Scientist Turned Comedian 2012

[Mazurka1001]

Good, smart, low-key, nice...very nice. 

[Itsuchi2]

awesome dude!! hahahaha!!

[MrDavidX96]

it's like dibert but stand up!

[KJuana10]

Loved it!!

[GGGENE]

I really hope you keep on going, your brilliant!

[SuperGreenperson]

Why does it say 2012?

[PatBProductions]

Hey! Tim Lee!! A fellow comedian/filmmaker: my hat's off to you buddy....You've got great delivery and confidence, helluva stand up act! Keep up the good work, man!

[Pythomyst]

Lol this guy should be on comedy central.

[fobtongaikale21]

Good jokes... 

[UlrichRuler13]

I'd make a chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon.

[MrDarwinrules]

Tim you are hilariuos! I need to keep lying so I get a promotion LOL!!! If you come to Western Ma let me know. The Hu ki Lau is a good place in Chicopee Ma 01020

[Billbmcse]

Love this kind of humor. Good stuff.

[spiritfired]

OMGOMGOMG modestly hilarious!! I'll be watching you!! MAN you make me want to be a US citizen XD. Good luck in your tour!! Please you NEED to make a full act and let someone publish a DVD for you! I'm sharing your vids online!

[mrbadx19]

my co-worker is worse, smoke breaks on the hour, facebook, avon, then when asked why something wasn't done by our new manager, she becomes vocal and indignant. i'm waiting for the day "jaba the sperk" aka "dairy queen" (she is tops at milking a task!) gets canned by the new manager...

[OldEmixX]

wish i could see you live

[msam1970]

GOTTA be honest!!

[laelrg]

Holy crap Tim, you are hilarious - I always new you were funny, but last I checked in with you, you were PhDing in Davis! Look me up Lael (everett) Giebel - Are you touring in Tampa any time soon???

[txlee1]

@laelrg Mbak Lael! Yeah, I served my time now I'm out doing the crime. Great to hear from you!

[TheKlumpenkind]

GREAT VIDEO!!!!!! Thumbs up from Germany!!!!!!

[PivotPiAnimations]

Not bad, I like it.

[BronzeEmpress]

Great video 

[txlee1]

@BronzeEmpress Glad you like it!

[UncleEvey]

Nice one Tim, you had me laughing. I like your style and dry sense of humor. very refreshing my friend.

[pitbaccardi99]

really funnyd the flow chart of the work day

[physmer]

this is amazing! truly enjoyed watching!!!!!~

[txlee1]

@physmer Glad you liked it!

[mrbadx19]

fit's my cubemate to a tee, facebook, avon, smoke break every hour on the hour, then she was out 8 weeks this year, 7 weeks unscheduled, she only has 5 weeks vacation, so she must be pulling the other 3 weeks out of her huge cloacal opening, i wanna know where to get extra time off, 5 weeks in vegas doesn't cut it for me!

[Reoh0z]

How about Sandy Beach? :)

[HaganeSteel]

Oh, this guy is funny.

[catliftresearch]

Hilarious

[LexSpringfield]

I actually watched this in the office while not being watched ;)

[TheGoMLNation]

Its a shame when people don't get your funny jokes.. Like the first one

[EAZYmuthaphkkinE]

lol why all of this is true!

[nathanlurie]

I clicked the like button

[dinodude411]

This is what I like to call comedic epicness XD

[UNITEWAD]

lol Top One m8. > DJ.

[noslenmars]

very good

[herekitty07]

He's really funny:)

[toshiyo]

Good one Tim. I've never seen this kind of stand up comedy. Its really hilarious!

[kxmode]

Someone needs to name a river... Mountain River or River River. ;)

[kxmode]

This is way funnier and much better than hearing people swear and talk about body parts. Thanks for keeping your humor clean Tim!

[ZobmieRules]

Hehe, loved it! Hope to see more, good work! My version would be more: Am I being watched: No = Youtube and pretend I am looking up work related tutorials and the like. No = Minecraft! xD

[N00bGuyPictures]

This is so great, such an original brand of intellectual stand up. Keep it coming!

[devilslucka]

lol

[SogMosee]

WHAT IS HR?

[Trollololololful]

@SogMosee use google you fucking retard.

[SogMosee]

@Trollololololful You know i havent wiped my ass in about 3 months.. everytime i take a shit, i just pull my pants up, no wiping included. The shit has become crusty and particles of feces hang from little hair folics out my asshole. I did all for you. You can begin lick my asshole now...

[AlecMier]

@SogMosee Sick ass (:

[Trollololololful]

@SogMosee Lick your crusty asshole because you don't know how to use the internet for what it was created for? Logic is not your strong point, obviously.

[SogMosee]

@Trollololololful trololololololol much?

[Trollololololful]

@SogMosee not enough. sometimes i troll, other times i attempt to educate the retards that ask questions on youtube the value in google, and how it will help them to answer any questions they'll have from that point on, often times resulting in them going into a story about how they are not smart enough to wipe their own ass, let alone use the internet as it was originally intended.

