i was doing homewrok while watching this then i accidentally drew a pic of aliens sticking their dick in FLuffes mouth, i thought it was cool so i kept it, but the next day my teacher collected my homework , likily i forgot my name :D
one day i was climbing a tree and it luanched me into a volcano and then the volcano lauched me to a fantasie land and a dragon came up to me looking like it was about to eat me so i puched it in its balls and kicked its face and then when it was dead i ate it. then the people of a village took me a lake an abunch of mermaids brought me under water and made the queen of the land and gave me the ability to breath under water and on land. and thne they put me on a magic carpet and it flew me home
I was swimming in the sky then I fought darth vader after I kicked his robot ass I flew into space and ended up in my closet then batman tried to kick my ass but then I acted like the scorpion and made him get the fuck over here and then had sex with 200 female warriors. and thats how I turned 5.
Alright im pissed here i see all this crap u have about buying fluffy talks crap but u dont have it in fat fucker sizes u have 1x is the biggest ive seen get some 4-5x then id probley make u rich buying it
Alright im pissed here i see all this crap u have about buying fluffy talks crap but u dont have it in fat fucker sizes u have 1x is the biggest ive seen get some 4-5x then id probley make u rich buying it
oh fluffee. where would i be without you. probably in some alien space craft causs i walked into a "grizzly bear". but now i know to run. for that i thank you my good sir
How do you come up with these stories. You should write a bunch of short stories over several years and then collect them all into an anthology and have them published. Either that or write for some magazine with a section for cooky stories. Then you could get paid instead of doing this stuff for free.
I had a dream that i was in a spaceship and we were being invaded and i hear people dieing left and right and they invaded our part of the ship we fight them hard but we retreat to a closet and right before we enter the closet i throw a glade scented candle at one of them and exploded and killed him and we closed the door and they broke in and somehow they let me go and i the alien leaders daughter looked awfully human btw forced me to screw her... :)
@TheNw1218 -facepalm- how did he admit that? cuz no where in his description or video does he say "I lie about my shit" oh and FYI, I've gone and done research on alot of the subjects he talks about. so before you throw accusing figures around, do some research. it wont kill you to do some fucking research. GAWD. *stomps off*
@TheNw1218 Oops, and it's not even funny even, it's just illogical. Oops, that's not too good, when "fail-URE" is what happens, like, say, missing the point.
and i stood up really tall and i was like RAWR and i was tryin to look all tough and then the grizzly bear just looked at me and was like "dude what are you doing" and then i said "hey i didnt know grizzly bears could talk"
ome fine day in the middle of the night 2 dead boys got up to fight. they turned their backs and faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. the deaf officer who heard the noise went and killed those 2 dead boys. If you dont believe me this storys true...just ask the blind man he saw it too.
Seems legit
thjage 1 week ago
Ahh he was stoned XD
kurt7cobain7forever 2 weeks ago
Was he one weed when he made this? Cuz it's hard to come up with something like that.
SuperSparr0w 2 weeks ago
OMG LMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mavalution 2 weeks ago
FLuffee: "Idk if you've seen alien nuts..."
Me: *thinks* Paul :D
homsar955 3 weeks ago
Drugs are bad.. Mkay?
SOCKvideos 1 month ago 4
cool story bro u shuld tell it at a party. Ya somebodies gotta say it
supapoopascoopa0135 1 month ago
Starving- for water...? O__O
Nixen713 1 month ago 6
best.story.ever.!
13freshiek 1 month ago
Tis dude talks like a person I know
darkangelgurl1316 1 month ago
PCP much? :)
NinjaLids 1 month ago
so i gave her alien ass my best line "hey..whats up" haha
slapahoescrewston 1 month ago 2
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slapahoescrewston 1 month ago
mushrooms..
davidelmejor5 1 month ago 2
see kids that's what drugs do to people !!
justafan96 1 month ago 2
i loove youuu you're so funny !
justafan96 1 month ago
i was walking through the desert one day and i was starving for water... that line right there just tells you this story is made up. XD
murosteel 1 month ago
I've been there it's a fun green world
myapocolyps15 1 month ago
You can tell you made this up LOL but do you make all the other stories up? Or are they true ?
THESSlovers 1 month ago
THAT WAS THE BEST STORY EVER!!!!!!!
magiccow74 2 months ago
i have something to ask u... when u made dis vlog where u high? and if u were i want some of what u had
TheMmlover45 2 months ago
i don't think he just smocked weed, I think he smoked ecstacy wrapped in weed and covered in cocaine
kalebford101 2 months ago
I lov weed ya woo
Jackeichan1 2 months ago
starving for water ahahaha
whatheswitchflip 2 months ago
starving for water ahahaha
whatheswitchflip 2 months ago
this story is so true
TheEducatedfool666 2 months ago
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TheEducatedfool666 2 months ago
that must have been a good smoke
rexdefender 2 months ago
Salvia trip?
