SAFETY TORCH SONG!

[EpicClaymore]

his dads like, "what the fuck"

[468Random]

id never be able to do a vlog like this infront on my parents

[quovadisfan]

If I was Toby's Dad, I would have an headache 24/24

[jamiebob5]

What is wrong with Tobys dad? :( I hope he loves Toby. I would be so proud to have a son like Toby

[AZombiesproductions]

intro of redness, and redness, and momness

[lyingpancake95]

His dad looks soooooo impressed

[N0n00bzall0wed]

Why don't you ever comment on your own videos?

[SmileyKinzz]

You're southern?

I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE.

[123chriskiller]

Ur dad hates u and blanks u

[xDarylee]

i watch this video to see toby's mum because shes hot

[D3cLaN1888]

his dad probally slapped him after BOOOOOP

[thiefstars11]

Mom: i love my son, look like his having fun!

Dad: where did i put my gun at?

[SouljaImagine]

Yeah did anyone else notice that his dad doest say anything???? :L

[bob562010]

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[Twinjerkers]

(.)Y(.)

[L33Tkitten97]

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V.  Stupid person

[jujufly14409]

hi toby, this is Julianna T. and i would just die if you would make a parody of a maichael jackson song such as billie jean or the girl is mine. even thriller! and me and my friend alex are your biggest fans! darkness then redness then whiteness! bless your face! if you sneezed while reading this bless you! peace off! julianna

[patelindia]

Mom: oh, toby's my baby.

Dad: to mom, " how old is toby?

[DVBkaineable]

looks like both your parents think you've gone insane.

[Mr685246]

Oh my god ur dad looks sooooo pissed

[MaplerMeep]

Mom: ehehehe...

Dad: Ignore him, maybe he'll go away

[nocturnalsamurai1000]

adhd actually works in peoples favor

[MicroCraftTV]

Mom: Yay a new Toby games highlights!

Dad: I will pee on your keyboard!

[knightofrock1908]

gay buscus

[sk8erjason1]

Texting while driving?!, that's a bad Fatherbuscus!!!! >.<

[TheOriginalWeegee]

his dads like "Son, I am dissapoint".

[Jackalthingy]

How fucking embarasing Toby lol nice one though



[Infinitez109]

I just had to rewatch this... I can imagine how awkward it would be for Toby's parents, like: "Son? Wha, whatchyou doin' talking to your iPhone screen?"

[Younoobl0l]

When he pronounced target french it reminded me of seamus

[mrspartan228]

don't you feel weird talking about your parents while they are in the car your dad is probablly like what kinda of kid did i raise!!!!???? and your moms is like zoned out plus your awesomeness which equals insanity.

[Thepumpkinpielord]

Hes awsom

[OhShasterix]

Check out our channel for our real life version of Safety Torch!

[Wrolfy]

SHE'S GOT A BOTTLE OF SAFETY WATER!!!

[mscilla18]

@Wrolfy that'll be 50 bucks but plus all the water back in the fridge ... lets round it up to 500$

[Wrolfy]

@mscilla18 no i can get 'em for free... 'cause i'm the thane :p

[pokemaster5461]

The fuck is this

[Grayhens]

Why did the grayhen cross the road? (Your meant to go to our channel now)

[acles12]

I would be embarrassed if that was my parents XD

[DarkTricker1000]

SERIUSLY XD?! intro of darkness i see REDNESS

[BahamutZEROteraFlare]

THEN B-

[shadowofdeath1997]

But dadbuscus does not look like an assassin :( Does toby tell lies?

[Neonytic]

@shadowofdeath1997 of course not. but you do know that it wouldn't be very safe to have a sign on him saying "I'm an assassin" right. The best assassins know how to blend into the masses. he would be "the last thing you never see" were he to mean to kill you

[TheThreeMusketeers09]

awwww toby let us meet his parents!!

he must be serious about our relationship now <3

[killerx10001]

4:07 lol he is texting

[Yahiko25]

Mombuscus: I raised a famous person...

Dadbuscus: I raised a nut job...

[khyechun1]

I cant do that infront of my parents. I wouldn't just been awkward

[RHINOCRUNCH]

we make gaming vids! <3

[VileTrigga]

/watch?v=8ul_TCspT5s

[Chukcha35]

I wonder what his parents were thinking when he was making this video haha

[REZNOVz9000]

I could not do that infront of my parents

[Adam31799]

where did you go after you got to the airport???!>?!

[whitehairedcaptin]

How is he able to do that in front of his parents

[BlinkBoxcarAvA44]

i wouldnt be able to do that in front of my parents

[TheGodofBlades]

Darkness, then redness, then momness?

[LeMewn]

DadBuscus did not look happy.. D:

[KTStudiosInc]

His Dad Doesn't Smile. :/ And Texting While Driving

[CLAY2275]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew love the shirt Toby

[tomtomgags]

PUT IT ON YOUR PORCH

[ryanster246]

@tomtomgags SAFTEY PORCH

[Gavin27696]

The awkward moment when you vlog with ur parents

[FENCELIZARDMAN]

harry potter look alert

[cupperlover123]

MOMBUSCUS AND DADBUSCUS!!!!!