[SogMosee]

@Trollololololful ughhh i heard "not eno...trollolololololololololo­lololololololololol" Thats a cool story bro. Tell it again.

[Trollololololful]

@SogMosee fine be ignorant your entire life.

[SogMosee]

@Trollololololful ur name is all i have to say.

[MatchCard]

@SogMosee I googled it and came up with Human Resources.

[kxmode]

@SogMosee Human Resource. In a corporate environment they're the people you talk to about your paycheck, vacation hours, etc.

[metalheadblues]

lol

[skywalk333]

Very unique comedy style! I like it! Awesome stuff!

[steph91069]

hahahahaa, I SOOO want to go to BEACH BEACH!!!! hehehe, Love it! Great work here!!!

[Derrickthruthelenz]

Very cool....

[biggerflexible]

OMG the office jokes brought me to tears, genius Tim pure genius.

[MrMslice3000]

funny stuff tim. Anyway I can get ahold of a DVD in australia?

[txlee1]

@MrMslice3000 Sure you can order one at my website. There's a link to my website right below the video.

[punkrockefeller]

 wtf is this guy talkin' about?!!!!!!!!!

[poeticbfly]

Best of luck! Great entertainment you can learn from.

[mrlincolnhayes]

Very funny.

[ultra505]

Facebook?! xDDDDD

[ibislee]

Very original and funny guy! I live 3 blocks away from Ocean Beach. Beautiful sunsets. Even lazier than calling a beach Ocean Beach is calling the district it's in "Sunset District" : )

[DeadlySlash]

Horrible, never recommend this to me again.

[LornaEGL]

I think he should have a bit more energy in his voice, and speak up a bit.

[cyndish1]

@LornaEGL Uh-uh. That flat delivery helps make it funny.

[hannahk57]

wow he is one sexy man. please marry me :)

[wimington819]

Okay Tim : What type Scientist are you and before leave. I enjoyed Comedian moment material.

[IntelliXun]

Dude you rock !!!

[TheKarlProductions]

Funny :)

[trlkly]

Nah, you don't need subtitles. The audio is a little quiet, but the user can easily turn it up.

[Ocker3]

I am Very happy you're posting videos again, please do more!

[SinnFein4ever]

I think that Bill Nye is sexier.

[LadyVendettaAngel]

Hilarious! I LOVE the first chart. That is so true, especially for HR. :D Thanks for posting!!!

[snake90090]

i love science humor very nice ...good job

[zdrastvutye]

provide a routine for: boss asks you a question that makes no sense to make a fool of you: first possible reaction: repeat question as if you dont understand

2nd: repeat using a ridiculous voice

(if you are not afraid of losing job): become offensive.

[in2horses]

My father was a scientist and a patent/copyright attorney (he's retired now). I cannot wait to share these videos with him! Thanks for uploading them!

[txlee1]

@in2horses My pleasure!

[leroymoorejr]

Tim:

I am a comedian. I was thinking of becoming a scientist. Any suggestions?

[txlee1]

@leroymoorejr a lobotomy?

[MohammedAlZaroni]

i really do love this good job man waiting your next video

my respect to you

[txlee1]

@MohammedAlZaroni Thanks so much!

[boulaajaj]

AWESOME!!

[KurtRileyOfficial]

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing.

I just hope no one watching is in management. Or we're all really in trouble...

[supermegasonic]

this guys voice makes it seem like he's such a boring person, when in fact, he's a funny guy.

[tnafan2345]

hey i was watching manswers and i saw you on there. Good job getting on there.

[naesmans]

did you come to ireland this year?

[txlee1]

@naesmans I'm still working on getting over there.

[boamyname87]

I will now use that flowchart for everyday basis.

[stalkingcat123]

wow tim you got some talent

[DaydreamingCrow]

I loved the work flow chart.

[nowthatscrazy]

great, lol. i had a grin on my face all the way trough XD

[immortalslayer90]

How about Sand Beach? Not quite as lazy as Beach Beach, but I'd say it is equal with Ocean Beach.

[jwfox33]

Great Vid! Hey Jet let me know if you see any videos like mine.

[Moonrasor]

i dont think that many people realized that Nigeria is the scamming capital of the world. That was a great opening joke :D

[txlee1]

@Moonrasor Thanks! :)

[capitalistpigdogus]

@Moonrasor I SEND YOU THIS MESSAGE. BROTHER, FOR YOUR ADVICE AND ASSISTANCE.

[Auntkekebaby]

Nothing but the truth here. Funny!

[burningseapirate]

Brilliant, simply brilliant.

[MithranArkanere]

This is how comedy should evolve.

[Snapscape]

I think the obviousness of the "cold & hot" joke went over everyone's head.

[ritsfata]

Ocean Beach, the laziest possible name for a beach. I've always thought that.

