your worst skydiving nightmare: double malfunction!

[HugeDeek]

I ALWAYS HAVE A QUESTION IN MIND, SO DOUBLE MALFUNCTION = DEATH, THEN WHY DON'T WE CARRY A 3RD PARACHUTE SOMEWHERE? JUST ASKING... DON'T FLAME ME.

[KRKLaird]

@HugeDeek triple malfunction? :D

[HugeDeek]

@KRKLaird well if double malfunction is highly unlikely... then triple is highly highly unlikely i guess? better chance still xD

[KRKLaird]

@HugeDeek true. well ive never even had a major malfunction :P ive had minor ones but nothing where ive even considered the reserve! so yeah maybe...maybe that could be a money maker for you, make a small enough container which will have 3 chutes ;)

[ACorlett48]

@HugeDeek Screw Likeliness, If they sold a good one i'd buy it! :P

[jacobnwalker]

damn... glad he made it thanks to mud haha

[kleinesmaenchen]

thats not a double malfunction thats a dumbass not cutting away before opening the reserve

[kybartender]

@kleinesmaenchen you dont know that.. there is numerous things that could have happened..

[kleinesmaenchen]

@kybartender like what ?

[RoadCaptainEntertain]

Death weeds out the dumb ones.

[14jackthelad]

@gummy0021 ohh it was trees thank you

[robart691]

thats why they should make a triple parachute.

[sammy68291]

haha thats why i NOt going skydiving

[sammy68291]

haha thats why i NO going skydiving

[Sickness72155]

My question is...why the fuck am i watching this when im jumping today??

[midairflyer]

ouuuuuuuuuuuuuch

[foxfallerz]

WHAT THE FUCK SNAPED?????????????

[AussieRedneck09]

@foxfallerz It was some farmer in the distance cracking an egg for his morning breakfast.....What was that crack he asks Bhahahhaah

[pojo205]

@foxfallerz

his body slamming into the ground snapped.

[14jackthelad]

Was that loud crack at the end his legs brakeing ?

[spykeize]

@gummy0021 Troll? I'm not trolling. I just wanted to see that fucker die. I was left severely disappointed by this video, so I left a comment.

[spykeize]

@gummy0021 I just tell it like it is. It would have been so much better/funnier of a video if the guy died!

[specialkaye87]

beer!

[jaynoureddin14]

see kids... this is wht happens when u dont use protection

[jettt111]

i heard a leg snap

[KD5XB]

BONUS DAYS!

[winterka100]

Are you sure it was actually brown MUD that he was covered in?

[MLGHaloKid]

Thank god I have my third bag

Opens it.

SHIT NOOO!!! MY HOMEWORK!!!

[headstockfagburn]

As bar room logbook entries go, bit close!. I'm glad he was ok n cleared the demons straight after. blue skies

[spykeize]

DUDE THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!! Too bad he didn't die though LMAO

[djpablito]

@spykeize Umm...what the fuck is wrong with you....o.O

[ododidit]

@spykeize

what kind of comment is that..  probably a little kids!

[spykeize]

@ododidit Personally, I think the video would have been way more comical if the guy died at the end.

[Griffin035]

@spykeize I didn't want to respond to this because you obviously feed off writting comments to piss people off, but I absolutley had to let you know that you are a faggot....that's right, a straight up poo poo pirate.

[spykeize]

@Griffin035 Yeah because being disappointed that the dude in the video doesn't die and enjoying having a guy ejaculate in your ass are clearly correlated in some way. You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?

[Griffin035]

@spykeize The point of that comment was to get directly under your skin just like that asinine comment you made did to other. Your comment back clearly shows that it worked and at the same time proved that I am a pretty sharp knife.......you poo poo pirate.

[yazmin584]

why the fuck are people laughing and making jokes about this, that is just so stupid! i bet if this happend to you, let's see who will be laughing then! stupid motherfuckers!

[OutbackAL]

Feet & Knees together....before they spear up through your abdomen.

[jizzlecash]

@OutbackAL LMAO,but i wonder did he die

[crazyriders83]

owwww bet that hurt

[borge947]

knees together, everyone!

