@Death2theNWO777 yeah but its a big ass book so him im sure if you wrote down everything germans ever did in this big ass book im sure even they reference laughting to once or twice.
@foblbby I was just going to say precisely the same thing. Clowns are incredibly scary. Shark attacks me, I lose a leg. Clown attacks me, I'm psychologically scarred for life. I'd rather lose a leg than my fucking mind.
God does have a sense of humour, we have a sense of humour and unlike other animals we are made in in his image (I don't mean in the physical sense, but things like creativity, morals etc). Animals don't have a sense of humour, so it's not something that everything has. And since there is no law he made saying you can't have a good time and joke with one another providing it's not immoral, it would be safe to say God does find things funny. Therefore he has a sense of humour.
god has a sense of humer all ugly guys gays and mentally retarded guys have big dicks god dont hate gays he made them better looking then str8 guys made all the girls love them
@RaindbowIceCreamXD actually satan is just a representation of ancient philosophers idea of chaos. "The greeks said chaos is a mistake and order is how it should be", Dr. Werner Krieglstein. In fact the origin of the word goes back to the greek word diaboloing which meens to throw balls all over the place (disorder)
@NIckolay1987 It hard not to notice the top rated comments which are just below the video (which co-incidentally happen to be the punch lines).........
I love how Akmal Saleh does not laugh during this whole set. In all honesty, that guys comedy is terrible it doesn't actually surprise me that he didn't find any of this funny.
@landrover853 unless ofcourse he has mercy, which i doubt considering the stories of the holy books. if god had mercy and love he'd say "i understand that you were kidding and i can take a joke. and even if you weren't kidding what you did isn't bad enough to warrant eternal punishment." thats basic forgiveness and mercy...
I could ask you here to define God and give evidence of his existence, but I'm kinda sure that's pointless. So yeah, whatever. Also, Blorh exists, blesses you and loves you with all his liver.
THE ONE TRUE GOD ALMIGHTY. You sound like your in the need for some videos. Watch "DIE HITCHENS DIE." And the other two videos by the same guy they are hilarious.
This is from the Great Debate which is held every year as part of the Melbourne Comedy Festival. I'm not sure what year this clip is from, but Arj was also in the 2009 debate. If you look up the Great Debate and Melbourne Comedy festival on youtube you'll find lots of clips from many of the debates
ya u can, my ancestors were :D Im not kidding, jewish community within germany. They were born there and raised there and moved here I believe in the 1800s
Not only is he funny, his jokes are very intelligent and well put together. Arj could be one of the greats if he managed to find a really good and well connected promoter.
so let me just say in closing that.... we win, our side wins xDDD this guys fucking awesome
randomlimit27 2 weeks ago
Who won??
pnutgallery514 2 weeks ago
LOL @ the roaring applause at 4:40
MrAnarchojoe 3 weeks ago
where is the carl barron on this?
Specialone4212 1 month ago in playlist comedians
Look at animals they are funny!
meshel2012 1 month ago
this is where its all happening
goatphilososphy 1 month ago
0:00 FIST OF THE NORTH STAR!
ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAAAAAAAAAAAA!
The1AndOnlyDannyBro 2 months ago
Is that the same Arj from Arj and Poopy?
PassionateGoth 2 months ago
so who actually one?
CassidyRaeLovesYou 2 months ago
@CassidyRaeLovesYou
won?
Angerfist2 2 months ago
@Angerfist2 yea thats what i ment
CassidyRaeLovesYou 2 months ago
Ahkmal... unamused.
eromarap123 2 months ago
Sure Arj was born in America, but I think we can all agree that he's actually Australian.
Shermanicus 4 months ago 2
@Shermanicus I'll agree to this if we get to claim the ridiculous amount of Australian actors living here as American.
penguinworm 3 months ago
@penguinworm Sure. You can have Mel Gibson. Nah, jokes dude. I was just being stupid.
Shermanicus 3 months ago
When God ordered to maim and kill 42 children by two she-bears that was hilarious! Just because they told Elisha he was bald! Hilarious I say!
telmopaz 5 months ago
Lol compare In the early days when Jesus was alive and 1980's
kuht123 5 months ago
He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.
