do you speak english

[MegaZlodej]

super!

[hestax]

I can't french, Amanda

[onstageagain]

Obama says Americans need to learn Spanish, & he’s embarrassed for us. I for one could care less what Obama thinks; I’m doing perfectly well speaking English. I’m getting tired of some guy coming into office looking down his nose at me. Ill learn Spanish when you do Obama, hows that? How do U say, “I wanna cut his nuts off” in Spanish? The spell check says all my English words R spelled properly, except Barack & Obama, R these some of them foreign words he wants me to learn?

[Chocolatelady16]

oh my gooosh, there accents while speaking german are so cute :D

[NygaWhatComeBack]

-you speak Polish?

-Yes KURWA MAC

[Saiedeh16]

:)))))))) good ;)

[MIXEDNA]

Lol wtf

[iblobar]

habla pinche engles???

[MyAcc0untWasDeleted]

Hahaha, its from Crazy train?

[MyAcc0untWasDeleted]

@MyAcc0untWasDeleted *Sorry, "Big train"

[lonorik]

no odrobinke polskości mi tam zabraklo ta kurwa na koncu moglaby pasc

[Marjanek15]

haha

[UniverseMasters]

Widać jak Francuzi kochają Brytyjczyków :D

[TheRenetka]

nie moge z tego hahahhaahhahahahahha xDDD

[SweetAngelOfDark]

Typowe zachowanie blondynek z kawałów :) chyba farbowana :D

[56KbModem]

Yes, it's Simon Pegg.

[Kubrzesz]

is that guy on the bike look like Simon Pegg? or it's just me?

[szakro196]

65 people cant speak English.

[kentuucky]

I can speak english.

so can I,

hahahaah :D

[Justka88lodz]

is it simon pegg

??

[MrMacikoPL]

heh to jeszcze nic...

youtubewatch36331.ocom.pl

[DionCarmen]

Rozpierdala mnie to za każdym razem, kiedy to oglądam XD

[marianzradomia]

lame british humour

[RSquirrrel]

Genius ;D

[EkvarBlack]

człowiek skurwiel x2 ;p

[89ziomus]

Na końcu jeszcze powinna paść "kurwa" ze strony tej laski i wszyscy powinni zacząć się śmiać:D

[TheTaquitoable]

@89ziomus wtedy byłby to prymitywny humor polskiego plebsu

[looking0for0peace]

@TheTaquitoable prymiwytny humor polskiego plebsu jest zajebisty, odpierdol sie od niego !!! ^^

[looking0for0peace]

@89ziomus i znowu padnie komentarz " I can't understand comment on top"

[mainamauto]

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[panzergrenadier90]

can anyone tell me what they say in german?

[MrDeutsch00]

@panzergrenadier90 She says " i speak a little bit of german, do you speak german?" and then the prick hahahahaha sayd in german german? no, do you (to other guy) speak german?" other guy says "one or two words but i'm not fluent" then after the guy says "... or german maybe" and the other guy says "that would be great" XD hahahahah it just crakcs me up everytime

[MrGolanu21]

loolll

[BlueNeon81]

62 people don't speak english :)

[BabiayTanyaaa286]

héh_i_fëel_sÓ_lÕÑÊlý_tOdäY

[Machinegun0arg]

So simple but still so funny XD

[Omnimatrix10]

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!!

[werewolfie123]

"i can speak english,"

"me too,"

lol nice.

[fluffymole0913]

@martomcuser USA might be the top power COUNTRY but the EU is much more of a financial, and industrial power nowadays and its GDP rules over the US.

It is obvious that America will be the top country, especially as it is a HIC country, and its population is like 4 times the size of the next biggest 1st world financial power (Germany)

[martomcuser]

@fluffymole0913 Can you support your thesis? I've been trying to find GDP info, and what I found showed the US and China as the countries with the top GDP worldwide. If you can support yourself with a legitimate website, which says the opposite, I'll be convinced in what you're saying.

[fluffymole0913]

@martomcuser i cannot remember too much, but i definately remember one being from a large news copany like the BBC or CNN or something like that. Also there are many videos that have used facts taken from legitimate sites etc. The EU is a lot bigger in terms of population, and the economy has been around for a lot longer than that of the USA's so it is understandable that it is stronger. Also, eastern european countries in the EU have a lot of secondary industry, unlike America

[HighBeatz82]

Typical Frenchmen... They refuse to speak your language even if they are able to - if you visit their country you have to speak their language! Freakin faggots

[yreit]

@HighBeatz82

I'm sorry, I totally disagree with you. I'm happy to help foreigners, in english, if I can. You may argue this makes me untypical, but I'm sure other french people share the same point of view.

