@beckaiser145 Ummmm this was in Sep 24 2011.He knows how to play now.Don't give him tips while he has diamonds and knows how to make diamond weps and knows how to make a nether portal
it amazes me that you don't know about shift + click when you craft more than 1 thing... when you do this it collects ALL of the amount of items you craft in 1 click. just thought you wanted to know
xXBRSAXx's comment is "i swear to god that "strippin" video is following me O_O help me!" for those of you who want to know but are too lazy to search
I kept saying "Alright Toby's gonna make some planks so he can... NO TOBY! STOP PUTTING 3 OR 4 PIECES OF WOOD IN THE CRAFTING TABLE! YOU ONLY NEED ONE!"
I cracked up when he was starving to death and was screaming: "EAT THE TURKEY. HERE, COOK IT ON THE THINGY." Total facepalm with a heart attack from laughing
every time he puts wood in the crafting box and the wood planks pops up i'm yelling "CRAFT THE PLANKS" and he proceeds to ignore and add more wood....which does nothing
why don't you play creative mode
phillip22196 21 minutes ago
does this make any mad?
alec239 34 minutes ago
I wonder if he feels like and idiot when watching these now....
watchingsometubeyou 1 hour ago
Did anybody else cringe when he was using the pickaxe to harvest gravel?
MrSparkowski 6 hours ago
i wonder if seananners watched this..
MrAUSgaming 11 hours ago
ooh a wooden hoe!
Angel2010115 18 hours ago in playlist Minecraft
whats the eat button!?!?!?!?!?!
username7366 19 hours ago
@username7366 -_-'' GOOOHOOOD SO STUPID IT'S FUCKING LEFT CLICK
randombadger899 19 hours ago
oh the old days when toby WAS a newby
username7366 20 hours ago
This made me yell at my tv
TheMask180 1 day ago in playlist Minecraft
OMG! 1 plank on top 1 plank on bottom for stick [aka handle for weapon] then 1 stick on bottom then 1 plank in the middle and on top OK!
beckaiser145 1 day ago
@beckaiser145 Ummmm this was in Sep 24 2011.He knows how to play now.Don't give him tips while he has diamonds and knows how to make diamond weps and knows how to make a nether portal
Warkiller3k 1 day ago
I apparently tied my shoes during the first part of this video. Don't remember it, never felt like I was tying my shoes.
MCRMCRMCR22 1 day ago
im so srry to say this but u were way...WAY better when u accually figured out minecraft then when u started. D: im srry to admit it!
consiterit0 1 day ago
this is almost equally painfull as the time i stabbed myself by falling on a screwdriver
WolfWithA1911 1 day ago
I can't keep a straight face wish this guy
sKuLlZandAXE 2 days ago
Minecraft - DIAMONDS - Part 373
CobrakingTV 2 days ago
Toby: chickens come here! come here buddy! I'm gonna give you a new home, it's called my digestive system.
Me: XD
532Spartan 2 days ago
Tobuscus=Face Palm
darkprinceofawsome5 2 days ago
lol i love how literal this is, crafting sticks for a fire
ZachKearns66 2 days ago
LOL! IM A GOD (stone tools -_-)
Dragon8301879 2 days ago
He reminds me of Caboose! xD
MrHLGNinja 3 days ago in playlist Minecraft
painful...
MeANw33D 3 days ago
HELL YEA! I'M A GOD!!
dazybug5 3 days ago
What The Flip It's Not A Battleaxe
griffinkey64 3 days ago
make vid longer
LadyMinecraftian 3 days ago
It took him 30 minutes to make a workbench... *facepalm*
simonfunnemark 3 days ago 2
Soooo lucky finding that coal that easily
heinyhxc 3 days ago
ROFL hes soooooooooo bad
VincentIsABoss 3 days ago
hey i have namonia
max28057 3 days ago
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lukeisawsum1 4 days ago
I love it when he dies.
danielclocksinpk 4 days ago
This was kidney-bleedingly painful to watch.
phuzzychinn 4 days ago in playlist Minecraft 40
first sound encounter with herobrine
edd4223 5 days ago
combusting stone.....
EvilElf456 5 days ago
Lmao Toby always makes my days xD
dhernandez9413 5 days ago
I Know That Your Gonna Know How To Make it!!!
Rory67896 6 days ago
@TECHN0GE3K No actually I researched it a lot so the Only noob thing I did was to keep clicking trees lol
weirdo327 6 days ago
it amazes me that you don't know about shift + click when you craft more than 1 thing... when you do this it collects ALL of the amount of items you craft in 1 click. just thought you wanted to know
Hunt3rM18 6 days ago
Back when Toby thought an ax was a battle ax...
awesomemosucra 1 week ago
"Watch this stone, it frickin' disintegrates!"
