A LOLgical test.

[ScAgCoWbOy]

God-a, oh god-a! If there is a god-a strike me down-a! :DDDDD

[spacerpg]

Moose-ah-loh-nee.

[TheDemeted]

Well I don't know why he worried about having nothing to thoughtfully stroke, because there is always something I always thoughtfully stroke when listening to bullshit arguments. And its my coc-

[FallofDarkness55]

LOL! you're hilarious man. i worship you.

[ItsMeDauntless]

8:00 I loled hard

[pompousprick]

1:35 How about the top comment up above. Someone said it and 58 clowns thumbed it up.

[LegionIscariot]

Mussolini's prayer was in cue but there was a few years wait period. God's costumer service sucks.

[RomeoCo]

1. No

2... Well he certainly knows what knowing everything means...

that was a terrible test,

[kpmadness]

Oh no! I don't exist!

[thewarriorsrok]

It's insane that such a small percentage of the earths population has ever seen Pauls videos, it makes me wonder what other awesome shit is out there that is under the radar.

[MrAudiovideodisco]

Absolute knowlege is like the speed of light, even if you have 99.99% of all the knowlege in the universe, absolute knowlege will still speed away from your understanding at the same velocity as it was when you knew 12% or even 0.1%.

Becuase the more you know the more there is to know.

[Philosification]

6:14 "owning to a lack of knowledge on your own part you don't know if god exists"

so in the strict sense of the word you cannot be a believer? ...cannot be a atheist???

By DEFINITION if we lack knowledge about god existing we're an atheist, this guy gets an F.

[corc7614]

"When god didn't immediately bow to his dictates, Mousilani..."

His face is priceless.

[tavogp]

i got an F+

[AnimeArchive1]

i gots an A+ cuz im is awesomez andz epics.......... and awesome

[TheCryoScales]

I laughed so hard at "Mousilani"

[MtraMarianelaMarrero]

My first A ever! HAHAHAHA

[TheShitSticks]

I got an A+ :D

[UrNaNsNaNa214]

god as a figure i believe was made up because people are scared of there being nothing to life that there is nothing after death that everything stops thats what i believe PEOPLE ARE AFRAID

[northstarprod]

whut about Mussolaney ? did he dun git an A+ too ???

[Din0Pancak3]

I laughed so hard I shit out a little green hat.

[eatbeavers]

I got an A+ :D

[OneClownShoe]

Thanks for the A+!! Can I send you a better trimmer for extra credit? :) Peace!!

[Esorba]

W00T!!!!!!!!!!I passed de test

[DarenSankari]

YAY i got an A+ XD

[SpectralForm]

i laughed my *ss of, very funny and true, 10/10

[Sabohaque]

I don't believe in God, and neither does atheist.

[RandomTuber782]

I shat a hat once.. It wasnt green i can tell you that much.

[VigilanteNighthawk]

I have never shit out a little green hat, but I did shit out a little green pair of loafers. Bow before the glory of the ass leprechaun!!!!!!

[yaoifanficlover]

@VigilanteNighthawk

:o

[phunkaddikt]

A+ PAUL!! BRAVOOOO

[areallylongassname2]

The chances of dying are 1 out of 1

[TheEnclavemaster]

Just so you all know that means that Paul is Agnostic! Not a true atheist.

[airandfingers]

@TheEnclavemaster

Agnosticism is the belief that knowledge of the existence of a god or gods is impossible.

Atheism is the lack of belief in a god.

Strong atheism is the belief that there is no god.

Paul is an atheist, but not a strong atheist. He's also an agnostic.

[OccamKant]

@airandfingers "Agnosticism is the belief that knowledge of the existence of a god or gods is impossible."

Actually, it's a little bit blurry. Hume defined it as that (pretty much, I think), but the word Agnostic simply means "lacking knowledge" - doesn't actually mean that there is a positive belief that knowledge is unobtainable.

Most atheists would actually consider themselves agnostic atheists, since they don't believe, but they don't claim to know.

Most theists claim to be gnostic.

[JarethGT]

@TheEnclavemaster An agnostic is more of a person who is completely on the fence about religion. If you live your life assuming God isn't real, you're an atheist. If you live your life assuming a certain God is real, you're a theist. If you just are sure about any of them then your an agnostic.

Most atheists don't claim to not know if there is a God or not (because they don't) but they reject all current religious concepts of god. An agnostic doesn't reject anything, they just aren't sure.

[FOmar151]

Can I be the leprechaun that lives in your ass, Paul? Please?

[GiantDoucheNG]

moosealani

i fucking love you paul.

