Introducing the Government-Backed DMV Automotive Repair Center!

[felpaluche]

Good move though.

[jwhitloctombraider]

lol `10 AM to 3 PM. Its like they are trying to make it to where you cant take your car. ... Wait a second..... I THINK IM ON TO SOMETHING

[bigseanjuan]

Warranties are pretty cheap now anyways.

[jubinizzle]

"Just take a number and fill out a simple form" -PSSHHH! Yeah fuckin right! There has to be more than meets the eye, I bet they gather alot of data on these sheeple. The DMV is just another broken govt. division, wasting the taxpayer's money on stupid shit!

Although, GM now stands for Govt. Motors, and it should come as no surprise that all GM vehicles now come standard with OnStar. How convenient! Now if you are deemed an enemy of the state, they will just lock you in your car and shut if off

[MUSSAHCAN]

The DMV is nothing but a Racketeering Enterprise! Criminal charges have a Statute of Limitations but not DMV Fines or Penalties! Due Process weather at DMV, Parking Violation or Moving Violation Court is all Fraud under Due Process Laws and the U.S. Constitution! The DMV which is not a State Agency but a private Family who has the Albany Legislatures in its Pocket! Name one case where DMV was successfully sued for Fraud! What a Racket makes Madoff look like St. Pete!

[ThePrinceofRabbits]

Introducing the Government-Backed DMV Automotive Repair Center!

[inserto1000]

So is Government Motors still around? Sure I see the occasional old model on the roads, but I don't think I saw any new ones for a while.

[MarcusCMarcellus]

This is great. The only thing missing was a shot of Patty and Selma from the Simpsons behind their DMV counter.

[zabiq]

haha great

[TheLiberalssuckdick]

the government did a good job banking up mortgages that banking up Automobiles is only another great fucking idea.

Hopefully we survive until 2010.

[tnekkc]

That is so upbeat.

It captures the spirit that we need for hope and change.

Can I get a plastic Obama for the dashboard?

[cyberuga]

That's somewhat oxymoronic, no?

[mixerd0822]

why would britain invade canada???????Im lost>

[evramos70]

We can call it "The socialist Cruiser"

Once the Govt owns the car companies and banks and then more and more we will all have Govt. jobs and then we can have big parades where we all march like N. Korea.

Ooooh, can't wait.

[xj2yzz]

If capitalism didnt fuck up so bad the government wouldnt have to take it over.

[big9buckin9chicken2]

"Capitalism should not be condemned, since we haven't had capitalism."

-Ron Paul

The government doesn't need to take over "capitalism fuck ups" for our economy to be successful. Our government is full of power hungry morons who have implemented socialistic strategies as soon as the founding fathers weren't there to run the country correctly. Take a class on Austrian economics.

[mammuru]

Oh yeah, more people need to take Austrian economic classes...But also even more people need to take a basic economic class in macro and micro before opening their faces :/

[jmelkis]

Actually, Austrian economics is known for being very common sense oriented and is easy to understand. That's why it gets ridiculed by economists. Yet, the Austrians have been proven right time and time again, especially lately.

[theOlLineRebel]

Capitalism was fine. It was fascist socialism - because that's what "regulating" businesses into the ground means - that did as you so nicely put it. We have been fascist for years. Good going, liberal communist traitors.

[xj2yzz]

We had unregulated capitalism and it was called slavery,want us to go back to that?sounds like it.

laissez-faire fair capitalism was practice at that time where slaves were bought and sold given no rights.

[theOlLineRebel]

NO, COMMUNISM as you love IS by definition slavery. When are you America-hating jerks going to get that through your heads? Stop being absurd and use common sense.

Read up on capitalism. Where does it say anything about "slavery"? So they messed up a bit and cut out some people. That doesn't make "capitalism" evil. It is COMMUNISM that is EVIL.

[theOlLineRebel]

All you liberals harp on is how HORRIBLE the US is. Get over it and stop being absurd; the US is the greatest governmental gift God ever gave this world, as millions of various colors can attest - and have, with their FEET. Those people have more common sense than home-grown self-flagellators like you. Do us all a favor and take the plane back where THEY came from, and stop complaining about home and go somewhere you admire so much.

[xj2yzz]

Its not the govment its the members of the govment like the republicans support for Bushs ownership society,you know the people with the money own everything.

If you dont have money,you dont own anything.

[theOlLineRebel]

Oh, that's right - communists don't believe in ownership.

Well, go ahead and become communist and see how you're all equally POOR. You won't have squat.

