Frank Zappa- Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

[MrPetepuma00]

Strangely enough, the singer for this song sounds a lot like Wildman Fisher. Could it be? I know Frank worked with him way back in the late 1960s before Wildman went off his rocker for good. I'm probably wrong. But upon listening..I don't know..

[Rockkerle]

Well,the world is full of Zappa-ignorants,my dear Mr.luisluna, but you americans always seem to dislike your real `heroes`?

[luisluna2112]

My balls feel like a pair of maracas-ay yi yi! Still too funny after all these years. When I was a Marine it was great to expose Frank to kids from Missouri, West Va and anywhere in bumfuck Texas. These guys never even HEARD of Zappa. I had 4 or 5 cassettes (sp?-I don't even remember how to spell that word-lol) of Frank. The Sheik had those Marines laughing their asses off. RIP Frank. We still miss you after all these years.

[Redrover8431]

Don't make Zappa prostate jokes,that ain't cooo

[p5050]

Public toilets are often more clean than private ones...such as mine..

[BillPlaysEverything]

Guys this is no joke. The gonocacacacas is a serious genital disease and can lead to severe prostate cancer...

Common symptom: your balls feel like a pair of maracas.

[recalcitrist1]

"I got it from the toilet seat, it jumped right up and grabbed my meat".....lol

[jamieblond1]

Maybe it's because of those vise grips that his girlfriend put on his dick.

[TrashcanBoogie]

@SoldierSide77- don't know if i can beat that, but i can match it! guy that did my vasectomy was named Dr. Needle (true story). upon hearing that, then seeing his no-lip, void of humor "smile", i probably could have saved thousands, simply because he scared me bad enough he surely killed the next two generations! either way, it worked.

[sanchezadvertaising]

ironias o estupideces de la vida, aparte del video que es malisimo, Zappa murio de cancer de prostata y ya muchisimos años atras cantaba: porque duele cuando meo

[cukmysock]

LMAO he got it from the toilet seat..a bad case of the va jay jay is more like it..

[blademan501]

LMFAO so funny

[mom6446]

Not something I listen to but I came across it in my "travels" and it reminded me of the younger years. Don't care to hear it again, though.

[ripper58]

Phi Zappa Crappa

[BOnEhEAdD]

Does the song have anything to do with his prostate cancer? :o

[Lijiah]

I'm 22, and I thank my dad every day for making me listen to Frank Zappa. My only regret in life is not being able to see him in concert.

[tantzer]

@Lijiah I'm 42, and not sure why you mention your age. If your "only regret in life" is not having seen someone in concert, you and I might be living in different planets! ;-)

[KnockOnTheSky]

Only Frank Zappa could pull this off. :')

[takethatnut]

maybe u hav a boner or something m8

[TheRandomGuyOnline]

I ended up with more questions than I had to begin with.

[obicankreten1389]

whats a maraca?

[theTrampWithahouse]

@obicankreten1389 A type of eastern eauropean vegatable.

[Stoner075C]

@obicankreten1389 It's a musical instrument, a percussion li'l thing more or less the size of an orange with seeds inside and a stick to grab them, so you shake them and they go "sss" "sss". You ain't pulling legs right?. You can hear them and see the here:

/watch?v=EsCyC1dZiN8. Enjoy

[leancuervo08]

@obicankreten1389 Maraca , the word is in spanish , its an instrument , google it

[nisseask]

viva el zappy

[poolidoor]

i use to have this poster in my toilet and the face used to move like in u video some evening or was it my mind? a world of illusion , make me realise that we r chemical living thing and drinking any thing change in a way or another the way we perceive the world , best to stay on water sometimes

[meshesdrinkin]

I D.J.'d a bar in Newton Iowa last Saturday, and I dedicated this song to a patron. Great song, I need more Zappa in my music library.

[meshesdrinkin]

it just jumped up and grabbed my meat.

[MrChampManager]

Gonorrhoea

[strangfordlough]

Excellent job, simplicity inn itself -

[bonosbones]

I like it, nice job:-))

[MiamiCoolDnC]

that poster reminds me of the first time i was drunk....

[timthompsno19799]

Nice!



[amazingscott]

I love it!! Keep up the good work!!

[19koolo20]

just tragic coincidence, franky died on prostate cancer  ;c

[leomack665]

I so high I see Zappa's face move ha!

[mmiaxx2002]

I garden to this

[joe9320]

Freedom fighter. Joe's Garage is about a criminal? Because I think most of Zappa's songs are anti-War, anti-homophobic, anti-racism, etc.