[Binnie151]

@cody2hip616 What is wrong with you?

[ryryaubaub347]

your dad looked so pissed

[iratevideos9]

safety mod by iratevideos9-

safety mod

first u download WinRAR

safety mod

next u extract the .jar

safety mod

then u do some other stuff

safety mod

if use it it might save chunks

[mjlover231]

i wonder what they talked about after he turned the camera off 0.0

[321GBR]

What happens when someone buys your song off iTunes? how do u get the money? how do u upload a song onto iTunes??

[AssasinsHonor]

Mom: Hes sooo funny.

Dad: Hes possed by the DEVIL!!!!



[AznHeartsRice]

he should play qwop

[LieutenantFish]

holy shit

[24redbullman]

wasn't it intro redness redness and whiteness

[arielleferre]

Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^

[TriszzBrownstone]

Neukfout

[4ft6asian]

His moms like

"im glad toby found a job he likes! :D"

His dads like

"WTF did i raise? He was supposed to be a doctor."

[AnimatedGenecide]

No darkness in intro!! NO!!!

[TheDRofminecraft]

Press every number for... strangeness...

[TheDRofminecraft]

Press 2 for Sword!



[MrZDirector]

Was his dad texting while he was driving?

[Annabanana1013]

daddybuscus. :)

[SimpleManTech]

This is so awkward to watch.

[Jdawg7957]

i like safty torches



[lewrocks]

After the video:

silence

silence

silence

dad:your grounded

[DismayingChief3]

@lewrocks EHY!!!!!! .... it dadBUSCUS

[Supersaiyan4mario]

R U Gonzo the Great from Newgrounds.

[trabant14]

I thought Dadbuscus would act just like u:D

[farrellrocksalot]

you need to make your parents mombuscous and dadbuscous shirts!

[SuperDestinyDude]

Its completly quiet in the car.

Toby: AUDIENCE? WHA? WHAT ARE YOU DOING DRIVING ME TO THE AIRPORT??!!

Dadbuscus: "F*ck my life*

[Hollylovesgreen]

His parents are like:

"Oh god... Is this what he does all day?"

YEP.

[TheOnlyB196912]

Dad: Unamused....

[milanvaessen96]

@TheMaestroman09

He has his own house you know

He doesn't live with his parents -.-

[xlovesmilemusiccx]

mombuscus is like" when is he going to stop talking? Gosh."

dadbuscus is like "Maybe if i just keep looking at the road and don't say anything, he'll stop pointing the camera at me and stop talking..."

Hahaha :DD

[Tehnoobishway]

Awkward moment when ur favorite youtube star lives with his parents >.<

[xlovesmilemusiccx]

@Tehnoobishway that awkward moment when he actually doesn't >.<

[SuperDudeNotMan]

@Tehnoobishway He has his own house? He was just visiting for thanksgiving, and here he's going to the airport to get back home.

[treyb822]

me want a tubuscus shirt.... alot like so muches badness that me not talking rite

[HIPandiDONTmeanHOP]

this is pathetic, why am I even commenting...

[BrianIceIsNice]

XD Tobys dads expresion is like "What have i created....."

[commandogames123]

He must do this quite often coz his mum and dad didnt crash the car lol

[Larzon196]

entire*

[Larzon196]

i wonder what his mom and dad were thinking this enitre video

[Idonthaveanamelol]

That's the look of a Dadbuscus that wanted his sonbuscus to become a doctor.

[111berserker1]

im not going to lie his parents must be concerned...

[total636]

Your parents are just looking away...

[LonelyIsland100]

I think you have ADHD like me.

[MyDino57]

Moms Hold The SAFTYY WATTERR!!

[deadlyseraphim]

hey look the in-laws....WILLYOUMARRYME!?...­your dad scares me though...

[NotSoHuprfull]

I love the way, your parents just let you do your vlogs. :D

[wilrenfroe]

if i was toby...my parents would disown me

[Thebluedubninja]

your dad is so quiet

[TheMightyDuke197]

Papabuscus is disappoint

[TheZizybalooba]

thumbs up if you want a animated i can swing my sword

[gogoleitearms]

Toby! Mom seems cool but your dad needs to work on his sense of haha.

[Zarnirox]

Father is dissapoint...

[Z62KK]

I think your parents are silent for a reason.

[kekegrant]

hhhhhhhmmmmm, i wonder if his parents think he's crazy

[deej1011]

@kekegrant I'm pretty sure they KNOW he is >.>

[AntiVaccine2]

@kekegrant see my vids&learn herbs as reishi,dill,dock,kelp,kale,tur­meric ETC!

[klayclay]

She isn't holding bottled water...that's safety water!

[kloe152]

GET IN THE BACK!

INTRO OF DARKNESS, THEN REDNESS, THEN MOMNESS! lol Toby ur awesome

[pokecrazygal]

Your dad looked awkward the whole time.

