Steve Ballmer: Advertisers, Advertisers, Advertisers

[LuigiKat11]

REMIX ADVERTIZERS!

[lustring]

This is what happened when you let a comedian lead a company.

[nathanpreece]

I think he uses cocaine instead of sugar in his morning coffee...

[periesicsd]

@nathanpreece i think he uses cocaine instead of coffee...

[Kyuuqsoft]

he's crazy.

[MrMaxlurifax]

oh god.... repeating himself, the number three... I see what you did there Steve Ballmer. Maybe you should not jumping around like an ape next time?

I suppose it would work if he was holding a speech to an angry mob or something, but now he just looks ridiculous XD

[ryanj74]

it translate to GOOGLE! GOOGLE! GOOGLE!

[CJay554]

Its more like this:

"Its all about the Money, Money, Money baby!"

[ytvoice1]

@CJay554 Because it is more profitable to make huge sales campaigns that sell, than focusing on making good products with good quality. So they sacked their developers and hired advertisers instead.

[CJay554]

@ytvoice1 Ain't that the sad truth. Companies like this drag down innovation and new technology... Everything Micro$oft has done so far has been either implemented by Linux or Mac, the Windows Tab view has been there for a long long time. So has the scaling function... its sad how much manipulation and exploitation Microsoft does to get people to buy their product..

[diwr]

whatever happened to "it's customers, customers, customers baby".... ?

[ytvoice1]

@diwr They are simply not important enough, so they were replaced.

[CJay554]

@diwr customers are easily manipulated by advertisers... seems quite fitting for companies that care about money eh?

[penpvdbs]

sounds like a nazi lol:P with the echo... btw don't take my comment to seriously :)

[papstvogel]

Sounds like Appetizers to me

[kabloozie]

Whenever I see Balmer on stage, he reminds me of Peter Boyle as the Monster in Young Frankenstein.

[yamiharu84]

BUT NOT ANYMOOORE BABY! XDDD.

[RemoteTechnology2012]

Microsoft can be defeated

We are searching for a developer...!

[scilonthreat]

I always thought it was monopolizing through contracts.

[FallOutBoy1201]

Someone had a bowl of crazy for breakfast!!!

[meh1113]

DEVELOPERS ADVERTISERS COCAINE(ers)!

[Cheesemonkeys24]

he is wacked up

[birthmarkslaya26]

LOL

[sloserb]

what's next.... kokain, kokain, kokain

[TwistedGaming]

It's spelled Cocain.

Not with a K.

[outrider52]

actually genius it's spelled cocaine.

[LifeOfRice]

ha pwnt

[FallOutBoy1201]

Hahaha epic win.

[sonOfMoses]

very funny

[rampagetv]

lawl pwnt

[ImmortalDarkTordo]

Ballmer looks like junkie

[neoarcadezr]

this guy is nuts no wonder microsoft is going nowhere

[Sheafiy]

where did se7en come from then?

[Aspire198]

yeah but ps3 is going backwards OH SNAP! lol

[neoarcadezr]

what the HELL are u talking about

[GamerzPro1231]

Hows your line up for '09?

[noob248]

i really wonder what he would be like as a boss.

YEAH BABY!!

[godfathergee69]

Microsoft has always been about advertisers. How else do you sell such shit software.

[Monchanger]

With lawyers, lobbyists and lemmings (stupid customers who take Microsoft's constant "user error" abuse and keep buying lousy software).

[SneakyWhoami]

How many times did he say "but not any more, baby!"... That is SO Jack Black.

Is Ballmer looking for a job in comedy?

Is there room for two Jack Blacks?

[spartanpooper]

1 is to much. kinda like dane cook!

[TubeofDestiny]

WINDOWS WINDOWS WINDOWS BABY !

NOT ANYMORE BABY !!!

=> Is this guy an evil-Duke ? xD

[GlobX]

LMAO

[riDDimann]

with the echo it gets kind of scary. like, after the keynote, ballmer retreats to his secret cave in the mountains to sleep in his casket until the sun sets again :X

[DannyMinick]

LMAO

[dusthillguy]

It was better when it was about developers. Developers actually make stuff. Advertisers just trick people into buying stuff.

[Tsutomu6]

I think hell is something like having to watch this guy on and on and on...

[keir150]

so why you watching? :S fuck off...

[Peppaa1111]

WINDOWS WINDOWS WINDOWS BABY!

[lashdog55]

BUT NOT ANYMORE BABY!!!

[chamath1985]

sounds like he's got some real prob

[charlesdarwinxxx]

how could company go from 2-employees to 90,000 in 33 years. from zero windows pc to 500million windows-pc, steve ballmer is key.

ballmer is jew like michael dell, andy grove, larry ellison, highest IQ in known-world.

[iglooworkshop]

This man is insane. Totally insane. Somebody, lock him up quick!

[charlesdarwinxxx]

Ballmer is a Jew.. IQ of 115. highest IQ in world.

that why jews are successful in world.

[packpackpacket]

are you sure?

[Beatsmith2005]

yes, i'd like to empirical evidence of this

toodle pip

[JanKopittke]

Its not the highest IQ in the world ! And 115 is only a bit over average. Even my IQ is higher !!!

[charlesdarwinxxx]

google: steve ballmer, jew

google: Iq of jews.

google: jews in world.

einstein

j. robert oppenheimer

edward teller.

michael dell

No retard in this club of jews.