[starman900]

the sad irony is that pain when urinating is a common symptom of prostate cancer

[tantzer]

@starman900 He said in an interview that he had urinary problems for many years and got examined for it, but physicians failed to diagnose it as prostate cancer.

[BlueGoneCrazy]

Funny

[YouOnlyDeleted]

I just found my new karaoke song.

[danowar6666]

ohh... now my poster is also moving... freaking shit!

Great work bluesrockers!

[oldmanwyatt]

yeah love the moving head.....why dont someone make one for the back shelf in a car like them nodding dog things lol .......great post laddie!

[Gomas03]

urinal infection

[careydouble22]

Frank sits down when he pee's?

[tranurse]

drink some cranberry juice

[bikingfencer]

Clever idea; good for a few seconds; the song, however, is eternal - thanks for posting

[nymets071087]

wow

[Gomas03]

maybe is an urinal infection

[MrFabionur]

PERFETTO !!

[PatricioLeija]

Because of coffee man. I know that.

[patje130]

@PatricioLeija yeah man i've got the same problem when i drink much sweetnes, like coca cola etc.thats why it hurts when i'm peeing. finaly i found the answer.thanks frank (r.i.p.) ooooh yeah drink lots of water when it hurts there below.peace and out bro

[PatricioLeija]

@patje130 Yen man, Frank is well know for drinking lots of coffee, and that can cause infections. but you are right also coca cola. In addition to that spicy food and alcohol can cause irritation too. Sucks getting old.

[TheKitkatgold]

@Bluesrocker ~ I don't think the KIDS of today fully understand the messages that Our past Rockers sang about. Zappa found out he had a problem while he was taking a bow on his final stage. You would think that he would have recovered from it. Cancer is a Bitch! Kathy

[phreestylesk8r]

it's ZAPPA on the CRAPPA!

[BeautifulMawMusic]

@phreestylesk8r that was the name of the poster....

[pericaungeratovic]

this is like iron maiden lol

[sk8metalnick6]

@pericaungeratovic children of the damned lol

[sk8metalnick6]

@pericaungeratovic actually like Revelations

[woolife]

Just another example of genius



[plasticjesus108]

NOW, WHAT IS YOUR SECOND?

[gonnagetwickedable]

He died of prostate cancer

[TheKitkatgold]

GREAT JOB Bluesrocker! I used to have this poster in the early 70s! ~ I Got it at one of those Head Boutiques in Trenton NJ. (My poster didn't have a moving head, tho... haha!)

[thebluesrockers]

@TheKitkatgold I'm Glad you enjoyed it. it's always nice to see great comments when it concerns Zappa. he was ground breaking. a True legend. I just thought the Picture fit with this song. I've thought of this song for yrs when I saw it for the first time. Take good care, Peace Joe

[geordiegarto]

@TheKitkatgold rd6usrxj

[fredygerlian]

@TheKitkatgold si buen trabajo, great job, but we in argentina are looking for videos with lyrics in english, to teach our kids

[bd9598]

@fredygerlian You might not want the kids to learn the language from Rockers pages! Not meant to be rude, just saying that there are better pages to teach kids from.

[fredygerlian]

@bd9598 nene, los hijos de artesanos, rockeros, exabogados, en Argentina, tienen la mente más abierta que en cualquier lugar del mundo

[jordanrichards320]

@fredygerlian You shouldn't use Frank Zappa music to teach anyone younger than 28. :/

Just saying.

[fredygerlian]

@jordanrichards320 sí, es el derecho de mi hijo de saber que pensaba zappa del mundo, lo demás es hipocresía

[MrGeektarist]

@TheKitkatgold I'm 18, and I just bought this poster a week ago =) Zappa rocks!

[MsBeautifulSimone]

Thats what i call old skool!!!!!

[sharpjwe]

i got it from the toilet seat

it jumped right up and grabbed my meat

hahahahhahhahhaha

[NatovskiRomanov]

13 people's balls feel like maracas. 

[acdcbonluver97]

Next time my English teacher asks for an example on irony I'm going to tell her her Frank Zappa had a song called "Why Does It Hurt When Pee?" and he later died of prostate cancer. RIP Frank, a great and under rated guitar player and musician.

[elpactodejohnson1]

@acdcbonluver97 underrated???

[acdcbonluver97]

@elpactodejohnson1 Yeah I guess.

[YnnisGlytyr]

@elpactodejohnson1 ....Zappa was ALWAYS underrated, but he didn't give a shit about that, turned himself loose from all those morons and opened his own label. After "Why does it hurt when I pee?" comes "Lucille" - one of the best love songs of all times !

