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  • And that's the difference between an atheist and a believer...

    The atheists prediction becomes true :D

  • perfect timing for this video...

  • im from the future steve jobs dies

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  • @olwerXL i think your a fucking idiot for one using the word "fag" and calling someone a "fag" for making a choice and having an opinion that doesn't comply with yours!, fuck mac haters, fuck windows haters. in the end its just a fucking computer or phone that you find reliable for your own reasons

  • I bet all the dislikes came after he died. Man, people are stupid

  • 10 years ago we had steve jobs, bob hope and johnny cash. now we have no jobs, no hope, no cash and justin bieber

  • @punkrocker539 Well we better not lose Kevin Bacon. All hell will break loose without Bacon. :)

  • @punkrocker539 that tickled me :D

  • i laughed so hard

  • "WELL BOO-HOO YA DEAD FUCK, I WANT TITTIES DAMN YOU!"

  • Watch it from your windows or android, simple

  • Your teeth are yellow

  • Cancer proves that an apple a day does not, in fact, keep the doctor away.

  • 2 months after this video, Jobs died.

  • This is what you get for not buying WebOS, Android or Windows Phone Mango.

  • Apple also constantly sues Samsung to try to get them to stop selling phones and tablets.

  • Steve Jobs was a douchebag.

  • New Product from Apple ICasket coming soon!

  • Sorry, I can't fucking click that shit.

  • That's what you get for buying apple.

  • I F*cking love this guy!!

  • making fun of a dead man is not cool ...

  • @ThePASBERUK He died like, two months AFTER this video was done and uploaded.

  • @Kelthuzad5 I smell a conspiracy..

  • @ThePASBERUK Well, i guess it's NOT okay to make fun of Hitler, or Saddam Hussein.

    Or Jesus.

  • @iKaylind , oh yeah you should because respecting dead people is more mature and humanity

  • @ThePASBERUK Why the fuck would you respect the dead? What, you think they give a fuck if you make fun of them? You realise that they completely cease to exist, right? Also, this was made before he died, so saying you should respect the dead has absolutely no meaning on this video.

  • @oBLACKIECHANoo , imagine your dad in this situation and someone make fun of your dead father , what is your reaction ?

  • @ThePASBERUK I wouldn't care, because I would know it's a joke. And I certainly wouldn't give a fuck, if that was months before he did die, like this video.

  • @iKaylind Jesus did not exist, so he never died, therefore that makes no sense.

  • @oBLACKIECHANoo I was being hypothetical. It was a joke.

    Smartass.

  • dosent google has the same mentality as far as porn goes?

    You cant make money with google adds if you have adult content on your website

  • It's funny cause he is dead.

  • He wants tities? I'm sure he has tits. Just look at that fat fuck!

    I also agree with him. Fuck Steve Jobs! I hope he burns in hell!

    Wait a minute... I'm an atheist?!?

  • Steve Jobs gave money to charity anonymously.

  • @ZaydTalks if it was anonymously, how do you know?!

  • why so many dislikes???

  • @DisturbedZelda It's the Christians that don't care about the video, but about the user.

  • He didn't donate to charity because he believed that most of the money doesn't really make it to the cause only some single digit percent of it, which is a good point. I'm not against charity, but I won't go out of my way to regularly give to it. If my school has some donation drive I donate, that's it.

  • This is so much funnier now that he's actually dead.

  • @void110 Oh god I know, I couldn't fucking breath.

  • Steve is dead, no more JOBS at apple...

  • There's this app called "Hot girls big beautiful tits", too bad for all you iPhonefags that it's only available on Android market.

  • BIG TITTY APP YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH

  • holy fuck

  • @buzzy0016 Cuz he talks so much shit about eveyone even Jesus

  • i tought this was incredibly entertaining,despite the fact that steve jobs died......

  • Lol this guy is callin steve jobs ugly?! HAS THID GUY SEEN HIMSELF ON A FKIN MIRROR? HES FATASSS GERMAN DIRTY TROLL FACE ANNOYIN PIECE OF SHIT

  • @Max4Z You seem mad.