Psalm 2:4
A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
Ecclesiastes 3:4
The Lord shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming.
Psalm 37:13
Death2theNWO777 6 months ago
@Death2theNWO777 yeah but its a big ass book so him im sure if you wrote down everything germans ever did in this big ass book im sure even they reference laughting to once or twice.
punkhippe 6 months ago
@punkhippe
good God
lol people these days...
Death2theNWO777 6 months ago
I think a Clown attacking me would be scarier than a Shark... O.O
KatieKinsBear 7 months ago
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arj barker isn't funny.
halflifeproductionz 7 months ago
I would rather a shark then a clown =\
foblbby 8 months ago 3
@foblbby I was just going to say precisely the same thing. Clowns are incredibly scary. Shark attacks me, I lose a leg. Clown attacks me, I'm psychologically scarred for life. I'd rather lose a leg than my fucking mind.
devourerofbabies 7 months ago
@MrDeepinCanada this is a shit joke.
kiriakoz 8 months ago
dark sense of humour is superior and it's everywhere.
theworldGodonlyknows 9 months ago
God does have a sense of humour, we have a sense of humour and unlike other animals we are made in in his image (I don't mean in the physical sense, but things like creativity, morals etc). Animals don't have a sense of humour, so it's not something that everything has. And since there is no law he made saying you can't have a good time and joke with one another providing it's not immoral, it would be safe to say God does find things funny. Therefore he has a sense of humour.
Scott111188 10 months ago
@Scott111188 im not entirely sure this was an actual debate dude, it was just a comedy show
KILLSWITCHFAN69 10 months ago
@Scott111188 His sense of humor is giving kids aids in africa.
kksrlndk435 10 months ago
Can u post the whole debate
FreshlySqueezedGrug 10 months ago
59 people have no sense of humor
neraksel 10 months ago 3
@neraksel no their just german lol
JAKanDAX 5 months ago
1:31 3 o fthe biggest mingas in the crowd
trishatukanowa 11 months ago
@trishatukanowa
lol
sitonmyfacedarling 11 months ago
1000th like ftw
BIazerD 1 year ago
god has a sense of humer all ugly guys gays and mentally retarded guys have big dicks god dont hate gays he made them better looking then str8 guys made all the girls love them
ITALIANO87RAFF 1 year ago
LOL
btw Satan makes all the bad stuff happen not God :}
RaindbowIceCreamXD 1 year ago
@RaindbowIceCreamXD
People make bad stuff happen.
35TCK 1 year ago
@35TCK yep, that too lol
RaindbowIceCreamXD 1 year ago
@RaindbowIceCreamXD But God created Satan... didn't he?
jonahtakalua1 11 months ago
@jonahtakalua1 nope, satan created himself
RaindbowIceCreamXD 11 months ago
@RaindbowIceCreamXD well im not religous but if satan is a fallen angel and angel were created by god that would make it that god created satan
mj1641 11 months ago
@mj1641 w/e lol :)
RaindbowIceCreamXD 11 months ago
@RaindbowIceCreamXD No, nothing can create itself. That's ridiculous.
jonahtakalua1 11 months ago
@jonahtakalua1 Satan was orignally an angel. He turned bad. He left God. Simple. He didn't actually physically create himself, but he turned bad.
RaindbowIceCreamXD 11 months ago
@RaindbowIceCreamXD Oh I get what you're trying to say. But still.. God created everything, so that includes evil.
jonahtakalua1 11 months ago
@jonahtakalua1 lol, yeah i guess...
