Ok first of all. You are a idiot and what did you grow up on the theater district of town? Look at you blond hair, round and with glasses!? Babies need to be taught how to do these things. Did you come out of your moms vagina as smart as you are now? Nope, you did not. Just be glad that you weren't aborted.
God how I hate babies. They stink, they make endless noise. People seem to think that they are not only not a blight on this earth, but that they have some kind of value. I hate to eat in a house that has a baby present anywhere. I feel like their baby filth is turning into airborn particles that will settle on my food. They are just obnoxious in every way.
God, I fucking hate babies. They do NOTHING besides break things, cry, shit, and barf. To boot, they look like a mutated troll doll that got run over by an eighteen-wheeler truck.
@rainbowbrainhead And I'm glad that all you have to do is look up his videos to troll. And I'm also glad that you're a feminist, because that means you could potentially be a lesbian, which means you can't pass on your genes and create spastic children to plague the world.
@masonroe157900000 I'm glad you're a masculinist because this means you could potentially be a gay male so you can't pass on your genes and create an ignorant douchebag such as yourself. Have a good god damn day mother fucker.
@rainbowbrainhead Believe it or not, I'm not a masculinist. Nor am I a feminist. I think that both movements are fucking stupid. Aside from that, I'm not really as homophobic as you might think, and, this may take you by surprise, I'm bisexual. Aside from that, you need to learn how to make a valid argument and not just start to make one and then fill the rest of the message with obscenities and self righteousness.
@masonroe157900000 Yeah right. Anyone who doesn't agree with all these videos MUST BE a troll because The Amazing Atheist ONLY WANTS people who agree with him to watch him...and in a PUBLIC VENUE as well! Shocking! Oh you're bisexual? Well, I guess that explains your bitter, angry, hurangue then doesn't it?
@rainbowbrainhead hello again! so i can appreciate your anger at THIS guy, but... bisexuals? really\/ i thought feminist groups were about equality, at least that's what you told me from our last conversation.
@dawiccaman I don't remember having any posts to you but yes that's what feminism is supposed to be about. I was attempting to be sarcastic to this dude as he has a tendency to insult at every turn. I really have no problems with bisexuals and thought perhaps he was confused and that is all! Sorry if I offended you.
@rainbowbrainhead sorry, it's just being pagan, i often get a lot of greif from trolls online about sexual orientation, it takes a considerable effort on my part to convince such evangelical trolls im straight. and we met before on theamazingatheists "feminism sucks" video.
@rainbowbrainhead Too bad I can't say the same for you...You most likely WILL have children, over-populate the earth with your arrogance, stupidity, ignorance, and stubbornness.
@ModernWarfareSex How nice of you to think just because I'm a female I'm going to 'over-populate the earth' with another child. lol How much effort did it take for you to spew more insults? Get a job, get a life and don't procreate. We wouldn't want anyone else insulting 'children' with such harshness now would we?
@ModernWarfareSex Yes I believe the world is over populated but unless you live in China, you can't make people stop having babies. So no I'm not ignorant. Apparently you're just one more person who doesn't believe in free speech or has to feel that their opinion is the only one that counts.
@ModernWarfareSex No unless you enjoy being called a troll for disagreeing with someone which seems to happen a lot on youtube. In fact, I'd venture to say that most people enjoy preaching to the choir on youtube so apparently no a lot of people don't believe in free speech.
@rainbowbrainhead So by that logic, you also do not believe in freedom of speech, or as you refer to it, 'free speech.' Therefore, you are a hypocrite.
@rainbowbrainhead Oh, I couldn't tell because all of your other comments tell me that you're a dumbass and everything that you say, you mean it. Sorry that I couldn't tell sarcasm by reading fucking text that isn't sarcasm.
@ModernWarfareSex Boo hoo. YOu really hurt my feelings. I don't know if I'll ever get over your being mean to me and saying all those four letter words. You've really hurt me.
Seeds don't just turn into flowers. They need water and sunlight. A parent giving their baby love and affection is a part of it's development. I can understand if you don't like other peoples babies, but you shouldn't encourage parents to feel the same about their babies (unless you're just joking, of course).
You must've been a smart ass baby, to do all the shit that you complain about in this video, along with the fact of the under developed brain you would've had lol. Everything you said my answer was "Cause they have an under developed brain..."