[mrgoukimaster]

He pooped whiled diving

[neomuttley]

Lucky SOB... Now, if he didn't have a Mother-in-Law? He'd be an exceptionally Lucky SOB :-). Perhaps she'd like to buy a used Dolphin?

[Gd2GoNHvnFun]

MY worst nightmare. The only chute malfunction that scares me.

[mjm378]

did anyone even care?

[yiblon]

Wrong. My worst nightmare is not having bacon sandwiches any more because I am not stupid.

[locksmith673]

sounds like some one claped there hands at the end when he impacted . . .

[smpfilmfan1]

shut up troll

[Leowhitters]

fake

[Davisaustin09]

feet and knees together??? like a plf is going to save you from a double mal.

[omgzzzitstayler]

i made my comment months and months ago but basically someone said the guy got hurt or should have been hurt cuz he didn't believe in god

[BAAAASJE]

Pffffff, that's a lucky man.

Glad he survived that ;)

[digitalkicks]

What a lucky guy! That is quite possibly the closest call-in any sport-that i've ever seen-enjoy living Mike!! :)

[pinewood189]

his chutes failed because of global warming

[662990201and]

I don't want to read anything but the fact of the matter is religion is just plain bad. Religion is the reason for wars and fights, example: This one.

Atheists have been researched, in fact, to be more peaceful due to the fact they dont belive in anything and arent racist in anyway.

[isitcoal]

@662990201and well thats obvious bull, loads of atheists are racist.. however i am atheist and NOT racist lol

[goodolboy17]

The loud crack at the end is a tree breaking

[nemmesis316]

fuck you can hear when the guy hits the ground.

[humanbeer]

fake

[TheDouchesupreme]

great video desciption. Miracle Mike has a decidedly better ring to it than Mop-up Mike.

[djmedina81]

shut the hell up with the religion shit on youtube...really

[ERiCDrAyViN]

It reads in the description he survived with no injury in mud just a scratch on his neck so my guess is the crack sound is his body slapping down on the mud or a tree branch snapping.

[roflcopterloveful]

omg was that big crack his bones? omggg

[nikai123456789]

fuck that shit... you can hear his leg bones snap

[elxcrio]

save at the guy in the parachute... with a some fuckin sermon... Oh my god.. the christians make it wrong xD

[intrusosgang]

His wife must have packed his chute.

[skate2spellgirl]

@intrusosgang sure xD

[chrychek]

@intrusosgang Or his surgeon!

[lovelypinkflower]

@intrusosgang nahhhh that had to be a man

[mokachyna22]

@intrusosgang Just like a man to be too lazy to pack his own chute.

[jhunt123456]

@mokachyna22 Just like a woman to mess up such a simple thing. And you wonder why we condemn you people to the kitchen...

[maximocremoso]

@intrusosgang now thats a funny1

[SoldierCyfix]

i don't think he died. that was a serious fall but at that speed i think he could have god away from it with just some broken bones

[XLanosX]

OMG ...

[Aberman96]

Holy shit That loud thud when he landed didn't sound to good

[almostcraze]

Yeh MIKE. That why i stay here on land. where its safe from parachutes taht dont open well. LOL. But u wer lucky.

[jdawgy87]

Haha this is hilarious!

[TheILoveWaffleGuy]

@jdawgy87 how is dis hilarious?

[jdawgy87]

@TheILoveWaffleGuy How is DIS not hilarious?

[TheILoveWaffleGuy]

@jdawgy87 someone could have got into seriouse hurt

[jdawgy87]

@TheILoveWaffleGuy haha i know

[FelipeRubio1]

Dead (MORTO COM CERTEZAA..)

[Rami1997]

0:08 orgasm!

[freqeist]

grim reaper fail.

[AkiThePirate]

That sort of comment is nearly an argument for Atheism.

[justaman6972]

Wow vey fortunate dood not burning in and becoming a lawndart in the yard. Note to self: Never fly a Dolphin rig ...ever!

[lolkthxbyez]

i laughed the entire time i was watching this video lmfaoo

[TheMemman]

damn, anyone know how the guy ended up?

