How to Bribe a Hostess - CHOW Tip

[sam04017]

what a fucking joke LOL

[tepidtamale]

This is like watching mission impossible.

[lufsen94]

OR you use the 20 to buy plenty of food at a cheaper place.

[Nippyton]

Or..... you could just hand her the money...... Why is it such a crime to give her some cash?

[tioteresoproductions]

I did that yesterday ... I showed her a 20 dollar bill, i get to her and rolled it...

and she sucked my dick...

CONCLUSION i think im getting to the wrong places to eat... :(

[opl500]

People actually have to be told how to bribe someone these days? What has the world come to?

[harryvonlipwig]

this is the type of horrible shit, that would spit on someones food for not getting a tip.

[solodam123456789]

me: will 20$ cahnge your mind?

hostess:yes!

me: ok take 20$ and give me back 19$ in change

:D

[naufal2008ful]

@solodam123456789

lol :D

[PutBoy]

I don't think this is for real...

[ColeFried81]

I swear the computer's saying CHOW TITS...

[RuckaInc]

$20 to MAYBE get a seat sooner?

I'll wait the 15 minutes, thank you.

[MrRedClues]

greedy little bitch

[SuperCrashTestDummy]

@MrRedClues xD

[bombshoo]

Yeah try to grab her hand and slip her money and you'll be lucky not to get slapped or sued for attempted molestation or something. Seriously this is an even worse tip than their "the best way to get a drink is to ask the bartender" video.

[gheagh]

Bullshit - I'm a hostess and all of these methods are incredibly awkward. Also, if I say you're not getting in you're not getting in - period. Because you let one table in and no one else - well, open the floodgates because people flip out. So not worth $10 or $20.

[imthetank3]

ima slip some quaters and nickles into her pocket

[strafer]

Yea, a nice restaurant will allow a greedy hostess to make waiting customers wait longer because an impatient customer wants to be seated immediately.. I doubt they would want you risking angering multiple customers for 1.

[langhalsen]

What the fuck is this? Some kind of drug ring?

[JuliusVonPringleton]

$20!!!!! I'd rather wait and save that money and buy dessert with it! Why would you- $20 that's nuts!!! Hell no, I'm not a rich douche who thinks they're more important than everyone else that's waiting for a seat.

[XplatinmsnipaX]

i just wiggle my dick until the hostess gets annoyed and seats me

[bakedpootetoo]

if i give you $20 you better stfu and show tits 00:01

[Blood1UTUBE]

This works on cops to. Give it a try... ;p

[xxdramalover1xx]

this is soo wrong, it is like freaking against your morals...

[CeniMraft]

In soviet russia hostess is drug dealer

[jackfavvv]

Seriously, do we need anymore corruption..

[deadpie1234]

Now how do I brine a policeman?

[SamNecktie]

Where is she hostessing? the library?

[dumb7890]

that 20 is to get her under the table

[BecauseICanChug]

i wonder why shes a former hostess. someone probably failed at giving her that 20

[dondycluck]

This is how the fucking world gets corrupted!

[one2treefor5]

congratulation, you just lost your 20 buck for thinking that you will get a table. When Host/Hostess tells you that there's no table, it means that there's no table.

[gyenge]

@one2treefor5 ... for you.

[mikethered123]

Or you could just go to a real restaurant where you're the customer and they treat you like one.

[BroodjeEend]

aka how to deal drugs

[lordart9]

Is this even legal? LOL I mean if you really want that table so badly why don't you just call ahead and reserve it, other than that go early.

[derekbegins]

i am thinking that shes just a money face. kaching $_$ want a table, gimme money =DD kaching

[ukrainianZAIKA]

this is stupid. by law we are supposed to turn over all cash tips to our employers anyways. no tables means no tables, go somewhere else if you cant wait.

[ukspizzaman]

wtf is this crap?

[garypipi]

@ukspizzaman How to Bribe a Hostess - CHOW

[bahmand]

u can always hold her at gunpoint

[torontothegood]

LOL.. this is like a MadTV video.

[MohoganyFan]

They just taught you ALL how to SELL Drugs!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL Subliminal message I think not

[Blackmage777]

You've got to be something of a douche to throw money around like that. I worked as as a valet and never took bribes (even from a police officer who wanted to use the private lot by offering my a PBA card) and took actual member's parking spaces for people who felt like being able to slip someone a 20 somehow qualified them for better parking that wasn't available to them.

[jaymeez]

Better get sum head wit that, Shit!

[conejamusical]

are you drug dealing??

[IAmJanesh]

or just make a reservation.

[elgar101]

Yey, capitalism FTW.

[BlessedSpirit]

If anyone has ever seen Casino, these are ways exactly how the character named Ginger bribes people.

This is fucking cringe worthy.

[spekbakker]

Just act very angry and say that u did make a reservation even tho u u did not. Threaten let her even get the manager a tell him she made a mistake u will get a table right away.

[CelestialStorm24]

This also works for drugs!

[SireniUltimatum]

This seems so American..I am sorry...but here they would think you are a huge douche for offering money.

[M1NDC0N7R0L]

@SireniUltimatum I have a feeling that just being there makes you a douche...

