The Tweet Of Life

[toagmar1]

This is fucking great. Seriously.

[spongebobrox151]

WOOT! Added on ma birfday

[megaexplosions]

"brother, every stalk of corn whispers the unknown..."

wait, how does it end?! wheres the rest?? i guess we shall never know

[KuRsAbLe]

hahahahaha xD



[onebigturtle]

I hate when this happens to me.

[JanitorGH7]

half of the comedy of these sketches lies in the descriptions :D

[AdamJacobsFilms]

i saw that movie. shud've been as short as this one.

[Mewfan]

goddammit! STOP LOADING!

[StrawberriHearts]

"brother, every stalk of corn whispers the unknown"

is only 49 DAMN CHARACTERS

[573W1E6R1FF1N]

FML, Chrome keeps freezing after every video for like 10 secs

[phreestylesk8r]

@573W1E6R1FF1N same for me! its cuz the ad for videos start after a few seconds and since these are 8 seconds the ad starts trys to pop up at the end, just pause when the vids done

[hankyje117]

@phreestylesk8r Nope 140 characters.

[allisonxm102]

LIE! IT'S ONLY 54 CHARACTERS!

[potatomovies]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!­-

[NewAccJ12]

I love how the descriptions usually take longer to read than the video. I'm a slow reader.

[DigitB]

I'm in deep passionate love with this.

[LetsDestroyVevo]

Am I the only whose computer crashes after a 5 sec video ?

[goldfish2k10]

@LetsDestroyVevo no, it happens to many. Its probably an advert trying to show, while the usual end-of-video stuff is trying to show...

[TheAxelMiller]

What is he doing in the movie Gladiator?

Get out!

[InsertHereBrain]

Press shift so you don't trample the crops

[meww17]

I take the back it is corn lol didn't see that before :)

[meww17]

Yeah lol he said corn but that's definitely wheat

[phreestylesk8r]

hahahaha

[purplegill10]

lol wheat

[hoeraufist]

The description is great.

[gizmoguyar]

Wait? is that a corn field or wheat?

[gizmofly870]

He should change to cornbook.

[Kdaw900]

15 people went over 140 characters

[StannosWorld]

@mchodson1 Lrn to spll

[HurrikinProductions]

Too bad this isn't the actual movie...

[neoregulus777]

Getting pretty sick of people reciting the 140 character limit as if it's funny. Twitter is a mass-text-messaging service. Text messages are commonly limited to 160 characters. Twitter leaves some room for your username. What a riot.

[peytonmanning1288]

The description got cut off too...But, that's the best part =/

[iamderpalicious]

Actually it only takes 40 characters..

[MrMuffinManMoh]

In my opinion, I think that these guys are very unoriginal. They should take pointers from a true comedic genius, like Jack Black.

[MisterMrErik]

Isn't that wheat that he stroked?

[LegozFreak]

Is that Dan Trachtenberg?

[Super16BitGamer]

Nope 5 second speech you gotta redo it

[Basrohs]

2 SECOND INTRO!!! THEN THE FIVE SECOND FILM!!! THEN 1 SECOND OUTRO!!!

[frogsoda]

Autoplay can't seem to handle 5 second films. It takes 15 seconds for it to change over.

Stupid YouTube

[Poditsja]

Hahaha!

[SALEHinCANADA]

These are 8 seconds long, you guys suck !

[TheDragOneFly]

@SALEHinCANADA Can't you freaking read the other comments !? NiceHotCupOfBro explained it. And it's RIGHT below the video. I think you're blind.

[Xxslipknotguy13xX]

@SALEHinCANADA dumbass 2 second intro 5 second flim 1 second credits

[1andonlytruepinoy]

huuskies?

[Shmeckeldorf]

Doe anyone else notice that he's not even standing in a corn field?

[MrIplaybaseball]

The description is very clever

[nosamnosam123]

People who complain about the people who complain about ads (pardon the redundancy) dont realize how anoying it is to watch a 20 second ad for a 5 second film. If it takes you 5 seconds to click the next 5 second film, you only spend a fifth of that minute watching videos.thats really bad.

[WestvilleCaper]

I never really understood the whole 5 second films thing.

[ShadoTheBrainTheif]

@WestvilleCaper So gtfo?

[WestvilleCaper]

@ShadoTheBrainTheif I wasn't saying I dont like them, im just saying, there 8 seconds.