[Ignas0000]

@TheMemman Read the damn description 

[sheeba]

holy crap this brittany fellow needs to take a large chill pill for her anger issues read all her comments from b4

[JoschaBln]

youtube.com/watch?v=GjNVooy0eP­4

thx!

[Zubatec]

OH SHIT !!!

[tpsossff]

I started skydiving at Headcorn (UK) a long time ago. Back then we had to work up through a catagory system on rounds, then a few jumps on horrendous PCs before they let us loose on ram-air. Back then seeing reserves come out was a regular event and even the state of art squares of the time were not what they are today.

When I came to use one @ jump 325 I was under canopy in under four seconds. Felt like 40 and I thought I was going to die.

How did this guy feel? Was he lucky or what!!!!

[BrittanyER86]

The comments should be removed from this video. It's disrespectful to the dude that almost lost his life. There are nothing but jack-off parachuters watching this and acting like hot shots. This is why they parachute. They are insecure little butt nuggets that have to prove to everyone they can do something worthwhile, because they are so WORTHLESS.

[ChileGanja]

@BrittanyER86 what and asshole

[armandin2048]

Lucky guy landing on soft ground - if he had hit solid earth they would still be gatting his legs out of his ass!!

[justwannawatchvids]

I can hear the break! It's so terrible

[bakkerjurgen]

had the same thing,

worst minut of my live.

[Shaneyflower]

The snapping noise at 0:07 sounds like bones!

[Kopihucky]

I jump a dolphin, no problems. Wouldnt say its a crappy container either. You say yourself in description that the misrouting of the rsl was never noticed. proper gear checks before jumping will catch that kind of stuff. blame the user not the equipment. Glad he is ok none the less.

[BrittanyER86]

@Kopihucky Stop acting like a stuck up know it all and go suck it.

[Kopihucky]

@BrittanyER86 LoL spoken as a true whuffo with no knowledge on the subject.

[BrittanyER86]

@Kopihucky I never claimed to have knowledge of any of this, once again you act as if you having experience on something entitles you the right to stick your head up your ass, and your nose in the air. You must have no friends. I'm sorry.

[Kopihucky]

@BrittanyER86 ok then if you don't have any knowledge don't comment on something you know nothing about. spend more time doing research and less time being a stupid bitch. You might get somewhere

[BrittanyER86]

@Kopihucky God you're IGNORANT, and completely missing the point due to the lack of your fucking BRAIN CAPACITY. I'm not even talking about the fucking video! You don't even make SENSE. I'm saying EVEN IF YOU ARE MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE THAN OTHERS, which I see NO PROOF OF, it doesn't give you reason to act like a dipshit, it makes you sound INSECURE.. which is why you keep repeating the SAME FUCKING NONSENSE over and over. Fucking MORON.

[BrittanyER86]

@Kopihucky Do my fucking research, on WHAT? I'm a student of psychology, you dipshit. And my findings tell me you're intellectual capacity, or lack there of, is limiting you in conversations with ANYONE AND EVERYONE.

[BrittanyER86]

@BrittanyER86 I never even commented about the parachute, so you in turn telling me to do my research has absolutely NO validity! It makes literally no logical sense. I never commented about the parachute or what you were discussing, all I said is that you sound like a stupid prick trying to tell some random people on a youtube fideo that you know what you are talking about, and they don't.

[BrittanyER86]

@Kopihucky And about some fucking equipment? I mean you must really be proud of yourself. A guy posts a video of a near-death and you're patting yourself on the back because you recognized the equipment he was talking about. You must have been able to make PB&J's when you were 4. Everyone let's give a round of applause for kopihucky and all his retarded glory. "FRANKS AND BEANS!"

[Kopihucky]

@BrittanyER86 lol you really are a retarded bitch.. seriously. I never said i recognized the equipment, the description says what it is. If you can't even read basic shit like that I hope to god you aren't raising children.

[BrittanyER86]

@Kopihucky God it's like arguing with someone with down syndrome. Totally senseless.

[WeltraumDubs]

@BrittanyER86 No mean to dip my feet in boiling lava or anything, but now you're both arguing against each other using the logical fallacy -- Argumentum ad Hominem. lolz

[BrittanyER86]

@Kopihucky recognized means that you recognized the brand name you dipshit. You are seriously unintelligent beyond belief.

