@gameblub Chuck Norris does not, nor ever needs a "Birthday". He is what you call an "Immortal" so it shant be an invitation to a party, but an invitation to spend the weekend in Asgard.
Am Morgen ein Joint und der Tag ist Dein Freund. Am Mittag ein Trip und Du bist wieder fit. Am Abend ne Spritze und Dein Tag ist wie dieser..Daumen runter:D
Am Morgen ein Joint und der Tag ist Dein Freund. Am Mittag ein Trip und Du bist wieder fit. Am Abend ne Spritze und Dein Tag ist wie dieser..Daumen runter:D
Am Morgen ein Joint und der Tag ist Dein Freund. Am Mittag ein Trip und Du bist wieder fit. Am Abend ne Spritze und Dein Tag endet wie dieser..Daumen runter:D
I remember seeing this shit on yahoo news or something a couple of years ago. FUcking epic video! Just a shame about the music thats been slapped ontop of the video like a bad paint job!
Notice guy in background with st patricks day had and dude on left with a beer. So you can tell they've been drinking also almost everyone is whirring something green so it's probably st paties day
HE COCK IS TIED TO HIS LEG OR IS THAT HIS SWORD AND THEN HE THROWS AWAY THE FLYER GIVEN TO HIM(2-22) IN THE END HE LEAVES WITH HIS BOYFRIEND ...... CONCLUSION IS THAT HE A VIKING MOFO FROM THE PAST TO BREED WITH THE URBAN HIPPIES STREET CLEANERS
That song at the beginning makes technoviking seem a little less manly, but it is funny the way the music works out when he starts to dance--that part was hilarious. but gay.
SYNOPSIS; "You make me point again I will fucking kill you....now water....now DANCE...ticket for some stupid shit...you made point again you fuck!....now MORE DANCE!!! Just another day in the life of THE techno viking
if hitler had a army of these guys he would have ruled the world!
gofixmechickenpotpie 1 week ago
soooo eeeh... whats the name of the song :D?
TheMols14 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
I wonder what was in the water lol
crazygirl3111 1 month ago
whats the name of this song
PsnMrlucy 1 month ago
@PsnMrlucy freestylers-push up
MrChocolatepro 3 weeks ago
whats the track ?
118Huntervasser 2 months ago
@118Huntervasser Freestylers - Push up - should be on the right in suggestions
jdimmock1 2 months ago
@jdimmock1 Thankyou!
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he sucks. wtf why do people think he is so great at rave dancing? omg, i have seen way better
theEricoeric 2 months ago
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theEricoeric 2 months ago
wtf?
sobektus 2 months ago
fucking shit
TeoTekmail 2 months ago
its almost like thriller except michael jackson is a ripped techno viking and his "zombies" are like bumbling drunk russians
FandangoMyMango 3 months ago
@FandangoMyMango
drunken russians??? that´s german people! D=
xGxMxKx 2 months ago
This is a triumph of music synching.
Fcuk a thumbs up, 5 stars!
xdarkwing104x 3 months ago 3
What the fuck was in that water he was handed! i want some !
lmnllouis 3 months ago
at 2:08 the song says "baby shake that ass" and techo viking points with his finger and says something
matzklim 4 months ago in playlist Music 7
looking to beat -up a drunk!! im your man hahahaha
gofixmechickenpotpie 4 months ago
That guy can go!
Pinballe1 4 months ago
2:16 "Baby shake that ass" LOLLOLOLOL
KillFact 4 months ago 5
Sorry, Electric Six version is way better :)
mando1337 5 months ago
Beowolf can fight.. BUT HE CAN DANCE ASWEL!! so watchout <3
zesusdk 5 months ago
Shit lol what was in that water??
LE5TA 5 months ago
I like how he stopped dancing to carefully take the time to read the dumb ass flyer then ripped it up like he was too cool to go there.
pimpin8noillusion 5 months ago
@Mr1337Assassin You're retarded
ThermoRage 5 months ago
@Mr1337Assassin lol everyone knows the true Vikings are Norwegians and Danes only.
JinWingKazama 5 months ago
@JinWingKazama ...and Swedes!!!!!!
And look after Haithabu...big Viking City -> north germany^^ what a irony...
'Viking' ist the best word for him, better than German (germanic) oder Berzerkr..
and really, do you know that he didn't came from Sweden to Berlin to the Parade?
tommi7678 4 months ago
What the hell was in that water?
emp1231014 5 months ago
He can dance. I need to learn those steps. :-) Get down with ya bad self T.V.
perfectbeat 5 months ago
1:57 It was a Invite to Chuck Norris Birthday Party
gameblub 5 months ago 31
@gameblub Chuck Norris does not, nor ever needs a "Birthday". He is what you call an "Immortal" so it shant be an invitation to a party, but an invitation to spend the weekend in Asgard.
