Being "open to girls and guys" isn't new age, it's called being bisexual. Furthermore, it is extremely common, more common than being completely homosexual or completely heterosexual. So it's kind of stupid to make fun of it as if it never existed until recently. The fact is, most people are bisexual to some extent. This has been acknowledged by some cultures for centuries.
@shrikechan This isn't making fun of bisexuality as though it's never existed. Where on earth did you get that? Seems like this just flew way over your head. Or maybe you have no sense of humor because you're too busy PC patrolling.
As a "new ager" myself, I sometimes find it hard to listen to the over-the-top, superficial, lovey-duvy, flowery crap for very long...Unfortunately, there are way too many spiritual individuals who, for whatever reason(s) - choose not to progress beyond this superficial level, and into the soul-cleansing self-reflection, and cleansing their emotional baggage. Fear is a very powerful motivator to stay at this level of spirituality, but it can be very annoying to listen to for long periods lol
@MrO420o they do have shit christians say. and muslims and jews and black people and white people and gay people and pretty much anyone you can think of. it's funny because it makes fun of people's idea's of stereotypes. laughing at yourself is a good quality to have. (i'm totally new age lol)
That Vishnu tattoo one made me laugh! Reminded me of this new age-y girl who was a friend of mine. She was so into the Indian thing that she proudly announced in front of my (Indian) family that she was going to get an Om tattoo - which really pleased everyone. Then she went to show everyone where she was going to get it - a tramp stamp above her ass. My grandmother was horrified! :D
jeffery's shit new age guy vid is funny, but this is a little bit stupid. meditation is good, spirituallity is very important. humor is also good, laughing at things, me, you and others in love is good. but only very stupid and bad people laughing at spiritual people just because they don't understand what's going on this spaceship called planet in a solarsystem and that we're all gonna die some day and why, so stay tuned and tell me:
WHY ARE YOU GONNA DIE AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
@Wolvehammer I don't think anyone who wasn't at least a bit "new age" and "spiritual" would come here to watch this video and find it funny. you have to be able to see yourself or your friends in this in order to get the joke. i think you need to do some meditating with some peridot crystal to draw out your joy and humour.
hehe, it's like i said, the shit new age video of jefferey is funny, the video shit new age girs say is very funny. because it is really a joke. but this one here is just a bad copy with no sense of humor. not all new age people are gay :D
@Wolvehammer Different strokes for different folks! I really like the girls one, I like Jefferey's one a bit and I think this one is hilarious! Maybe it should be named "shit new age gays say" for people who have an issue with it! I don't, when I saw the girls video I didn't assume all new agers were girls, when I saw Jefferey's one I didn't assume all new-agers were men (or called Jefferey!) so why think they're implying they're all gay? But if something is making us laugh it's good day!! :-)
@spacecatmoonbeam this is the point i made, there is laughing with love within and theres laughing with fear:
there are three stages of truth - 1. ridicule 2. violent opposition 3. acceptance
thats why for me it is not true, that laughing is good per se. everyone know this from scooldays, laughing can be very evil and violent. this video here has not the heartly twinkling eye like jeffs video has. laughing at things that one does not understand is kindergarten and this is cruel.
@Wolvehammer i think maybe it's just triggering some wounds you have about your beliefs and how others perceive you. in the past i would have been triggered as well, because i am very much a new ager and very sensitive. however, these are genuinely funny and not mean spirited. it's not a commentary on true spirituality but on the quirky things people do. just relax and breathe deeply to release the wound.
@foxybox11@foxybox11 :) maybe, but not what i am talking about but rather about truth and kindness. ok the video is a funny but also dissing and slandering:
it mistakes that spirituality is new age shit, thats definitely wrong and very desinformativ. in a second step then it lumps all spiritual people together and measures them all with the same yardstick between ridicule and violent opposition.
there are many mind controlled people that would need our help and not our laugher.
@spacecatmoonbeam making you laugh at the price of misinformation and making fun of peoples beliefs, not cool.... I'm sure a lot of people would be pissed if i made a video called shit christian people say or shit muslim people say etc.
