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  • why don't you play creative mode

    

  • does this make any mad?

  • I wonder if he feels like and idiot when watching these now....

  • Did anybody else cringe when he was using the pickaxe to harvest gravel?

  • i wonder if seananners watched this..

  • ooh a wooden hoe!

  • whats the eat button!?!?!?!?!?!

  • @username7366 -_-'' GOOOHOOOD SO STUPID IT'S FUCKING LEFT CLICK

  • oh the old days when toby WAS a newby

  • This made me yell at my tv

  • OMG! 1 plank on top 1 plank on bottom for stick [aka handle for weapon] then 1 stick on bottom then 1 plank in the middle and on top OK!

  • @beckaiser145 Ummmm this was in Sep 24 2011.He knows how to play now.Don't give him tips while he has diamonds and knows how to make diamond weps and knows how to make a nether portal

  • I apparently tied my shoes during the first part of this video. Don't remember it, never felt like I was tying my shoes.

  • im so srry to say this but u were way...WAY better when u accually figured out minecraft then when u started. D: im srry to admit it!

  • this is almost equally painfull as the time i stabbed myself by falling on a screwdriver

  • I can't keep a straight face wish this guy

  • Minecraft - DIAMONDS - Part 373

  • Toby: chickens come here! come here buddy! I'm gonna give you a new home, it's called my digestive system.

    Me: XD

  • Tobuscus=Face Palm

  • lol i love how literal this is, crafting sticks for a fire

    

  • LOL! IM A GOD (stone tools -_-)

  • He reminds me of Caboose! xD

  • painful...

  • HELL YEA! I'M A GOD!!

  • What The Flip It's Not A Battleaxe

  • make vid longer

    

  • It took him 30 minutes to make a workbench... *facepalm*

  • Soooo lucky finding that coal that easily

  • ROFL hes soooooooooo bad

  • hey i have namonia

  • I love it when he dies.

  • This was kidney-bleedingly painful to watch.

  • first sound encounter with herobrine

  • combusting stone.....

  • Lmao Toby always makes my days xD

  • I Know That Your Gonna Know How To Make it!!!

  • @TECHN0GE3K No actually I researched it a lot so the Only noob thing I did was to keep clicking trees lol

  • it amazes me that you don't know about shift + click when you craft more than 1 thing... when you do this it collects ALL of the amount of items you craft in 1 click. just thought you wanted to know

  • Back when Toby thought an ax was a battle ax...

  • "Watch this stone, it frickin' disintegrates!"

    Wait till he finds iron...

  • 1:31 .... I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

  • i love how we were all exactly the same when we first started minecraft no matter what you say ;D

  • Was anyone else screaming "HOLD THE FUCKING BUTTON TOBY" at the turkey part?

  • i screamed very very loud when he didnt make bone meal. he should of used it on his mushroom and made an INSTANT HOUSE

  • @robloxguy90 How on earth would that work? o.o

  • @robloxguy90 this was b4 that patch...

  • omg not everything needs to be related to skyrim i mean battleaxe merchant...

  • DUDE THIS WAS UPLOADED ON MY BIRTHDAY :D :D

  • @928216samy happy birth day

  • I awwed when he sang "How do I breathe without you"

    I love how the music fits your attitude XD

    "EAT THE TURKEY!" LMAO

  • for people who dont know theres a minecraft wiki

  • w00t made on my b-day

  • "eat the turkey!!!!" its a chicken XD

  • "I AM A GOD!" All he did was make a crafting table :o

  • I thought i was a god when I made my first crafting table

  • Good toby now use the coal in a furn...no....no wait WAIT NOT TORCHES! AW GOD DANGIT!!

  • coal

    

  • did it just take him 3 episodes to make a workbench???

  • Im Sittin' here, waiting for the food bar to deplete.

  • @tehCeaser Still? After a week>?

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  • you are a god? for make a workbench?!

  • Toby comparing u from this to part 130 u were extreme epic nube

  • Toby: Okay I googled it and I have to make sticks

    Me: FINALLY!

  • you are a retard!!!

  • @54DarkVoid no but you are :)

  • @54DarkVoid We know you are.

  • The likes bar dictates the number of facepalms...

  • make sticks

  • kinda sad that it took you 3 episodes to use the tool box

  • dig a hole with the hoe and then plant it....*facepalm*

  • @RaiThunderSRB Herobrine isn't rare; he doesn't exist at all!

  • Ok

  • i love how i don't feel like a noob anymore...

  • toby games you are funny

  • everytime he's puting random stuff in the crafting section i'm like: ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

    then when he barely does something right but quits (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

  • When I watch Toby play minecraft, I always have to listen to "Threw it on the ground" by lonely island before I can quit.

  • Don't dig below u!!!

  • Mmm... Bone meal...

  • 7:24 isnt it great how even after 100 episodes, toby still questions what that noise is

  • STIICKS MAN STICKS!!!! lol

  • Oh god, now "strippin" is higher in the suggestions? WHY!?

  • Why is there stripping in the sidebar:)

  • @ctc123ctc1 ITS A TRAP DUN DO IT

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  • come here chickens, imma give you a new home! its called, my digestive system. X)

  • charlolettethehedgehog is wrong it was random cave noise

  • Herobrine is rare (in before 1.0.0)

  • what do you record with?

  • 7:22 to 7:29

    What noise was that was that Herobrine following you Tob buddy ?