[CrispProductionz]

In this video you look like Nick Swardson lol

[dradeel]

Please... PLEASE use your southern/redneck accent more, Paul! Hahahaha... you're so aaaawesome! ^^

[wasp9]

Musiloni

[SrM90]

Musso"loan"i / Musso"lon"i LMAO

[M0THERKN0WSBEST]

An A + !? ... Yay!!!, thats the bestest marks I ever done gott on a test evuh! ... This video done spiced up my resoome sumfin wonderfull !!!

[vcepeda89]

thnx

[TehCybernerd]

paulsego is criminally undersubcribed. his channel is filled with win...

[jazziect]

I thoroughly enjoy these LOLgical vids.

[jabunks]

Woah, I got an A+! Yay!

[kalcaron]

God made all the people who worship him idiots to test the rest of us, don't you understand?

[441tfs]

Truly fucking awesome. You have a new fan :D

[TheDarkestCero2]

every single point that he was trying to make about atheists being wrong if it was correct could also be said to disprove christianity.... christians don't know 1 millionth of 1 percent of any subject so how the fuck can you be sure without certainty that there is a god... an all powerful being that created everything and know 100 percent of every thing... sounds a little ignorant,stupid, and far fetched to me.

[blade816]

lol this wasn't even a test

[lolcleary]

Can i put this A+ on my CV?

[lolcleary]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LAV IT

[cjdlguy77]

Haha, nice.

[Spoolzz]

Edison was a cool inventoralist.

[xSubliminaLx]

hahaha mussolani

[yamilink03]

I can has A++?

[ltmishastraskov]

Bravo!

[awakenforlife]

Man! by now I have like 100 A+s for watching this video so many times. It's just hilarious.

[twich35]

Dude, your fuckin hilarious

[astagohai]

lol @ the edison quote :D

[xerc1]

Man, this is the first video here on YT in a long time that actually made me laugh loudly. Thanks my friend! You're hired ...

[Ibitsae]

Nice italian accent. =D

[SGTChuck82]

I want a gold star too!

[cbooth2004]

BTW, Edison was not a "scientist". Clearly, the imbecile this video responds to knows NOTHING about history--having no idea who Mussolini was, his place in history, etc. "Mussolani" The ignorance hurts. But his ignorance is also complete and total ignorance on science. Edison was an entrepreneur, an inventor, an engineer. Not a "scientist". Nor was he "one of the greatest scientists who ever lived". Oof.

Thank you for the voice of reason in the face of willful ignorance and willful stupidity.

[zasekamozplemeniti]

roflmaool

[danaad]

Great video!!!

I couldn't stop laughing, this is funny stuff!!

[memoryhero]

The look of agony on your face when the fellow says "Mussolanni" is one of my favorite Youtube moments ever. It's this type of emotionally engaged discourse that many theists might actually pay closer attention to, since that is likely what most of them are in the religion game for.

[ILovetheLordAlways]

Just for the record, Paulsego, I have atheists CONSTANTLY telling me 'there is no God.' An example would be user hellsing666 on my 'for coughlan6*6' video. He said "God isnt real you utter fag" Atheists make absolute statements like that a LOT. It's not a strawman, like you seem to think it is.

[LeKryon]

There is no god.

[mobby32]

@LeKryon what a pointless fucking comment

[Esorba]

@LeKryon tru dat.

[heatman96]

stfu

[Todd8Todd8Todd]

cool! that should help my average.

[anavarre]

I lol'd at 'Musoloni.'

[redheadedlosers]

yay! a+ for me! :)

[HasimirFenring1106]

'And God, o' course, he didn't wanna do it that day 'cause he wasn't feelin' up to killin' nobody, but then later, like a few years down the road, Moosalawni went ahead and died anyway.'

Still my favourite video on YouTube.

[wexerguy90]

Greatest video i have ever seen in my life lol

[Rocky183]

guy in the video doesn't grasp the burden of proof.

Like most preachers.

[bigcaper862]

i will never look at lepercons the same way never agin and i can't spell

[AtheistChase]

Fuckin' A.

That theist guy made no sense.

[Kantoc]

Moosalani hahahah!! That was hilarious.

[Kantoc]

Yay I get an A+ too

[BananaHurricane]

Ah, I've had a similar trimmer malfunction. It popped off twice during the same shave, had to get rid of my sideburns AND goatee. Fucking sucked lol

[CHTcompute]

i had to pause the video at 7:08 because I was laughing too hard to concentrate.

[ROBARVS]

HAHA That was fucking great...

I have come across that argument before; if I remember correctly, I heard Ray Comfort use it once.

[Krensharpaw]

SWEET! I GOT A A+ FOR WATCHING A VIDEO!!!! easiest A I have ever earned.

I was not even aware I should have studied.

[serialpath33]

SWEET, I got an A, too!

[Todd8Todd8Todd]

Easy A!