[m4design]

He's an idiot, and that's explains everything stupid about Microsoft.

[munkittytunkitty]

Scnitzels.

[Cmon199]

NOT ANYMORE BABY!!!!!

[htmlbandit]

That's why I'll never be a good salesman. I can't get emotional about a product.

[Hypermysticsonic]

Sounds Like He Trying To Kill Himself At The End

[Louix94]

Sounds like he's saying Appetizers Appetizers Appetizers .

[GordonFr33man]

or maybe Apple-tizers, Apple-tizers, Apple-tizers, Apple-tizers...

[tomusdomus]

lollllllllllllllllll

[phoneunlisted]

NOT ANYMORE BABY!

[jackwindeler]

SOMEONE MAKE A TECHNO REMIX OF IT

[ZeroPunkDreamer]

Dude that guy scares me

[hellacool75]

Balmer! Balmer! Balmer!

I think he needs a reboot. Keeps getting stuck in a loop

[jolpater]

He's wrong, its Circu$oft.

[MrFur10us]

wanker..

[JimmehKim]

nutjob

[azzonfu]

WHY? was he so sweaty... its not like he is a religous speaker or something.

[spotgreeen]

But Balmer is funnier :D

[timothyt0102]

Steve Jobs is way cooler than Ballmer.

[heyjupp]

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[NoobixCube]

It's a true testament to the stupidity of the American public, that Steve Ballmer hasn't killed this company yet...

[trakkaton]

wow, this is so damning creepy.

the stupidity of ballmer can haunt you.

[bj4paul]

With vision like this USA will always be on top... Jack Welch he ain't (what a dork, which is a notch below a nerd !)

[navh07]

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[queenamelia82]

I love you for posting this!

-Amelia

[illuminatika]

I see what microsofts problem is now, no wonder everyone is switching, this guy is a gross example of a wall street sleeze.

[KYOZAKI]

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DEVELOPERS

WHO SAID SIT DOWN??!!!

K'+

[kaisergeist22]

lol, the more this guy makes an ass of himself the more popular he gets :S

[Cyb3rFreak]

OMG he came up with a new word. Developers to Advertisers....holy shit man when will he stop. Its quite funny though.

[fsevi85]

Windows,Windows,Windows Baby

[mrperson123]

It looks like he is trying to break his neck.

[DrTTube]

the guy has the talent for turning people off. He's just a car salesman who got lucky.

[GenCollado]

Yeah, unfortunately he sleeps with Gates.

[munkisbeprotis]

this dude needs therapy, is he married ? i bet his wife or husband takes punches from him daily

[I3ursucu]

Steve Ballmer is a visionary.

[destnaru]

Oh the insanity !

[Dopplereffektz]

Yep , dr EVIL , somebody make him say "EXELENT"

[tpiom]

Ballmer rules both Torvald and Jobs.

[mrperson123]

Thats awful hard when you don't have an IQ.

[mcorp72]

he will kill you.

[raegaldorn]

'but not anymore baby!'.... Fatal Exception at Balmer.dll this program will now self destruct

[Lajftube]

he has all the money in the world... but he cant get his hair back lol!

[xmastersoupx]

Can someone please tell Steve things are equally effective when only said once? Like really. If I knew him I'd have to say something along the lines of "We heard you, we heard you, we heard you, we heard you... we heard you we heard you we heard you...

[belindaborat]

this guy sux!

[avison7]

What a Cockbag....lol

Fuck Microsoft, My gaming need are met by my PS3 and Wii and My MAC is great for a lot of things. :)

[texas78043]

This video is proof that the lunatics have escaped from the asylum and are now running the world....LOL

[covermeinapathy]

What a creep. XD

[Vemrion]

ucanalways: u must be out of your mind, dude. microsoft is going down like the titanic

[SeaofSongs]

Dude, 6.5 billion people use Windows. Microsoft has 95% of market share compared to 3% of Mac. Wake up! Wake up!

[b123e456n]

The problem is that nowadays Windows vista is just a bad copy ob Mac X. Id on't understand how a smart guy like Gates can't generate ideas of his own.

[dontmakemesing]

he not smart... he's just a salesman... and a few other things I won't mention here...

[handbanana999]

Dude only 750 million people use windows. Billions of people can afford computers. And the amount of people who use the buggy, insecure crap that microsoft puts out doesn't tell me about how good it is!

[ucanalways]

he is a man of energy and enthusiasm. microsoft rocks!

[gyzmopr]

somebody chain that animal

[ocelot6]

Somebody kill him.

[Ashiman]

Steve Ballmer, from Geidi Prime :)))

[watts1000]

what must it be like to work for that loon?

[davesacre]

I rather enjoy watching Ballmer act crazy. It's one of the few redeeming features of MS.

[nalts]

He's like their mascot. So cute and fuzzy.

[TeddyLeper]

Never seen a more clueless executive tool... EVER. What an utter fool.

[mrpossibilities]

I think he was already insane by the time he got hired by microsoft.

[velocity211]

Crazy microsoft bastard. Windows turned him crazy

[archaeopterix2000]

haaa haaa!! too good an observation :D

[mrpossibilities]

I wonder how come he's not any thinner from all the calories he must burn with all that yelling and jumping and sweating

[5starsnitskymatch]

WINDOWS WINDOWS WINDOWS BABY!