Water Boat Poker Strtaegy: #18 How to Slowroll

[gamotua]

I don't think we had odds... .LOL - factors of 2's lmao

[777absinthe777]

finally. it finally happend. u just had to at least chuckle at least once. i just dont get how can u stay so cold and so serious all the time :D.

GJ BTW

[kanadyjczyksk8]

12:48 gay giving pick up chick tips this is fantastic HAHAHA

[kanadyjczyksk8]

single mother poker strategy ! HAHAHA "im not sure how i won he had 44 TT 99 i had only 8 high" hahahahaha im gonna piss myself here

[Anonymousandbullshit]

Hes a brainwashed stupid bitch

[OriginalNex]

Your an idiot the reason you won was because there was 10-10 9-9 up you had 8 he had highest card 4 thats best 5 cards on the bloody board clearly you dont know shit.

your hand out of all 5 was... 10-10-9-9-8  his hand was 10-10-9-9-4 you win because of one card dip shit clearly dont know fuck all about poker

[jiamonx2]

what games do you actually play waterboat? cash? and if so what blinds

[lapackman12]

This guy is a genius........if u dont realize what he is doing........ur a fucking idiot

[BillaPunkSk8ter]

don't think you did that on purpose but when you said that a poker player can raise the kid i nearly pissed myself laughing.

suppose the other option would be to fold him

[brandwijkgg]

you have a severe problem dude. search for help. Or make them to lock you up for the rest of youre life.

[btsantibanez]

"We've just started, and I'm in second place." hahaha!



[MrJonnyboy36]

Its funny cause I have xhamsterxcom open in another tab :D

[ThePodgeiscool]

You are such a cocksucker

[MrSwiftPunch]

'I have no idea why i won'...uh, cause you both had 2 pair on the board, but his kicker was a 4 and yours was an 8...

[HyperAndMelig]

No offence btw, you are a great player

[HyperAndMelig]

Sorry but you have to stop playing poker, are you crazy putting your kid up for adoption because you are addicted to poker,thumbs if you agree

[thatguywithnothing]

tell em your a grinder

[mykell2000]

lol getting your daughter to grind and taking a cut

[shpotik]

I think he's playing a freeroll or play money Hahaha

[shpotik]

Haha idiot

[1337Geronimo]

A lets be honest, his hands would be perfect in Holdem Hi/lo..

+1 for the entertainment :P

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[1lmarque1]

This guy is terribad dont learn from him

[priveprive]

"Ratings have been disabled for this video." good4u

[8nikolas8]

This is actually one of the funniest videos I've seen on YouTube... genius.

[OceanSkate401]

@8nikolas8 is it just me or is the maker of this video like borderline retarded?

[8nikolas8]

@OceanSkate401 Well, he's clearly joking, and that's why it's so funny. He might come across as 'borderline retarded' but that's probably his intention.

[OceanSkate401]

@8nikolas8 i don't think hes joking. he sounds pretty serious.

[8nikolas8]

@OceanSkate401 What is that supposed to mean? Do comedians have to sound like clowns to be joking? Do comedy actors have to do the same? The fact that he sounds serious is what makes it funny. He's actually got a high bankroll (it's shown in other videos) and I doubt he got there playing like this on probably $1 buy ins... Really don't get how you think this is serious.

[tazwiz]

This have nothing to do with real poker...

[nikocanivo]

you have no idea

[pokerjoker619]

lmao BACKSTREETS BACK!!!

[johnsmith7490]

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[cuzinvinny83]

Obv the people who think this is real..dont know anything about poker

[cakecakecake1]

could you send me your EV and pot odds formula

[ken139]

rabbit81206. lol the joke is on u! U really dont see the fool u make of urself by making smartarse comments do u. The fact that u dont see that it is a joke vid is quite sad. It really takes a very SPECIAL person to not think or see that its a comedy. It kinda annoys me that people like u then correct other people when they are clearly just taking the piss, thinking u have got one over on them.

If I asked u when the 'weekend' market was on, ud say "OMG THE WEEKEND! Its in the name u fool"

[rabbit81206]

are you taking any prescription medication???

[rabbit81206]

btw

holdem is a five card game meaning the best five card hand

therefore you cant have a triple pair

you won with 99TT8

your opponent had 99TT4

..understand...???.

[rabbit81206]

you are easily one of the worst players i have ever seen

please please please come play at stars

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[F13RY54L54]

The eight high value bet is probably one of the sexiest things I've ever seen.

[F13RY54L54]

Sick level.

