Hetalia flash- America at the Club

[MegaSislove]

Didn't france put bomps in the statue

[CuteBlackCatMaid]

Yes France. Americans ARE better than you because they shower and shave (I wax).

What were Scotland and Ireland doing?

[CelestiaLily]

Germany+Japan: I-IIII wouldn't do that if I were you!

They might be crazy & stupid, but they're also bored & nuts!!!

Me: Holy crap, so true! XD

[SYCHOBOUTANIME]

italy pops out and is like DU- the end. O-O

[animaelover77]

dont worry i got it :)

[jacobswolfgirl112]

What does Italy say at the end?

[redmamysara]

@jacobswolfgirl112 don't worry I got it!

[Mastakuia]

@jacobswolfgirl112 To understand that part, you have to watch the whole show. He said " dont worry, I got it" because he said that Italians always pay the tab, and always have a stack of one dollar bills-

[miyakominoka]

O my fudging god!! This was fudging perfect!!!!!!!!!!

[pinkrainbowcorn]

I bet the comedian watches hetalia

[Blackbeltgirl98]

"Once again we have fooled the Americans!" that made me crack up and I don't even like France that much XD

[12oct2000]

France...as evil as sways

[Redyetz]

Italy: DON'T WORRY, I GOT IT!

Italy: *At Lunch* How shall I thank them for the meal...?

[nurarikuo12]

I think the comedian is a huge fan of Hetalia.Thumbs up if you guys agree.

[TheVolcaloidLovahs]

@nurarikuo12 Copier. e3e

[heataliaisawesome]

thumbs up if you never get  top comment TT_TT

[TheVolcaloidLovahs]

@heataliaisawesome Just say something stupid. :3

[skatiedid11]

I've watched this so many times I say it along with it.

Friend: You have problems

Me:.... I DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS! I'M NOT CRAZY!

XD But seriously I don't :)

[1Animeyaoifangirl]

i'm going to use this a project

[heataliaisawesome]

this was fuckin made for hetalia

[Pokefan1195]

Israel is Turkey!?

[Kingdomheartsbabe101]

this was MADE for hetalia xDD thats epic!

[Kathythecat100]

russia looks so cute in this. RUSSA!!!!!!!!!!~

[Shadowmarioking]

America's so considerate...

[OwlEye2010]

I've never laughed this hard in my life so far! XXDD

[lostalex77]

Why is America so nice to France? France is a prick!!!

[ericamustang13]

@lostalex77 Cause he gave us Lady Liberty.

[simsgirlgem]

lol I believe mexico has a look now so will you make it with mexico now

[Dearhunter43]

Imagine Borat in Hetalia meeting America. OMG YES!!! Is nice

[chirinFinity]

*Click*

What's going on, eh? ;D

[Shilohlostlove]

"DUN WORRY I GOT IT!" made me fall out of my chair laughing.. XDD

[JustinLawFanGirl]

And Wales is the designated driver. Because he was the only UK nation not mentioned.

[chocolatekitten6]

i love italy at the end that was funny. that seems like something my friend would do

[KeikoSilver]

that's hilarious!

America: No, not you Canada. Does mom even know you're out? You're not supposed to be here.

Canada: D:

Poor Canada, it's okay, America's just trying to protect you.

[HatafutteParadeCHINA]

"What's up eh?"

"Uh... No, not you Canada. Does Mom even know you're out? Go home. You're not supposed to be here!"

[RattyKathy]

Gotta love Bret Ernst (comedian who did the joke) :)

[lee411911]

I swear... The comedian saying this is secretly a Hetalia fan. =w=

[TheSolidblade]

@picklesxrxkewl

Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol

[Kentaurosu]

I didn't understand why France was part of this... somebody can explain it to me ?

[RattyKathy]

@Kentaurosu Well, supposedly, France hates America. Not in Hetalia, in real life I believe. Don't take my word for it. I don't exactly know. But for the joke, he does. He doesn't like America and runs up a tab :)

[jasenYAM1039]

AAAWWWEESOME!

[suzang1]

Israel doesn't like America anymore = (

[bootsiethehamster]

Does mom even know your out? Lol XD

[Yoyo876i]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFTT This fits perfectly . Marry Me?XD

[Thisisseriouslyauser]

Italy: Don't worry I got it!

*turns to Germany*

Italy: Ve, Doitsu, can I have some cash?

