It's a Bandit Thing (Borderlands Machinima)

[TheKristians1]

i always seen my self being a toilet seats sail man....

wait i have one thing to ask u....WHOAT'SSS!?!?!?!

[ericbou23]

yeah made by kootra =D

[hmt741]

the bandit life is the life for me

[murryrox]

@hmt741 Yo ho, yo ho, a bandits life for me.

[kenzy932]

JJeePP

[maksuree]

Epic psycho is epic

[ezeehulk]

fucking gay as hell

[Endercrew]

@ezeehulk Well then you have no sense of humor...killjoy -_-

[MultiMrblade]

Can I Eat you'r Sandwich?

YEP!

Can I Steel you'r car?

YEP!

Can I have sex with you'r Mother?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[revz999]

I bet half the people here doesn't know what Borderlands is.

[Beast2265]

@revz999 id o so buzz off god then if you didnt know what borderlands is then y did you watch it

[revz999]

@Beast2265 I didn't say I didn't know what it was, Learn to read you fucking retard ^^

[dayday3w]

lol i like th bandaints on borderlands

[Beast2265]

@dayday3w me to

[Tartersauce101]

Man, if only I was about 10 years younger, I might find this funny.

But no,this wasn't even remotely clever.

I think you could have asked a random grade school kid to come up with the dialogue in a 10 minute time frame and expected something better than this.

[Kroteezy]

Worst attempted Southern accent ever. Nice effort, though.

[ZeroZX999]

*The next day*

Did ya hear? We lost Jess to the Rakks.

RIP Jess the bandit.

[HALOxGUY]

the guy with out the shirts answer to every other question yep : 3 but to wanna go rape and pillage YAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! >:D

[VictorKaiser]

There's like.... a grand total of only 3 women in the main quest line, 4 if you count Lilith (the Siren). If you count the expansions, that only bumps the count to about 5 or so.

I don't think these guys were talking about women when they say "raping and pillaging".

....Yup, they're talkin'bout rapin' dudes.

[gurgleflob]

YAY KOOTRA!

[Trolol987]

Kootra!!! Btw u smell

[denis1110]

it's not rape if you shout "Surprise!" and THEN hit her a donkey punch to the back of the head.

[ddog1586]

remember that one movie witht he one guy yuuup

ready for raping and pillaging YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[slayer94QC]

YUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[AquillizDJavier]

yup

[TheDeadman1818]

i like the yup man, he is funy

[xeridox]

Didja hear, Jess got taked by the Rakks.

[Minecraftdude887]

@xeridox That's what I was thinking. His name actually is in New Haven.

[GamerTopHat]

@HaZZmatDefender ahh cheers xD i was just trying to elaborate more on the point about the YEAH XD

[icereaper88]

my favorite was YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH! guy

[GamerTopHat]

"so you up for some raping and pillerging(or whatever he said>.<)? " .......

"YEAAAAAAAAH !!!"

[HaZZmatDefender]

@GamerTopHat pillaging*

[GamerTopHat]

anyone else cant pause machinimas videos to watch another one? it starts anyway !?

[Woodhead626]

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA

[CrazyCreed360]

EEEEYYYUUUUUUPPPPP

[corbenisbeast]

Im gonna become a salesmen guys bye

am i hearing wat i think im hearing

AHHHHHHHHH

-_)

[sillua1]

i used to be a salesman, but then i took an fatman to the balls. wait.. wrong game?

[Firesomar]

I did not know kootra made this till i saw him with SsoHPKC.

[Gleizle]

I used to play Borderlands, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Firesomar]

@Gleizle Did Skyrim get you dude?

[qfayne1121]

its not rape if you yell "suprise!"

[omfgwtfisthis26]

so is this video awesome

YEEEEEEEEP

[CDTDC1975]

that was cool thanks i love this game

[KashgroundTM]

lol this pc version

[JackSinester]

.......YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

[Jazzykiten]

So FUNNY

[iPaRaDiGMz]

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAP" Reminds me of Dave from storage wars.

[vegnagun1]

... i have never been so bored by such blasé voice-acting and ridiculously un-interesting scripting :| god dammit kootra, i am dissapoint son.

*whispers* i still liked the video because i wuv you <3

[YoureWierdImN0t]

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA

[foxstar612]

to those who get raped in public when he takes you behind the trash cans shout FIRE

[ThaUglyBarnacle]

1:41 wait for it ... wait for it and theres the RAKK

[MrCody626]

thumbs up if u liked befor vid

[OliJnr]

YEEEPP

[J00Doing98]

Are the people who disliked this pointless

YUP!