  • @Max4Z lol ur fucking stupid^^ god doesnt exist. Get over it brohan

  • @MsMiker1 u sound like someone who speaks out of his fat a ss gtfo

  • @Max4Z not german, not trolling, not annoying, u mad?

  • I watched this video 4 months ago and there were no where near the amount of dislikes it has today.

    This video was made 2 months before he died, yet I love the fact that there are people watching this and are thumbing it down as he is now dead, fucking idiots..

    Little too soon TJ? Oh wait, I mean a little too early!

  • Steve Jobs: Became a hipster and sold stolen ideas; praised by media as jesus of computing. Dennis Ritchie: Invent the C programming language(the foundation for all modern computing) and the UNIX system(the base of all apple systems); completely ignored. I'm not saying Steve Jobs was bad, I'm saying Steve Jobs lived and unfair life(because thats how life goes) and he was an asshole and he stole fucking money from his "friend" to start Apple and then he stole ideas from other friends >:(

  • The apple kids will rage, I'm also glad that smug asshole is dead. Telling people what you can and can't do on the shit you sell them. Just get an Android...

  • GOD you're ugly -.-

  • AWKWARD THAT HE DIED YOU FOOL FUCK YOU HE DID MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER DO.

  • @NikSalZ22 He died after this video, plus steve jobs did nothing. He made shitty products that could barely be used and he had other people invent everything then he pocketed the money.

  • @Guthixpwnsyou Oh well did you know you can DELETE a video on youtube? This bitch could easily do that and be respectful of someone who recently died. Like the saying, this is too soon and should be removed. And whether you want to admit it or not creating the ipod, iphone, imacbook, imacair, and working for pixar is a pretty fucking big deal. What have you done? Next time you call steve jobs useless look at all the people working at apple stores and at least be thankful that he created jobs.

  • @NikSalZ22

    Steve jobs treated his workers like shit, invented nothing but had others do it for him and took the credit. He invented a half-decent phone, started the plague of horrible computers known as tablets, and made the mac which ever since game companies started converting their shit to mac has made modding a nightmare since mac compatible or even mac only games can't really be modded.

    Also, you wanna tell me "what have you done?" you haven't done anything more so don't talk.

  • @Guthixpwnsyou

    True & False

    StevenWozniak was the real brains behind Apple & should get credit

    but, Steve Jobs was a good idea man & a good CEO

    it is typical Western culture that puts CEO's above Inventors & Brains

    of course CEO's matter

    but, Steven Wozniak should get the real credit.

  • Lol so true, such a fag that steve shit, google/android beats apple/iphone, y do they call them iphone, y can't they call it some thing decent rather than I this I that, ios is always the same shitty look, I have so much to argue about blow jobs (steve)

  • It's hilarious how many uncaring and insensitive cunts have been commenting on this. YOU HAVE ACHIEVED NOTHING. Steve Jobs changed the world, whether you like it or not, and you sit behind your keyboard spewing out shit about his death. When you die, NO-ONE will remember you, because you haven't done anything worthy of recognition, and you aren't likely to. Fuck you. Fuck the haters.

  • Bill Gates is the hero.

    Steve Jobs can go and fuck himself (in his grave HAHAHAHAH)

  • @Zomnificent and who the fuck are you to say what is a good leader!? huh?

    A computer sciences technician? LMAO.

    And read, do not be ignorant. So Bill Gates and Jobs are not good leaders?

    come on.. study or do something useful, ignorant.

  • Now his job is pushin up daisies, mwahahaha

  • agreed I have apple products, but I dont like steve jobs , just because he restricts us apple users so much. he does such a good job advertising, that all the apple fanboys will buy every new gadget he makes. take the ipad 2 for instance. the ipad 1 did not have a front facing camera, and then he releases the ipad 2 and acts like its a fricken huge step for mankind now because it has a front facing camera.like whoopdi the fuckin doo bitch it shouldve had it in the first place.

  • fuck you ginger retard 

  • @pepsgomes u mad bro?