[smartoonkid02]

Surprised you guys didn't save this for Oscar week.

You know that movie's gonna get a nomination.

[tightpantsJONAS]

hahaah a

[FinaChan]

yeah, get adblock plus, you fools~! i'm a girl and even i know about it ;D

[Zartyzzo]

@FinaChan Because girls are clearly more technologically icompetent than guys? Wut? :P

[FinaChan]

@Zartyzzo in general i'd say yes to that... xD

[Zartyzzo]

@FinaChan Hehe maybe you're partly right. There's many girls who are good at ze technology though, most just don't want to admit it out of fear of being branded nerdy, i think. XD

[Wachusay]

I don't even have time to switch to 1080p!!!

[spinballwhizzkids]

wait that was 8 seconds...

[NiceHotCupOfBro]

@spinballwhizzkids *facepalm*

5 second film.

2 second intro.

1 second outro.

How many times will we ALL have to say this?

[outlawkelb]

@NiceHotCupOfBro untill all of youtube is subbed to this channel

[MegaGamer50]

@NiceHotCupOfBro Have we all forgotten youtube likes to retardedly add a second thats not there? Like how theres no 7th seconds making it 7 seconds total.

[xP3t3]

@spinballwhizzkids herpderpderp

[dudetube911]

well....

the adds get annoying when the adds are longer than the vid you want to watch... ¬.¬

[trentonbabb1996]

So very true...

[HamsterAtDawn]

fuck twitter

[RarEndangeredCrabSpy]

tWheat

[Dialamo]

Ad Block plus people.....use it.

[RaccooNooB]

@Dialamo Nope. I wan't to support 5 second films video making by giving them money for each view.

[Tekkenfreek234]

@Dialamo Seriously! Why don't more people use it?

[AlabamaIceman]

The description is the best part of this.

[Raktarn]

Quit complaining that your browser freezes at the end. Just pause when it says THE END...

[DeepSpaceVoid]

@Raktarn Because that's the typical reaction when you watch a video, once it's over HIT PAUSE, HURRY, YOU HAVE LESS THAN 0.5 SECONDS...Fuck. Browser freeze. Not complaining, it's a problem that needs to be solved, this is bullshiest.

[Raktarn]

@DeepSpaceVoid If you have very high speed internet then you wont have it freeze cus the AD will load in time. If you dont well.... Sucks.

[DeepSpaceVoid]

@Raktarn "Very" high speed internet? You have no clue what you're talking about. I have some of the fastest money can buy in this city, and that's not the reason you derp.

[Raktarn]

@DeepSpaceVoid Actually it is the reason "derp". It freezes because the ad dosent have time to load. Faster internet (Download speed atleast) makes videos load faster and an ad is a video. But I know a better processor helps plays videos so that might be a part of it too.

[DeepSpaceVoid]

@Raktarn "Might" kinda justifies my point. It's your GPU not your CPU that renders the video (for the most part). My download speed is well over 2.5 Mb/s at max bandwidth, so don't tell me it's my internet. Because it's not.

[Raktarn]

@DeepSpaceVoid Ok you keep telling yourself that.... Btw 2.5mb/s is good but not nearly the best you can get =/ Not even close actually.

[Raktarn]

@DeepSpaceVoid Oh sorry didnt know you were the god of the internet. *Bow* Please dont smite me for being less knowledgeable then a 12 yr old. Quit trying to convince me you have a good connection.

[Raktarn]

@DeepSpaceVoid Its very funny how you think that you know all about this. So basically with your "logic" your saying that its just 5SF videos that mess up? Yeah that makes COMPLETE sense. Shut the fuck up kid and stop trying to convince me otherwise. I made a comment saying to pause the video before 8 seconds trying to be helpful and you just felt the need to reply and show how "smart" you are. Oh and the reason that its a common insult is because its true most of the time with people like you.

[Packers909]

@Raktarn or, stop using internet explorer and get adblock.

[Raktarn]

@Packers909 Who uses IE?! And yea that might work lol

[tehUBERn00blet]

Top Comment!

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

NO MORE TOP COMMENTS

[cholzwar]

"Brother, every stalk of corn whispers the unknown..." that's not 140 characters, that's only 50! O.o

[blrbgbari]

Now i gotta find mastasolo's comment..

[TheCircusReject]

Anyone else reminded of Children of the Corn at first?

