Croque Monsieur (Ham n Swiss) - My Way

[napeu098]

I heard fallout 3 intro in the background... I don't want to set the world on fire.

[danieljh]

Great Recipie for leftover christmas ham!!!!!!!!!!!!

[papercuts777]

@danieljh Grand idea!

Happy Christmas

[pooterosa]

Why can't I watch this video on my iPhone anymore? YouTube throws an error message saying that the author of this video does not allow playback on iPhone or some stupid shit like that. I can watch everything else except for this one. I used to be able to watch it, now I can't. WTF is up with that?

[papercuts777]

@pooterosa For some reason the status of the vid gets changed. I just went back and set it right so you can watch it on your phone. I don't know these things until ppl. point them out.

Cheers!!

[Jays12341]

hey bud! wheres your new channel.. trying to find the shit out of it

[papercuts777]

@Jays12341 New? Same sht, same place.

[Jays12341]

@papercuts777 for some reason i heard your channel got shut off. im new. been watchin yer vids all day. they are fucking fun as hell to watch

[papercuts777]

@Jays12341 Ya. That was almost the case but 'someone' straightened their act out.

Glad you're enjoying!

[Jays12341]

@papercuts777 keep on cookin bro, thanks from missouri

[danieljh]

Killer fucking sandwich. I might try a charcoal grill version of this.

[papercuts777]

@danieljh Thanks.

Ya, fire up the grill. Me no have. Damn apartments and their rules about BBQing/grilling on a balcony

[Davaris122]

This is absolutely ANYTHING but a french croque moniseur. Where's your bechamel sauce? It is essential. Why the hell did you throw away half of the sandwiches? And why the fuck was your cheese that blank instead of golden when it came off the oven? This is horrible... Mon dieu! Americans can't cook.

[papercuts777]

@Davaris122 Dude. Find another channel to hate on. The very idea that you could find so many things wrong with a ham sandwich is proof positive that you're an idiot with nothing better to on a hot day.

Blow me!

[Jays12341]

@Davaris122 suck my dick queer boy

[Mrcodgerneighborhood]

triple decker! nice! thumbs up buddy!! 

[papercuts777]

@Mrcodgerneighborhood Tri-level. Ya!

[gerald2003r]

Just to stay with parity, I would have left the crust right the Fuck where it was!

[papercuts777]

@gerald2003r I would have too but I was following a version done before, same way.

[Tonithenightowl]

i guess the madame version has the egg. This looks fantabulous !!!!!!!!! I am going to assume you are Canadian by your accent. The word "about" always gives you away lol. This is another I will try, I have done it stove top but never in the oven.

[papercuts777]

@Tonithenightowl This was a 1st. Didn't even think of stove top. Shhh

hahaha

[Tonithenightowl]

@papercuts777 In summer I have to get inventive bc I can't stand to turn the oven on. Hence lots of cast iron pieces that can be turned into a sandwich press or a dutch oven that becomes a stovetop oven. I also have a stove top grill that if I could raise it over my head would be a great braining apparatus lol Oh the joys of cooking lol

[papercuts777]

@Tonithenightowl Those are Ideas I never heard of. Cool. And the brain thing... hahaha

Peace!

[hallsy154]

I take a medication that destroys my appetite,,so i watch your vids and smoke one ,and im all set then.That looks awesome. thanks

[papercuts777]

@hallsy154 Good stuff!

Thank YOU!

[Masterphonic]

a croque monsieur in english roughjly translates to a "mister crunchy". lol french people.

[papercuts777]

@Masterphonic Now I know. haha

[e30roundel]

i dont want to set the world on firreeeeeeee. hahaha that song's on Fallout 3 [videogame] delicious looking HAM N SWISSSS sirrr

[papercuts777]

@e30roundel 1st the fires then the floods. Inevitable!

Cheers!

[SHODDANN]

hey man what the fuck is wrong with you cuttin off the edges like that and shoving them into the sink! that was a fuckin waste! especially paying fuckin 17 bucks for ham. that was a joke right??? i mean shit i can buy a whole fuckin pig for 17 bucks!

[papercuts777]

@SHODDANN That what ur wife cost...$17.00? Well, u know how to shop!

[SHODDANN]

@papercuts777 hey man I'm not fuckin dumb enough to get married!  i'm smart enough to use hookers for my blow needs! now let me see what other fucked up tasting shit you cooked on here

[papercuts777]

@SHODDANN Well, all I can say is I don't HAVE blow needs. That counts for thousands of $ and no bitch had to make my money.