@MrO420o Whateves brother, I am a totally new age woman. I eat raw, have shamen necklaces and mallah beads, spend hours doing yoga, really interested in drum class, have crystals all over my house, talk to the universe, keep a gratitude journal, burn nag champa and sage, walk bare foot in my garden every morning whatever the weather...need I go on?? I thought this video was totally inoffensive and hilarious.Oh and I also have a gay son! Try wearing some peridot to rediscover your humour and joy.
@spacecatmoonbeam dont delve so much into happiness and joy and humor so that it makes you blind to the processes of the world and social justice fact is many people might mean well and many people like us may view this and laugh but many people also use this as reason(sometime even unknowingly) to put us into groups to rationalize our belief into something to be laughed at... i can become as spiritually conscious as i can be but that doesn't stop me from seeing the truth or fighting for it
@MrO420o I work with victims of domestic abuse, substance misusers and disaffected youth whom have all been marginalised and mistreated by society...in other words, people with real problems. If this is really upsetting you that much than you are very lucky that this is all you have to worry about.
@spacecatmoonbeam this has nothing to do with me personally, i am talking about the entire world part of being conscious as I'm sure you know is not being ignorant and blissful but to illuminate yourself to the truth those who know suffer that is how truth works but i do not suffer for myself i suffer for all those that will suffer and have suffered... i fight for truth because to illuminate is to love,i fight to end suffering in this world just as buddha sought to end it within himself
@spacecatmoonbeam and don't assume that because I'm articulate or conscious that somehow i have no problems i was brought up in a world that i don't want anyone to have to see, part of why i even feel this way is because i know what its like to be scared, alone and to never fit in, to be laughed at/ridiculed for ur beliefs or considered stupid for the choices which u believe to be right in ur heart, I've seen and felt it all and no soul should have to experience that, thats why i fight to end it
@MrO420o Don't assume that what I'm assuming is because you are articulate or conscious!! You may feel you are articlulate, I don't think you are. If you read what I wrote...as opposed to just trying to make me agree with your point of view, you would see that I am saying that if a five minute satire on youtube is making you upset, you must not have much else to worry about. I don't feel you are defending or fighting for anyone, merely enjoying an illusion that you are a crusader of some sort.
@MrO420o Don't assume that what I'm assuming is because you are articulate or conscious!! You may feel you are articlulate, I don't think you are. If you read what I wrote...as opposed to just trying to make me agree with your point of view, you would see that I am saying that if a five minute satire on youtube is making you upset, you must not have much else to worry about. I don't feel you are defending or fighting for anyone, merely enjoying an illusion that you are a crusader of some sort.
Hahaha. namaste
thisiskeathley 23 hours ago
LMAO "Dear Gods, please help me get this blockage out of my butt hole". XD
faetrn 2 days ago
LMAO! You'd love the version of Shit Health Snobs Say!
InsidersHealthTV 3 days ago
Laughing is form of meditating, think of it, while you're laughing, no thoughts of any type
would monkey around in your brain....
So just laugh...this video is hillarious...fun...and true.
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Trodua 1 week ago
Soo accurate!!! Lmao!
CharlieB722 1 week ago
SO PERFECT. love it. reminds me of myself so it's hilarious. :)
VioletViracoka 1 week ago
Hahaha drum circle, vision quest.....
Wawoify 1 week ago
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Hilarious! I say almost all of that lol! "im gonna get a tattoo of Vishnu, right here on my arm"....good
boholezbk 1 week ago
this is my fucking art teacher in a nutshell.
x0xcharliiiex0x 2 weeks ago
mmmm... combucha :D
halloikbenXD 2 weeks ago
Dude, you are awesome! lol
GridJumping 2 weeks ago
I loved it!!!
lclovesu2 2 weeks ago
I've known a lot of "new age people" in my life, and none of them ever said stuff like that.
gavnaisling 2 weeks ago
I'm dying laughing!