[Greygoose511]

prostitute

[Ziegut]

Note: she says she's a former hostess..must have got fired for accepting a bribe.

[dalongbong]

tip for next show: how to get a happy ending...please:)

[SteveLeCanard]

Who would pay $20? Just go to another restaurant.

[bddc201]

Better restaurants don't permit this. You'll be barred for life and the hostess will be fired. People make reservations for a reason.

[ps3guy131]

Dude 20$ is about close to the amount of cash u spend altogether with ppl ( I spend altogether in a meal 32$ with other ppl btw)that about doubles your amount I'd give 8 bucks 20 Is a ripoff wat if they give u no better seating plus it's illegal so u can't tell the boss or cops that you gave a bribe and they didn't bumb your seating up

[MrGlennJohnsen]

isnt this considered to be illegal?

[MrSmashface]

0:30 r u srrs? 0:31 yah, ded srrs.

[MickeyTafty]

How much money until a hostess quits her job and runs away with me? I think $20 just isn't enough for that...

[turfute]

next, show us how to take a piss

[marcaus21]

You greedy fat slapper! How about doing your fucking job? Do you deal drugs too?

[davies010]

@marcaus21 It's a bit of easy money, chill dude.

[chiliboy82]

we were starving... so i did the 3rd to a "standing" hostess and she looked startled but then leaned over and whisper in my ear "i'm off at 11..." and walked away, then i turned around and got slapped by my wife... thanks CHOW!

[wingsofhope2]

@chiliboy82

I feel bad for laughing but HA! XD

[vallero818lvt]

@chiliboy82 WAIT ITS SHOW TITS

[MansoorDorp]

@vallero818lvt WAIT YOU'RE 3 AND A HALF YEARS TOO LATE!

[vallero818lvt]

@MansoorDorp well i dont live on you tube like u do loser you know what tell your sister and mom to 'show tits" lol

[MrAngelit012]

lol i just love reading these comments

[RLhockey203]

how to be a really shitty drug dealer

[DanioOoX]

tip: make sure the hostess is your girlfriend or these methods wont work

[maxim4nier]

or leave and go to mcdonalds :)

[crookshanksgoesrawr]

Wtf. I'd rather wait an extra 20-30 minutes then pay 20$ to get a seat faster. It's not like I would have anywhere better to go.

[yellowkiwi8]

$20 ?!?!?! FUCK THAT IM GOIN TO BURGER KING

[MrJulianBoer]

@yellowkiwi8

Haha that's pretty funny dude

[yellowkiwi8]

@MrJulianBoer why thank you :) i try my best haha

[10Dante4]

*unzips pants*

Whaaat im in the bathroom get out.....

[gogodr]

Chow tits :3

[Leziii]

You can practice that shit on me anytime

[hstjkt]

this is absolutely bad choice.... u can bribe the hostess before he / she get bribed by the other guest...... so..... if u r lucky u can bribe the hostess..... if not than u'll get a blushing face because that hostess can scold u in front of lot of people.....

[snaredrum21]

drug dealers are professionals at this lol

[eetomit]

How about a 'How to run a restaurant properly'? Though I always wondered how this thing worked.

[Harpiieboy]

This is pure corruption

[mithrandirthegrey1]

That last technique is ridiculous

[mithrandirthegrey1]

That last technique is rediculous

[criticalcaleb]

20 BUCKS? But my McDonalds only cost $11.50 for both my wife and I...

[cooked2perfektion]

would you look like an idiot if you tripped on the way there?

[Zzarch]

Isn't this illegal? lol

[sarah20xoxo]

how to teach people to deal drugs in front of their family members etc. how the hell are you going to walk by a waitress and slip her money into her hand which is down by her side unless she's expecting it. of course she'll look at her hand and be like "what??" and get everyones attention. then she'll wonder what the money is really for.

[flame1113]

How To Deal Drug's - CHOW

[slacker482]

Shit, I rather wait then lose $20.

[hpcapev2]

next on chow tips how to call a hit

[AnthonyPhoeng123]

I watch movies and i see them put it in there tits,soo guess wer i slipped the money

[ihmlihml]

oops. I looked like an idiot.

[hi4567hi]

this is what you have to do first you need the blue prints of the restaurant you going to dine at, your going to need to mark an X where the hostess is you will need about 4 men and a helicopter pilot you'll also need about fifty thousand dollars to buy a water saw and a suction device using the water saw cut a hole in the roof of the restaurant have one man use the suction device to hod that part of the roof drop down from the heli and slap her on the ass and take you seat.

[shigalbigal]

What the fuck you're trying to get in the restaurant you're not drug trafficing " The Fly-By Handoff" i'll just slap the bitch's ass and go in.

[mathuv]

shows just how low class the restaurant is if the staff accept bribes..

[ebecker10]

@mathuv Yeah, nevermind the fact that regardless of what profession you look at, you will find numerous people who take bribes. That includes military, police officers, and politicians.

[mathuv]

@ebecker10 ah well, looks bad on the staff and also the place of work.