Maybe I'll take a lesson. You seem like one of those cool guys. U know, the ones that have to hook their thumb in a guys belt loop, in jail, to let the others know he's a bitch that's been spoken for?

Lay the fuk down! If I need u I'll give u a kick in the face.

[theuprightman83]

I was all "where is he going with this", then you stacked one on top of the other and my mind was blown.

[papercuts777]

@theuprightman83 hahahaha

[shaunmuffinman]

@theuprightman83 -yeah me too haha. awesome!! i so would've made this back in high school!

[self2039]

Damn looks Awesome!!!!!!!!!

[papercuts777]

If u like cheese try this or a small ham n cheese pizza with quadruple cheese!

Thanks!

[Kronikwisdom]

no smoking sign on the fridge lol,

i havent made a ham n swiss like this

its definately going to happen

[papercuts777]

hahaha

It's a must, make the sandwich!

Peace, buddy

[HUTCHtopher]

LOL Leave it to the Frogs to church up a Ham sandwich by calling it Crouque Monsieur. I actually thought you got into cooking french food

[papercuts777]

I worked at a French restaurant for 2 days, picked up what I need to know and moved on to an upscale Italian joint. haha

[spabank]

Oh yah, I made that Croque Monsieur.... That shit KICKED MOTHER FUCKING ASS!!!!

[papercuts777]

Right on!

[spabank]

Brother, I was watching Jacques. No shit, you're right!!! He is the fucking KING!!!!

[papercuts777]

He taught me a lot of what I know!

[BluSk0rpi0n]

Ham & Cheese rules & da Croque Monsieur has got to be da KING of Ham & Cheese. I makin one of those!!!!!!!

[papercuts777]

Make 2! U'll want another one, after.

[BluSk0rpi0n]

Great idea! Oh I forgot to mention before but the way you started this episode was hilarious!!!!!!

[NonnyNeko]

looks incredible! I want :c

[papercuts777]

If u like Swiss cheese, this is ur ticket.

Cheers!

[specOPSCD]

Sam u lucky fuckin basterd!!! I mean that out of love... love for the fooooood!

[papercuts777]

Ya, he eats plenty of this stuff. He's happy.

[thisisradioclash]

You're cool as hell bro, keep cooking and I'll keep watching! DC loves ya.

[papercuts777]

HAHAHA Thanks, man!

[dustoin1386]

whos the fuckin camera man

?

[papercuts777]

His name would be in the closing credits.

[hippygal7]

ink spots?

[papercuts777]

Good ear!

[cbond99]

$17.48 for what looks like a half pound of smoked ham? Holy sh*t batman, what is the minimum wage in Canada? Even though $17.48 is $16.41 in US currency, that only knocks about a dollar off. I don't see how you afford to buy groceries bro, unless the Canadian pay scale is way higher than ours.

[papercuts777]

I'm pretty sure ur talking about the cheese and it goes a long way!

A lot of time's I'll be cooking the cameraman's food. Whatever.

Ham is cheap!

Cheers!

[Chronoteeth]

its a damn good game, haha

[scenic456]

a damn, DAMN good game!

[Chronoteeth]

Someone's playing some FO3 :D

[papercuts777]

I think I had the theme music on. Better yet, I know I had it on.

Cheers!

[Synchronicity33]

3:04. Signs of Alzeimers lol.. Ham is swiss is good eats. Looks good.

[papercuts777]

Signs of too much alcohol!

Cheers!

[olu143]

Im doing this one!!!! Im going to use the good stuff. I don't want to be a fuckin bum! Lol!' You're quickly becoming my new idol!

[papercuts777]

hahahahaha Just eat n drink hard! That's the secret.

Cheers!

[ELGQZ]

dont you love a bong hit on a sunday around 10 am ish along with a croque and a fuking beer..??...when u think it cant get any better...guess what???????

time for another bong hit!!!.... talk about reflexion sunday...

OOorieeght!!!

Dont be a fukin bum!! LOL

[papercuts777]

A bong, a croque. n a beer. 10 am ish hahahaha

Good one!

[ELGQZ]

im making the croque this weekend

[papercuts777]

Got to have the croque! It's mandatory!

Tell me how it turned out.

[snarkdetriomphe]

that's the kind of glorious food you must enjoy after a visit with Mr. B. Ong.

[papercuts777]

Hell ya...all of it!

[brewcrew01984]

Gotta love the Fallout 3 in the background!

[papercuts777]

I didn't even know what was playing. Music is usually compliments of the neighbor.

Cheers!

[JoeHell67]

Bonjour,

i like the Croque Monsieur very much!