Cut out the envy and just concentrate on getting your own stuff. It CAN and HAS been done. I can't understand you people who can't see that.

WE ARE NOT A CASTE-CLASS SOCIETY. COMMUNISTS TRY TO MAKE IT SO WHERE NONE EXISTS - AND IN THE PROCESS, *ALL* WILL BE POOR.

Boy, that's comforting.

[jmelkis]

People have no idea how good they have it. In fact, they are lazy, apathetic, spoiled brat self-righteous jerks in comparison with their ancestors. I learned how awesome our society is by studying other societies, in particular medieval European society. Our society is quite wealthy and enlightened in comparison.

[keyboardcatmoon]

Since 1980 we have seen capitalism deregulated. Wealthy individuals getting tax cuts. Wealthy individuals being able to hide money overseas. People like Bernie Madoff getting away with schemes while the SEC enjoys their honeymoon. Rex Tillerson is the new Rockefeller, the new robber baron. The SEC needs to be stronger, not weaker. Freedom creates greed.

[xj2yzz]

Yes but we know this for a fact,when the sheriff is away the criminals will play.Lets hope the republicans finally realize that.

[SKUNKBALLScom]

You still think there's a difference between right and left? They are all whored out to the same big corporations, watch the movie on youtube, "Fall of the Republic" it will show you what's going on.

[theOlLineRebel]

Please go to Cuba and stay there. Why must you communists insist on changing our part of the world rather than just going right to your paradises? (Which WE let you do, unlike your communist paradises, ironically.)

Freedom - how can you even denigrate it? - creates PROSPERITY.

[jmelkis]

Slavery predates capitalism by several millenia. Capitalism actually contributed in a major way to the abolition of slavery.

[TexasGuy09]

Democrats are Marxists.

[sogairborne]

I'm not sure it will be this simple! lol

[plusaf]

been there, done that, Kaiser was great.

now in NC... two local hospitals wanted to expand and add beds for patients.... government wouldn't let them... something about not wanting competition.

fracking morons.

[herbs814]

Government scums everything it touches.

And too many people think the answer...

Is to give government more power to screw us.

[jbryant13]

Obama/Marx 2012

[BrainDeadRepublican]

The Labour Charter of 1927, by the Grand Council of Fascism, in article 7: "The corporative State considers private initiative, in the field of production, as the most efficient and useful instrument of the Nation", and in article 9: "State intervention in economic production may take place only where private initiative is lacking or is insufficient, or when are at stakes the political interest of the State. This intervention may take the form of control, encouragement or direct management."

[mikeoxhuge]

Socialism/Communism is a dish best served post cold war?

W.T.F

If a Corporation did not take necessary means to secure thier position in a turbulent economy, then let them fail.

Plenty of Indians to take thier place right!

Why does Big Government need to bail everybody out for the price of the next mans soul.

W.T.F

[qunniq]

its the sad course of history.

revolution-democracy-totalaris­m/socialism/communism-get conqured-revoltuion

[scola91660]

The way to get the government out of private industry is to begin doing things like refusing to buy GM and Chrysler products until the government gets out of the auto industry. Additionally, we can begin to pull our cash out of banks that have the government as the largest shareholder. Taking actions like this can restore capitalism to this increasingly socialist country.

[AnomalousGenetics]

Obama is usurping the financial and auto industries so that government can eventually run every part of the country; Moreover, run by career politicians. Term limits on all politicians now. The country needs to weed out the Marxist politicians before the great experiment of our nation fails.

[danimal9579]

This is BS...let them fail already

[HeadTater]

This is BS. However, I think that if were to let them fail, they wouldn't. That would put the scare into the companies (knowing that they have to safety net). Then, they would fix their situation or die. I don't know, Chrysler might fail, but they are fixin' to do that even with government aid and that garbage with Fiat.

[thorn242]

I didnt know quite what the word "sevice" meant untill i heard two farmers talking about a getting a bull to "service" his cows....now i know what "sevice" means

[spurlock23]

"Sissenter?" Did you mean "dissenters?"

[bshenfield]

My, aren't you the clever one.

[spurlock23]

Most conservatives were never happy about past spending, believe it or not, but just WHO is spending the trillions now...and who is shifting the war to a far uglier, pricier, and more difficult conflict in Afghanistan on EXACTLY the same timetable for leaving Iraq that his predecessor had proposed?

[bshenfield]

Does it make any difference at all to you that Afghanistan was the source of the 9/11 terrorists, and Iraq was not? You sure were happy about blowing THAT trillion!