[ebecker10]

@mathuv Exactly, but to say that the entire restaurant industry is low class is a horrible generalization. Not every hostess will take a bribe. The whole video seems to be more about how to do a inconspicuous drug deal than how to bribe a hostess anyhow.

[mathuv]

@ebecker10 its not low class at all, i work in the restaurant industry and i have never seen a host take a bribe. and yeah, i think its more "how to shift money and be inconspicuous"

[tastygarlic]

When did Chow Tips sell-out and allow Expert Village type crap on their channel?

[makpantek]

With 20 bucks, i will get six pack beers and watch football.

[tomash1117]

Corruption.. shame on you.. if you don't like how much u are making go to school and get a better job!!! If that was my restaurant you would get fired on the spot.. :D

[hellduck23]

What is this? The Wire?

[ultramegabob2]

How do you get the hostess to give you a hummer under the table? or would that be the waitresses job?

[kneecaps]

what the fuck is this? a drug deal?

[10Dante4]

corruption at its best!!!

[GreatCommunistEmpire]

omg she is a hooker

[chinkybeans]

wtf for 20 bucks i better be getting more than a table

[4nicator2]

idiot.

[sinathtuy]

HOLY SHIT this is so funny. this girl is a drug dealer disguised as a hostess.

[b0utch]

sound more like how to corrupt someone.... come on you people you shouldnt encourage that kind of behavior..... or we'll end up like russia

[Tombassplayer]

sound more like 'how to score some dope'

[scryerofold]

It would be funny if she took the money and handed the guy a bag of pot.

[pathos311]

Here is a better idea call ahead and asked to be put on the que if there is not a table no moral delema there.

This video is good quality but the content is garbage.

[CapnDingo]

Oh yeah, because there's nothing I'd love more than to be bumped to the back of the list despite getting there first because of a few rich jerks who think they're important.

[LMFAOIOS]

But im not going to give them 20 dollars. any other options. how about a mint lol?

[ExxonAmadeus]

This video is absolutely retarded. Unless you're buying a table at some fucking drug den.

[AlexTube2006]

This reminds me of lobbies and politicians

[mikisheep]

stupid bribing

[WildfireKitsune]

I wouldn't drop /any/ money to simply get a table.

[MKIced]

The bitch is just jealous that the waiters get all the tips. She wants in on the action.

[swankrecords]

I usually drop my pants and smile.

[ihmlihml]

@swankrecords LMFAOO.

[morthyr]

@swankrecords :)

[FordSierraIS]

omg thats how we buy drugs on the street lol. what a USELESS video

[locotaco73]

LOL

[Willowmelancholia]

I would never spend $20 to spend another $40 for dinner and another $10 to tip the waiter. But that's just me..

[death8kami]

lol this looks suspicious XD

[mechacode]

You have to wonder, what kind of place are you eating at that would allow such cheap acts. Try this at a real restaurant and you'll be bumped to the end of the list.

[JimmyDasnitch92]

for 20 bucks i want immediate seating and this is a stupid idea whats stopping the hostess from "forgetting you bribed her"

[malicjose]

"wow those tips really work" seriously if you try this a a chilli's it wont even work and god help you if you try to do it a a high end restaurant

[peytonio]

Why not just go to a different place. $20+ isn't worth getting a seat 15-20 minutes early, in my opinion.

[btogkas]

Or you go to a different place

[matthew181]

america is even willing to bribe for food. . . its a sad cross section os sociaty isnt it ?

[SniperSheep92]

or how about not fuck up completly and pre book?

[Byrnzi360]

Didn't work on Seinfeld.

"Cartwright! Cartwright!"

[rakada30]

i could actually wait half an hour by doing some shit like for example making some kind of object like a gun or carving a sculpture out of wood i think that should atract attention from at least one of the waiters or the hostess itself you know she would ask what the fuck are you doing and there you have it: no money wasted and as someone sad you could actually order a desert for those 20 $

[ogopogoo2]

I doubt a waiter would ever ever see you doing something like that. They are usually very busy.

[Elithrion]

Next up: how to bribe border guards (pro tip: slip the money inside your passport).

[xImNotNormal]

lol ;]

[Pedrodactyl]

ROFL =P

[koradek]

thats more helpful than this video *thumbs up*

[Gjeorje]

....So, I should,nt have tried to put that money in her G string?

[Gjeorje]

-They don,t accept small change inchworm.

[Nirvanamaster2]

Lmao!! nice one man!!

[disisjay]

lmao!

[DoubleOneZero1010]

i'd rather wait a half hour for a table than waste $20 that i could use for an extra dessert

[TranceReligion]

this is probably the dumbest how-to vid i have ever watched

[ahoron]

Try doing that last one. It goes wrong she thinks your trying to grab her ass.

[ShuvoYoshi]

Lmao!! XD

[Xanaxa1681]

A hostess is handing out tips how to get seated - LOL

I prefer going to the same places and over - leaving reasonable tips - so I become quite irriplaceable .

But I am not gonna throw my money into some some plain hostess' throat!

[JumpStop1]

that was dumb

[12354blahbla]

i dont think that handshake shit would work. theyd probably just drop it.

[fable59]

this is so useful :/

[jennywu73]

stupid