Wait till he finds iron...
cray0523 1 week ago
1:31 .... I THREW IT ON THE GROUND
beautifulhorror22 1 week ago
i love how we were all exactly the same when we first started minecraft no matter what you say ;D
TECHN0GE3K 1 week ago
Was anyone else screaming "HOLD THE FUCKING BUTTON TOBY" at the turkey part?
KzOsPhanthom 1 week ago
i screamed very very loud when he didnt make bone meal. he should of used it on his mushroom and made an INSTANT HOUSE
robloxguy90 1 week ago
@robloxguy90 How on earth would that work? o.o
BarbiesBruises 5 days ago
@robloxguy90 this was b4 that patch...
DarkFang42 2 days ago
omg not everything needs to be related to skyrim i mean battleaxe merchant...
RobloxTheEpic 1 week ago
DUDE THIS WAS UPLOADED ON MY BIRTHDAY :D :D
928216samy 1 week ago
@928216samy happy birth day
deadisl111 1 week ago
I awwed when he sang "How do I breathe without you"
I love how the music fits your attitude XD
"EAT THE TURKEY!" LMAO
fullmetalgirl 1 week ago
for people who dont know theres a minecraft wiki
halrog8 1 week ago
w00t made on my b-day
shananagin101 1 week ago
"eat the turkey!!!!" its a chicken XD
ZeldaGamer11 1 week ago in playlist Minecraft
"I AM A GOD!" All he did was make a crafting table :o
2113Camjam 1 week ago
I thought i was a god when I made my first crafting table
cbgriefer 1 week ago in playlist Minecraft
Good toby now use the coal in a furn...no....no wait WAIT NOT TORCHES! AW GOD DANGIT!!
fixnpost 1 week ago
coal
wero1122 1 week ago
did it just take him 3 episodes to make a workbench???
jn926 1 week ago 2
Im Sittin' here, waiting for the food bar to deplete.
tehCeaser 1 week ago 87
@tehCeaser Still? After a week>?
AidanLawson 2 days ago
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tehCeaser 1 week ago
you are a god? for make a workbench?!
blaster1551 1 week ago
Toby comparing u from this to part 130 u were extreme epic nube
MySoccerdude10 1 week ago
Toby: Okay I googled it and I have to make sticks
Me: FINALLY!
briggie35 1 week ago
you are a retard!!!
54DarkVoid 1 week ago
@54DarkVoid no but you are :)
mcdonalds5656 1 week ago
@54DarkVoid We know you are.
AccensionIzEpic 1 week ago
The likes bar dictates the number of facepalms...
GreymanesElite 1 week ago
make sticks
ioanfilipescu99 1 week ago
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xXBRSAXx's comment is "i swear to god that "strippin" video is following me O_O help me!" for those of you who want to know but are too lazy to search
jareebo69 1 week ago
kinda sad that it took you 3 episodes to use the tool box
reatartedzebra 1 week ago
dig a hole with the hoe and then plant it....*facepalm*
aldocool100 1 week ago
@RaiThunderSRB Herobrine isn't rare; he doesn't exist at all!
Fuzzletooth 1 week ago
Ok
ctc123ctc1 1 week ago
i love how i don't feel like a noob anymore...
waffllecat 2 weeks ago in playlist Minecraft
toby games you are funny
MyRenz77 2 weeks ago
everytime he's puting random stuff in the crafting section i'm like: ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ
then when he barely does something right but quits (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
Troublemaker676 2 weeks ago 2
When I watch Toby play minecraft, I always have to listen to "Threw it on the ground" by lonely island before I can quit.
AnomalousChopin 2 weeks ago
Don't dig below u!!!
NinjaRainbowUnicornP 2 weeks ago
Mmm... Bone meal...
TheInfinitywise 2 weeks ago
7:24 isnt it great how even after 100 episodes, toby still questions what that noise is
sergeze246 2 weeks ago
STIICKS MAN STICKS!!!! lol
SickTwistedFruit 2 weeks ago
Oh god, now "strippin" is higher in the suggestions? WHY!?
xXBRSAXx 2 weeks ago
Why is there stripping in the sidebar:)
ctc123ctc1 2 weeks ago
@ctc123ctc1 ITS A TRAP DUN DO IT
HylianBIT 2 weeks ago
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GoyleTheGargoyle 2 weeks ago
come here chickens, imma give you a new home! its called, my digestive system. X)
FaiThTH3desRoY3R 2 weeks ago
charlolettethehedgehog is wrong it was random cave noise
RaiThunderSRB 2 weeks ago
Herobrine is rare (in before 1.0.0)
RaiThunderSRB 2 weeks ago
what do you record with?