@justcallmeassinine well.. if i ever reach the age of 70-80 i will probaly not be able to do much myself. and im the kind of person which like seeing your genes to go on. then i have succeded.
@JoeRingo118 Well I certainly understand that sentiment.We have 7,000,000,000 ( 7 billion) people in the world,I hope they don't all feel the same way. But maybe they do.Are your kids supporting themselves and their children today? Have you ever seen places where young teens are having 3 and 4 children ? You don't have to even travel to find it.Have you ever considered the kind of world your heirs will grow up in ? Just asking.
@justcallmeassinine yes i know what kind of world they are growing up in, and i don´t live in the US. and i will try to find a good place to settle before building a family, compared to others. and ever heard of teens getting summerjobs? and sure, children don´t support themselves, neither did you or i as a kid. tell me, when does the wolf pup goes for his first hunt?
you might have a dog, and what does it do? nothing. does he make you happy? yes.
@JoeRingo118 Agree Joe. If I could live in some place where people lived close to each other and the earth,I would want to have babies.A place where people who are healthy work and care for the very young and the elderly.There are still some places like that in this world.I hope you find it and have have as many babies as you want.Be happy.
i dont like babys not because there stupid but because they use what they do know to be assholes always getting into shit making u clean up there shit always trying to make a mess and if u get mad they act all cute so other people think ur an asshole if u dont like babys
Honestly, some adults annoy me far more than babies do.
We were all babies at one point. I'm pretty sure of that, though I could be wrong. If so, please correct me. And someone was there to put up with us being "annoying" and our "gayish screams". Someone was also there to change our curry-laden diapers.
An intelligent adult would approach this in a more logical manner: this is what human BABIES do. No reason to get frustrated with them. It's just what they do.
@mercanaries3 Actually its been shown that if a woman becomes pregnant and then goes to university AND also WORKS very hard,....then the baby will often be born either ready for college OR dead.
@mercanaries3 You know you are pissing me off with the Indian ethnic slurs. Indian food is quite nutritious and delicious.But if you keep this up,I have 2 brothers who are retired Tamil Tigers and would love to meet you.
You still haven't provided a link for that claim you made about babies dying in the womb if the mother works too hard or if the mother is intelligent and the baby becomes intelligent.
What the hell is "Tamil tiger"? and why would they "love" to meet me?.
@mercanaries3 Yep its because you are 15 that you cannot tell sarcasm from seriousness.You have an excuse.At least you question what people say so you are ok.There are much older folks than you who cannot.But they can vote.Keep an open mind.
@blahblahblahman The guy above has it right. Babies are fine, when they are quiet or playing. Moment they start crying and screaming and acting like brats, they become the most stressful things in the world.
Not to say its not worth it, but babies are fucking annoying. And stupid by definition since they are babies and thus without any experience, knowledge or education.
Honestly, some adults annoy me far more than babies do.
We were all babies at one point. I'm pretty sure of that, though I could be wrong. If so, please correct me. And someone was there to put up with us being "annoying" and our "gayish screams". Someone was also there to change our curry-laden diapers.
An intelligent adult would approach this in a more logical manner: this is what human BABIES do. No reason to get frustrated with them. It's just what they do.
@blahblahblahman I completely agree.The joy of an infant child is like that of watching a Labrador puppy ! Except that one costs $400 and the other $500,000. But that's a small price to pay for the joy motherhood....especially if you are Angela Jolie.
He's a bit of a guilty pleasure for me. His show as a whole is pretty stupid, but he does introduce me to a lot of funny shit I wouldn't have known about otherwise.
@StevieTVee92 I already know I was told that this is satire by a butthurt amazing atheist fan. I'm sorry, I just hate this fat atheist who inserts bananas up his anus.
Thats why when I have children I am going to train them like soilders, In a way that they are considerate, kind, careing and smart. Then if they still end up being selfish I will fcuking kill them.
While I can agree RWJ isn't very talented I still think his videos are nice cause I don't have to find them myself. You also have to remember that he came up with the idea, even tho people may have done the same kind of videos before him. I just belive he have earned what he have :P
@protestifications Wait till you have your own baby,you'll change..it's something you cannot understand until you have your own one.......you then become a homicidal necropliliac with a taste for warm beating hearts...only a real parent can impart this experience to you.
