Heather the Vampire Returns

[jklwq123]

Just take me. Woah! Who the fuck are you XD

[TenouHaruka0]

I felt like fuckin' Barack Obama!

[Saiyuki666Lover]

"Oh my God, Dad! ...The Christmas tree's still up! It's beautiful!" Gets me every time! XD

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

Didn't he say in an earlier vlog that vamp blood gives you the shits? O_O

[avarobyn]

Irish beer is not crap !!To be true , we have never tasted it but we are awesome over here !!

Cute

Irish

Adorable !!

[thekaysayshey]

omg dad, the christmas trees up, it's so beautiful!

[desertdragonme]

Best vampire character EVER! "Aaah dad, the christmas tree's still up!" That cracked me up :P

[Jusala12]

I saw Heather on a Colgate Total commercial!!!!

[dbzgirl18]

@Jusala12 YES! SO I wasn't just going crazy, someone else saw it too!

[MadDuckInc151]

Jesus, the Christmas tree thing was the best! I also loved Michael eating Liam. I was waiting a long time to see one of you eat somebody.

[Knuckles194]

at 3:30 hannah?

[781230xy]

Oh my God, dad..... The Christmas tree's still up. It's beautiful! :3

[jklwq123]

just take me take me... ahh! who the fuck are you lmfao so funny XD

[luvilicious19]

There was a huge mob of dicks and assholes lol and OMG DAD! the christmas tree's still up, it's so beautiful lmao.

[WolfySnackrib666]

Oh my god, dad! The christmas tree is still up, it's beautiful.

[koujilittlemonster]

hahahaa its a dickfuck yes.. DAAAAAAD !!

I wish my father was like that xD

[HappyAtheist76]

Liked this as soon as I heard the joke about Barack Obama. lmao XD

[kiwihamburger]

me: *holds up ding dong* mom can I get this dick fuck? :D

Mom: yes honey you can get the dick fu- WAIT WHAT THE HELL IS A DICK FUCK?!?! NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE ONE!

me: Awh :(

Mom: oh hey honey get a package of those ding dongs...

Me: -.-"

[XThatGreenGuyX]

@kiwihamburger The -.-" face doesn't apply here. Your mother wouldn't know what it is so yeah, she'd say ding-dong. Not dick fuck.

[kiwihamburger]

@XThatGreenGuyX she had her back to me when i had asked and she was preoccupied then after i put them down andstarted looking for something else to get she saw the ding-dongs and asked me to get them so the -.-" face does apply considering thats the face i made....

[fattycatty14]

what are twinkies?? :S

[coolio6100]

@fattycatty14 a twinkie is ike a yellow sponge cake with some sweet cream in the middle soooo fattening but sooo good :D

[Mistoffelees11]

Another 45 minutes XD

[TheJessiGirl12]

It's a fuck lucks

[duchessaz313]

i felt like obama!!

[Smilinginmygrave]

don't know why but her dad sounds like a fuckin' italian mob boss

[TheFIsForCOOKIES]

It is a beautiful Christmas tree!

[Tomek2441]

Ahaa Now i know you aren't real vampire cause in the prequel video you stands in the sun rises!

[Ares5941]

Woof, Michael... woof.

[Kayleidosc0pe]

This is amazing.

[notsooutcast]

It's a Dick Fuck.

[crazzygirl100]

"It's a ding-dong,Dad." "It's a dick fuck,yes."

"DAD!"

[millanoeli]

HAHAHAHA...but heather and her dad didn't get burn out in this episode...hmmm...

[Cailalin]

BEST VIDEO EVERR!!!!!!!!

[CaoimheMeow10]

Haha! She was in an episode of Dawson's Creek!

[134Puppylover]

"Gays go down on me." Ahahaha.

[deathnoteluva]

Now I wanna eat A dick fuck X'DDD

[spikergolden234]

Take me just take me!!

AAAA WHO THE FU( |- are you???

Lawlawl

[SONICchick113]

Wait a second, who's holding the camera?

[TheElectricDreamer93]

I'm gonna go to the store to get some dickfucks.

[TheKittykatmc]

"What is this a fuckluck?"

"It's a ding dong dad!"

"It's a dickfuck!"

[SuperFungle]

This is the quintessential episode. The suburban claustrophobia...the co-dependency...hey-it wouldn't be funny if it didn't hurt a little:and this is some of the funniest on YT. Love it.

[DaniBee2900]

HAHA its a dickfuck

[1995rocka]

"It's a dickfuck."

[Jojoateyt]

OMG!!! HEATHERS DAD PLAYS A TAXI CAB DRIVER IN L.A. NOIRE!!!!!

[ashleyb104]

If he's a Vampire then why's he eating a twinkie?

[KJC0913]

@ashleyb104

they said why in the video....

[Divide608]

"Awww... Dad the Christmas tree's still up, it's beautiful!" oh my god I didnt stop laughing for at least half an hour

[ss14hero]

I've got this sign, gays go down on me. Priceless

[ansiaaa666]

Heather's dad is in LA Noire :D

I didn't know vampires drove cabs!!!