RaindbowIceCreamXD 11 months ago
@RaindbowIceCreamXD actually satan is just a representation of ancient philosophers idea of chaos. "The greeks said chaos is a mistake and order is how it should be", Dr. Werner Krieglstein. In fact the origin of the word goes back to the greek word diaboloing which meens to throw balls all over the place (disorder)
doogiedog1234 10 months ago
@RaindbowIceCreamXD
that makes no sense bro
TheReazonFortheWorld 11 months ago
arj, arj, arj, just so you know, im not german
chriwawa15 1 year ago
@chriwawa15 you're not god either
84K3R80I 1 year ago
@84K3R80I no, just no
chriwawa15 1 year ago
Hilarious.
barfoo24 1 year ago
ty for being intelligent
bevz2nikki 1 year ago
Awesome fact: arj is indian!!...too bad he doesn't own it much though :(
great comedian non the less!!
this1wasnttaken 1 year ago
i want to marry this man and have his babies. sigh.
LilNYMama 1 year ago
Arj is Dave grohls twin
tightgoalie10 1 year ago
there are clown attacks. tila tequila got clown attacked rofl.
TheAkizo 1 year ago
Hahaha i don't like to repeat funny stuff someone said in a video, but "God is German" was hilarious!
ChateauTouring420 1 year ago
I don't have a -what the fuck !!
imyumi 1 year ago
did arj's team win the debate?
3664242 1 year ago
@3664242 yeh they did, every year they do this and every team he's on wins
Hoju95 1 year ago
Arj kind of reminds me of Mike Shinoda from Linkin Park. They both so cool!!!
thevengance 1 year ago
Of course he looks impatient. Akmal is never happy unless he is the one talking...for hours and hours and hours.
Ipwarn 1 year ago
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"Therefore we can conclude that god is german." xD
Kareem707 1 year ago
one of the guys sitting at the table on stage wasn't laughing at all. he looked kind of impatient. what a fucking asshole.
Wuhhhht 1 year ago
Epic
surpss 1 year ago
God is German! Brilliant!!
marcohorowitz8 1 year ago
God has a sense of humor............... look at the Carolina Panthers
shadylpfan 1 year ago 19
@shadylpfan buuuuurrrrrnnnn
blusuck 8 months ago
theyve made them funny often by making bullshit out of thin air
blusuck 8 months ago
Anyone else get sick of people posting the punch lines in the comments and ruining the whole thing???? : (
stevenesmond2 1 year ago 181
@stevenesmond2 Just a suggestion: Watch the video first and then read the comments.
NIckolay1987 11 months ago
@NIckolay1987 It hard not to notice the top rated comments which are just below the video (which co-incidentally happen to be the punch lines).........
stevenesmond2 11 months ago
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WilliamHenryHolloway 1 month ago
If God didnt have a sense of humour, we'd be all dead HAHAHAHAH :)
aznboi9832 1 year ago
Maybe god like BLACK HUMOUR? Shark attacks might be funny to him?
BLackCobraPictures 1 year ago
Of course God has a sense of humor, do you really think the butt had to make a sound when people pass gas?
XXXREDROOMXXX 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
TomoTheGuitarMan 1 year ago
LOL do you have the whole debate and is it possible to upload all the parts of this debate? especially akmals part =D.
Beanioski 1 year ago
watching this for the first time, I was literally JUST going to say clown attacks right before he did!
OceanMinded1024 1 year ago
"Therefore tonight we can conclude that god.... is German." XD
BunnyDollAlix 1 year ago
who won??
jekatuga93 1 year ago
who won motherf*ckers?
usernamealredytaken 1 year ago
I dont have a dick on my.....WHAT THE F***!?
Mantooth901 1 year ago
hahahaha 4:39
ricardinho511 1 year ago
ok. nothing special.
viklondon 1 year ago
God is man-made control, nothing more, nothing less.
nat6660 1 year ago
G-d he is fucking great!!!
joelsmith76 1 year ago
@joelsmith76
Who's "G-d"?
TheWitchOvAgnesi 1 year ago
he kind of sounds like Will Ferrel at the part about the meat in germany (kind of)
MiiikeeeHuuunt 1 year ago
I love how Akmal Saleh does not laugh during this whole set. In all honesty, that guys comedy is terrible it doesn't actually surprise me that he didn't find any of this funny.
13Avian13 1 year ago
that sucks, he's normally funny /:
Lovettjosh 1 year ago
the jury is not amused.