[gwh1089]

ahahahaha, lmao... ahahaha.  A+ from me

[fistacorpse616]

A+++

[ATL45]

A-plus for the video!

i think i need to subscribe after watching this. yeah. i do.

[jayfunk13]

I'm now a bit nervous about the leprechaun with the corn cob pipe, I think I have one living in my ass. I swear on my mother that I took a dump the other day and pieces of his pipe were in my poop

[drodude301]

I love the leprechaun analogy. I'm gonna have to steal that one

[sucktdeep]

so good

[WoWaddict3d]

Fucking A.

[mank711]

LOOOL

I think people who are religious are delusional...

[MyImaginaryChainsaw]

That was awesome.

[RatherRandomReality]

The last quarter of this video was the funniest thing I've seen a non-professional comedian do in my life. Priceless stuff, man :))))))))

[WeeeeBeep]

lolz

[curiouslittleboy]

Not De Facto Atheist.

The word(s) you're looking for is(are) "Agnostic Atheist."

Thank you.

[AmazingTheism]

It's the same thing.

[Sheogorath13]

i'm a hatin' atheist and i like it too, lol.

[myfavouritelife]

This is an all too simple view of non-belief, and a sign of someone with the lack of grasping the opportunities that atheism gives. You come across (and on your video output is all I can judge) as an ignorant bully. Not the mouthpiece most peace loving atheists would choose.

[curiouslittleboy]

I'm a loving Atheist, and I think he (Paulsego) is awesome.

[myfavouritelife]

I didn't say handicapped I said ill.

And I must say if you describe your idiotic rants as fun then you must have a distorted view of joy. My problem with you, which you fail to grasp, is that your views which you display to the world are so negative as to give the impression that atheism is an entirely joyless thing and totally about railing against theist views.

[lolcleary]

thats because we use a logical argument that we can some times prove.u however connot prove dick......ur a fucking fag...i get so angry at you religious people who demand respect and think we atheists should be mild and carful when talkin about 'god' but fuck you u dont pay us any respect at all........there is no god

[myfavouritelife]

Well mate, you've done the atheist cause no end of harm.

You have no idea of calm rational argument, I as an atheist disown you.

[BoozyBeggar]

Yes, you're absolutely right, myfavoritelife, let's debate rationally with people who believe that sin is what's wrong with the world and that the only way humans can live forever is to drink the blood of the demigod of the one and only god, who also just happens to simultaneously be both himself and his own father, who realized that the only way he could save humanity was to be tortured for 3 days and then to ressurect and disappear for the following 2,000 years.

[myfavouritelife]

But these people are mentally ill, shouting at them does no good whatsoever. And it certainly doesn't inspire me. I'm sure you could be more intelligent in your arguments.

[BoozyBeggar]

It's called A: fun and B: ridicule, nevermind your insult.

[BoozyBeggar]

And come to think of it, no, they aren't mentally handicapped, unless you wanna say that it's a self-inflicted disability and that you mean "deluded" when you say "handicapped."

[fashionwhorexo]

A++

[Jennabelle16]

Basically the funniest and kickassest thing I've EVER seen.

[BoogieNite77]

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahha dude!!! you are a beast!!!

funny and brutal!

[confusa115]

great counter arguments!

[paintballingguy]

You are the man, I can't wait for new videos.

[SiggiMcHamster]

HAHAHAHAHA! The Mussolini thing was hilarious. Especially how pissed off you looked while listening to it.

[hanbacca]

AAAHAHAHAHA so funny A+ indeed!!!

[Avelqual]

Rofl.

This is so epic. Good job, Paul's ego.

[Herufaia]

I loved the Italian accent this video wins.

Hard.

[CrazyBubbleTrain]

i've been watching your videos for the past couple days, and i gotta say this is definitely my favorite so far. A+ for me and you yay!

[haerverk]

wow, that part at 7:40-8:00 really cought me off guard. I would have had to SMACK THAT IDIOT had that arguement come up in my face

[bcjr2]

YES! A+ SCORE! ;) lol but anywase great video and so true.

[C0ct0pus]

this is a fucking classic video

[Purayah]

there might be a leprechaun whatever on your arse, but maybe it just doesnt want to come out

[imlaughing2death]

"Long time no...video make...?" Always start your videos like that.

[Fredddon]

SOme people need to read what i have the say:

ATHEISM = DO NOT BELIEVE IN ANY GOD.

ATHEISM is not a community trying to take over anything. Atheism is a oppinion not a community burning crosses rotflol.

[ARodAnderson94]

i believe in god but he's sorta funny. i didn't laugh out loud at anything the closest i got to laughing was at the leprachaun shit

[partysparker]

you nailed that 110% That was PERFECT! 6:23-7:23 some of the best shit I have seen on youtube!

[Melexion]

"Sweet! Ah man, I'm totally gonna fucking ace this test- this is a cake walk."