"insightful"? (last word here) i skipped to it shortly after your 'too much rum' sip ... well, no.... incitefool is how i would put it ... if i could choose between having anti-semitism or alcohol eradicated i'd find myself in a quandary .... until realizing they overlap to a considerable extent ... cue Mel Gibson .. defenseless against alcohol ... it's ism is a form the solidarity with natives can take sometimes.
@TheOldMan100 yeah we've accomplished....landing on the moon.......electricity.........cars.......internet....in fact if a baby wasn't born u wudnt even be typing in that comment
@MalliMosh And yet we still haven´t found a way to coexist with nature without destroying something. And I´d rather not be born into an already fucked world.
@TheOldMan100 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, TAA should do an episode on this crap. You do realize there have been many many mass extinctions before humans even existed? In fact the first one was caused by a pollutant, that pollutant is called Oxygen and is still toxic to some deep water fish. Nature is built around death and learning to live with it and spread it to others, besides marginalizing the most diverse and contrasting things in the world is retarded.
You ARE the most stupidest Fuck I've come across on youtube. And yeah i was shaken too many time especially last night blame your momma BITCH. I give her credit she can work it in the bed. Was she a whore once cause i think i caught something. And you hate babies well you're momma must be a baby cuz she can really play with an action figure (if you know what i mean)
It doesn't matter if he was a baby, we were also all a sperm and egg once, does that make them smart as well?
TheOffensivePrick 7 hours ago
Hey guess what! You were a baby
bnug242 20 hours ago
@bnug242 Pffffft. No way
stonedhippopotamus 17 hours ago
I like how some people took this seriously...and left negative comments...and look like idiots.
THExEPICxTURTLE 1 day ago
you are brilliant
ALLIED7621 1 day ago
You were a baby once, i see u haven't changed much.
awkwardturtle56 1 day ago
Ray William Johnson is zombie? I was not aware of this. Got to send in the black helicopters...
DocRavage 3 days ago
I love TJ for teasing Ray. =D
ThomasDemko 5 days ago
Ok first of all. You are a idiot and what did you grow up on the theater district of town? Look at you blond hair, round and with glasses!? Babies need to be taught how to do these things. Did you come out of your moms vagina as smart as you are now? Nope, you did not. Just be glad that you weren't aborted.
spaaaaceeee99 6 days ago
@spaaaaceeee99 he's kidding retard
NuMbEnCoRe1226 6 days ago
@spaaaaceeee99 chill he's kidding "a baby making a major scientific breakthrough" of course his kidding
azur0x 4 days ago
@spaaaaceeee99 ...i fear for anyone that comes to you for advice.
LifeNetStudios 1 day ago in playlist Uploaded videos
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punishalltrolls 1 week ago
Also at 2:57 to 3:33 you forgot to say:Thats why Zim and Gir are cute,small bodies,large heads,and huge fucking eyes!!! LOL
holadriana 1 week ago
comedy
Love seeing people go butthurt on a comedy video
chaosgammaray18 1 week ago
Babies all look the same
TheDayGamers 1 week ago
Fuck babies.
6Motionless6MInds6 1 week ago
2nd time today i got Scientology adds from Google Oo... what the hell have i done?
BodyBreakdown666 1 week ago
Babies are just little grown ups, waiting to wreak havoc on this planet.
knowthetruth1492 1 week ago
Babies are the best thing since sliced bread.
Chexzam 1 week ago
@Chexzam Bread is the best thing since sliced babies.
TheCareertalk 1 week ago
@TheCareertalk I didn't need to read that.
Chexzam 1 week ago
At about 3:40 I sensed fake in the air...
marzbigman 1 week ago
i hate babies
drawmuhammed 1 week ago
L LAWLIET!!
NextKazekage 1 week ago
I Love Girls :D
65465468 1 week ago
God how I hate babies. They stink, they make endless noise. People seem to think that they are not only not a blight on this earth, but that they have some kind of value. I hate to eat in a house that has a baby present anywhere. I feel like their baby filth is turning into airborn particles that will settle on my food. They are just obnoxious in every way.
Snakepliskinist 1 week ago
difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?.....i don't have a ferrari in my garage
charontheghoul 1 week ago 27
wanna buy some ravioli?
paraplegicgiraffe 2 weeks ago
tj do you like death note
superthorn96 2 weeks ago
@superthorn96 yeah hes said that.
