Nice satire. I liked the way you managed to nail the timid and fearful voice mannerisms, and the slight desperation in the eyes that are typical of the kind of Palin supporter who isn't actually frothing out the mouth or chewing on the sofa.
PS Write to your member of Congress and tell them that you won't support any Healthcare reform that *doesn't * include 'death panels'. Remember to mention that you are stockpiling guns in order to get ready for the Rapture, you betcha.
Jesus would be pro torture. He would also own a gun and support the bombing of Iraq. Jesus spoke to Mrs California and told her that altering the breasts god gave her would be biblically correct, he said it would be the Christian thing to do especially if she put her boobs to use by posing topless.
Jesus also said that "Abstinence only" works best for everyone except the Palin family. He said theres not much good lookin poon in Alaska so the Palin women are allowed to give it up.
Christianity, noun: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
Rumor has it after the past election the Republican party is looking into god-fiddle proof electing equipment. Yeehaw if Jebus doesn't vote for us then keep him out of it!
Whether this video was done tongue-in-cheek or whether this video was produced with sincerity, it adds one more missle to my arsenal and serves as another example as to why religious intrusion should be curtailed by making one's affliation to ANY religion a crime against the United States of America.
You Betcha...God made the world in 7 days...with MAGIC...God is really just Harry Potter's head man. Nevermind carbon dating, DNA evidence, geology, the fossil record...we dont need all that "science stuff"--Gawd will tell us what to do. Look...the church used to be in charge--it was called "THE DARK AGES."
If you listen to the last line she says: "this is one woman, behind Sarah Palin, no matter what, cos I don't know no better".
It's an act!
Perhaps, more attention to detail is whats missing in the US?
If I was an American right now I would pay VERY CLOSE attention to what's actually being said.
Good luck! Btw, a poll here in Australia showed 70% of us hope Obama gets in & only 12% are hoping for a McCain win! Please don't vote another republic moron in, we want to bring our troops home!
Woohoo someone who gets it! If you have seen my other video more facts about America, you would realize how sarcastic I can be! Although some of the comments are from conservatives, some are in fact not getting the joke...
It always makes me sad when I see attractive young women who are brainwashed zombies spouting the nonsense that's been drilled into their innocent minds since they were children. F**k Jebus! Snap out of the coma! Come back to reality...we miss you!
This really gives me some perspective, because I feel the same way about women who do actually support Palin, Oh and I guess attractive young men don't matter
right you dont know any better,thats really sad to think there are nice people out there that dont know any better....Would you like to know better or are you just happy with not knowing any better?
I have news for you, poor girl. There is no Jesus and there is no God!
mgkpraesi 1 day ago
The story of Cretinism . Amen to that Sarah Palin
alex630710 1 month ago
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No, he doesn't.
jfrsnjhnsn 4 months ago
I just stepped out of the kitchen to talk about Sarah pollen
sxv123 8 months ago
Fail =D
somethingblablabla 1 year ago
Nice satire. I liked the way you managed to nail the timid and fearful voice mannerisms, and the slight desperation in the eyes that are typical of the kind of Palin supporter who isn't actually frothing out the mouth or chewing on the sofa.
PS Write to your member of Congress and tell them that you won't support any Healthcare reform that *doesn't * include 'death panels'. Remember to mention that you are stockpiling guns in order to get ready for the Rapture, you betcha.
trapper439 2 years ago
Jesus would be pro torture. He would also own a gun and support the bombing of Iraq. Jesus spoke to Mrs California and told her that altering the breasts god gave her would be biblically correct, he said it would be the Christian thing to do especially if she put her boobs to use by posing topless.
Jesus also said that "Abstinence only" works best for everyone except the Palin family. He said theres not much good lookin poon in Alaska so the Palin women are allowed to give it up.
IndiMusicLover 2 years ago 5
I also think Jesus meant pro-life as in only pro-rich white people...
storm96cloud 2 years ago
Christianity, noun: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
IndiMusicLover 2 years ago 2
@IndiMusicLover hahahaha, right on. O ya and aand he created the world before he created the Sun.....lol
Dogmeat1950 1 year ago
God blessed Obama with the win not Palin!! Thank you Jesus for supporting Obama and helping him win the election!!
