Top 5 Noob Phrases

[dreadedsoul100]

rare black lobster XD

[Mirozenx]

what would you call a noob on star trek? a ball-chinion

[ValkCano]

isnt the noobiest phrase "my main is zezima"?

[theXintheBOX]

why did the noob cross the road?

to safe on the other side

[Rushinaruto44]

UR THE BIIgeR NOOB NON member

[TheSuperMarioNerd]

FUCK THIS SONG! I can't get this song on guitar hero 3 on expert, and i rage and turn off game xD

[blendon8]

Dude 3 wasn't a noob phrase it was a scam.

[caleb10901]

wtf at the end he typed "thanks for wathing"

[HabboScamVids1]

i only stayed for the song

[SargentRileyLeggett]

runescape is for fags/noobs

[TheDylpickleman]

free 2 play???.. i think your the noob

[misheardanimefreak]

"doubling money"

[blendon8]

Nice video X D !

[corruptionXleks]

u forgot the most used -.- phr33 st00f pl0x!

[LeooooonScottKennedy]

burnt lobster is rare ????? WOOHOO I HAVE FULL BANK OF EM!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDD

[toshiro4721]

i used to pay ppl to take me 2 varrock

[Falchion43]

i assume you like beavis and butthead

[physicsmod]

i'll own them with my level 40 char. lol omfg noobs

[andreassiok]

ty[e 7 and find out what u r

[spudfilms1]

who ever calls someone a noob is a noob himself

[mrpk3rr]

Press 5 to see what the maker of this video is.

[TheHarryho10]

your both noobs anyway...

[tomlord994]

u both f2p noobs! and gay!

[tomlord994]

u both f2p noobs!

[trixr4kidzs]

fucking gay

[chaldosniper46]

lolololololololol number 3at  :50

[popularguy3]

@ladyp1234 I completly agree with you umadbro is a totally nooby phrase, so is that's what she said that phrase is for little 9 year old cunts who don't have anything better to say.

[p00phead17]

u cant say noob in mems turns out that lvl 36 has more 99's then u and money lol

[theownagepk]

if you wanna see a noob pause at 0:12

[lugiamaster9707]

lol

[linkxsc]

lol everyons aparently got a lvl 145 main dont they?

[tijs12345]

Hahahaha... Oh wait, why am i laughing?

[TotalBunghole]

No surprise there, the world of online gaming has been invaded by 5-year-olds who don't know crap and report everything that they don't like.

[ladyp1234]

umadbro should be the biggest nub phrase ever...Noobs use that when they run out of low blows to hit u with in a flame war and its over used and noob

[TheMaxie012]

you forgot: what's white cape called?

[Sondredb]

Dude. I think the top Noob THING OFF ALL TIME is you in this video. Im sirius.

[mydogsareout97]

No this is the best Phrase ever!

Boom head shot,Missed,Epic fail, GAME OVER!

Guy: WTF?

[baconator282]

lmfao the nooobs will always use or talk about there mainsz lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SplatSSs]

i thought the number #1 noob phrase was REPORTED

[butterdies]

Omg!!!!when I'm watching this a noob reported people for calling him a noob lol

[butterdies]

That's true they do say my main will own you.....

[Gowxtar]

classic

[MusicRunescapeVID]

Combat level 145 awesome ! XD

the highest is 138 at the moment whahaah XD

[CMOODO]

Well, thanks for wathing

[yanoit15]

lol...... his main is hacked the nub...

[PkerWhomerang]

I don't even care that the video is shit because it contains..:

THE METAL!!!!

[RedHeadAngel100]

@PkerWhomerang I hate metal

[PkerWhomerang]

@RedHeadAngel100 what do you like? I'm afraid if you say Justin Bieber I will link your profile on 4chan...

[japoneses11]

@PkerWhomerang Stfu metal owns you noob >:(...and canya give me 10g priXX nedda it for gold sword

[PkerWhomerang]

@japoneses11 I think you may have replied to the wrong person here.

[japoneses11]

@PkerWhomerang DANCING FOR MONEY PL0X

[marcohoffi]

lol selled black loobster xD

[StudentOfKenpo1]

lol 145, top is 128 if i remember correctly

[Hvidl0g]

i met a level 21 who said he's main was level 172.

[Mgmoceo]

i really liked the old dance in runescape :D

[kingratboy2]

Haha you 2 have noon shoes fighting ones are better

[smithaxe1]

rare black lobby lol noob scammer

[beowulf752]

The "Rare Black Lobster" Thing was funny. Made me giggle.

[newnewpoint]

no the number one thing noobs say the most is, "reported"

"i just said hi..."

"reported again for jagex impersonation"

"umm..."