JZgames 1 week ago
"demons be peddlin' italian food, dawg!" LMAO
mrstupidbunnysuit 2 weeks ago 2
were you not on TGWTG? if so what happened
LegendarySilverWolf 2 weeks ago
@LegendarySilverWolf Some people on there didn't like him and did things to discourage him from making videos there.
Nathan173AB 2 weeks ago
@Nathan173AB
huh is that so?
LegendarySilverWolf 2 weeks ago
This is the best guy on Earth. Hes such an asshole. I love him. Hes just like me!
bigtimgettinit 2 weeks ago
5:59 "Just throw the little bastards off a cliff!" LMAO dark humor FTW!
Nathan173AB 2 weeks ago
Haha you fuckin dick
METALhatchetMAN 3 weeks ago
... is there a point to this video??
PTCharley2011 3 weeks ago
@PTCharley2011 no shit there's a point. his point is: babies are idiots.
not sure why you couldn't figure that out.
Ignore14 3 weeks ago
@Ignore14 well do you agree with him???
PTCharley2011 3 weeks ago
@PTCharley2011 well he's being sarcastic, everybody knows babies' brains are still developing, that's why they can't do all that shitt...
Ignore14 2 weeks ago
@PTCharley2011 Does it require a point?
Chayraz2 2 weeks ago
Umm, if your parents had the attitude you have towards babies, you wouldn't be born, and good riddance. Dumbass.
LanceMurtagh 3 weeks ago
That, is why i'm adopting when i'm older...
DistractedWhiteDude 3 weeks ago
No shit, its not like babies are super smart
ALBERTSAVILL2 3 weeks ago
@ALBERTSAVILL2 It's kinda sarcasm there brah.
thejdl98 2 weeks ago
Babies are not cute...
LefuProductions 3 weeks ago 67
@LefuProductions Agreed.
DistractedWhiteDude 3 weeks ago
It's good day to you sir.
nowayjoseph 3 weeks ago
God, I fucking hate babies. They do NOTHING besides break things, cry, shit, and barf. To boot, they look like a mutated troll doll that got run over by an eighteen-wheeler truck.
SkyressGaming 3 weeks ago 2
Holy crap! He's such a dick!! I fucking love it.
everyonesfavjesus 3 weeks ago
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sam548024 3 weeks ago
I hate babies too.
GrockJake 3 weeks ago
LOLOLOL! XD epic trollin :D
YonOtto 3 weeks ago
I'm glad The Amazing Atheists hates babies.. This means he'll never have children and pass on his fucked up genes to the world.
rainbowbrainhead 3 weeks ago
@rainbowbrainhead And I'm glad that all you have to do is look up his videos to troll. And I'm also glad that you're a feminist, because that means you could potentially be a lesbian, which means you can't pass on your genes and create spastic children to plague the world.
masonroe157900000 3 weeks ago
@masonroe157900000 I'm glad you're a masculinist because this means you could potentially be a gay male so you can't pass on your genes and create an ignorant douchebag such as yourself. Have a good god damn day mother fucker.
rainbowbrainhead 3 weeks ago
@rainbowbrainhead Believe it or not, I'm not a masculinist. Nor am I a feminist. I think that both movements are fucking stupid. Aside from that, I'm not really as homophobic as you might think, and, this may take you by surprise, I'm bisexual. Aside from that, you need to learn how to make a valid argument and not just start to make one and then fill the rest of the message with obscenities and self righteousness.
masonroe157900000 3 weeks ago
@masonroe157900000 so "also, please fuck off and die" is a valid argument, clean of obsenities and self-righteoussness, is it?
dawiccaman 3 weeks ago
@dawiccaman I said the latter half of her argument, I didn't say the entire comment was self righteous, obscene, and invalid.
masonroe157900000 3 weeks ago
@masonroe157900000 and that somehow excuses a comment where it was pretty much entirely obscene and invalid, if only a sentence long?
dawiccaman 3 weeks ago
@rainbowbrainhead Also, please fuck off and die.
masonroe157900000 3 weeks ago
@masonroe157900000 Yeah right. Anyone who doesn't agree with all these videos MUST BE a troll because The Amazing Atheist ONLY WANTS people who agree with him to watch him...and in a PUBLIC VENUE as well! Shocking! Oh you're bisexual? Well, I guess that explains your bitter, angry, hurangue then doesn't it?
