G.I. Joe: Cold Slither

[Syntox]

And somehow, this is probably one of the LEAST of Cobra's hair-brained schemes...

[uvsk420]

any one else notice that the giutar cut wa ripped if by bush, everything zen

[uchihaitachi181]

er...that teacher was a little....manish

[Skellsies]

John Todd was right!!!

[OlaftheFlashy]

@Skellsies So was Batman! (if you don't get the reference, see Batman: Fortunes Son).

[heartlessmushroom]

This is so ridiculous and stupid it almost feels like a parody of itself.

[Irrenmann]

Hey what am I doing watching this video—

...

...

LONG

LIVE

COBRAAAAA

[themetalsonic94]

Wasn't a plot like this used in the 90s Megaman cartoon? I haven't watched that for a long time.

[PatPrime95]

Much better then Justin bieber.

[Mimekiller]

that teacher is a maaaannnnn babbbby

[FDC42585]

LOL, Zartan & Dreadnoks is the male version of Jem & The Holograms. Blaster from TransFormers also play that song in episode Quest For Survival.

[anonymous243124]

This reminds me of metalocalypse somehow, like this could totally be a metalocalypse episode lol

[BudgetBachelorChow]

Zartan is a master of fucking disguise and holograms and shit. And the best he can do is a wavy ginger wig?

I give a pass to the rest of the Dreadknocks. I mean, what do you expect from guys that weld chainsaws with rifle stocks and scopes?

[mrprongs]

I wish they'd release a full song, without the characters talking over it.

[theoriginal5er]

Footloose is the original "double rainbow guy".

[Girder3]

Wow. Dr. Mindbender created the auditory equivalent of marijuana.

...or some other similar drug.

[glory2godpd]

illuminati

[ScottyShowman]

I was at that front row seats, concert was bad ass, we trashed the audience and got wasted 1985 and COLD SLITHER FOR LIFE BABY.

[Shinzu92]

@ScottyShowman Fuck yeah cold slither, it was amazing I got an autograph from them.

[torrentANONYMOUScodc]

am I the only one who thought it was hilarious seeing three Joes under the hypnotic spell of a Drednok rock band?

xD

[mrpko3]

is this song real ? waths the name of it ?

[starkid77]

I couldn't get this out of my head from years ago, why now I wonder? Anyway, thanks!

[jtnjkk]

I just seen Cold Slither in concert the other night. Needless 2 say it was a kick ass show.

[Naxwell]

All the best rock concerts are televised at 8 AM.

[woohoohockey1]

"...at the sports arena!"

[Lusus420]

@woohoohockey1

Hahaha, there is actually a "Sports Arena" around here!

[179107199999]

I like the band name.I kinda can see a band with that name.

[glitchRX]

Is the bird hypnotized too?

[SavagesInMyTown]

LOL "cosmic vibes!"

[Crombo]

Like a religion 3:17

dream of thousant terrorists

[StuckinFoner]

cracked

[konradlackspear]

COOOOOOBBBBRRRRRAAAAA!

[sventoby]

Yea, let's get mellow!

[antdude]

"Yes, master."

[ELFLACOVICTOR]

more than apparent the MP's and the 3 joes took some acid or some FAR OUT LSD to expand their horizons

[dyrtygypsy]

LONG LIVE COBRA! SCRAPE THE FLOOR! Wait...what the fuck...damn thing works! ;)

I remember the whole "subliminal message/devil worship" scare crap from the '80s. Ozzy came under fire at one point and Judas Priest almost went to jail because of this bullshit--the Metal Gods of all people!!! Hasbro sold out to the idea...

[PetiteOzma]

Actually they made fun of it in another episode where Destro does a chant that if you play it it backwards reads as

"Anyone listening to this backwards looking for a secret occult message is a real dweeb".

Google search destro's subminal message and it's one of the first hits.

[hexkwondo]

Zartan truly missed his calling in life. He made a kick ass rockstar!

[theZodiacDigital]

this is weird, was gi joe seriously implying heavy metal subliminal messages were a legit threat? or were they trying to ironically expose how retarded a concept it was?

[A7WFG]

We're Cold Slither

You'll be joining us soon

A band of vipers

Playing our tune... \m/

[KingBlue]

I like how the Joes have nothing else to do. It's almost as if Cobra are the world's only criminals.