[NAMIHATAKE6]

WE ARE LAZY AND STUPID = YES

WE ARE BORED AND NUTS= YES

THIS VID FTW= YES

[KunoichiKazuko]

those two people that disliked this were the terroist |:<

[lee411911]

This is so perfect I could die! o3o

[picklesxrxkewl]

I honestly didn't think it was that funny -.-

[Nux1100]

Win.

[Dearhunter43]

I dropped my laptop. It still works.

[tatulover6602]

Oh shit XDD That was pure win!!! XDD

[SnowingWolfGirl]

Oh hon poo poo? XD

[xxcloudsxxarexxfunxx]

yes, im doin shots w/my friend kelsea, zerby, and savannah @ the end of the bar, kelsea says we can take meh boyfriend and then my bro warns her not 2 :) 1 day this will happen 2 me in real life

[sasuke0491]

XD "you got i mate!' so australia <3 *faves*

[yinyanyofan1]

Seriously it's like Bret Ernst watches hetalia

[15HellGirl]

Japan: Yeah, I know they're lazy and stupid, but they're also bored and nuts.

America: XD -waving arms-

lol it's so~ true

[Paegodude]

this skit was made for Hetalia XD

[Luvlykitty96]

Does mom even know youre out? Go home canada! XD

[MrSwashbuckler101]

You goddamn fucking weeaboo.

[deideisgirl59]

poor Canada is not aloud to go to a night club =3

[panthersftw12]

When America was like "Uh, not you Canada" and pointed for Canada to go home I just about died laughing XD

[Hatsunemiku1997]

HOLY CRAP FRENCH RAPEFACE

[tibblez88]

i LOVE this joke and i was hoping someone did a video with it! thank you, you made my day...er night!

[VampireMoonLight78]

iTALY.... Don't worry i got it....LOL

[pxnxd68]

Be honest, we're young. We're known to get drunk, start shit and forget the next day conveniently.

[pxnxd68]

lazy, stupid, bored and nuts.

yep, that's America.

[pxnxd68]

We were all crowded around germany's phone when she showed us this and when Canada offered help I instantly turned to England and was like "Dammit Iggy, take better care of your kids!"

[Kanaizer]

This is epic. Dude doesn't even know what Hetalia is, and it all makes sense. xD

[ThinkTwiceTwice]

Just got done watching this on Comedy Central. Everyone who's seen Hetalia made this reference I'm sure.

[shadowkoizumi]

@ThinkTwiceTwice Same here I've never even seen Hetalia but I know how it is and thought of this when I saw it.

[oFlamesz]

WHERE DID FRANCE GO!?!?!

[RhythmParadise1]

Haha! Cute! ^_^

[TannerzBananerz]

Hahaha this is genius! XD

[256NatLiz]

1:08. Where's Iran?

[RyuuNoGin]

@256NatLiz

Conveniently offscreen >.>" (maybe Korea knocked them off the bar stool)

[256NatLiz]

@RyuuNoGin Alright.

[IamAwsomeYouAreNot]

i fricking loved it :D i'm gonna fricking add it :D

[xXxCozmicRainbowzxXx]

i remember watching this guy on tv!!!! this exact skit!!!! im ahead of teh crowd....

[xTsukiTsuki]

CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! FOREVER ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNEEEEEEEE­EE~~~~~~~~~~~~~ D':

[redvenWAFFLE]

OMG!!!!! I laughed so hard at this!!!! This is amazing and that guy has to have seen Hetalia!!!! XD

[LighttheHedgehogable]

I love Italy's part. "Don't worry, I gawt it!!"

[PastaForPookey]

HAHAHA!!!! Ohhh... no not you canada... does mom even know your out??

OMG!! this is totally perfect!!!!!

[baseballgirl1313]

Ohon hon hon~! France has a rape face! Ruuun america, run!

[BigCatBertha]

This guy hadn't seen hetalia has he??? So coincidental like Germany and Japan being together and stuff xD best ever

[Grisabella7]

@BigCatBertha You were joking right? :D

[kyostears89]

"You call those guns?!" Oh Vash XD

[ZurlaTheRamonEater]

This is awesome.

[PHotakuful]

America is so funny! 1:21 He's a cute little starfish! 1:44 That would be the 'annoyed older brother' look!

[Balto3Jenna]

THIS IS SO PERFECT. How has this guy NOT seen Hetalia? I mean Germany with Japan, 2/3 of the axis, China with Russia, 2/5 allies, and amerca, france, and england, the other 3; all in groups. . .Haha...HAHAHAHA...*random burst of maniac laughter* This will be awkward if it doesn't get top vote though ;P

[matthewtheinvisible]

Canada got into the club without America cause he can invisibly pass by with ease. "Mom" doesn't know he's there cause he is mistaked for America or isn't seen (another way of how he got in) Or he popped out of Frances cloak (also another).