  • You know, he made a video about how he appreciated Steve Jobs, obviously in this video he doesn't truly mean the offense. I mean, he may of at the time, but he doesn't seem to be too serious, and insulting a dead man is a bit wrong don't ya think? Especially because ti does take skill to be the CEO of a successful company. To think he was genuinely bad is arrogant of any of you, mainly because I doubt you have ever even spoken to him during his life.

  • Windows and PCs are easier to use than MACs, but MACs are overrated!

  • @WolfmotherSongs - Same here! I probably replayed that part with TJ making that lame joke like 30 times in a row! XD That snarky voice and cheeky face he makes when he delivers the line, along with the immature laugh afterward, makes it just perfect.

  • oh dear and Steve jobs died like a month after this? 

  • I respect Jobs. Because people have IDEAS and Jobs took ACTION and made them PRODUCTS.

  • It's not good to be happy that a person died " yeah that mother****** died," no, it's not good at all , we are not beasts. He did a great job about porn, yes that's true , kids these days got crazy about porn and not allowing those kind of apps is a step forward. Anyway, donnating not even a dollar to charity ..that's a shame , I couldn't believe that( how stupid and bad you must be to not donate a cent). I agree that Bill Gates is still the best and the creator of OS.

  • @Pr3DaToR15 wtf are you talking about, eliminating porn is reverting hormonally driven kids to resort to other means of satisfying that urge. possibly sneaking around and watching women change n shit. or practicing those acts more often since around 50% motivation for masturbation will be gone. u idot, keeping it around keeps the thoughts in the mind. i say that as someone who has taken psych courses galore.

  • @Woahimdead07 somehow you are right, but anyway, you can go watch them on your browser and you dont really need a app for that.

    That was my opinion so dont get mad bro.

  • @Pr3DaToR15 fair enough

  • ive never owned one of apple's products :S

  • @NotARacistRapist same, but i stole 2 ipods hahaha

  • Did you hear about his latest product, idied

  • @samuraipanda1

    No I didn't, what features does it have?

  • @samuraipanda1 well he had a iFuneral with people having iSorrow and now he lies in an iGrave.

  • @samuraipanda1 he made A video bout it

  • HOLY SHIT GUYS, STEVE IS DEAD NOW?!

  • @xBlake4 old news bruh.

  • Are you a wizard?

  • 2:09 ...Hah! You're psychic.. so, where can we find the app with his dead face between tits? I think I'd buy an iPhone JUST for that app. xD

  • hahahahaha thats awesome....... and now hes dead and its still not too soon!!!

  • props to TJ for not deleting this 

  • This is fucking retarded. Steve Jobs did a lot great things for the tech industry. Why do you need a porn"APP?" when there is more than enough porn all over the internet.

  • @TheMasterofganja Steve Jobs didn't do anything. He just bullied people that worked for him to do it. He didn't do any actual work other than money shit. He deserves no credit for anything. The man was a dick. Couldn't care less that he's gone.

  • @hvrock13 Where did you get that information from?

  • @lyricaltesting Just read his biography. It basically states he was a dick. I recall reading an article with an excerpt from the book, and it clearly stated that he had made people actually break down and cry with how he treated them. Yeah, real nice guy.

  • @hvrock13 "Steve Jobs didnt do anything" So who you are to say he did not do anything?

    Where are you? At highschool? Maybe an employer with minimum salary?

    Bill Gates bullied too, Hitler the same, and also each great leader.

    Sometimes you have to be cruel to be a good leader.

    Not a fatass unemployed in a PC.

  • @Universal1Cadete Steve Jobs, Bill Gates... and Hitler??? um... uuuummmm... Gates is a massive charity donor but still has way too much money, Jobs sucks, and Hitler was a mass murderer. let's just stick to the points please

  • @Universal1Cadete Who am I to say that? Why would I need to be any particular person? I don't need to be an expert at anything to know that other people did all of the work for him, and he just took credit for it because he imagined it. I've had a lot of ideas. None of them matter because they didn't have anyone to implement them. And if they were implemented, well, then the people that made it possible are the ones that actually did something. Jobs just used people as tools. He was worthless.