[daylatedollashort]

i find this hard to masterbate to

[WestNskCity]

very n1 channel_!!!! i too went it!

[tmoe380]

Solution for not crashing after watching 5sf. 1. buy a new computer. 2. watch 5sf on computer #1. 3. Watch 5sf on computer #2. 4. Switch back to computer #1 for next video. You're welcome.

[BrainiacOutcast]

Life is too short...

*puts on sunglasses*

unless you're Twitter.

[MrDitmarVisser]

@BrainiacOutcast lame

[S4M02K8]

@BrainiacOutcast That was shit.

[tisbutafleshwound]

Why are none of the comments about the movie this 5sf was parodying?  The Tree of Life?

[pleasedontask]

@tisbutafleshwound cuz probably nobodys heard of it. ive been meaning to see it...

[cacarca]

The stalk of corn whispers in my ear like a cock in her mouth due to it's longevity of soundness for the passing of Jesus Christ but of course, you cannot compare these events to the starvation of small African children. Her deed goes through butter like a nutsack on the Fourth of July, but only if they are planning on taking a tent up to the mountains. Of course, with respect, the President of Hungary cannot be blamed for your failure at the battle of life, he is quite busy. I wasted your time.

[Zalman1337]

@cacarca its*

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@cacarca Wut

[quadstrike]

or use tweet deck extended tweets :P

[ace95595]

LIES LIES ALL LIES IT IS NOOOOOT FIVE SECONDS ONG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CRAP I SPELLED LONG WRON WELL TOO LATE TO TURN BACK WELL I GUESS IM PUTTING MORE EFFORT BY TYPING ABOUT HOW I SPELLED SOMETHING BUT WHO 176 CHARACTERS REMAINING WELL NOW IT 139 GOD DANGIIIIIIIIIIT!!!

[ImSoDumbMyHeadHurts]

@ace95595 fuuck mate! chillout!

[pomerotza4]

@ace95595 its.... five seconds long....

[TYTHERDGOON]

@ace95595 Erm what?

Stop trolling.

[lolmaster111222]

@ace95595 you're 12? aren't you?....

[namadnoh]

Why are people so concerned about what the "top Comment" is and wither its a response to someone else. Who Gives a shit! Its Fricken Youtube!

[PuppetMasterIX]

Because of how touching and soothing this 5secondfilm was, I am going to do this channel and everyone involved with it a favor and give it a

[tisbutafleshwound]

Where did you shoot this?

[Thatfatguyfrommars]

Brother, every stalk of corn whispers the unknown wind.

[FilmFTW1]

DAMN IT, TWITTER!

[carr4600]

The description is 140 characters haha xD

[Musicjoe11]

I found this video to be rather corny.

[CreativityCrazed]

@Musicjoe11 BAHAHAHAHA.

[DinosaurStripClubLOL]

this video is 8 seconds long... -_-

[iwantmyisland]

@DinosaurStripClubLOL The content outside of the title plate is five seconds.

[Zork07]

@DinosaurStripClubLOL there are 3 seconds for the titles e_e

[DinosaurStripClubLOL]

@Zork07 You know nothing about me... GO TO HELL!!!

[SteffenAK]

@DinosaurStripClubLOL YOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER!!!!

[Kojak7snap]

@DinosaurStripClubLOL Well baited, young troll; well baited. Already, they tug the line...

[DinosaurStripClubLOL]

@Kojak7snap YOU'RE FUCKING NEXT!!!

[iwantmyisland]

Waaaiiit a minute...

THAT'S ONLY 90 CHARACTERS.

[AlphaTek795]

Now for my daily dose of 5-second film and some 2 year olds bitching about the top spot. You guys need to get a life.

[SwingCasterFilms]

why is there no 0:07?

[CPTxCOD]

that was easily 8 seconds

[Actionjackson4444]

STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT ADS, AND GET ADBLOCK PLUS.

[AmonOfTheSahelijos]

@Actionjackson4444 shhhh! don't tell anyone. those who don't have adblock already don't deserve it. we are an elite group who deserve annoyance free internet, and those who are too retarded to press install because they think itll cost money or something or don't know how to look it up must suffer.

[lochlandb]

@Actionjackson4444 why get lots of people to use adblocker so that youtube makes LESS money so that they have to sell more addspace and have longer adds. so by using adblock you will eventually make youtube charge you money for watching the videos.