The people spending the trillions now are the ones who won the election. If you want to whine, do it about a specific expenditure, not some guy's video vision of the future.

[Amy31415]

Actually, half of the alleged hijackers were from Saudi Arabia.

[MooseOfReason]

I just found a USA Today article that says 15 of the 19 were from Saudi Arabia.

"Previously, Saudi Arabia had said the citizenship of 15 of the 19 hijackers was in doubt despite U.S. insistence they were Saudis."

So despite 'insisting' that they were Saudis, we insisted on invading Afghanistan. I don't know, Amy, does that make sense to you? ;)

[qunniq]

wow your so smart! you should be making our policies.

if i join the taliban and attack britan does britian attack usa because im a us citizen?

[MooseOfReason]

qunniq, I don't understand the need for sarcasm. But that makes sense, doesn't it?

According to our policymakers, in your example, Britain should theoretically invade Canada.

[WelshLibertarian]

I see your point, but that wouldn't happen. I mean the Queen of the United Kingdom (Elizabeth II) would have to sign a declaration of war against Canada and the Queen of Canada (Elizabeth II) would have to sign a declaration of war against the United Kingdom. Then again stranger things have happened. Like America invading Afghanistan for an attack carried out by mainly Saudis.

[TomCatScat1]

HELLOOOO bshenfield! Most of the hijackers were Saudi's!!! Get a clue lib!

[BANLON45]

BSFIELD OUR AN IDIOT...no experience in life...a young stupid man, i bet

[bshenfield]

I am a 45 year old owner of two businesses, who by the way can spell. Got a point, or just an illiterate insult?

[spurlock23]

IS THIS ALL YOU RIGHT-WINGERS WORRY ABOUT?

No way. It's just that there is SO MUCH to worry about as more government is proposed as the solution to every problem in our lives, that humor is the healthiest way to cope with the anxiety. Makes me furious the way Obama loves to stress that he won and has the mandate to do whatever he wants, when 45.7% of the country--that's 59,934,814 of us--DIDN'T agree to see America as we've always known it dismantled and converted to, yes, socialism.

[bshenfield]

Makes you furious that you lost? That is called democracy. You won last time and got to continue your trillion dollar boondogle in Iraq, and called sissenter treasonous. Now you whine when you lose, and act, dare I say it, treasonous. Grow up, grow a pair and lose the "anxiety".

[brokerdavelhr]

Well, our forefather's referred to this country as a constitutional republic. Nowhere is the word democracy mentioned in the constitution. They also referred to democracy as the tyrannical rule of the masses. As for treason, I would say that selling out ones country to China and private banks qualifies just as much as a false war. You may be okay with this, but I am not, and neither is my son who will be footing the bill for ignorant spending.

[bshenfield]

Is this all you right-wingers worry about? Did you stop to think that if you let your god (the free market) have it's way, these companies would go broke and there would be NO warranty.

No you don't, you just make up hypothetical futures and yell "Socialism". WHat a pathetic bunch of losers.

[HouseInVisus]

You're kidding right?

[jabbamagnus]

Funny stuff. But scary!

[Jcabartlett]

Good video.

[superal17]

One word....Socialism...

[Jmbabcock88]

'Cause we all know how much fun fun fun going to the DMV is now don't we! And hey.. that government housing isn't THAT bad.. right?

[Ridgway55]

As good as gobernment cheese. LOL

[Relda999]

is that all?? I mean really!

[StanleyKu]

They need to do one on building permits. This was hilarious!

[icegryphon]

Wonderful sarcasm is wonderful and sarcastic.

[cjkallgren]

The Government running the auto industry. Pleeaase! Detroit doesn't need any more incompetince on the payroll, we have enough already.

[pastorgeorgec]

Can you imagine what the health care will be like?

[DukeCLR]

That is exactly what I was going to say. Maybe some creative person coud don a video like this about helth care.

[mox386]

I bought the damn thing because of the lifetime powertrain (up to 4 million miles) warranty. I won't be keeping it if it doesn't have this backing, and I won't be trusting any auto manufacturer again. This is different than lack of trust for dealerships, it hurts the brand. I'm not buying American again!

[americansforfreedom]

How sad that you would throw out all American cars because of GMs problems. Ford didn't take any bail out money at all. Why do people so easily turn their backs on America?

[TruckingAtlasfilm]

HAHAHA !!! LMAO !!! Imagine That! X D Gunney

[1madmartagan1]

Because Ford said they didn't need or want any bailout money...

Something strange about that, we subsidize the companies that are losers, but the company that isn't sucking on the taxpayer teat gets screwed...

