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  • I tryed that on a black chick once. Didnt work out so well

  • mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • yeah and then you say those words, come back and have nothing else russian to say

  • wow, lemon water is tough in russia?

    No wonder we won the cold war.

  • @kohleraw12 who is we?

  • Perhaps this video should be titled...how to get a russian woman to slap you?

  • Okay how about when you come back and shes either gone or still sitting the looking stupid with no lemon water, and shes ignoring you while talking with her cockblocks.

    Or gets the drink one way or the other and squirts visine in it ohhhh

  • i find this funny im from nz i just have to speak and the panties drop

  • ochen' tebia lubim, Marinochka. Tol'ko slovo "IZVINITE" pishets'a cherez "i".

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  • but what if she watched this video?

  • "Very often I as a good looking woman experience man noticing me, however very few of them dare to make the first step. I remember how challenging it was for me to meet a man who would ask me out for a date. I can assure you that there is nothing sexier for woman than meeting a confident man having enough self esteem to make a contact with her."

    Self-esteem, body language, other skills can be learned. Being attractive and easygoing with women is not an exception. It is combination of the above.

  • I got slapped

  • Hahaha. Excellent lesson! Many thanks for the fun video. :D

  • wtf????????!!!! it worked :Di have a russian girlfriend now :DDDDDDDDDD thnx:D

  • I found the guy in the mirror to be very attractive

  • im russian!!!!!!!!!

  • so gonna try this! ha!

  • I think its a bull shit guide, I know how to pick you up tho miss marina all I'd have to do is grab your hair and shove my dick in your mouth then bend you over nd pound you den cum on your tittys baby

  • @cal1million your so perverted. im russian and that would never work for me. i doubt it would work for marine either. or anyone else.

  • @cal1million That's rape, not pick up. Are you confused? 

  • Im going to laugh my ass off when someone actually trys this and its and they say it completely wrong, then the female will just stare at the male saying what a dumbass American. ( When your saying the same thing about Russians but your looking at her tits. ) 

  • i'll tell you one thing-- that wouldn't work on me!

  • @AmberRooster6 Unless it was a guy that you already liked. Or are you that cynical?

  • @begood20000 What? haha i don't know if you understood me.. I just meant I like when guys are nice-- not assholes. :P

  • The Cryllic alphabet is also commonly used by aliens and people who want to confuse every Latin/Germanic speaking person to death.

  • I got a drink thrown in my face

  • Omg this actually worked!

    Спасибо!

  • I want to see the second lesson!!!

  • Russiangirlfriend.co.uk

  • Couple spelling mistakes, i.e. "лимон" & "извините" should be written with "и", not with "e". Also "не надо" are two separate words and not one. But the video is pretty good. I had fun watching it.

  • I guess I learn languages word-by-word rather than phrase-by-phrase, which means I'd HAVE to watch this over-and-over-again 10 or 20 times ... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, the aaaaaaaaaaagonyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyy!

  • le ragazze italiane sono le più calde!

  • 0:40 - не надо раздельно пишется. А так видео прикольное.

  • piwa idiotko

  • Okay guys, here's REALLY how to pick up russian chicks.

    Tbl Kraysivia (You're beatiful)

    Ya tbya Lyu Blyu (I love you)

    and for the douches

    Bishiya CuCu (big tits) lol

    Thumbs pl0x :)

  • Извените через букву "и" правильно писать(извините)

  • dura takaja,, iza tebja vse dumajut 4o ruskiji prostitutki,, no tolko tie takaja!

    nada dumat inogda!

  • x10

  • damn she's so hot !!!

  • Izvini, naruči mi vodu s limunom. Eto me za čas.

    Because REAL men only drink lemonade! :)

  • Being an asshole to women works all over the world I guess.

  • @Rainman4051 You must not have extensive experience when it comes to socializing with women. Its all about control. Most women are naturally submissive creatures. Until you've gotten a woman to submit to you; you'll never know what great sex is......its great!!! "Mr. Nice" guy isn't very sexy in fact he seems like a pussy....."Macho Man" is sexy and not a pussy......what kind of sex do you want to have?

  • Может я ебу ваши сиськи?

  • @shotgun9922 свой член слишком мал

  • @shotgun9922 Yes

  • Ill tell you how to get an russian girl go to russia and show her your american passport

  • @Faintpumpkin916 LOL i hate to wake you up but being a yank isnt like having a portable miracle worker, after all just ask george bush..

  • krytp sto paminjalo stil :)

    

  • I know how to pick a Russian girl!! Here in Greece is very easy!! 10 euros easy..

  • @SirPhoebus That might be so people with no tact, just like you, also can get laid once in a while. Lucky you.

  • Marina, that's not true, Polish women are most beautiful ;P

  • It didn't work, Marina.

    

  • hahah she says practice everyday for 10 to 15 minutes.... hahah it takes longer for me (:

  • ИзвИните! И, а не Е!!!111

  • Try the James Bond trick; instead of the water with lime order a vodka matini, shaken nto stirred. That should impress her more.

