and maybe we can find someone who will publish some copies. Unfortunately the bible is over 1000 pages, so that makes it difficult!
Zenn3k Very many people will rip the crap out, if they plan on handing them out at universities. There aren't very many retarded hicks like Cameron at universities, hehe.
yeah,, kids are getting smarter and they will be able to tell that this shit is just christian propaganda,, ray comfart has some balls if he thinks anything he writes will be a challenge to the origin of species in any way shape or form,,,
Hitchens got it right when he said: 'If only we knew about science, earthquakes, diseases and storms back then like we know now. There would NEVER have been religion at all'.
Humans = 200,000 years old.
god = 2,000 years old.
Where the fuck was he the previous 198,000 fucking years?
Hehe, I see your point, but "god" isn't 2000 thousand years old, more like 4000, but the idea of a god is as old as society, which is about ~10.000 years old.
But I hold the same opinion, humans came before god ;D
Yeah, the earlier hunter-gathere stone-age people believed more in "spirits" and stuff, like stone-age people still do today. "Gods" evolved for some reason when they started living in bigger societies: )
Opposing and correct? Don't trust your lying eyes, kids! Just let God change your heart and shut down your brain and you'll be convinced that Yahweh blew the universe out of his ass.
Hitler banned Darwin's Origin of Species and IIRC, arranged for it to be included in book burnings.
Of course, I'm tired of pointing out the pointlessness of the ad hominem, even if it were true, but he was actually progressive for his time. One of his motives was establishing the equality of mankind's origin to pull the rug out from under the slave owners.
one of the first thing i would ask kirk is this. if you believe darwin and atheists think people and everything else sprang from nothing as you say, then why do you believe your god created everything from nothing. the only difference in your theory is the prime mover. one being your god the other being the universe itself. where is the difference?
Here's what my university's been doing for the origin of species anniversary.
Having a huge sale on evolution and anthropology books, having some transitional fossils brought in for a lecture series and has been having expert guest lectures all year talking about different aspects of evolution.
If he was to come and give out some books here, i think he would be mind raped by a few 100 debunking heckles.
and what people fail to point out is these charletans use scientific findings to try and disprove science. as if, left to they're own ways, they would discover dna, fossils, flagella etc...they would be reading the same book over and over.
plus, they lived at a time when science wasn't as advanced and you pretty HAD to have a religion or you might get burned to death... they constantly use bad examples of what they want to illustrate
It is funny how all these people use Hitler as an example. When he himself rejected Darwin and evolution. He himself was a creationist, that is the funny thing about it.
It would be interesting to see how many creationists will read the entire book, and suddenly realise, based on the evidence provided, that creationism is plainly wrong.
This guy wouldn't have sounded half as intelligent as he manages to sound if it weren't for the dramatic music he plays and the black screen with special effects floating around behind him.
If you want to roll a j or a spliff and are unfortunately out of papers, many bibles are printed on perfect substitute paper -- pliable and thin -- for twisting up a nice smoke. The ink is a bit worrisome, I'm inclined to think that it's not too good for the lungs to inhale burning ink, but it works in a pinch.
That's the best use for bibles I've ever found -- they actually CAN serve a purpose!
You're a goddamn genius, c0c! I wanna see that 50-page intro to the bible! Any fellow atheists out there think we can make it happen? We still have two months.
I believe that the Bible is public domain, I would love to see a 50 page foreword by one of the more popular Atheists out there. I do not think to many Creationists out there would appreciate that.
If I were at a university and came across Kirk cameron handing that shit out, I would either burn the book in front of him or rip out the bullshit "preface" and burn and stomp on it.
Fuck a 50 page intro to the bible, annotate that shit.
TrueMetis 1 week ago
The creation "scientists" ARE purposely dishonest. They are making a lot of money telling churches and christians what they want to hear. Guys like Ray Comfort are purposely misleading people. The version of "origins" that Comfort is distributing purposely leaves out important chapters to mislead people. He has had his arguments clearly refuted many many times, he has been busted telling lies many times, yet he keeps saying the same things repeatedly.
ultim4t32 1 week ago
hmm maybe dick cameron is right...he sounds so convincing
managarm1349 5 months ago
Life arrived on Earth as cosmic debris....where did it come from should be the big question.
motonegros 5 months ago
The funny thing is that Darwin was LESS biased than the rest of his time, if at all. And Hitler didn't use the concept of evolution, he wanted to keep God's race pure.