TheDarkReprize 2 weeks ago
7:22 to 7:29
What noise was that was that Herobrine following you Tob buddy ?
Charlottethehedgehog 2 weeks ago
rubing two things together quickley reall y toby just really
bigbballplayer1 2 weeks ago
first minecrafter who takes half an hour to make a workbench
TMOSP1 2 weeks ago
i was like COAL COAL COAL COAL COAL aaaaaah good job toby :)
TheDirectorsOfASS 2 weeks ago
So I navigated away from this page and toby's voice decided to follow me. I can't make it stop! :(
rachael4345 2 weeks ago
I kept saying "Alright Toby's gonna make some planks so he can... NO TOBY! STOP PUTTING 3 OR 4 PIECES OF WOOD IN THE CRAFTING TABLE! YOU ONLY NEED ONE!"
Rmaggedon91 2 weeks ago
it took toby 20 minutes to make a crafting table
Bossness123 2 weeks ago
im w8ing for the creeper to make an appearance.
awesomekidalex123 2 weeks ago
Why is strippin' following me around
DrCreeper13 2 weeks ago
@DrCreeper13 I know right? It's such a stupid video.
Rmaggedon91 2 weeks ago
WTF are yuo doing
CrazyDutchman3004 2 weeks ago
I cracked up when he was starving to death and was screaming: "EAT THE TURKEY. HERE, COOK IT ON THE THINGY." Total facepalm with a heart attack from laughing
northernshineDA 2 weeks ago
Can I use chicken for a weapon? *facepalm*
Can I make a cactus weapon? *facepalm*
Come here chickens! *notices 4 chicken in inventory and facepalms*
Full of facepalming... Still funny though
Brightwarriorz 2 weeks ago
Im gonna give you a nice home...it called my digestive system LOL
Fang2oo9 2 weeks ago
So I threw it on the ground!
spartan99105 2 weeks ago
u mad strppin followin u? i think your name is bras so.....
webothknowurdrunk 2 weeks ago
you deserve to live...i'm just kidding!
ForsakenGrevas 2 weeks ago in playlist Minecraft
can't he see that he can make wood planks??
rubygloom73 2 weeks ago
I love how Noobie Toby is xD
dshodaw 2 weeks ago
3 Episodes to get a workbench xDD Facepalm
dshodaw 2 weeks ago
its weird that me and him laugh at the same time 0-0
emiegirl77 3 weeks ago
At the end was the saddest part... starts eating like 5 times.
*facepalm^
TheGrinchly 3 weeks ago
watching this is torture!!! please tobuscus look at wiki or youtube tutorials or something please u r such a noooob!!!
FloridaCracker13190 3 weeks ago in playlist Tobuscus Minecraft
this is so annoying
seatoun12 3 weeks ago
i almost wet 4:48
mbroslink10009 3 weeks ago
noob
ExplosivePeenuts 3 weeks ago
I have an iron axe... :D
Derpedyderpgirl30 3 weeks ago in playlist Minecraft
@Derpedyderpgirl30 i have a diamond axe... :D
D3V1L444 2 weeks ago
@D3V1L444 I have a diamond PICKaxe... :D
9picklepowers 2 weeks ago
@9picklepowers me too... :D
D3V1L444 2 weeks ago
can i make a chiken weapon
me *facepalm*
liz1n1james1show 3 weeks ago 133
@liz1n1james1show In no way is this comment funny.
AlexD19931 2 weeks ago
this is fucing hilarious
CasaDePablito 3 weeks ago
im going to give you a new home.. its called my intestines..
MrSaucyBeans 3 weeks ago
I like how he's starving to death, but doesn't pause it when he's saying "Bless your face" and all his closing stuff.
DGregster 3 weeks ago
@ProjectDrift77 I hate people like you
Bl4kePrice 3 weeks ago
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1:53 HES MAKING WOODEN DILDOS!
ProjectDrift77 3 weeks ago
0:12 HES MAKING A WOODEN DILDO'S!
ProjectDrift77 3 weeks ago
@5:56
Toby: "Woah, what is that falling? Is that dirt ground?"
