11 Guys You'll Always Find Playing Pickup Basketball

[CP3fankwon]

Most of the time i'm player coach like chris paul. nice vid.You should check out my channel.

[michael9184]

Ha. this is hilarious. I can sometimes be rulebook jones, and player/coach. And there is nothing more frustrating than playing never fouls guy. They get so mad when you call an obvious foul against them.

[cdg0219]

I played against the immovable fat guy a few days ago...

[hxcpwnage999]

In my neighborhood everyone picks me because I'm the tall guy that can dunk. I suck, thats all I can do, but everyone keeps picking me.

[AinaRaoelina5]

hypothetical dunker, me is!

[tamtam120]

theres also the good gear guy that cant play

[PopePagan666]

@tamtam120 that motha fucka is one of the most clownin wish they woulda put him in there.

[tamtam120]

@PopePagan666 hahaha yeah

[nbn33]

You forgot the mouthpiece guy.  Every game it inevitably falls out on the court while playing. Good stuff

[bemke33]

Is Mike Polk the hypothetical dunker & dr. quick-skins?

[TheMikeMce]

I know at least 2 dudes for every category, hilarious!

[shimeonmorpheus]

lol the war is why i missed the layup im gonna use that one lmao

[cburgess32]

who could possibly "dislike" this video?!!

[jcwkings77]

or the gay guy who plays tight d

[subchen1]

the player that claims he sucks but than lights your ass up.

[APriceless26]

@subchen1 jajaja that's me. I'll miss some lay ups, then bet them some money, and then I'll easily beat them. They get too confident to even think maybe I was missing them on purpose.

[JRich429]

What wrong with you!?

Who did you come here with!?

[MrStratGamer]

"It's just this war..."

[revelcagain]

Calling a T on the playground was hilarious.

[revelcagain]

Calling a T on the playground was hilarious.

[roxhead99]

Guy who should be center but thinks he's Ray Allen aka Mr. Stop and Pop.

Seriously though, could of been done better but all around genuinely funny video. Love it.

[dcho28]

".. it's just this war.."

[oldcat7]

Don't forget the old veterans that always wear their leg braces. They show up and are not fast at all. They take way too many shots. At one moment you look at him and he's driving and you think to yourself, "What's he doing?" and he ends up scoring on you somehow. Ballhog, slow, but crafty I guess would sum it up.

[phins19]

"who did you come here with" lmfaooooo

[adventuretime135]

That kid's got game

[vidaa82]

wanna hear something crazy? i was playin outdoor a few weeks ago and a guy actually called 3 second violation! r u serious?! we were laughng at him so hard becuz he was 4real. he had to be abt 50. then he called over and back. we were looking at him like he was crazy.

[vidaa82]

@Spanky989

that is hilarious! ive seen him many times. usually hes a big mouth.

[apollolndn]

Or the guy that calls fouls or out of bounds when he's on the complete other end of the court....

[zoaconstrictor]

lol

[akallak]

along with the bad gear dude, theres always the dude with the clean j's and the best gear that cant play worth shit

[Twizade7]

Dont forget the guy that always gets hurt and rolls around on the floor for 20 mins after :D

[MrBallaBoy21]

I'm definitely the player coach :D

[njdevseddie741]

this vid was hilarious i watched like 5 times in a row

[shawnjacob4life]

"Foul check it up. We are not even playing" lol

[bosterzacharyc]

this is so true. Everyday you see like 4 of those different types of people playing at the same time

[BlastFromYesterday]

whos richard simmons?

[bskierdude]

@BlastFromYesterday the guy from friends that always gets some

[UnionKid15]

haha classic video. thanks a lot for posting this video. soo funnyyy and yet soo trueeee!!

[imCopacetic]

im #4 and 8.5

[nightprowler10]

I'm the "never fouls" guy. :-P

[rufuspaul]

Insidehoops all up in this bitch!

[djomla9999]

@rufuspaul fo' real!

[LiLCme09]

Ball-Hog

[mattS5295]

I can't play with the war going on either... don't be ashamed

[krms101]

the dude who has all the cool gears but can't play for shit =D

[NBA1529]

@krms101 lmfao!, exactly

[levey24]

8.5 "this isn't the octagon dickhead" hahahahahahah

[100cincinnati]

the kids the only making the shots. ha

[saiyahog840]

I'm the bad gear dude lol

[redXmoney]

Lol I mostly do the coach/player thing where I tell people what to do. I only do iso when my teammates frickin suck ass.

[TheMightyAzN94]

im the guys who 75% does iso lol

[mesha1ism]

Great Clip

[purehypeballer]

What about "i got next" guy... the guy with no team and no one wants to play with him cause he sucks

and also forgot "all day" guy, misses every shot but will hit one good one and call "all day" after he hits the one

[LiLCme09]

I'm the Player/Coach :/

[sports899]

haha

[workh4rd]

great video!

[wackyfours]

i have a few friends who are the "excuse guy"

[FraisC]

lmao @ the "it's the war dude" excuse guy. and i cant stand the always fouled guy! like really stop b!tchin and be a man lol

[monkeybutt544589]

Thumps up if your the "Always fouled guy"

[andtz0]

damn, my friends and I fill a mix of those roles. :)

[UnionKid15]

hahaa classic and very funny and very hilarious, thanks a lot for posting this video, SOO TRUEEE too.