rainbowbrainhead 3 weeks ago
@rainbowbrainhead hello again! so i can appreciate your anger at THIS guy, but... bisexuals? really\/ i thought feminist groups were about equality, at least that's what you told me from our last conversation.
dawiccaman 3 weeks ago
@dawiccaman I don't remember having any posts to you but yes that's what feminism is supposed to be about. I was attempting to be sarcastic to this dude as he has a tendency to insult at every turn. I really have no problems with bisexuals and thought perhaps he was confused and that is all! Sorry if I offended you.
rainbowbrainhead 3 weeks ago
@rainbowbrainhead sorry, it's just being pagan, i often get a lot of greif from trolls online about sexual orientation, it takes a considerable effort on my part to convince such evangelical trolls im straight. and we met before on theamazingatheists "feminism sucks" video.
dawiccaman 3 weeks ago
@rainbowbrainhead Too bad I can't say the same for you...You most likely WILL have children, over-populate the earth with your arrogance, stupidity, ignorance, and stubbornness.
ModernWarfareSex 3 weeks ago
@ModernWarfareSex How nice of you to think just because I'm a female I'm going to 'over-populate the earth' with another child. lol How much effort did it take for you to spew more insults? Get a job, get a life and don't procreate. We wouldn't want anyone else insulting 'children' with such harshness now would we?
rainbowbrainhead 3 weeks ago
@rainbowbrainhead Not everything's a gender issue... Also, I bet you think the world is not over-populated, therefore, you are ignorant.
ModernWarfareSex 3 weeks ago
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@ModernWarfareSex Yes I believe the world is over populated but unless you live in China, you can't make people stop having babies. So no I'm not ignorant. Apparently you're just one more person who doesn't believe in free speech or has to feel that their opinion is the only one that counts.
rainbowbrainhead 3 weeks ago
@rainbowbrainhead Really? Does disagreeing mean that I do not believe in free speech?
ModernWarfareSex 2 weeks ago
@ModernWarfareSex No unless you enjoy being called a troll for disagreeing with someone which seems to happen a lot on youtube. In fact, I'd venture to say that most people enjoy preaching to the choir on youtube so apparently no a lot of people don't believe in free speech.
rainbowbrainhead 2 weeks ago
@rainbowbrainhead So by that logic, you also do not believe in freedom of speech, or as you refer to it, 'free speech.' Therefore, you are a hypocrite.
ModernWarfareSex 2 weeks ago
@ModernWarfareSex I guess you don't 'get' sarcasm.
rainbowbrainhead 2 weeks ago
@rainbowbrainhead Oh, I couldn't tell because all of your other comments tell me that you're a dumbass and everything that you say, you mean it. Sorry that I couldn't tell sarcasm by reading fucking text that isn't sarcasm.
ModernWarfareSex 2 weeks ago
@ModernWarfareSex Boo hoo. YOu really hurt my feelings. I don't know if I'll ever get over your being mean to me and saying all those four letter words. You've really hurt me.
rainbowbrainhead 2 weeks ago
Seeds don't just turn into flowers. They need water and sunlight. A parent giving their baby love and affection is a part of it's development. I can understand if you don't like other peoples babies, but you shouldn't encourage parents to feel the same about their babies (unless you're just joking, of course).
thedonofnapoli 4 weeks ago
@Erebus2two, that means you r saying that u yourself sucks, cos? You were once a baby
7276violet 4 weeks ago
His girlfriend had a false-positive pregnancy test. Scared him shitless.
Glad1kun 4 weeks ago
People should be judged on how they act, not how cute they are. Liking babies is shallow
TheEndOfLiberty 4 weeks ago
I agree babies suck
Erebus2two 4 weeks ago 35
You must've been a smart ass baby, to do all the shit that you complain about in this video, along with the fact of the under developed brain you would've had lol. Everything you said my answer was "Cause they have an under developed brain..."
peeweefatty99 1 month ago
@peeweefatty99 It's a joke, people nowadays take everything so seriously. ¬¬
fulinamon 1 month ago
@peeweefatty99 He isnt being serious stupid. Some of his vids are just for entertainment.
akaviri001 4 weeks ago
@droosci6 But he's not a baby.