[ddavid993]

LOL u play extreamly bad

[lacostemaniac]

at 9:19 maybe it only happened to me but i attempted to click call.. epic FAIL

[Pruane2ishot]

i cried from 9:22 -- 10:06

[Republicansaresick]

hahaha fkn amazing

[MiculPrint]

what are you talking about ?! donk !

[LLandQC]

@MiculPrint dude...dont you see that he is acting like a total idiot? he made many videos, they're all funny as hell

[iwishudied]

Pot odds were 4 to 8, square it to the sixteenth. No, we definitely didn't have pot odds there.

[gaby14888]

hahahahahahah

[P00P0STER0US]

It took me 10 minutes to realize I was being slowrolled by this video.

I love it.

[schleifenbaumj]

lol, i dont know why i have won against his three pair xD

Strong poker player, strong speach, nice bullshit, I'm having a lot of fun

[thefuckinvoodoo]

strait ???

[An22jz]

10:00 u like to listen at pokemonsongs? :)

[Nuklearsocken]

We picked up a strong hand. We have Five Five. :D

[h3ptagrama]

B.E.A.Utifful slowroll xD!!

[91Holdem]

would love a vid where u donk to winning a tourny! great vids XD

[HerbertNicholas]

awesome!

[mmnmnmmmnmmn]

Wtf, man.. I watched all your stratagy vids, took notes even, and lost all of my bankroll.. I just ran superrrr bad.. Sigh... I'm sure i'll get it back, I'm so above everyone elses game now anyway. Thanks for the vids, took my game to a completley new level.

[johnaiton]

@mmnmnmmmnmmn Please tell me you're joking.

Ignore all advice from here. ALL advice. It's trolling. Go to deucescracked or something and learn real stuff

[mmnmnmmmnmmn]

@johnaiton haha, obviously, if anyone actually thought this was serious, should be shuned from poker.

[1lmarque1]

@mmnmnmmmnmmn I feel sry for you man this guy is terribad dont learn from him

[OriginalNex]

@mmnmnmmmnmmn no offence but if you take his advice hen your an idiot mate, firsrtly go to 6:30ish and watch the hand he didnt know why he won...

his winning hand was 10-10-9-9-8 and the other guys hand was 10-10-9-9-4 and he doesnt know why he won last time i checked 8 was higher then 4 theres no such thing as three pair because you can only use 5 cards to make a winning hand. best just play pairs and big pairs to do decent and on occasions if you can limp in a frew hands then do that.

[youluvana]

@OriginalNex i was thinking the same thing :) he even mentioned something that he called TRIPPLE PAIR lol. he might be just joking wright. othervise how am i going to get a read on someone if that person doesent even know how strong hes hand is.

[youluvana]

@OriginalNex never mind my last comment. i made it when i started to wach this vid. then i wasent sure hes joking but he certainly is. pretty funny actually. he even might be good player when hes taking it seriously. i mean hes calm and knows how to fold. this is all just comedy.

[OriginalNex]

@youluvana nope he just sucks plain and simple

[dru70292]

then y did u say water boat won with a 8 high ... cuz he had 2 pair not 8 high

[pavlic2007]

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[laydown666]

Awesome



[Ragnarok1er]

Haha French Pokemon at 7:10. Awesome :D

[pokerstarshark]

Triple pair!!!! So funny

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[gdoggcasey]

"So this is a squeeze play...these guys have to fold now. Oh, ok so he reshoved me..." awesome stuff lol

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[wickedlovescompany]

Love that you can hear Pokemon, in a language I can't place.

Representing!

[sjerseyb856]

People are to retarded to realize "dry humor" at its best lololol

[BobbyNutzzz]

The slowroll worked perfectly! lol i love this vid. its great

[BobbyNutzzz]

The slowroll worked perfectly!

[lejbean]

LOL @ 6.50, water boat wins with 8 high rofl

[dru70292]

@lejbean he had 2 pair 9s and 10s with a 8 kicker the other guy had 9s and 10s with a 4 kicker

[lejbean]

@dru70292 yeah obv they both had 2 pair but the other donk calls with a 4 like

[lejbean]

The slowroll was quality lmao

[YoureSmokingCrack]

how do yo umake the background all black?

[russian007royal]

4:02 :slowroll, LMFAO!~

[weefeatures]

8:58

'this is a perfect spot to be squeezing. These guys have to fold, they have to give me credit'

*other guy instantly shoves all in*

LOOOOL

[1skullduggery]

@weefeatures that was perfect timing. i laughed for 10 minutes str8 after that classic.