[inamadworld]

YYYYEEEEP!!!

[halfpintgamescast]

What editing software did kootra or whoever use to edit the flying thing pick up the bandit?

[KotGgaming]

Hey looking for a partner to play borderlands with, on xbox mssg me if you want to do some coop.

[rishmaCoolMACresa]

i wanna ask you one ting WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThePwnsomeProduction]

Was that a Skag over the fire?

[rishmaCoolMACresa]

@ThePwnsomeProduction YEP

[l4d2beastWoW]

@ThePwnsomeProduction YYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP­PPPPPPPPPPP

[kishinkid13]

heyyyoo

[TheModdedwarfare3]

Didn't like the video until the bandit got turned into future rakk poop.

[skeletinknight]

407 skags hated this video

[Fallout3boy2077]

i got aids every time he said yupppp

[cameron3323]

YUPP!!!!!!!!

[Sonic10121]

So, you up for some raping and pilaging?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[GeekStop1]

Its not rape if you yell "suprise!" :3

[imawsome206]

wtf



[ubersoldier71]

YUP!!!!

[MultiMrblade]

405 people are Vault Hunters.

[cjchrkaha]

Set your goals low and you'll always achieve them.

Unless you live in Pandora

[522koby]

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVAAAAAAA­AA ITS U!!!!!!!

[flamefromHalo]

Dam rakks, ya gotta love em

[Lax99Maryland]

YUP!

[KingCaptian]

i wish that huge fan hit that bird

[aubzzuba]

2d humour yawn

[StormAdept]

Eeyup.

[derekh0808]

Yuaup!!!!!!!!!!

[usaboy101]

i love the phsyco!

[NumptyGoo]

In Soviet Russia, as long as you shout "surprise!" before raping someone, it's classed as legal :D

[lukajus]

@NumptyGoo and you still have a smile on ur face :/

[makenc]

402 people got carried away by rakks

[Fawks3443]

so ya up for some rapein and pillagein?

YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!­!

[MrTheRavenxox]

Rape? I prefer to call it 'Suprise Sex'

[xxNightxTrainxx]

@MrTheRavenxox I pref it 'snuggle struggle'

[tevani105]

@MrTheRavenxox Suprise sex is sex you didnt know you wanted;D

[Mejuziu]

@MrTheRavenxox how about "No Objection Intercourse Initiative"? It's sounds more family friendly, and provides a definition

[reywissler]

It is no longer refered to as rape it is now "surprise Sex"

[MrMrBullethole]

@MrTheRavenxox Or "Kiss chase gone too far"

[BigE181]

@MrTheRavenxox

I prefer 'Porno'

[Aztekninja123]

EMBRACE ME OR FEAR ME!!...Waaat?

[XxModernDayRaiderxX]

we all heard the ending you dont have to repeat it over and over

[MusiicKing]

So? U up for some rapin and pillaging?

. . . YEAAAAA!!!!!!

[alexheyyou93]

YAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[fantasiip]

Lmfao.

[lDanteXO1l]

yep

Yep

So you ready for some rape?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHP!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrKilljoy8150]

I was hoping to purchase one of his quality toilet seats =(.

[daniyalkhan21]

YEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!

[avengedsevenfoldNL]

YUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHP!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PurpleZebraKILLS]

FHWGADS TO THE LIMIT

[JBagDarkCookies]

/watch?v=39byh581sHw

[JBagDarkCookies]

/watch?v=ul97Kfe6MHQ

[0Tanker0]

Never understood how these long, akward conversation pieces were funny..........

[TheIcYAssassin]

yeahhhhhhhhh lmafoooo

[LeoO3O]

Bandit 1: You wanna kill some skags?

Bandit 2: Yup.

Bandit 1: You wanna rape some people?

Bandit 2: Yup.

Bandit 1: Can I have sex with your sister?

Bandit 2: Yup.

:D

[ErikFortress]

@LeoO3O Bandit 1: i like your dad and want to have sex with him.

Bandit 2: NO YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

[WildGooseProductions]

@LeoO3O YEEEEEEUUUUUP!!!!!!!