241lithium 1 month ago
when im old, can´t do anything for myself, i´ll be glad that my son/daughter takes care of me.
JoeRingo118 1 month ago
@JoeRingo118 Are you speaking of your sexual or financial needs ?
justcallmeassinine 1 month ago
@justcallmeassinine well.. if i ever reach the age of 70-80 i will probaly not be able to do much myself. and im the kind of person which like seeing your genes to go on. then i have succeded.
JoeRingo118 1 month ago
@JoeRingo118 Well I certainly understand that sentiment.We have 7,000,000,000 ( 7 billion) people in the world,I hope they don't all feel the same way. But maybe they do.Are your kids supporting themselves and their children today? Have you ever seen places where young teens are having 3 and 4 children ? You don't have to even travel to find it.Have you ever considered the kind of world your heirs will grow up in ? Just asking.
justcallmeassinine 1 month ago
@justcallmeassinine yes i know what kind of world they are growing up in, and i don´t live in the US. and i will try to find a good place to settle before building a family, compared to others. and ever heard of teens getting summerjobs? and sure, children don´t support themselves, neither did you or i as a kid. tell me, when does the wolf pup goes for his first hunt?
you might have a dog, and what does it do? nothing. does he make you happy? yes.
just like a baby!
JoeRingo118 4 weeks ago
@JoeRingo118 Agree Joe. If I could live in some place where people lived close to each other and the earth,I would want to have babies.A place where people who are healthy work and care for the very young and the elderly.There are still some places like that in this world.I hope you find it and have have as many babies as you want.Be happy.
justcallmeassinine 4 weeks ago
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JoeRingo118 1 month ago
I agree with this. I hate babies with passion. Screw them.
amped46 1 month ago
i dont like babys not because there stupid but because they use what they do know to be assholes always getting into shit making u clean up there shit always trying to make a mess and if u get mad they act all cute so other people think ur an asshole if u dont like babys
beanodonnell 1 month ago
@beanodonnell just like you did.
JoeRingo118 1 month ago
I find them rather disgusting, than cute, or funny, or positive at all.
joujou264 1 month ago
It's not funny, it's heart-warming. Witnessing the pure joy of an infant child.
blahblahblahman 1 month ago
@blahblahblahman
Yeah until they piss you off with their gayish screams... not so cute is it now?.
Or how about taking turns to change that diaper full of Indian food? i mean shit
mercanaries3 1 month ago
@mercanaries3
Honestly, some adults annoy me far more than babies do.
We were all babies at one point. I'm pretty sure of that, though I could be wrong. If so, please correct me. And someone was there to put up with us being "annoying" and our "gayish screams". Someone was also there to change our curry-laden diapers.
An intelligent adult would approach this in a more logical manner: this is what human BABIES do. No reason to get frustrated with them. It's just what they do.
blahblahblahman 1 month ago
@blahblahblahman
i wish people would come as 18 year olds with high education.
mercanaries3 1 month ago
@mercanaries3 Actually its been shown that if a woman becomes pregnant and then goes to university AND also WORKS very hard,....then the baby will often be born either ready for college OR dead.
justcallmeassinine 1 month ago
@justcallmeassinine
Actually show me the statistics for this claim.
mercanaries3 1 month ago
@mercanaries3 You know you are pissing me off with the Indian ethnic slurs. Indian food is quite nutritious and delicious.But if you keep this up,I have 2 brothers who are retired Tamil Tigers and would love to meet you.
justcallmeassinine 1 month ago
@justcallmeassinine
You still haven't provided a link for that claim you made about babies dying in the womb if the mother works too hard or if the mother is intelligent and the baby becomes intelligent.
What the hell is "Tamil tiger"? and why would they "love" to meet me?.
mercanaries3 1 month ago
@mercanaries3 You'll find out.
justcallmeassinine 1 month ago
@justcallmeassinine
No i won't because i am 15 and i am not about to waste my time searching the evidence for your claim.
mercanaries3 1 month ago
@mercanaries3 Yep its because you are 15 that you cannot tell sarcasm from seriousness.You have an excuse.At least you question what people say so you are ok.There are much older folks than you who cannot.But they can vote.Keep an open mind.
justcallmeassinine 1 month ago
@justcallmeassinine
You're not sarcastic...you're a sadistic idiot.
mercanaries3 1 month ago
@mercanaries3 I would take it as an insult if you felt any different. And I am certain you are a happy well-adjusted teen.
justcallmeassinine 1 month ago
@blahblahblahman The guy above has it right. Babies are fine, when they are quiet or playing. Moment they start crying and screaming and acting like brats, they become the most stressful things in the world.