[mike46278]

To catholics4mccain08 - Ford did not take any bail out money..yet.  So the gov't won't back the warranty. Very bad deal - let these companies go to Chapter 11, and come out strong.

[Dustyluvluv]

It would be funny if it werent so true...

[chernmax]

This isn't nothing compared to the shit storm of universal heath care. The Government runs Medicaid and if that system has wide spread corruption and abuse of services, should be about a Trillion times worse!!!

[TuxLady]

When I was a kid, my Mom told me not to make fun of retarded kids because it just wasn't fair. I think that applies to Obama, too. But, what the heck, Mom isn't here, so I am going to pimp "The Big O" on this one.

[gtq838]

lol, I don't know if I'm laughing at you or with you but all of what you said was fucking halarious

[ssbmsb]

This is oh so true!! I'm glad I don't have to buy a new car for awhile. I am just going to keep getting mine fixed!

[TexasLady04]

I am unemployed and had knee surgery that didn't work. I have a Texas Gold card. I go to a clinic and pay a fee based on income..I have kidney problems and have been waiting for four months to see a urologist in Houston. Appt is May 12. Welcome to socialized medicine.

[MyGhostBox]

If you want to hear sounds from hell or purgatory, listen to my videos. They are real! The DMV must be located there.

[provisional1026]

And these are the people that want to control and dictate your health care.

These are the same people that brought you the Tax Code ! !

The Management Team of Automotive Experts is too much. Get Barney Frank and Chris Dodd to change your oil.

[CounterRevolutionary]

I ain't letting Barney Frank go anywhere near my tail pipe.

[sfstew]

Relax....if you're older than 15, he's not interested in you.

[CounterRevolutionary]

lololol!!!

[sfstew]

Seriously - search 'Franklin coverup'.

But come to think of it, I guess he likes them a little older now. His 'spouse' used to be the head of Fannie Mae...

So maybe you had it right! I wouldn't take any chances...

[CounterRevolutionary]

Franklin coverup - that was where the Boy's Club in Omaha has farming out troubled youth to politicians for gay, drug fueled orgies, right?

[sfstew]

Not precisely - it was the Boys' Ranch - kids with nowhere else to go. And they also abducted boys (search 'Johnny Gosch') randomly. Paul Bonacci named Barney Frank by NAME in Congressional hearings - but Frank had so much dirt on others that they wouldn't go after him in case he exposed all of them. (Repubs and Dems were ALL dirty)

But - what you said is....'close enough for government work' as they say. Wink wink.

[provisional1026]

The government can not stop or find illegal's. AMTRAK runs like a breeze and the Post Office rates go up again in May. Have you ever tried to phone a medicare or social security office? How many of you would rather have dental work than go to the DMV? Going to the local social security office is like going to the DMV only they have armed security.

And these are the people that want to control and dictate your health care.

[opiumthoughts]

Thats what national healthcares gonna look also. Cant wait!!!!

[TwentyEightDaysLater]

LOL @ crappy mic. quality.

[califsucks]

If its being done right it's probably not being done by the Obama government

[cgraham1930]

because him and all his silly democrat friends think it's a good idea for the federal government to own the controlling shares of GM and Chrysler, to stabilize the economy and all that nonsense. they ensured the people that their warranties will still be honored and taken care of...this spoof gives us the model of government efficiency and customer service we can expect.

[bbv4]

Don't watch much news do you?

[LeboD]

ahhh ... because he (Obama) fired the CEO of GM and the government (the Obama administration) has plans to "restructure" GM. He (Obama) also said that the government will now guarantee all GM car warranties. That's all.

[kcflood]

huh?

[CanonKingsbury]

Yep. "Government Motors"....great. Imagine your health-care being handled by the same morons. The compassion of the IRS, the rising costs of the Post Office and the efficiency of the DMV.

[riddex27]

Health Care is next!!!!!! Great video.

[rmsanche]

haha! Sir, you filled out the wrong form...Good thing I didn't buy an American car!

[warslane1986]

This shit is on FOX right now! Well if you need to reach any kind of private service... Para espanol uiprima el numero dos. For english remain on the line... All of our representatives are busy... 6 hours later: oooh we can't do this... you didn't purchase the right warranty package.

[hstryrepeats]

...and you think the government will do a better job?

[Sonofmanbearpig1]

Get ready for healthcare like this after Obamahole screws that up!

[DillonX]

Who pays to put out this crap?

[lowmank79]

you do.