"reported for spamming!!!"

"uhhh... reported for being a noob..."

[redfox123ify]

lol my level 145 main will pwn u i hate when nobs say that

[DZCL3ARED]

my noobing level just got 10 lvls higher :D

[kkurzy]

ill buy that rare lobster!!

[blandras91]

worthless f2p

[gitaarmetbier]

tenacious D!!!

[MegaEnjoiPanda]

Fake

[GraveDeagels]

faaag show??



[CreativeChannelName]

This is my list from past experiences...

"need free stuff pl0x"

"can i have 5gp"

"i just got haxored"

"OMFG RPEORTED (sic)"

"my main is a mod"

Played this game ages ago. :D

[RBvsGH]

Another way to know you're a noob - when you think you're cool because you wear trimmed armor.

[TheSilver99]

@RBvsGH Yah u r right, people who get rune full (g) cutted willows for ages and they realy thnik that they r advanced much but is like nothing.Btw it is a bit better unlike rs is fullfilled cyan armor worshipers.

[1blood32]

lol

[unurautare]

"Reported!!!!!"

[MrRune310]

old rs ftw..i hate new updates..its why u quit

[8easted]

rofl at no 3

[InverseBlue]

Tenacious D FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[diesel4077]

good vid but i hate the music

[Jonny123898]

Nah, lvl 145 main doesn't sound as good as lvl 500 lol. There's a video where a noob keeps trying to kill dragons and fails.

[toasterhead91]

@Jonny123898 nah... sosolid2ks vid of dragon slayer with a noob is fake... it is still funny tho =]

[Khmerboy978]

this is the most fucking boringest fucking video on youtube how could you post this gay fucking shit

[Robertsmall893]

Face it where all noobs!

[Arrow95082]

Hey i no that bow that the guy wearin that green dragon hide thingy.... i already got that =) and silverlight

[nonsmoker36]

lol rare black lobster

[900add]

#4 is #1

[7341537]

actually... to make a correction to this video, your all noobs!

[RSNooberable]

NOOBER!!!!!

[mycahxx]

This is pretty bad.

[t3hc0mm3nt3r]

U shudda added another 1 "u just got pwned noob" said by noobs who I had beat in dueling arena afterwards

It's rly annoying they loose and they come runnin around to find u then start spamig it

[chiron1100]

hilarious ahh help me kill this chicken AHAHAHAHA!!!

[thrashburn142]

#2 funniest

[docchara]

u left out when they say there mains are lvl 500

[dannytudor789]

wow 145 lmao

[sonichacka2]

i like black lobster :)

[vladmamont]

lol Tecious D the Metal ,,,

[moparman7400]

Rare black lobby... ROFL... nice

[TheToxicMusic]

so true

[thrashburn142]

so true is this the metal by tenatios D?

[Mtvnoob]

newest phrases:

Phr33 st00f pl0x

Dancing for money

Noob my main can own you

Can someone plz take me to [Insert ANY locations]

Does anyone know a good bot program?

[wotererio]

where is the phrase '' Dancing for money pl0x''?

[Nasser248]

Number 2 made me laugh so hard

[ReEvolutionStudios]

O.O This is two years old now

[karamajus]

SEX is good SEX is funny there are people that fucks for money if you think that sex is funny fuck yourself and save some money ;D

[Xewko5651]

HOLY SHIT, that guy asked me for 5gp cus he died from a goblin too!!!

[Braunschweider]

dude! how can a NOOB have 40lvl cooking or even money for a lob to cook? or did he just pick it up from the ground :D

[jerkward4]

3 an a half stars i woudl give it if u coudl it's pretty funny

[Jarofdeath]

runescape.... brings back old memories xD

[DragonRider520]

lol selling rare black lobster made me laughed

[jamezfisher]

kinda dumb >.>

[sharsasuke01]

tried to kill the metal!! rofl!!!!!!

[htklsl]

i saw many many ppl saying thing like that on rs lol gj man

[runescapeunbeaten]

i loved the last one lol my lvl 145 will pwn you you might as well have said i have a lvl 3000 account

[theshowofme]

this video is really bad

[rangedtarge]

#2 was best it actually made me lol

[44isaacs]

lol!!! "Help me kill this chicken"

[DavidKing2012]

Kinda weak...

[h0eft]

lmfao..

selling rare black lobster!!

[moneygod4]

lol PHR33 ST00F PL0X is best

[Marionic8]

Yea that one rules. xD

[woopwoo100]

LOL my main lvl 145 will own u :P

[Willwec828]

Your a nub

[louieisanan]

noob

[Aschroller]

Ur a Noob man -.- 1*

[spagitte]

what about FR33 STUFF Pl0x

[ThePolerBer]

@spagitte I know right? thats the best one!!!!

