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  • the fun fact :)

  • so you had to choose a muse song to go with your animation beginning and you chose 'map of the problematique'. IMO, 'Thoughts of a Dying Atheist' would have been more fitting lol.

  • It's interesting that you depict Zeus as being gay, considering most of the myths concerning him involve him fucking chicks and knocking them up.

  • @KillemAll656 He's just overcompensating to hide his gayness. He's still in the closet.

  • @KillemAll656 He's just overcompensating to hide his homosexuality. He's still in the closet.

  • @KillemAll656 He's just overcompensating. He's still in the closet.

  • @darkmatter2525~ In your video, (the real god; an epiphany), u said that if the REAL GLORIA is shown to u. Then u wouldn't reject it! Then why do u reject THIS verse when u know that no one cold've possibly known this 1400 yrs ago!

  • I'm an ex muslim, but I really FUCKING LOLed to death !!

  • And to Allah belongs the dominion of the heavens and the earth and whatever is between them, and to Him is the [final] destination. (The Glorious Qur'an 5:18)

  • @AwakeningCall maybe it's the final destination Zeus, Odin, Jahwe, Thor, Loki, Ra, Baal, Oz, Ares, Athena, Appolo, Jupiter, Wishnu or Hathor?

  • @DarkMatter2525 You, sir, are very educated and well informed. Though I am not an atheist myself, I cannot stand it when people say or act out things that clearly make no sense whatsoever under the guise of religion. Keep it up, pal. I'm with ya.

  • @MrJoinuptoday by educated you mean memorisation of bible/quran/torah, don't you?

  • @85Damix Haha! No. Not at all. By educated I meant a person who just doesn't blindly read a text without comprehending it's meaning. I mean a person who reads a book and understands what it is trying to say, and, based upon that understanding, form an independent opinion as to whether what was being said was correct/moral/logical or not. Hope that answers your query.

  • @MrJoinuptoday so I was right, you never wet to proper school, aren't you? By understand you mean change word and meaning of Bronze age myths... am I right?

  • @85Damix please use english to speak your point...

  • @LoveNoteProjects I'm not from English speaking country. The point is: You can take any fantasy book, for example Lord Of the Ring and find the "evidence" which predicts M-Theory or Genetics. You do not need "holy" Quaran/Bible/Torah to do this.

  • @85Damix ah very good. you might say you're not from an english speaking country but you can certainly speak it. so do so especially if you want your point to be understood and respected

  • @85Damix Amazing! You are the one who clearly has no regard for grammar, yet you think that I have not attended a proper school? Tragic. And whatever makes you think that by "understand" I meant "change word and meaning of bronze age myths"? By "understand" I meant "understand," "comprehend", "grasp"; nothing more; nothing less. If you are having a hard time figuring out what a person means when saying something, I recommend that you use a dictionary when having a conversation.

  • That would be cool if some Muslim did kill the maker of this.

  • watching these kind of videos make athiests much stuiped

  • @vigilanti1000 First of all, it's spelled "atheists" as opposed to "athiests" and "stupid" as opposed to "stuiped". Secondly, if you think being an adult and believing in an imaginary friend is good for you, then you seriously need to reconsider exactly who is "stuiped".

  • Jeff Ahmed......lolllllllllll

  • DarkMatter2525 is a genius

  • I'm an atheist but do I speak Arabic, the passage you quoted about the water was mistranslated

    It's more "...and we made, from water, everything living" - as in everything needs water to survive, not that they were actually made from water

    The statement itself may be true or false, but video is still based on a mistranslation

    Fun fact: Islam actually says humans were made from dirt/mud just like Christianity lol

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  • @TheSkinnyMiz I heard it was a blood clot? IDK

  • @TheSkinnyMiz it is right

  • @MediumKuriboh What is?

  • So, with all due respect... (due respect = none), bahahaha, I nearly laid an egg the first time I read that! I love your videos!

  • The only thing I don't like about the video is that the usage of moon and star as the symbol of islam, I actually am against this everywhere, the symbol is the symbol of the Turks but after holding the caliphate for over 400 years the other muslim countries also used it. As a Turkish atheist I am against my ancestors symbol be used as a religion symmbol

  • Cristina called the Qu'ran "bangless?" Well, of course. Everything is bangless when compared to supremely bangable Cristina.

  • "vawwwter" I'm stuck between German and Chinese 1:53

  • lol hilarious

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  • ZOMG A COOKIE!

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  • gay Zeus win

  • i actually licked my screen. problewmn?