[weefeatures]

@1skullduggery another part that had me wetting myself was 10:35 when he says 'I'm just gonna time out, make it look like I have kings' as he stifles laughter lol xD

[Marijaninho]

loooooooool!! he called with a triple pair which is understandable :O

[cookiekoen]

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[Okks]

I love the pokemon theme song that comes on right in the middle of the video... LOL

[mvpz]

"ok..he called with the triple pair which is understandable....

um...im not really sure why my hand beat'em. he had 4s...

i only had 8 high. 9 10 10 9, 4 4, 8 5..urgh..

i'll take it but i'll probably have to send uhhhh

full-tilt an email or something..WHOOOooo"

referring to hand at 05:25 to 06:55

speech made at 07:24 to 07:55

hahahahahaha i dont wna comment on the rest of the silly amateur stuffs but.....

WHAT THE HELL IS A TRIPLE PAIR?!?! LOLOLOLOLOL

[achillesled]

@mvpz do you realise its a joke?

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[yellow6100]

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[TheChiefsuspect]

it's not the nut str8 at the 4 min mark, the nut str8 would be running hearts to make a royal or a str8 flush!

[VinzorBE]

@TheChiefsuspect what the FUCK are u talking about? he has the nut straight on the flop, having the nuts on the flop doesnt mean its gna be the nuts all the way trough, wich it was as soon as the turn popped up... ur just a retard

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[zeejustin6]

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[drako1337]

OMG triple pair lol.

Dude his hand was T T 9 9 4

Your hand was T T 9 9 8

You had a better kicker it doesnt matter he had a pair on the flop / pre-flop.

Triple pair jeez.

[LOLFLUSHDRAW]

@drako1337 your stupidity is astounding

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[alejandrorio4]

eres un estupido raiseas con J2,pagas despues de un re raise con j2,entras con 7 y 3,eres un fish en definitiva

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[anois08]

for a minute i was lik is he serious! good j2 ha

[olsvoll93]

Lool you suck

[deivid0524]

damn....at first i though this guy was for real...lol

[saterisene]

It's not very funny. Much funnier pokerspoofs on youtube than this one.

[Sundert]

Slowrolling is for very pathetic people, who think it is funny to be cruel to other players. It is the most disrespectfull way of threating your opponents.

To the guy who made this video: hope you get slowrolled sometime again too, let's see how funny you think it will be after that.

[BPMontana]

@Sundert it's play money, bro. chill.

[dwightp08]

thats hillariouswhen he slow rolls the straight....38 chipsleft he takes time and tries to type "straight?" in chat box...hahahaha

[Beek1337]

the slowroll was nice lol, i was laughing so hard 

[m1dnightshow]

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[dwightp08]

i like when he types straight? in chat box when he slow rolls

[xXxBigdennis52xXx]

triple pair! i love this ... amazing, definitely good stuff

[kevdawg55]

haha sqaure it to thr 16th lol

[haste1000]

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[Ziale13]

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[plurkittie]

is this guy serious? do you live in your mom's basement or something?

[crookie123456789]

u're my idol :) it took 15 minutes to realise u're pure genius

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[BlanBlan19901990]

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[UTIrishBabe87]

Fast Forward to 16:30  This guy is hillarious and an idiot.

[ModeLTU]

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[MrShatera]

TOO funny xD

[shlambot]

How is any of your strategy advice credible when you have no idea why you won the hand - (9.9-10.10+8) ??????????????????

You suck the stick.

[fogeddi]

@shlambot no, the other guy had the triple pair so he is supposed to win the two pair

[schluffyRL]

hahahaa funniest shit ever

u stupid donk omfg

[bobsacamano12]

LOL

[GrixM]

WTF was that. You played terrible, except on that one lucky nut flop

[indypokerguy]

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[ki0ny]

Girlfriends,wives....mothers

Lol

[jewbinson]

I'm probably gonna slowroll it...till my hand bleeds

LOL

[Vhozard]

10-10-9-9-8 (Two pair tens and nines + eight kicker)

beats

10-10-9-9-4 (Two pair tens and nines + four kicker)

[supern00b]

also, sell your kids to feed your bankroll

[supern00b]

hahah he laughs cuz its just too hard to conceal it sometimes

[Doderhultarn89]

lol. im going to use this is in my game.

[peterpetrelli45]

Backstreet Boys in the backround?

[CryEddy]

Hilarious, love it dude. Also love the idiots that think this is serious.

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[StuartOlver]

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