MidnightMomStar 2 weeks ago
Shit Meditators Say. om haha
TinyDevotions 3 weeks ago
The drum circle cracked me up
evilmatchbox 3 weeks ago
LOLYES
iamsarahreid 3 weeks ago
A variation of Poe's Law: It's impossible to create satire of New Agers that isn't more ridiculous than the real thing.
zendakk 3 weeks ago
XDDD
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unopinionated 4 weeks ago
AHAHAHAHAHA OMG
maddymouse46 4 weeks ago
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Karenwise69 1 month ago
LOL!
lemurianchick 1 month ago
Gay
hannahhaleyiceicebab 1 month ago
@hannahhaleyiceicebab : Um...yeah, Captain Obvious. And?
lemurianchick 1 month ago
WTF I'm a Gemini?! What explains what?!
(LOL)
NeighborhoodGrouch 1 month ago
organic toilet paper is sweet :)
spirit277 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
omg this so fucking true!
love it!
nilia75 1 month ago
Shit a HIPPIE SAYS
&
Shit EPIC MEN SAY
(Just click me)
HellsHippieShow 1 month ago
I love humans.
nausinora 1 month ago
Funny as shit.
cracks21229 1 month ago
Being "open to girls and guys" isn't new age, it's called being bisexual. Furthermore, it is extremely common, more common than being completely homosexual or completely heterosexual. So it's kind of stupid to make fun of it as if it never existed until recently. The fact is, most people are bisexual to some extent. This has been acknowledged by some cultures for centuries.
shrikechan 1 month ago
@shrikechan This isn't making fun of bisexuality as though it's never existed. Where on earth did you get that? Seems like this just flew way over your head. Or maybe you have no sense of humor because you're too busy PC patrolling.
mdyer503 1 month ago
lol
human899 1 month ago
As a "new ager" myself, I sometimes find it hard to listen to the over-the-top, superficial, lovey-duvy, flowery crap for very long...Unfortunately, there are way too many spiritual individuals who, for whatever reason(s) - choose not to progress beyond this superficial level, and into the soul-cleansing self-reflection, and cleansing their emotional baggage. Fear is a very powerful motivator to stay at this level of spirituality, but it can be very annoying to listen to for long periods lol
kalanijasmine 1 month ago
@MrO420o they do have shit christians say. and muslims and jews and black people and white people and gay people and pretty much anyone you can think of. it's funny because it makes fun of people's idea's of stereotypes. laughing at yourself is a good quality to have. (i'm totally new age lol)
paganbaby28 1 month ago 11
THIS IS NOT FUNNY ............ITS STUPID...
kimblemar 1 month ago
@kimblemar YOUR STUPID...
cyclos12 1 month ago
lol this reminds me of my mom
corebosw 1 month ago
hhahahahahahhahaa
simplegrl11589 1 month ago
Shit new age girls say, ans shit new age guys say are way funnier.
dressrehearsalrags 1 month ago
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! "when you ohm your supposed to look at your third eye!....OHM!" i can not stop laughing :)
destiidee83 1 month ago
Loved it soooo much.You are great at this ,do more!!
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singleservingchannel 1 month ago
tattoo with Vishnu, LOL love it.
AppreciateMuch 1 month ago
Love this guy- I needed the laugh - you brightened my day. Thanks!
radiantworkshops 1 month ago
all I see is gayness ,whats so funny?
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singleservingchannel 1 month ago
I'd be really awesome if there was info on who created this video. It's really good.
anxorite 1 month ago
Hey! That's Evans Collective playing in the background at the grocery store! Nice!
abscissa26 1 month ago
looks gay.. nothing else lol stupit gay twat
tbl5f 1 month ago
This is awesome! So hilarious. More videos! Woop
mary4governor 1 month ago
why doesnt the video play?
shelbyoryan11 1 month ago
This is so unfunny.
jabuhrer1 1 month ago
Weird. My band is playing in the background.
emmieb70 1 month ago
Love it. Its funny for those that might not understand what he is saying whilst also poking fun for those that recognise a little of themselves.
jaenicoll 1 month ago
hollywood "babylon bound" brah!!!kudos!!!
el oh el
Big Whitie
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That Vishnu tattoo one made me laugh! Reminded me of this new age-y girl who was a friend of mine. She was so into the Indian thing that she proudly announced in front of my (Indian) family that she was going to get an Om tattoo - which really pleased everyone. Then she went to show everyone where she was going to get it - a tramp stamp above her ass. My grandmother was horrified! :D
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popaddict 1 month ago
LMAO. This is epic.