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  • all you needed was Mohammad in this and it may have just been perfect, XD

  • The existence of Ben Stein proves that nothing can come from something.

  • @tdbiker100 That's hilarious XD

  • Was that odin?

  • @TheDoctor423 Sorry but I didn't intent it to say making jokes about God abusive. In fact, I find it hilarious I was just saying that Arabs (Who are mostly Muslims which is the reason I used Muslims Instead of Arabs) are suffering around the world and I'm just concern about how people see them in this world but it has nothing to do with this video. I find this both hilarious and very enlightening.

  • Big Bong theory ... s ahow about stoned scientists.

  • They worship a moon-god.

  • @skeetereze so you claim

  • My God is Allah. I am one of those who submit to God

  • @Libya4LY whatever

  • I didn't know Mohammed was French.

  • HA, HA, HA...this is funny.

    But I think that the Abrahamic god

    who is "Yahweh", is the same god.

    Still, I found it funny.

  • God and Allah are the same God

  • @pinball281 tell that to muslims and christians

  • @pitoull muslims have no problem with the christian God being their God,there is but one God.The God of the jews christians and muslims, some christians dont accept that Allah is God as they differ on who Jesus was.They still all worship the same God

  • @pinball281 ...that still does not make god any real :)

  • @pinball281 Allah is the Arabic word for God

  • @philessexuk yeah thats what i mean, but saying that do christians in that part of the world call God Allah?

  • @pinball281 no because they dont speak english they speak arabic are you seriously that dense

    the spanish dont say god either they say dios

  • @philessexuk yeah i know that fella but i mean would the christians who are arabic living in english spaking countries say Allah lik the muslims do, like over here in th UK

  • @pinball281 no because they speak Arabic scriptures, you speak English scripture , the original word for god isn't god but you stick to it because its the English translation.

  • @pinball281 yeeah, same imaginary friend :)

  • I prefer the idea of being created from stardust.

    I also wonder what music was used in this video.

  • BTW God and Allah are the same god.

  • Go and Look at the news I can't tell you every situation the citizens go through while out of 100 people they might be glad to at least get 2 extremist. You need to research these stuff. I'm not here to argue but the lost of innocent lives should be avoided but because these guyz are Muslims people think it's ok because they treat them like rats or violent dogs with no feelings. They're human beings and like human beings when pushed to the edge they'll do some crazy things. Pls don't get mad

  • @qualivia A good point, but how exactly does simply cracking jokes about their God (something people of other religions put up with just fine) qualify as the "abuse" you're talking about here?

  • i m muslim and i usually like how u llgicaly critesize religion

    But in this case i think u took it personally bcuz the verse spoke about big bang and all living creatures have water

    Keep being nuetral and dont take it personal

  • what is the opening theme song?

  • It's not the Muslims I have a problem with really. Look at the movie Tears of Gaza and you'll see

    By the way Awesome vids. I know a Muslim but I don't say anything about me being an Atheist and I don't contradict his views because I know They've gone through hell while we are just sitting in our comfy homes. Making assumptions on who they are without even knowing what they're experiencing

  • @qualivia

    And what exactly do they "experience", which they did not bring down upon themselves?

  • lol, you should also apologize to the gays for your "gay" accent

  • LOL The Greek got between the Muslim and the Jew

  • Thank you for the cookie. It was delicious.

  • It seems to me that alot of atheists out there seem to have this assumption that we can't attack islam. Due to some absurdists fact that we're attacking their culture or being racist in some way. This is completely redundant, I think Islam is the worst of the Abrahamic religions. Does nobody remember September 11? Or how about the Bali Bombings?

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  • @mickisnot Yes. They are merely more zealotry versions of you christian bastards.

  • @mickisnot Hey dont think that way, no one I know likes muslims its just the fucking politicians that are soft cocks and say theres nothing wrong with them

  • You are much braver than me, even if this is just a "measured" response to Islam.

  • So paul killed and hated lots christian but then he hade a vision on his way to damuscas and all that changed...so tell me if HITLER a man how killed lots of jew was on his way to damascus and saw a vision and proclaimed him self a jew would any jew in their right mind follow hitler....well can't say much for christians and paul.......the hour is drawing closer everday day. huh

  • no muslim can ever like such rubish, making analagies with the all mighty Allah is forbidon....but since you don't believe in god and you rather worshio a creation instead of the creator as said in the first commandment..."thou shallt not have any gods before me" and what is the punishment for breaking a single commandment DEATH...but go ahead follow in kaos instead of the PROPHET JESUS(A.S) WAYS, and yea listen to paul the man how was a bounty hunter, killed christians and hate them for nothing

  • Wow,i'm muslim and for some reason i like this...