[Zanirtak]

I JUST SAW HEATHER ON A COLGATE COMMERCIAL WHHAAATTTTT??!?!?

[xXpastrychefXx]

"it's like the donner party we gotta eat something"

"and these dick dangs what are these fuck lucks? it's a ding dong dad it's a dick fuck.

"AND I'M RUNNING OUT OF FUCKING BEER!"

"Maybe your mother had the color purple on and i got confused" OMG LOL xD

[Cheyshow1]

I LOVE YOU GUYSSS!!

[LuigiTheHeadcrab]

this is dry dry dry!

[savannaraemeep]

I can only suck myself for so long xD

[metallicavlad]

@savannaraemeep hahaha

[imdragongirl]

Gay protester go down!! XD GO VAMPIRES

[Bluberry423]

The gay guy is Liam wow!!!

[TheCryptidman]

Heather, your parents REALLY suck. In two ways.

[DADDYSGIRL450]

Yeah heather i swear you were on a tooth paste commercial

[922NR]

Its funny how Heathers dad checked his watch to see how many days they've been in the closet.

[GlassByThaddeus]

I have this sign gays go down on me. LOL!!

[Pettigrewify]

What are these, those dick-dangs? Fuck-lucks?

[SelenePalemoon]

I lulzed soooooo hard!!!!

[xXMidnightdoveXx]

Wait....I thought vampire blood gave you the shits....

[InsaneSouthAsian]

Heather's dad, I think...I think I'm-I'm in love with her dad.

[Marix2Rinku]

Dik-Fuk makes you feel good ;) available at all local candy stores



[AndreaArtificial]

The best Vlog on youtube! RIGHT HERE!!!

[helenna100]

i got the sign gays go down on me....lol

[d0z3rr]

Haha, the outtake was cool!

[emwhite01]

I'm Australian and i must admit, that beer is HORRIBLE. Seriously funny video though, heather is hilarioussss! -3

[Chromaggia2057]

@emwhite01 How do you feel about Vegemite?  ^_^

[emwhite01]

@Chromaggia2057 hahaha its okay, i only eat it on toast. my brother eats it with a spoon!!! :)

[Chromaggia2057]

@emwhite01 I have a friend from Australia who hates it. She describes it as "a mixture of salt and battery acid." I think she's considered to be a traitor in your country. lol. Her husband loves it, though. He gave me some to try once. I couldn't swallow it. >_<

[emwhite01]

@Chromaggia2057 she described it pretty accurately!! i don't consider it being a traitor!! hahaha, i'm very unaustralian. i also understand not being able to swallow it, it took me years to get used to the taste! :)

[jasabelle1]

dude this was out in my birthday cool

[wally546]

poor dale

[shamrin705]

Heather's father really makes this video twice as hilarious.

[leland321]

so when do we get to meet her brother and mother?

[JustMeLittleMc]

its kinda entertaining to press 7 really fast

[DevilRebellion]

3:32

"It's a ding dong, Dad."

"It's a dick fuck, yes."

LMAO PRICELESS!!!

[PaytonGPettet]

I SAW U ON THE TV :D I WAS LIKE OMG!!!!!!

[loveanime101]

Heather and her father are fuckin' rad.

[DevilRebellion]

I swear, that father is one of the best characters to hit the internet. He's got this special voice. A trademark.

[nightmareonelmstree1]

"I got this sign 'gays go down' on me" + Heather = Priceless reaction

[wwood14]

I hope you guys bought some silver.. Anyway, wasn't Heather in that adult movie take off of 'Resident Evil' , called 'Resident Beaver'??? Was it Resident Beaver 3, I'm not sure..??

[SomedayWellFly]

@HazelSmurf I thought the same thing, too, but it was actually him saying "Heather" in a really weird voice. If you listen closely, it actually kinda sounds like he's saying "Heada."

[creationlist]

i love this

[TheGreatCowBeast]

its a dick fuck

[Alekseyev]

true blood twinkies, classic

[HazelSmurf]

Did anybody notice he called her Hannah when her name is Heather? lmfaoo

[RabidBunnySlippers]

@HazelSmurf

It was his accent

[HazelSmurf]

who the fuck is Ted Hagger?

[shatwood]

@HazelSmurf

really?! Watch the news, bro. That was a hilarious line.

[TwoCullensAndAJonas]

are you doing more vids?

[LimeGreenWolf]

that australian beer is horrible!!!

[ObviousSockPuppet231]

The actor playing Heather's dad reminds me of Dick Miller, veteran of many Corman and Dante films...this is a compliment.

More?

[wwood14]

So, what's your favorite vampire movie??

[shoppingaccount415]

Oh, thanks you Heather for crawling across the floor to get your laptop! I've missed you so much!

[anothrony]

"Dad, are you trying to tell me that we just spent 364 days in the fucking closet because there was one gay protester on our lawn?"

Bwahahahahaha

[wwood14]

You called a Dingdong a F#cklug..  Good job.. So can Heather do oral on a guy without bleeding him out?? that's scarry!