LordRakton 6 months ago
Couldnt they have done something better with the money they spent on those books,like,feed some hungry people or something.wouldnt that be the 'christian' thing to do.
mafferdragonhead 11 months ago
How on Earth can Kirk Cameron get away with trying to fuck the next American generation with this garbage?
EddieTheFishReturns 1 year ago
Wow, this was such a pathetic low shot by Cameron and Comfort. As arguments go, it's tragically f***ing incompetent.
EddieTheFishReturns 1 year ago
This is comedy gold. It would be a fruitless endeavour to try and find another person I would rather be watching on youtube.
SageTheAtheist 1 year ago
Kirk Cameron!!?? Are you naturally that STUPID or do you have to WORK at it?
Godlesspanther 1 year ago
The origin of bullshit
rich2rock 1 year ago
if you wrote fifty pages proving the bible is shit and put it IN THE BIBLE i would BUY IT. WRITE IT YOU LAZY BITCH!! ;P seriously though i WOULD buy it
Loubacca 1 year ago
@MouseHusic
Get in line.
KammyworldRacerGT4 1 year ago
@KammyworldRacerGT4 Can't we just gang up on him all at once?
UnderlordZ 1 year ago
The vast difference in the "likes" and "dislikes" is a beautiful thing. :]
ambrosia0569 1 year ago 2
Henry ford was anti-semetic, doesn't mean you shouldnt buy his cars
EnergizerBunny804 1 year ago
These people only give a shit when their side isn't being presented. Oh, who cares about the hundreds of thousands of other religions that aren't being taught to students so they can make an informed decision?
spiritofthewind1132 1 year ago
Putting that comment into the bible sounds like an awesome idea in fact. More than just a joke.
Mithcoriel 1 year ago
so because hitler believed in evolution it's
A) Wrong
B) Bad
Hitler also believed in gravity i'm sure so let's all float off the planet right now and he also believed in shoes, so let's..etc.
antonyhamill 1 year ago 18
Can someone float me a pair of boots, I can't find my shoes anywhere.
ThereIsCake 1 year ago 4
@antonyhamill Hitler also had a moustache! Kill the moustachioes
UnderlordZ 1 year ago
@antonyhamill
Yep.
And because Darwin hated women, men and basically everybody (although he would've loved Hitler, had he known him), this proves that his theory was wrong. And after all, it's just a theory. And there a lot of gaps in the fossil record - like every bone of every creature that has ever existed... And science is unreliable, because it's constantly changing, whiles the world of god is eternally infallible and true...
Creationists' logic never stops to amaze me!!
grozde 1 year ago
Oh, and did I mention that Darwin hated puppies and once was spotted kicking a tiny kitten?
There's your proof for the invalidity of the theory of evolution trough natural selection...
...I guess.
grozde 1 year ago
There is a direct correlation between intelligence and atheism.
Yes its true folks, thick people are deluded and believe in myths while smart people rely on facts and believe in reality.
ThereIsCake 1 year ago 5
excellent comment, thumbs up!
antonyhamill 1 year ago
FUCK ME!! How many times do we need to tell these morons that the theory (theory look up the definition of a scientific theory) of evolution has NOTHING to do with the big bang or how life started...only morons hate what they dont understand..how fucking stupid can you be to cling on to these ridiculous beliefs??
64Ways2Die 1 year ago 3
I disagree when you say that they're not bad people, they're clearly in this business for the money, they sell books, dvds, they take donations all day, cumfart has a hotline in his church where there's like 20 people piking up calls and taking orders, IT's A BUSINESS ! they don't give a fuck about god.
coffee396 1 year ago
10:17 "these kids aren't stupid"...but they need someone shoving a book in their face, vs. them finding the book on their own.
betamaxdc 2 years ago
Hey Ray, got a banana?
9886635574 2 years ago 2
Holy shit, I had the exact same idea as you, C0ct0pus! We need to find a way to make this happen!