  • I am a Transylvanian and I'm offended by this video: may Dracula suck your blood! (I'm sure you didn't have this death threats in your collection :-P)

  • I licked my monitor!

  • such a pity non sense video!!! just wait my dear you are accountable for doing this video!!!! i just wish to see you be burn in hell!!!

  • @salimarl you claim your god is omnipotent, yet theres one thing he cant do that i can: take a joke.

  • allah doesnt look like his creation so he is not a man as shown

  • LOL Zues, Allah, and YHWH walk into a brothel....

  • way to go dude, love your videos--I fucking love you --marry me--I love how intelligent you are

  • I laughed to tears when I saw Allah wearing bombs and planning a big bang.

    Where did you find this guy?

    He is even funnier than his retarded brother, the mass-murderer Yahweh.

  • They quote what religions didn't claim. Lame.

    They need to learn what Islam is first before making jokes about it.

  • @Pizziesta "They quote what religions didn't claim"

    yeah, the part where man was created from dirt doesnt exist in the bible.

    nor where organisms were made from water, doesnt exist either.

    complete propaganda!

  • The Purpose of Life - Jeffrey Lang

  • Never in the Quran did it say that Allah was a human-like being

  • What is the name of the music at the beginning? PLEASE!

  • What is the name of the music at the beginning? PLEASE!

  • — What fundamentalists of ANY faith are actually saying when they threaten to kill those insulting their religion is this: My god is too weak to take care of HIMSELF.

  • If most life evolved from simple lifeforms which came from water then Chapter 21:30 supports the theory of evolution.. just saying.

  • The whole universe was in a hot dense state...

  • @lol3xtrach3353 LOL!

  • @lol3xtrach3353 Then nearly 14 million years ago expansion started

  • wow this is incredibly racist!

    anyways iv seen that movie you were mocking at then end, and your rather throwing dust in it

    you comletly took his statment out of context :P

    you should maybe show the hole unedited argument instead of tricking people

  • @TheMiirortri It's a religious satire.

  • bit of an odd choice to go and use a dynamite belt, little below ur usual tasteful standards

  • @ntp1789 different prophet, same god, yahway

  • @ntp1789 They believe in the same God but Muslims see Jesus as more minor than in Christianity

  • @nejtilsvampe i kno, i watch that too

  • Wow......... this is so racist, I mean come on, making Allah wear a bomb vest..... You do realized all Abrahamic religions(Islam, Judaism, Christianity) believe in the same god just by different names, right?

  • @SantaClaauz I think you have racism confused with religious intolerance.

  • @grahamgeons Yeah that's what I meant

  • @SantaClaauz " this is so racist,"

    hm, i dare to disagree. it is portraying muslims and islam, which is a religion. so its not about race.

    yes that might be considered generalization if you ignore the fact its just a ironical cartoon.

    and how was the name thing even relevant?

  • @OmfgItsHenu I meant bigoted..............

    but seriously making allah wear a bomb vest! that is ridiculous

    Spoiler alert all abrahamic religions have the same theology (Yahweh and Allah are the same)

  • @SantaClaauz "but seriously making allah wear a bomb vest! that is ridiculous"

    how is it anymore ridiculous than portraying yahweh as a caucasian male?

    why are you being so offended? it is the stereotypical image of an extremist, and comparing that to allah is purely in the sake of humor and irony.

    plus when u compare it to big bang, what would be more genius?

  • atheists should join together and build a timemachine, and rebuild civilization without religion like in terranova..

  • LOL the fake accent sounds more German than Arab.

  • Fuck Islam!

  • Zeus: Lightningrooooood!! XD

  • I am offended by this!!! How DEAR you MAKE THE ONE TRUE GOD GAY?!

    Heretic!!!

  • WOAHWOAHWOAH.....Zeus is gay?

  • @darkmatter2525 Sry, but what's the second song in the beginning called? you have so epic taste of music i must say ;D

  • How can you ridicule my god like that?! You will feel the wrath of Zeus! He loves women in literally all shapes and sizes...

  • @MARI0LAND to be fair, he did go for ganymede..but then again, he was a gorgeous piece of ass, so i can't say i blame him. X)

  • 1:17 got the 9/11 reference right there

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  • out of zues and yahway who do you think tops most offten?

  • Map of the Problematic, i.e, the shit

  • lol... "don't share our beliefs or we'll kill you" muslims in a nutshell. fucking wackjobs.