[freestockpicker]

good old zappa ... He sure was a strange one.

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[MrJclark111]

Nice video @thebluesrockers

[halcyon0830]

Herman Cain's FAVORITE Song.

[crissfoo96]

oh SHIT HIS FACE IS MOVING

[rj689]

stoned looking at the picture for the first time bugs u the fuck out

[maekkes9999]

i will teach my dog to sing this!

[SaraaRocks]

nice uh.... title?

[robertplantisgod1234]

Not his only Pee song lol

[LJLee7]

He wrote this at least 20 years before he was diagnosed with prostate cancer.

[Emanuelsson93]

Did he write this while he had prostate cancer?

[TehRasia]

@Emanuelsson93 I think he wrote it before he knew about his cancer

[MrGranousty]

Seen in concert several times, I still have the record; It jumps right of and grab my meat 8 times, but not on the toilet seat.

THX for posting ;)

[markvz]

The first time I heard this song I laughed so hard I nearly suffocated. That was nearly twenty years ago. It's still funny.

[Fabiano9798]

hey almost 200,000 views excellent!!!!

[deathmetalben]

Did anyone else notice his face movie in the picture!? hahah

[Kberiotwhn]

@deathmetalben haha that freaked me out.

[TheGodslug]

@deathmetalben No...you must be on acid, when's the last time you drank something that you left unattended around hippies?

[Membersonlyableto]

You must have been chewing it then, it's in your gums as well !! 0:50

[artdamaged]

Gono-ca-ca-cacchus!

Classic.

[yozza1973]

i used to sing this as a kid my mum didnt like me singing this song .but it was in my dads record collection and one of my favourite songs

[FridaKahla]

you're a sweetheart. i used my computer's keyboard and windows 7 to write it. i hope you enjoy it.

[FridaKahla]

you're a sweetheart. i used my computer and windows 7 to write it.

[chrissiepdx]

I just watched a Today show interview, he said he went to doctors for years with urinary problems. He wasn't diagnosed until it was too late :(

[shimazu32]

When I clicked this video, I assumed it was going to be something silly and made up.

I certainly wish he let a doctor stick a needle in him.

[KoolTunes4Daze]

It's kool

[adulter1234]

I laugh so bad when i search for "Why does my" and all that comes up is "why does my heart feel so bad".

[dfojigsdpo9i]

was that Charles Bukowski at the beginning?

[TaLbster67]

I was shown all of Joes garage when my father got me piss drunk at the age of 16 and sat me down and made me listen from front to back the whole album.

Thank you dad, for always being responsible and loving!

[TaLbster67]

@TaLbster67 Come to think of it he did the same thing with me at the age of 15 with "Cheech and Chong Up in smoke", great memories.

[childofthe70s2]

@TaLbster67 lol!!!

[BITE256]

out of a whole bunch of FZ songs, this just had to be my first lmao

[wakingup2010]

ganno cacacacas!!!

[musicman399]

I didn't know Frank Zappa pied sitting down!

[biollante62]

Great job my friend



[MrZee1967]

It jumped right out and grabbed my meat!!

LOL, love Frank! thanks for posting

[emmanigma]

Gotta tell you, dude, your video is scary as hell.

[MarkoRoll666]

Have you noticed that the picture is moving

[nothinghappens1]

@MarkoRoll666 And it´s pretty confusing to watch at 4 am the 3rd day of sleep deprivation (as i am now, hoorrayyy)

[heymynameistyler]

frank you are one weird dude but got some sick tunes!

[Kissnbear]

You did well,my friend

[Inderption]

WOAH WHAT THE FUCK THAT THE PICTURE MOVES. SHIT MAN, that TRIPPED ME OUT!

[Imupoffathatthing]

@Inderption Told yah

[dhimmiwit]

@Inderption hahahaha, oh yeah...

[ghisey]

@Inderption Try that on Shrums tick tick wow

[Mauroleiicus]

@Inderption I JUST SHAT MYSELF

[SilentMelody04]

Pissing razor blades

[Mpoconnor7]

I probably got gono-caca-cacas.

[Imupoffathatthing]

Why does he move his head ? Am I high ?

[mrrockmonkey123]

the best name for a song ever!!

[ninahickey]

An anecdote: He wrote a piece for Milan filharmonics. A partitur. They did not have the ability for the percussions. So he took his notes and fucked off!