[DoAnnoyMonaAlways]

MORE Heather VLOg!!!

[jazzyaz123]

Is that her real dad?

[mixedgirlzrock14]

Heather! You were on a Colgate commercial!!!!

[crazyyungsta08]

@now i know im not the only one lol

[Usagisxlove]

"Oh my god! dad! ...the Christmas tree's still up. It's beautiful." ROFLMAO

[DeadlyHearts]

I realised it was her on Buffy the other day too. I freaked haha.

I was like "I KNEW YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR!".

so jealous!

[tintaverde]

saw "heather" on buffy! lol

[MagicianIshtar]

xD I´m so in love with Heather the Vampire!!!!!

[houfoudou]

this really sucks....

[PeytonicPlague]

I saw her in " GraveDancers" the other day and I was like " saay whhhhaaattt?!" lol

[OhJeiArh]

Hmm, no wonder I like Twinkies so much.

[DraculHemming]

heh... talk about crazy.

[wicanman]

I MISSED YOU

[vcval]

lol fosters beer is for the tourist each state has there own beer in Australia but the one thing all states and territories agree on is fosters is shit

[DARKmirror70]

Pwahahahaha :)

[summer0rawks0]

why did he call her Hannah?:((

[RukiaBlue]

Yes. There is a family called "The Gays", you dumb ass protester.

[sharall]

OK heather, we love you, you know it, we know it, we need more!!!!

[AJnWonderland]

I want more gahd damn it!!

[TaylorsTVWorld]

i wanna c more!!!! :(

[nachoramirezz]

miss you... so happy you and your dad are back.

[jashinsama136]

funniest thing ever. is this about those gay protesters in, i think it was Kentucky, or something? i fucken hate those basters. came and protested at my best mates funereally....

[SuperParamore7]

@jashinsama136 Those Westboro Baptist people? Yeah, they all need to die, they're fuckin assholes!

[hendrixnow]

COLGATE I LOVE U BABY

[BKStarlet08]

HAHAHAHAHA 5:00 i said OOH THEY STILL HAVE THEIR CHRISTMAS TREE UP! HOW PRETTY! 5:05 heather says the same thing! lmao!

[HoneyBunnyGurlz]

HAHAHAHAHA OMG FUCK LUCK DICK FUCK LOLZ OH GOD TO FUNNY

[Silonex1]

poor dad, i feel sorry for him. spending one F****ING teenager for a year inn a closet.

[Zqdg77]

Funny as hell

[bosome110702]

yessssssssssssssss finally

[HayleyHarrison17]

KEEP IT UP!! Heather's vlog is the BESSSSSTTTTTTT.

[susiesan]

Did you sneak out of the closet and take part in a toothpaste commercial?

[lovelysara1222]

i like watching this cause my dad and heathers dad are a lot like each other

[cloudchaser07]

this is all summed up at 1 :48

[squeed101]

what the balls is this

[ipodtouchgirl22]

haha this is funny

[adsweaty]

sir, are you insinuating that Barrack Obama is a vampire?

[kimber6478]

Are you sure shes not cheryl cole?... She looks a lot like her -- Thats a compliment xxx

[wickedwizard22]

YAY! SHE'S BACK!

[AdrianXIV]

how come this didnt show up in my subscriptions?

[missbaileybear13]

YAY! HEATHER IS BACK!

[Rockyeeful]

i still dont understand this video.

[daveyhavok08]

Does Colgate know you are a vampire ? lol

[erosvamp1]

its awesome that your back. we missed ya. wb T,T You all ways me smile and giggle

[nivarus]

YAAAY you're alive!

[Between1andPretzle]

That God you're back I missed you so bad!

[brionystar]

LMFAO no, we don't drink that at all.

[Ash3070]

as an irish person i can safely say - our beer is great and lol "Gays go down on me" :D xx x 

[SEAFIGHT101]

fuckin love this shit

[willnickey]

where are you pointy teeth heather?

[zchris87v]

3:58 priceless facial expression

[SRHxHEROSx]

More videos

[chrissymay21]

heather is back!!! yay!!!!!:)

[venom567689]

It's true we don't drink Fosters

[xoannaox89]

Man I missed these vlogs! And the Dad is hilarious. There better be more videos.

[heatherflower21]

Love it! Fuck lucks... Ding dongs are now forever fuck lucks in my lifetime!

[meowsushi3477]

hahahahah!!! they spent a year in a closet.....because there was one gay protester....wow.

[littlepyro13]

moreeeeeeeeeeeee

[KevlarMannequin]

i liked it but the closet bit was drawn out a bit much.

[Seniorchubakens]

Lol. I miss these videos.

[autumnshaymartin]

when i saw megahn on a colgate commercial, i freaked the fuck out. i'm so glad things are going well for her.

[MrJosephSlaughter]

I missed you for soooo long :,) your so beautiful...

[MrJizzedinmypanties]

"huge mob of dicks and assholes"

[a2n2queen]

Well of course your Dad sucks, Heather. Your Dad is a vampire.