Except I think it'd take way more than 50 pages to deconstruct all of those bronze-age fairy tales. We'd probably need at least a hundred.
MedievalWerewolf 2 years ago
That dickwad you're bashing has a business partner called "the banana man", this guy wrote 7 books and he has a ministry with like 20 people answering phones and taking orders (voluntary workers). It's a business, these people don't give a fuck about god or science, they have no moral values, they fuck stupid people in the ass all day.
theliberalparis 2 years ago 2
Both sides?
theory of evolution-intelligent design
theory of gravity-intelligent falling
mathematics- intelligent numbers
2+2=JESUS!
d82987 2 years ago 5
This is brilliant, I'm so satealing it....
ThereIsCake 1 year ago
"...the unscientific belief that nothing created everything..."
Really? Unscientific?
"It turns out that multiple production of universes is an inevitable consequence even if the initial state is NOTHING (original emphasis)." Abstract for: Quantum Field Theory of the Universe, Akio Hosoya & Masahiro Morikawa, 1989
While Kirk was still going through Growing Pains, real scientists had already debunked his future idiotic ramblings.
KingofNH 2 years ago 3
What really makes me angry is that Cameron complains about censorship, yet Comfort went and cut out the chapters of The Origin Of Species containing Darwin's most compelling arguements and evidence for evolution.
So much for presenting "both sides of the argument," as they put it. So much for "fair and balanced." They can't even stand up to fight without sneaking in and cutting the enemy's hamstrings first.
CommanderSquidlet 2 years ago
damn, wish I was in America. Then I could get a free copy of 'The Origin of the Species' and 50 pages of emergency toilet paper.
DeeDemonwitch 2 years ago 5
Or emergency tissues! I could do with some of those with this cold I have.
solodanceparty 2 years ago
The opposing and "correct" view? a little....conceded don't you think?
JohnnyBlazeGR 2 years ago
Einstein was not Christian he was a Pantheistic Atheist. Kirk is a huge fucking liar. So much for "thou shalt not bear false witness."
UncomfortableSilence 2 years ago 4
Kirk and ray are giving away free Jesus camp literature! May the future brainwashed religious ass holes make life horrible for future normal thinking people. yay...
kaduisaui 2 years ago
Aliens breeding humans as an experiment is a much better explaiation than creation.
MarcusCardiff 2 years ago 32
i think you're onto something there :D
barbwireboy2 2 years ago
vote for flying spaghetti monster on almighty atheismo's battle of the gods!
TheBuddha94 2 years ago
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!@@!!! lol
CitricSavage 2 years ago 3
LOL FRIEND RAY COMFORT!!!
MeepullStewray 2 years ago
Oh yes, pull out Copernicus! The priest that had a lover while being a priest! And I'm PROUD of Copernicus (he was Polish after all) and I think he was a priest only cus that was one of the few ways to get educations back then.
mornmeril 2 years ago
0:25 TA-DAH!!! *Godwin enters*
Hairysteed 2 years ago
Coctopus, here is my contribution to be added to the bible. It is to be placed at the very front of the book.
"This book uses the supernatural for settings, characters, and themes. All mystical and supernatural elements are fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only. This book contains mature content including rape, genocide, infanticide, torture, incest, murder, child sacrifice, prostitution, illicit sex, drug use, and public execution. Reader discretion is advised."
smaugfrost 2 years ago
huh.
Christians have killed over 8 million Jews over 200 years due to the pogroms of Luther, Calvin, the Catholic church, and Hitler.
so therefore, Christianity must be false, right?
smaugfrost 2 years ago 2
I'll bet if you dug hard enough you would find that Isaac Newton had some character flaws. Which positively proves that gravity doesn't exist. (sarcasm)
MaggieMamacat 2 years ago 2
Coctopus, if I write a 50 page introduction to the KJV bible, will you promote it on your channel?
I was already working on rewriting the bible in very simple language so that people can see the shit under the flowery language used in the KJV.
Writing a preface to the bible would be pretty easy and legal as the bible is a public domain document. I can even get it published, it'd just be cool to have the word out there. PM me if you want to do this.
