Worst First Vlog EVER!

[Shibanna]

O.o You're just one arrogant attention whore. You make fun of other people and then think that you're rather amusing. You're an insult to shy people who don't really have anything better to do. Some people who do vlog the first time might be just a bit nervous, but, I've seen very good first vlogers who then have made really good ones in the future

[Erinnestatic]

"I got lotion on this top, so... it makes it extremely special." Hahahah :)

[followerofChrist157]

people are incredibly annoying jerks. i highly doubt anyone would tell you any of the crap they're saying to your face so they're probably jealous or something. I like you. :) I saw your video in one of ijustine's vlog universitys where you colored a picture in a hello kitty coloring book. i just loved the way how you come off cute in that video. you're like 'obviously, this is justine eating a cheeseburger.' haha but i just wanna say that umm this video is a little offensive. sorry. :(

[Urmomismymomto]

CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL! WE DO FUNNY, COOL VIDEOS!

[markthomaslife]

good video....its like mine so check out my channel

[ItCouple]

lol.. love the video.... so much fun....

[edwould1]

the new jenna marbles congrats

[jelloebeanxx]

lol ffs people its a free world!

[lens4lifeofcourse]

tip:

the music is a bit loud

[EbonyAdeleSmile]

I just did my first Vlog, Opps wish I'd seen this first!

[Justine361587]

dang I was going to do a first vlog too but now this just scares me :(

[christinibeani]

@Justine361587 Haha aww no don't be scared! :]

[kessDOTcom]

Feel pretty bad for my first Vlog now..

[SeanMichaelConway]

Hey I just started but I thought that was a great first video! So much better then mine. Don't listen to the haters because you got good stuff :)

[theuncommonviewer]

i dunno... bit harsh i reckon

[MrOnionfry]

this vid was... AMAZING

[TheSkittleface]

ummm this kinda makes me uneasy to make my first vlog now :/ im now unsubscribing

[critterlitter3]

I just did my first vlog and i followed a few of your tips! OH YEAH! already Vlogging like a boss! ;)

[dougnixon6464]

SAUNDRA BULLOCK?!

[TheseBees]

People. STOP leaving such rude comments and go get a life.

I loved the video!! :)

[soapyburps]

OMG THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH!!!

you're great :)

[kubeen81]

LOL

[simeon99921]

this is funny lol :) not bad

[XBrokenIsolationX]

Seriously, it doesn't matter what point you were trying to get across, people took it the wrong way, your getting paid, only thanks to your viewers, well now half haters.

[simeon99921]

just made my first vlog please check out my channel and i hope i can get as many views as you 1 day :)

[TheHolyChurchOfBen]

Worst vlog EVAR. You suck.

[TrevorsIRLvlogs]

i love u LMFAO

[DarkOne241]

I've had the odd aweward silence happen in some of my vlogs too.

[NicolesaBAMF]

WATCH MY VLOG AND SUBSCRIBE(:

[brennison123]

hahaha thats epic. I just started vlogging so this sort of helps! Thanks :)

[baloon2510]

damn you're so arrogant..even if i would have liked your vlogs i would've hated you anyway so i wouldnt watch.. im sorry, but you gotta change, dont listen to people who tell you to be yourself cuz that aint working, lots of love (not) bye.

[christinibeani]

@baloon2510 Hating just gets yourself blocked. No one actually cares about all the hate that you say. And I truly hope you're not "being yourself," because all I see is a very ignorant and ugly person.

[Bellamy8441]

@christinibeani Lmao, you could have taken it as 'constructive criticism'. He's right, you seem really big headed and arrogant, I might have enjoyed this if you weren't being so cocky.

[edwould1]

@baloon2510 fuck off you big bloody willy. keep it up beani :)

[larrissaxxtv]

hahah i did the pointing the wrong way thing on my first attempt at vloging so bad xx

[llama3737]

this girl is sooo funny! :)

[earthlyday]

This awesome because I just happened to make my first blog today and I might of done just a few of these things. If you want to see me being ridiculous. My channel is earthlyday :) aha.