[Imrankniazi]

@yreit I'm sure HighBeatz82 isn't the first to say this about French people. N'est-ce pas vrai?

[yreit]

@Imrankniazi

ok, he's the second to say this, or the third.

I still disagree, I don't think it's typical.

[Imrankniazi]

@yreit A lot of people feel that way. And I mean your neighbours from Europe. Never mind what a distant Chinese or a Nigerian guy's opinion is.

This is also true of the French-speaking part of Belgium. Brussels represents this classic attitude difference between the Flemish and the French. In general, French are reluctant to respond to foreigners when they don't address them in French. Linguistic pride isn't such a bad thing, btw. I am not complaining; just pointing out.

[fluffymole0913]

@yreit I barely speak a word of French, and although i am learning German, i am still not very good at it. So when i travel to other countries i generally rely on them knowing English a lot of the time. I have noticed that many French people are reluctant to speak to me if i do not address them in French, and also if i have got their attention in French, i am expected to continue speaking it. I have not spent much time in Germany but when i was in Austria everybody was very helpful.

[zaetoner]

esta muy bueno!!

[BulimicLady]

Je suis americaine et je parle le francais, duetche, y espagnole, muy bien! Alors, ferme-la!

[xXOxIdEXx]

-I can speak english

-So can I

awesome :D

[JossyHadash]

This is exactly how your vacation in France would be like. xP

[xenia97]

ja oder deutsch vielleicht. ja das wäre toll! haha zu geil^^

[dav4ix]

omg how i wish to try this ! :D realy ! :D

[martomcuser]

The whole sketch is supposed to be in France, right? A well known fact is that the majority of French people are so ignorant, and they want every foreigner, who has come to their country, to be able to speak their stupid language. I won't be surprised if some French dude, who knows English would tell me he doesn't, using a perfect English.

[basketca2]

@martomcuser "A well known fact". A well known fact is that very few british/americans speak another language (apart from English), and when they go on vacations they are surprised that not everybody speaks English. I'm Spanish, lots of Germans, British and some French come ussually on vacations. The Germans usually speak both German, English and learn some words in Spanish, it's easy for us to understand French, but no fucking Brit can say more than "pallea" (paella) or "Toroo, toroo".

[martomcuser]

@basketca2 Neither British nor Americans actually need to speak some other language, BECAUSE English is the most popular international language, and that's how it should be. I'm not British nor American (I'm Bulgarian), you're Spaniard, and we both speak English, so? English, and particularly American English, is the language with the richest vocabulary in the world, and it's one of the easiest to learn. So, why don't all the people around the world learn a bit more English?

[basketca2]

@martomcuser I disagree. Yes, English is the most popular language today, but it doesn't mean that EVERYBODY MUST learn it. Children should learn it, yes, but old people? When my mum went to school in Spain, English wasn't thought to be very important and she didn't learn much. She's 40 something now, and if she's in the city and a tourist comes asking something in English she won't understand. Is it right to call her "bad things" cause of that? NO.

[martomcuser]

@basketca2 I didn't mean when a foreigner comes to your country shouldn't know any of your native language, and also, I didn't say lacking of knowledge of English should be place for rude behavior or assaults by foreigners to the natives. All I'm saying is "English is important for your career and communication". Of course it's not easy for people like your mom, or mine, to learn a foreign language, but sucks when young people don't. My other point was - French people are ignorant.

[basketca2]

@martomcuser And even if English is popular, it doesn't mean that people who have English as their mother tongue don't have to learn another language. Learning languages is good, always, and makes you understand another culture. BUT, lots of people who speak English receive the message that "I know English, why do I have to speak fucking French or Spanish?". Also, it's polite to go to a country on vacations and learn a couple of things in their language. You go to France, you speak French.

[INIGUEZELI]

@basketca2 that is a very american thought, i live in Buenos aires, very turistic hood and every american i've met just think they "speak the language of the world" so there's no reason to waste their time learning some words in your language, it's quite offensive, i'm not saying EVERY american but other turists really care about learning the language of the place they're living in, try to discover the culture etc. Totally agree with your comment mate

[INIGUEZELI]

@martomcuser I don't think is the language with richest vocabulary, i just think it became popular because it's far easy to learn, as it is a language of savage roots you know what i mean, those vikings living here and there 'invented' this basic and easy to learn language. And i prefer british english, american english is just annoying noices to my hear. =) you're bulgarian i'm argentine

[martomcuser]

@INIGUEZELI Well, it doesn't matter if you like British or American English. The most important, as you mentioned, is - you are Argentinean and I'm Bulgarian, and the language we use to write these cmts is English. We need to also look at the education system Americans have in high school - they are not required to study other languages, and the few who chose that say the foreign language teaching wasn't good at all. So, it's hard for an American to start speaking other language out of nowhere.

