Chappelle's show extras Ask a black dude deleted scenes ( Paul Mooney)

[MahoCanada2]

10:37 Clairvoyant prophecy.

[pulitzer5]

This is funny as hell! I didnt know them people were real. Especially stephen king

[murray1234567891011]

a stephen king horror story nigger with a brain pmsl

[RockstarMAX1]

Were not gonna take it!

[LaughingOutKraut]

Did anyone recognize Dee Snider from Twisted Sister?

[bumbaclartish]

His laugh gets me every time

[chocolatestar72]

Paul Mooney is the BEST!

[LilacStar82]

Wait wait hold up..Exception. R. Kelly wants a girl.

[bumbaclartish]

@LilacStar82 Hahaha When I read that I thought you quoted him.

[bahmilk]

paul mooney at 70years old... wow amazing comedian and an amazing black man

[tinoman2]

this shit is stupid nigger shit

[Rokuskai]

@tinoman2 bitch you stupid

[cbaldwinjr]

@tinoman2 You're a nigger. And your mother must've fucked one, you stain.

[rfp415]

Without the audiences laughs you realize how serious and true this actually is.

[Lovealot334]

Had me dyin

[SnugglesNDopey]

"Have you learn anything from 9/11?" LMFAO

[LASHAWANQADASH]

"Don't ask me about drugs, ask Whitney & Bobby"

[LASHAWANQADASH]

" Bigger than me" b/c these (white) ppl have always been jealous of the (black) man:

GENESIS 27

41 And Esau hated Jacob because of the blessing wherewith his father blessed him: and Esau said in his heart, The days of mourning for my father are at hand; then will I slay my brother Jacob.

[KenyanBunnie]

Hilarious!

4:48

6:30

10:01

[MasterXploder88]

Crack is whack!

[TSGS21]

Did Moony predict Dave Chapelles retirement from hollywood? Did the Hollywood folks take it away? Was dave having too much fun?

[theprodigy1600]

@TSGS21 Paul was talking that shit and they fixed Dave lol

Look up Paul Mooney-David Letterman show

He mentions it

[massiveattack786]

@theprodigy1600 @TSGS21

I think u r both wrong..Dave left the show by himself for personal reasons ;) u should look it up !! cheers

[theprodigy1600]

@massiveattack786 lol I know.  It was a joke man...

[xXFranzensteinXx]

"Have the horrorman ask a question about the nigga that was already scary." I fucking laughed so hard as soon as I saw Stephen King appear on the screen.

[YoungChi1992]

I'm black and Paul Mooney offends me with some of the shit he says

[johnyjohnson]

DONT ASK ME ASK WHITNEY AND BOBBY!

[Gumikrukon]

this must be the wittiest nigga of all time.

[wowthatsbs]

"i dont know about drugs, ask whitney and bobby" 

[AquariusCampio]

On Black men and bald heads, who was Jack Johnson? He's the ultimate Bad Nigger of all times who triggered a global race war when he KO'd The Great White Hope, Jim Jefferies! That's why we wear our heads bald. It means defiance!! He was my cousin!

[JohnsLazy]

2:05 "I have a question for that nigga, where are your TEETH nigga"

[SpaceRitual]

His responses are even funnier when he cracks up about them.

[miskittt]

I have a scary script for Stephen King, "Niggas in School!" lmbo

[fantasma608]

Why is he doing this interview in a pigiama suit?

[yaaboygip]

Stephen King's question was really stupid!....I thought he was smarter than that.

[theprodigy1600]

" Nigga with a brain we'll see how that scares people. Or niggas in school how bout that Stephen..."

" THEY ONLY WANT NIGGAS TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF FUN....

GRIN A LITTLE BIT NIGGA

DONT GRIN ALL THE TIME NIGGA"

LMMMFFFFFAAAAAOOOOO!!

[AshtonnCarlee91]

Nigga grow yo hair, today.

[imasonfree]

It's amazing that Paul Mooney can be a complete racist and get away with it, but when Kramer does it. All hell breaks loose. How can a person as racist as Paul Mooney even be accepted as a comedian. I'm black and some of the racist shit he says makes me cringe...

[shino475]

@imasonfree like what?

[imasonfree]

@shino475 Did you even listen to the shit he was saying? Get your head out of your ass...The guy is clearly RACIST. Any idiot can see that much.

[shino475]

@imasonfree my heads not in my ass and everything he said was about black people so hows it racist

[imasonfree]

@shino475 It was masked by the fact that he was ALSO speaking negative about black people as well...But, if you listen, CLOSELY, and ATTENTIVELY...You will see that he is an all around racist prick.