[bmfields2]

holliann86

this girl follows all the rules even the cat!

miss you btw

[dontforgetthisname96]

you seriously get paid for this shit?

[christinibeani]

@dontforgetthisname96 YEAH JEALOUSMUCH?

[EnglishManAbroad1]

Theat was seriously THE best first vlog i have ever watched.

[Left4D3V]

My first video was great compaired to other peoples first because i took the time to watch my favorote youtubers and to understand what they did and i got a good camera. The only mistake is that i didnt wear my glasses and my lazy eye was going craaazy.

[fergusmcfurb93]

your hot

[mhairiclareflynn]

do you see it, do you see my kitty

[livia2081]

this was a good first vlog not bad at funny too

[KuteKunoichi]

The awkward laugh you kept making xD loved it!

[kalacs32]

:D:D:D:D:D:D. Great! I laughed so hard! :D:D

[Ichiryu666]

People find this funny... Wow.

[yujeyzel]

i had my first vlog and im doing just uploading my 3rd one now. :)) those 3 vlog didnt get me anywhere but 2 subscribers :))

[56uniki]

BWAHAHA!! this really made me laugh :DDD lol

[HeliumLive]

Hahaha! I made my first vlog like 2 weeks ago and it turned out quite horribly. hahaha XD

but i like your video way more than my first video hahahah! no offence to myself :(

hahaha but seriously, great video girl :>

check out my videos too if you have the time :)

[KatyPerryFan51]

You cant get any funnier!

[lemonsaresocoollike]

Bahahaha! :D Yeah, did my 1st ever vlog today: but I avoided awkward silences by using jump cuts! >:D

[NaruXNicole]

LOL...I just did my first vlog and it was pretty bad but I hope it wasn't that bad

[NaruXNicole]

LOL.

I'm starting up a vlog too I hope it's not this bad! LOL

[ThisIsFrancake]

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! XD I loved this :3. <3

[NIGNOGThe]

It's funny because you're just annoying. You think you're good enough to take a shot at other people on youtube?? Maybe if you were funny... Then yeah no problem. But seriously you're boring as fuck to watch and you think you can tell other people how bad they're doing. You don't have the right to be honest...

[christinibeani]

@NIGNOGThe You say I'm so boring then you go and watch other videos of mine and comment on them. Interesting. At least I get paid for making these "boring" videos. Do you get paid for telling people how boring their videos are? Don't think so.

[doggingnoob]

@christinibeani

The President gets payed for doing his job, that doesn't mean he is adept whatsoever.

[thenerdwriter]

@christinibeani If you're just making videos to make money, you don't even belong on YouTube. Make videos because you want to. And don't offend anyone who's ever tried their hand at something new. Maybe then people won't think of you as "arrogant, annoying, and boring."

[christinibeani]

@thenerdwriter Um, if I were on here to make money, I would be gone a longgg time ago. I barely make any money on these videos I spend HOURS and DAYS making. I obviously do it for fun, especially since I've been doing it for like 4-5 years. The point of this video was to just show first vloggers what they shouldn't do. I've done these things myself at one point in time, so don't say that I'm arrogant, because I'm not. I'm just advising people to learn from my and other people's mistakes.

[joshallsworth]

@christinibeani i know this is a bit late but anyone can get paid for making them, all you have to do is be over 18.

[widdawiddawaldo]

@NIGNOGThe you got owned. your a bitch.

[tillybeans84]

LOL this is BRILLIANT....I actually done my first vlog yesterday and, its funny to see some of the skits you did remind me of mine hahaha, I gotta get better at this vlogging ;)

[MusicMan1551]

Hey guys/girls

I've made my first vlog (go to my channel to see it). I hope I haven't made any of these mistakes lol.

Also, thanks for the info. Gave me Ideas on how to improve my Vlogs.