  • @hvrock13 You do not need to be a particular person? Well, you need to. You may do not need to be an expert, but you need to be at least smart enough to talk about someone like that. "Jobs just used people as tools". Well, may he did, but then the Doctor who saves someone do not deserves a shit, just the engineer who made the tools? Come on, that's bullshit.

    Maybe he was not a nice guy, but he did a lot of things, he made the first personal computer. I am pretty sure you are not even close.

  • @Universal1Cadete Did you really just make that idiotic comparison? Doctors go through years upon years of medical training so they can use those medical devices to save lives. They know just as much in their field as engineers do in theirs. They deserve credit, because they actually do their part of the work. Steve Jobs? He sat there and thought of ideas, then told people to make them happen. Anyone could do that. And I never claimed I was someone great. But actually, Wozniak made the first PC.

  • @Universal1Cadete You think Hitler was a good leader?

  • @Zomnificent Do you think he was not a good leader?

    OMG. Read my friend. TV is not a good source.

  • @Universal1Cadete A good leader doesn't leave his country utterly destroyed after 12 years of rule.

    A good leader doesn't have millions of people murdered.

    A good leader doesn't ignore his generals because he is dogmatic and arrogant about his own infallibility.

    Hitler was an effective speaker, not a good leader. There's a huge difference.

  • @hvrock13 Wrong, it was his ruthlessness that took apple to the top. He may not have done any physical work, but apple wouldn't be where it was if he wasn't there.

  • @ThatBritishGenius He didn't do work then. His personality was that of a dick. He wasn't working. He was just being himself, and people credited him for making Apple so great. Let's not forget he ruined his previous computer company, his own computer design, the Lisa, was a failure.. He did nothing. The people that deserve any credit are the people that he made work long and work hard, while he enjoyed a life of fame and money. Yeah, real great leader..

  • @hvrock13 He didn't ruin his Previous computer company? 'Next', as it was called, allowed the creation of the internet. Without Next, Apple would never have rehired Jobs and then gone on to become as successful as they are now. Nor would we of had Pixar to create some of the best animated films of all time. So again, He may not have been the inovator, like Segall or Wozniak. But he did, nonetheless, help get apple to where it is now.

  • @hvrock13 Also you say a life of Fame and Money, Yeah sure he was the Apple frontman, Due to his keynote speeches. But money? No. His salary is just $1 per year from apple. The money he did get, he didn't spend on luxurys. He practised Buddhism, which teaches to lead a life without necessary material goods.

  • @ThatBritishGenius I call total bullshit. Have you not seen the money he made from stock? And the numerous instances where he parked his Mercedes (which he replaced twice a year to avoid having to have a license plate) illegally in handicapped zones? That's not exactly living a life without unnecessary things. Plus, just the products he was involved with.. they are exactly what Buddhism would be against. Yet he owned them.

  • @hvrock13 oh really? Can I hear more

    (sry if I offend you, not so good at English sometimes)

  • @hvrock13 where did you hear or read all that bulshit?

  • @hvrock13 he didnt actually do anything other than money shit? that makes sense... seeing him and his co-worker built and designed the very first PC which is what all your products are copied from today, just because he was CEO and handled all the money... doesnt mean the guy didnt do anything. he was the life of computers today

  • @DeadCastout Uh, you're completely wrong. Woz did all the computer work. Jobs was just the salesman/business guy.

  • Too far. This was just purely a hate video... In the wrong time.

  • And then like a month later he died.

  • Interestingly enough, the porn I was downloading finished right as TJ was talking about porn, so it was hearing about porn while watching porn. It was like pornception.

  • Fuck Apple. Microsoft is WAY better, EVEN IN THE VIDEO GAME DEPARTMENT. It's sad when Halo is better than any game Apple can come up with.

  • @EliroX904 Apple doesnt have a game system.... And xbox games are made mostly with apple products, microsoft actually buys the most apple products.

  • @EliroX904

    1. Get Macbook

    2. Install windows

    3. ???