[miskittt]

@imasonfree Then change the channel. Stop trolling.

[imasonfree]

@miskittt Who the fuck died and made you admin, bitch? I can watch what the hell I want to watch, you jackass.

[miskittt]

@imasonfree say it to my face or stfu fat pimply faced nasty nosed moron.

[imasonfree]

@miskittt Ahahahahahahaha...What the fuck would you do if I did, faggot? Go hang yourself from a bridge with a bungee cord, you scum sucking sack of insignificant shit.

[freedrugsLACentral]

@imasonfree Oh shut up you uncle tom. Kramer said the n word and made fun of blacks getting lynched. Their not comparable.

[cbaldwinjr]

@freedrugsLACentral No, that's the thing...instead of acknowledging the b/s that has always existed in this country, we try to 'even' out the idea of racism. Paul Mooney has never said black people are better than whites. That is racism...look up the definition. The belief that one race is superior to another. Not being p/c is not the same as being racist. I'm amazed that people will say Archie Bunker or Don Imus or Walt Kowalski aren't racist, but will peg someone like Paul Mooney. Hypocrites?

[imasonfree]

@freedrugsLACentral Uncle Tom? Because I know a racist nigga when I see it, you faggot? Just because Kramer is a racist son of a bitch doesn't mean it's okay for Mooney to be one, you clown. They are comparable because they are both RACIST. Fuck you with a 12 inch dick...#getoffthatmansnutsack

[8j8j8ae]

@imasonfree fool shut up lol, comparing those two is like night and day

[imasonfree]

@8j8j8ae No, it's not, faggot. More like night and darkness. One is blatantly racist and they other is discreetly racist. Almost the same thing, dumbass.

[chelseamuse72]

"you should've had them all arrested" XD

[youngmfcrak]

whats that saying once you go black you dont go back you go white you go runing back to black

[AshtonnCarlee91]

The biggest pimp I knew was white and he drove a VW...and he was pimpin everybody...I believe yall called him the president. Lmaoo

[amiin92]

he tries not to laugh but fails every single time LOL

[SeanJohnson625]

Mane, watchin' this video makes me wanna to be like him one day, lmfao. xD

[Lollertron]

i thought this was a white guy wearing shoe polish

[lilyounan]

carol channing just admitted she was a nigga, the rest of ya'll needa break down and admit it too

[MrCase22100]

PAUL THE ILLEST FUNNYIEST COMEDIAN EVER.LMAO

[jcwkings77]

who lol'd at stephen king asking about black dentist and undertakers? lolwtf

[trainofaaron]

Even though this is funny as hell I think he's legitimately racist.

[harrycool69]

*makes some shit joke* smirks weirdly until somebody laughs then laughs as hard as he can.

[buitrami]

This was great. I remember this episode but uncut is so much funnier

[xxjamaalxx]

LMFAO! all i can imagine is a policeman chasing a black dude and the black dude jumping rather than running away, aaaah im dying

[MediumPimp1n]

They took James Brown....They gave him back...

[kawaiisis86]

I love this they should have given Paul a special episode of The Chappelle Show.

[TheBigfranco1]

@TheNolo73 No he would be a bad role model for any community if he was

[dulaone]

does Paul Mooney where foundation? 

[LASHAWANQADASH]

@dulaone he's on TV

[dulaone]

@LASHAWANQADASH Soooooo I guess the answer is yes

[Teezatos]

sometimes it's hard to laugh at what paul says cuz it's true..

[koffypr]

I know he is joking but allways talking about black people. How about a black Dominican? Black is not a race! ....but he is still a funny mofo.

[legacy917]

@koffypr He doesn't "always" talk about black people. He spends an equal amount of time talking about white people during his routine as well. Race is his niche. He knows what material works for his brand of comedy and he repeats the actions of his own success. Very tactful, and very well executed. The man is brilliant. Easily goes down in the history books as one of the funniest comics ever. People look up to Richard Pryor, but what they fail to realize is, Pryor looked up to Mooney.

[OUWATZAHLE08]

man hes so funny hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhh

[lilsm555]

White people love weed also.

[darksayese]

lmao the colonel is a nigga now

[darksayese]

lmao the biggest pimp i ever known was a white pimp and he drove a volkswagon and he was pimpin everybody, i think you call him the president fuck man did i laugh my ass off at that lol

[HenchMc]

paul mooney is dat dude

[motelcalifornia]

Truly effen motherfucking true (5:01)

[jont31]

They have those ears clipped!! hahah

[margowsky]

I LOVE when he smiles and laughs at himself. Truly one of the funniest men on earth.