  • rubing two things together quickley reall y toby just really

  • first minecrafter who takes half an hour to make a workbench

  • i was like COAL COAL COAL COAL COAL aaaaaah good job toby :)

  • So I navigated away from this page and toby's voice decided to follow me. I can't make it stop! :(

  • I kept saying "Alright Toby's gonna make some planks so he can... NO TOBY! STOP PUTTING 3 OR 4 PIECES OF WOOD IN THE CRAFTING TABLE! YOU ONLY NEED ONE!"

  • it took toby 20 minutes to make a crafting table

  • im w8ing for the creeper to make an appearance.

  • Why is strippin' following me around

  • @DrCreeper13 I know right? It's such a stupid video.

  • WTF are yuo doing

  • I cracked up when he was starving to death and was screaming: "EAT THE TURKEY. HERE, COOK IT ON THE THINGY." Total facepalm with a heart attack from laughing

  • Can I use chicken for a weapon? *facepalm*

    Can I make a cactus weapon? *facepalm*

    Come here chickens! *notices 4 chicken in inventory and facepalms*

    Full of facepalming... Still funny though

  • Im gonna give you a nice home...it called my digestive system LOL

  • So I threw it on the ground!

  • u mad strppin followin u? i think your name is bras so.....

  • you deserve to live...i'm just kidding!

  • can't he see that he can make wood planks??

  • I love how Noobie Toby is xD

  • 3 Episodes to get a workbench xDD Facepalm

  • its weird that me and him laugh at the same time 0-0

  • At the end was the saddest part... starts eating like 5 times.

    *facepalm^

  • watching this is torture!!! please tobuscus look at wiki or youtube tutorials or something please u r such a noooob!!!

  • this is so annoying

  • i almost wet 4:48

  • noob

  • I have an iron axe... :D

  • @Derpedyderpgirl30 i have a diamond axe... :D

  • @D3V1L444 I have a diamond PICKaxe... :D

  • @9picklepowers me too... :D

  • can i make a chiken weapon

    me *facepalm*

  • @liz1n1james1show In no way is this comment funny.

  • this is fucing hilarious

  • im going to give you a new home.. its called my intestines..

  • I like how he's starving to death, but doesn't pause it when he's saying "Bless your face" and all his closing stuff.

  • @ProjectDrift77 I hate people like you

  • 0:12 HES MAKING A WOODEN DILDO'S!

  • @5:56

    Toby: "Woah, what is that falling? Is that dirt ground?"

    Me: "Precisely."

  • every time he puts wood in the crafting box and the wood planks pops up i'm yelling "CRAFT THE PLANKS" and he proceeds to ignore and add more wood....which does nothing

  • the music on here is so calm

  • Sticks...Sticks...and stones...may br... OH GOD STOP DROPPING IT

  • chig'n wepi'n

  • That was a good attempt at a chicken pickaxe.

  • He's making pretty good guesses... rubbing two sticks together for a fire, a double-edged battleaxe.... Minecraft is just really specific is all.

  • MAKE A FURNASE

    

  • Its my mission to watch all minecraft videos by toby

  • hell yeah im a god

  • ohhhh i gota make some chicken samichez. too funny!

  • you are soooooo stupid fuceeeeeeeek

    

  • lolz he searched the crafting table up XD

  • Click and hold right-click to eat.

  • he said "diggy diggy hole time" in the last ep. but he acts like he has never seen a minecraft video in his life. toby trolling.

  • i love his ghetto voice

  • Lol Toby I love how u overreact to everything.

  • Can I craft a chicken weapon? lol priceless, only toby

  • Safety hole , dig it when theres spiders safety hole dig it when theres skeleton!!!

  • oh god i remember to when i was new @ minecraft so much bad memeries

  • toby....your playthrough so far makes me want to nuke babies seeing as you can't make a

    f-(honk)-ing pickax

  • @bambamkim2120 but its funny

  • Anyone get an toby lets talk ad?

  • Ummmmm I'm Pretty Sure That It Is Minecraft Not Cavemencraft ( 4:59 )

  • hahahaha he sucks :)

  • @T5IVEPICTURES You hold down the right mouse button while holding food. :3

  • at 5:40 i was tempted to yell out ITS FREAKIN GRAVEL

  • oh whats thebutton to eat? i keep starving lmao

  • i thought for a second that if I moved my mouse away to close the ad, the Tobuscus would stop attacking the zombie and get him. ?!?

  • Should we tell him how to make a funace

  • i swear to god that "strippin" video is following me O_O help me!

  • @xXBRSAXx i know! IT WONT GO AWAY O_O

  • @xXBRSAXx you know now that i keep seeing more por vidoes then usual on my daily sh*t

  • @xXBRSAXx your not alone buddy :D

  • @xXBRSAXx You must click!

  • @RustyGumbo No! Never!

  • @xXBRSAXx OH MY GOSH me too 8 (

  • @xXBRSAXx Its too late... its gotten meeee....RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

  • @xXBRSAXx im tempted to click on it O.o but i will never

  • @xXBRSAXx The strippin' lady? Oh that's Toby's mom.

  • @xXBRSAXx it's just a vlog but its following me too 0.0

  • @xXBRSAXx i know right

  • @xXBRSAXx YES!!!!

  • @jayjay12365 Oh god no

  • @xXBRSAXx toby videos minecraft skyrim videos its getting creepy god forbid my mom to cum in

  • @xXBRSAXx same here lol

  • @xXBRSAXx

    Same here.No matter  were I go its there..................Its like Herobrine