[Kopihucky]

@BrittanyER86 2 weeks later and you are still carrying on about some mundane bullshit? Seek professional help... or get a job.... or do both.

[BrittanyER86]

@Kopihucky I didn't see your last comment, I just wanted to make sure that you still knew that you were an idiot.

[Kopihucky]

@BrittanyER86 Oh.. spoken like someone who truly knows a lot about the subject indeed. ;)

"@Kopihucky recognized means that you recognized the brand name you dipshit. You are seriously unintelligent beyond belief. "

I also found that really amusing since it is impossible to recognize anything from the video as it is so far away, but that it was posted in the DESCRIPTION. I didn't recognize anything.. I READ about the video before watching it. No need to be a pretentious cunt about it.

[BrittanyER86]

@Kopihucky Ummm...Yeah that's exactly what I said, dude. "you recognized the brand name". .IN THE DESCRIPTION. God damn are you mentally retarded? Am I supposed to spell shit out for you? What you are arguing doesn't even make sense anymore. I don't even know how to argue with you anymore because it's like arguing with someone who just randomly says non sensical shit. Forget it guy, you're not worth it. You're REAL bad ass. Have fun.

[Crudeowl229]

@BrittanyER86 what you both are doing is disrespectful

[BrittanyER86]

@Crudeowl229 Perhaps you're right. I got carried away with it. I'm done now.

[Crudeowl229]

@BrittanyER86 thats very mature of you

[surfbum5412]

@BrittanyER86 "I never claimed to have knowledge of any of this" Then shut the fuck up cunt and go away.

[BrittanyER86]

@surfbum5412 FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, MY COMMENT WASN'T EVEN ABOUT THE VIDEO OR ANYTHING RELATED TO IT. YOUR IGNORANT ASS "THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP" COMMENT IS ABSOLUTELY SENSELESS. I wasn't even TALKING about the gear, parachuting or ANYTHING related. You are a fucking RE-RE dude. Go take your MEDS.

[BrittanyER86]

@BrittanyER86 This video is about a dude who was near death. He almost died. Dumb fuck below thought he might be savior of the world (or kind of the dipshits) by telling off the maker of this video that he's incorrect about his equipment trivia. I told him REGARDLESS of if he is right or not, that that's an ass hat comment to make on a video like this. So your "if you don't know what you're talking about then don't say anything" comments are totally pointless!

[BrittanyER86]

@surfbum5412 DO I need to spell it out down syndrome style for you fucktards?? I mean really?

[MrMarciaBrodkaebc]

hmmbin so einsam heute wäre echt klasse falls sich jemand finden würde der mit mir schreiben will

[xX101ki11sXx]

the worlds first man to cheat death

[ob1167]

sucks to be him

[Strawberry1139]

OMG THAT STINKS! Imagine that happening to you. What would you do? Me, pray and scream.

[illy711]

@Strawberry1139 I'd pee myself

[barrowking1]

wow i heard dat all the way

[punisher17011990]

i hope that loud break was a wood.

[ninemen123]

so, does this make him lucky now or unlucky?

[YourFatClownAss]

@ninemen123

Unlucky coz it happened and extremely lucky coz he walked away from it. Now go figure out...

[Mihawkler]

@ninemen123 luncky haha

[Jetace1]

Was this shot in Georgia?

[Kingsleysworstperiod]

ur fucked up

[WisconsinParkour]

@Willielump2 I know this was done to death, but man you have no sense of humanity. I don't even know that you wouldn't wish yourself death for doing something stupid. You are a strange, disturbed man. Seek help..

[armykidformyspace]

that sounded like a bone snapping in half that big pop so gross to hear

[loveunderlaw]

Agreed!

[ArtyomShipoff]

@armykidformyspace

He was miraculously uninjured. He returned from the hospital a few hours later with nothing but a single scratch on his neck

AND YOU READ DESCRIPTION BEFORE POSTING DUDE

[armykidformyspace]

hey i was just saying wat it sounded like lol

[winterka100]

Sypherm211 and goingtoeatpizza,why are you watching real life situations when all you want to talk about political bullshit?Piss off.