[LadyRathannaFaceless]

OMFG.... this is sooo epic...

This dude's voice is one of few others that can capture the Alfred/America essence that Eric Vale does...

Not to mention it's friggin' right on for this and funny...

[lostalex77]

france is suck a D*Ck!!!!

[lostalex77]

@trollsandprincess i think you completely missed the premise of the joke...

[MyByakuran]

omg dizz is funny!!

[TheShadowChesireCat]

Australia wiiiiiiin!

[lostalex77]

@TheShadowChesireCat if there;s one thing you can say about the australian's it's that they are loyal!

[AliaTheMinipet]

Random Spain is random

[MsFamilyguy5]

omg! i saw this on tv and autimatically thought hetalia.i wanted to make one of these but i could never remember the name of the comedian. you, have won the internet.

[Taintedramen]

haha perfect!

[ArkhamResearchFiles]

xD I was actually about to make a flash for this myself when I watched it last night

[YesImDeidara]

America: CANADA?! Does mom even know your out, no then go home....

America: WHOS WITH ME?

Australia: Lets go mate....

America: England?

Australia: Lets go mate....

[crmtheanimefan]

lol poor Canada XD

[LavenderLiar]

I just saw this on t.v. and decided that it would be perfect for hetalia. I found this, and I was right. Five stars~~~ :D

[KunoichiKazuko]

canada go home mommy and daddy are both here... owo ill stay, JUST incase ok? -sneaks iggy alchol- yay daddy~ wears mommy? -w-

[WinterTopaz]

Okay there is no way that this guy isn't a Hetalia fan.

[forevergamergirl]

I laughed. SO. HARD.

[TMMLover555]

...

How can "mom" NOT know when he was standing right there the whole time?

You hetalia lovers know who I'm talking about.

[pokemongeke121]

My life is like hetalia. Not in comity but in ethnic grope because of my family

Dads side: new Zealand ( don't know what you call people from there )

Australian

South African

And Spanish

Mom side: Irish, Scottish, Italian, polish, Finnish, Nigerian, and Hungarian

It's sad because my grandparents yell at each other in a language i don't know but I just started speaking finnish, and japanese

[SuperClintEastwood]

@pokemongeke121 an ethnic grope? so your getting felt up by people from all those countries?

[pokemongeke121]

@SuperClintEastwood what do you mean ( im a little slow at time pleas dumb it down)

[SuperClintEastwood]

@pokemongeke121 grope is when someone grabs your privates or gets uncomfortably close to you. I'm just a dick that takes advantage of spelling errors lawl

[pokemongeke121]

@SuperClintEastwood OH SORRY I MENT GROUPS!!!! i spelled it wrong sorry for the mistake

[SuperClintEastwood]

@pokemongeke121 LOL it happens. Im just a dick when it comes to that stuff. Honestly i couldnt resist, sorry for being a prick ;P

[pokemongeke121]

@SuperClintEastwood XD its a-ok

[Balto3Jenna]

You sure this guy doesn't even SECRETLY watch Hetalia?

[Bellerrzz]

Why would we want England to leave? I wanna see some drunk Iggy<3

[256NatLiz]

@Bellerrzz We see drunk Britain.

[invadernicky123]

dude, this rocked!!!! Go AMERICA!!xD

france runs off. . . died of laughter!!!

[NiyuAruProductions]

THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS *wanted to make this myself but this is just as aweosme

[CripShat27]

I love how America was being so big-brother like to Canada! " Does mom even know you're out? Go home. You're not supposed to be here."

XD !

[breauna209]

France tricked the stupid Americans!

[KOREAlchemist]

I saw this on TV and thought "How can you not think Hetalia?"

This is awesome!

[AxAgent666]

Thats France's rape face! :)

[Hahacutie66]

the sadest thing is, that sounds like them rite thare LOL

[1drummergirl97]

Haha, I love how that guy probably hasn't even heard of Hetalia XD

(LOL I died when Canada came in XDDD)

[kamica0]

I love it XD YES!!!

[Ryuzakilover12]

@DemonKittenz For real?! Cuz My sister looks like China! xD

[DemonKittenz]

Funniness to the extreme!! japan looks a bit like my sister o.O!

[sphinxriddle4]

i think i raped the replay button

[xSeychelles]

CANADA GO HOME! XD

[narutoabridger16]

This joke was made for Hetalia!