[ohhiitsbeth]

HOPE MINE WASNT THIS BAD :| probably is though... check it out anyway (:

[meikeandrea]

A friend of me started vlogging and he was REALLY bad, and i told him. But i wondered how bad a first video could be, so i started looking around for other firsts and i found this.

now i know, i wasn't mean, he was just bad...

and your good ;)

[christinibeani]

@meikeandrea Haha aw thank you! :] Maybe you should show him this video. :]

[GrantChampionTV]

i want to marry you. lol.

[Twime777]

hehe thanks for the tips, I will try to make my first vlog as best I can and avoid all the mistakes that you said. Although, I'm terribly camera shy XD

[CaityRaawr]

ohmylord this made me laugh so hard.

:D

[MGSGeneral]

I had to laugh a lot... I made my first vlog today and luckily I didn't make the mistakes you mentioned. I did point in the wrong direction, but that wasn't for subscribing =P It's also too long, too much light when showing things and made some awkward sound...

[shinjiwizy]

oh my gosh that was hilarious.

[TrustTheName]

just be your self dont be afraid to be your self.

done my first vlog today xD such a fail lol

[TheBelleVoix]

I don't think I did any of that stuff in my first vlog! lol

You guys should come check it out.

(although my second one was dark :P)

[AutiePiexoxo]

Haha I did exactly what you said and searched 'First Vlog' before making mine and was hoping to find something good to talk about and this made me laugh soo much! Its 100% true! Thanks.

[AbsurdBabbleHumor]

u r freakin funny

[andmurphoto]

Who has a remote control to turn of the lights? That's amazing.

[christinibeani]

@andmurphoto Yeah I'm pretty much awesome. Haha. :]

[BBYJAiTEL]

@andmurphoto My Gandma Does!!!

[anicole8791]

XD GREAT TIPS!

Tip: talking in a monotone voice for 10mins.

I hate it when people show no emotion. AGH

I just made my first vlog so hopefully I didn't do anything horrendous, haha

[AussieEthan]

Hey everyone, I've just finished uploading my very first Video / Vlog. Free free to go check it out! :)

[SamIAm92]

This was hilarious! I mentioned you in my vlog cuz it really made my day. I don't get many views, but hopefully, it will get people to come to this vid and laugh their asses off lol

[lunaXrawrr]

hahah whoo, I was just thinking "I wanna start a vlog!" so I typed in 'first vlog' and this was what I watched first! so awesome! I love this! well, I'mma go find my lucky jar and hide in a closet to do my first one now...heeehee

[xXjessiexnimXx]

best tip ever: repeat yourself about 12 times. and make you video half an hour long. at LEAST. that way your really driving home that message. ^-^

[christinibeani]

@xXjessiexnimXx Haha that's great. I didn't even think about the fact that all first vlogs are like 100 years long. At least. Good thinking :]

[xXjessiexnimXx]

@christinibeani acctually.... i din't have to think at all! cause i did it in mine! >W<

too embarrassing to know i'm a noob? :P

but thnx! your soo funny! :)

[ImEpicRay]

LOL so funny with the awkward laugh :D

[powerperson99]

lmao XD ur funnny!

[nattube2212]

HAHAHAHA I LOVE THE LOTION ON THE TOP WHICH MAKES it.. speciaaaaaaaaaaal.

PLEASE MAKE MORE VIDEOS!

[LaloVlogs]

Watch my 1st vlog! I DO EVERYTHING ON HER LIST! LOL**

[KenellaLife]

I mostly followed the rules, but my sound messed up in my Intro Vid, haha xP

[rooster01410]

The part I thought was totally roflmao was that you did the one thing about vlogs that I totally hate during the serious part of your video and you didnt do it during the spoor part.

I hate it when people cut off the tops of thier heads in vlogs.

[christinibeani]

@rooster01410 Oh well sorry about that, I don't like empty space above people's heads, so I guess I was overcompensating, haha.

[CommunityCritic]

Okay... the laugh was funny.

[Sogwa]

Outstanding 1st vlog tips.  I think l will make as much noise as my mic is a mile from me in my next video.