[mattymatt54]

@martomcuser why in fucks sake should an American be required to learn another language in the first place?

[mhorton84]

@mattymatt54 Why shouldnt they?

[mattymatt54]

@mhorton84 what i dont remember posting that nevermind

[martomcuser]

@mattymatt54 That's what I'm trying to say, but some morons can't get it; actually don't want to.

[elsiberiano2006]

@martomcuser WTF???? Are you crazy? Don't you get it? Don't you learn anything from the video??? If english is what you say... why she couldn't receive help from these guys?? You asshole!! English is learned by many cultures because the American Empire, if Germany had won the WWII instead of USA, the world now would be speak german by now, so... draw your own conclusions

[martomcuser]

@elsiberiano2006 First of all, America is not an EMPIRE, and second - English spread out that much because of the numerous British colonies; that was a lot earlier than the post WWII period you're talking about. She could not get help from those guys cuz they were trying to ignore her. They had greater egos than her, and they felt superior than her. It was not just English, there was German involved as well, they knew it too, so those idiots' purpose was to make fun of her.

[elsiberiano2006]

@martomcuser Oh really? Thanks for your help, I couldn't und understand what happen in the video without your help... ¬¬

FIRSTLY IS USA or United State of America, NOT JUST AMERICA ASSHOLE! Don't you get it?

Second, but not less important USA is a wolf in sheep's clothing, so it's a empire indeed

I don't care about the British colonies you moron, if we (NAZI germans) had won World War II you were be talking or writing me in german hahaha

And they don't felt superior, they are.. and you don't

[martomcuser]

@elsiberiano2006 Oh, really? You're gonna teach me what's America. For your info, moron, Americans refer to the US as America. Don't tell me what's what, ok?! Second off, you don't know how to write simple stuff in English; when to put "it's" instead of "is", and when to use "a" and "an". Also, whether you like it or not America (the US) is the leading country in the world; it controls worldwide! And, Don't be that cocky, you douche bag; you're full of shit!!!

[elsiberiano2006]

@martomcuser Ok, I will not teach you what's America, I WILL FUCK YOUR MOTHER IN ALL AMERICA!! You mother fucker don't understand anything. USA IS NOT AMERICA, is just another fucking, really really fucking country. Just that. Is not a fucking continent!! You mother fucker. Please, teach me a little bit a english, come to Buenos Aires, and teach how to write some english. I don't care how the USA citizens refer to their own country, the fucking country is United State of America NOT AMERICA

[elsiberiano2006]

So USA is the fucking leader of the world?? Hahaha!!! You can tell... let's see... I will be so happy when they fall as the Roman Empire and the III Reich. And you keep socking ther dick. You moda foca haha

[martomcuser]

@elsiberiano2006 So, you know English, huh? These don't tell me so - "you were be talking or writing me in german", and "they don't felt superior, they are.. and you don't". GO WORK ON YOUR GRAMMAR, THEN CRITICIZE, and GIVE YOUR STUPID OPINIONS!!!

[elsiberiano2006]

@martomcuser Ok, please, be kind and theach english. If my opinion don't care to you, why you waste your time on me?? See? Your are not more that a moron, a duche and a MF you asshole

[martomcuser]

@elsiberiano2006 Hey BITCH, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Stop PRETENDING you know everything CUZ YOU KNOW SHIT, AIN'T THAT RIGHT BITCH? LIKE IT OR NOT THE US IS THE WORLDWIDE LEADER AND THEY WON'T FALL!!! AND, I know very well the difference between a continent and a country, YOU SHIT WAGON!!! AWE YEAH, AND about GDP you better look at some statistics AND THEN TALK cuz all you said is just SHIT. SO, SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!!!!!!

[elsiberiano2006]

@martomcuser HAHAHAHA!!! Somebody got angry!!! You're wrong in just one thing, I don't pretend to know everything. Because I just know that I don't know anything ;)

And you and every fucking USA citizen does'nt know the fucking difference between a Continent and a country!!