Serious cat must be around///
Angerfist2 1 year ago
hahahaha
"WHAT? No pants on thursday. Well, thats gunna take abit of the kookiness out of casual friday"
19cookie92 1 year ago
If there's is no god then we win right there!
MrTimmytanker 1 year ago
uaaah, I´m german! haha
ElGuitaristo79 1 year ago
wow, this guy rocks
gorillagirlgorilla 1 year ago
actually some of the commandments ARE pretty funny. thou shalt not wear clothes of mixed fibres
mooglebee 1 year ago
Ahaha! Awesome! 5:40 . LOL , he's hella funny.
Was this in Melbourne ? Anyone know where / when this was?
Nozomiichan 1 year ago
what about the platypus?
Sokkiekat 1 year ago
man he's really screwed if god is real
landrover853 1 year ago
@landrover853 unless ofcourse he has mercy, which i doubt considering the stories of the holy books. if god had mercy and love he'd say "i understand that you were kidding and i can take a joke. and even if you weren't kidding what you did isn't bad enough to warrant eternal punishment." thats basic forgiveness and mercy...
khazal12 1 year ago
@landrover853
Sorry, mate, which god? Because, you know, if Zeus is real, you're screwed. I'm just sayin'.
ajronmejden 1 year ago
@ajronmejden
God exists.
DoNotBeHighandMighty 1 year ago
@DoNotBeHighandMighty
I could ask you here to define God and give evidence of his existence, but I'm kinda sure that's pointless. So yeah, whatever. Also, Blorh exists, blesses you and loves you with all his liver.
ajronmejden 1 year ago
@DoNotBeHighandMighty Which god?
rootvalue 1 year ago
@rootvalue
THE ONE TRUE GOD ALMIGHTY. You sound like your in the need for some videos. Watch "DIE HITCHENS DIE." And the other two videos by the same guy they are hilarious.
DoNotBeHighandMighty 1 year ago
this shouldn't be funny... they're not clever jokes... but he does it well. And I laugh. So I am pleased.
PrinceOfSpane 1 year ago
Don't heckle God
kyleDIESEL 1 year ago
Arj Barker is awesome. ^^
andrewlol379 1 year ago
wow, Arj Barker, ur really not funny....
dupersloby 1 year ago
@dupersloby what!!!! are you German'?
boosomentity 1 year ago
@dupersloby WOW, dupersloby u must be german.....
stevenesmond2 1 year ago
"What! No pants on Thursday? Well that's gonna take a little bit of a cookyness out of casual Friday!"
whitey555 1 year ago 2
i dont have a - what the fuck!
Bestayyy 1 year ago
thou shalt not...wear pants on Thursday
beerad715 1 year ago
Akmal Saleh is not listening to Arj!
pomegranateish 1 year ago
haha god is german xD
jekatuga93 1 year ago
Such a funny guy, check my vids for some more Arj clips.
TheBobRiversShow 1 year ago
Clown attacks. Hahaha SO awesome
nick30893 1 year ago 2
i like the ending! haha
ellis233 1 year ago
haha he was thinking hard on that commandment joke. just saved it.
gathyman 1 year ago
Oh Arj!
nothugsinourhouse 1 year ago
PERFECT! LoLx
saher212 1 year ago
Does God has a penis?
TheAbacus42 1 year ago
no, he has 3
hamtotem 1 year ago
the guy sitting on the chair is trying not to laugh.
939291 1 year ago
@939291 the 'guy' on the chair is john safran. australian comedian
halfbaht 1 year ago
@halfbaht thats fantastic, i don't care.
939291 1 year ago
If only the muslims could have as much humility. Imagine doing this about allah in saudi arabia...
kusalaviro 1 year ago
lol, is this some kind of show debate? if someone knows please give me more info, so i could watch it (or link from youtube..)
IvIvaT 1 year ago
This is from the Great Debate which is held every year as part of the Melbourne Comedy Festival. I'm not sure what year this clip is from, but Arj was also in the 2009 debate. If you look up the Great Debate and Melbourne Comedy festival on youtube you'll find lots of clips from many of the debates
tull0032 1 year ago
It was like a one time thing.