  • @STSWB5SG1FAN the point is to ask her to order the water with lemon for you, which is free. And not have her pay 6-12 dollars for a drink for yourself. Cause then you look like a cheap asshole, and less of a cool guy asking her to get you a drink.

  • @JKurayami Actually I was thinking if you frequent said bar, you'd already have a running tab and the bartender would know you by name all she'd have to do is mention it. That's how James would do it.

  • @JKurayami ( and anyway your only pretending to walk away, she just places the order you come back and pay for both.)

  • @STSWB5SG1FAN the reason though is because some places have you pay upfront instead of run a tab, especially clubs. which with the music in the background, this seems to be a club. But you're right, if it's a bar you can pay. But if it's something more prestigious like a dance club, water would be the better option.

  • SUKA.

  • @letherzoz101 is suka slut in russian

  • @600trillion no

  • SLUT

  • @letherzoz101 UMAD she is hotter than you??gtfo bitch!

  • @Metallicfusion92 nah shes just fake

  • @letherzoz101 You mad?

  • smash a bottle of jack daniels over her head and ur good

  • @BhudhaLovesBudlight should be a bottle of Beluga.

  • произношение что то уже хромает... в смысле русское, как минимум далеко от Москвы. :)

  • yeah but when you say that phrase and you come back she will expect you to start talking russian :D and you dont :D I have a better way to pick up russian chicks just look them in the eyes and ask if she has a liter because you have forgotten yours :D works every time :D with russian chicks

  • just drink vodka

  • пишется не лемон а лимон :3

  • guys it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all! :(

  • I'm soryy but if this is really supposed to have a learning purpose you have to speak slower and clearlier and repeat the russian sentences.

  • munchable

  • Well in Detroit there are so many Russian parties here!! I might try it there one day! And the girls there are not HUGE gold diggers.

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  • It worked for me!!!!!

  • @PLMclovin for me as well, but I suspect my gold mastercard to had a better effect at that time

  • tell her she got nice tits

  • Marina, why have you been acting so erratically lately? The quality of your videos, both in the content and the presentation, has declined considerably. Did you just wake up one day and forget how to make videos?

  • tried this, it kinda worked, but when i got back the bitch kept talking to me in her goddamn scribble language. i had to just walk away from that shit. if you live in America, speak goddamn English.

  • Of course, she'll probably have spit in your water before you come back. Which is only fair if you're going to act like an asshole.

  • i tried this and got slapped...

  • Hello my little stroganoff.

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  • so gimme water-lemon shit an lgo fuck k?)))

  • I suggest u visit russian bars much more often! maybe than ull b able to investigate anythin in it! ba right now u dont give a shit.... MB worked in 90s' ba na now absolutely! i dont even know wha works now ! its just like - "go with situation!"

    Ba 80% cases NOTHING WORKS $-no, BENLEY, PORCHE, FERARRI -no, house - no, cocaine even na everytime works! drink 100% na works! PRESENT A CAR - 100% works(if ull do it), invite to resort - 100% works (if ull do it) ba 80% cases girls afraid everythin!)

  • I suggest u visit russian bars much more often! maybe than ull b able to investigate anythin in it! ba right now u dont give a shit.... MB worked in 90s' ba na now absolutely!  i dont even know wha works now ! its just like - "go with situation!"

    Ba 80% cases NOTHING WORKS $-no, BENLEY, PORCHE, FERARRI -no, house - no, cocaine even na everytime works! drink 100% na works! PRESENT A CAR - 100% works(if ull do it), invite to resort - 100% works (if ull do it) ba 80% cases girls afraid everythin!)

  • dumb an useless advise! works in 30% cases if u goodlookin and got enough $ inna pocket! maybe works only with Marina dk)))

    ususally girls in moscow just god headache! everybody around u! they don even know wha they want and why they here! so the totaly na interested ur water-lemon shit! they interested each other! or theme selfs or kuno DADDY type man! Specially 50 yo with 100 rbs inna pocket - thats wha they want! they all with a duckfaces, everybody laughing about em around, ba ther cool

  • *facepalm*

  • Didn't work :P

  • Марина, ты гонишь - не "лемон" а "лимон", не "извените", а "извините"

  • im a student studying in Moscow. the girls here don't even look at you. they're so snobbish.

  • a lot of mistakes like "извените" ("извините") and also. it's a plan?

  • I tried it. It doesn't work !

  • Easy to do. Put one hand behind her shoulders, the other just above her knees and lift with your knees, not your back. Then up she comes. And you've picked up a Russian woman. Simple. Luv always, Ross :D

  • In plain words russian women like assholes, oh wait thats all women.

  • God..

    Realy you are so hot..

    ♥.♥..

    i love you :3..

  • @Myka138 Not me, others

  • "Пррривет" для начала научи говорить без акцента, чтобы не получалось "пиувэйт".

  • I would make love to you everyday. If I should ever meet you. You wonderful woman, teacher you. Thank you so much for being so beautiful. What inspires you to act the way you do?