Hey, I'm a bitch, but you know what? Not your bitch dick sucker!

"AWE YEAH" Are you a girl?

If all I said is shit, why you care? Are you alone? Don't you have a life? Go and play with your vagina and your ass. Happy new year

[martomcuser]

@elsiberiano2006 Well, you know what you are not different than the people in the video. Your life seems to just go around your ignorance and presumptions. You judge people by what you have heard stupid people say about a certain ethnic or nationality group. For sure I know, as many others, the definitions of both continent and country. Not that I'm a girl or have nothing to do, but I can't stand someone ignorant like you talking like if he's smarter than me. There is the answer why I care.

[martomcuser]

@elsiberiano2006 If you have noticed, we're probably the only ones who still comment on this video. Everything we've said has gone a lot farther than the simple context of this video. Seems like, for unknown reason, you hate the US so much that you would, I think, say shit that you don't even believe in just to make Americans feel bad or something. I don't know what your problem is, but just remember that there's a person on the other side of the computer screen; it's not just a computer.

[elsiberiano2006]

@martomcuser Oh, fuck, really?? There is a person in the other side?? And you said it just now?? After all what you said?? After all your insults!!! Hahaha!!! This side of the computers is a person too!! I don't care if we are the only ones who still commenting, every action has an equal and opposite reaction. And every comment of you will has an equeal and opposite comment. If you think that I have a problem, what about you?? I what to make "Americans" feel bad? Guess what! They kill!

[martomcuser]

@elsiberiano2006 Well, dude you almost made me apologize. But, you know what? I took a look of the comments and actually saw you were the first to use the "A" word. So, dude you're the one who started with the insults not I. As you said everything has it's consequences and you were actually the reason for those insults of mine. Take a look at all the comments and you'll see what I'm talkin' about.

[elsiberiano2006]

@martomcuser Ok, ok. You almost made me apologize too. But I will not :( :$

But I will let you know that I want to finish this fight. And I wish you a happy new year :)

Happy holidays. See you :D

[martomcuser]

@elsiberiano2006 Ok man, I will stop this. You have a happy new year too! :) Peace :D

[GraviosDeath]

ROFL XD lol so geniales Video echt sssssuuuuuppppppeeeerrrrrrrr cool

[ahdventuretime]

ROFL this happened to me in Israel.

Well kind of.

We went to McDonald's and my sister was like "...do you speak english?"

And the dude was like "No I don't.. *turns around *hey __name__ do you speak english?!" except we weren't stupid like the girl, we just laughed XD

[Xx8JojoMan8xX]

@ahdventuretime Yes lol we in Israel have a lot kinds oh humor because the people here are mixed from different countries :P

[hussein2011ization]

I hate Israel



[Xx8JojoMan8xX]

@hussein2011ization Ohh well i had to know that for sure. Also i see you're from china, you have all of the reasons to hate me than because I'm 8 CM bigger than you.(I'm of course am talking about hight :P ) And the "Hussein" in you're nickname doesn't make you an Islamic extremist at all.

[SneakySuh]

ich spreche kein deutsch, sprichst du deutsch? .. nein, leider nein - hilarious XD hahaha

[mrvgmail]

Крутяк, прикольняк!

[RichieMChen]

LOL! This is Hilarious!

[writergrrrl48]

very funny- Monty Python-ish :-)

[TheJoniben1]

@Cornettofairy @simonpegg Aww bless. They're so young

[Exprezu]

hahaha

[TheH1ll88]

Thanks bff 1spj!!<3

[lennarockz]

that is hilarious :'D

[HinataManga]

Chaussée déformée : Interdit aux nomades et aux campeurs.

(Road damage : prohibits campers and mobile)

Funny vid I love it :D

[INIGUEZELI]

ahahah this is why i love british humour and series they're awesome and their accent is soo elegant!

[rreekkddaa]

I need every words english it the film , who can writhe it there?

[Bullet4True]

hahaha :DDD

[SoulBleacher93]

heh

[MrWarenia]

lol

[Yazin123]

really hilarios!! XD

[nudoruG23]

Ahahahaha!!!

omg... so funny!  xD

[nymayeung]

i liove him when he said "i don't understant that at all" with bitish accent. really funny!

[episodes2006]

Hilarious!

[ronolento]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHA­HA

[PayPerView14]

omg XD

[Achim1503]

"Deutsch? Nein. Sprichst du deutsch?"

:-D

[coolj2609]

lolololollolololololol

[djarti24]

ehehehehe

[jsmartinez2008]

i'm form colombia but this video makes me laugh!

