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  • if hitler had a army of these guys he would have ruled the world!

  • soooo eeeh... whats the name of the song :D?

  • I wonder what was in the water lol

  • whats the name of this song

  • @PsnMrlucy freestylers-push up

  • whats the track ?

  • @118Huntervasser Freestylers - Push up - should be on the right in suggestions

  • @jdimmock1 Thankyou!

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  • wtf?

  • fucking shit

    

  • its almost like thriller except michael jackson is a ripped techno viking and his "zombies" are like bumbling drunk russians

  • @FandangoMyMango

    drunken russians??? that´s german people! D=

  • This is a triumph of music synching.

    Fcuk a thumbs up, 5 stars!

  • What the fuck was in that water he was handed! i want some !

  • at 2:08 the song says "baby shake that ass" and techo viking points with his finger and says something

  • looking to beat -up a drunk!! im your man hahahaha

  • That guy can go!

  • 2:16 "Baby shake that ass" LOLLOLOLOL

  • Sorry, Electric Six version is way better :)

  • Beowolf can fight.. BUT HE CAN DANCE ASWEL!! so watchout <3

  • Shit lol what was in that water??

  • I like how he stopped dancing to carefully take the time to read the dumb ass flyer then ripped it up like he was too cool to go there.

  • @Mr1337Assassin You're retarded

  • @Mr1337Assassin lol everyone knows the true Vikings are Norwegians and Danes only.

  • @JinWingKazama ...and Swedes!!!!!!

    And look after Haithabu...big Viking City -> north germany^^ what a irony...

    'Viking' ist the best word for him, better than German (germanic) oder Berzerkr..

    and really, do you know that he didn't came from Sweden to Berlin to the Parade?

  • What the hell was in that water?

  • He can dance. I need to learn those steps. :-) Get down with ya bad self T.V.

  • 1:57 It was a Invite to Chuck Norris Birthday Party

  • @gameblub Chuck Norris does not, nor ever needs a "Birthday". He is what you call an "Immortal" so it shant be an invitation to a party, but an invitation to spend the weekend in Asgard.

  • if that's not chivalry then it doesn't exist

  • So THIS is what THOR does on his days off.

  • @DeVstatrOmga joke is you dont even know how real what you said could be

  • horrible song, wtf

  • Man tits to themax

  • lets go mr technooooo ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    

  • I'm sure the viking ancestor spirits are laughing at this freak... but he's so fucking funny.

  • the Berlin wall just came down and this is what came pouring through...

  • shake that boobs^^

  • чё за трек?

  • I'll have whatever is in that water bottle

  • TECHNO VIKING! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • ÁLLATT :D

    

  • Wow that viking dude can dance I like his style!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1:26 WIN!!!!

  • i will straight farfinnuggen your ass if you dont sit your ass down!!

  • HE SAID,"i'LL smack the dogchit out of you you dont sit your ass down.

  • @eyeofthelyger lololol beowulf classic

  • haha drugs in germany are way better than in uk

  • 0:57 - OBJECTION!

  • Technovicking's mother :)

    /watch?v=I3cDUO-Mwgk

  • Am Morgen ein Joint und der Tag ist Dein Freund. Am Mittag ein Trip und Du bist wieder fit. Am Abend ne Spritze und Dein Tag ist wie dieser..Daumen runter:D

  • Am Morgen ein Joint und der Tag ist Dein Freund. Am Mittag ein Trip und Du bist wieder fit. Am Abend ne Spritze und Dein Tag endet wie dieser..Daumen runter:D

  • any1 know name of this song from gta? ;D

  • Ice Ice Baby !

    Vanila Ice's Freestyling German Brother.

  • I just discussed this with my friend, this guy is seen rarely on youtube cuz he only spawns once. ul guys :'(

  • ALL HEIL TECHNOVIKING! OBEY, BASTARD!

  • 1:11 what the fuck was in the water

  • I like xtc too

  • He looks like a nice guy

  • shack that ass bitch!!!

  • His tits are fuckin dancing with him o.o

  • This guys badass and hes got moves.

  • @KMFDMable Reminds me of the swed off of mercanaries

  • he got diagnosed with technodancitus for beating valhalla in a danceoff. Now he can't stop.

  • I remember seeing this shit on yahoo news or something a couple of years ago. FUcking epic video! Just a shame about the music thats been slapped ontop of the video like a bad paint job!

  • 0:44 "Oi!!!! Nooooo!!! Get the FUCK out!, dont let me see you here again!"

    0:58 "I thought I told thee, to fuck off!, you see this finger?"

    1:11 "give him this water, he's had his pills, hold it upside down though, thats how vikings like it"

    1:24 "heyar mate, that was fucking refreshing! Now im ready to move like THIS!"

    2:03 "whats this shit? A spice girls comeback flyer, fuck those pussies! Im a man!"

    2:17"Your about THIS close to entering valhalla! head first you prick"

    This was my story

  • hahaha omg i want to marry him haha

  • 2:15 "Baby Shake that ass" n Points

  • lol

  • LIKE A BOSS

  • looks like he thought his steroids werr extacy.. thats how shit like this happens.

  • this guy is awesome...

  • fail

  • ITS BROLAF :D

  • they dont look like they drunk... maybe XTC????

  • @MrBeatcreep

    It doesn't look like they are horny

  • XD

  • Ohhh great song HAHAHA >:)

  • nono widac szeroko bylo ...ale jak sie ma takiego wodzireja...hehe to musi tak byc

  • @dzmerr

    I know right???

  • 4:20 haha

  • 2:14

    HAHAHA

    *raises finger again with an im-not-playin look on his face* -

    "Baby shake that ass!"

  • Awesome video..and the music is just perfecto for this vid.