Had my first one on a trip to Hamburg, the Turkish street Restaurants serve 'em a lot.

I will use the type of Bread like in your Reuben Sandwich Vid and put some slices of Tomato somewhere in between.

The Croque Monsieur is almost unknown here in Bavaria.

Good Sandwich!

Best wishes for the move!

[papercuts777]

Got to love the Croque!

I wish I could travel to the east. Sounds like they still have culture there, something lacking heavily over here.

Good day too you too!

[TalksWithDirt]

Cuts! You're back! ... You fixed your countertop? The curry chicken hatchet wound does not look as bad as it did. Glad you're back!

[papercuts777]

The counter is still pretty much the same but I use a clear (opaque) cutting mat, now.

Thanks, bro. Good to be back.

I tried to move from this place but no go. next year! haha

[TonyMBBQ]

I'd fucking pound that sammich

Nice vid

[papercuts777]

That one and 2 or 3 more! haha

Thanks!

[milinski]

Man that steam whistle jersey is badass, looks like the canucks'

That Croque is THE Croque

Cheers!

[papercuts777]

Ya, love the jersey.

THE Croque! haha

[TehNoobinShow]

Croque Monsieur...More like Croque MONSTER.

[papercuts777]

Lotta cheese on that one! haha

[anmoose]

That is a REAL ham & swiss sandwich, Crock-o-Muhsewer or whatever you call it.

You get a little sloppy when you're sober, though. Gotta be properly plastered to cook right. LOL

[papercuts777]

Properly plastered. I love it!

[rusty3three3]

ziggy piggy!!!!!!!!!

[papercuts777]

Gotta love the swine and fromage!

[a13084u2]

Me like! I would do it just like that. Comin out of the oven the flavor from the ham and swiss... Yah. I would not put any other garbage on it. Those 2 flavors are perfect together. Less is more.

[papercuts777]

I hear you. The ham was sweet n smoked. The cheese, well, Swiss is Swiss!!

Thanks!

[piglet8631]

I couldn't eat that much swiss cheese in a year....glad you changed the music, too that first shit was freakin me out!

[papercuts777]

That is a 'bit' of, isn't it? haha

Cheers!

[liquidsk8er]

lol ur vids are soooo funny

[papercuts777]

If I fail @ cooking, I might get a laff for my lame attempt at comedy. haha

Keep ur feet on the 'deck'! (for the most part)

[nospaulatu]

where's the fuckin METAL

[nospaulatu]

oh lol there it is.

hey, check out Sacrifice, great thrash band from Toronto.

[papercuts777]

I will do that as I am from Toronto. Gotta keep up!

Cheers!

[papercuts777]

After the 1st song.

I think. haha

[papercuts777]

its there

[WerdnaFaz]

lol Papercuts playing Fallout 3 the muthafuckin wasteland has a new problem to worry about and its name is Papercuts lmao mmmm nice sandwich or Croque Monsier

[papercuts777]

I showed these comments to my neighbor, last night and he wasn't surprised a bit. The cops are over here telling him to shut his music off 20 x a week!

[stymye]

all it lacks is a big slab of tomato from the garden out back..f**k

[papercuts777]

I had tomato. Just lazy is all. Fkn beer

[stymye]

I could eat baked sandwiches every day..I swear I'm..adding this one to the list..looks damn good ,cuts..!

keep em coming.....,regards.. STY

[papercuts777]

Thanks, a bunch!

[strfxx]

look at that, your becoming famous

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[papercuts777]

I've seen up to 16 of those things. You makes sure they steal them right on the last day!!! haha

[papercuts777]

*Youtube

[swiftjeff]

'un autre, comme ca'

I actually understood that, I DO remember some of french class, woo hoo!

[swiftjeff]

BTW, great vid! Totally going to make this something I make often.

[papercuts777]

Good ear! Good memory!

[MadBadVoodo]

Five Stars!!

[papercuts777]

Alrighty!

[ZombiedustXXX]

Papercuts, insane action @ 4:50! GNOSH!!!

Nice camera action at the end by Woodpimp!

[papercuts777]

Good times had by all!

Cheers!

[Octoberheart7]

This looks awesome, but this sandwich is way too big for me (I'm a lightweight). I *could* make it with Pepperidge Farm Very Thin sliced bread, but would it still count as a Croque Monsieur?

Anyway, it looks delicious, thanks for posting this, Monsieur Papercuts! =D

[papercuts777]

Lightweight? hah! Use whatever u want. I'm not even sure if this 100% correct. haha

Thanks!