  • I never had to speak russian to the many russian women i "met" in Korea...There were alot of russian women in Korea beleive it or not ;)

  • Но вы нужно первы изучать руское произношение.=Pero usted necesita primero enseñar la pronunciación rusa de cada letra.=But first you need to teach the pronounciation of every russian letter. Russian Phonetics is easy is you know how to pronouce every letter on the words. CONGRATULATIONS !!!

  • @MrEmorfus Rusian Phonetcis is easy IF (CONDITIONAL) you knows how to pronouce every letter joined on the words. 

  • C'mon Marina still have like 5 more years before she turns into an ugly Russian woman!

  • Yay good hot for words is back.

  • Show some commie boobs!!

  • What the hell??? She wrote Russian words with mistakes!!!!! Shame on you, Marina!

  • haha plan B,release inside then make her take it

  • Get me some water with lemon, and I'll be right over... What more could a man want?

  • Не пример а хрень какая-то !

    Нет, ну кто так знакомится ?

  • извЕните, лЕмон. Позор

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  • Wow!!! Is that ending music produced by your crew or is it a track from somewhere else?? Totally like it!!!

    Can you plz tell me?? спасибо!! : D

  • Включу граммар-наци. ИзвЕните - это ужасно! Пишется извИните. И лИмон.

    Но все равно, Марина, Вы молодец! Согласна с каждым пунктом.

  • problem is after talking them, what keeps the convo going if you dont know how to speak in russian?

  • Why Thank You!!

  • When @FPSRussia meets a man who is tougher than him, his rifle's safety gets turned OFF.

  • I went out and tried it...I ended up with a bullet in my stomach from .45's Milla Jovovich...I tried with a Ukrainian woman because if I had tried with A Russian one I would have ended up with a bullet in my head! lol!

  • Thumbs up if FPSRussia should watch this and bag Marina

  • Great video! :D

  • apparently she watches this to but she kicked my ass for trying it

  • Me : Hot For Words do you want to have sx with me ?

    Hot For Words : DA !

  • im so happy you're back :)

  • Scandinavia + Russia + Czech = OMFG, hothothothothothothothothothot­hohotho!!!

  • such a beautiful language...

  • What I say is "I'd like to know you better, do you swallow?"

  • AWESOME BUT I'M 17... GOT ANYTHING  FOR YOU YOUNGER VIEWERS???

  • @kobyfan81 your ordering water with lemon .... im sure there isnt an age restriction on that where your from .....

  • I approach Russian women with "How much for a blowjob?"

  • BUT WHAT IF YOU HAVE A DEADLY CITRUS ALLERGY??????

  • @AwesomeFish12 then ur going to die muahahaha

  • учите олбанскиЙ :)

  • я попробую как ты советуешь :)

  • I am with u >> keep on

  • Awesome! I like the idea of you teaching Russian. It's very interesting to learn the origin of English words but It's much more likely that I'll run into a Russian man/woman and it'll b cool to speak Russian. It'll surprise hem also :)

  • marina, please slow down, we have plenty of time when we are with you. Medelna medelna ... kiss kiss

  • so to get this straight.. you know 2 lines.. and when you get back she'll say a bunch of shit and you're like wtf u talking about!?

  • May be, "извИните"? ;-)

  • Excellent idea. I look forward to learning Russian with you.

  • looks like people are getting tired of your tits honey

  • How to pick up a Russian girl:

    1. Show off all your money as often as possible to prove to her that you can afford her. Don't worry about conversational skills, she has none and if you have money whatever you say she'll think you're Einstein.

    2. Pay for everything, especially her unhealthy shopping addiction and her plastic surgery.

    3. Chop off your private parts and resolve yourself to a life of celibacy. She believes her cooch is far too special to give it up to anyone.

  • @HighAcuity

    You're totally right!!

    Most russian Women are stupid silicon bitches looking for a sugar daddy to pay her drinks and botox. =D

    Damn- i should become one.

  • @HighAcuity Also works for girls like Paris Hilton :)

  • @HighAcuity LMAO I'm a Russian guy and I agree with parts one and 2. Fucking sleazy hoes.

  • She's Back, awww yeeaa

  • The best way to "pick" a Russian girl like you is just to have money ;)

  • Can you make a porno with OGFurious.

  • YOU'RE BACK!!!!! =D

  • Now say, " Nuclear Vessels"

  • Отлично! Меня зовут лншн, Я начинаю видеть по-русский. I have been being taught Русский for a few months via online from a great teacher (Вы из Укрина) and this will compliment everything I've been learning wonderfully :D Спасибо, до свдания ;D

  • This was great! :D

  • Russian language is so hot. I love their accents, too. Will be the next language I learn, after Japanese. :)

  • I am part russian and i have always wanted to learn how to speak it. This is so cool!

  • Go to Google and type in the phrase "phonetic russian" for a great talking dictionary at the top of the search results.

  • @JiminWestLA awesome thx for the link

  • let me buy you a drink :D

  • If I had a chance to meet Russian women like you, I would not hesitate to learn and even try to write in Russian.

  • Beautiful.

  • My past bar scene experiences have told me that body language speaks a thousand words in any tongue. If the woman should happen to be russian all that you need to know at sunrise is "dough-brey-ootra".