[hehnoob]

noobs don't say that unless they watch runescape vids.

they usally say im neww can i havee free sutff?

[GirlOwned]

umm not the top 5 most used, nice try :p

[Theponche333]

rare lobster LOOL 7Gp

[dzoker111]

LOL he is quite a noob too...

[runodef99]

this is oviusly trying to beat excl's 20 phrases that can be taken the rong way in runescape

[deadsea2004]

try not to use those metal music... use a noob-themed one.

[FurysElite]

failed at humour.

[pdiddly007]

bye

[martys1103]

need free bronze armour trimmer. rofl, just wait until video finishes fully

[OoKRIZ96oO]

Tenatouse D :)

[kikboy4]

Black lobster  LOOOOOOOl

[rokmongo]

I thought that was funny, good job.

[RxExVxExNxGxE]

biggest waste of 2 minutes of my life. kill your self. -.-

[heymrhimr]

selling rare black lobster only 500k! XD nice vid

[stinchcomb1980]

lol that last one happens to me all the time lol

[Imahardo]

when i first started runescape a thought noob was nob with an extra o because it goes*** when you have one o lol so i was walking around going noob head

[eliveking]

lols same

[iamacool1]

one noob i saw thought noob was a compliment lol

[itachi999987]

now that was the true noob

[undercop5567]

its not supposed to be making fun of noobs twins you dumb fuck its supposed to make fun with them-why would they be hypercamming it than dumbass???

[canofrandom]

Aha, some noob once asked me for 5k, i gave him 5gp, and it worked =D

[CcanCcaglar]

wow such a dead video...no offence

[thetalkingbathroom]

lol 145 main thats totally impossible! hiest lvl is 138 lol.

[blaze2k33]

thetalkingbathroom lol yeah we all no u cant get to lvl 145 thats y its called a NOOB PHRASE so stop stating the ovious idiot

[thetalkingbathroom]

u spelled obvious wrong so just stop being mean and shut up

[blaze2k33]

lol so did u

[Techsavy211]

No he didn't.

[dentomen333]

haha! roflmao! 500k for a black lobster!!

omg that nooby reported that guy!

[emrexd6796]

haha i just died by goblin must be #1

lol ^^

[nugaflex]

burnt lobby for 500k! lmao

[Twins92596]

dude, you guys are really being racist, noobs don't act like that and even if they do, they don't die against a lvl 3 goblin. why is everyone mean to people who are new in runescape? oh and btw, your video sucks and you suck at making videos, if you people play runescape, you fail at life so get a life loser!!!

[brainjuice654]

because most noobs do it and it's annoying

[wellsie514]

How the hell is calling people names a game racist in anyway? Someone's color has no factor whatsoever. Yes people do die from goblins. We aren't mean to people in runescape, we just don't help them out :P. They'll figure it out just like the rest of us when we were new. Why would you insult someone who made a video if they could be new ti it, just like people are new to runescape? Isn't that killing the point you trying to make? Shut up and get your facts straight you pussy.

[andreim1994]

5* for the black lobster!xD

[emrexd6796]

pls can u give me 5gp

i just died by goblin

hahahaaha #1

[bwells981]

BOOOOO : (((((((

[ShalaLishious]

LMFAO

My level 145 will pwn you.

Haha

[YoLamoNacho]

i h8 noobs who say they have a " main account which is a realy high lvl" just 2 stick up 4 themselves. im lvl 60,there under 20. there like "shuttup noob my main would pwn " bluty lyin noobs. lmao hilarious rlyrly tru video 5/5 subscribe 2 u!!!

[guardking2]

why kid gotta always had heavy metal music or had some guitar hero for thinking g00d,omg look at me i've done all the tune at 100% in expert and i done the game 5 time in expert

[ALAPAT1]

I had a good time "wathing" this vid

[Stingernukegod]

omfg old monk robes!

[Roland9x]

rare black lobster lmao!

[Slyther1337]

lame

[pyrogirl64]

The "The rare Black lobster" was the funniest one X3!

N00bs can be really funny when shown in vids like this but can be incredibly annoying at the same time when your there trying to play the actual game,

[owntbyme7]

You are so right, keep up the good comments ;)

[brainiac554]

lol i met a noob who said he had a lvl 150 main and had "been over jagex's house" lofuckingl jagex's house XD

[Tollrode72]

roflcopters @ rare black lobster

[CyaaaDuude]

Well, thanks for wathing.

[FrequentSnacker]

yea these arn't noob phrases

[Hazzahop]

its his mate saying the stuff... its the same guy all the time

[Th3p0lic3]

lol black lobster was a gud one