[soniamarkovic]

this man is a geniuos dont no how to spell it but he is amazing

[CarboKill]

I sing this in the shower.

[sketchyshadowninja]

@CarboKill That was the funniest thing I've read all day @_@

[LivinGMonstrocity]

@CarboKill Bitch plz, i sing this all the time.

[HammerFloyd]

@CarboKill you're not alone.

[MeeGeea]

HOLY FUCK, that picture *is* moving, I thought I was getting stoned or something...

[ScoobyDewbieDoo]

THANKS for the upload

[ScoobyDewbieDoo]

MY BALLS FEEL LIKE A PAIR OF MARACAS

[TheDirtFoot]

This song should be the official follow up to the 'Lonely Island' song 'I Just Had Sex'. 

[skullknap]

This song is oddly prophetic (he died from prostate cancer)

[lio543]

@skullknap so the toilet seat killed Frank... seems legit

[olflatop]

@skullknap It wasn't prophetic at all, it was autobiographical.

[sodapopkid90]

@skullknap its about a roadie

[skullknap]

@sodapopkid90 still prophetic though

[bryan050593]

@skullknap my knowledge of teh zappa ain't exactly up to snuff but didn't he know about his cancer when he wrote the song

[skullknap]

@bryan050593 ....

[bryan050593]

@skullknap .... what?

[SoldierSide77]

My dad's urologist is named Dr. Burns...how's THAT for Irony!

[fadethetrade]

@SoldierSide77 Don't forget the Dermotologist Dr.Zitsmore.

[742Brian]

He's like a classic rock version of Weird Al except I like this guy WAAAAY more

[fadethetrade]

@742Brian You got it backwards.Weird Al was like a classic rock version of Zappa.Weird Al copied Zappa because Zappa was one of his most important influences.Zappa was performing and recording around the world classic rock,jazz,fusion,heavy metal and weird,weird aberrated pop music when Weird Al was dating weird middle school cheerleaders.

[thebluesrockers]

@fadethetrade How Did weird Al copy Zappa? does he play guitar? No"...did Zappa sample other peoples music? No'....that would be like saying In living Color got their ideas from Red Foxx stand up. Zappa wasn't the First of his kind. but I feel he was the best at it. weird Al is like a good karaoke singer who sings parody's.

no musical creativity at all. he sings other peoples music almost exactly like them but with different words.

he's great at it, but NOT A Zappa"""

[fadethetrade]

@thebluesrockers Only for 742 brian who say that this guy sounds like weird Al. That's a subversive comment since zappa was the original of a truly rare type.You 're wrong,before 1962 no one in the music or entertainment business created and arranged music and lyrics in such a brilliant aberrated and subversive way as zappa did and actually no one even comes close as of today!.He was truly or modern day mozart,comes around every 200 years or so.

[thebluesrockers]

@fadethetrade Look up Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts in the early 1960s for their risqué song lyrics and jokes, and for allegedly performing in various states of undress. Their signature song was Hot Nuts. Other songs that they were known by included: My Ding-a-Ling, Big Jugs (based on Big Bad John), He's Got the Whole World by the Balls, Baby Let Me Bang Your Box, The Bearded Clam (is a delicacy that won't be found in the deep blue sea), Gay Caballero and Two Old Maids. came out in 1961.

[starbattle226]

@fadethetrade being a metal head. i will tell u i doubt Zappa include heavy metal lol. Metal is inspired from blues and classical and avante garde metal is also a genre. It wud be backwards to say Zappa included metal when metal is just a fusion of blues and classical. Zappa was his own genre and had no genre (poetic huh?) =P

[Treefingrs]

This is so fucking weird.

(and awesome)

[FZatMo]

Dufte Video! Grüße aus Deutschland.

[SpongebobMusicUnited]

This is awesome!

[superkulmedkniv25]

I just finished fucking this bitch

and now it hurts when i pee

Don't let bitches with brown lipstick suck your dick

Or you'll get hurt

[toobularbells]

@superkulmedkniv25

I know him...it wasnt a girl

[xxtiaan]

never liked zappa back in the day, but after being into ween I can totally appreciate him

[ThePicklefluff]

My mom works for his wife:O

[blou4now]

Fine fucking job for a first try. Phi Zappa Krappa!!!!

[vutEwa]

i never did understand why anyone liked frank zappa. to this day i think people must have been deluded.

[mikebromas]

@vutEwa Then why did you click on this video? Get some good taste, man.

[vutEwa]

@mikebromas I was trying to "appreciate" but I'm sorry, there's nothing for me to appreciate.