-Zephram of CWG
CheeseWaffleGames 2 years ago 4
man this is limited edition i should keep for investment. It will be an artifact of the past when religion was struggling to survive
bajorjor1 2 years ago
Okay, can someone explain this logic to me?
"Since Darwin was racist, his theory of evolution was wrong"
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!
It's like saying:
"Since ZOMGitscriss doesn't have DD's, everything she says about religion is false"
ScrewLimbBizkit 2 years ago 6
kirk names all those scientists, but I bet he can't list a single thing any of them have ever done or contributed to the field of science.
k9lionheart 2 years ago 2
The devil killed...18 people.
God killed....33,041,220
Glacies12 2 years ago 3
You forgot the book of Revelation, since the Christians think this is all "foretold".
Yahweh adds another 4 - 5 billion with the whole seven seals and Armageddon bullshit.
So, somewhere around ... 4,533,041,220 people.
smaugfrost 2 years ago
No, I was talking as in directly.
He wiped em out because he wanted to.
Glacies12 2 years ago
Oh I agree with you.
But god DOES directly wipe out 4 -5 billion people. He states he WILL carry it out.
By the end of the bible, this fictional god has killed over 4 and a half billion people, and wiped the earth out twice.
Satan has gotten a really bad rap. Many of the 18 or so deaths he carried out were ORDERED by god.
smaugfrost 2 years ago
dont forget the devil only killed them cause god said that he could
Gearhead142 2 years ago
Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron need to realize that even if Hitler was "connected" to evolution and Darwin was racist and sexist, that goes nowhere to disproving the theory.
NukeFishy 2 years ago 2
I think that would awesome a free copy of a scientific classic. The only catch is an introduction, which I wouldn't read. They should do this for all my text books. And video games, but they better have skip the intro button.
mage1over137 2 years ago
You can just rip out the intro and mail it back to them. :D
NukeFishy 2 years ago
we should do something similar to the bible, point out all its flaws and shit, see how the fucktards like that , mind you i think it would be more than 50 pages long :)
ChaosNutter2100 2 years ago 2
its be longer then the bible lawl
Gearhead142 2 years ago
If you don't laugh out loud when Cameron speaks of Hitler's undeniable connection you have no sense of humor.
Dramphooey 2 years ago
Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron, what a pair of simpletons.
An introduction written by simpletons for simpletons.
cobol528 2 years ago
Your beard is magnificent.
Also, your arguments are magnificent.
Cooter4sale 2 years ago
Coctopus is right we should start making Bibles with our argument on the first 50 pages.
NoogLeader 2 years ago 3
Using Charles Darwins Origin of Species as a platform to legitimize thier fairy tale is beyond dispicable. I assume that the intention is more to use Darwins name and credibility to influence the less intelligent people who end up with these defaced copies than anything else. That is after all the way these creatons operate. What a wonderful new low they've discovered....................
madmoddersparkler 2 years ago 2
BEST IDEA EVER!!!! YOU MUST find a way to pull off that bible idea.
shazta88 2 years ago
My thoughts exactly. We should totally do that in response.
I can already see it:
"WARNING: This book is a work of fiction."
uni4dfx 2 years ago 2
HITLER... WTF!!! ah yes, hurricane katrina was an atheist an so are your worst fears. C'MON these people are RETARDED and it PISSES me off. jesus fucking christ.
shazta88 2 years ago
If you find any of these "origin of species" books with Ray Comfort's garbage in it JUST RIP IT OUT.
Then you have a perfectly good, honest book that is worth reading.
bodeezy 2 years ago
Why is it the same people who can blindly follow EVERYTHING told to them about Jesus, god bla bla bla, can be the biggest deniers of things like climate change which is far more believable.
langeroony35 2 years ago
will 50 pages at the start of buy bull$ be enough? That is a great point by the way!
ThisisStickman 2 years ago
You destroyed this guy. lmao
FuckOppression 2 years ago 2
Huh? 50 pages? We could write a forward longer than the entire bible!