[Faioliama]

FUCK YES O^O

I saw this the other day on Comedy Central and went "Holy shit that's so Hetalia and he doesn't even know it."

And then I started doing a manga of it XDDD

BUT I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS~

[TelephoninMeh]

@Faioliama Dude! I just saw it today, not ever 7 minutes ago xD I was like FUCK YEAH.

[zanpaktousymphony10]

you got it mate

[Jeanette1011]

8D Yay!!! I knew there was SOMETHING here...

[inuchic91]

"Let's be honest, were young. We've been known to get drunk, start some shit, and forget the next day, convenently. " XD

"Wha'ts going on, eh?"

". . . uhhh, no, not you Canada. Does mom even know your out? Go home, alright? Your not suppost to be here." D: You can drink with me Canada.

"DONT WORRY! I GOT IT!! ^_^" Oh Italy!

[kgmvp2153]

you forgot mexico

[zakswift]

@kgmvp2153 on the actual show they did say something about mexico they cut some of it

[lostalex77]

@kgmvp2153 mexico is one of the third world countries that can't get into the club i think.

[MixedYoukaiNinja]

haha XD

[AlmondRed]

omg, this was PERFECT xD

[Alchymyst02]

The only mistake was here Turkey should've been Israel, but still very funny stuff !

[cuddlywolfy]

"yeah i know they're lazy and stupid but their also bored and nutz" oh japan you have no idea xD

[AgentDemonEyes]

*dies*

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL~

Bret would make a gorgeous America VA. I swear. X3

[gaarasluvuer]

i swear he waches hetalia 24/7

great vid love frances rape face

[invaiderzen]

Hahaha us Americans. We are lazy, but we are bored and nuts. XD

[chocbreeze12]

I SWEAR THIS GUY HAS TO KNOW ABOUT HETALIA.

The french part, the part with NK, China, Russia, and Germany and Japan had me rofl`ing >3

[ProfessorsApprentice]

NO CANADA NOT YOU.

[PeppermintPolarBear]

LOL This is SO perfect for Hetalia!

Italy reminds me of Hamtaro at the end ^^;

[PhantomOfTheLibrary1]

XD this is GREAT! When I first saw the actual thing, I was watching it with my dad, and then this part came and I was like "Pfffttt!!" and burst out laughing. I literally could not stop until it was over XD great flash!

[fabriksbarn]

I LOVE Rapeface-France at the beginning ^__^

[maddy1st]

Ok I was gunna say you win a cookie, but no not good enough. The internet.....Nah Then It came to me! YOU WIN THE WORLD *Gives you world*

[TheMojoToTheAce]

@maddy1st Let me help you wrap that for 'em!!! :D

[Silver5008]

go home canada lolz X3

[SBGhenjin]

@Silver5008 NEVAH!!!!!!! XD

[yintsunami]

Lol I love this.

[MixedBag27]

This guy is sooo a Hetalian!

[SasukeCaramelldansen]

Isn't that Turkey or Egypt?

[RyuuNoGin]

@SasukeCaramelldansen It's Turkey

[sailormoonfan224]

Where can you find the full audio?

[RyuuNoGin]

@sailormoonfan224

I recorded it with my webcam, so there is no full audio save for the original stand-up

[sailormoonfan224]

@RyuuNoGin :(

[sailormoonfan224]

*starts to sing*

Proud to be an american, where at least i know i'm...lazy and stupid but also bored and nuts.

*shot*

[ilovetacosandhotdogs]

lol...i Laughed so hard i fell of my couch and hit my head on the coffe table (damn america and his coffe tables) and my friend was like WTF?? What the hell are you doin....me...i'm like *wheeze*" Hetalia *wheeze* Funny *wheeze* owww....*

[KayaAngelStudios]

whos to say Scotland isnt a girl??

My FC(fan character) Is scotland and shes a girl :(

GOOD ANIMATION THOUGH XD

[RyuuNoGin]

@KayaAngelStudios

Himaruya mentioned that Soctland was one of England's older brothers :\ There's just no official design

[KayaAngelStudios]

@RyuuNoGin oh well if theres no official art or design then i can use it XD

[JCgurl201]

WIN. :D

[ChibiNekoKatiaChan]

@JCgurl201 TOTALY WIN!!

its like they saw hetalia!! XDDD!!

[EnkaiNami]

America: Uh...no, not you Canada. Does Mom even know you're out? Go home; you're not even supposed to be here.

LMAO! That fit in so well.