  • fuck now i wanna be a viking and point at people !!!!!!!

  • 157 People cant dance :D

  • he looks like keith jardine on E

  • the MUSIC are GREAAAAT , best for this video

  • Got the video right but the music aaaaaahhhh......no not at all

  • Grab The Sword and Show us Your Moves ! ! !

  • Beowulf rulez

  • You really think techno viking would dance to this ?

  • Long live Techno Viking!

  • this is promo

  • The Chuck Norris PWNER!

  • Notice guy in background with st patricks day had and dude on left with a beer. So you can tell they've been drinking also almost everyone is whirring something green so it's probably st paties day

  • watch?v=e9GUWWvOTLk

  • best techno viking version by far. just annoying when his handlers took him away :(

  • best techno viking version by far.

  • 0:56 He said "Where I come from... (bass)...We dont play around..." Epic hahahahaha

  • hahahahahaha this guys da man fukn mean shit g

  • HE COCK IS TIED TO HIS LEG OR IS THAT HIS SWORD AND THEN HE THROWS AWAY THE FLYER GIVEN TO HIM(2-22) IN THE END HE LEAVES WITH HIS BOYFRIEND ...... CONCLUSION IS THAT HE A VIKING MOFO FROM THE PAST TO BREED WITH THE URBAN HIPPIES STREET CLEANERS

  • I can only imagine how the viking rave went that night

  • @xxx804xxx it was very good disco tec rave that night very good musica. people like it very much people had very good time that night.

  • wwtttfffffff

  • The all look like they are drunk and cant dance, except for Beowulf. He dances well.

  • @eyeofthelyger there more than drunk

  • @eyeofthelyger not exactly..drunk

  • @stupidkid1337 tell me that blue haired chick isnt drunk or on something...

  • @eyeofthelyger indeed, the people following him are a bunch of weirdos. Insane moves by the viking though :P

  • Isso é uma bichona!

  • My idol

  • what was in that water! as soon as he drank some BAM!!!!

  • TechnoViking vs. Henry Rollins ??

  • This galic beast is a viral legend and hes yet to be found?

  • this video brings a smile to my face

  • Putting the techno viking to any dance music is great haha

  • looks like Chuck Norris has 150 YouTube accounts XD

  • why would someone dislike this video.. great song choice

  • good song , 

  • OMG ! This guy is so funny , just imagine old times Vikings dancing like this in a battle .

  • what's the song?

  • @fetishhhh song: Freestylers - Push Up

  • very nice song choice. i love this tune, havent heard it in like 3 years! :DDDDD

  • **SHOUT** THIS IS SCNADINAVIA !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • M.J has nothing to do with this! :)

  • funny shit wen he fucks the guy off at the begining lol

  • Song name? ;)

  • @gasiokas Push Up- Freestylers

  • Dem titties

  • That song at the beginning makes technoviking seem a little less manly, but it is funny the way the music works out when he starts to dance--that part was hilarious. but gay.

  • My remix /watch?v=dJIzhDKbfHs

  • what's his name?? I already see him in freeFight or k1....thks.

  • @mrblptte No, that's the Dean of Mean Keith Jardine. It might be his twin brother though

  • For all the non-ravers out there that was probly liquid G not water. ; )

  • epicc

  • The Village people called.

    They are missing their Viking.

    Das ist das gayest Ding, das ich gesehen habe.

  • i bet someone put something in his drink

  • denn mach ich platt

  • that guy in the end should be happy that he is still alive ...

  • I am entranced by his jiggling pecs.

  • so in order to defeat the Techno Viking, you just grab his goatee from behind? easy.

  • sein name ist Shlepkopper Hans ;)

    techno 4 ever!!!!!!!!

  • Anyone ever figure out who this guy really was?

  • that reminds me of Vinland Saga

  • I'm BEOOOWULLLFFF and i like techo ♥

  • whahwa lol

  • looks like Beowulf hahahah

  • looks like beowolf hahahah

  • Techno viking reminds me of Chuck Liddel

  • wtf look at his dick

  • wtf - he's Giant!!!!!!!

  • 0:56 - 1:02 the world hardest thing! :)

  • music fail !

  • Techno viking is not amused about the music :/

  • How much fukin mojo do you gotta have to grab the king of the techno vikings by the beard and direct him? That must be god or something...

  • tektonic ftw

  • I serve him any time of the day. What a nimrod

  • 146 people are freestylers

  • beowulf was bassed on this guy lol

  • don't fuck around with the techno viking XDD

  • SYNOPSIS; "You make me point again I will fucking kill you....now water....now DANCE...ticket for some stupid shit...you made point again you fuck!....now MORE DANCE!!! Just another day in the life of THE techno viking

  • its all bout the cocain.

  • I dont think TECHNOVIKING would appreciate the shitty music.

  • His pecs are bouncing to every little beat.

  • 0:35 'HEY DUDE. BE GENTLE WITH THE LADDIES! OR I LL KICK YOUR ASS"

  • this guy is awesome ^^

  • He looks like the guy from Mercenaries 2

  • @DehE1337 Sure:)

  • @TheSnaker15 HE DOES

  • @DehE1337 that or guy from mythbusters lol

    

  • meanwhile, in Germany...the Techno Viking littered. And no one said a thing.

  • :57 I'M WARNING U FUCKER!! LOL GET TO THE CHAWWWPPA AWHHHHH

  • SHAKE DAT ASS

  • um mal einiges zu klären zur person selbst das ist Keith Jardine ein UFC-Fighter nur mal nebenbei :)

  • 0:32 what the hell. is that guy trying to cop a feel on blue haired lady? Technoviking looks like he wants to rape that guy.

  • honestly how can anyone dislike this video it's HILARIOUS

  • that was freakin awesome....TECHNO VIKING