  • @inconsp1cuous1515 Same with Christians in certain parts of the world and throughout history.

  • I think we should recite the 'Pledge' in schools, here in the USA, with a different god each day. Oh wait, even if we changed it every day, we wouldn't cover them all in one yr. I have a better idea. Let's just drop the whole sky daddy thing and go back to the pre 50s era that has no deity mentioned.

  • Its funny how you make an immature video just to harrass muslims then try to shift the blame to them for being pissed off. If this is freedom of speech then you should stop being butthurt everytime a muslim wishes you dead. And your animation is poor and I would advise you to atleast try to make it look interesting, and before I get raided with muslim hate messages, i'm athiest, just don't like this particular poor ass 'artist'.

  • LOL, thumbs up if you licked the monitor at the end of the video!

  • Good soundtrack there ;)

  • You atheist don't know that the planet (before creatures exist) its all water!!! yes check it

  • @amj047 You...whatever kind of theist you might be... Muslim perhaps? Do not seem to realise the planet before the existance of creatures was not made of water, but was formed solely by gravity in a process called accretion. No water involved in the formation of the planet.

  • @amj047 And I should mention that the water on earth is 1/4400 the total mass of the Earth.

  • Umm.... are all gods gay?

  • @MegaNyannyannyan Nope. Yahweh impregnated Mary.

  • @Jh5kRadio But Ted Haggard has five kids.

  • When did man anything he so chooses the fate of himself and will receive a penalty do you know what you will do your friend a million dollars but to intervene in the choice of this choice, as well as God created us He knows us all, but it does not interfere with will do it God has granted us the mind to choose our destiny

  • You want to know for why does God need you to kill M. I will try to explain to you if you were a friend and you know some time ago and I asked if I gave your friend million dollars what will do will answer him, for example, will buy house and a car and when they ask you how you know it will say I have known him for a considerable period and I know what he wants, and so God when God created the human mind and gave him the Mira for the rest of the creatures with reason to make the fate of his own

  • and then Odin strolled by and kicked all their asses.

  • hahahha i'm from transilvania and i love your accent

  • youtube.com/watch?v=QrG8ooymBK­A&feature=related

    what An Atheist say about Islam

  • i licked my screen :)

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  • I think it's worth mentioning that the Qur'an describes the creation of humans as Allah gathering a bunch of dust together and then letting a drop of semen fall into it. Earth's creation in Islam is a bit more logical than the Christian one. Earth is 70% water, so it makes sense for water to have come first but land was added second, whereas the bible says God made Earth for man, which is ludicrous considering how the majority of it is water and a lot of uninhabitable environments.

  • @BigDogJang0 ermm no. when the big bang occured the univerese was so hot everything was in plasma state. so it is illogical to think that water was the first. first the rocky part came in then when the atmosphere was formed came the water part. peace

  • what was the song in thes tart?

  • @alexchris32 Muse- map of the problematique

  • So...much...respect! =D

  • *sees the title* *clicks* *watches less than 30 secs* *adds this comment* *closes tab*

  • Ya know, Jesus was in the Middle East too. I wonder why he always got the American accent, not an Arab-Transylvanian one. lol

  • @kerayzey Yahweh and Allah are technically the same "god."

  • i am athiest, but in religion "god" and "allah" are the same person, just islam and christianity follow different profits and saviors

  • LMAO...Jeffry speaks sooooo fucking funny here hahahaha

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!

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  • MUSE KICKASS!!!

  • I love how the guy at the end thinks that lightning striking a mud puddle is more ridiculous than God making a man out of dirt. Or how creationists not only think that abiogenesis is everything just "popping into existence", but think that this is somehow more ridiculous than Genesis.

  • God isnt a person,old man rules everything or any smart force. It is everything with no exception. It is technical term. The absolute everything. Even if there is superior smart forces they are not gods because they exist in the universe and no matter what power they have are nothing more than a pitty small part from the everything. "The holy trinity" "the father" "the son" "the holy spirit".... wrong

    the correct is "the power/energy/force" "material/hardware" "inteligence/software/drivers"

  • All religions are wrong. And the religions are used by some people to rule over the others,sacrifices, religion wars etc. According to scientiest there was big bang and then the universe was created.... but what was before the blast, and before that and before that.... so there is not a start point. Which means that the universe has no limits - eternity,infinity. Universe is not expanding it is unlimited. So gods,angels,demons,aliens or any hypotheticaly possible power cannot actualy be god.

  • LOL

  • is it just me or does zeus sound a little like alan rickman?