[Octoberheart7]

I made one last night with the thin bread and YUMMMMMMMM it was awesome! I had another one for lunch today, and I won't be a lightweight for long if I keep eating fattening shit like this hahaha

Anyway, thanks for posting this vid, it's great having a new sandwich in my ~repertoire~ XD

[thehilitereel]

BTW, the music transition in this video is epic. You go from that classical crap to metal, I love it.

[papercuts777]

Something worked. And some things didn't. I cut those scenes out. haha

Peace, bro

[thehilitereel]

Spaghetti man, Spaghetti!

[papercuts777]

10-4.

I moved it up the list. That 1 is old. Sorry, bro.

Just a basic ground beef thing or name it?

[thehilitereel]

Do something crazy, with beef, bacon, sausage.. Anything.

Go over the top!

[papercuts777]

Just as I figured. And preferred!

I'll get it going!

[illisions]

looks fucking good bro hitting up the kitchen to fix me up some grub hungry as fuck now lol

[papercuts777]

This is the second comment in a row where someone's hungry. So am I, now!

Cheers!

[Iamfukenripped]

I could eat that now man 5*.

[papercuts777]

Me too!

Cheers, bro!

[BlackMetal951]

hey dude what song was that?

[papercuts777]

Most of the tunes blow in from the neighbor.

[xEpikFlow]

Even if its the guy next door, that is awesome lol. Cool music

[papercuts777]

Ya, he's ALWAYS hammering something out. All damn night too!

Cheers!

[freitasex]

Now that was easy and AWESOME!

[papercuts777]

Yes, on both counts!

Thanks!

[0n3m4n4rm33]

"Croque Monsieur- Enjoy That Motherfucker!!!" LOL

[papercuts777]

Hells yeah!

[deucedrawersletkeman]

Dude, you have Fallout 3 playing in the background. That game is great to play wasted! Try hitting people in the head with a baseball bat in VATS with the bloody mess perk.. Hah!

Great looking ham n cheese by the way. Gotta clog those arteries; what did they ever do for me anyways....

Tom

[papercuts777]

HAHAHA That's the guy next door. That's how loud his shit is! He has speakers on the balcony, next to mine!

Never got into the gaming thing. I'm a sore loser, I guess. haha

[MufF1N01]

Haha. This isn't the usuall music on your videos :p

[papercuts777]

No, someone had a change of pace. And a g/f over. Neighbors. Who needs 'em. hahah

[princejosua]

looks like a big mac from mc donalds hehe =) looks really good papercuts!

[papercuts777]

McDonald's? Now I'm hungry!

Thanks!

[papercuts777]

Oh yeah! Next vid has a nice rip.

Peace.

[cozzyk]

Looks great!

[papercuts777]

Thanks!

[boportsmouth]

wait.....You didn't drink a single beer in this video....I'm scared. *_*

[papercuts777]

Lots were consumed prior to building it!

[boportsmouth]

You sir get like 1487 points for your selection of background music.

[papercuts777]

You like that old stuff? I take whatever shoots in from the dude next door. He has a monster system that won't shut off! haha

[Cherbookie]

Looks good to me. I got dibs on the other half, lol.

[papercuts777]

HAHAHA Drop by, I'll build you what u want. Don't forget the beer!

[jakluk4]

simplistic perfection!

yummy :)

[papercuts777]

Hey! Thanks, much!

[RC1990]

fucking awsome might have to knock myself one of these bad boys out maybe with a little bit of hot sauce and tomato for good mesure oh and a ice cold beer as well, chin chin

LPH!

[papercuts777]

I like your way better! I forgot the trimmings!

Cheers!

[RC1990]

your awsome dude gotta get myself over to your crib good food good music and awsome drinkage. just one question how do i get myself one of those Steam wistle tops!/? they are the fucking shit

[papercuts777]

Drop on by!

Check out Steam Whistle's site. Click on the clothing link. $120.00

Cheers!

[RC1990]

cheers for the heads up, you keep it real cant wait to see what you knock out next

[SouthernSky]

Nice. I ate these when I was in France served with the blue cheese and tomato. Tremendous stuff.

Haha just like a quate from the Deatwish IV - whadda fuck are you doing here - I was makin a sandwich and SLAM! Hahah

[papercuts777]

HAHAHAHA That's right! Never crossed my mind. haha

[phemohilia]

Maaaaaan, that looks really good!!!!

[papercuts777]

Makes a nice lite snack. haha Ya right!

Thanks!

[TreFlipThursdayss]

yesss, i got first comment. :)

[papercuts777]

Fastest skateboard in Ottawa! U came flying in here, did a 720 and off u went! hahaha