WindIove 1 month ago
EPIC
AxisSanctuaryChapel 1 month ago
Like OMG!!! ROFL
radialskyblue 1 month ago
You are so cute. I love your video. It made my night.
sassylassy01 1 month ago
:))))))))))))) right on!
DeonelKumara 1 month ago
SO true!
niuniusiek501 1 month ago
Hilarious!!!!
epapegaay11 1 month ago
Just laugh,no need to read too much into it,relax.
The808hunter 1 month ago 26
1:30 ROFL
yacumamazon 1 month ago
loooooooool
normajean010626 1 month ago
jeffery's shit new age guy vid is funny, but this is a little bit stupid. meditation is good, spirituallity is very important. humor is also good, laughing at things, me, you and others in love is good. but only very stupid and bad people laughing at spiritual people just because they don't understand what's going on this spaceship called planet in a solarsystem and that we're all gonna die some day and why, so stay tuned and tell me:
WHY ARE YOU GONNA DIE AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
Wolvehammer 1 month ago
@Wolvehammer I don't think anyone who wasn't at least a bit "new age" and "spiritual" would come here to watch this video and find it funny. you have to be able to see yourself or your friends in this in order to get the joke. i think you need to do some meditating with some peridot crystal to draw out your joy and humour.
spacecatmoonbeam 1 month ago 24
@spacecatmoonbeam don't have a peritot, oh hell am i lost now? :D
hehe, it's like i said, the shit new age video of jefferey is funny, the video shit new age girs say is very funny. because it is really a joke. but this one here is just a bad copy with no sense of humor. not all new age people are gay :D
Wolvehammer 1 month ago
@Wolvehammer Different strokes for different folks! I really like the girls one, I like Jefferey's one a bit and I think this one is hilarious! Maybe it should be named "shit new age gays say" for people who have an issue with it! I don't, when I saw the girls video I didn't assume all new agers were girls, when I saw Jefferey's one I didn't assume all new-agers were men (or called Jefferey!) so why think they're implying they're all gay? But if something is making us laugh it's good day!! :-)
spacecatmoonbeam 1 month ago
@spacecatmoonbeam this is the point i made, there is laughing with love within and theres laughing with fear:
there are three stages of truth - 1. ridicule 2. violent opposition 3. acceptance
thats why for me it is not true, that laughing is good per se. everyone know this from scooldays, laughing can be very evil and violent. this video here has not the heartly twinkling eye like jeffs video has. laughing at things that one does not understand is kindergarten and this is cruel.
Wolvehammer 1 month ago
@Wolvehammer i think maybe it's just triggering some wounds you have about your beliefs and how others perceive you. in the past i would have been triggered as well, because i am very much a new ager and very sensitive. however, these are genuinely funny and not mean spirited. it's not a commentary on true spirituality but on the quirky things people do. just relax and breathe deeply to release the wound.
foxybox11 1 month ago
@foxybox11 @foxybox11 :) maybe, but not what i am talking about but rather about truth and kindness. ok the video is a funny but also dissing and slandering:
it mistakes that spirituality is new age shit, thats definitely wrong and very desinformativ. in a second step then it lumps all spiritual people together and measures them all with the same yardstick between ridicule and violent opposition.
there are many mind controlled people that would need our help and not our laugher.
Wolvehammer 1 month ago
@Wolvehammer Well said !
MrO420o 1 month ago
@spacecatmoonbeam agreed
foxybox11 1 month ago
@spacecatmoonbeam making you laugh at the price of misinformation and making fun of peoples beliefs, not cool.... I'm sure a lot of people would be pissed if i made a video called shit christian people say or shit muslim people say etc.