HonestDiscussioner 2 years ago 2
Creationism is one huge ship that is sinking faster and faster. Religion is also a sinking ship. Cameron and others have invested so much time and money into their religion that they have no other choice but lie and try to throw some of the water overboard with buckets. Its going to the bottom. Their lives/reality would surely fall to pieces if they lost their precious lies. It would all fall apart. The way of the bastard \m/
dethrockk 2 years ago 2
Hitler was a Christian, and MANY times referred to the fact that he was doing (what he believed to be) god's work.
GreenEarth8 2 years ago 3
and i thought everyone knew that...
polop1234 2 years ago
Cameron says both sides, there is not another "side" there is science (reality) and religion (fantasy). science deals with what we can observe in the natural world, as soon as you bring anything supernatural into the mix, it is no longer science.
GreenEarth8 2 years ago
I really like the idea of a Bible with the atheist forward. That would be a fun project.
PissedOffAtheist 2 years ago 4
A United States governed by the right wing neanderthals should not be regarded as a stable, modern, western nation but as an unstable, pariah State by the rest of the world
Sparkanoid1 2 years ago
dear coctopus,
you treat kirk and ray just as they deserve, good job
bam
themarioclone 2 years ago 2
Hitler supported ARTIFICIAL selection (selective breeding) which was known about way before Darwin was born It's why we have domesticated animals and plants. Hitler wanted to apply that to humans.
Darwin discovered NATURAL selection, a totally different thing.
But of course these religious cunts aren't going to let facts get in the way of calling atheists Hitler-lovers.
RebelVoDKa 2 years ago 6
Maybe Cameron's warped sense of reality is centered on his mommy issues and Joanna Kerns or he got rebuffed by Ben Seaver in his formative years.
sidplicity 2 years ago
coctopus ROCKS!
withoutasong 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this is getting old
ErinAray 2 years ago
Anyone who actually reads Origin of Species will likely be looking into the other theories, too. It's not like HS biology teachers make the book part of their curriculum.
eksyte 2 years ago
I remember some people handing out bibles to us in middle school. By noon i'd say 99% of them were in the trash/toilets or turned into spitballs. Just a big waste of paper.
VesusSheist 2 years ago 5
But, in "On The Origin of The Species", Darwin deals with the "lack of transitional species" counterargument.
Darwin did real rigorous science, and addressed these lame-assed counterarguments in the book.
All these Xtian wastes of skin are doing is letting us know that they *never* read the book, or know squat about evolution and natural selection.
kevinbenko 2 years ago 2
Darwin also farted in elevators and never brought weed to parties, just mooching of others....Oh, and Darwin liked Dane Cook. I am now a creationist!
;-)
withoutasong 2 years ago 3
lol
adafuns 2 years ago 2
I say just hand out copies of the Skeptic's Annotated Bible. It's already available, it points out every inconsistency, and it does it in a very accessible way. We should send them to the 50 biggest churches in the US.
califoniania 2 years ago 2
Forget burning Ray's 50 pages of stupidity and lies. Instead, let's cook Ray and make Comfort chillie... We Atheists are cannibals with no morals after all !
jimrbsn 2 years ago 3
all i've got to say to kirk and cumfart: good luck with getting that introduction in you smarmy, scientific-illiterate fucktards!
nylonhead116 2 years ago
Eh, I'm sure I could rip through the bible and give ya at least 1 good page of rebukes to the stupidity.
buddcinder 2 years ago
How do we start something to organize everyone who gets handed these books to burn the first 50 pages in the parking lot.
Athiest2009 2 years ago
Beware of creationist stupidity: unfiltered stupid at this level can cause severe facepalming and rapid reduction of IQ.
Robotocracy 2 years ago 2
Do you think Kirk and the banana guy are gay for each other?
I bet Kirk likes getting the mustache ride.
coolluckyme2007 2 years ago 2
i bet banana's get involved at one point ; )
adafuns 2 years ago
Handing out bibles with an atheist introduction actually sounds like a good idea. You don't even really have to write any arguments, just point out the passages that are especially bat-shit crazy in there (and there are many), and then watch their faces twist in horror as they discover that it's actually in there. I say fight fire with fire.
amsp79 2 years ago
I recommend to protest the addendum put on a BBQ.
$2 hot dogs, or $1 if they provide fuel for the fire in the form of Ray's 50 pages. Think of it as "Food for fallacy".