[geebby646]

I just randomly found this video! and i started cracking upp! im sub!! haha this is SOOOO TRUE! Finallyy someone aggrreeess. haha ! awsome video!

[kateekay95]

my first vlog on my other channel has managed to avoid all of those! win! but it still sucks..haha

[BybyMicroManiac]

Hahahh. You are sooo great <3. LoL from here <3.

[DreadsideNubune]

hi i think ur tips r wrong!! if anything i would say do the opposite!!!! hey u forgot to talk about how to pronounce vlog as well!!!! i still rate thumb up though!!!

[ElizabethSaysRawr]

This is a great video x] I love how you made it like a real 1st vlog everyone does.

[Chelsiberry]

LOL I did my first vlog and I had a couple of awkward silences. But they were funny so I kept them in.

[mommi0707]

This is so funny, I ttly just did my first vlog and my fam couldn't stop laughing at me...it was horrable and I just didn't know what todo...thanks for making me laugh..

[Ebiiiw]

ur extremly hot

[MoniqueHally]

BEST VIDEO EVER. made my day XD first vlogs are always the worst... :) suscribed x

[MiraHimino]

Lol, this is great! I hope my first vlog isn't like that! XD

[xixLadybugxix]

This is like the best vlog I have seen! Keep at it! :))

[Souran123]

#OMG

[Lafaganus]

I'm about to do a first vlog and this really helped :D

[bugema]

cute, but completely crazy!!!

[LeeyanaPure]

Lol thats funny xD!

[singingwithbroccoli]

i DIED laughing! you're so subscribed!

[threesistersgroup]

your hilarious! i subbed(:5 stars! i just made my first vlog you guys can check it out if you want(: its not good but yeah(:

[christinibeani]

Aww thank you so much! That means a lot to me. :]

I'm glad I could make you laugh!

[CoolestPigeon]

Your vlogs are so good xD

If you want to see the worst vlog ever, watch mine, I'm so quiet you can't hear me and I do everything you mention in the video.

[etress4669]

You may find this hard to believe, but I know someone who uses that EXACT nickname. Haha fine, I'm probably lying. Funny vid though.

[christinibeani]

Haha it's a common nickname! You'd be surprised.

[misseyeliner101]

Haha, I thought your vlog was cool!

[Usinji]

"MissPrincess12896439PrincessF­lutterIPlayTheFlute-insky" best name ever lol. :)

[christinibeani]

Haha thank you. I was also partial to the awkward silence. :]

[AtticussAtticuss]

Now I want to do a blog. Can we hang out together and have a blog party? aka a "blarty"

[christinibeani]

SURE. Since I haven't seen you in forevz. We must have a blarty.

[Iamascarecrow]

That was funny!!!! It is true, most people vlog just like that!

[christinibeani]

Oh I know, totally. It's like the standard way to noob vlog.

[Iamascarecrow]

Yep, it sure is. Your vlogs are funny!!!!

[kellawayay]

hahaha my bad, i thought this was your actual first vlog :P

[christinibeani]

Haha it's all good. :] And your videos aren't bad. Keep it up.

[kellawayay]

you think this is a bad first VLOG?!?! hahaha you should see mine... 4 minutes of umming and aaahing. keep at it though, it was really good :D

[Brianswers]

Awesome vlog.. lol

[egilmore17]

This made me laugh so hard. I particularly love the rules to go by for vlogging. They are fantastic! You should do a awkward first video for everything. lol it'd be a great series!

[christinibeani]

Haha, awkward first self-wrote song video. I can see it now! "Uhhh hey I wrote this song myself and it's probably awful but it's okay..."

[Crissy2497]

LOL! i could stop laughinn! loll

[DXCProductions]

Nice lol

[bonsaaai]

hahaaa brilliantt :D!

[kreton420]

hhahaaha good stuff!

[piradertyu]

i'll make my first vlog soon, and i'll link it so you rate

p.s. first!

[kreton420]

wrong

[christinibeani]

Alright just post it as like a video response or something so I can find it. :]

[kreton420]

first