[TheOneandonly259]

speak with more feeling! i felt like you were monotone the entire time.

[ritsfata]

@TheOneandonly259 He's an ex scientist. What do you expect? 

[SystemFreez]

lol laughed my ass off when HR popped up XD

[RediForKing]

lol the manager joke is really funny . always glad to watch new videos you're really funny guy.

[wti5280]

I love the uniqueness of your material =D

[ItalyStyler]

this was just Hilarius!!  great job dude :-D

[ASKaPHYSICIST]

How about some Feynman diagrams next time?

[KONERKOSLAM14]

That was good. Dont miss the cubicle at all! Thanks man

[PLAlfa]

what means RH

[zackrasner9000]

@PLAlfa HR is human resources.

[KyotoMelody]

Good job! Thanks!

[millertas]

After HR was it Accounting? The one thing I miss working as an Accountant is the juggling of the numbers.

[Ihatepeople1434]

I'm a scientist and a person who appreciates science humor...Never really seen anybody go about it this way, but your material is spot on. Keep it coming!

[Cacawate]

Keep it up, man. I love this stuff.

[MelindaAugustina]

you're still the funniest!! Great job!! 

[thesunreport]

nice work Tim!! xD

[sidoghosh]

The degree of membership using fuzzy logic in real life office scenario was awesome ..I Laughed my ass off .. Great work Tim as always :)

[EpiTone900]

I really recommend this dvd people! I bought it quite a while back and have watched it quite a few times, always gives me and friends a good laugh :)

[txlee1]

@EpiTone900 Glad you like it! :)

[EpiTone900]

@txlee1 its brilliant :) any idea when you're bringing out a second one?

[sabood2012]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012.

[amoondria]

Roflmao great stuff dude :) Love it.

Intelligent humor FTW! :)

[Rifalltoo]

I love this guy's stuff.

[samh09]

Funny stuff.

[cheekable1]

You're awesome! I love ya!!

[Fiona2480]

Well yes this is what I carry to answer .. thanks***** .. King ..Fiona(éva)

[SnoZeNz1m3]

Funny. All the time. So original :)

[jeremiah1499]

from the future?

[anmoose]

Your flow charts never cease to crack me up!

[downhill240]

Good stuff here!

[kingbobnjoe]

Dang, when were you in San Francisco? I missed it!

Next show for sure though!

[AltoBrittany]

More more more!

[tgoyer]

Two HR reps fired this video.

[greengrendel]

what's HR?

[tgoyer]

@greengrendel Human Resources.

[HarlequinJitsu]

My dedicated team of scientists have determined that this is indeed funny & report that they did in fact laugh on no less than four occasions... but no greater than 7.

They also found it reason enough to apply an expression of pleasure on their faces whilst. Interestingly, when I wasn't watching them, two of them were on facebook & one even had the temerity to be on Google+

Fascinating results.

[andrespereyda]

you're funny, man :) thanx4sharing

[SinnFein4ever]

It's pronounced "viia"; not "veea".

You'd think that a scientist would know that.

;p

[Herc0gs]

This is great! Very original.

I'm glad I subscribed!

[zetelaki]

You're a legend :)

[paramore261]

lol

[capitalistpigdogus]

Awesome. Glad to see some new stuff. Love it! Wish you played locally.

[ratzinger18]

good job!

[schm147]

proofthatgodexists [dot] org

[philbio66]

funny stuff. will you be performing in the NY area any time soon?

[txlee1]

@philbio66 I'm performing in NYC this Friday. Details are on my website YouTubeComedian.

[philbio66]

@txlee1

Thanks.  I'll try to see your show.

[vkdee44]

That was great! You definitely got me laughing there many times. 

[cardkoda]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2011 lol

[Doinesz]

it's funny cause its true...

[evikjames]

Fun! I dig flowchart humor.

[mooxim]

finally some new material on here, good to see you've still got it.

[ItsBiwiPwice]

Brilliant as always haha

[rutgersemp01]

I think what makes this funniest is how calmly he brings it all. Which is impressive on itself because I would always chuckle during the flowcharts if I knew what came next

[adamitshelanu]

Let's correct your flow chart:

start:

Enter a number

If number less than zero, it is negative and goto start.

elsif number is greater than zero, it is positive and goto start

else number is neither positive or negative so goto ocean beach.

ocean beach: surf surf surf.

[xAlmog]

epic funny as allways!

[d3viou5]

hey! COME TO SYDNEY PLEASE!!!! :) YOUR AWESOME

[Zizzister]

somehow i cant watch the video, it wont let me watch the video. Is anyone else having the same issue?



[imajerkk]

yay science! you're the only guy that makes science fun; hilarious

[Smann54]

I like this

[terminatorgir]

shared the vid on facebook, good stuff!

[txlee1]

@terminatorgir Thanks so much!

[vikramtheone]

Ocean Beach joke was very good...