[SenseiSixString]

The Baroness can put me under her control anytime!

[Bigstarrocker9]

oh yeah me too. what destro dont know wont hurt

[hkwench]

let us out....OR DIEEEEEEE

[Wimplo86]

Aw, wish it continued to the "Now say, LONG LIVE DESTRO AND THE BARONESS!!!!!!!!!!"

[LordBifford]

This is awesome. The live-action movie will probably dishonor the cartoon because Cobra's world-domination plan will be infinitely more realistic than what they usually try in the cartoon.

[jackrabbit112]

@LordBifford The movie already f*cked up what the cartoon was about.

[LordBifford]

@jackrabbit112 Seriously, if the movie was on par with the cartoon, it would have been even worse. We feel nostalgia for the cartoon because when we were kids we had really low standards.

[jackrabbit112]

@LordBifford Indeed, however, there were many things that could have been done better in the movie. Like why is Cobra Commander friends with Duke? Are you kidding ME? All the characters are messed up, the story is stupid, and worst yet, it was another laughable joke to stain a good series. THE HELL WITH HOLLYWOOD!

[Lazyguy22]

Cobrastock.

[meatee]

"Stairway to Heaven" was a plot by Cobra all along!!

[morky14]

Classic! I always loved how it they played their one horrible song in a concert venue. because that makes perfect sense. and oh yeah, CRACKED

[Spyd3rs]

Pssht. The same thing happened at a Disturbed concert I went to last year. It's not mind control, they're just morons.

[NicWester]

Wouldn't it make more sense for Cobra to have simply kept milking the subliminal record sales for millions of dollars?

[tokyworld]

Holy shit!!! it seemed like a muslim prayer at the end. Cobra-Muslim connection! OH NOES TEH ENEMI!

[Alkeoholic77]

I don't know about you guys but I don't need a subliminal message to make me get on my knees for the Baroness.

[twcatube]

ROFL too true

[amateur1314]

1:17 The voice actor forgot what he was saying at one point lmfao.

[AstroRocket]

lol. Yeah, I thought he was stalling as he flipped the pages of the script or something.

[Slug99]

No the music started to take hold.

[JMFabianoRPL]

I want that song on MP3

[cshaw419]

i cant believe it. i have been singing this song since i was 5 but i havent seen it since then.  I actually had most the lyrics wrong.

[3055DOG]

Doesn't the Baroness sound even more like she's out to get "moose and squirrel" in this episode than usual?

[islandboy40]

LOL nice!

[SnuffyWuffles]

Is Shipwreck's parrot high, too?

"Yeah, let's get mellow!"

[AirOfMystery]

This is actually a pretty catchy song.

[captcommando77]

We're gonna get a high, HIGH! Yes sir!

[nlitement]

LOL PEOPLE INTO A TRANCE

[Saiko47]

Hahaha... Hypnotized? More like HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!

Also thier great plan was to shout Long Live Cobra?

XD Ah I missed those cartoons.

[spacexploder]

is that a flintlock with a scope on it?

[partymanDaniel]

wtf dude this songs stuck in my head....where am I going ...must ...go...this is ausome ha ha ha

[partymanDaniel]

holy shit thats insane!

[inty2525]

damn good song!

[SpiralArchitect]

Footloose is a stoner.......MAN !

[astrolabe1976]

lol he totally is

[z4rt4n]

Cold Slither Rulz!

[jinn717]

she said "lolz"

[Whit442mosh]

Greatest song ever....

[travie6492]

Hah, to continue from my last one, I looked up the band and like.. it's now a real band o.o. Don't know if it was always that way. But yeah, just saying. ^_^

[travie6492]

Ya know, the weird part is even though they weren't TRYING to sound good in the song, it's not a bad song, hahah

[hypnodance]

I felt the same way when I saw this episode as a kid.

[6hundredsixty666]

Wow... gotta love 80s era america, a better time, where apparently Tipper Gore wrote episodes of G.I. Joe...

[hotudla]

damn those soldiers at the end are so hottt, i want them to be my sex slaves

[mrtrin]

Zartan = Ozzy

[96Eman21]

Better get goin' - MAN!

[mrjason81]

good episode and decent song

[jazzypom]

The song isn't half bad though... I could see myself rocking out to this tune. :)