[legacy917]

@margowsky Agreed. When you see anyone laugh, it is automatically contagious. With Mooney, it is even more so. You can tell he is definitely a happy person in general, with a very good spirit that draws you in. You are guaranteed to laugh no matter what. This is especially true in his standup routines. He laughs at his own material there as well, and it just adds to the hilarity of whatever bit he is performing at the moment.

[GraveyardSouljah]

same thing with dave chappelle show if you black & have a show don't have too much fun.

[Skitz0frenix]

They took Tina Turner.. They took Michael Jackson... They took James Brown... They gave him back...

AHHAHAA wow the delivery is so good

[tragicsz]

at around 11:49 you can hear chappelles voice lol

[erichoover2006]

He might be the smartest man in comedy

[Lifter85]

@erichoover2006 ...definitely NOT.

[THEJOURNEY92]

i liked the video before i watched it..cause paul is the truth

[BlaqMarketProduction]

"The black man in America is the most copied man on this planet...Everybody wanna be a nigga but nobody wanna be a nigga"

[Lifter85]

@BlaqMarketProduction ...i thought Obama was half black...he seems to be pimpin everyone now...lol

[legacy917]

@BlaqMarketProduction Yea you're right. You see the way the unemployment rate has risen? Thats because the whites started copying the blacks. See the rise in welfare and food stamps? Yep, that's whitey copying the blacks again. Have you seen the statistics on education? It appears 17 other countries graduate more Doctors,Lawyers, Scientists, and Astrophysicists than the U.S. and you guessed it! Its all because the whites copied the blacks yet again! When will we ever learn?

[trainofaaron]

@BlaqMarketProduction THE KERNAL IS A NIGGA!

[lakishajenkins]

damn this nigga trollin

[eyeshine1]

@LCMS3 lol love it

[nouanoua]

I love seeing Paul laugh at his own jokes, he knows he's hilarious and he's right!

[Novinte]

I don't get the Mariah Carey joke, unless It's just that simple.

[eyeshine1]

@Novinte if you didn't get the Mariah Carey joke, you really are slow so let me speed you up a bit, she married a white boy & when she left him she was humping on every black chair as in (black men) that she could find. "When u go white you come running back to black" & "When you go black you'll never go back" that's how the sayings goes!

[Novinte]

@eyeshine1 thing is I didn't knew she was fucking brothers back then.

[xxcharmed1xx]

Its not as funny when there is no laughing audience.

[jayman138]

paul mooney needs to smoke weed..and if he is...he needs to smoke more..or stop..

[ninjacowboy]

Is Dave Chappelle behind the camera?

[WecanWinJesse]

these ultra serious people on this page forgot that everyone is laughing after Paul makes a statement..

[Riiye]

The correct term is polygamy, Paul.

[eyeshine1]

@Riiye He knows that umm' that's where the joke comes in obviously u didnt get it...poor thing!

[allyelder]

Is this unscripted ? 

[megaboy28]

Lol, 'don't ask me about drugs, go ask Withney and Bobby'.

[eyeshine1]

@megaboy28 Yes love it....Classic!

[desamania]

I can listen to this dude all day

[eyeshine1]

@desamania Me too, me too, he's the greatest!

[realityisfakeable]

Is this bitch serious! Because he wants a woman. Why be with her if he doesn't want a girl. Ignorant motherfucker has no respect.

[realityisfakeable]

The reason is because the bitch can't handle his responsibilities. As for everything else he says ... he is obviously the most delusional person ever.

[Adam27X]

I fucking love how he has to hold in the laughter, that's the best part

[chordsofcolor]

@Adam27X I always think that's the funniest part too.

[eyeshine1]

@Adam27X Yes I love that part too...

[TheNolo73]

@MrDavearama I wish he was gay,he'd be a good role model for my community. Alas, he said he isn't and I believe him.

[eyeshine1]

@TheNolo73 Why would u wish such a horrible thing on a straight man, being gay is not natural or honorable type good role model for any community. I think that pretty twisted for a wish. I'm glad he's normal

[TheNolo73]

@eyeshine1 Shut up Troll.Your comments about Gays are tired and unoriginal.Go to my channel for responses to ALL your stupid comments.

[Mbryty]

LMAO I love Paul Mooney !!

[ALIsTooCool]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah­ahahahaha

[XSatampraZeirosX]

why is everyone so hostile online? I mean would you butt in a conversation at a restaurant and call someone a shit head because you dont agree with him? just saying...