    4, PROFIT!

  • screw steve jobs we've got Bill Gates ........ all steve jobs ever did in his life time was to rip off stuff from creative people like Bill Gates n sell it as his own

  • I heard Steve Jobs was a real dick towards Bill Gates, after Gates openly said he supported what Steve Jobs and the Wizard of Woz were doing, by making their own OS, and Jobs said that Gates was an old washed up nerd or something.

  • Tj you know about product red iPods yeah

  • @VEHEMENTBLACK Yes, I am the one thats made. The fat disgusting pulsating vagina which has grown where the penis should have been, jsut managed to ruin a good joke.

    And really? "Your the one pmsing"!!! Really? That's your comeback.. Did you steal the Jem of an comeback from a five year old or are you that much of a little bitch?

    Plus don't say "U mad" when you really fail at insulting. And *you're.

  • @VEHEMENTBLACK -_- Yeah, no shit.. I was just making a joke. Good job at PMSing all over the place and ruining it.

  • You're fucking pathetic big boy. I'm not even saying this as some sort of a defend-apple-fanboyism sort of stuff. I'm actually not an Apple supporter.

    Do you really believe anyone gives a shit about what you say?

    You're so loud and stupid. You're the face of America. Be proud.

  • steve jobs also supported slavery

  • You get titties now.

  • The cool part is you don't have to change much to do a video about him dying

  • This confirms why my fucks were not flying the day that annoying turtle neck wearing fuck died

  • also he is very mean to his staff

    would scold them openly.....

    guess not everybody can stand him

    when back in apple in 1997, the 1st thing he do is cutting budgt for charity

  • Yeargh, now ya know why that old shithead is roastin' in HELL... : P

    If you had been honest to people and treated others fairly, then at least you'd been able to sleep well at night knowin' you didn't do anythin' wrong to nobody.

    But that shure wasn't the case with Steve Jobs tho, so he paid the ULTIMATE PRICE by losin' his LIFE and EVERYTHING ELSE he had!

    I just wonder how's he gonna spend all that 100+ billion he ripped offa poor innocent folks while he's six feet under?

  • I hope this video was just one big bad joke.

  • Im getting really distracted by your teeth... youd be an awsome zombie! :D

    And the Lord said "Let there be titties!" and he saw that the titties were good.

    He had the perfect name for a male prostitution... such a loss...

  • iBanana

  • Your hypocrisy is unmatched. Steve was ten times the man you ever were. All these people aren't here for your talent. Your talent is having no talent. All these viewers mean nothing. Sure they see a loud mouth and a false sense of confidence. But they don't believe it. Your whole act is making yourself look like shit. How dare you even consider stepping on the shadow of my generation's visionary. Stay on your little channel and stop trying to grasp people who are eons ahead of you. Bananafucker.

  • @cjackson013 Now, you'd have a point, perhaps if TJ and Steve Jobs were in the same category. You can't answer 'I THINK this guy is an asshole' with 'You can't have that opinion! It conflicts with my opinion! First amendment rights mean nothing! rararara!'. You sound like an idiot when you do that. You're basically saying 'You think he's an asshole for having millions of dollars, and being a tightwad? Well, I don't like your opinion, so I'm going to call you down for it'

  • @cjackson013 The thing is, TJ doesn't design hardware, he makes it a point, to make a point so to speak. Some might call TJ a philosopher, because he asks questions a lot of us already had in the back of our minds, but some of us were incapable of putting into words. Essentially, your comment might be valid, if say TJ was CEO of a fledgling computer manufacturing corporation, but sadly he isn't and so sadly, your comment is wholly invalid.

  • @cjackson013 Steve Jobs, had billions upon billions of dollars, and not a single dollar was given to charity once he came into that money. Hell if I had that much money, I'd keep some and give a lot of it away. Why? I suppose it's because I know what it's like to be looked down upon because you can't even afford to feed yourself. He dislikes Steve Jobs for a valid reason. You dislike him because he dislikes Steve Jobs for a valid reason. Which makes more sense?