Not to say its not worth it, but babies are fucking annoying. And stupid by definition since they are babies and thus without any experience, knowledge or education.
andromidius 1 month ago
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@andromidius
Honestly, some adults annoy me far more than babies do.
We were all babies at one point. I'm pretty sure of that, though I could be wrong. If so, please correct me. And someone was there to put up with us being "annoying" and our "gayish screams". Someone was also there to change our curry-laden diapers.
An intelligent adult would approach this in a more logical manner: this is what human BABIES do. No reason to get frustrated with them. It's just what they do.
blahblahblahman 1 month ago
@blahblahblahman I completely agree.The joy of an infant child is like that of watching a Labrador puppy ! Except that one costs $400 and the other $500,000. But that's a small price to pay for the joy motherhood....especially if you are Angela Jolie.
justcallmeassinine 1 month ago
I think Dane Cook has a new comedy act coming up. BLOOOO BLOOOO
werebee 1 month ago
Crap, now I have to find superkenall2011's comment. -__-
Killer27586 1 month ago
Oh, if only I saw this before reproducing...
My daughter is currently blowing yoghurt out of her nose. I completely get why some people really don't want kids.
phsycofairy 1 month ago
@phsycofairy It all started when your man blew yogurt up your hoochie.
justcallmeassinine 1 month ago
I never even heard of Ray William Johnson until this video. But, now that I've examined some of his videos, I cannot fathom why they are so popular.
151user 1 month ago
Who the hell is bill hicks?
Killer27586 1 month ago
@Killer27586 Who the hell are you, and how long have you lived under a rock?
bO0Bi3zm4K3M3SmIl3 1 month ago
Hey, man, TJ, I dreamed that one of your videos had over 300,000,000 views... must be symbolic.
mortemdrummer 1 month ago
I actually used to like Ray's videos, but not for the commentary. I just wanted to watch some videos.
Same with Fluffee talks. I just want to hear about crazy news stories, not hear annoying "jokes"
HiSaysMel 1 month ago
I used to like babies, but the i took an arrow to the knee!
crudbinky2 1 month ago
@crudbinky2 I used to like like babies as well,but then I took a diarreah stream to my jaw !
justcallmeassinine 1 month ago
Watch out for that Troll my god.
name8895 1 month ago
You are so plastered.
xxXLeuqirheXxx 1 month ago
Tell me 3 reasons, or more :) why RWJ is an idiot?
Lyfema 1 month ago
@Lyfema
He's a bit of a guilty pleasure for me. His show as a whole is pretty stupid, but he does introduce me to a lot of funny shit I wouldn't have known about otherwise.
realcodeman11 1 month ago
I paused at 3:41 to take in the full effect of the picture. Also boobs.
TheBrutallyHonestMan 1 month ago
What you're missing is the natural oxytocin high that happens when people look at babies. It's usually more intense for women.
ScissorHand26 1 month ago in playlist More videos from TheAmazingAtheist
liked your videos but starting to lose lil.......you finish the sentence
babyblaze2011 1 month ago
Hey, RayWilliamJohnson is crap, but YourFavoriteMatian are pretty good.
CharlesOberonn 1 month ago
L is not cute. L is fucking awesome.
CursedAbsol 1 month ago
@CursedAbsol he is pretty much a badass
babyblaze2011 1 month ago
"Kan man ha roligare" is swedish =O
ShinyFox999 1 month ago
I love babies. Until they drool on me.
amy1w1 1 month ago
Terroja hates babies because it's illegal to fuck them. What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
JuliusIsMe 1 month ago
@JuliusIsMe It's satire, you nitwit.
AndrewMatt16 1 month ago
@AndrewMatt16 The Amazing Atheist is a dickhead. Imagine him being on To Catch a Predator.
JuliusIsMe 1 month ago
@JuliusIsMe What a nuanced and well thought out argument. You were already told it was satire, moron.