Atriviality 2 years ago
Since Hitler used Christianity, the bible is racist and sexist, can we get Christopher hitchens to write and introduction and hand it out at the 50 largest churches?
CBUEngineer 2 years ago 3
I like the idea of creationists handing out proof of their own idiocy to the people most likely to recognize it.
zowxon 2 years ago 3
LOL @ 9:29 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that shit cracked me up so much. I would LOVE to help you write that introduction coctopus. we would DESTROY that piece of shit book.
urMOMgos2colegex 2 years ago 5
I love the "counter argument" christians have for the creation of the universe.
What created the universe? "GOD"
What created god? "Nothing. God always was and always is and never changes."
Never changes? "Err... well except when he changes his mind occassionally about human sacrifice and... uh.. some other things as well."
Oookay sort of fickle... but hey how did god create the universe? "Magic words."
Abracadabra? "No. Let there be light!"
Was god in a cave? "Stop being evil."
WhirlingWolves 2 years ago 4
"What created god? "Nothing. God always was and always is and never changes. Never changes?" Hell, he apperently even changed his mind on the existence of this universe.
wimscheers 2 years ago
Kirk Cameron: A great guy to laugh at.
RoCkErX285 2 years ago
Bible introduction? I'm intrigued.
BrianKGarver 2 years ago 2
wow, these guys wanna spread their bullshit virus out to kids soooo badly xDD
bananaman and his butt-buddy mr. crocaduck will lie, cheat, and steal to get ppl to believe in this outlandish shit x3
SEF6519 2 years ago
make a new bible like ray cumfart
and sel it
you make lots of mony i think
zurudu 2 years ago
Haha, Cumfart!!! That's funny! And I bet he's gay, so he's probably had a few "cumfarts", haha! : )
winterstellar 2 years ago
Let's get those counter Bibles out on December 25, 2009. Get it done Harper Collins!
machphantom 2 years ago
I *WISH* they were to come over to the UK and dish out their book in my university.
Oh the hilarity that would ensue.
Ikaath 2 years ago 2
If those guys come to my campus Ill stop, give them a moment of my time, gratefully accept their book and then FUCKING rip out the first 50 pages, thank them for the toilet paper and leave!
AlphaL0gic 2 years ago
Yes, these kids aren't stupid... I say... do it! Show them how stupid religion can be, maybe they start researching it knowing that if science and religion can't see eye to eye, then look at the evidence and well... you know how it all follows from here.
And if actually a person believes this bullshit and any subject which has to do with science is an important subject in their university, they don't even belong there.
About the 50-page intro in the bible, that would be fun to read as well :).
Strawedify 2 years ago 2
Honestly, I'll help write the introduction to the Bible. I'm down, Coc
ChillPenguin2 2 years ago
Wow seriously, why are they pushing their religion on people, its so wrong, I wish atheists were more organized, as Dawkins suggests we become and that we can counter them just like you said by creating a preface to the bible, it would be great!
DJBerber 2 years ago
One thing I don't get is...
Why would Hitler's killings during his reign affect the validity of evolution in any way? I mean, just because the thought is sickening, doesn't mean it isn't true? Like, let's say, priests molesting boys.
FelleAndersson 2 years ago
haha good stuff :)
sureup 2 years ago
I've got Ol' Cumfart's intro on PDF. PM me if you'd like a copy. (This goes out to all skeptics, not just C0ct0)
(SamuelHans, many thanks-- wish I could print things like this on toilet paper. Maybe if I scraped a few thousand bucks together...)
SpyHotz404 2 years ago
The two things creationists come up with time and again about evolution - it doesn't explain abiogenesis/the big bang/your mamma and that evolution is responsible for Hitler killing a lot of people.
ProphetTenebrae 2 years ago
We need to actually do this. We can post it all over the internet, and maybe we can find someone who will publish some copies. Unfortunately the bible is over 1000 pages, so that makes it difficult!
bobble12221 2 years ago
They should rip that shit out and burn it and make a party of it too.