[funnyguy329]

Everyday the wii is gone!!!!!! Those were the good ole days

[Wookieman809]

Amazing quotes from this video: "She works out, so she can... We fight sometimes. Eh, I usually win, but som-sometimes I don't...I don't wanna talk about it... Anyways" And "YOU BETTA CLEAN YO' PLATE! I'm like, since when have you talked like that? ALWAYS! I ALWAYS TALK LIKE DAT!... Motherf- mom! Don't swear in front of the audience!"... Pure epicosity!

[Ravengaurd6]

Dad: If I wasn't driving, I'd double face palm.

[pezzuloman123]

Ur mom = : )

Ur dad = 0.o "what is he doing?"

[Mandrous]

your mom is too legit.

[BloodyNinja47]

You bought your family 80 presents! 0.0 Where is the our presents Toby?

[xXTerretslayer2Xx]

Anyone else think the dad felt awkward during the entire video haha

[HafdirTasare]

Damn! These glasses look stylish on you!

[Xxfadedshadows1xX]

D:< put that cell down old man ur driveing

[AUSHTEEN]

0_0 IN THE BACK! lolz

[BetterThanDiamondz]

lol ther like stfu

[GoldenZero98]

his parents must be so proud...

[peanut1billion]

lol dadbuscus is like....... -.- wtf

[crestwinter]

Your dad seems so serious lol > ヮ < ; I'm scared haha

[thebenagal2]

Your parents are so cool, im i was recording myself talkin to my phone while driving to the airport with my parents, theyd be like "who the HELL are you talkin to!"

[TheMaestroman09]

I think his dad is like : Ah baby Turner get a real job and live by yourself papa and mama Turner will past for apartment. Toby: Ah but baby Turner loves Papa and Mama Turner. Dad: but baby Turner need to get real job. Toby: Don't Papa Turner love baby Turner no more? Dad: GOD Dangit you know Papa Turner loves Baby Turner! Toby: Okay Papa turner. Then they arrived at the airport.

[heisback27]

stop at 2:3......do I see a dadbuscus half-smile?

[emmgooify]

hey toby tell your dad t not text and drive x the text people jk lol

[VGInterviews]

2:42 no Toby, that was SAFETY WATER!!!

[WillicusAwesomeus]

Toby's Dadbuscus looks pissed off at his son XD

[WillicusAwesomeus]

Toby and his FAMILYBUSCUS are AWESOME!!!!!!

[AlessandraDarkstar]

I just want to thank you parents for being awesome and bringing you into the world, as well as putting up with your craziness! :D

[Madelonetj]

Lol, parents are like 'Yeah whatever, kid'

[TheKAFRO]

Ur dad is so out of it

Like in the hole vid he didn't smile once

[calofgamerz]

Hi Tobuscus please add calofgamerz that's my channel cya! Ps ill add u 2

[LetsMakeHIStory777]

omfg i say it tarjet too :o

[IceQueenx128]

BROBUSCUS!!!!!!!!!!!

[The12Jacob]

I'd feel.... awkward if i was like that around my parents.

[webshowwomen343]

how do you win shirt?

[jogador134]

Tobuscus- :D

Mombuscus- :3

Dadbuscus- O`_´O

Brobuscus- Y U NO PUT ME ON VIDEO TOBY?!

[tonksandshizz102]

Your parents... O_O

[skinboard777]

his parents.....i dont think they like to talk :O

[hottdogger10]

i wonder how embaressed his parents feel :I

[kshearer98]

His dad is thinking, "why couldn't he have been a jock..."

[WillyWolfman]

His parents must not like being recorded.

[dennisvheumen]

I can swing my safety torch torch

I can swing my safety torch torch

I can swing my safety torch torch

[Cazdc]

.... your parents must be so proud :)

[SittingBass]

TOBY! you are one smexy confident guy!!!!

[TheMrLanee]

Your Dad looks likes he's about to hit a bitch!

[WARar1234]

Why does ur dad  always look mad haha

[sailorchibimoo6]

SAFTEY WATER

[411angelgirl]

the only thing good about being sick, is that i get blessed by Toby. X3

[411GuitarMan]

@411angelgirl yeah i get what you mean! and your name is very similar to mine?

[TheNukeMuffin]

You saw Mombuscus lift the hand of discipline at the utterance of profanity.

[shutthehellup6666]

ps mombuscus is amazazing

[shutthehellup6666]

his dad drives around like *ghetto toby voice* " ya dats right dis my son foo .........pssh i duno what da hell he talkin bout ..who cares? he be famous !! Whoo! WHoo!"

[Isrel156]

Is it just me or his dad doesn't like being on a video or be with him?

[jetengine9]

I watch safety torch like A MILLION BOBILLIAN GAZILLIAN times!!

[meganpeters100]

I wouldn't be able to do this in-front of my parents.

[HaseaoDGX]

Your mom looked like she was kinda having fun...

Your dad looked like he wanted to go PHFDGBHGEILFGHD:KKHFLK o.O