StevieTVee92 1 month ago
@StevieTVee92 I already know I was told that this is satire by a butthurt amazing atheist fan. I'm sorry, I just hate this fat atheist who inserts bananas up his anus.
JuliusIsMe 1 month ago
You could solve the problem with baby colostomy bags. :P
HyperMushrooms 1 month ago
Babys aren't stupid. Their geniuses. All they gotta do is sit on their ass and look cute and the world is theirs. I love babies...
MikaValentino 1 month ago
Thats why when I have children I am going to train them like soilders, In a way that they are considerate, kind, careing and smart. Then if they still end up being selfish I will fcuking kill them.
EvironmentalistsEdge 1 month ago
This is why I ain't having kids, plus the worlds getting too crowded anyway
AKwheeler907 1 month ago
I find babies annoying and stupid too...FUCK YEA!
DarkUserRo 1 month ago
While I can agree RWJ isn't very talented I still think his videos are nice cause I don't have to find them myself. You also have to remember that he came up with the idea, even tho people may have done the same kind of videos before him. I just belive he have earned what he have :P
Dauglashalfve 1 month ago
babies are underdeveloped human beings, just like you
deerhunter1029p 1 month ago
Babies will discover the theory of gravity if you throw them off a roof!
zxzIzxz 1 month ago
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nictherocker 1 month ago
@nictherocker it was a joke, you moron.
pretearking 1 month ago
i'm in agreement, i don't find babies funny or cute. if anything, i kinda don't like them that much.
protestifications 1 month ago 45
@protestifications
agreed, over-rated and dumb
MrGaddafikiller 1 month ago
@protestifications Wait till you have your own baby,you'll change..it's something you cannot understand until you have your own one.......you then become a homicidal necropliliac with a taste for warm beating hearts...only a real parent can impart this experience to you.
justcallmeassinine 1 month ago
@justcallmeassinine Interesting.
TheAssesKicker 1 month ago
"good day" would cover "good noon". so there!
qwyzl 1 month ago
Is he drunk?
Binksamani 1 month ago
@Binksamani yes... he is always drunk :)
TobyReps15 1 month ago
@Binksamani no! thats a coke(cain) drink... so he's high
benchoko2 1 month ago
"insightful"? (last word here) i skipped to it shortly after your 'too much rum' sip ... well, no.... incitefool is how i would put it ... if i could choose between having anti-semitism or alcohol eradicated i'd find myself in a quandary .... until realizing they overlap to a considerable extent ... cue Mel Gibson .. defenseless against alcohol ... it's ism is a form the solidarity with natives can take sometimes.
poetpiet 1 month ago
i dont hate babies, i just really hate that they cry in you fucking face for no reason.
Activate67 1 month ago
a bay can grow up to be someone.
plus everyone here used to be babies
MalliMosh 1 month ago
@MalliMosh But WHILE they're babies, they suck.
TehMightyMidget 1 month ago
@TehMightyMidget you sir.....speak the truth :)
MalliMosh 1 month ago
@TehMightyMidget Well that's IS what babies do : suck,shit,and eat.Buy they are cute,
justcallmeassinine 1 month ago
@MalliMosh And look what we´ve accomplished
TheOldMan100 1 month ago
@TheOldMan100 yeah we've accomplished....landing on the moon.......electricity.........cars.......internet....in fact if a baby wasn't born u wudnt even be typing in that comment
MalliMosh 1 month ago
@MalliMosh And yet we still haven´t found a way to coexist with nature without destroying something. And I´d rather not be born into an already fucked world.
TheOldMan100 1 month ago
@TheOldMan100 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, TAA should do an episode on this crap. You do realize there have been many many mass extinctions before humans even existed? In fact the first one was caused by a pollutant, that pollutant is called Oxygen and is still toxic to some deep water fish. Nature is built around death and learning to live with it and spread it to others, besides marginalizing the most diverse and contrasting things in the world is retarded.
TheDirtysouthfan 1 month ago
You ARE the most stupidest Fuck I've come across on youtube. And yeah i was shaken too many time especially last night blame your momma BITCH. I give her credit she can work it in the bed. Was she a whore once cause i think i caught something. And you hate babies well you're momma must be a baby cuz she can really play with an action figure (if you know what i mean)
superkendall2011 1 month ago