ThePokeCardCollector 2 months ago
if that's not chivalry then it doesn't exist
Starbob66 5 months ago
So THIS is what THOR does on his days off.
DeVstatrOmga 6 months ago 59
@DeVstatrOmga joke is you dont even know how real what you said could be
xDreams2Realityx 1 month ago
horrible song, wtf
imGenji 6 months ago
Man tits to themax
Windofjizz 6 months ago
lets go mr technooooo ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
XTRAORDINARYish 6 months ago
I'm sure the viking ancestor spirits are laughing at this freak... but he's so fucking funny.
ZeroBoostBuick 6 months ago
the Berlin wall just came down and this is what came pouring through...
spiraling69 6 months ago 3
shake that boobs^^
wtf123muh 6 months ago
чё за трек?
Ingibork 6 months ago
I'll have whatever is in that water bottle
TongueFu3410 6 months ago 2
TECHNO VIKING! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
EMERALDanimations 6 months ago
ÁLLATT :D
KeserAkos7 7 months ago
Wow that viking dude can dance I like his style!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZerokillerOppel 7 months ago 2
1:26 WIN!!!!
Z3NBU 7 months ago
i will straight farfinnuggen your ass if you dont sit your ass down!!
gofixmechickenpotpie 7 months ago
HE SAID,"i'LL smack the dogchit out of you you dont sit your ass down.
gofixmechickenpotpie 7 months ago
@eyeofthelyger lololol beowulf classic
LRYDER09 7 months ago
haha drugs in germany are way better than in uk
mpure40 7 months ago
0:57 - OBJECTION!
Zormac 7 months ago
Technovicking's mother :)
/watch?v=I3cDUO-Mwgk
discjockeydado 7 months ago
Am Morgen ein Joint und der Tag ist Dein Freund. Am Mittag ein Trip und Du bist wieder fit. Am Abend ne Spritze und Dein Tag ist wie dieser..Daumen runter:D
joe1604penner 7 months ago
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Am Morgen ein Joint und der Tag ist Dein Freund. Am Mittag ein Trip und Du bist wieder fit. Am Abend ne Spritze und Dein Tag ist wie dieser..Daumen runter:D
joe1604penner 7 months ago
Am Morgen ein Joint und der Tag ist Dein Freund. Am Mittag ein Trip und Du bist wieder fit. Am Abend ne Spritze und Dein Tag endet wie dieser..Daumen runter:D
joe1604penner 7 months ago
any1 know name of this song from gta? ;D
stuby00 7 months ago
Ice Ice Baby !
Vanila Ice's Freestyling German Brother.
nitrostateteam 7 months ago in playlist Music
I just discussed this with my friend, this guy is seen rarely on youtube cuz he only spawns once. ul guys :'(
xsApollo 8 months ago
ALL HEIL TECHNOVIKING! OBEY, BASTARD!
SuperBlackOverlord 8 months ago
1:11 what the fuck was in the water
MufasaOhDamn 8 months ago 2
I like xtc too
roel9191 8 months ago
He looks like a nice guy
brdaws 8 months ago
shack that ass bitch!!!
gofixmechickenpotpie 8 months ago
His tits are fuckin dancing with him o.o
bobilmuratore 8 months ago 3
This guys badass and hes got moves.
KMFDMable 8 months ago 3
@KMFDMable Reminds me of the swed off of mercanaries
theleoandsatanfan 8 months ago
he got diagnosed with technodancitus for beating valhalla in a danceoff. Now he can't stop.
jkremlin 8 months ago 4
I remember seeing this shit on yahoo news or something a couple of years ago. FUcking epic video! Just a shame about the music thats been slapped ontop of the video like a bad paint job!
ncshuriken 8 months ago
0:44 "Oi!!!! Nooooo!!! Get the FUCK out!, dont let me see you here again!"
0:58 "I thought I told thee, to fuck off!, you see this finger?"
1:11 "give him this water, he's had his pills, hold it upside down though, thats how vikings like it"
1:24 "heyar mate, that was fucking refreshing! Now im ready to move like THIS!"
2:03 "whats this shit? A spice girls comeback flyer, fuck those pussies! Im a man!"
2:17"Your about THIS close to entering valhalla! head first you prick"
This was my story
ncshuriken 8 months ago 3
hahaha omg i want to marry him haha
XXTheCutiePieXX 8 months ago
2:15 "Baby Shake that ass" n Points
KillFact 8 months ago
lol
Estillz96 8 months ago
LIKE A BOSS
rocky2694 8 months ago
looks like he thought his steroids werr extacy.. thats how shit like this happens.
imjustexcited 9 months ago
this guy is awesome...
jandereinzige1 9 months ago
fail
adamwald 9 months ago
ITS BROLAF :D
KloBus1 9 months ago
they dont look like they drunk... maybe XTC????