739199 2 months ago
Yeah i had that problem once...
Helm2112 3 months ago
Umm...pretty sure your weed is laced with something. Hah
Msizz27 3 months ago
dude ur good at makin shit up lol
bpreston695 3 months ago
@bpreston695 that is so true i hes better then me at making stuff up
TheMattyschannel 3 months ago
Must have been some pretty good damn weed!!!:)
Fubee420 3 months ago
dude..... i bet u 20$ u were baked
1962trex 3 months ago
And I use my best line, "Hey, What's Up?" LOL.
Aimery1397 3 months ago
I love how all of Fluffee's like bars look like lit joints
RriPped 3 months ago
thts why you dont wake n' bake.. then fall asleep again XP
kannibalistickarny24 4 months ago
Can some body get that little red smudge off of the like bar?
Carthrine327 4 months ago
LMAO ur high
KaylaAnimeLover1 4 months ago
mmm alien ass xDDDD
caliburedge2411 4 months ago
i was doing homewrok while watching this then i accidentally drew a pic of aliens sticking their dick in FLuffes mouth, i thought it was cool so i kept it, but the next day my teacher collected my homework , likily i forgot my name :D
ilovemykaitz 4 months ago
i got staving for water too bro.......
smotcha83 4 months ago 4
What were you trippen on... O.o
lulu3902 4 months ago
he should really consider reading books as a job
livelaughForte 4 months ago
Do you do all your vids high your pupils are massive in all of em
godownage95 4 months ago
OMG that happened to you too!?!?
hdk8 4 months ago 2
Cool story bro
SmurfinJipy 4 months ago
cool fluffter
mermaids4ever00 4 months ago
awsome storie bro
916juggaloking 5 months ago
so how did you exatcly strave for water?
ResidentEvil5Play 5 months ago
one day i was climbing a tree and it luanched me into a volcano and then the volcano lauched me to a fantasie land and a dragon came up to me looking like it was about to eat me so i puched it in its balls and kicked its face and then when it was dead i ate it. then the people of a village took me a lake an abunch of mermaids brought me under water and made the queen of the land and gave me the ability to breath under water and on land. and thne they put me on a magic carpet and it flew me home
beachballize 5 months ago
i was all like rawr :)
UndeadarmY8561 5 months ago
lol anyone notice he said he was "starving" for water? lol
vidiogames123 5 months ago 3
lay of the weed buddy O.O lol
luckycatlove12 5 months ago
lay off the weed bro ;)) i love you
alextimez 5 months ago 102
@alextimez weed doesnt make you hallucinate
arce214 4 months ago
@arce214 Yeah, It kinda does....
alyshagoode010201 4 months ago
I got up to 1:15 but let me guess the end... You were on weed.
Puglover122 5 months ago
I was swimming in the sky then I fought darth vader after I kicked his robot ass I flew into space and ended up in my closet then batman tried to kick my ass but then I acted like the scorpion and made him get the fuck over here and then had sex with 200 female warriors. and thats how I turned 5.
MrNauruto 5 months ago
cause, you know, sand isnt green
MonreJacksonRathbone 5 months ago
He was on something when he made this story up. Not weed though, cuz that shit doesn't happen.
FizzyPop9X 5 months ago
stop saying gd
pokemonR0X 6 months ago
shrooms trip?
IMABEMINECRAFT 6 months ago 4
Someone was HIGH .
TheDrpepper127 6 months ago 2
"Hey whats up?"
Your running naked... LOL
ShivilWolf1 6 months ago
i was starving for water
Sirpackerfan8812 6 months ago
Fluffie stop being so funny! Im supposed to be asleep right now (:
kakacricket 6 months ago
Im Suppose to be asleep right now...Im not...things alot Flufffee..
rian5150 6 months ago
maybe u did some asid
averazola 6 months ago
Inception?
TerraVoltage 6 months ago
"Hey, what's up!" will definitely get you ALL the ladies
dedicatedsleuth 6 months ago 3
Flufflie ya gotta lay off the weed :P
happyhappyman1000 6 months ago
um..Dude..I'm not an alien...and....my bed room isn't a space ship...and that wasn't a probe.. it was my......
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Alright im pissed here i see all this crap u have about buying fluffy talks crap but u dont have it in fat fucker sizes u have 1x is the biggest ive seen get some 4-5x then id probley make u rich buying it
thedamienist 6 months ago
Holusanation totaly a holusanation
VovieV2000 7 months ago
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haha the title made meh laugh
yorkieluveryorkie 7 months ago
145 people thought he was kidding and that this was a waste of time.. heh
emileerzz 7 months ago
starving for water
LiLBiLLDoP3 7 months ago
ha 2:03 my best line "Hey Whats Up?"