[taker1292]

Fuckin SIkos in colombia.

[MCSpidah]

LOL

[Vectorh]

Too bad you can't write English though.

[dodge6789]

One of the funniest videos I've ever seen!

[TheCaspator]

Yeah, that`s like French ignorants cannot speak any other language ,same as English people - stupid heads...

I am from Czech Rep. and can speak English,German,Polisch,Russian­,and Czech and Slovak of course.

[NeoFalcon69]

You can remove "English" from your list - you didn't make sense.

[kalacs32]

Very much of French can actually speak English (or other), but some don't like to speak any because of their French pride. So it all is just dependent on how you look at it.

I, myself, for example see a lot of Spanish who can't speak English or other, still it doesn't mean it's a tendency and fact that Spanish don't/can't learn languages.

And it's very good that you speak so many languages, but nobody cares about it, if you point it out egoistically...

[mariajosenebreda]

@kalacs32 i dont know any spanish people who CANT speak english

[kalacs32]

Yeah, that's what I was talking about. I don't see any who can. You don't see any who can't. It's all dependent on who looks at it, in what way, where people get their experiences. We can't say it's a tendency that Spanish can't speak English, nor can we say that they can, unless it comes from a trustworthy survey.

Sorry if it seemed like I was bashing Spanish, I didn't mean to.

[mellowfish316]

"Oder Deutsche vielleict, das werde toll sein." Oh man. Hilarious.

[MiSsLaUrElOo]

Bonjour.

[iyadart]

hahaha

I am watching this over and over and can't stop laughing :) :D XD

[championofcathay]

well I think it would've made more sense if the woman were a blonde

[NLSophie]

@championofcathay you dont really speak english either..its "if the woman was blonde"..and you got corrected by a blonde girl ;)

[highlightenment]

@NLSophie Close... That would've been a good comeback, if the subject being parodied was wrong. Though appropriate apostrophes and capitalization would have been nice from both of you, I stand as the greater troll. You'll never take my job as the pedantic "pronouncer" of prolific phonetic peddling. Sorry about you being blond (the less sexist form of blonde, like anyone cares.) I'm not attacking you personally, just your genetic faults (you're not red-headed, the sassy kind I like.)

[Brinne618]

@highlightenment You are the weirdest English-associated person that I've ever virtually met. 

[necrobutcher88]

funny

[7aman1]

... dont know what to say....

[jablkovastrudla]

:D:D:D hahaha

[elhefe4]

fake

[ellukene14]

hahaha , fun XD

[JudaszZzZ]

Wymiotne xD

[BonyS3k]

omg tak to mě dostalo / omg i can't stop laugh :D

[xHardTrAnCex]

omg xDDDDD

[BKfangurl7]

oh wow lol

[cheesyjrt]

if this was real she would be considered retarded

[Bruellkaefer]

FUCK!... now what was that about?

I didnt understand a word. I dont speak english - und deutsch kann ich auch nicht, nicht mal 1-2 wörter.

So can please please PLEASEsomebody translate for me?!

[AweDisney]

Ich sprechen bißchen Deutsch. Sprechen Sie Deutsch? = I speak a little German, do you speak German

.

Deutsch, nein. Sprichst du Deutsch? = German? No. Do you speak German?

Nur ein oder zwei Wörter, aber ich bin nicht fließend. = Just one or two words. But I am not fluent.

Ja oder Deutsch vielleicht = Yes, or maybe German.

Ja, das wäre toll! = Yes, that would have been great!

[RobinKyuubi]

I can't understand much germany, started last year september... But my translation would be:

And I can't speak Germany either, expect for 1-2 words

[Bruellkaefer]

Awesome. Or as we Germans say: Tolle Wurst, gaanz tolle wurst.

[Rvip855]

haha dobre

[zeneidaanddeniza]

its good and funny :D lol

[Evelyn891]

hahahaah

[sexdrugsnmaximilian]

LOL

[baerch1]

Geil!!

[mellowfish316]

Das war toll. Ich spreche kein Deutsch. HAHAHAHA.

[aliciacwong]

HAHAHAHA

[shoagA]

soooooo funny .. what's the name of this show, I would like to watch it

[jackyelectric91]

was that simon pegg?

[VicKyCusTard]

lol yeah ^ ^

[nubcake007]

lol :D

[lilaznmidgetdude]

Lol I thought of this a while back, but they just stretched it out more. Makes it more funny lol