MrBeatcreep 9 months ago
@MrBeatcreep
It doesn't look like they are horny
mrxtechdoodles 9 months ago
XD
imnotbite 9 months ago
Ohhh great song HAHAHA >:)
ROBER237 9 months ago
nono widac szeroko bylo ...ale jak sie ma takiego wodzireja...hehe to musi tak byc
cujo1488 9 months ago
@dzmerr
I know right???
oxmor 9 months ago
4:20 haha
JumpInTheFire87 9 months ago
2:14
HAHAHA
*raises finger again with an im-not-playin look on his face* -
"Baby shake that ass!"
TheMushroomsAreHere 9 months ago 5
Awesome video..and the music is just perfecto for this vid.
calvindexter75 9 months ago
fuck now i wanna be a viking and point at people !!!!!!!
17shotglock 9 months ago
157 People cant dance :D
bakriHS 10 months ago
he looks like keith jardine on E
nigbot1 10 months ago
the MUSIC are GREAAAAT , best for this video
bakriHS 10 months ago
Got the video right but the music aaaaaahhhh......no not at all
metalobliteration 10 months ago
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Lame old man!
TheGadler 10 months ago
Grab The Sword and Show us Your Moves ! ! !
JEIWILBER 10 months ago
Beowulf rulez
rmisztal666 10 months ago 3
You really think techno viking would dance to this ?
MonsterMunchAreAce 10 months ago 2
Long live Techno Viking!
jaz88pa 10 months ago
this is promo
gofixmechickenpotpie 10 months ago
The Chuck Norris PWNER!
FUNNYGAMER3125 10 months ago
Notice guy in background with st patricks day had and dude on left with a beer. So you can tell they've been drinking also almost everyone is whirring something green so it's probably st paties day
EliteBUCK24 10 months ago
watch?v=e9GUWWvOTLk
Zau6907 10 months ago
best techno viking version by far. just annoying when his handlers took him away :(
Cesspit7 11 months ago
best techno viking version by far.
Cesspit7 11 months ago
0:56 He said "Where I come from... (bass)...We dont play around..." Epic hahahahaha
MrTupufia 11 months ago 80
hahahahahaha this guys da man fukn mean shit g
humm2thaU 11 months ago
HE COCK IS TIED TO HIS LEG OR IS THAT HIS SWORD AND THEN HE THROWS AWAY THE FLYER GIVEN TO HIM(2-22) IN THE END HE LEAVES WITH HIS BOYFRIEND ...... CONCLUSION IS THAT HE A VIKING MOFO FROM THE PAST TO BREED WITH THE URBAN HIPPIES STREET CLEANERS
majestico12 11 months ago
I can only imagine how the viking rave went that night
xxx804xxx 11 months ago
@xxx804xxx it was very good disco tec rave that night very good musica. people like it very much people had very good time that night.
MrKon14 10 months ago
wwtttfffffff
CordeVerte 11 months ago
The all look like they are drunk and cant dance, except for Beowulf. He dances well.
eyeofthelyger 11 months ago 142
@eyeofthelyger there more than drunk
acky1244 8 months ago
@eyeofthelyger not exactly..drunk
stupidkid1337 7 months ago
@stupidkid1337 tell me that blue haired chick isnt drunk or on something...
eyeofthelyger 7 months ago
@eyeofthelyger indeed, the people following him are a bunch of weirdos. Insane moves by the viking though :P
Danyel992 6 months ago
Isso é uma bichona!
KaktusCarlos 11 months ago
My idol
Damuse8191 11 months ago
what was in that water! as soon as he drank some BAM!!!!
18CEEdotBEE18 11 months ago 2
TechnoViking vs. Henry Rollins ??
MrBeautifulba1 11 months ago
This galic beast is a viral legend and hes yet to be found?
DamnitHurley 11 months ago 2
this video brings a smile to my face
MarsAttacks2035 11 months ago 2
Putting the techno viking to any dance music is great haha
audioleisure 11 months ago 2
looks like Chuck Norris has 150 YouTube accounts XD
ethanshuman1 1 year ago
why would someone dislike this video.. great song choice
AionBoTH2 1 year ago
good song ,
moroder65 1 year ago
OMG ! This guy is so funny , just imagine old times Vikings dancing like this in a battle .
HorrelLimbo 1 year ago
what's the song?
fetishhhh 1 year ago
@fetishhhh song: Freestylers - Push Up
carlosalgaba15 1 year ago
very nice song choice. i love this tune, havent heard it in like 3 years! :DDDDD
visualkei72 1 year ago
**SHOUT** THIS IS SCNADINAVIA !!!!!!!!!!!!
davaeron666 1 year ago
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@davaeron666 **STOUT** SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED !!!!!!!!!!!! XD
tRaShGuTz 1 year ago
M.J has nothing to do with this! :)
notym2lose 1 year ago
funny shit wen he fucks the guy off at the begining lol
whybounce1983 1 year ago 2
Song name? ;)
gasiokas 1 year ago
@gasiokas Push Up- Freestylers
noobymooby 1 year ago
Dem titties
noobymooby 1 year ago
That song at the beginning makes technoviking seem a little less manly, but it is funny the way the music works out when he starts to dance--that part was hilarious. but gay.