  • @cjackson013 Brainless zealot. Off with you. Away. Smart people are talking.

    TAA has a respectable intellect, and asks excellent questions. His following is legitimate. Now begone.

  • @cjackson013 The sheer stupidity of your comment made my day. Thank you, lover of assholes. Sorry your leading asshole died.. oh wait. Im not sorry.

  • Disclaimer: Any likeness of lines of text in the below comment, to lines of text living or dead, is purely coincidental. No Steve Jobs were harmed in the making of this comment. Copyright Idon'tactuallyownaniphonebecau­seoverratedproductsbuiltforsoc­ialitescabsdon'tamusemeinanywa­y, 2011.

  • Then Steve Jobs actually dies. . . Let's wait for TJ to make a video about his new iPhone app: Steve Job's Dead Fucking Face, Squeezed Between Two Enormous Breasts, For Your Comedic Pleasure, or SJDFFQBTEBFYCP for short.

  • youre right man: fuck steve jobs!

  • I didn't know about Steve Job's anti-charity stance, nor his control over porn. Maybe he preferred to give to charity himself, instead of Apple giving it? Anyone know?

    As far as the YT comments go though, I think people start hating entrepeneurs and companies when they become mainstream. If Apple was still a small-to-medium sized struggling company everyone would be hailing it as an innovator, a creative "David" versus a bland corporate "Goliath". Everyone would be rooting for it.

  • If you're going to bash Apple you might as well be as half as smart as any engineer working there. Too bad you're not.

  • @mrabdrum why do people always need to make prerequisites before you bash something? No, you don't need to be a qualified anything to criticize something, hence freedom of speech.

  • You know, his death kind of sheds some light on the reason WHY he was so actively anti-charity and was against personal freedoms and all that. The conclusion I see is that Steve Jobs was a bitter asshole: once he knew he was dying he wanted to make this world less pleasant for those continuing to live after he was gone. There's no other explanation. He didn't even give money to cancer research which would at least be desperate self-interested philanthropy, he just resigned himself to grinchhood.

  • No apple product does any particular single thing that there wasn't some other product that would already do it. (grouping tools together in the one package does not count as a new tool)

    I also think that this video is only more apt now that he is dead because it underlines how when someone dies all of a sudden everyone loves them, there’s no reason why just because someone famous dies that everyone has to now love them and no one can say a bad word about them.

  • STEVE JOOOOOOOOOOOOBS.

    I probably rewound the first two seconds of this a hundred times before I watched the actual video.

    Awesome.

  • steve "rim" jobs.

  • Awkward at 2:09 

  • Haha, so awkward watching this now.

  • I have porn.... for my android

    (mad laugh in the backround)

  • It really shows how stupid you're if you happy when a great man is gone. Yeah, he was a legend!!! I also hate all the iShit he produced, but being happy when a human dies... well, it's not normal!

    Somehow you've got a point though.

  • fuck steve BLOWjobs

  • this is ironic??? sorry i'm a stupid youtuber that doesn't know the definition of irony so EXXXXXCUSE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • aaaaapppppleleee

  • I HATE APPLE for 100 reasons

  • I lol'd. Windows FTW

  • Apple can suck my fucking shit its all about windows 7 IT FUCKING RULES thumbs up for windows !!!!

  • @mfchaosfilms Nah, Apple's products are better quality. Even if the company is retarded, they still know how to make a damn good macbook.

  • apple fucking suck donkey shit

  • lol. I don't even buy the shitty products any more because I have no use for them and keep finding superior ones from others. Oh yes, I know the ifans are brainwashed by jobs to assume everything is the best, but that really has no bearing on it.

  • this dude needs to get laid

  • @modernOdigitus You fucking peice of shit don't say that before you attualy know he has got a girl friend BITCH !!!!

  • @mfchaosfilms listen you brown nose sack of shit.. just bend over and be his bitch.

    it doesn't take science to know this dude (taa) doesn't have pussy in his life. moron.

  • @modernOdigitus Well he has had girlfriends and has had sex and I know this because he said it in a video not because I'm a stalker which I'm not.