Zenn3k 2 years ago
Zenn3k Very many people will rip the crap out, if they plan on handing them out at universities. There aren't very many retarded hicks like Cameron at universities, hehe.
winterstellar 2 years ago
yeah,, kids are getting smarter and they will be able to tell that this shit is just christian propaganda,, ray comfart has some balls if he thinks anything he writes will be a challenge to the origin of species in any way shape or form,,,
xd1rtx 2 years ago
ugh...... campus crusaders for christ.......
7othestars 2 years ago
they shouldnt be allowed to hand out disinformation at universities.. seriously..
moyga 2 years ago 3
8:50 ~~ "Opposing & correct view!"
You typical presumptuous, pious bastard.
Hitchens got it right when he said: 'If only we knew about science, earthquakes, diseases and storms back then like we know now. There would NEVER have been religion at all'.
Humans = 200,000 years old.
god = 2,000 years old.
Where the fuck was he the previous 198,000 fucking years?
Doing fuck all?
Fuck you and fuck off.
Pious bollocks.
o8QWERTYo8 2 years ago
Hehe, I see your point, but "god" isn't 2000 thousand years old, more like 4000, but the idea of a god is as old as society, which is about ~10.000 years old.
But I hold the same opinion, humans came before god ;D
FelleAndersson 2 years ago
" i create you god " said man " for i am scared and superstitious"
kayman92 2 years ago
Yeah, the earlier hunter-gathere stone-age people believed more in "spirits" and stuff, like stone-age people still do today. "Gods" evolved for some reason when they started living in bigger societies: )
winterstellar 2 years ago
Ugh! These fools will stop at nothing.
TheAwedCouple 2 years ago
Opposing and correct? Don't trust your lying eyes, kids! Just let God change your heart and shut down your brain and you'll be convinced that Yahweh blew the universe out of his ass.
jcgadfly 2 years ago
They need one last chance to screw up the minds of the young? I mean, it's not like they don't have every damn Sunday for that.
jcgadfly 2 years ago
Hitler banned Darwin's Origin of Species and IIRC, arranged for it to be included in book burnings.
Of course, I'm tired of pointing out the pointlessness of the ad hominem, even if it were true, but he was actually progressive for his time. One of his motives was establishing the equality of mankind's origin to pull the rug out from under the slave owners.
TheBronzeDog 2 years ago
one of the first thing i would ask kirk is this. if you believe darwin and atheists think people and everything else sprang from nothing as you say, then why do you believe your god created everything from nothing. the only difference in your theory is the prime mover. one being your god the other being the universe itself. where is the difference?
hellshade2 2 years ago
Here's what my university's been doing for the origin of species anniversary.
Having a huge sale on evolution and anthropology books, having some transitional fossils brought in for a lecture series and has been having expert guest lectures all year talking about different aspects of evolution.
If he was to come and give out some books here, i think he would be mind raped by a few 100 debunking heckles.
DanJC989 2 years ago 3
Lets start selling bibles with Mark Twain's lettes from earth at the start. Its only about 50 pages, fair is fair.
DanJC989 2 years ago
Oh noes! Kirk got through mah optic nerves! UNDO UNDOOooooo!!!
Paxmax 2 years ago 2
I can't understand how these creationist fucktards get away with such blunt lies.
carrierexchange 2 years ago 2
these people are nothing more than scumbag propaganist fucktards!!!
i feel sorry for these people, not having an education must be hard
mambuduomally 2 years ago
Ray Cumfart and Kirk "is the camera on?" got slapt.
Big Times.
D3M1oNiC 2 years ago
Poor Kirk.. all these years later and he still hasn't learned the Facts of Life..
SofaKingLoaded 2 years ago 6
HA holy hell, you must be proud of yourself for that comment.that was damn clever man good job.....god damn...
xxbarelyhumanxx 2 years ago
I want to beat Kirk Cameron like a circus monkey.
carmie1818 2 years ago
people, get the pitchforks and torches, and we'll go kill Kirk&Ray, woot
Kougeki1000 2 years ago
We should run out 50 000 copies of the Sceptics Annotated Bible and distribute them.
golddigger159 2 years ago 2
The introduction totally fucks up the book.