Jordaanxxx 1 year ago
My remix /watch?v=dJIzhDKbfHs
Rusio223 1 year ago
what's his name?? I already see him in freeFight or k1....thks.
mrblptte 1 year ago
@mrblptte No, that's the Dean of Mean Keith Jardine. It might be his twin brother though
bizzlesizzleohfo 1 year ago
For all the non-ravers out there that was probly liquid G not water. ; )
ManTheBush 1 year ago
epicc
TVDaJa 1 year ago
The Village people called.
They are missing their Viking.
Das ist das gayest Ding, das ich gesehen habe.
seditionary 1 year ago
i bet someone put something in his drink
SOLdealemana 1 year ago 2
denn mach ich platt
UseKinq 1 year ago
that guy in the end should be happy that he is still alive ...
N0light91 1 year ago
I am entranced by his jiggling pecs.
brucewayne79 1 year ago
so in order to defeat the Techno Viking, you just grab his goatee from behind? easy.
MaladaptiveCatalyst 1 year ago
sein name ist Shlepkopper Hans ;)
techno 4 ever!!!!!!!!
serialsale 1 year ago
Anyone ever figure out who this guy really was?
ReverendSyn 1 year ago
that reminds me of Vinland Saga
eVialix 1 year ago
I'm BEOOOWULLLFFF and i like techo ♥
TheAmazingDanny 1 year ago
whahwa lol
buttheadt 1 year ago
looks like Beowulf hahahah
SuperGlemus 1 year ago
looks like beowolf hahahah
SuperGlemus 1 year ago
Techno viking reminds me of Chuck Liddel
venom2294 1 year ago
wtf look at his dick
somastylo 1 year ago
wtf - he's Giant!!!!!!!
kryshotone 1 year ago
0:56 - 1:02 the world hardest thing! :)
RealEbola 1 year ago
music fail !
LiLMasterMan13 1 year ago
Techno viking is not amused about the music :/
1Kartoffelbauer 1 year ago
How much fukin mojo do you gotta have to grab the king of the techno vikings by the beard and direct him? That must be god or something...
proswangsta 1 year ago
tektonic ftw
SmooglyDino 1 year ago
I serve him any time of the day. What a nimrod
Poncke 1 year ago
146 people are freestylers
Fother69Mucker 1 year ago
beowulf was bassed on this guy lol
MrSkatekidsam 1 year ago
don't fuck around with the techno viking XDD
allenamenverben 1 year ago
SYNOPSIS; "You make me point again I will fucking kill you....now water....now DANCE...ticket for some stupid shit...you made point again you fuck!....now MORE DANCE!!! Just another day in the life of THE techno viking
dngu00 1 year ago 2
its all bout the cocain.
SikeSikeSike333 1 year ago
I dont think TECHNOVIKING would appreciate the shitty music.
ha68ha 1 year ago
His pecs are bouncing to every little beat.
Eragarev 1 year ago
0:35 'HEY DUDE. BE GENTLE WITH THE LADDIES! OR I LL KICK YOUR ASS"
DimitrisLost 1 year ago 4
this guy is awesome ^^
fragapple 1 year ago
He looks like the guy from Mercenaries 2
DehE1337 1 year ago 45
@DehE1337 Sure:)
TheSnaker15 10 months ago
@TheSnaker15 HE DOES
DehE1337 10 months ago
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@DehE1337 The guy from Mercenaries 2 looks like him...
Nightmare1337 10 months ago
@DehE1337 that or guy from mythbusters lol
killinghitler1 9 months ago
meanwhile, in Germany...the Techno Viking littered. And no one said a thing.
donmajikjuan 1 year ago
:57 I'M WARNING U FUCKER!! LOL GET TO THE CHAWWWPPA AWHHHHH
ltb007 1 year ago
SHAKE DAT ASS
quanmandetil 1 year ago
um mal einiges zu klären zur person selbst das ist Keith Jardine ein UFC-Fighter nur mal nebenbei :)
CophEntertainment 1 year ago
0:32 what the hell. is that guy trying to cop a feel on blue haired lady? Technoviking looks like he wants to rape that guy.
jcb777777 1 year ago
honestly how can anyone dislike this video it's HILARIOUS
jcb777777 1 year ago
that was freakin awesome....TECHNO VIKING
LadyLostInBooks 1 year ago