Annayiss5758 7 months ago
thumbs up if your best line is , hey whats up ?
theicnerd1 7 months ago 4
wtf? o.O lmao
YourzTrulySBA 7 months ago
I used my best line "Hey, What's up?" c:
DreamWithNoLimits 7 months ago
Thumbss up if youre starving for water.
Anniemaretta 7 months ago
you smoke too much weed
crazydriverboy 7 months ago
i was starving for water lol
MrMoui75 7 months ago
omg, dont you just hate it when this sort of thing happens to you, i mean, grizzly bears are so rude and cocky
Miniman2332 7 months ago
fake and epic
TheChosenBlox 7 months ago
just the title itself made me laugh
ace05820 7 months ago
"this trip"
I'd give you some shrooms if our paths ever crossed
Thraxxacor 7 months ago
...
WolfHowlX 7 months ago
u shood hav used ur pickup line "nice fuck, lets fuck"
cjsworld9000 7 months ago
So, you were in the desert looking for peyote? I'm guessing you found some, then...
FiamskManiacBrainiac 7 months ago
Woooow i laught when i saw the title then i laught more when i watched tue video...... Yaaaa preety dumb of me lol
tychamp017 7 months ago
Hahahahahaha press 5 and 8 ;)
SantanaSyrinxxScars 7 months ago
Lucy In The Sky w/Diamnonds, and teabagging, And Aliens having hetero sex with earthly virgins????? What's next????
hotrodbod1 7 months ago
@hotrodbod1 how do u know he's a virgin?
TasteForDisaster 7 months ago
@TasteForDisaster that's easy,because anyone thats never had a tongue in eaqr and eye sex, has got to be a virgin...at least to an alien
hotrodbod1 7 months ago
Yeah Fluffee I smoked weed this morning too!! :DD
WriteOnNoob 7 months ago
YEAH!! :D
Dyanalazbro 7 months ago
<33 Fluffee, can I have your children?!
rosaceax22 8 months ago
fluflee you should just marry me... you had me at "hey...what's up"
QueenBetch11 8 months ago
Trippin story (Y)
LuxorofLuxon 8 months ago
.. I love you!
CrAzYcHoC123 8 months ago
Damn... Fluffee be somoking that good shit...
hotpapilatino253 8 months ago
lol i showed my lil cuz this and she sed "is he high?!?!" lol
XxLuvshimsomuchxX 8 months ago
"i was starving for water"...wtf xD
ProMx757 8 months ago 14
i would do experiments on yyhu.... many..
lolitatiger 8 months ago
fluffee i really think this story is actually true but you were high when it happend so it came back to you as deja vu .......hey that rhymes
apple7879 8 months ago 3
oh fluffee. where would i be without you. probably in some alien space craft causs i walked into a "grizzly bear". but now i know to run. for that i thank you my good sir
399Oddball 8 months ago
Kids, this is why drugs are bad...
wiiwillrockyou1 8 months ago
How'd you get home?
ChaoticFox9900 8 months ago
how many shroomz did you take?
OkibblesO 8 months ago
hes like a news reporter, only not FRIKIN' SERIOUS
BlizzardIceFox 8 months ago
ah nine in the afternoon is such a magical time!
panicedatthedisco13 9 months ago 2
Acid is powerful.
1997Mileyfan 9 months ago
@1997Mileyfan And guns are dangerous
c00ltouch 9 months ago
@FLuffeeTalks The things we can come up with, with a little bit of weed ;)
JohnnyGonzalez007 9 months ago
hungry for water...
Sammio11 9 months ago
U didnt get any alien ass dude.. i was there member?. xD it was an alien tree that had a hole that looked like a chooch
Wisper714 9 months ago
damn,even when demented,running away from gay aliens,and somewhere foreign,he still works magic (:
gloriouslyconfused 9 months ago
i think you were tripping on acid bro hahaha btw, can i live in your imagination?
ElviraDarkbird 9 months ago
sorry i posted my stuff twice
phantomdsmurf 9 months ago
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liar u didnt get any alien ass
phantomdsmurf 9 months ago
liar u didnt get any alien ass
phantomdsmurf 9 months ago
i think i was the grizzly alien, that sounds alot like me
phantomdsmurf 9 months ago
i think i was the grizzly alien, that sounds alot like me
phantomdsmurf 9 months ago
Well did you use your rape whistle? If not it would be a smart investment.
Travis92273 9 months ago
How do you come up with these stories. You should write a bunch of short stories over several years and then collect them all into an anthology and have them published. Either that or write for some magazine with a section for cooky stories. Then you could get paid instead of doing this stuff for free.