I laughed so hard at that part, for some reason, with your angry/contemplative facial expressions.

[corytoronto]

lepracons and little pipes LOLL

[ammoMtaFoY]

Hah, that's exactly what I thought about "Mussolani." For a second I wasn't sure if you'd catch that, shame on me.

[manc4ever1982]

I believe in god but this guy is funny, LOL.

[AnthonyAOK]

the guy giving the test git the questions off that "way of the lord" shit

[awakenDIMD]

I just love your videos.

[manonymous333]

Rofl, Paul is the man.

[TheMajorD]

lmfao "I talian" wtf? what the hell! who canna read a credence of humanity?

[samten54]

I can spend a day watching Pauls Videos. They inspire me.

[LazySquirell]

lmfao great video and extremely funny :)

[kwkcardinal]

what is pinash?

[leninlikersclone]

Panache is like style.

[evilfish456]

I laughed very hard. Good video.

[SkidRoses98]

Good video. You make great points!

[DonQuixotec]

very very good video

[jankstarrk]

700th rating

[bdcarlitosway]

Actually there is an atheist saying "there is no god"

Its George Carlin Religion is Bullshit

But he also says "IF there is a god"

[comfabo]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Plus!

Wonderful.

More of this pls.

[Elvisdogg]

OMG your expressions are so hilarious. 5 stars!

[mattfox06]

im a the leprechaun! this is sick, get me the fuck out of here you sadistic bastard!

[Disturbed928]

fucking genious!

[deadpisser88]

Epic video is epci.

[endyyn]

i love religious people, they make me laugh every time ;p they're a little stupid thou

[mattfox06]

lol...i agree they are the best entertainment out there...!!...lol

[KeeS01]

A+++++

[theveganamedchaze]

great vid. extremley intelligent

[kwkcardinal]

i want a big stinky pile of gold...

[Vuijox]

Damn, you're a funny guy. Excellent video.

[aigrimes]

Musselani had it comin'!

Goddang atheimist!

[ProprietorOfSelf]

hahahahahahahaha! love the leprechaun bit. thank you for that video.

[moosicow]

You are a very, very angry man.

[shanerie]

A+++!

[vsimoul]

pwnage :P

[BuelahMan]

Nicely Done, Paul.

[HawdxCorexHannor]

Thank you =]

I love my not-religion.

[sanctionoftehvictim]

i like to think of mysef as a fudementalist agnostic.

[danohrly]

i get a muh-fuggin' A+ baby!!!

[zachmasterl]

How sad.

[twinkycosmo]

You're hilarious. Great points in your video although you weren't really up against much substance anyway.

[dudekyle13x]

that was great

[absurdusdelirium]

daaaamn! that's the second A+ i ever got! sweeeet! and all this because of atheists! ...god must 've put them ther to make me happy! X) hang on, man! dealing with stupid ppl can be rough!

[Fullmetalsgal]

You do realise that you just backed up almost every single one of his arguments with your pathetic attempt at mockery. I admit, some of the things he said weren't phrased well, but even I, a 15 year old, got what he meant (ie that mousilini, as a meer human, was not so great that he could command God). And the Edison quote. As much as I respect him, that fish quote is a load of tripe. God doesn't control every creatures life to the extent that he stops a fish dying when a human needs food. DUH.

[majoroz]

You must be joking. His entire premise was BS (refer to my earlier post below), and Paulsego rightly called him on that.

As for "Mousolani" (BTW it's "Mussolini"), the guy's point was that Mussolini asked God to strike him down, and that "God did it" because he later died. How can you be convinced by that tripe?

[bigalisme]

yeah... Funny how people have that tendency to die...

[Fullmetalsgal]

I'm not convinced by that. I think it's a load of bullocks. If you read my comment you would get that. I'm not saying God killed mussolini (thanks for the spelling by the way). I'm saying God DIDN'T kill mussolini because no one can control god and god doesn't just go around saying "Whoa! He's getting a little OTT, better bump him off!" hmmm... look now I can see that even I badly worded that... my apologies. While I accept Pauls beliefs, I wish he wouldn't attack the whole of Christianity

[SharpesAccomplice]

Hey, atheists don't like having their beliefs generalised either! (In this case, not so much generalised as caricatured and blatantly misrepresented.)

As for Paul attacking the whole of Christianity, check out "A LOLgical Moderate". It's in the related videos column.

[Fullmetalsgal]

I understand that, and I'm sorry if thats how I came across, and I didn't mean it at all, nor did I realize it could sound that way.

And I didn't see that video, thank you for pointing it out to me and I shall have a look.

[SharpesAccomplice]

I was referring to whoever Paul was responding to in this video.

[Fullmetalsgal]

oh sorry!! ^^