[JCJ77]

windows movie maker comes with windows xp, the images can be right click saved from the web, you can make your own mp3 audio with windows sound recorder- it probably cost them $0.

[ryanintopeka]

getting your car worked on has nothing to do with Obama, you're all nuts.

[chessgame1960]

Worth a chuckle, yet, sadly, probably very close to accurate. Once giggly boy is put out of office the next administration will have a lot of work reversing most of giggles screw-ups. Either that or get yourself ready for revolution III.

[dudemanbearpig]

Great video!

[chevydriver1123]

People think going to the dealership is bad for auto work, just wait until the government steps in.

[thetimman00]

Just ask anyone who is in favor or more government whether they would prefer to use a public bathroom or a private one.

[Dosomethingright]

ROFL very true!!!

[bmtimv]

april fools

[MRAMX390]

You better believe that none of this crap will affect them (the government) in any way, shape, form, or fashion. Princess Pelosi and company would not have one minute of inconvenience !

[Raycheetah]

A great metaphor for socialized medicine. =^[.]^=

[jpbalkenende]

@Ray

IT REALLY IS!

Because US health care has admin cost running up to 25% (of a cost that is already twice as much as UHC) while UHC systems run from 3-8% in admin cost. The free market HMO system is such a bureaucratic mess that in fact actual bureaucrats can do a far better job.

[dudemanbearpig]

Except the US system ISN'T a free market system, and hasn't been for decades.

[jpbalkenende]

@bear

Yes but it is MORE free market, of course I had totally forgotten about the Milton Friedman's parabolical free market-efficiency curve where government intervention is more efficient than a halfway privatized system but not as efficient as a completely privatized system. Makes total sense!

[dirkbag22]

Demand that the government not do this... and while you're at it, don't fall for government health care either... damn you people, wake the f*** up!

[Jmbabcock88]

I'm awake! I'm so awake I can't sleep thinking of a politician doing my pap smear... you can't imagine the nightmares I am having. So yeah.. I'm AWAKE!

[RandyHaddock]

funny funny

[ghpatriot]

the government does a crappy job at everything it trys to do. This video is only funny because its true.

[walternyc]

ROFL !!!

[SirWinstonChurchill]

I've been to hell and I spell it... I spell it d-m-v

Anyone thats been there knows precisely what I mean

Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream

And if I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee - call it pointless

[CalifSunshine2008]

Imagine DMV medical care.......

[vllmer]

Yes! How about a health care version where you're told by the health board your treatment cannot be budgeted...due to little hope of success for too much money...just takes the place of the organizations that try to deny care now.

[Atheistplumber]

LOL!!!!!!

[whoo689]

Well, I guess Ford owners are shit outta luck. oh well

[SirWinstonChurchill]

Weren't they always?

[lambedan]

They will be the ones not waiting in the lines.

[whoo689]

LMAO! "Team of automotive experts" I wouldn't give money to Nancy Pelosi or Harry Reid or any of those buffoons to even start the smallest business possible.

[TheStupidWhiteGuy]

"Soylent Green is really people! It's people!" How long before I have to scream that from the rooftops?

[oodoodanoo]

This is a rip-off of this:

watch?v=fvkmYgDwrt8

[ghpatriot]

Aren't some Fords made in Mexico??? American... LOL

[edzo4]

yeah the ones that aren't made in Canada

[S1apSh0es]

Speaking of which, why do they have plants in Canada? Don't the Canadians have the same standard of living as US citizens and require the same amount of pay as Americans?

[AKlover]

Prophetic I bet.

[jcruenv]

Can't wait for the Obama Healthcare video.

[MiaZgra]

I'm so glad we drive Fords. I love my Ford. I love the fact that they didn't have to be bailed out and bought by the government!

Buy American. Buy Ford!

[plusaf]

owned a ford once... a bad design of a $1 part cost me $200 in labor for replacement without so much as an apology. and a $50 heater core cost $400 in labor for replacement.... on a 30,000 car..... my Prius is at about 48,000 and hasn't needed anthing more than oil changes and alignment checks.

been there, done that, graduated from it.

[r3dredwine]

Thats government for you! LOL

[MooseOfReason]

Boy, when Hillary talked about a "3:00 AM phone call", I wouldn't have guessed it would be to report an odd noise coming from the hood.

[jefcostellox]

Closed for Caesar Salad Chavez day! WTF!!!!

That greasebag has nothing to do with the DMV.

[incrediblemulk42]

Monday through Thursday? Around here they only provide service on one day a week.

[proithero]

This is awesome, great video Reason!

[grraadd]

You really can see future :-)