Deus Ex - Polite Resignation

[cedricgabionza]

i just noticed that jc kinda looks like wesker from resident evil

[Defiantvideo]

What an amazing game - so many things you can create with it :p

[RIPdixiecarter]

His hard ass is augmented.

[DKILLER999]

THE HUMAN SPIDER!!!

[genericity]

jesus christ this is hilarious

the comments too

[bawksy9000]

It was difficult, but I finally managed to masturbate to this

[hadyanth]

Ok started off with a couple of conspiracy videos, then some vids about popping zits, now deus ex rape...

I never asked for this.

[airwolfman]

Real Deus Ex players stun Manderley and carry his body AROUND THE WORLD. :D (I did)I wish I still had the screenshot of us in France, China and other great places!

YAARRRRRGHGHGH!

[psychomantis108]

Worst time to fap...

[c0rrupts3ct0r555]

how did u start this glitch, i did it with a LAM, and just killed myself :(.

[SonGOKUSSJ6]

@c0rrupts3ct0r555 he used the Gas Grenade.

[YOYOdaMOOSE]

what a lousey way to die

[StarRavenSAT]

I never laughed so hard at Deus Ex other than Hong Kong level's voice acting XD

[Maxaxle]

This is hilarious in the most messed-up way.

[d0dg3r1964]

These Deus Ex protagonists are FROSTY.

[Skywalker1616]

what a shame

[MrIronglass]

hurrrrrrr this made my day

[IrishRairder5590]

.....

[silentsurvivor2011]

A REAL HARD ASS ARGH!

[AnotherSchmoe]

Oh my gosh... This video is hilarious... and then I scrolled down to the top rated comments and LOST IT. Couldn't even breathe. Thanks guys. xD

[CheifyX]

GAAHGH

[spade760100]

did he just bleed after dying from a gas?

[phobos001]

@spade760100

Maybe the gas was made of DEATH.

[jahahahaha]

Simons: Carry on agent.

[ThatUJohnWayne]

Denton is a Jap I guess?

[NFSKing]

Simons' fart transmits some substances that makes whoever comes in its reach want to have sex wih everything... I never asked for this.

[JereHakala]

He only had 0 seconds left to resignation, what a shame.

[zinki120]

Dry humping the hologram.

[DarkestSymbiote]

This made HA! so hard it hurt my stomach.

[bloodcorer]

duh, now i want to play Deus Ex again!.

[Intelus]

Insta-kill STDs?

[SteveElOtaku]

What a shame.

[KingxInxYellow]

Damn, he's a real hard ass. Disapline me Simons!

[helgih580]

lol. One time I pulled off a glitch were I tripped an alarm and the holograph ran away.

[jcdenton100]

@helgih580 lol did it really? so it like ran around in the hallway?

[helgih580]

@jcdenton100 yup, It was that FEMA guy Simons. I was just talking to him on some ship in a harbor. Then someone saw me and tripped the alarm. Simons went running off the holograph thingy into some other room. When I had finished killing my enemies, I could even talk to him like a normal NPC. Very funny indeed. That and perhaps the fact that you could ''cheat'' in boss fights were the only glitches I encountered (I blew them up before they even started the conversation).

[jcdenton100]

@helgih580 lol thats a crazy glitch!

[Artonox]

Now thats just hardcore - he's discussing this while hes raping the guy on the floor.

[FunnieMini]

@Artonox LOL!

[GustavoMorph22]

Necrophilia.

[soulripper030792]

gaysex

[Specterish]

I think he meant "DEAD-ignation" ohohohohoho!

[TheArticAlchemist]

That's one hell of a resignation.

[Joltie]

@TheArticAlchemist He sure as hell wasn't going to be readmitted!

[MahBonk]

what a shame

[Pikawil64]

Manderley: "I never asked for this."

[Raverque]

@Pikawil64 I'll never stop asking for this.

[AkuzaGhost]

fucking LOL

[pookie619]

YAAARRRGGGGHHH!!!

[CombineHgrunt]

JC_giving_head.avi

[SuperMegaLoser]

finally seppuku and male love, combined.

[SmrsinusCZ]

Headbang!

[TearsOfWar1]

"Consider that my resignation" *drops dead* ROFL!

[MrWaeseL]

You shouldn't have thrown the gas grenade, it makes the voices inaudible from all the AAH sounds. Sorry but I'm afraid I must dislike this.

[KamiKaZantA]

@MrWaeseL I'm afraid you totally missed the point.

[hovsep56]

what a shame

[SPLCHRLCRNG]

rape

[Ranemoraken]

"Take a good look at Manderley's dead body" - said while raping him... wow...that is hardcore. In fact, he had sex so hard that it killed him - ultimate resignation.

Or maybe "Discipline" was Jc's killphrase.

[CzMDavid]

@Ranemoraken nano-aug agents have only killswitches. The killphrases were strictly mech-implemented.

[RandomGuy1994]

@Ranemoraken Damn... All this time i thought JC ment it in a different way when he said Manderley being a hard ass O_o

[noelsoong777]

@Ranemoraken nope "Manderley's dead body" is JC's killphrase

[Smiffy008]

My resignation is augmented

[super0sonic]

@Smiffy008 Oh gawd you are amazing!

[philazkill]

what a shame

[heisanevilgenius]

Hahaha!

[Nixel85]

...Aids

[Arzaker]

Consider that my resignation

good bye (diies)

[Eniacbc]

Augmented blowjob!