Me: "Precisely."
fringehouse 3 weeks ago
every time he puts wood in the crafting box and the wood planks pops up i'm yelling "CRAFT THE PLANKS" and he proceeds to ignore and add more wood....which does nothing
fringehouse 3 weeks ago
the music on here is so calm
Shift2UnleashedGirl 3 weeks ago
Sticks...Sticks...and stones...may br... OH GOD STOP DROPPING IT
Aflacduck247 3 weeks ago in playlist Tobuscus Minecraft
chig'n wepi'n
enderdragongameing 3 weeks ago
That was a good attempt at a chicken pickaxe.
Viewsk8 3 weeks ago
He's making pretty good guesses... rubbing two sticks together for a fire, a double-edged battleaxe.... Minecraft is just really specific is all.
Mrmeh21 3 weeks ago
MAKE A FURNASE
TheCoolDude1023 3 weeks ago
Its my mission to watch all minecraft videos by toby
SuperFrancis619 3 weeks ago in playlist Minecraft
hell yeah im a god
beargsd 3 weeks ago
ohhhh i gota make some chicken samichez. too funny!
awsommenessinacan 3 weeks ago
you are soooooo stupid fuceeeeeeeek
digbog31 3 weeks ago
lolz he searched the crafting table up XD
Graxhire038 3 weeks ago in playlist Minecraft
Click and hold right-click to eat.
Redberry012345 3 weeks ago in playlist Minecraft
he said "diggy diggy hole time" in the last ep. but he acts like he has never seen a minecraft video in his life. toby trolling.
shisumi1 4 weeks ago
i love his ghetto voice
XGamertech01 4 weeks ago
Lol Toby I love how u overreact to everything.
WOWDKMWAH 4 weeks ago
Can I craft a chicken weapon? lol priceless, only toby
Wadester5 4 weeks ago
Safety hole , dig it when theres spiders safety hole dig it when theres skeleton!!!
sexywatermelon38 4 weeks ago in playlist Minecraft
oh god i remember to when i was new @ minecraft so much bad memeries
ShadowLink0071 4 weeks ago
toby....your playthrough so far makes me want to nuke babies seeing as you can't make a
f-(honk)-ing pickax
bambamkim2120 4 weeks ago
@bambamkim2120 but its funny
N0VAxR3AP3Rx343 4 weeks ago
Anyone get an toby lets talk ad?
AnnaLOLs 4 weeks ago
Ummmmm I'm Pretty Sure That It Is Minecraft Not Cavemencraft ( 4:59 )
Metratere 4 weeks ago
hahahaha he sucks :)
addlovie 4 weeks ago
@T5IVEPICTURES You hold down the right mouse button while holding food. :3
EmariWolfe 4 weeks ago
at 5:40 i was tempted to yell out ITS FREAKIN GRAVEL
MultiPredator777 4 weeks ago
oh whats thebutton to eat? i keep starving lmao
T5IVEPICTURES 1 month ago
i thought for a second that if I moved my mouse away to close the ad, the Tobuscus would stop attacking the zombie and get him. ?!?
CreamyRicePudding 1 month ago
Should we tell him how to make a funace
jaylego910 1 month ago
i swear to god that "strippin" video is following me O_O help me!
xXBRSAXx 1 month ago 161
@xXBRSAXx i know! IT WONT GO AWAY O_O
syndicate2468 4 weeks ago
@xXBRSAXx you know now that i keep seeing more por vidoes then usual on my daily sh*t
PocketKandy 4 weeks ago
@xXBRSAXx your not alone buddy :D
Zombiewaster215 4 weeks ago
@xXBRSAXx You must click!
RustyGumbo 4 weeks ago
@RustyGumbo No! Never!
xXBRSAXx 3 weeks ago
@xXBRSAXx OH MY GOSH me too 8 (
MRshmorg 3 weeks ago
@xXBRSAXx Its too late... its gotten meeee....RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
shane44567 3 weeks ago
@xXBRSAXx im tempted to click on it O.o but i will never
smothdude 3 weeks ago
@xXBRSAXx The strippin' lady? Oh that's Toby's mom.
DGregster 3 weeks ago
@xXBRSAXx it's just a vlog but its following me too 0.0
991woot119 3 weeks ago
@xXBRSAXx i know right
Blakebio99 2 weeks ago
@xXBRSAXx YES!!!!
jayjay12365 2 weeks ago
@jayjay12365 Oh god no
xXBRSAXx 2 weeks ago
@xXBRSAXx toby videos minecraft skyrim videos its getting creepy god forbid my mom to cum in
jayjay12365 2 weeks ago
@xXBRSAXx same here lol
thtawesomeguy3 2 weeks ago
@xXBRSAXx
Same here.No matter were I go its there..................Its like Herobrine
TheTotalBomb 2 weeks ago 39