Throw away the first 50 pages, than it is original again. ;-)
panthera50 2 years ago
anyone who gets this book handed to them,just rip out the first 50 pages in front of there faces and tell them thank you and smile
Shavemahassbitch 2 years ago 2
and what people fail to point out is these charletans use scientific findings to try and disprove science. as if, left to they're own ways, they would discover dna, fossils, flagella etc...they would be reading the same book over and over.
quantumcahill 2 years ago 4
u know the scientist he put out for exsample were not bioligist
riotguards 2 years ago
plus, they lived at a time when science wasn't as advanced and you pretty HAD to have a religion or you might get burned to death... they constantly use bad examples of what they want to illustrate
dapanzy 2 years ago
It is funny how all these people use Hitler as an example. When he himself rejected Darwin and evolution. He himself was a creationist, that is the funny thing about it.
NathanWubs 2 years ago 5
It would be interesting to see how many creationists will read the entire book, and suddenly realise, based on the evidence provided, that creationism is plainly wrong.
Money well spent.
ahdkaw 2 years ago 2
I support the idea of putting a foreword written by Atheists into the next series of printed bibles. I'd love to see the looks on their faces...
Zoten001 2 years ago 4
holy shit...good idea!
xkingxgrimx 2 years ago
This guy wouldn't have sounded half as intelligent as he manages to sound if it weren't for the dramatic music he plays and the black screen with special effects floating around behind him.
That Christian dude, I mean.
SolarisParadox 2 years ago
I heard rumors that they've cancelled their plans to hand out the books, but personally, I don't buy it.
SAsgarters 2 years ago
i would just get all the books since its free, and just stand next to him and throw the all extra pages in the bin in front of his face.
bassnoobanator 2 years ago
i go to one of these top universities. I'm ready to defend logic and reason
lolhowdoishotweblol 2 years ago
pick me up a copy please :)
C0ct0pusPrime 2 years ago
We wouldn't need 50 pages, we would just need one really. In big bold letters in the front page just wright. This book is bull shit.
Kamidake83 2 years ago
Any doctor who doesn't believe that viruses evolve, I'm not letting them treat me or anyone I'm even vaguely associated with.
LastOptionPils 2 years ago
Fun Fact & Pro-Tip:
If you want to roll a j or a spliff and are unfortunately out of papers, many bibles are printed on perfect substitute paper -- pliable and thin -- for twisting up a nice smoke. The ink is a bit worrisome, I'm inclined to think that it's not too good for the lungs to inhale burning ink, but it works in a pinch.
That's the best use for bibles I've ever found -- they actually CAN serve a purpose!
D119heavy 2 years ago 3
I wonder if it would work well in a camp fire.
Plasmon19 2 years ago
Haha probably, I could see it working like birch bark as some good, light fluffy stuff to get a legit wood fire going real nice
D119heavy 2 years ago
The more i hear about this the more i have the urge to wipe my arse with genisis and post the smelly results to Ray Cumfart.
That would my addendum to the bible.
philthy122 2 years ago 2
Hitler and the nazis connection to darwin and evolution is vague, but that isnt there connection to lutheran christanity or chatolic church.
After all he was punishing the "murders" of jesus
This Dickhead Cameron and Ray Cuntfart is dangerous just as fucking talibans or al quada.
Gripen1974 2 years ago
correct. At best Hitler squed evolution and decide eugenics was the way to go.
Of course Hitler was a giant douche and could have saved to world a lot hassle by blowing his brains out 10 years before he did.
philthy122 2 years ago
You're a goddamn genius, c0c! I wanna see that 50-page intro to the bible! Any fellow atheists out there think we can make it happen? We still have two months.
dduplantier 2 years ago
I Looked for part 3 for 15 min before I came and read that you're doing it tomorrow LOL
GodKillerAtheist 2 years ago
I believe that the Bible is public domain, I would love to see a 50 page foreword by one of the more popular Atheists out there. I do not think to many Creationists out there would appreciate that.
brokensoul70 2 years ago 2
If I were at a university and came across Kirk cameron handing that shit out, I would either burn the book in front of him or rip out the bullshit "preface" and burn and stomp on it.
Amnesiac023 2 years ago
all christians really are are living advertisements for the church so the personnel dont have to do it themselves.