[MEGAXSTU]

LOL

[Jammed9000]

Was he meant to be giving the hologram a blowjob?

[OzuYatamutsu]

My RAGH! ARGH! RARGH! ARGH! YARRGH~ is augmented.

[MagnumJoe]

LOL That was hilarious LOL

[RiMa345]

What a shame...

[Grygnax]

I don't want to know what he was doing to that dead body...

[TheStigma]

A real hardass.... kind of gives that an all new gross meaning ;P

[Knifegash]

I can't fucking breathe, I'm laughing to tears

[PrivationProductions]

Omg this is so funny. And you are all dumbasses, he's supposed to be fucking his corpse.

[ingarsss]

@PrivationProductions

What a shame. PrivationProductions has a dirty mind. What a rotten way to play good games.

[MrWaeseL]

Perfect timing, very well done, 5 out of 5 what a shames

[TheWhitmore]

ARH! ARH! RAH! ARGH! RAH! ARGH! ARGH! RAH! ARGH! ARGH! RAH!

. . .

YEAAAARRRGHHHHHHHHHAGH!

[Totallydistortedfilm]

"You can't fire me! I quit!"

[Shade0591]

Asian business meeting. 

[ArnuxsGaming]

@Shade0591 lol!!!

[CalamityCain]

Damn. Never knew J.C. Denton was even into heavy metal at all. Look at him headbang, look at him go :D

[flipswop100]

lol blowjob

[IHasAidsandNotYouNah]

A REAL HARD-ASS *HURG*

[legopooper24]

sounds like hes masterbating

[metaknight95]

the guy with the blue veins voice is so relaxing...

[ummiehummie]

@metaknight95 damn right

[Wartomx]

What a shame.

[ralekriver]

HARI KARI RESIGNATION FTW

[rovemcanus]

From the right angle it would seem Dreadfully Demonic Denton attempting to sodomise the corpse of Manderly. He might have had better luck if he waited for the Pants to drop.

[MexicanSeadude]

"yaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgha!!!!..­.ahhh"

[Mropticalgreen]

it's funny how he says "look at Manderleys dead body" even if you just tranquilize him with a dart

[KensaimasterWung]

How unprofessional.

[Seigfreid]

"Consider that my resignation"

*dies*

Say what you want, JC's got style.

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

he's going down on a hologram?

[GregGumbel]

eeurrgh agghhh eeurrgh aggghh deeeeaaaggghhh

[jonobrow]

lmao

You did our dirty work for us.

I figured he was your type, a real hard ass.

[1BAFE34]

That was great

[JCDentonCZ]

Maybe "Resignation" was also his killphrase... =P

[Mrster]

Is he giving Simons' holograph a blowjob?

[robbydamusicman]

Check your 6. He could be anywhere.

[jacobkosh]

@robbydamusicman There aren't enough thumbs up in the world for this comment.

[robbydamusicman]

@jacobkosh LOL

[SonnyBb0y]

What a shame

[Rubytyr]

snake? ...snake?! SNAAAKE!!?!

[Shade23212]

OMG JC A BOMB!

[moodie69]

LMFAO NECROFELIA! OOLLOLOLO!

[jayboy81101]

If he gets away, Manderly's gonna have our ass!

[moonsaves]

Rape is never funny.

Implied rape is hilarious.

[Icehawk17]

Jesus Christ Denton

[GmodPlusWoW]

@Icehawk17 Ain't that the truth.

[0Angel0A]

Dammit, JC, this is what happens when you screw around.

[Yuuraki]

What a rotten way to die.

[KevinBusomjack]

What a shame.

[spork24601]

Nice job. I'm sure Simons would agree.

[pmorris999]

What  shame.

[BeyondInfinium]

Then in a twist of Irony, Gilbert Renton comes out of nowhere

"What a shame, he was a good man. What a rotten way to die"

[Dinictus]

@BeyondInfinium: Yeah, rip.

[sadelis05]

sweeeet.

[LtChris909]

consider it my regination "AHHH" lmfao!!!! great stuff

[residueproc]

Headbang!

[Smaveric]

I wonder why JC bleeds all over the place after dying from a gas grenade...

[Naxwell]

@Smaveric

That isn't JC's blood.

[leauxbert]

@Smaveric The gas makes him bleed from his mouth.

[LessthanJake14]

@Smaveric It's worse with cigarettes.

[tykk86]

@Smaveric Gas induced bloody diarrea?

[1MISSINGNO1]

@Smaveric  soiled himself

[asaqe3]

@Smaveric

Part of the killswitch

[NiceHotCupOfBro]

@asaqe3 I don't think he meant that quite so literally.

[Exarian]

@Smaveric maybe the gas caused the capillaries in his lungs to burst, and when he fell down, all the blood drained out through his mouth.

[DeltaHunterL]

@Smaveric He obviously fell on his keys, lol

[Ginteru]

@Smaveric it's his killswitch side-effect.

I'm not joking. It's explained.

[meeatfood2]

@Smaveric Laws of nature augmentation?

[spliter88]

@Smaveric nosebleed?

[SpyengoEen]

@Smaveric

Well, you know what they say about augmented gas grenades....

[nubforlyfe]

LMFAO

[Danjun1]

Lol, splendid indeed.

[Boba1911]

rofl nice job

[Vidcar1]

Hahhahahha I think Simons thought it was a nice job too xD