MrO420o 1 month ago
@MrO420o Whateves brother, I am a totally new age woman. I eat raw, have shamen necklaces and mallah beads, spend hours doing yoga, really interested in drum class, have crystals all over my house, talk to the universe, keep a gratitude journal, burn nag champa and sage, walk bare foot in my garden every morning whatever the weather...need I go on?? I thought this video was totally inoffensive and hilarious.Oh and I also have a gay son! Try wearing some peridot to rediscover your humour and joy.
spacecatmoonbeam 1 month ago 12
@spacecatmoonbeam dont delve so much into happiness and joy and humor so that it makes you blind to the processes of the world and social justice fact is many people might mean well and many people like us may view this and laugh but many people also use this as reason(sometime even unknowingly) to put us into groups to rationalize our belief into something to be laughed at... i can become as spiritually conscious as i can be but that doesn't stop me from seeing the truth or fighting for it
MrO420o 1 month ago
@MrO420o I work with victims of domestic abuse, substance misusers and disaffected youth whom have all been marginalised and mistreated by society...in other words, people with real problems. If this is really upsetting you that much than you are very lucky that this is all you have to worry about.
spacecatmoonbeam 1 month ago
@spacecatmoonbeam this has nothing to do with me personally, i am talking about the entire world part of being conscious as I'm sure you know is not being ignorant and blissful but to illuminate yourself to the truth those who know suffer that is how truth works but i do not suffer for myself i suffer for all those that will suffer and have suffered... i fight for truth because to illuminate is to love,i fight to end suffering in this world just as buddha sought to end it within himself
MrO420o 1 month ago
@spacecatmoonbeam and don't assume that because I'm articulate or conscious that somehow i have no problems i was brought up in a world that i don't want anyone to have to see, part of why i even feel this way is because i know what its like to be scared, alone and to never fit in, to be laughed at/ridiculed for ur beliefs or considered stupid for the choices which u believe to be right in ur heart, I've seen and felt it all and no soul should have to experience that, thats why i fight to end it
MrO420o 1 month ago
@MrO420o Don't assume that what I'm assuming is because you are articulate or conscious!! You may feel you are articlulate, I don't think you are. If you read what I wrote...as opposed to just trying to make me agree with your point of view, you would see that I am saying that if a five minute satire on youtube is making you upset, you must not have much else to worry about. I don't feel you are defending or fighting for anyone, merely enjoying an illusion that you are a crusader of some sort.
spacecatmoonbeam 1 month ago
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@MrO420o Don't assume that what I'm assuming is because you are articulate or conscious!! You may feel you are articlulate, I don't think you are. If you read what I wrote...as opposed to just trying to make me agree with your point of view, you would see that I am saying that if a five minute satire on youtube is making you upset, you must not have much else to worry about. I don't feel you are defending or fighting for anyone, merely enjoying an illusion that you are a crusader of some sort.
spacecatmoonbeam 1 month ago
@spacecatmoonbeam well said!!!
sunconsciousness 1 month ago
@spacecatmoonbeam and lsd
CirqueFREAK333 2 weeks ago
Does this mean all new age people are gay?
Rellibella1 1 month ago 2
@Rellibella1: No, but they wish they were.
xsection242x 1 month ago
LMAO... Nice!
LadyCatOfStonebriar 1 month ago
I'm sooo busted. I was om-ing on the toilet today. Didn't help.
PorschePunk 1 month ago 3
"DEAR GODS, PLEASE PUSH THIS THROUGH" hahhahahahahahahah!!!!!!
whadupbratha 1 month ago 22
@whadupbratha I've caught myself praying a few times too, LOL!!!
whadupbratha 1 month ago
This is the funniest sit I have ever seen!!!!!!!!
whadupbratha 1 month ago
Hahahaha nice
KurenaiSeito 1 month ago
cute
RecessionistasRule 1 month ago
I am happy this is about New Age and not about the value Of practicing Ancient Wisdom Teachings... Big Difference.
mchristman7 1 month ago
that was pretty hysterical... but i don't think "new age" people are pretentious.
wahkeena 1 month ago
TROLL VIDEO
toetag88 1 month ago
Kombucha LOL!!! YAY!
lizzabbott 1 month ago
NOICE!!!! I soooo relate! LOVE!
lizzabbott 1 month ago
Best Sh*t say video so far!!
siennasista 1 month ago
hahaha
abaxmedia 1 month ago
lol
KarenSofia21 1 month ago
Suttschenkos all day !!!
anatolesirie 1 month ago
You go Bro
MrGalvinmark 1 month ago
super funny :D I am guilty of having said many of these things...
ailin623 1 month ago
LM Little New Age AFO
LOVEFORCE1 1 month ago