IndiMusicLover 2 years ago
Rumor has it after the past election the Republican party is looking into god-fiddle proof electing equipment. Yeehaw if Jebus doesn't vote for us then keep him out of it!
storm96cloud 2 years ago
Whether this video was done tongue-in-cheek or whether this video was produced with sincerity, it adds one more missle to my arsenal and serves as another example as to why religious intrusion should be curtailed by making one's affliation to ANY religion a crime against the United States of America.
Okay. Now for the third grader version:
Religions are BAD, okay?
Religions teach people to hate, okay?
Religions make their believers STUPID, okay?
LAMetalhead 3 years ago
You Betcha...God made the world in 7 days...with MAGIC...God is really just Harry Potter's head man. Nevermind carbon dating, DNA evidence, geology, the fossil record...we dont need all that "science stuff"--Gawd will tell us what to do. Look...the church used to be in charge--it was called "THE DARK AGES."
jimmychipper 3 years ago
um I sincerely think it is.
haiglee 3 years ago
um i sincerely hope this is a joke.
WhitboyPimp 3 years ago 5
this is how all political videos should be made, how can you get mad at someone when they're being funny!
Rask0lnikov19 3 years ago
Jesus Taught Us to love each other, not to 'HATE'
and you know only evil spirit can spread hatred and anger
Palin is Evil. She is the Devil's angel. open your eyes and see it.
jithugeorge 3 years ago
I'm kind of surprised how many took this as being serious. One poster wrote:
"storm96cloud...you're a lovely young lady...too bad there's nothing between your ears but empty wasted space."
...Which is kind of ironic since that person missed the joke and is therefore an idiot.
johnacrob 3 years ago 2
If you listen to the last line she says: "this is one woman, behind Sarah Palin, no matter what, cos I don't know no better".
It's an act!
Perhaps, more attention to detail is whats missing in the US?
If I was an American right now I would pay VERY CLOSE attention to what's actually being said.
Good luck! Btw, a poll here in Australia showed 70% of us hope Obama gets in & only 12% are hoping for a McCain win! Please don't vote another republic moron in, we want to bring our troops home!
mayanchild 3 years ago 3
Woohoo someone who gets it! If you have seen my other video more facts about America, you would realize how sarcastic I can be! Although some of the comments are from conservatives, some are in fact not getting the joke...
storm96cloud 3 years ago
It's so sad that you've been so brainwashed and are unable to think for yourself.
summerlady 3 years ago
Slut!
MateuszBuraczyk 3 years ago
storm96cloud...you're a lovely young lady...too bad there's nothing between your ears but empty wasted space.
benji276289 3 years ago 2
It always makes me sad when I see attractive young women who are brainwashed zombies spouting the nonsense that's been drilled into their innocent minds since they were children. F**k Jebus! Snap out of the coma! Come back to reality...we miss you!
DRV275 3 years ago
This really gives me some perspective, because I feel the same way about women who do actually support Palin, Oh and I guess attractive young men don't matter
storm96cloud 3 years ago
Well You wanna see the Morons & Commies that are gonna destroy whats left of the United states than look no further than this Neo-Con Drone!
f3hdemon 3 years ago
I thought jesus loved everyone and yes even the bad people....hey check out my crazy videos and tell me what think,really "I want to know"
WAKINGUPAMERICA 3 years ago
You can't pronounce Palin. You can barely speak at all, understood about half of the mumbling, but thanks for trying to share your ignorance.
1980PintoMan 3 years ago
In case anybody else misses this, I mispronounced her name on purpose!
storm96cloud 3 years ago
right you dont know any better,thats really sad to think there are nice people out there that dont know any better....Would you like to know better or are you just happy with not knowing any better?
WAKINGUPAMERICA 3 years ago
love
TuesdayAug4 3 years ago