[nauris708]

3:55 made my day 

[smoothpants]

- Is that Dee Schneider at 7:25?

[HarrietTumban]

Damn he was so fucking right. Dave's show got too good. White folks drove him crazy and took it away.

[samny631]

@ThePhenoix11 Yeah umm i guess you missed all of the stereotypical questions from everyone right?

[Weslo2]

LMFAO 2:05 I nearly cried

[DeepHauz13]

niggas in school...how bout that Steven. lol

[MACHIAVELLIxKOVI]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheLilbigBlack]

white people trying too take dreads from us..

[theprodigy1600]

@TheLilbigBlack Thats true

I'm not black I'm Dominican...but yeah dog,they trying to take that too...shit Dominican cats have dreads but its cool though,we're all from the Islands

[freedrugsLACentral]

@theprodigy1600 What you said makes no sense. Black is a race Dominican is a nationality. That would be like a Black person from America saying Im not Black Im American.

[TheFirstJedi]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!! Paul is my hero! He's funniest when he's grumpy.lol.

[ThePhenoix11]

this guy is a dumb ass bigamy was created because of the freaking Mormons u stupid shit head

[eyeshine1]

@ThePhenoix11 ok now don't forget to take your meds

[misscamara12]

Lol..the middle eastern guy was funny.

[ad1997]

Thumbs up if he is only funny when he starts laughing at himself.

[eyeshine1]

@ad1997 I think he's funny regardless

[5TimesDime]

"stephen king thats funny he wanted to say nigga" haha

[ViXoN2]

HAHAHA Bigga-than-me

[NokesAvery]

He's pretty.

[LocoGroove]

9/11 thing was the only one that didn't make me laugh...too racist

[masterman3178]

Dave singing at 7:18

[peatownrepersenative]

8:55 u see when the white guy asks about why black ppl shave thier heads?? is that david chappelle behind the white guy rubbin his head?

[Wutwut1n1]

@peatownrepersenative ya, have you seen that on the show?

[wazzzup1234]

honesly he's dumb and insecured...he's just defending without realizing if it is right or wrong to say what he said..racist is the word im looking for

[pdak04]

Paul Mooney=Troll Face

[dardaf904]

Is Paul Mooney gay? Real question....I'm just looking at his manorism

[meronmichael]

@dardaf904 personally i think he's just old school with it, like your great uncle from the hood who went to college with the whites....if you catch my drift

[eyeshine1]

@dardaf904 Are you sure that's why you want to know, are is it b/c you tryna get with him, why else would you really care...things that make ya go hmmmm'

[AlastorDarkAngel]

"Niggas with Knowledge" i wanna see that movie lol

[tzone6]

Dosent he look like the male version of Jackie Christie from Basketball Wives of L.A.?

[odabuu]

@tzone6 he really does 

[powersurge001]

who is he talking about that "drove a volkswagen"?

[eyeshine1]

@powersurge001 Clinton

[RolandDeschain1]

Stephen King!?!? What the fuck??

[bigmeathd]

Paul Mooney called the demise of the Chapelle Show

[stateradio017]

i think you call it the president

[116everlast]

can black guys jump lol

[meca63]

Knowing that the questions were real, made Chappelle popping up during the bald question even funnier.

[Themetuk]

Does anyone notice that the guys in the back don't laugh till Mr.Paul Mooney does.....weird

[citronm1]

"Everybody wants to be a nigga, nobody wants to be a nigga."

"Mariah Carey... she was humpin black chairs!"

Love Paul! :)

[franciscobarril]

lol i love how he tries to keep a straight face

[BeniTheUntrollable]

racist bitch

[0AdamHeartMother0]

all this dude talks about is white people, he's not even funny

[BeniTheUntrollable]

@0AdamHeartMother0 hes a racist nigger

[FunkyFabulousnCurvy]

@BeniTheUntrollable You call him a "racist nigger" but you used, "nigger". So what the fuck does that make you?

[BeniTheUntrollable]

@FunkyFabulousnCurvy ..a nigger ?

[CALICOTV301]

@0AdamHeartMother0 I guess you don't know his comedy. In addition, where he came from. He's not a comedian, he's an activist

[0AdamHeartMother0]

@CALICOTV301 He's not a comedian yet I don't know his comedy?I'm not disagreeing with you I don't know anything about the guy, all I know is I am tired of racist comedy unless it's interracial.It just gets really boring hearing the white man this, the white man that.Once again I agree 100% Kill all the White Man,the world would be a much more peaceful place. But its the same as listening to a white comedian go on about how black people are lazy and shit, not only is it not true but its not funny