[snowyywwinters]

wow Miracle Mike! awesome you lived! hope you still skydive, and got a new container:)

[00Billy]

yup thats my worst nightmare ....cept mines orange

[Ballplayer300th]

fake..

[bdriz16]

When you're plummeting towards the earth at 120 mph, you wanna spend a little more on your rig.

[3676chris]

Okay, something is boring. But what you are writing here is unbelivably borring:S

z-z-z-z-z-z-..... People who says their meanings can be interesting, but people that is sayin their meaning about others meaning, just listen to that!!! BOOOOORRRING!!!!!!

[Ic3d34rth]

no1 cares

[Reverendjim1]

SHUTUP you PINKO bastard!

[omgubastard123]

@goingtoeatpizza dude ur an asshole. I don't care that u don't beleive in god but u don't have to go on YouTube and bitch people out who do. I think that going to church could be good for you. One more thong about the strories in the bible. They are not meant to be translated literally they are supposed to teach u life lessons. I hope that one day something happens to u so that u realize what an ass u r being

[beisaaa]

ya so to emphasize your point, jesus isnt real, hes just a story :D

[omgubastard123]

i meant the ones about talking snakes. jesus was real. alot of stuff is just a story

[omgzzzitstayler]

what the FUCK? dude you're a fucking ass for wishing for something to happen to someone just because they don't believe in god that's just fucked up

[ThangxTroixDanh]

@omgzzzitstayler lol wtf who saying that? im sure god dont teach him that lol.. believing is one thing and over believing is an other thing

[mnlouv]

@omgzzzitstayler Wait who wished something would happen to someone because they don't believe in God?

[omgzzzitstayler]

@mnlouv someone in the comments i can't remember i commented this a long time ago i'm sorry it was just really messed up though

[woofandsilentsteve]

@mnlouv dude your an ass who cares your not getting into "heaven and neither am i because your god is the least forgiving man in the universe" if i were to say ive got to take a shit instead of i have to use the restroom id would be sent to hell but that does not matter because even a remark like"Wait who wished something would happen to someone because they don't believe in God?" will get you sent to hell so i say fuck it if im going to hell i might as well be on satans list of the most sinful

[mnlouv]

@woofandsilentsteve Um?? I'm sorry but I think you completely misunderstood what I was saying. I was just wondering who would want something bad to happen to someone just based on their beliefs. I didn't say I agreed with whoever said that something should happen to someone if they didn't believe in God; I was just wondering who said it

[woofandsilentsteve]

@mnlouv oh ... im iam sorry i thought you were asking like a who else sort of question i am sorry for the misunderstanding

[mnlouv]

@woofandsilentsteve Not a problem =]

[SoldierCyfix]

@omgzzzitstayler don't be surprised by the ignorance of christians or anybody that put their faith blindly into some religion 

[skate2spellgirl]

@SoldierCyfix this guy who insults others for not believing in god is ignorant, but other christians as me are not, i don't put my faith blindly, i know quite good where i'm putting it, i respect everyone if they respect me, maybe you don't know anything about this religion, but that doesn't mean no one sould believe in it, and that it doesn't make any sense, while faith means without knowing, so faith goes with religion, please respect the others, this guy does not represent my religion

[SoldierCyfix]

@skate2spellgirl respecting others is an act of free will, nobody is obliged to respect or disrespect people for their religions or otherwise.

but faith is entirely a matter of opinion, so I take no offense when ppl disagree with me on that topic and theists shouldn't either ; and everyone is free to believe in whatever they choose

[skate2spellgirl]

@SoldierCyfix in fact, in most nations, you have the right to choose your beliefs and be respected for them, and everyone is free to believe what they want, that's what i said, i just said, that being christian is not being ignorant, it hasn't got any contradiction (if you know the religion) with any other field of human knowledge, except other religions that disagree with christian principles, like the rights muslim women have, to say an example.

[jgorerowe]

@skate2spellgirl religion opposes science, science proves fact, therefore religion opposes fact, fact is opposite to fiction, therefore religion is equal to fiction?

[skate2spellgirl]

@jgorerowe religion in which point does my christian religion say me that i must not believe what science says?