[HCadrenaline]

fuck it, im not gona lie

I'm the Mr. Excuses guy

Awesome video

[timetohoop]

Looks like the entire cavs team now without lebron

[BRITCAT09]

"It's this war..." LMAO! Of all things to BLAME!

[bigfootbanger]

how bout the 6"6 white kids that's garbage

[crakz21]

you forgot the backboard abuser...the one whos every shot banks in

[crakz21]

you cant find a better alley-oop than that... it was pretty good

[5841shorty]

I'm baller the kid

[Standup42003]

@5841shorty no u arent

[dipship31]

LOL #10 is the best!

[CJay2303]

you forgot the guy that thinks they're all that

[013802]

don't forget let me get a shot guy

[InsomniacOfTV]

awesome vids!

[bryantbassist]

The 1 asshole on your team that yells out pointers and tips to you everytime you have the ball but when he has it he makes all the mistakes he tells you not to do.

[013802]

don't forget always walk guy

[hychang5]

Rulebook Jones!  Love to hate him :)

[Obannonify]

Best line is "I can't play on a full stomach." (0:41)

[woutakasinistra]

42 people recognize themselves in one of these characters

[cwhiteyadigg]

the mexican guy that never shoots but always drives and passes

[smigio111188]

@cwhiteyadigg i would give this 10 thuubs up if i could

[SoulshineBeats]

song for nr 6?

[theJdoggIMS]

love how the foul and the never foul were the same dude!

[ajax3255]

That was little kimball walker



[giantstarheels93]

@ajax3255 kemba*

[1bjohnson1]

rulebook jones is hilarious

[Falcosthebest]

"Fat guy who cant run with leg braces but drains 3s"

[SunshineAgo]

@Falcosthebest I've know that guy. Best 3 point shooter i ever knew

[Cristiansand]

They forgot the guy who always wears the headband, arm sleeve, arm band, leg sleeve and all that other stuff.

[nictruf]

don't forget the guy who's always at the court but never plays...normally he's a pothead and everybody's his friend.

[zdeacon]

Lets go skins right now!

[ncnifrej]

purple rain plays basketball?

[thepimphaloz]

LMAO I love the guy wearing the backpack with the towel around his neck!

[drysba]

you forgot the shitty player who sold his soul to satan and thus cags every shot to go in somehow.

[Epeated]

oh its josh sneed!!! i saw this video a few weeks ago and i was like this is awesme, been spreading it around. rewatching it right now i was like this guy looks so familiar... and now i remember seeing his comedy central special

[ESW116]

lmao best video on youtube.

[mollyclaire95]

hahah skins!!

[gradyrup]

haha its just the war

[808bayside]

they forgot the guy who always trys to reinact nba stars moves...like if he does a fade away jump shot he'll yell " KOBEEE!!"

[RansomOne313]

crack killz 4:43

[muhtay0h]

hahahhahaha Loved it!!!!!!

[younghoush]

the guy who thinks hes whoever jersey he has on guy is funny too....Just cause you wear a Kobe jersey soesnt mean youre Kobe

[younghoush]

They did forget old baller dude...always one of them

[Wolfman12395]

Hey, you forgot Mr. Advantage, aka the guy who picks all the superstars and leaves all the average joe's on the other team.

[Joekingstan]

FAKE AND GAY

[22ttube1]

@Joekingstan of course its fake, its supposed to be a funny joke

[Joekingstan]

@22ttube1 i said its fake and gay because just watch RayWilliamJohnson

[mikie452370]

haaha i can relate to the last one...

[PunjabiBall3r]

lol 

[RickyMoss]

Johnny Clearout is actually the guy we call "Kobe" in our pickup games... wants to go 1 on 5 .. always want to shoot and gets mad when you don't pass him the ball

[TrainWithJosh]

@RickyMoss Exactly what I was thinking. Though I personally refer to them as "Fake Ass Kobe" haha. Hilarious video

[krisalex18]

i got the hiker! i cracked so HARD it made me fart lol

[GatorsFan24]

these are great, definately the "ball-hog" guy is one we seem to see everytime.

[RickDiggityTick]

Did you mention the ball hog?

[tehbumpy]

"... he scored like 30 points on me"

[chrisw491]

that sandwich that the fat guy was eating looked kinda good.

[F0GRAW]

@chrisw491 fatty

[heymikey7]

I got it, check it up..

"WHAT, WE'RE NOT EVEN PLAYING"

LMAOOO

[errer1]

This aint the octagon dickhead....rofl

[kramdack]

YOU FORGOT THE CHERRY PICKER!!!

[DCFACTOR]

Funny Stuff! hahaha

[DUBZ8211990]

You're forgetting

the "I'll shoot for ball" guy,

The "dressed like he's in the NBA/ excessive gear" Guy,

the "pass me the ball I'm always open" guy (who is never open, or open for a reason)

[plee627]

acting is totally not bad hahahaha

[BetoNunez6]

4:02 "this aint the octagon dickhead" hahaha wow

[MAALLOW5]

3:51 he just moved the immovable fat guy

[mikeycereal]

Some of these are hilarious, but hardly happened in the pickup games I played in. The worst in Hawaii were the ARGUING BLACK GUYS, who stood around arguing between plays and the rest of us were like come on let's play already.