92benno92 1 year ago
It says at the end of video man.
vhghe 1 year ago
did he team ends up winning??
Queens0x0x 1 year ago
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this dude is not that good
SF3089 1 year ago
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suprockyo 1 year ago
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thats crap, 7 minutes of my life wasted..
TycoonMediaGroup 1 year ago
meata pita
therealsum0kat 1 year ago 3
I love Margaret Cho!
hallospacegirl 1 year ago
what show is this??
its great =D
zpdngl 1 year ago
@zpdngl its the great debate its usually on once a year in Australia i think around the time of the Melbourne comedy festival
pieguy2 1 year ago
haha thanks, but it sucks since i live in the US =/ but wtv im sure i can find it on youtube eventually
zpdngl 1 year ago
this is good, witty guy.
idem0n 2 years ago
anybody have any idea where I could see the rest of this "debate"?
Phyre112 2 years ago
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filthy indian moron.. you people are like cancer virus. where there is indian people there is garbage.
jhonmarten1972 2 years ago
The aussies loved the german jokes.
niverent 2 years ago 3
der is no god ,, !
DPx111 2 years ago
The Lord works in Hilarious Ways...Arj Barker rules!!
boxsterman23 2 years ago 6
I love John Saffran!
flashpro62 2 years ago 2
ROFL "god is german" XD
ranilinkov 2 years ago 5
"God works in hilarious ways son"
fanicia42 2 years ago 71
@fanicia42 thanks i didnt get the punch line.
11FrenchFry 1 year ago
look at the girl when hes says heretics
superdude1452 2 years ago
i love this guy, met him when he was doing his tour in Australia... hes pretty awesome
happytrishy 2 years ago
Dude, try and get Carl Barron's segment up. Hilarious!
standoutsrock 2 years ago
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He is funny but his accent is a tad hard to get through when he speeds up. Aussie accents can, at times, be rough.
HumanStrategy 2 years ago
@HumanStrategy arj barker is american, hence the american accent.
snuh17 2 years ago 4
Arj Barker is not who I was referring to. I was talking about Carl Barron and you would have known that if you would have been paying attention.
You are obviously lost and mistaken.
HumanStrategy 2 years ago 2
he's Indian-American
BringFateTheHorizon 2 years ago 2
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just because he performs on an australian show dfoesnt make him so hes american and if u cant tell the difference i pity you
DangerasTM 2 years ago
Carl Barron is not American by nationality.
Lrn2google
HumanStrategy 2 years ago 5
i saw your other messeges when u were refering to carl after i posted mine my mistake
DangerasTM 2 years ago
Meata Pita!?
mavinajfan 2 years ago
LOL, don't heckle god. This has to be one of his best performances ever.
grumpone 2 years ago
quoting a knights tale
" the pope may be french, But Jesus is English!"
God is german, bitches.
5p1t 2 years ago
sry hitler is not god
nickdavishoss 2 years ago
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lolz no hes not, hes a jew
cant be german and jew.
rebound985 2 years ago
ya u can, my ancestors were :D Im not kidding, jewish community within germany. They were born there and raised there and moved here I believe in the 1800s
arktheball 2 years ago
? what.
cwegers1 2 years ago
umm yeh u can be a German and the Jew..its not a Nazi state anymore
azzapowlza 2 years ago 4
ur an idiotm its just a comic debate
GhostaZZ 2 years ago
You sir.. are a moron
panthermes 2 years ago
Brilliant closing but he stuttered it which is a massive shame.
welshy238 2 years ago
omg no. it was sarcastic!
JoeCoolS04 2 years ago
im from germany.. and i dont get it. why should we eat more meat? ;-)
Love this guy!
JoeCoolS04 2 years ago
r u 4 reall
uggzzi 2 years ago
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Wulfrig 2 years ago
The 'God is german' bit is priceless!!!
canadianeyes 2 years ago 7
Not only is he funny, his jokes are very intelligent and well put together. Arj could be one of the greats if he managed to find a really good and well connected promoter.
grumpone 2 years ago 4
We can conclude that God is German... lol!
oliver4105 2 years ago 8