[SauceGhey]

@LeoO3O There are no female bandits, so that would be impossible. There are however females you can kill for a sidequest within the Knoxx DLC. There isn't very many, but hopefully they fix that in Borderlands 2, which is finally confirmed for a 2012 release date and so far features a Dwarf as it's main "Gunzerker" class which replaces Brick. Lilith, Steele, and Moxxi are the main females within the original game, Steele gets "Clap-Trappified" in the 4th DLC, enjoy.

[MrSKIBOY98]

@LeoO3O its not rape if you enjoy it :P

[lightningrider1234]

yup

[daart1]

Thumbs up if you think as well that the end is the bomb! :3

[xxwe21]

YYYYEEP!!! lol

[TheCookingmaster]

"he did that one thing?" oh yeah. that guy!........ dont know his name.... hes the guy that did that one thing. that one time.

[lizerdman123]

so....are you up for some rapeing and piliging...YEAAAAAAAA

[Pr0toPaladin]

hold on i just got one question for you...WHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA­AAAATTTT???!?!?!?!

[ninjamoding]

rape=SUPRISE BUTT SEX

[TheGanjaman202]

rape is such a strong word, i prefer the term struggle snuggle

[JBagDarkCookies]

/watch?v=ul97Kfe6MHQ

[chaklong]

How was this made?!

[LMaynard137]

YUP

[bloodwish9]

how about instead of rape you could say "suprise sex"

[goodolcountryboy89]

love the starcraft music in the back ground

[EGTrealm]

@goodolcountryboy89 you do know that the backround music is from borderland when u play that music plays in the backround

[sovietguitarman]

@goodolcountryboy89 wtf?? thats borderlands music man

[LeoO3O]

@sovietguitarman yup



[SlyFox70100]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[ninjazombiesorcerer]

YUP

[fearblade00]

holy shit where the fuck did he go

[igorpro21]

0:13 FINISH HIM!!

[Dragonring24]

i got one question for you...WHHHAAATTTTT!!

[Dragonring24]

vault hunters rule!

[loger56789]

Thumps up for Dead Island

[MorningThief83]

"Did you hear? We lost Jess to the Rakks."

[marine461]

YEOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Demonicgodd]

@GTAMythHunter69

he's a psyco

name says it all

[Dragonring24]

yeeppp!

[MJTOTHETOP]

Funny video

[K07HeSc]

Heyooo...

[pliouso]

YYYEEEEEEUUP!

[thegameboy001]

YEP!!!

[MrPivotRg]

Soo, ya up for some rapin' and pilligian'?! YYYYYYHHHHEEEEEAAAAAUUUUPPP!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tacodemon4207]

when someone asks me a yes or no question imgonna scream YYYYYUUUP!!!!!!!!

[GodzillaX8]

Horrid acting

[fsewgrew]

@GodzillaX8 yeah

[JavaJaxRex]

That sucked.

[ElectroHaiso]

@JavaJaxRex

Wait a minute,I got one question to ask you....

WHAT!!??!!

[AchiroRothlkin]

E-YEEUP

[TheBreezyBright]

..YEEUP.



[halodomanater69]

YEEEUP! LOL

[Sharky1071]

365 people wanted to bea toilet seat sales men but the rakk kidnaped them

[grannysparks]

i liked the part where he said yep

[slacker57x]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

[AFishwithEars]

Hey!...

...this isn't funny.

[friendlybacon]

@AFishwithEars Hey!....

.......You're a raging homosexual, i can tell.

[Kw1q51lv3r]

YEEEEEAP!

[levipwndHD]

YEAAAAAAAAHP

[NUNOfreitas2010fds]

my favorite part was " YEEEEP ! "

[FrumpyFilmz]

YEP!

[OmurIlguy]

-Are you up for some raping?

-YEAAAHHHH!

[Darkknight6957]

How did you make this?

[MrNathan1612]

yep yep

[TheAlexRo123]

YYYYAP

[attackzac21]

YYEEEPPP!!!1!!!1!!ONE!!!!!

[vinterskog]

Any potato is funnier than this.

[TheAlexRo123]

@vinterskog w/e this is not your kind of humor but everyone else found it funny

[southparkfanatic101]

@TheAlexRo123 Not everyone else.

[drymtym01]

YEAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1­

[Megatron7575]

Pycho: so u up 4 some raping and pillaging

Bandit: Hell yeah

[potatosuk]

YEEEEEEEEP! :)  u gotta love it

[ArtisticwithaK]

hahaha its a bandits thing.

[deathraod65]

soo. are you up for some raping and pillaging?! YYYEEEEAAAHHHH!!

[vzik2]

i knew that Creatures made this!!!