[CraZzy3n3rGy]

man i hate it when guys take their shirts off man. Nobody wants to defend nasty ass sweaty guys. come on!!

[TheBostonCeltics4Eva]

HILARIOUS. Good job bros. I hope ur not that bad in real life lol

[t3rrygl3nn83]

Where is the old school baller... I always get one of those old guys who use the backboard.

[SoyElta]

@t3rrygl3nn83 WTF? You are suppose to use the backboard. Fundamentals man.

[01MLin]

AAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahah. THis is great.

[RoseberryC]

8.5 is the man!!

[hailmary7283]

An annoying subdivision of player/coach is the guy who tells you what to do while your playing. Like I hate the guy who when your in the middle of dribbling starts yelling at you 20 commands and then yells at you when you screw up. This all despite the fact that he sucks.

[camo830]

@RunDCM yah that's Kobe

[notoriousTRON]

the best part of thiso is it didn't show anyone making a shot until the kid came along lol. Great video

[CStarz608]

lol funny stuff,you should have done the sweaty guy that always wants to use body contact lol i fucken hate that guy.

[Air17JordanBaller23]

The poser who wears an Allen Iverson jersey.

[260guy1]

I'm rule book jones

[alleyeseing]

your wearing blue jeans shorts!!!

[alleyeseing]

@nickeythepug i love that dude, hes practically telling you not to pick him...i always pick the guy with the worn out recent tournament tshirt, not the one with the new looking tee, it has to be washout preferbly torn from people just plain grabing him cause they cant stop him

[youngcaesar03]

hahahahhah so true

[MrTommyree]

this isn't the octagon dickhead HAHA

[terps345]

you forgot the asian dude that always rolls in either a lakers or celtics jersey

[streetplaya23]

@terps345 i'm not sure on that one in canada... not really, when u say asian u mean filipino? cuz i think filipinos love wearing celtics/bulls/lakers gear

[RebirthBeyond]

watching this almost three years later again and it's still hilarious

[7unholyconfessions7]

@RebirthBeyond holy shit thats hilarious because at my college there is always an asain guy in a kobe jersey... hahah

[matrixphijr]

@7unholyconfessions7 Wrong response FAIL.

[mtd076]

''I got the hiker" lmao

[RunDCM]

Oh how about "ball hog guy". You know he brings the ball up the court after he gets the rebound and after doing the cross over 10 times at the top of the key decides to take it to the rim ignoring all open people on court. Usually he's black.

[RunDCM]

Yeah I hate "always gets fouled guy" and "never fouled you guy". I can remember wolverine type slashes on my arm from a dude who said he did not touch me. When I point out the 3 rakes of his finger nails on me he looked away and said he never touched me. I just laughed. Black guy are usually the worst because they will actually fight you over a call.

[LEAFBLOWA3]

good acting lol loved it!

[blab123oida]

great guys. really really good.

[OrlandoMagicFan12149]

haha he blamed his layup on the war... my pickupgames always have... an immovable fat guy, the skins guy, and the never fouls guy... lol were not even playing? and wtf is wrong with you? lol "he scored like 30 points on me"

[natedaug1]

You forgot angry hip-hop who likes to fight guy, who gets everyone pissed and ready to get in fights. This is funny though.

[OolabaSwa]

Yeah the asshole that throws the ball to the next fucking state and the "out on you" are the most annoying. The rest I can live with.

[filoeva]

That's sooo true! Btw most of this types can be found in women's play. I personally simply hate number 7, the know-it-all. But speaking as a woman I must say, that I don't see number 10 as a problem. At least from a viewer's point of view ;). You can even go bottom-less as far as I'm concerned :D

[hoornrules]

@filoeva i would like to play basketball with you

[omokheoatt]

okay guys lets go skins right now, :D

[GlitchyNigga]

haha ma homie is da always gets fould guy.

[cooliovasquez]

i am a mix of some of these

[massiveblizzard]

lol rulebook jones was the funniest

[GauchoLibre]

don't forget the tool. with the cut off sleeves.

[Guy7542]

I faced Mr.Skin yesterday, actually a team of Mr.Skins...

I also meet those baller boys often. I am one of those guys who can't stop apologizing when I foul or step on someones feet.

[F0GRAW]

@Guy7542 lol

[iliastkd]

my best friend is number 7...

[jaydavee]

Some of the music was from the game soundtrack, Interstate 76, played by "Bullmark" with the ex Third Eye Blind bassist, Arion Salazaar as the composer and bassist.

[lilbrotheoneandonly]

I'm the always gets fouled guy...........

[dbrageagainst2]

hah # 11's the man

[scorchingice26]

lmaooo this is awesome

[iamjosef12345]

Hahahaha, i laughed at the last one, its true, everytime you play in a park, theres gotta be 1 kid thats really good haha