[FreshDumbl]

@Actionjackson4444 FUCK NOOOOO NOOOOO FUCKER

The ads are there for a fucking reason you know?

Isn't it ok to watch a few little ads to get those guys their income?

Youtube is fucking free!!!!!!

[ItsFizikal]

Firefox. Adblock Plus. No ads, ever.

[komfyrion]

@ItsFizikal Works with Google Chrome as well.

[Elffi242]

I'd rather donate straight to 5SF and keep the no-advertising, non-crashing youtube.

[siasiek]

This film is too long :(

[maxorq]

@siasiek why

[Iforgot276]

OMG the corn looks beautiful :D

[mancreep]

Dear 5secondfilms,

For the past couple years, I have been enjoying the random bits of comedy that you have been filling my Youtube subscription box with, daily. Then one day, it happened. You struck comedy gold with the character "Pauly P". A bit so funny, that I peed my pants a little, when he revealed he, infact, was solely responsible for the extinction of the Dinosaurs. He's even more magnificent than, dare I say, Olivia's spectacular bosom. More Pauly P, PLEASE.

Sincerely,

Mancreep

[Djames516]

If people keep touting the merits of this "adblock plus," the corporations will find a way to destroy it.

[BenjaminEllett]

@Djames516 Impossible to remove adblock plus since its not against the law to stop advertisements for internet since your not paying for other corporations to advertise your paying for networks like Virgin, Sky etc to keep your internet on if you catch my drift? also if they remove adblock plus then they would have to remove addons in total on famous web browsers such as FireFox because thats taking away there freedom of making addons.

[tisbutafleshwound]

I love Tree of Life and this is a great parody. Love it.

[infrafan]

I can't come up with a funny reply for this video. I'm sorry. "If you tweet it, they will read"? No, nevermind.

[GuitarTrey]

Brother, every stalk of corn whispers the unknown.

[rebelm1k]

old joke...............boooooorrrr­rrrrrrrrringgggggg

[xtrinity4lif3]

Are you kidding me? The Top Comments are replies? Ugghh, time to go find the person they replied to...

[Passarinho26]

@xtrinity4lif3 CTRL + F ;)

[Einchy1]

@xtrinity4lif3 View all comments, CTRL + G, mastasolo. Man, that took a long ass time. It was almost 4 seconds.

[SuperKillaroo]

@xtrinity4lif3 why

[GlobstersMessenger]

@xtrinity4lif3

Why do you give a fuck about comments?

[Eckull]

@xtrinity4lif3 click 'see all' then hit 'ctrl+f' type in the name of the person you're looking for and it'll take you there automatically.

[Alex2009AC2]

@xtrinity4lif3 Ctrl F thats all

[hark2e]

@xtrinity4lif3 You don't have to.

[AgujaAzulMD]

I see Terrence Mallick is directing The Social Network sequel about Twitter.

[absolutezero1000]

ADBLOCK PLUS. Get smart people

[fourwind]

@absolutezero1000 Seriously. Its not that hard to install, and It will save you from thousands of forced exposures >:D

[absolutezero1000]

@fourwind Im just fed up of telling people. nice to see somebody who understands

[demirnp]

Ahhh... 302nd viewer we were expecting you...

[DuseanMandic1]

Who really gives a shit about ads? I mean, are people seriously that impatient these days? What, you can't wait a couple seconds for your lulz?

[Zartyzzo]

@DuseanMandic1 There is already ads everywhere, including in the middle of some videos. Surely we don't have to wait just to see 8 seconds of lulz. Not that i care, i use AdBlock because of YouTube's intrusive ads. That's what happens if they don't care for the users. Don't think we can be controlled.

[alterera]

@Zartyzzo Well would you rather pay to use Youtube? -.-

[JDLOCKON]

@DuseanMandic1 well when the add is longer then the video you watch there is a bit of a balance issue and yeah patients is a virtue I never learned or have.

[shadowincvides]

why am i always the 302nd vewer

[MrCrimsonX]

all you people bitching about ads are stupid. ads keep 5sec films and your other favourite uploaders in business and they keep youtube running, for free. or would you rather pay for youtube?

just read the countless comments from sane individuals telling you to fucking get ADBLOCKER +

[Xlicer]

AdBlock Plus FTW.

[pleasedontask]

# of comments about ads > # of comments about video

[GjDoctorWho]

I'm on my iPod so no ads and no freezing

He was cut off before he finished his Tweet. Maybe it was going