NewnotesJR 9 months ago
starving for water?
MrBannedForever 9 months ago
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ohlookitsbrandon 10 months ago
ALIEN BLOWJOB EW
marissa97amy 10 months ago
Acid is a hell of a drug
marioskywalker64 10 months ago 3
this sounds like my trip on LSD
Randomness815 10 months ago
your nuts like alien nuts but ur awsome lol
2218cody 10 months ago
Thumbs up if Fluffee is your hero. (:
turtles6267 10 months ago 457
wow....your tripping out...
pepperbunny14 10 months ago
im glad this is the only time youve done this shit :D
MrLeeroy1993 10 months ago
there shouldnt be a dislike button on this video
hellborn2012 10 months ago
345 people were aliens who, long ago, created the long forgotton "10-10-345" trendy craze.
meteosurreal 10 months ago
starving for water
shadow5718 10 months ago
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You have been molested by Orochimaru.
DreadfulMarauder 10 months ago
you are fine as fuck
mrtd14me 10 months ago
So gonna be the bed time story im going to tell my kids one day xD
BrokenMassecre 10 months ago
dude when he said he [passed out i ImMeDiAtLy thought of him in the spaceship 0.o wowwwww
germanbreadrol 10 months ago 89
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
supermega882 7 months ago
@supermega882 like u?
if u say something to me ur a gay faggot >:3
fireseal11 7 months ago
@supermega882 uuuuuhhh i didnt write that :O
germanbreadrol 7 months ago
@germanbreadrol INSERTING ANAL PROBE
EthansEntertainment 6 months ago
141 people got eaten by the grizzly bear.
lolface111234 10 months ago
dude if u made this up than u accually must like nuts in your mouth if u put it in your own story :)
mrdookie1119 10 months ago
hee hee ur so cute
imacandycorn 11 months ago
I had a dream that i was in a spaceship and we were being invaded and i hear people dieing left and right and they invaded our part of the ship we fight them hard but we retreat to a closet and right before we enter the closet i throw a glade scented candle at one of them and exploded and killed him and we closed the door and they broke in and somehow they let me go and i the alien leaders daughter looked awfully human btw forced me to screw her... :)
TheSavagee 11 months ago
@TheSavagee
Lmao nice story... and good for you...
ChihuahuaChick326 10 months ago
You admitted all the stories you told in the other videos were fake! You disgust me for this!
TheNw1218 11 months ago
@TheNw1218 -facepalm- how did he admit that? cuz no where in his description or video does he say "I lie about my shit" oh and FYI, I've gone and done research on alot of the subjects he talks about. so before you throw accusing figures around, do some research. it wont kill you to do some fucking research. GAWD. *stomps off*
midnight0tears 10 months ago
@TheNw1218 Oops, and it's not even funny even, it's just illogical. Oops, that's not too good, when "fail-URE" is what happens, like, say, missing the point.
meteosurreal 10 months ago
OMG!!!
the exact same thing happend to me last week!
jmb2981 11 months ago 3
i wish i could talk to a grizzly bear hahaha
this is funni
iflcookiemonster 11 months ago
starving for water....?
EricXdog 11 months ago
I Was Starving For Water :D :P
xXastronomicalXx 11 months ago
and i stood up really tall and i was like RAWR and i was tryin to look all tough and then the grizzly bear just looked at me and was like "dude what are you doing" and then i said "hey i didnt know grizzly bears could talk"
xXDarthBob25Xx 11 months ago
how many hits of acid did u take!!!?!?!
dcmtnlab77 11 months ago
alien ass is the best XD
number3665 11 months ago
coke is one hell of a drug
kingretard100 11 months ago
I KNEW IT! I knew he smokes weed!!!
spacdud 11 months ago
ome fine day in the middle of the night 2 dead boys got up to fight. they turned their backs and faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. the deaf officer who heard the noise went and killed those 2 dead boys. If you dont believe me this storys true...just ask the blind man he saw it too.
KH12Kairi 11 months ago
@KH12Kairi HOLY CRAP.
I laughed my ass off. :))
icsomethingshiny124 11 months ago
i was like RAWR... dude wat r u doing, Alien nuts OMG.
Pieroxx4eva 11 months ago
wow
auildriks 11 months ago
this happened to me when i was 16
KOLIN25 11 months ago
lol ur funnyer then hell man. lol lukily they didnt get u with exno-zip lol
HerComsSARArs 11 months ago
still awesome while winging it
jolly4ranchers 11 months ago
"i gave her my best line, like 'hey, whatsup?" lmfao
lowKCtothebra13n 11 months ago
keep smoking that grass!!!
satyagraha92 11 months ago